/biz/ - Business & Finance

Any realistic predictions for NVDA tomorrow? I feel like it's going to ever so slightly beat but still dump because that's been the pattern for the last six weeks

based edition

SAVE is building foundation.

For once, OP was not a gay baker.

Is that pumpernickel I smell ? Mumu get your sister for me.

You bought TLT/TMF, right?

>>56722491
I'm glad my SAVE shilling is finally catching on. It's nice to see that some of you have come to appreciate the genius of this opportunity.
$29.85 or bust.

>>56722487
bullish for silver

>>56722502
get your own sister

>>56722509
I feel like we're too early, or maybe too many eyes are on it now. Anyway 20y auction in 45 mins.

>>56722513
Purchased two positions this morning with trailing stops. Just going to let them ride.

MSFT calls printing

THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE!

>My portfolio today

I've already lost nearly $20. I think I'll close my APPL shorts.

>>56722545
It's flat? That's a shame, the market's pumping pretty hard.

>>56722509
If I was your TLT would you let the markets explode?

na nananananana yeah ananananna

My portfolio is going up $1000 every single day.

This is an excellent market, really loving this price action. Glad the market has been bullish

>>56722540
If you short this, you're going to make it worse.

both sides are pretty cheap. We gonna crab until Tuesday eod. Gay ass market.

>>56722551
With those 20$ you could buy 1/150 (or less depending of which one you pick) of a USED/REFURBISHED oversized cheesegrater

>>56722579
>>56722551
Or you buy the 2013 futuristic dustbin/IEM-Eartip

I am shitting pea soup please send help

>>56722579
Thousands of dollars and you can still only play Civilization games released before the Trump administration on those things.

>>56722633
I sharted at work and had to run home to change my pants this morning.

I just slurped some Lean Hogs (Feb 2024)

is SOXS finished?

>>56722637
These can still dual boot to Windows, it's the newer ones that are useless

monsantochads are we gonna slurp bayer?

>>56722637
???
t. who can play civ 5 (the best, although haven't played 4 and don't want to put timo into it)

>>56722650
Your sister just slurped my deliverable fat hog in the cash market (Nov 2024)

>>56722579
Apple computers are such a scam

You could build a similar computer for a third of the cost, I honestly am baffled at how Apple continues to operate as a company. Its been running off its brand recognition alone for the past 15 years, the last notable invention they made occurred in the previous century.

I guess hardware literate consoomers continue to finance $2000 iphones that perform worse than a $200 off-brand Chinese phone. That alone is enough to warrant a trillion dollar evaluation, what a joke of a company

>>56722682
>2024

>>56722689
I buy used iPhones because I access the company cloud with my phone and know they will maintain security longer/better than any comparable product
Google needs to prevent the amount of manufacturer bloatware on android for it to take off

>>56722707
I use a flip phone and my friends with iPhones just give me their used iPhones for free because they think I can't afford to use imessage.
I have a stack of iPhone 7s I keep on my bookshelf. I'm not sure what to do with them.

>>56722707
You don't have any idea what iPhone's security is or isn't because it's a black box and you simply trust Tim Apple's word. If you were serious about that aspect you would be running a Google Pixel 8 with GrapheneOS firmware.

Officially shorting XOM ama

>>56722689
>Apple computers are such a scam
> I honestly am baffled at how Apple continues to operate as a company.
You answered yourself.

>>56722747
Shorting the bottom?

>>56722722
>you simply trust Tim Apples word
Correct
If they fail my company cloud is totally fucked and it won’t be my fault. If there is an exploit for a community android os or the hardware on my 3% market share phone and I fuck up sensitive data because I was gooning on a Slovakian porn website, it’s my fault
It’s like buying IBM stock

>>56722754
This is not the bottom. Fuck oil Fuck Exxon and fuck you

>>56722747
why not wait for the OPEC meeting this week?

>>56722545
Troons should be gassed

>>56722790
you're the troon

>>56722786
Oil will go down even more at the meeting. There is no cut.

So at this point what exactly is the bear thesis? Even if we don't get a massive bull run, this market can continue to crab forever.

>>56722790
That's just a fit woman with short hair

Yeah we are not crashing....

>>56722831
I love it when the bears here say "retail is bullish!"

>>56722855
Buy “retail” the graph means “degenerates trading e mini”
Everyone with a job is still heavily buying stocks

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>56722810
>this market can continue to crab forever
Would you describe this as a permanently high plateau?

uvxy is acting a little liberal today.

Is there a catch to value investing? Say you filter stocks using a few things like P/E, P/B, and couple others and have a list of possibly undervalued companies. If buying stocks like this was so easy than most people would do it. What are the drawbacks of value investing?

>>56722898

Its not plateau its just high and flat!

>>56722904
Anything with a low P/E or P/B is most likely a dogshit company so you can only buy the ones that aren’t actually dogshit companies which means being a contrarian and having near expert knowledge on a business and/or sector

>>56722491
Option chain is garbage. Do yourself a favor and fomo into a better meme. C3.ai

>>56722904
...finding value when every 100 people contains 112 conmen.

>>56722904
Sometimes the low ratios are deserved. You're better off investing in an ETF that holds small cap value so you dont get BBBY-ed.

Also be mindful that small cap value investing has trailed the normal market for a while. It will eventually win but you have to be willing to hold for many years

Where is the weekly update?

>>56722955
yeah do what c3po said this is definitely not a vaporware scam propped up by big oil

>TLT

>>56722675
If you like Monsanto, you’d prbly like corteva

>>56722966
Checked.

>>56722509
We did it nancy.

You guys think AMD is gonna explode? I'm getting consistent %1-2 increases daily. Their latest processor apparently shits on intel.

I want to stop being poor

what news just dropped ?

nice lil pump spy

WTFWTF

>>56723000
20y bond auction

>>56722961
So are individual stocks just dead to the average investor? ETFs seem to have a lot of pros compared to individual stocks for people that don't put a lot of time into investing. So maybe I should just put all my energy into learning about ETFs with the intention of holding for years?

>>56722447
Is the ole' "mention AI and see the stock rocket" trick still working?

>>56723007

>>56722971
But the save option chain is dog shit. SPIRIT has more fucking volume

GOD BLESS AMERICA

>India is on track to beat germany and become the 4th largest economy in the world
>Russia is 10th

>>56723011
An ETF is 'safer', for example if a stock is 10% of the ETF, and it declines by 50%, the ETF would only decline by 5% theoretically.
But it this goes both ways, so less, less reward, as always.

>>56722904
Definition of undervalued is extremely relative
Algos theoretically have beat you to it
It could remain undervalued for a decade or until the next business cycle, possibly forever if your analysis sucks
No guarantees
That said always compare it to similar companies, an undervalued low P/E lumber company is very very different than an undervalued low P/E tech company
cost, de, cat, schd, big oil for me

>>56723023
Yep as long as boomers are scared of it, the "newest tech" will always be a moneypot

>>56723033
>All in American stocks
>You're automatically rich
It's not even funny how this has been true for the past 50 FUCKING YEARS

Things must look exceptionally well before tuesday nvdia earnings.

Americabros we literally CANNOT stop winning

turkey trot rally bros rise up

>>56722756
God damn there's so much concentration risk between Apple and Microsoft it's insane. Literally everything is just more Apple and Microsoft.

>>56723049
Are you just gonna skip the great crabbing decades

>>56722434
I moved my portfolio to AI, robotics, and blockchain companies

>>56723063
You mean decade

>>56722994
Good job, bud. Let's keep kicking ass!
*high five*

>>56723060
thanks for the insight, mr. burry

>yield curve literally inverting again

>>56723069

It’s over for me bros. I’m shitting pure bile at this point. Gonna drink some broth and hope I make it. Give your sister my portfolio if I die

>>56722747
Didn't you say that last week on Thursday as oil dropped like a crazy bucket? The big money ain't backing out of oil now, especially now when it's so cheap and undervalued. We probably ain't going lower unless the economy takes a turn for the worse (which might happen after Q1 2024).
It's smarter to just short oil and not the stocks which are way way stronger than the underlying commodity. If you expect XOM to drop more than 5% from here, good fuckin luck

God fucking damn it

>>56723084
You're a month late bud

>>56723026
Good enough volume for me.

>>56723069
are you literally blind

>>56723131
>Inverting heavier

>>56723116
Me too bro

>>56723085
You either start at the peak, or at the low. You can't pick both the peak and the low on both edges brainlet, for it to be crabbing the start and end value needs to be the same. Which in this case, is a decade at best (1998-2008 or 2000 to 2013)

>>56723168
Dude even if you go peak to peak that's 15 years. And you're ignoring when it happened in 70s and 80s

>>56722904
Undervalued companies are usually undervalued for a reason. 20% of all stocks go down -75% each year, and 64% of all stocks do worse than average. These companies aren't "on sale," they're defective.

Separating the wheat from such chaff is no easy task.

>>56723180
>2000 (and that's stretching it) to 2013
>15 years
Ok buddy
>70s and 80s
That's why I said for the past 50 years Jesus Christ learn2read

>>56723195
bro you're genuinely retarded, 1973 was 50 years ago lmfao

>we pump into holiday.
>False flag
???
>Black Swan

>>56722978
wtf happened at 1?

>>56723168
Hopefully someone like me finishes someone like you in the battle for america sayanim.

It's times like these when I just have to pull out pic related and lmfao

>orange juice pumped even higher today, lmao, literal 4x

Post your gains for today anons. I know it's not much but it's mine

>>56723211
lol

>>56723217
Post portfolio

>>56723213
Wonder how much, by volume, of that is literal roundup or w/e pesticide they use.

>>56723204
20yr bong auction

I was wrong to say sell.

>>56722650
I timed it correctly for once (unlike Wheat which is very slurpable right now)

>>56723224
Only after you post your gains

>>56723230
>everyone bought stocks because more people than expected want to buy the short interest rate futures contract that is the treasury bond

>>56723007
Me covering. Ur welcome.

Break through 456 to bait retards then crash. You have been warned.

Bros I think one of my cats farted it smells so bad

>>56723343
To bait them for what? I ain't selling my shit until it's 30% up kek

>>56723201
>False flag
Macy parade
the Js have already made threats since zoomers won't bend over for them

NVIDIA DEEZ NUTS BEARTARDS

Hey anons, you buy yet?

>buys more uxvy

They really hate christmas don't they.

>>56723234
Another american hero going down, not like this bros

>>56722904
>If buying stocks like this was so easy than most people would do it.
Most people don't know what a price to earnings coefficient is.

>>56722663
It just does another reverse split like it has done throughout it's existence like all short ETF's do. Holy fuck I can't believe how retarded some of you Bobos were to long SOXS, that is such a stupidly bad decision. I'm glad all the SOXS anons got rekt for their stupidity.

>>56723378
What a fucking retard. At least he saw the error of his ways.

>have taxed income
>build a house and pay taxes on materials and workers who are a building it with my already taxed income
>pay taxes on the rain water that lands on my property
>pay annual property tax so the feds don't kick in my door and shoot my dog
>die
>children inherit everything
>they have to pay taxes on the already triple-taxed property with their already taxed income

how is inheritance-tax even legal?

>>56723234
>>56723378
KEK!

>>56723378
I guess now we know why this mega pump happened. Had to shake out big bear Burry.

Fuckin why am I such a flaming bobofag.

>>56723412
It's retarded how much taxes get paid in the end. It seriously pisses me off when retards say "x rich guy doesn't pay taxes" when we pay so many taxes before federal tax even gets involved.

>>56723389
>P/E after the age of ZIRP
Completely useless metric now. Maybe if we hike another 200-300 benis points it'll start mattering a few years later.

>>56723245
got $12,000 in emergency fund cash muting these gains

GOD I FUCKING HATE LEAF BLOWERS
I am TRYING to FUCKING FOCUS on the markets
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56723378
>>56723234
>faggot tries to time the market
>gets fucked
pathetic

>>56723412
Only Milei an save us. He needs to go full ancap on Argentina. Remove all taxes.

>>56723412
Isn't the first 10 million not taxed? "Family has to be able to inherit the farm" and all that. My dad+sister didn't pay (hardly) any taxes on the 4M estate my grandparents left them.

>>56723412
Um sweetie… the money we send to our greatest ally has to come from some where.

>>56723432
Nah it was useless drying ZIRP with higher interest rates now you actually have to discount future earning. Soon P/E will matter.

>>56723412
If it were up to me, inheritance would be the only tax. Inheritance is an incredibly inefficient use of capital, and is often squandered. Wealth must be earned, not given.
But what does this have to do with the stock market?

>>56723441
Nigga just close the windows haha like just close them haha

Fo real tho when will the dump actually end up happening?

Fucking Gammon said it happens when the yield curve uninverts. So where is our dumpening.

>>56723455
>Soon P/E will matter.
You can't tell me it will when retarded shit like Funko Pop with a negative P/E is trading like it does.

>>56723443
he made money on those supposedly

>>56723433
Goddamn anon
I'm also planning to dump 10k into my portfolio. But I'm a man of my word so here you go. Ignore the meme Bayer bet

Roast me /SMG/

>>56723458
Imagine burying your face in those tits.

>>56723458
They are closed! It's like 40F outside. They're just cheap shitty apartment windows that don't block sound at all
Also... yeah, I'm waiting for the dump. I still have $11k on the sidelines from when I sold at what I thought was the top...

>>56723455
Yes, "soon". That is, if the Fed can stop inventing new talmudic tricks to silently do QE.

>all these articles talking about burry's 13F saying he no longer has a short position
>no one has 2 brain cells to bounce off of each other to understand what a 13F is
retards writing articles for retards to be spread to other retards

>>56723458
I once fucked a land whale with tits like these

>>56723443
They probably paid him to do it in order to sell outs when they knew the fed wouldn’t let them fall. Only faggots and retards were adults when it really mattered.

>>56723464
>>56723472
Yeah this if they do QE again PE won't matter. Thing is they have to do QE otherwise the ponzi fractional reserve system collapses. So i guess P/E won't matter for quite some time.

>>56723378
to be fair the SVB bailout was an absolute crime that couldn't have been expected. He had everything right but the sheer level of corruption.

>>56723486
>couldn't have been expected
You mean like the previous crime the Federal Reserve? Or the one before? Or the one before? Or the one before? Or the one before? Or the one before? Or the one- THIS IS HOW IT WORKS DUMBLE.

>>56723471
Maybe now is the time to buy some January dated puts.

>>56723499
You would be better off making them February or March.

>>56723495
i am talking about the one before retard!

>>56723467
I'm the boglehead dude just holding everything at market weight

455 odtes are only 9$... have to expire worthless right......

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>56723522
Dogshit volume

>>56723544
Not dogshit volume

>INSIDER LEAK
>NVIDIA IS TO BEAT EARNINGS EST BY +100%

>>56722502
>>56722516
>>56723093

If Microsoft reaches 380 today I will buy 100$ worth of option calls on Nvidia. I swear on my bobo punching bag

>>56723544
Is that robyouhood? Does it really not show the bid/ask for each option? No wonder so many HOODzoomers get rekt buying illiquid scratch offs.

>>56723509
Why do you say that? I'm genuinely interested in your response.

looks like I have to sell the refrigerator box i am living in and buy a washing machine box now. I need the money, plus it isnt all that bad... right?

t. Bobo

maybe i shouldn't have sold those 28 dollar SOXL calls

>there are /smg/ fags still using robinhood

>>56723563
I heard that the federal reserve transfered the money printers to nvidia in exchange for 1 computer chip, not confirmed yet, but big if true

>>56723566
lawlz

>>56723509
I feel similarly to you but I am just stacking uvxy. W/e option I get will just get fucked. If it dips more I will just buy more.

>>56723571
It does when click the individual options. But yes alot of retards just market buy them for asking price

>>56723581
Isnt the federal reserve going out of business?

>>56723572
I won't tell you other than if you aren't retarded you will do it. Screen cap my post bitch.

>LNTH 1/19 75c's

>>56723544
Why the fuck would you buy weeklies on thanksgiving week, for a stock that is primarily dependent on a binary event unlikely to see any settlement or resolution before mid December at the earliest?
There are 60k open contracts for Jan $20 calls. Representing 5% of all outstanding shares on that one strike alone.

SAVE didn't even offer weeklies until 2 weeks ago when HFTs realized they can rob retards like you more efficiently.

Spy's gotta drop a bit. These pumps are kookoo

>>56723365
my female broker won't let me buy with unsettled cash so I have to wait another day

>>56723595
And here I thought we were being nice to eachother. Fine. Wouldn't it make more sense to wait until late December or early January to buy the puts then, rather than entering now?

Speaking of Robinhood stock s down 80% also what the fuck is Robinhood GOLD?

> instead of irl holodeck YGO games
WHY HASN'T SOMEONE DONE THIS YET.

nvda is at ath

i repeat nvda is at ath

>>56723618
unironically a good buy

>>56723457
The gov cannot prevent me from providing for my children even after I’m gone. I don’t care about “efficiency”

>>56723630
oops no its not. 1 bux off still. very close though

>>56723378
Are you retards baiting newfags or has twitter melted your brains?

another green bullish day
another thousand in my account

feeling cute, might order some take out to celebrate

>>56723632
Yeah I started looking at it a few mins ago they are actually turning profitable... Unironically could be a good buy...

bobos anally annihilated

Any Euro traders here? What broker do you use?

Me personally I'm using scalable, which yes is one of those neo meme brokers but it has a fairly good reputation and didn't shit the bed during the whole GME debacle

Who’s got that chart about how many times racism was mentioned in media since 2008? Can someone post it? I think it’s from a google search

>>56723649
ibbros since i trade murrican markets mostly

Reminder if you are not up 355.73% on the year, you should've just bought and held FNGU.

NVIDIA drop will trigger spy crash

>>56723457
Its probably efficient to just kill yourself. You're gonna die anyways. No sense waking up.. you'll just go back to sleep. I hope you're as hated in real life as you are here you insufferable ass. metafaggots

Should i sell or hold it until earnings ? Thoughts ?

Imagine the price of NVDA at the end of this week after the earnings pump...

nvda hit ath!!!!!

>>56723668
would capture 5 or 7 of them and leave a few runners.

>>56723654
>ibbros
TF is that

>>56723659
Sounds like you're having a bad day. I'm sorry to hear that. Enjoy this (you) as compensation for your suffering.
No need to thank me.

>>56723687
I think he means IBKR

>>56723687
interactive brokers. there are few others but it was the best one for me in my country.

NVDA was such an obvious play

I hope Anons made 300-500% this year from it.

So much free money in the market, im actually having trouble losing money

>>56723707
>>56723703
Ah I see, thanks anons.

RIP your face off rally

>>56723691
Apologies, Yeah my mom got a dui and totalled her only car and I get to figure it all out.

If we are speaking of efficiencies then let us start with the currency first, its purported proprietors and all the shackles it has bound worldwide. Not every child is a hunter biden or don jr.

>>56723052
DELAYED GO AWAY

>>56723722

Well I just bought some puts expiring tomorrow so you bulls can thank me for the continued pump.

just checking in, where's this dumb fucking retard?

>>56723722
checked.
Any and all recessionary tendencies have been successfully pre-bailed-out.
Markets discounting debt again for absolutely freeeeeeeeeee.
So much higher for so much longer.

>just bought COIN a couple of days ago
feeling pretty comfy ngl

I am shitting myself with green

Final play, this is it good ruck everybody come hell or highwater

We are melting up

free money
free money
free money
free money
free money

lol look at the red inversions on the stochastic oscillator, this whole month only 4 “pullbacks” on spy if you could call them that

>>56723830
No more down days.
Profits will never been taken.
Can't miss out on a single up day.

You know what'd be funny?

A short squeeze in the video game store stock.

another november blow off top

>>56723830
This is the month for zooming out. We are recovering.

I hope you bought puts, anon

>>56723849
>blow off top
WOOOOO TAKE IT OFF

>>56723864
All of the puts you bought so far have expired worthless lol

>>56723520
Sold half at 14$

The stock market has been nothing but free money for the past 5 weeks, I'm up about $17,000 - wish I went all in

Soxl sisters press S to spit on bobos

I'm going 100% into UPRO with my 401k. No need to rebalance or anything.

Also Damn I wetnt to go do chores and shit shit popped off what gives?

We're definitely entering a blowoff top. NVDA probably gonna do another 20% if it doesn't shit on earnings this week. Just gonna sit in cash and buy NVDA weeklies until EOY.

>>56723885
I never bought any. This is not financial advice.

As bullish as I am, this sheit is overbought as hell. Is it just gonna embed (actually already is embedded but whatever) and keep running? I expected a strong Santa rally (+15% at least) but this is ridiculous.
Bobos unwinding and are forced to cover their shorts

>>56723937
>Santa rally
LET'S FUCKIN HOO HOO HOOOOOOOO

>>56723937
>Bobos unwinding and are forced to cover their shorts

If you apply inflation since 2019 to the price of SPY in 2019, what's the result?

My puts will be saved and mumu will be seething
>NO NOOO JUST SELL PUTS AT TOP JOIN US AND BUY CALLS REEEEE

>>56723946
Already happened bigly this year. I'd love to see an updated chart. Bobos must be fueling this rally, surely

I'd sell stocks and just target exposure with options. Downside is extreme. This shit is BANANAS

WHAT THE FUCK

Bobo, are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
He tapped into the market,
There was puts in crescendo,
Bobo shorted with a smirk, "That's my target,"
Left mumu's gasping, "What's the memo?"

Bobo's hid beneath their desks,
Seeing their charts, they knew they were unable,
They dashed to ring the trading bell,
But Bobo's shorts were firmly falling.

Bobo, are you okay?
So, traders ask, "Bobo, you okay?"
You've been hit by, you've been struck by,
A smooth market operator!

Bobo are you okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

>what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

Get ready negroes

Big red candle incoming dorks

Hey ah na na, bear market is over
Hey ah na na, over
Hey ah na na, portfolio is broken
Hey ah na na, broken
Hey ah na na, puts are worthless
Hey ah na na, worthless
Hey ah na na, my money is stolen
Hey ah na na, stolen

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, I won't short tomorrow
Hey ah na na, tomorrow
Hey ah na na, I suspend the shares I borrow
Hey ah na na, borrow, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, my net worth has fallen
Hey ah na na, fallen
Hey ah na na, don't recommend you leverage short
Hey ah na na, short, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2xaEhrHE

>>56723970
It’s all just part of the next bearflag

>>56723960
>>56723972
Post these in 30 minutes dumbfag

>>56723970
We still have another 100+ point on NASDAQ to go, m8.

I love when you can just sense a nice big fat drop coming.

>>56723978
Check IDs newfag.

>>56723978
Fuck it I'll be there in 30 minutes. I'll be wearing a black hoodie

>>56724003
it's our time soon

>>56724006
*dumbfags

>>56724016

>>56724015
lol when?

>>56724028
I SAID SOON

>>56723970
>B-big red candle i-incoming d-dorks
>Aaany minute n-now

>>56724033
lol does your definition of "soon" include "decades away"?

>>56724033
Can you short this shit down? I have some cash and I'd prefer buying at a discount... Thank you bobo!

>SPX/DOW/TECH/FANG rallying
>RUSSELL CRAB
Economy sure is absolutely fine
KEK

>>56722904
The catch is gains are small and the stock might go down.

>>56724033
One of the largest short hedge funds just closed recently... It's over bobo..

We crashing... crashing up!!!

I told you guys, I bought puts.

>>56723917
How could it go wrong?

>Some insider put millions on a 365 SPY put in late December
WTF is going on

>>56724052
>The weakest index most vulnerable to high rates is performing like crap
wow who'd have thought?
>>56724058
Why would you save this? I know we are all pathetic here but this is a whole another level of pathetic

>>56724072
>Millions
Literal babby tier money

>>56724072
Hedge for long options.

Ngl, this teeters on unhealthy market behaviour.

Cat market

When will Chinese stocks rebound? 30% of my folio is down 8% YTD while NASDAQ is up 44%

No reason to ever invest in anything other than the US, I guess.

Guys cmon can we just go down a little bit pleeeeasseee

Well... I'm tired of waiting for the dip. I just put most of my $11k into JPST.

>>56723653
There is this one.

https://twitter.com/ZachG932/status/1133536421329952769

>>56723457
We should start with forcing NEETs to work.

>>56723899
Sold almost rest @ 23$ all but runners. Letting them expire w/e. See yall tmr.

>bought puts 2 hours ago
>got absolutely heemed
>balls deep in calls now
i kneel mumus

>>56724108
>No reason to ever invest in anything other than the US, I guess.
Bottom signal. 2024 is the year of the Dragon expect face ripping rallies in chink markets.

>>56724033
Easy there bobo

You could have just bought.

All of those nice fat huge tits being posted in this thread means that the stock markets will pump when Nvidia posts their earnings right?

How long term is RIVN? Five years?

>super green day
Yep, I'm making some of the good ramen

Bobobros.... This is just a bad dream right?

Genuinely bulls stfu. This shit is not sustainable. You think we're gonna post +1% every day til the rest of the year? Fucking retards

>>56724202
No, but this is unhealthy.

This was the generational top. The day prior to the AI bubble burst

>Not even overbought on the weekly chart
Hah, we still have good 100-200 points to go. And soon we're gonna get NVDA's insane earnings to fully consolidate this rally. The bobo death will be absolute. I fondly remember last time bobos got absolutely wrecked by NVDA
>>56724202
Heh, overbought. Real overbought on the daily. Does that even mean anything though?

>>56724078
I saved it because she has huge knockers anon. Are you blind or something?

Also, is George Gammon just a fuckin Cramer 2.0 or what? He and his jew buddy w the crooked tooth are just always wrong it seems.

The yield curve uninverted. So wheres my dump huh?

>>56724205
>we're gonna post +1% every day til the rest of the year?
No
It's gonna be +2%

>>56724202

>>56724205
There probably won't be much red for the remainder of the year if the FED doesn't surprisingly raise rates in December.

>>56724219
>huge

Not even close

>>56724205
>SPY 650 by New Years
Ah yeah.

>>56724181
It means that, yes.

It also means I bought another few grand of puts and am going to go fucking broke.

>>56724205
Why not? We are still not at ATH and the market has now been thrown a massive bull bone in the form of dovish data and a dovish FED... and we're gonna get a Christmas rally. Could it do 1% every day? Probably not. We're gonna get one or two red days interspersed inbetween. That's your saving grace, Mr. bobo

>>56724229
That's just gross anon.

Have some class. Like Abby.

>>56724236

>>56724230
>>56724225
>>56724220
>>56724252

Sell your calls. You've made enough money. Greed is a sin

>>56724257
I'm not approved for options.

>>56724257
As I wrote, we still have another 100-200 points to go on the NASDAQ before hitting the upper bollinger. Why sell now? We ain't at ATH yet

Nigger

>>56724188
That company is dead. They were betting on a big contract with Amazon but they couldn't make good on their end of the deal and Amazon backed out.

The SPX gains 1 point for everyone who says "this is unsustainable". I don't make the rules.

>>56724288
No it does not. You are delusional.

>>56724288
this is sustainable

>>56724297
>No it does not
+1 point

>>56724268
Lie about it, Fidelity doesn't give enough of a shit to verify your claims

>>56724288
>+11% in 16 sessions
this is unsustainable

>>56724254
Ah, a man of taste.

>>56724188
It was an IPO pump & dump, sorry anon

>>56724309
I should, probably just to have a hedging tool, but to be honest, I really don't feel the need to. I'm in the "old guy trying not to blow himself out going into the second half" mode.

>>56724252
>the market has now been thrown a massive bull bone in the form of dovish data and a dovish FED
This is where things get unhealthy.

>>56723572
i dont think there is a hotter jewess than her

>>56724314
Imagine being the lucky baby that gets to drink her milk... what a fortune that milk must be worth.

How to invest in abbys milkers?

Anddd it's over. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>56724332
Breastmilk tastes fucking gross anon.

>>56724340
Wednesday

>>56723082
Rolling for 04
>MSFT at open tomorrow

Nigger >>56724390

>>56724340
It's over for DXY, if that's what you meant

>>56724388
>child trafficker
bullish for PZZA?

>>56724363
I like it. Not as good as goat milk but better than cow milk

>>56724254
>gross

then you are not a true oppai lover

>>56724340
lol

>>56723082
Rollin

ITS SO OVER MUMU

Mumu don't be sad that it's over. Be happy that it happened.

Man, how much I'd like to short AMD. Probably will rather short Micron. Just fuck these overpriced companies.