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Here's $500 kiddo. Spend it wisely now. Tell me what you're going to do with it.

>> No.56811346

>>56811336
hookers & blow

>> No.56811367

>>56811336
I owe 3 months of bills that would pay half of it.

>> No.56811369

>>56811336
30y US treasury bonds slurped, thanks

>> No.56811379

>>56811336
I'm buying 32 Link and turning it into $6400 in the bull run.

>> No.56811380

>>56811336
$500 worth of bitcoin

>> No.56811388
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56811388

I'm going to hit the new releases on dextools with $5 plays until one hits a 3000% increase.
Every $5 play is really ~$20 with trades.
So let's say one in every six tokens is a rugpull or honeypot.
That's $120 for a chance that one does $150, with leftovers available for the remaining tokens. Not all would've rugged. Some just won't moon.

>> No.56811392

>>56811336
all in bitcoin.

>> No.56811603

>>56811336
All in on fast food

>> No.56812747
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56812747

First, about 3 burgers and a 2 liter bottle o' good ole Pepsi. Next, put it all on Beoble so I can get a nice "good paypig" badge on my profile to earn the respect of fellow crypto traders quickly.

No I am not buying any BTC with it!

>> No.56812791

>>56811346
>>56811367
>>56811379
>>56811380
>>56811603
>>56812747
I hope nobody ever trusts you faggots with $500 dollars like that. What a waste.

>> No.56812792

>>56811336
Cant do even buy 1 month groceries with 500$ fuck you

>> No.56812800
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>>56811336
you reeeeally wanna know what im doing with that muni op...?

>> No.56812801

>>56812747
imagine a 500 dollar suscription to discord nitro or telegram premium lmao that's so retarded.

>> No.56812803

>>56811369
ONLY sane answer in this thread by far.

>> No.56812805

>>56812791
Those are just individual opinions mate, fuck you lmao

>> No.56812811

probably just buy a better phone. 500 is practically nothing today. maybe take those 500 and throw in another 250 so i can buy a gaming laptop or something, my old tyrannosaur computer is getting on my nerves.

>> No.56812814
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>>56811388
Dextool fag, oh my god...

>> No.56812815

>>56812791
i think >>56812747 is a good idea :^)

>> No.56812839
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56812839

>>56812747
We just talking about 500$ it aint no relevant shit you could actually buy with this little money, also that telegram copycat isnt even out, so youd be sitting a couple of months more over those dolla making em worth even less

>> No.56812849

>>56812803
and it was a meme, says a lot about biz

>> No.56812881
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56812881

buy a pizza, a videogame, take my girl out and then go sleep

>> No.56812895

>>56811392
fag advice

>> No.56812899

>>56812791
shill your shit then

>> No.56812903

>>56812839
true, 500 is fucking nothing

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>>56812903
give a stupif person 500, they will come back with cero

give that money to someone smart and they will bang your mom

>> No.56812947

>>56811346
this is why you're poor anon

>> No.56812950

>>56812747
why would you waste all the money trying to appear cool to retarded traders you fucking trannie

>> No.56812955

>>56812792
>>56812811
>>56812839
Americans should have their own board so they can cope with their retarded economy in that board and stop shitting up the rest of biz. 500 dollars is not "nothing" you fucking cunts, maybe in your third world shithole where you are used to jews exploiting every last drop of surplus value out of you on the daily while you are content watching tiktok and eating mcdonalds slop.

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>>56812955
thats fucking bold to call america a third world country, I respect it

>> No.56812980

>>56812815
kys pajeet

>> No.56814038

>>56811336
I've Adlunam to DCA into via Pancakeswap, few units of Pyth to buy into as well.

>> No.56814047

>>56811336
*Slaps your froggy face*

Good. Now bring me 500 more. By tomorrow.

>> No.56814122

>>56812803
Well hello boomer! It's great you made it on the internet and better yet, to this domain.

>> No.56814145
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56814145

It's all going in a $500 denomination slot machine

>> No.56814203

It'll probably sit in my savings untouched with the rest of it

>> No.56814226

>>56811336
im gonna buy a new xbox

>> No.56815140
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56815140

$50 for a good lunch, $50 for some weed, $400 straight into kava staking. Simple.