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56859987 No.56859987 [Reply] [Original]

The Great Reset has come at a crossroads with humanity. We can not allow the WEF & the young globohomo leaders to manipulate the markets any longer with their fake wars, prolonged bear markets and gay crashes. In order for the Golden Bullrun to resume, Chainlink(ticker: LINK) needs to be destroyed.
/biz/ will declare WAR on Chainlink next week and send globohomo a message.
You heard it here first. Linkies will be financially exterminated.

Spread the word and prepare your shorts. It's finally happening... The Great Short is upon us lads.

>> No.56859998
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>>56859987
>lol shutup retard. Go outside

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>>56859987
bump

>> No.56860037

>>56860023
BRO CHANGED IP'S TO BUMP HIS OWN POST LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

>seriously go outside

>> No.56860093

insert fudcuck definition pasta here
it needs to be in every fudcuck thread to remind them that they're basically just unpaid and disgruntled assistants to linkies

>> No.56860099

>>56860037
bump

>> No.56860188

>>56860037
Bump

>> No.56860220

>>56859987
It's time for linkies to pay for what they did

>> No.56860248

>>56859987
Make them suffer for their crimes
God wills it!

>> No.56860273 [DELETED] 

>>56859987
>>56860037
>>56860023
>>56859998
>>56860093
>>56860188
>>56860220
>>56860248
TOTAL CHAINSHIT DEATH

>> No.56860291

>>56860093
fudcuck
noun
fud-cuck
plural fudcucks, kekfuddies

1: a misguided, unpaid, and disgruntled personal assistant to link holders and stakers
"I just woke up! I could clean up the smegma scented basement I live in, but today I need to spend 8 hours angrily keeping biz up to date!" - your average fudcuck
2: an angry retard who lives on biz and is bitter about selling at a loss / gambling it all away on a lending platform: person affected with extreme intellectual disability or emotional instability
3: a mindbroken, low testosterone ESL "male" - usually from a third-world country, who found biz after 2021 and is obsessed with the investments of other men and feels a need to always post about it

The terms fudcuck, kekfuddie, and their derivatives are currently used as technical descriptors in medical, educational, and regulatory contexts. These uses are broadly rejected by fudcucks, mostly because they find them incredibly offensive and upsetting

>> No.56860342

Bump

>> No.56860385

>>56860291
bump

>> No.56860513 [DELETED] 

>>56859998
>>56860037
>>56860291
seething

>> No.56861490

>>56860291
bump

>> No.56861512

Based thread

>> No.56862150

>>56860220
what did they do, I've been away for 4 months

>> No.56862749

>>56859987
The stink is up link

>> No.56863110

>>56860291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwxeLrWymrI

Dead baggie walking

>> No.56864214
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Dab on linkies
Humiliate linkies
Belittle linkies
Emasculate linkies
Spit on linkies
Troll linkies
Dehumanize linkies
Fart on linkies
Laugh at linkies
Fud linkies
Scam linkies
Misinform linkies
Insult linkies
Throw linkies off buildings
Short linkies
Ban linkies
Block linkies
Cancel linkies
Samurai slice linkies
Launch linkies into the sun
Degrade linkies
Yell at linkies
Lie to linkies
Make linkies eat bugs
Reset linkies wealth
Throw linkies into lava
Hide linkies toilet paper
Confuse linkies
Make linkies trip and fall
Drain linkies gas tanks
Slash linkies tires
Egg linkies houses
Snap linkies with rubber bands
Paper cut linkies fingers
Clog linkies toilets
Cut linkies power lines
Sage linkies threads.

>> No.56864708

>>56863110
kekd

>> No.56866230

>>56860291
bump

>> No.56866434

>>56860291
Lol
>>56859987
>>56860023
>>56860099
>>56860188
>>56860220
>>56860248
>>56860342
>>56861490
>>56861512
>>56862749
>>56863110
>>56864214
>>56864708
>>56866230
>mentally ill fuddie has changed his id 14 times over 7 hours to keep angrily bumping his dumpster fire of a thread
This guy may possibly be the biggest loser I have ever seen on 4chan.

Just let it die bro - consider killing yourself as well. You might have more dignity and purpose feeding worms or something.

All fields.

>> No.56866760

>>56866434
>>56860291
Your days are numbered shills.

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BOUGHT MORE KAVA TO DO MY PART SIR YES SIR! Fighting globohomo with my imaginary money #SLAY!

>> No.56868180

>>56866434
kinda pathetic to be monitoring biz for any thread that goes against your mentally ill fantasy of one day, maybe one day, making some fucking money from that link investment you made years ago. faggot.

>> No.56868183

>>56868165
Based.

>> No.56868189

i dont understand what the point of this thread even is to be perfectly honest with you. what are you doing with this exactly? how are "linkies exterminated"? i want them gone forever like the next guy but this is more cringe than anything else desu

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>>56868165
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION TO BUY BITCOIN BITCOIN AND MORE BITCOIN AND NOTHING ELSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT FUCK YOU

>> No.56868207

>>56866434
shut the fuck up you obsessive teenager

>> No.56868209

>>56868165
you want to get fucked in the ass so bad i swear

>> No.56868210

>>56868189
This is your daily schizoposting thread. Just let go and have fun with it, turn your brain off a while and shitpost. That's it.

Total. Linkie. Extermination.

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>>56868165
You are part of the problem bro.

>> No.56868251

>>56868200
you should kys

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>Nothing happens, link keeps going up near 20-ish dollars then mega dumps back to 8 dollars forever
And things just go on. New baggies will appear, mentally unwell grandpas will keep talking about it as if nothing really changed, no real wealth was made. That's it.

>> No.56868276

>>56868252
omg anon i cant believe you just discovered the problem with the matrix anon i am so astounded by your greater intellect