/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56570685
Have a melted body phenotype. The rest is free real estate.

>>56570685
a very jewish personality

Belief that goyim exist only to slave for we chosen

>>56570685
Have you ever heard this guy speak on camera? It'll only make you want to puke even more, the lispy bay area accent.

>run curbenthusiasm.midi.exe.jpeng

>>56570685
Jews do not believe in punishment in the afterlife, which makes them able to lie, cheat, steal and do all manner of heinous shit for personal gain.

>>56570802
That's just false dood. Jews believe in hell

>>56570685

Permanent brain fog from too many nights of pinning the weasel impaired his risk assessment

>>56570823
Better to buy a bussin company at a sus price, than a sus company at a bussin price
-warren bussin

why worry?
Move fast and break stuff.
It's gonna go up.

>>56570811
>That's just false dood. Jews believe in hell
What's that? Like..... bankruptcy?
M3h m3h m3h

>>56570685
Believing that you're smarter than everyone else mindset. Always ends in tragedy.

>>56570685
Yooooooooo I never seen that one!

>>56570685
kikes can't crypto

>>56570685
Effective altruism, you could save billions of shrimps with all this money

>>56571034
Roflmfaoooo
Funny and intelligent comeback. I fucking love this place

>>56570685
you've got to be conniving. and get the media on board too. pic related

>>56570685

Can you believe some multimillionaire actually looked at this guy and thought they'd get a roi?

>>56570685
hhhmmmmmmmmmnnn

>>56570685
Do you think he's just a retard or someone manipulated by the CIA to bomb the crypto market? I really can't figure this guy out

>>56570685
>What kind of mindset and personality is required to steal and lose 10 billiion dollars of customer funds?
jew

>>56570685
A dumb/failed jew. His trading performance was recently leaked and looked exactly same as a WSB degenerate heading towards 0.

>>56570685
Why was he even doing that?

What did he say to have the board members of Sequoia, arguably the most important VC fund to have existed since the Medici Family, creating their fucking jeans over him?

Were they getting off on his squeaky voice or what? Help me understand how this could possibly happen.

>>56570845
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>>56570759
I've never heard it called bay area accent, but yeah that's spot on. Very pretentious, corporate way of talking, like they're getting ready to bullshit a senior manager on a project that will waste millions of dollars and never get finished

>>56573157
Neat how the old yid is less overtly jewish than the young one. Like he learned to contain some of his instincts.

>>56570685
Jew doesn't know what stop loss is

>>56573459
something along the lines of "I want to create an everything financial app on crypto with a total addressable market of the entire world"

vc is a shell game so what they saw was a stunning opportunity to get in on the ground floor of something that could scale 10,000x so they could dump their bags on retail at huge prices

>>56573139
i think he was getting set up to be an institutional crypto power in america to compete with chinese companies, but instead he just got high and stole all the money so they threw the book at him

>>56573766
huh, nice writing I guess

You need to be raised by two sociopathic Jewish lawyers who will use you to embezzle funds and cry crocodile tears at your trial.

a real go getter winner, in clown world

>>56570685
his handlers told him he would be protected but lied to him and threw him under the bus after using him to launder funds

>>56570685
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>>56575470
he literally just thought he'd get the same protection as banks and acted accordingly as they do but wasn't protected

>>56570685
his name is literally scam bankman fraud.

>>56575444
CHECKED!
>You need to be raised by two sociopathic Jewish lawyers who will use you to embezzle funds and cry crocodile tears at your trial.
kek!

>>56573935
>Neat how the old yid is less overtly jewish than the young one. Like he learned to contain some of his instincts.
lol

>>56570685
He was a Bronze League of Legends player lmao and one whos addicted to Adderall mind you. Thats who

>>56573996
But VCs see "new paradigm world changing" opportunities every day. They listen to pitches from infinitely more polished, real alpha Chads all the day about projects that are real...

What did SBF have that made Sequoia want to suck his dick?

I suspect he had the backing of some group/agency that we aren't privy to know.

That time the World Economic Forum got their pet influencer Nas Daily to shill Sam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5-AEGz2PJ0

>>56570685
That's how 99.9% of Jewish "genius" works.
Convince enough goys to let you take care of their money until you become extremely rich and then steal it all.

>>56570685
Practice makes perfect, he’ll be popular in prison.

>>56570685
It was just ego. He thought he could use the funds to day trade and when he had losses he thought he could just trade his way out. He thought he was a genius because he started a successful exchange... but it turns out succeeding in the crypto market is hard when you aren't the 200 IQ genius that you thought you were