/biz/ - Business & Finance

So fucking glad I sold my babenas at the top (even though I sold them for BTC instead of USD)
Might still think about buying back in because the tech is great but at this point its a literal who coin

>>56829281

>>56829731
Nothing wrong with BTC. It's a consistently good bet whereas others can be very hit or miss. It's easier to invest $1 million in BTC than a random alt coin no matter how much one likes an idea.

>>56829755
Very true, anon. In the end its always a better bet than Fedcoin (ticker USD) and this time I'm able to invest a lot more each month.

I miss the old babena threads like you wouldnt believe, btw. Still listen to the old citypop bangers people used to post here

>It's easier

>>56830123
cute filename
that's why I only buy coins that are down 95% or more.

>>56830186
They can only drop 5% at most so you can't lose much.

>39k
We're back.

get some THT before 2024

>>56831422
I should have got some last month but oh well. I've always considered it the shitcoiniest of the shitcoins on coinmetro since it wasn't listed anywhere else and it seemingly does nothing at all.

Vexxynecologists we're going up again.

>>56831422
>>56831445
You really can't go wrong with AI coins.

>>56829805
I love how one guy came in and wrote on
>wtf why is this shit thread with a shit coin using the music I like fuck you
and then on another day some guy was like
>I love this thread, I used to drive through japan listening to this

Feels like december.

>>56832963
She received a dildo and there's another one in the tree.

>>56832985
What the fuck I didn't even notice...

>>56832963
2024 did not end up being /my year/ after all.

>>56833288
2024 hasn't even begun so that's quite impressive.

>>56833344
checked, 2023 is so bad I can't even write properly.

>>56833362
2023 has been pretty alright to me, purely because I've learned to and enjoy living alone. Free from my parents at last.

>>56833370
But who cooks your dinners and tucks you in?

>>56833409
My imaginary girlfriend who is sitting right next to me.

>>56833370
I am pretty sure I have not spoken to a single girl this entire year.

>Girl /ɡəːl/
>Definition
>An attractive single female that is my age, anything that is not exactly that I don't think can be called a girl.

>>56833428
I actually had one very brief one.
An old man at the bus stop this summer was asking some questions and feeling talkative about the bus times, and he spoke to another girl there. I think he asked me something too, and I briefly answered that I had just moved here and didn't know very well, and I think the girl said something to me and that was it.

I'm not sure if you would classify her as attractive, but realistically neither am I very much and she has a vagina (most likely) so she has me beat in that regard.

>>56833469
>tfw I'm the biggest loser itt

In other news I have started telling all my friends to buy bitcoin after it went up 100%

>>56833575
I likely said one sentence and we never spoke again.
Why didn't you tell them to buy at 16k? Remember all the anime bulls I posted in january, that was your sign to shill.

>>56833595
Would you laugh at me if I told you that they were all too busy with their girlfriends to hang out with me. So there really was no way to tell them.

>>56833609
Were you actively trying?

>>56833622
No why would I,
Not like I'm their financial advisor.

>>56833635
It would have been easier if you just got a gf so you could go on double dates and hang out as a group.

I had to fight all of them out of buying retarded shit with their Christmas bonuses and to instead invest it instead. They get around 1k-2.5k apparently, and I am sure they will still buy things instead of going all into cyber hornets.
>>56833651
>It would have been easier if you just got a gf so you could go on double dates and hang out as a group.
I knew it, it was my fault all along. Girls love listening to explanations of finance topics to someone who doesn't know they are allowed to open more than one bank account.

>>56833690
You can't help people who don't want to be helped. Just get rich and flex until they don't wanna be friends anymore. Then you befriend some pedophile billionaire who accepts you for who you are. A member of the 1%.

>>56833819
>Then you befriend some pedophile billionaire who accepts you for who you are
He's in this thread by the way, just give it some time.

>>56833819
I think I have forgotten how it feels to make money, meaning, how it feels when a coin goes 10x. Have you..

>>56833922
I remember how it feels. It’s a bit uncomfortable because all I can think about is how much profit to take before it inevitably crashes. Finding the right time to take profit, set aside for tax, and reinvest is not easy. My peak euphoria was when I was convinced apple stock was just an iphone branded shitcoin that didn’t pay dividends.

>>56833952
I think euphoria is generally a good way of putting it. For me I don't even think about selling, I just assume that's how the price will be in a few years and that I got a trial to the early access.
However I am worried just how much of my confidence (ticker: CON) is pegged to my net worth. Can't get a gf with the market being the way it is right now anon, that would be ridiculous

>>56833952
>Finding the right time to take profit
Meet my financial advisor, >>56833826 all you have to do is listen.

>>56834138
When I say,
>all you have to do is listen
obviously I mean listen to her financial advice, not the pedophilia advice.

>>56834138
Well this is awkward.

>thread full of samefags

>>56834230
My phone was on mobile data. I used 3 different devices ITT.

>>56834263
I've started thinking about going back to dating apps, I'm being airstriked with content about girls wanting a bf this winter. Maybe this time it will be different.

>>56833826
I am pretty sure I have not spoken to a single girl this entire year.

>Girl /ɡəːl/
>Definition
>An attractive single female that is a third of my age, anything that is not exactly that I don't think can be called a girl.

>>56829508
If you had $10,000 USD, how would you allocate the following shitfuckcoins;
KDA
LINK
XMR
PRQ
XCM
QPEDO
AVAX
BTC
what else is there? tht bleh. pnk not touching since its not on cunnymetro. eth dont kare
vaginas

>>56836352
10k in BTC
There is no second best.

>>56836352
All in PRQ

>>56838003
When are they doing token swap?

Today I dreamt that I had a pet snake, it was medium big and could open doors.

>>56838971
You have a strong subconscious desire for cock in your ass.

>>56838995
This is actually the most likely explanation.

I'm not gay

>>56839192
That's what a gay person in denial would say.

>>56839201
It's also what a straight person would say if they wanted to explain how they are not gay.

>>56839209

>>56839224
It makes sense in my head.

>>56839209
This is also what a gay guy would say in defense to the denial question.

Should have bought more celestTIA

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/76-magnitude-earthquake-strikes-off-the-philippines-and-a-tsunami-warning-is-issued/ar-AA1kTocG
This is not good for darkanon

>>56839868
It could be very good. I read a lot of stories on /b/ of people having sex with corpses after hurricane Katrina.

..so it really is as easy as going outside

>>56839900
Did you go talk to a girl for the first time in a year because people on /biz/ called you gay?

>>56839977
I was referencing the post above

>>56839984
Corpses don't talk.

>>56829755 (checked)
>>56831422 (checked)
>>56833288 (checked hitler)
>>56833344 (checked myself)
>>56833622 (checked myself)
>>56833922 (checked)
>>56839900 (checked)

>>56839977 (checked)
What's happening to Sakura here?

>>56839999 (checked)

>>56840019
>What's happening to Sakura here?
It is an edit of the commonly posted reaction pic from episode 22 >>56839224 where she is frowning changed to a picture of her smiling.

>>56840054
I can see that, I'm just wondering why someone decided to give a young girl big boobs. I was distracted by the boobs so I did not notice her expression changed.

>>56840080
I was distracted by her smile and did not notice the big boobs.

>>56840098
You are going to be a better husbando than me.

Breaking out, or just scams?

>>56829508
WARNING this is a non-organic scam thread with paid spammers.

If you see rampant VPN abuse and trashing of other crypto exchanges/projects then it is this scammer group operating and shitting up the thread. They are newfags and a plague on /biz/.

>>56840122
>or just scams
Very bot like way of saying no
see example >>56840125

>>56840125
>They are newfags and a plague on /biz/.
How many years have you been saying this? Werent you the one spamming with VPN in our threads?

>>56840125
Scammers don't work Saturdays.

>>56840114
I could never marry an underage girl. Imagine her developing breasts after you have already consumated your marriage. I would much prefer a barely legal girl who has passed her formative years so I can be sure she will have a delicious flat chest until death do us part.

>>56840129
>>56840133
>>56840141
Pathetic scammers.

>>56840166
Explain the scam

>>56840167
People I don't like: Scammers
People I like: Not Scammers

>>56840187
I want Mahiro to scam me.

https://youtu.be/Bxc_55ur-J4

>>56840265
Nice health bar.

>>56839868
Had some electricity issues today but I'm still alive.

>>56840158
Wholesome statement, I knew you were a good person after all.

>>56839637
Misato

>>56840725
WOULD

>>56840725
>Had some electricity issues today but I'm still alive.
Glad to hear.

>>56840766
Breasts too big for my preferences, but with a face and body like that I would be lying if I said I'm not very into it.
4channel, making the world slightly more friendly towards dark skinned people day by day.

>>56840799
She's the only chocolate chick I'd play minecraft with (if you know what I mean)

>>56840725
You doubted I was a good person?

>>56840799
>>56840993
Rei
>>56841019
Asuka

>>56840947
Some people have been saying bad things about you.
It's not that black and white, but wanting to protect children and stay with someone forever are pretty good I'd say.

>>56840936
>>56841056
I got called a newfag by someone who doesn't even know what /b/ is. The absolute state.

>>56841045
>Some people have been saying bad things about you.
Like what? I am not capable of realising when I do something wrong so I really don't know what you are talking about.

>>56840947
No, never!

>>56837795
>>56838003
okok let me rephrase
if you only had 10k to your name how would you allocate it?
I'm poorfag but currently 60% nw in kadena, 15% xcm, 10% link, 5% avax, 5% xmr, 4% prq, 1% qpedo, tht and other noname shitterinos

normally I would just allocate 100% to kadena and call it a day but I would neck if I was wrong also watching other shitcoins moon whilst I crab is one of the worst feelings in za warudo
wish I had more to play around with, last cycle I allocated all profits into xcm and now xcm is worthless lol but I enjoy a nice steak and eggs
anyone have a proper exit strategy ?

>>56841278
>if you only had 10k to your name how would you allocate it?
I put 6k in PNK and QRDO so there's that. If you buy more than me then no matter how much I make you will make more. Or lose more lol.
I have more set aside for buying something else when the next runs meta is found though.

>>56840122
Update, make it or break it time

>>56841349
Lilai (next week) and THT have AI hype moon potential. Worth 1 to 5% of portfolio?

>>56842223
Telegram bot and Dash fork.

>>56841416
I would love a smol amount of pnk but honestly cba fooling around with my dogshit ledger ciaware and unishart
2017 meta was ICO craze and the first (and only) alt season which is unparalleled to this day
2021 meta was.. L1s?
Current meta seems to be AI and potentially GameFi (although this is an absolute fuggen joke unless they get decent writers and no claymation pajeet software)
perhaps RWAs as well but bleh can't really incest in that
I don't know where to spot this stuff either since twitter is filled with spambots worse than here
Last cycle uniswap gave everyone a free $2K USD and I've never made another cent on any airdrops again

>>56842416
>I would love a smol amount of pnk but honestly cba fooling around with my dogshit ledger ciaware and unishart
You can buy PNK on Gate or Kucoin if you don't mind holding currencies on a scam exchange that could rugpull any year now. All you have to do is withdraw any crypto from coinmetro to their exchange direct.
That said Kleros is kind of a shitty bet, but I think it's funny and somehow I believe they may find a retarded way to pretend to be AI related as well.
>2021 meta was.. L1s?
Definitely L1s, but memecoins as well. It was more about name and logo than anything else. Crazy really.
>Current meta seems to be AI and potentially GameFi
Games definitely did well in 2021, but AI didn't take off until 2022 in the middle of the bear market which is interesting.
>I don't know where to spot this stuff either since twitter is filled with spambots worse than here
Unironically tiktok might be a good idea next cycle just to see what kind of retard shit is becoming popular before it goes viral, but I don't want to do it.
>Last cycle uniswap gave everyone a free $2K USD and I've never made another cent on any airdrops again
I got a $7500 USD air drip(spamrisk) from ENS that then went up 5x+ in the same day from where I immediately sold it thinking it would be pulling a uniswap with a fast dump, then a pump later. I was literally one of the first to sell it, I even claimed before it had liquidity on uniswap or listed anywhere.
Got the maximum a single address could get from ENS by having a long time and having activated it.

It's so over for 4channel.

>>56842486
I refuse to interact with Kucoin ever since they forced KYC. My account might not even be there anymore lol but I had some prq on there and some other shitcoins
Many will look back in hindsight at how obvious AI is, it's just that a majority if not all AI tokens have zero usecase and are scamcoins solely participating in the narrative. THT is going to be interesting since it's going to be bringing quite a lot of volume to Coinmetro just like Kadena did last cycle but as a token it's a shitcoin. VXV I know nothing about other than the ceo being an absolute tard
If you enjoy CCP spyware, tiktok is great. Their algorithm is worth billions, they somehow managed to perfectly hack humans and now everyone is in tune with the meme collective retard hivemind. tiktok is always 1-2 weeks ahead of every single tren, but you would have to fix your feed by blocking a lot of bullshit and following only crypto related channels and listening to the worst takes imagineable like the same retards unironically predicting usdt to be worth $5 in a few years. It's not worth it, but you could potentially make a fuckload of money with a throwaway metamask acc and like 1-2k at the expense of your soul
ENS was wild. I'm mainly looking forward to whenever kadena develops their DeFi shitcoin casino

>>56842561
I don't get it.

>>56842646
>I refuse to interact with Kucoin ever since they forced KYC
Me too, though it's not like I used VPN or a secret email there. I just don't want to give them my ID. I already gave my ID to enough shady places that I regret.
>and listening to the worst takes imagineable like the same retards unironically predicting usdt to be worth $5 in a few years
lol, how?

>>56842702
They deleted the picture of mahiro even though there was no other pictures in the thread.

>>56841278
>if you only had 10k to your name how would you allocate it?
100% dates with my gf

>>56842646
>whenever kadena develops their DeFi shitcoin casino
To this day, the fact that this doesn't exist yet is fucking insanity.
>Step one - Make it so people can make token (done)
>Step two - Make dex (abandoned)
>Step three - Casino hours (it's over)
Still no real dex (decentralized exchange where people can create custom pools, thanos said the kadenaswap technology is there it's just that there are no competent people around to make the frontend for it)

>>56842709
I still don't get it.

>>56842798
Don't build your relationship on money, build it on mutual trust and respect.

I'm really bullish on PRQ

>>56842922
Explain what you like about it

Asuka sisters, we won.

50x shorting BTC.

>>56843294
The low marketcap and rebrand :)

>>56843371
Joining this meme

>>56829805
>its always a better bet than Fedcoin (ticker USD)
USD went up, BTC went down. You are dumb and in a crypto cult.

>>56843371
Honestly good entry, quick bart probably.

>>56843418
USD went down for a while, and now BTC is up almost 3x.

>>56843425
>>56843407
I closed with $1.53 profit.

>>56843454
wtf I thought we'd leave it open for a week

>>56843491
Life lesson: girls like it quick, they don't want to be kept waiting.

>>56843528
But I am loyal

>>56842863
A shitcoin casino needs to be easy to use and have fast confirmation times for maximum gamification of "DeFi" casino apps. Kadena is neither, but I'm not worried, because that kind of thing belongs to the last cycle when plebs were locked at home with extra stimulus funds to gamble with

What Kadena has is a capacity for almos infinite throughput, which is well suited for "DePIN" apps that needs lots of small trnsactions to function.

For instance it looks like OriginTrail already hit the limit on their Polkadot parachain, so they will be looking to go back to a system that's integrated with multiple chains.

Currently the only DePIN project on kadena is Crankk. Docushield had potential IMO, but they ran out of funds developing UX apps before they even had a functional incentivised IPFS system. Heard a whisper of a "similar project" getting ready to announce at the start of next year.

>>56843655
Make the website show the status of your tx in real time and you fix the issue of long conf times, it's just double of ethereum, the current standard, not like it's 2 minutes like litecoin

>>56843679
>it's just double of ethereum, the current standard
the current standard is centralized and instant.

>>56843679
Does KDSwap still freeze the entire page while waiting for at transaction to go through? It was such an idiotic design choice

>>56843895
I feel like I made more transactions on kadena this year than I have talked to girls,
so I wouldn't know

bros I'm losing money

bros I'm making money

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/a-suspected-bomb-blast-kills-at-least-4-christian-worshippers-during-mass-in-southern-philippines/ar-AA1kU83Y
Not a good day :(

>>56845933
fucking muslims hope israel nukes mekka

fucking jews hope iran nukes washington

Coinmetro germs

>>56847360
:3c

>>56829508
Buy more yes, with Pyth, Opti, and Space.

Don't snooze on Federalgoldcoin either, make it your first RWA gems, don't put all funds in just one token you'll miss out on the pumps that I'll flaunt here in the bull.

>>56843689
Using dexes on L2 is fun I get why instant may be considered the current standard but the fact you can swap on a base layer at a relatively good speed shouldn't be understated.

parsshit is pumping, good thing I bought more. But knowing pissfartshitvaginajuice coin, it will go right back down.

>>56847883
Oh the jeets are back, bullish