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kek fuddie

good thing we get a 8.52% return on top of price action

>>56874500
Retard

>>56874476
fuddie are you ok ?

OP keeps looking at LINK on normiebase 24/7 lol

>>56874476
>the botted, wash traded volume is down!
it's over

>>56874476
>cares about volume
Kekfuddies really like to embarrass themselves

>>56874476
Low volume dump after a high volume pump is bullish. We're all going to moon it (wagtmi)!

>>56874476
>be me
>complete poorfag six years ago
>financially illiterate
>tech illiterate
>somehow find out about link at 20 cents
>endorsed by SWIFT
>endorsed by the WEF
>yet no one outside of biz seems to care
>no idea what it is but trust biz because the research seems legit and the memes are funny
>put my meager life savings into it
>speedrun learning everything I can about finance and tech
>witness the birth of defi, a once in a lifetime new financial system without intermediaries
>witness how Chainlink is central to all of it, witness how biz was right in so many ways
>fast forward six years
>saw it go from that coin stuck behind dentacoin to reaching top 5
>saw it go from a literal two man team to +500 former FANG employees
>saw it go from a whitepaper with no marketing to one of the most widely used protocols in crypto, one of the most organically active communities on social media, one of the most complex codebases on github, etc.
>saw it go from one price feed with three nodes with one user, to thousands of feeds, all kinds of data, compute, cross chain messaging, etc. used and shilled by huge banks like ANZ and BNP
>saw it secure its first-mover advantage into a complete untouchable monopoly
>saw Larry Fink, head of Blackrock, himself say RWAs are the future of finance, while everyone in the industry simultaneously acknowledges that Chainlink is the one-stop shop central to RWA adoption, yet this is still utterly under reported therefore utterly under valued
>have never felt better and more confident for the future, I sleep comfy every night knowing it's simply a matter of when, not if
>I'm up x100 on my initial even after a massive crash and recession
>the former Google CEO has endorsed it
>SWIFT has confirmed all ties
>DTCC has confirmed all ties
>it was all true
>yet I'm reminded everyday by screeching pajeets that the best decision in my entire life was actually the worst decision in my life and I ought to sell immediately
>not reading
>never selling

>>56874476
Most people are fed up , except for 5 or so incels on biz.

>>56874476
>>56874514
>>56875534
fudcuck
noun
fud-cuck
plural fudcucks, kekfuddies

1: a misguided, unpaid, and disgruntled personal assistant to link holders and stakers
"I just woke up! I could clean up the smegma scented basement I live in, but today I need to spend 8 hours angrily keeping biz up to date on my latest headcanon!" - your average fudcuck
2: an angry retard who lives on biz and is bitter about selling at a loss / gambling it all away on a lending platform: person affected with extreme intellectual disability or emotional instability
3: a mindbroken, low testosterone ESL "male" - usually from a third-world country, who found biz after 2021 and is obsessed with the investments of other men and feels a need to always post about it

The terms fudcuck, kekfuddie, and their derivatives are currently used as technical descriptors in medical, educational, and regulatory contexts. These uses are broadly rejected by fudcucks, mostly because they find them incredibly offensive and upsetting

>>56875606
This is definitely Sergey hiring defense posters, lmao. It's not even close to organic

You will want to kys after BTC is at $200k and LINK is $18

>>56876068
retard, I hold link and BTC and I post that same pasta, FUDKEK.