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lost my virginity to a hooker at 23, then i met the love of my life at 24

>> No.56723359

what's his name

>> No.56723372

>>56723359
The hooker or the bf?

>> No.56723373

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.56723381

How do I profit off this knowledge?

>> No.56723390

>>56723326
Sounds like life is going well for you

>> No.56723398

Have fucked her with a condom? Because that doesnt count 100%.
Its good you found the love of your life. Most people have shitty first times for everything and no loved ones.
Look at it this way.
If you havent fucked that prostitute, you wouldnt met the love of your life. Because every small change in universe matters.
If you wouldve jerked off at home, you would be in different reality right now.
Be thankful and appreciate your love.

>> No.56723405

>>56723326
can I see the chart?

>> No.56723409

lord works in mysterious ways. like holding something off until you've given up.
>ooooh if only you had lasted one more day then it would've happened. guess you gotta start again at day 0 and I'll randomly decide to bless you when i want....even though i can snap my fingers at any fucking moment
what a fun guy

>> No.56723435

>>56723398
thanks friend. i did use a condom but i couldnt stay hard and didnt even cum. i pretended i did and ended things early so maybe it wasnt so bad

>> No.56723483

>>56723435
That doesnt count. You can leave this problem behind and go forward.
I lost my virginity to a "whore" which everyone fucked, I did use a condom but years later felt bad about it because it didnt mean anything. I did mostly out of social pressure and revenge.
>feels bad man.
So yeah..you can move on and enjoy your life.

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>>56723326
>love of my life

>> No.56723508

reminder that sex with condom doesn't count as losing virginity

reminder that hookers don't count as another body count

>> No.56723512
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>>56723326
I lost mine at 21 in the amsterdam red light district. then did shrooms with my friends

>> No.56723552

>>56723326
I lost mine at 15, hooker was 45 kek

>> No.56723558

If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin

>> No.56723559

>>56723326
Sequence risk

>> No.56723578

>>56723435
Lmao this sounds exactly like my experience when I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 27. Her ass smelled so bad when I was fucking her doggy style. I lost my erection within 5 minutes.

>> No.56723812

>>56723512
same here. I was 21, fat, and still a virgin. I struggled to stay hard but I came eventually and she tickled my balls as I came which felt amazing. I then got in shape and found a gf and I'm still with her to this day 7 years later.

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>>56723812
Nice Anon, yeah things played out the same for me but I was skinny