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I’m the 23 year old pilot and I took your advice to be nicer to my wife and put less seasoning on my meat to lose weight. I come home at like 4 am because the crew schedule is literally out of control and I woke my wife up (by accident) and I told her to make me food since she’s awake. She made me this awesome cut steak, I was surveilling her making sure she didn’t put any seasoning and she didn’t. And I like my steak medium rare so I tell her to take it out and she insists that it’s raw and then I lightly pushed her out of the way and took it out of the pan because I was so frustrated after working so hard that I just wanted to eat my food the way I want, I took a few bites and she starts tearing up and how I will get poisoned, she doesn’t understand it’s a steak, anyways you see how emotional she is? The steak is awesome, 90 grams of protein right before I go to bed. look at the steak, perfect outer crust. What kind of car should I get? A Cadillac CTS with 5k miles or a gigantic luxury class A motorhome (RV)? Keep in my that I have a 3 week old baby, an extremely emotional wife (at least she’s trad and Italian) and 200k debt from my current car

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lynchian

>> No.56887185

>>56887157
Even if this story is all made up you’re a scumbag just to have thoughts like this.

>> No.56887189

>>56887185
Uh it’s not, I’m the pilot

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56887200

Based carnivore king. Animals don't sprinkle their food with salt in the wild. Neither should humans.

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>>56887157
meds, now

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>>56887157
>that ain't medium rare, buddy

>> No.56887251

Ok, but how does this help me invest my way into bankrupcy?

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>>56887157
no one fucking cares about your shitty soon to be over marriage

>> No.56887275

that bitch is rare dude you're gonna die

>> No.56887312

>>56887157
I know this is a larp but insane how so many people are content with such mediocre boring ass lives driven by consumerism

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>>56887157
WE GAAN

>> No.56887372

>>56887157
hi r u the airliner

>> No.56887386

>eats undercooked steak
>flies plane next day
>shits in cockpit
Many such cases. Sad!

>> No.56887448

>>56887200
>posts a vegetarian
I hope that was the "joke"