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56955530 No.56955530 [Reply] [Original]

>HR roasties can’t do shit
>Mr. Shekelberg can’t term me
>Every time a co-worker enters the restroom I just rip a massive wet fart
>”OooH gawd my IBS is acting up”
>Save money on toilet paper

Why aren’t you shitting on company time Anon?

>> No.56955568

I take naps on company time I work from home but just work 2-4 hours a day but I’m paid full time

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>>56955568
>Let’s see NEET anon’s scam.

>> No.56955628

>can wet fart on command
You might actually have IBS

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>>56955628
Yeah I think I actually do have IBS.

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>>56955530

Based, just got done with taking a fat poop on company time and now on break as well anon.

>> No.56955750

>>56955530
zyzz got mogged here ngl