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I, Janet Yellen, 78th United States Secretary of the Treasury, am here to inform you that actually, it's Benance. It has always been Benance.
Thank you.

https://www.ccn.com/news/benance-janet-yellens-binance-slipup-viral/

>> No.56768425

>>56768413
>I, Janet Yellen, 78th United States Secretary of the Treasury, am here to inform you that actually, it's Benis. It has always been Benis.
>Thank you.for the Benis

>> No.56768442
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>>56768425

>> No.56768450

>>56768413
Fuck off James. You are a retarded diversity hire and CNN is absolute garbage.

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>>56768450
James is a mere pawn in my entourage and it's actually C-C-N, my dear.

>> No.56769775

>>56768413
She's so handsome

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>>56768413
a friend of mine call me today to tell me about the death of bitcoin and closure of binance. Why are people like that?

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it s beenance BTW

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>>56769784
Yes, dear. We had to close down Binance because it's always been Benance. This 'rebrand' will cost about $4.3 billion.

I recently took down CZ's X/Twitter account just long enough to remind him who's in charge. He will also pay $200 million in civil and criminal penalties because Gary wants to buy a couple new homes in the Hills.

As for bitcoin, the DOJ will allow it to remain intact and as is for one final cycle. We will fork the bitcoin network into our own fully controlled and monitored cryptocurrency coin for all of our safety.

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If anyone would like to discuss these matters further, you can join us in my official Telegram online chatroom: t(DOT)me/BENANCEToken

>> No.56772228

>>56769784
so many things about that photo disgust me

>> No.56772572

>>56768413
I would love to see this wragely old cunt get hit by a bus

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>>56772572
Watch your mouth, young anon. My friends can make you disappear.