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mumu cope
10k is programmed

The ETF dump will be glorious

>>56770665
Bear is onions now? As expected of mumus

>>56770665
Capo says 12k, but that's silly and weak. 10k is the target.

>>56770688
Onions onions onions

>>56770688
>>56770745
Holy shit are bears newfags

>>56770780
They are past mumus that got buck break into thinking everything will keeps on dumping always and every time. Stay on the side bobos or else you will lose whatever small amount u got by shorting

https://vocaroo.com/1h1UucvAxQLT
https://vocaroo.com/1bsI4NjWmOTP

>>56770665
pooposhi is the classic counter indicator

please sell the news on the ETF, bro
please bro, I'm still sidelined
look at the macro
the halving is already priced in. It's different this time. PLease bro

>>56770685
Who exactly will “dump” from an ETF that is brand new?

I think you morons don’t realize how spot buying ETFs work. There is nothing to sell unless people buy first. You can’t sell your Bitcoin to boomers through the ETF. It is literally impossible for it to dump until people have already bought a ton of it.

>>56770665
>says x celebrity that missed the bottom

>>56772610
>big if true

>>56772610
So you mean its 100% risk free money?

>>56770665
>When the etf comes
Big wew. Dream on, faggots. The etf comes AFTER banks operate the exchanges. That isn't happening next cycle. It'll be 2030 something when an etf is approved.

>>56770688
>>56770745
You're doing it wrong, anon. You're typing onions and you should by typing on!0n$

Why don't you people want a clean out to 3k so that mass adoption becomes a thing and sends it to 300k?
People won't buy until a clean out, it's just too expensive and there's a global cost of living crisis to add to that.

>>56775111
>exponential fiat printing will cause the fixed unit of account to lose value!
No coiners absolutely seething

>>56775111
Sure we would love le cleanout. But it's just not going to happen no matter how much we want it to. Which is why we bought at $15k and you were too much of a pussy to take your financial destiny into your own hands. Go invest in the SP500 and fuck off from biz.

>>56772610
So? It was never about the boomers, that's just an excuse to bait liquidity. They'll dump on the CEXes like they always do. People will sell the news just for the sake of selling the news. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point.

>>56772610
So you're saying there will be 2 separate prices for bitcoin? If so, how will cryptochuds benefit?

>>56770665
Heres the thing though. The etf is obviously a nothing burger but there are serious signs of a sustained prolonged deep recession coming up and that not really conducive to a risk on investment environment. Sure maybe it'll just drop and the then recover and that will be the end of it. But it will drop.

>>56775372
Differential inflation caused by monetary expansion is the mechanism behind oligarchical parasitism. They will always force nominal growth even if it's nothing but further debasement. Same as it ever was.

>>56772690
What's it called when you rapidly switch between valley of despair and peak of mount stupid

>>56775760
the way to enlightenment.

>>56770665
>I remember this pentoshi nigger
>wrong TA "analysis" many times
>still cited as "reliable source" by cointelegraph

Remember, a broken clock is is right twice a day.

What you faggots fail to see is that there is no neutral reserve asset that has the characteristics of bitcoin, not treasuries, not real estate, not gold.

>>56775372
>It will drop because I missed the bottom and stayed sidelined for an entire year of up

>>56772690
I guess the x-axis is logarithmic. Guru is several orders of magnitude above competent. Even gurus have their guru.