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I had 2 before having a single penny in savibgs

>>56876502
kek who are you kidding?
You're on 4chan.
You're never going to have kids.

>kids
ngmi

>>56876502
Being a biological being whose goal is among others to reproduce I'd say you just have to be able to put penis in vagene
>muh raising poor uneducated criminals
tell that to your genes

>>56876502
Realistically as long as you have a home that's fully paid off, you should be good. In other words most people are priced out (but the dumbass ones will have kids regardless).

>>56876585
This is one of the idiots I refer to. Very stupid people when it comes to money. Perfect wage slave cattle material for the oligarchs

>>56876502
you aren't even human if you have a net worth below $5m. Trust me, I should know

>>56876502
I Muslim and government pays for my kids

t.300k a year in benefits with 13 children

>>56876653
based professional breeder

>>56876524
Uber based

>>56876502
you don't need to be rich, just financially solvent. In addition, it is optimal that you have enough emotional maturity to be able to properly raise a child. For more information, join a beoble channel called "tips for cryptodads".

>>56877156
I don't wanna join your trad groupie that unironically thinks having kids is a necessity to a fulfilling life, faggot.

At least 100 million dollars.

>>56876524
Based poorfag cockroach living on welfare with 2 miracles and a bitch nagging wife lmao why do some of you want this kind of shit? Literally digging yourself in a hole

>>56877176
hey chud op specifically mentioned kids in his post. just because you cant fuckin breed doesnt mean others dont wanna start a family. go have another coom with your doujins and whatever

>>56876502
I have an uncle who lives off what the government gives him and he has like 6 kids, it's disgusting.

>>56876502
I prefer to raise a cat, they bathe themselves, they stay small and you can leave them locked up for a couple of hours without fear of them killing themselves.

>>56876585
>It's all muh biology bro, you gotta do it even if you can't raise the kid(s) properly. Just put penis in vagene and cum inside bro, that's literally the only thing you should think about bro.

You are so brainwashed and you don't even have a clue.

>>56877156
the most responsible comment I have read in this thread

>>56876502
you use pepe memes, I doubt you even have a chance of getting laid. Having children is out of your reach

>>56876605
Homer Simpson be like

>>56876653
they should kill them all

>>56877156
Sorry brother not interested in your Sigma Chad Chat room filled with with faggots that look like pic related. Thanks though.

>>56877156
Ok pajeety jeet jeet

>>56876502
very VERY rich

>>56877195
>>56877193
jewish elites want you (cattle) to produce more lambs for them to slaughter over the course of 70+ years by throwing them in cubicles to generate more money and keep the status quo flowing.

only a legitimate selfish monster would have kids in this societally unstable, AI-ridden piece of filth world where degeneracy, scammers and exploitations get rewarded with massive wealth and honest work gets slammed with poor living conditions and little else.

>>56876528
>haha he is in le 4chan forum xD this means he is virgin :)
you are as funny as a pebble.

>>56877184
AT LEAST.

>>56877184
youre 12

Trips o truth.
The term "Obesely Massive Mega Gargantuan Insane Bull Flag" gets thrown around a lot these days, but this time...

>>56876502
It's not really money you need but time

>>56876591
Yep. Poor people somehow manage to have 5 little shits, smarter rich people seem to have up to 2.

>>56876502
I have three of them lil niggas and basically paycheck to paycheck. I do own a home but honestly kids don’t need that much to be happy. Just love the shit out of them and spend time with them and they’ll be happy.

Be as poor as you want. Having children will novitiate you to work harder than ever before.

>>56877392
>jew trying to entrap you into slavery so you never escape
Hell is real and people like you will burn there

Kids are way cheaper than people think, especially if they have older cousins for hand-me-downs.

>>56876502
rich enough to cum inside of a woman

>>56877354
bad take, people with money have more time or can buy time. Poors cannot