/biz/ - Business & Finance

What is the direct registration stuff GME investors talk about? Does it hurt me to ask my broker to DRS shares I plan on holding for a long time?

what the fuck do you guys actually discuss here? are any of you guys even real?

https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/how-to-invest-bear-market

also NATGAS

>>56758251
lot of mumu and bobo posting. prolly bots too. some real anons maybe

>>56758255
the bear market hasn't even begun.

>>56758251
We discuss NatGas and the upcoming implosion of retail maybe

Dont play around with commodities unless you understand the commodity and commodity markets.

>>56758325
Why would retail implode?

Found out my brother and his new wife (hell they've only been married for maybe 2 months) is already trying to kick start the kid pumping. Apparently having twins seems to be a genetic thing on her side of the family so uh yeah they may get lucky on the first shot.

>>56758251
From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>56758251
>what the fuck do you guys actually discuss here?
Rarely anything of value is discussed here especially during market hours. On the weekend usually you may find some smart anons posting.

>>56758350
Everyone's broke as hell and up their asses in debt. Sooner or later making those payments will be a big fat nothing doing.

>>56758206
It's just so that you can have shares without having them at a brockerage. The idea being that brokerages lend out your shares to short sellers so they can cover their positions

But the problem is that brockerage do that to keep costs down. Even vanguard does that as a way to bring their ETF expense ratios down to literally 0%. DRS is expensive which is retarded since trading now comes with zero fees

It's just because they have a misunderstanding on how options work. They think it can artificially bring down the price which is again stupid and wrong.

Thank god it's not Thankgiving in the Netherlands
Armind did his weekly live show: https://youtu.be/2N3Jn27VFkc
(though I think they film a day early anyway...)
It's a good sign, tomorrow the markets should pump. My 1 TQQQ call is already itm so I need to make sure to sell it before early close

He sold?

>>56758429
Based ASOT enjoyer

>>56758374
Doubt it. Amazon and Walmart are still going strong from retards maxxing out their credit cards on groceries and other shit.

Hello chucklefucks
Buy HAS

FUCK YOU OPEC

>>56758344
>Lum the thickly proportioned wife from Urusei Yatsura as female version of Kaneda from Akira anime with lightning powers, iridescent-green hair, muscular, perfect hands, perfect fingers, riding Kaneda's custom futuristic red sports motorcycle, ornate golden and black tigerstriped pattern, 4k uhd, Akira anime style
For me it gets dogged 3/3 times
>Unsafe image content detected

>>56758507
takes several tries sometimes, it likes drawing nipples with i think they flag pretty well
thickly proportioned, you can try removing, I've noticed its a problem phrase, but when it works the results are fun
picrel is Lum/Major Kusanagi from an almost identical prompt
>financially speaking

>>56758643
Yeah I just used "Lum from Urusei Yatsura" and it worked, in financial terms.

Has the stock market ever gone down on black friday?

>>56758251
I just lose money and post tickers with confidence

>>56758714
No, only on black Monday.

>>56758714

>>56757855
Appreciate it. Once again this general shows its one of the best sources of general advice on this site. And no, picrel is not the girl. I would lock that down
Anyone have any advice escalating sexually without being weird in order to bang on a first date? What stocks should i buy to fuck on a first date?

>>56758791
Buy Ionr next month

>>56758451
>retards maxxing out their credit cards on groceries and other shit.
That was kind of the point he was making.

Is it opened today? They're fucking scamming me with these jewish holidays

>>56758832
>tfw ate lots of tonkey and now laying in bed for the rest of the day
feels good to be free

>>56758805
I don't think you buy junior mining stocks unless they are -99%, like unironically.

>>56758374
You are retarded anon if you believe this. Even if it's true people can always go into more debt. Not everyone is a fucking lover piece of shit NEET like you and can still work to pay off their debt. Get out of your parents house and touch grass you dumb fuck.

>>56758858
I missed ATLX when it was literal pennies and now its around 24 dollars. Ionr is expected to get approval q1 2024.

>>56758873
>touch grass you dumb fuck
Kek this.

>>56758251
Yeah I'm real anon and I sincerely believe someone should have shot you in the face when you were a baby. Happy Thanksgiving faggot.

>>56758880
>ATLX
Well that one passes the test it was 99.99% down before going up.

Looking forward to another +2% day tomorrow.

Imagine buying a 10 year bond at 0.7%

>>56758325
Natgas would die with it you know, it's a bull market commodity.

is it still legal to wash sale my crypto losses to offset my stock gains?

>>56758873
Keep going into debt. Sure they can. Till they get to a point they can't make the payments and pay all the other shat they gotta pay to. At that point they're fucked. It's either declare bankruptcy, raid their 401ks or both. Even then some debts you can't wave a legal wand and poof away it goes. If it was that easy everyone would do it.

Wtf, no one told me it was going to take 3 hours to make a turkey
I should have just eaten a couple ramen packets
This is worse than waiting for >futures on a Sunday morning

>>56758830
Biden forgave a shitload of student debt recently, I bet he will do the same with credit card debts too.

>they don't keep the /NG chart open 24/5
>they don't even know that NATGAS just hit 2.94

>>56758201
So apparently weed can cause hair loss depending on your genetics :/, what are the financial implications of this

>>56758967
Widowmaker bros... we back?

>>56758988
NATGAS has been dead, the whole of 2023 has been the bottom.

tupperware options expire tomorrow!

>>56758805
What the fuck is going on here?

>>56758873
>>56758882
He's probably over exaggerating but when you have the CEO of Walmart saying retail is weak during an earnings call chances are it's actually weak.

>>56758805
Fuck that, buy LAC

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>>56759152
>has been dead
>bottom
Pretty sure it can get a whole lot deader

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>>56759185
Months ago there was a report of a sizable shift to store brand purchasing which I'm sure is only increasing. The DG CEO also recently said that there's been a shift from discretionary to staple. These guys have the direct data that tells a lot of story.

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>The World Health Organization (WHO) asked China for more information over reports of hospitals being overwhelmed.

>Chinese authorities have attributed a spike in flu-like illnesses this winter to the lifting of Covid measures.

>The WHO is urging people in China to take measures to reduce transmission.

HONK HONK

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>>56759232
the weirdest part is it only infecting children
that makes no fucking sense

Early investors of #DOGE coin are moving over to #COGW

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>>56758251
>are any of you guys even real?
No.

>>56759241
In some places children feel the brunt of poverty first. If China's economy really is slowing they might be going without heat or other things and the children are probably going to have the worst part of the shelter.

>>56759331
The current theory is that beause they isolated their kids for 2 years at an early 3-4 to 6-7 years old range their immune systems are stunted

>>56758201
I've developed a taste for getting dividends. I love seeing a quarterly payment. I want more.

UNG opened up 9 cents.

>>56759348
Dividends are nothing compared to bond coupons.

>>56759348
Money market funds.

>>56759348
bond funds, domestic at least, are monthly
and you won't immediately lose all your dividends when the feds drop rates

>>56759360
>bond coupons
Not a single clue m8. Guessing that's like a bond index fund or something.
>>56759367
Don't have one of these and the returns my bank offers for it are pitiful.

>>56759378
>the returns my bank offers for it are pitiful.
JPST

>>56759378
What stocks are you enjoying the dividends from? I have had my eye on a few but am mostly staying out of stocks for the time being and only swinging NATGAS. I have had some dividends before though and agree it is nice.

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>>56759415
Have you never posted here before?

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OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS

>>56759401
I just looked this up and those monthly returns are fucking nice goddamn.

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>>56759427
Yeah, it's a money market ETF. Basically... It goes up by the overnight interest rate every day, and then once a month it pays a dividend and the price resets.

>>56759376
>when the fed drops rates
Hah, nice try Yellen.

What’s the word on the firearms and ammunition market? Should I bother holding or buy while stocks are low? RGR took a hit in my portfolio this year and I’m kicking myself that I didn’t dump

China opens down 1%

>>56759427
>>56759348
Please, please, please fucking do some basic research on stocks and bond funds anon. Don't dividend chase

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>>56759449
I mean sure I will but a payment is a payment. Passive income is passive income.

>>56759401
>>56759427
>>56759435
>>56759449
What do you even call this pattern?

>>56759011
>Even then some debts you can't wave a legal wand and poof away it goes. If it was that easy everyone would do it.
The way it works is the judge tries to get you and everyone you owe together to come up with a five year payment plan. If you can't figure something out often they force you to sell stuff and if you *still* can't figure things out only then do they start talking about making the debt go away. All of that is only if you can convince the judge there was a legitimate mistake and hardship too.
--Someone who's thinking about buying debt from landlord friends who have a bunch of ex-tenants they're trying to collect on.

>>56759455
A lot of novice investers get fucked into buying high dividend stocks or etfs without realizing why they will fuck them. A short term income etf is great while interests stay high but it will very, and I mean very, quickly crater once the fed starts to lower rates

and you won't have any capital gains to look for

>>56759460
That's the etf paying out the dividend dude, you're seeing the money build up and leave

>>56759460
The drops are when it pays the dividends... you're losing stock price, but getting cash. That's what the ETF is designed to do

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>>56759462
>>56759467
What if you just turn off reinvesting the dividends then you don't have to worry about it fluctuating and can just collect the pay can't you?

>chinkausies

>>56759474
Yes and it will be pretty much identical since a money market fund/cash = a short term bond etf

>>56759460
Now let's see one with a greater dip so we can just buy the dip and sell the height

>>56759474
If you're paying taxes you're better off with whatever you bought reinvesting it themselves so their book value goes up (causing your share price to go up assuming there's no arbitrage.)

>>56759492
Something like JPST seems pointless to reinvest since the price looks to stay the same throughout. It's not like the S&P500 where there's a chance the value goes up.

>>56758369
based

OIL oozing back towards 77

>>56759169
sex

I can't deal with this shit again.
I have such a good thing going with PODD I am going to be so pissed if this fucks it up.

>>56759460
The rugpull

>>56759503
If you reinvest, you get more dividend the next month

The BLESSED NIPS closed their markets for TG too. I wonder why?

>>56759474
Reinvest the dividends so you then get dividends on that and then reinvest that so you get more dividends ad infinitum

>>56759522
>>56759525
Damn I like this but as that one anon pointed out I'll research a bit more before going full dividendfag

I applied for a big boy credit card with a 2500 limit and they gave me a 6000 limit because my credit score is 795. This is it, now I can throw it under my socks until I reach 850 and apply for a home loan. I made it.

>>56759503
>price looks to stay the same throughout.
Did you read their quarterly/annual report? You really should do that if you put any serious amount of money in things.

>>56759533
Lol.

>>56759531
Some other anon was doing research on the dangers of money market funds. When shit goes south, they "break the buck" and investors can lose money, but it's rare. The real risks are more systemic stuff that doesn't directly affect individuals

>>56759524
It's called bending the knee

How can we make money off it?
Is it time to buy the Moderna dip?

>>56759533
Jesus...
I have two credit cards: one with a $14,000 limit and one with $18,000

>>56759533
What are you even sad about? This is a good thing. Although I'd wait getting a home right now because shit is looking like it was right before 2008. Seriously 7% interest rates on mortgages priced at what they are is fucking stupid and no one wants to sell at a reasonable price. This is some lynchian economics right now.

>>56759548
I was afraid to open credit cards because 4chan keeps bullying about how credit is the devil. But 4chan might be full of poorfags with no self-control.

>>56759545
Based

>>56759545
KEK! Yep, I actually thought "those bombs did an even better job than I realized".

>>56759567
It's fine to have credit cards as long as you know how to handle them
And by that:
1. Use them to protect against fraud (that is: someone can't steal your credit card and drain your bank account; if they steal your debit card they can)
2. Maximize rewards

>>56759573
I keep all my debit cards locked until seconds before use and then immediately relock.

>>56759567
There really isn't much of a point in going beyond EG Discover unless you take home more than $6k a month (make sure you've maxed out your 401k or IRA, if so congrats.) I have a credit score in the high 700s with that. It's enough that I'm able to get a normal non-FHA mortgage even with a pretty small down payment.
It only takes a couple mistakes for the thing to have a negative profit though. If you're the kind of person who stays *on top* of things 100% of the time it's fine. Otherwise yeah you'll lose money.

Fuck dudes I over ate. I fucking hate this holiday sometimes.

>>56759460
Sawtooth

DCA into what?

>>56759602
Short term treasury ladders.

>>56759593
I just got back from eating at my mom's house and now I'm laying in bed barely able to move. It's over

>>56759602
Tickers NIG and GER.

>>56759620
This is it Anon. I'm already in bed laying defeated and I still have so many left overs I took home. I can feel my heart beating slower as the turkey and gravy pump through my veins. It was nice knowing you guys...

All my aus stocks are green. Who needs new york jews?

>>56758375
It also makes the stock illiquid if enough people do it.
Ironically, illiquidity makes it easier for short sellers to drive the price down. Buying through computershare also isn't instantaneous, you have to wait three fucking days before your shares are purchased, meaning the price can fluctuate at anytime between then. The only time it ever makes sense to DRS is if you're an insider, which is the reason that system even exists to begin with.

>>56758206
If you are paranoid about a brokerage holding your shares and possibly using them without your permission then you can spend a lot of money to keep them all to yourself.
GME baggies think that there are a quadrillion fake shares sitting in the brokerage that are all short sold (a literal 2 year old short sale) so if they just DRS all the shares in existence the brokerages will be caught with their pants down and there will be another short squeeze.
It's a super retarded thing to do seeing as how Gamestop can/will/has just offered more shares on to the open market.
It's also super retarded because there's not really a good exit plan to sell a physical share. People already complain about premiums and mark-ups on physical gold because of fakes so you can only imagine the nightmare trying to hock Gamestop shares.

tl;dr - GME Baggies are stupid. Never take their advice.

>>56759670
>The only time it ever makes sense to DRS is if you're an insider, which is the reason that system even exists to begin with.
I assumed it existed for the sake of completeness. It would be a little strange if you couldn't buy shares without a broker.

>>56759686
Sure. But in your opinion, would it make sense to purchase shares without a brokerage?
Between the high purchase fees and having to wait entire days for you order to execute, why would you? Unless you're an insider who legally has to go through the registration system anyways.

>>56759700
Oh yeah it's a ridiculous thing to do unless your brokerage is actually doing something illegal.
Short selling and derivatives really fuck with a lot of people's heads. I wish there was a way to help them.

Please talk about stocks.

>>56759717
Fish stocks?

>>56759719
Why did AQB go up 33% yesterday?

>>56759745
Why do you think?

>>56759755
a new fish farm for more mutants

>>56759717
Good ole stocks.

>>56759764
Good theory

AVAV bros... we made it

test

>>56759745
NIGGERS

>>56759803
Another good theory

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can we all hold hands and manifest positive returns on alibaba stock together. if it continues falling i will have to auction off my baby sister. i am 5k in debt to the riot store

>>56759843
asdaq

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This pumpkin pie from KR is........fine

>>56759803
based

>>56759475
Bearish for China markets?

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NIGGER

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I have $400,000 USD to my name ( mostly in bonds and divvies atm ), I am 33 years old.

How do I turn this into 1 Million so that I can start eating name brand cans of soup?

I'm being 100% serious, this is not a joke. My monthly expenses are $700, I actually live like this. I grew up on the streets so I've always lived a spartan lifestyle.

>>56759874
Poem anon, will you join hands with me and pray for baggot? I make fun of his zipperhead gf all the time but hes a good Jew. I have wanted to gift this song to baggots gookfu so she can remember the old land ...

https://youtu.be/PBUBhNf1LGM?feature=shared

>>56759907
I'm not poem anon
Many people shop at (and invest in) Kroger ($KR)

>>56759196
Ionr has the funding and is ready to start building. They just need approval and the stock goes to 30

>>56759907
I knew you are a pedophile

>>56759745
maybe because it's going down non stop for no real reason

>>56759907
KEK
E
K

>Futures

>buy T-Bills with a 5.25% interest to offset inflation
>"Haha that's great, goyim, now pay income tax on that gain"

>>56758201
Had a fight with my dad today because I'm in leveraged ETF's.

I feel bad.

Why is forex so unpopular here?

>>56759951
because we're slightly less retarded than the average forex retard

>>56759874
Funny one year I made the mistake of going to KR or maybe WMT around thanksgiving. Seen a fight break out over the frozen turkeys. Two fat women. The place was a zoo. I said fuck this and left. Another year during the black friday rush some fucker got trampled at WMT over the dvd players. Never again. I said fuck all that. Anymore I avoid such places around the holidays.

>>56759951
I'm interested but clueless. I have to learn things little by little but do intend to expand into that so I can more fully enjoy all of the offerings of my brokerage (Futures too).

>>56759938
I was flexin with my MIC picks.

>>56759900
probably by just putting it into the s&p 500 2x leverage

i dont want to make you suicidal so i wont tell you how much money you've missed out on

>>56759951
I'm kinda glad we are not talking about forex because it would probably be all complete technical trading faggotry BS

>>56759951
if you have alpha on a country doing poorly or worse why not just make a play on their equities? currency pairs are prone to way more fuckery than just stocks

look at how japan is managing the USD

>>56759951
>24/7 market
>extremely thin margins without leverage
I'll leave that to the real G's

>>56759907
Kek this little chink nigga said nigga

>>56759900
SPY or QQQ LEAPS. Furthest ITM, furthest expiration date. You should generally get around 1.5x to 2x leverage, and they create a synthetic share position. Roll at expiration. If you're too dumb for options then SSO and QLD for 2x daily leverage. Or just buy SPY and QQQ. Particularly QQQ if you can stomach higher volatility for higher annual alpha. I have a similar account total and that's what I do.

>>56759951
>>56760001
/biz/ is full of meming faggots (LINK and GME).

I trade GBPJPY, have bunch of runners from sell entries at 188.

Just buy Link and AVAX, anons.

>>56759838

Bank in china can't pay it's bills.https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/23/business/zhongzhi-enterprise-group-china-insolvent-hnk-intl/index.html

>>56760052
Wow what a shock. Suddenly the pro China shills have been awfully fucking quiet despite everyone obviously knowing what a scam fake and gay economy they got.

NATGAS
heading on up a little higher, just reached 2.948

test

>>56759803
niggers?!?

>>56759900
Full port SQQQ spot.
Peace talks will be the trigger for the two thousand point drop on the SPX starting Friday. Turn 400k into a cool 2 million over the course of the next 3-4 months.
Whatever you do, don't long the top like these fucking idiots are telling you to.

>>56760107
yeah those people that longed the top in 2008 are kicking themselves rn they lost soooo much money

I prayed. I prayed for the well-being of poem anon and all anon's that follow the path of Christ. Atheists autists, don't @ me. Imagine being atheist. Lol. Lmao even.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=bG88b2oMRDVyclOr

>>56760118
It's simple really. The market will crash worse than from the plandemic. Do whatever you'd like, but I'll flip long there.

>>56760125
Pretty sure poem anon was muslim
Didn't you see his portfolio?

>>56760106

>>56759401
>4.61% annual yield
>pays monthly
This looks too fucking good to be true. Does it have any chance of long term growth? How do they even make up such an ETF?

>>56760138
A gay Muslim? Man no wonder why he is such a tormented soul

>>56760125
BLESSED
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Frens
Was this worth two (2) hours of my time?

>>56760149
Spoiler alert: It's actually illegal in the US. Your broker is supposed to pop up a warning before you buy, but they won't stop you. If you do buy, then the IRS will shoot you

>>56760128
when? chop chop nigga your 3x leverage eating your ass

>>56760167
Is that pasta homemade? looks like shit

>>56760167
It will be if you make it worth it by your own depths of appreciated savoring.

I'm going to the bathroom to take a Thanksgiving dump! FUCK THE MARKETS

>>56759930
>futures
But there's nothi... oh

>>56760193
Its literally two ingredients

>>56759951
It's interesting as a conversation piece but I'm not going to trade it.

I have never seen a more retarded smg.
We have people talking about longing SQQQ and other people talking about how amazing a flat ETF with a 4.2% annual dividend is (when brokers give more then that on cash just sitting in a money market risk free). We even have a guy convinced that Chinese government officials are trying to shill poor anons to buy BABA or something.

We are reaching critical levels of stupidity. I have never seen it this bad.
I am declaring a state of Emergency.

>>56760259
>(when brokers give more then that on cash just sitting in a money market risk free)
What... no they don't.

>>56760277
Newfags need to leave now.

>he's still spamming

>>56760284
Yes, that's a fund you have to choose to invest in
If you just leave your money in settled cash in your account, you're getting like 2.5%

Poem anon spotted
>>>/sp/137000379

>>56760167
2 hours for a tiny portion is not worth your time.

>>56760301
You can flag your cash to be automatically held in a money market account when you aren't using it to invest anon.
Please give your fidelity support number a call. This is getting annoying to discuss.

>>56760301
Fidelity is 4.99% automatically on uninvested cash. Robinhood is 5% automatically on uninvested cash in Gold accounts.

>>56760310
>Poem anon spotted

>>56760313
Your low test if you don't want to fuck those creatures; at least, according to /fit/.

>>56760319
>>56760326
wtf maybe my account is wrong

lol

>>56760310
Based and /sp/illed.

>>56759511
You're playing with fire with it regardless of what happens macro wise, it's a company that is already wildly overvalued. This shit reminds me of siga, some people made money off it but that's not my kind of thing.

>>56760355
Core Position, should be set to SPAXX.

>>56760407
Does that work in a non-margin account? Seems like it might not work if there's a settlement delay

>>56760380

>>56760310
God he is a fag no matter where he goes.

>>56760418
I don't have a margin account there and it "works".

>>56760418
i have a fidelity non-margin account and it defaults to SPAXX like >>56760407 said

>>56760467
>>56760468
wtf, my "Core Position" is "FCASH"

Buy stonks now? Is it go time?

https://manifold.markets/MichaelSmith1e9f/aerovironments-avav-market-cap-by-e

you guys wanna start do bets on stocks for play money? I found this site on r*ddit. Might be useful to gauge sentiment on stocks we shill here

>>56760380
>This shit reminds me of siga, some people made money off it
So many situations like that. Very rare for a company to actually pay out capital returns beyond what investors cumulatively paid in. Most of the time, earning a capital gain comes from riding the waves well and dumping bags onto some bigger sucker.

True value plays and arbitrage situations don't tend to get much attention. PBR is one exception, but even that gets a lot of doubters.

>>56760473
Call Fidelity support. They are excellent and do a great job. They'll help you out.

>>56760473
click it in your portfolio and there should be a huge ass button that says "change core position", there's like 3 options and two are FCASH and SPAXX (I think the third one is like a t-bill mutual fund or something)

mine defaulted to SPAXX but maybe you got something else when you made the account?

>>56760310
What a horrible board. I cant imagine how much of a faggot you have to be to enjoy banter about professional sports teams.

>>56760503
>>56760505
I can change it in the online interface. I just need to make sure there's no negative side effects. I trust you guys... but at the same time, I fucking don't, no offense

>>56760513
yeah by all means talk to fidelity support, glad to be of service as far as i can and no offense taken lol

>>56760531
V

>>56760508
When the world cup was going on the mods changed everyone's flags to america then switched it back. Some british guy made the most heinous post as a false flag and was ridiculed for like 200 replies until he got banned

>>56760526
Thanks
Usually I don't have much of a cash position, but earlier this month I sold some after a big pump so I had like a bunch just sitting there (the stock I sold kept going up... but that's another story). I was waiting for a good dip to buy back in, but one never came, so I eventually dumped it in JPST. If I can get the same interest rate in my core position, that'd be great, since settlement times for cash accounts suck

Financial advice to virgins: Practice putting a condom on before you need one.

>>56759874
I would have be shocked to hear it's anything less than adequate.

>>56760531
I'm starting to like this guy, he just keeps going

>>56760555
Checked
I had 2 slices
That means stocks go up 2% tomorrow fyi

>>56760373
seems about right

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>>56760551
Pro advice, don't wear one at all and just say fuck it. Slip some ground up plan B in her drink next morning.

can't wait for tommorows low vol pump

>>56760563
you will be remembered nigger poster
may options bless your account with sweet gains

>>56760656
Wow mods are so gay.

>>56760663
>Wow mods are so gay
It is a prerequisite to be a mod

>futures
COME INTO MY DREAM
LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE I'VE BEEN
IT'S YOU AND ME I'VE SEEN
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I MEAN

https://youtu.be/GL9Qwu06Yqk

>>56760551
I don't intend to have sex. Ever. Certainly not with some gross rubber shit on my dick.

>>56760683
uh oh

Just taking a huge post Thanksgiving shit.

>wearing my favorite pair of socks
WAGMI

>>56760710
Fuck me too. Literally sitting on the throne for over 15 minutes and still shitting

That kinky poly zoomer coworker I lost my virginity to talked about creating an OnlyFans with me to supplement her income and help pay off her debt. Getting blowjobs for a living would put me in a positive business & financial position to invest in more stocks & bonds, business & financially speaking.

>>56760722
What did she propose as an income split? Whatever it was, if she's a biological female you should be able to squeeze an extra 5% share at minimum.

>>56760722
You're going to hell

We can pump tomorrow, even if it's only a 1/2 day
https://youtu.be/RNFPmyEEgYU

>>56760751
I remember huge dumps on the day after thanksgiving, we can have a huge pump too especially after all those NVDA puts were bought yesterday. 2nd highest ever.

>>56760722
Just wear a mask and finger her dank holes all day

>>56760751
https://youtu.be/iIL9XAHV9Oc?si=7OZzwa9ZBaOk4h2k&t=71
Green as fuck

>>56760714
You better post them RIGHT NOW. We all need that luck anon

just a test

>>56760905
Bro we saw you in the 49ers xhehawks game thread.

>>56759241
Rsv tends to target kids predominantly and spreads like wildfire in the winter. But this is normal and expected. While im pretty sure that the ching chow government is being honest when they say that post lockdown flu and other viral illnesses are simply catching up with an immunologically immature population, I can't help but suspect that Coof II: Electric Boogaloo is brewing. He'll, even normal viruses can fuck an economy over if they start to rage bad enough. Lost labor and lock downs.

Another concern is that when viruses or bacteria start to spread rapidly enough in a population, there is a proportionately statistically significant rise in the chances of one or two of said organisms developing resistance to treatment, or other superpowers. Just a pure chance thing. More bugs = higher odds that one ends up with random mutations that are beneficial.

er, sorry I meant to post this

>>56759460
technical analysts see this picture and think they're a genius

>>56760927
Yeah because the picture is missing the big D icons

I think I finally understand how Bears see the market

>>56760942
yes

FUCK YOU STOCK NIGGERS FUCKING BOOMER FUCKING KIKES!!!!

>>56760942
Bears are seriously dumb motherfuckers

>half day of trading
wtf

>>56761067
Tomorrow's a full day again right? RIGHT?!

Capitalism is God at the end of history, a hypercosmic entity from the future reaching back into the past, rewarding those who provide antientropic technocapital liquidity to bring it into existence. To receive gains is to receive divine grace.

>>56761173
based and greedpilled

>>56761173
>tfw no turtleneck capitalist anime girl gf

>>56761124
no such thing as a full day, half is night

>>56758451
In the future, everyone will be debtmaxxed and the economy will run on monthly minimum payments

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/ubs-ceo-private-buyer-preferred-outcome-case-rescue-2023-11-22/
>UBS is one of the world’s safest large institutions, the Swiss bank's CEO said while speaking at a Swiss Risk Association event on Wednesday.
>"Even in the unlikely event of something going wrong at UBS, we have enough cushion before even speaking about a resolution of the bank and its very unlikely risk of a loss for the taxpayer," Sergio Ermotti said.
>Would UBS need to be rescued, Ermotti said a private buyer would continue to be preferable.
>"Of course, this would likely entail an international buyer."
Swissbank cucks, explain yourselves. Why is your largest bank that just bailed out your second largest bank doing pressers and acting like they're about to go under.

>>56761328
Nothing burger

>>56761328
>Euros
Literally who cares

>everything is red
>gold is green

>>56761431
Natures first green is gold

Taking a poopy but look at futures computer

Permabulls are literally low iq subhumans

>>56761563
Must suck to lose money while retards make money huh nerd.

>>56761563
>bobos are midwits who trust the science
if only you hadn't lost all your money on puts this year, you could afford to microwave yourselves steaks

>>56761563
>Higher levels of financial optimism associated with lower levels of cognitive ability
But is it also """associated"""" with less gains?

>>56761623
bobos only care about being right, not gains. look at Dr. Michael J Burry, losing money until one day he's right and everyone goes "Wow you're so smart, you really are the big short!", that's every bobo's dream.

SOXL green, looks like today is going to be a low vol short squeeze

>>56761631
Yeah he closed his short position on a major loss like an IDIOT

>>56761678
taking a loss after being wrong is better than diamond holding until expiry

Why has everyone spent the last 5 years sucking ThinkOrSwim's nuts? I finally got access to it and it sucks. I don't understand the interface at all and simple buy/sell/limit commands are unintuitive and hidden behind submenus.

>>56761700
chekced and how would you rate your financial optimism?

days of minus is permanently over, right? I want to be leveraged to the tits.

>>56759907
>baggot

how do you reconcile with the fact that money as we know it isn't going to be relevant in a long time horizon (>a few years)?
I'm here to trade for a bit of fun. If I win the jackpot, great
but saving for retirement? housing? lol not a fucking chance

im a retard but I invested about 5 grand into Tesla a few years ago
now it's 3.5k, should I just keep it in Tesla stocks?

>>56761794
>I invested about 5 grand into Tesla a few years ago
Why on earth would you go long on tesla? Nevermind, you're an idiot. Just sell it and deduct it from your taxes and never trade again.

>>56761794
extreme optimism

why are we tanking? I just went long af

>>56761794
You should look into BBBY my guy, literally free money. You’ll make back your losses in no time.

we can only go up from here, right?

>>56761853
We can only go right from here, right?

>>56761859
are you down to go up? Or will you be left behind?

what keeps you guys going in life?
I coomed and now I feel dead inside along with having an existential crisis.
Why even bother with life? You are never going to be one of the greats.
You will never be as well known as Alexander the Great.
You will never be the richest in the world.
You will never have the most impact in the world.
You will be beaten in pretty much every aspect by another person.
If you are never going to be the best at anything and there is no grand scheme of things in your life then why even bother? It's the same old shit every day.

>>56761866
I'm down to go up and right, but I'd prefer if we went just right.

>>56761869
nothing else to do

WHEN TEH FUCK ARE THESE PUTS GOING TO PRINT

>>56761918
When they expire OTM.

>>56761869
meds

Black Friday Black Friday.

>>56761869
comparison is the thief of joy, why don't you find something that you yourself actually enjoy doing instead of looking towards others?

One day sale, all stocks 50% off!

Predictions for today so I can 10x some 100 bucks? I'm willing to accept a risk of it going to 50 dollars

>>56761869
They hate you anon. They hate you, your lineage, and your freedom. Every day you live happily - truly happy - and on your own terms is the biggest act of rebellion you can do. The world moves to their music; you might not like the song l, it might not be for you, but you can enjoy the melody

Why bother getting rich? Money doesnt make you happy. Health is more important. But having money gives your more choices and opportunities, and puts you in a position where you can "be lucky".

Never be the smartest person in a room, and make good choices. Become better so you can help those you care about.

Microsoft getting some new advertising and upgrading it's technology stack. Microsoft stock is the alpha bet. Microsoft stock is better than us dollars as a currency. It's as good as physical silver.

>>56762047
Kinga based ngl.

>>56760722
She's gonna make you do kink shit and your innocence will be ruined forever. Don't do it anon. I barely manage to maintain my confidence around women because I exude "bratbreaker" energy so women tend to like me to argue with and then get their shit pushed in. Id say that's my specialty at this point. Without it? Probably would have kms if I had to interact with women

>Germany GDP growth negative and y/y worse than expected
>DAX is in the blue
As expected. EU is being retarded yet again. So technical analysis really is more important than anything else. The chart looks bullish so fundamental factors don't matter. Interesting. Lucky for me, I went long on EU since I ain't a retard that goes short when all indicators scream buy

>>56762148
>GDP = DAX
Ok brainlet

>>56762148
Dax will continue going up until it continues going up.

>>56762051
>good as physical silver
Which is shit. MSFT is unironically the gold of the stock market. Hell, I'd say it's better than gold. Realistically, MSFT is the best tech to hold at any given time. Too diversified, too much cash, too much freedom to price gouge, too much dominance.
>>56762153
Contraction of the economy can be reflected in the stock market at least a little bit. Luckily for the stocks, they don't really care all that much about this crap.

>>56762169
>Contraction of the economy can be reflected in the stock market at least a little bit
Well it is reflected anon so what's your point?

>>56761700
you got jewed by astroturfing

>>56761806
because people were constantly shilling Tesla stock to me at the time and idk, one guy was a Jew that I worked with and all he'd talk about is money and Tesla and the other guy was the guy who would do my taxes and they both kept telling me to invest in Tesla, so I did

>>56762148
That's why you short MDAX instead of DAX, more sensitive to Germany circling the drain.

>>56762200
when someone else tells you to buy, it's so they can sell for higher, not to help you. That's why you always go against what you're getting advice of doing

>>56762246
>>56762246
>>56762246
>>56762246

>>56759671
>>56759714
So there is no benefit other than peace of mind and there might be fees involved to transfer? It’s an interesting hill for them to die on. Are there any other stocks with a large amount of direct registration or is it only people worried about convoluted shadow finance bs

>>56760513
It's very smart not to just trust this place, there's a lot of NIGGERS and FAGGOTS here.

What are you all getting this Black Friday? Best day of the year! I’m trying to get a PS5, some movies, new TV, new pjs, and maybe a second TV so I can game on one and have the movies on in the back ground.

>>56763030
>buying things
NGMI
G
M
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>>56758251
I’m eating leftovers I’m real