/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56822668
you do, you just picked the wrong fascist

$TRUMP

>>56822668
If you suck enough penises, eventually you'll find the ones that pay for it.

>>56822668
you put money into bitcoin and watch more money come out of nowhere. you will not question where more money is coming from and you will not research who holds bitcoin in the first place, either.

>>56822668
No one in this board knows

>>56822668
the first step is walking down to your local McDonald's. You'll want to ask them for something called a "job application"

>>56822668
>get metamask
>buy bitcoin in that metamask wallet
>get a beoble invite
>join
>chat with people who also own bitcoin
>masturbate them mentally pretending to be interested in their lives and finances etc pretend to be their friend
>learn whatever you can
>get into comfy daytrading and let staking do most of the work for you
>don't work another job for the rest of your life

>>56822668
They won't let me post the truth to you anon.

What is money?

The first thing I wish I learned about crypto when I started.

When you buy is not important. When you sell is.
You might set all of your plays up on the same day, in the same week, around the same rallies, but you'll hold one coin a week, another three months, another you'll be stuck with for a year.
Do not sell until you make a profit.
Nothing is lost until you don't have it anymore, and a wallet with .05Eth in shitcoins is worth far more than an empty one.

>>56822702
>>56822734
xD le suck le dick hehehe mom!! mom i posted the word again XD :D

>>56822668
STEP 1 Buy ROSE
STEP 2 Profit

>>56822706
>no one in this board knows
explain this shit then
>>56822718
>>56822734
>>56822724

me neither fag, cheers!

>>56822741
Shut up tranny faggot

>>56822696
bruh...

>>56822706
do you know?

>>56822736
the one I give to your mom after her blowjob

>>56822724
>no money
>buy btc

>>56822734
the world is not ready for it yet

Ok anon so what you are going to do is generate enough capital to actually play the investment game (40-60 thousand dollars will do). Then you are going to research how to buy Bitcoin beacuse traditional investing is a fucking miserable mess right now and crypto is once again fighting the tides and going against the current. Anyways, put all that money into bitcoin, but here's the trick: you will buy WHEN bitcoin is RED, as in, a % amount of it went down in the past few hours, past 24 hours, past week, whatever. Then, you wait. It's normal if it keeps going down do not panic, you will lose money but not all. Finally, once it becomes green again (this means it went up by a set %), you sell, but only if it's green AND above the price you bought it for! That way, you have made more money than what you had when you invested initially.

Please subscribe and like this post! I appreciate your collaboration, I help you, you help me, it's a win-win. Additionally, as a protip, if you find all of this investing thing a bit too complicated, you can always use a shav to fucking nick old women on the street at night, grab their purse and unlock the epic loot inside at your place.

>>56822739
kinda based, people get into this without knowing they have to develop critical strategy skills to get the most out of the market, not ideal for braindeads or newfags that are trying to hop in the latest trend

>>56822696
filtered.
no feedback.

>>56822724
I am more interested in how you materialized the money to buy btc in the first place to be honest anon.

>>56822788
Checked.

Sell weed.

>>56822788
I was actually mor interested on how to metally jack them off you know, this kind of knowledge could be worth millions

maybe tiktok is right and we need to pimp out our grls andrew tate style in order to get rich, since the crypto thing is not working for us

>>56822702
you promise ? :D

>>56822741
>xD

>>56822775
not fucking reading lol

>>56822745

>>56822668
Nobody does. Have you talked to the average boomer? Have you run the numbers buying/selling consumer goods? The rate ofprofit always tends down, so you either own property which allows rent extraction or you dont. We dont live in Capitalism anymore, we live in feudalism. Best case scenario theres a war.

>>56822668
Provide a good, service, or skill that people are willing to pay for.

After that, it's just a matter of who and what you're going at talking to and doing.

Also, the most basic principle of money making that most of the world forgets because it's so simple: Make more money than you spend. Full stop.

>>56822757
I made way more money by buying the dip in stocks like tesla than in crypto.

>>56822668
you have the traditional way: work as a waggie all your life.
and you have the right way: inherit property and put it up for rent.
acta option for redpilled ppl only: buy XRP, KAVA and LTC and wait until February 29, 2024

>>56825070
I do not like the first option anon

>>56825070
2024 is not leap year ignorant useless scum