/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56532578
financial ruin

thanks for playing

>>56532578
you cannot breed with her because she will kill your babies

>>56532581
kek

fields

>>56532578
>caught feelings for a girl
kek, faggot

>>56532578
She's a stripper, isn't she?

my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't buy her a birthday present even though I took her out to dinner

>>56532596
No, I’m not in the military

>girl
that's a boy

>>56532578
if you were a stock id short you

>>56532578
> dates
> sex
> feeling of uphoria
> marriage
> babies
> no sleep
> no sex
> constant fighting
> cheeting
> divorce
> child support payments
> almimoney
> crippling deprecation
> bankruptcy
> suicide

>>56532578
>What are the financial implications of this
it doesn't matter, she will reject you

Also I’m not in the US I’m not dumb enough to catch feelings for an American girl. She give me sexy time and cleans my apartment for me. She has a warm cheerful personality and think she really cares about me. What do I do bros?

>>56532885
social media stalk her and make sure her mother isn't a cow and lives decently.

>>56532578
My girl pays for everything for me

>>56532908
Her mom still looks good for her age she’s kind of a milf and seems like a decent person.

>>56532885
it all comes down to how you met her.

>>56532929
Are you a worthwhile person to date?

>>56533131
I met her on Tinder and then we had monkey sex on the first night all night. Usually it’s not like this but I just really like this girl’s personality.

>>56532855
>speed run of a typical male from early 20's to mid 30's

(I'm literally at the 3rd to last step)

>>56533188
she sounds great and you sound happy. i wish you beautiful children and a long, gratifying life.

>>56532578
I did that a few times. Bad idea, bro.

>>56532578
Just don't hang around them for a while and you'll be good

>>56532885
Why aren't you fucking her right now?

>>56532589
>kek

>>56533574
Thanks anon, you sound like a nice person.

>>56533586
I’m not in the US tho tbf

>>56533587
This does seem to happen

>>56533594
She had to go home to her mom to not get yelled at. Also I was with her earlier and she wanted to fuck but I had a stomach ache and she made me some tea and said aww and tried to make me feel better.

>>56533605
It does not matter where in the world a woman is, for she will spend a man's money there.

>>56532581
this

>>56533188
>met on Tinder and fucked first night
bro just don't ask about her past

>>56532578
I wish humans don't know to be in love because being in love sucks. I love him but he doesn't know and everyday I can't breath and my stomach hurts being in love with im and wanting him to know that I love him. Carson, I love you!

>>56532581
That's only if they get into a long term relationship if she rejects him it's spiritual ruin
But that can also lead to poor financial decisions

>>56532619
Are you fucking stupid falling for the platoon whore?

>>56532855
Step 8 for me. Divorce incoming.

>>56532855
>tfw at crippling despression without even marrying my gf
>>56533543
>>56533907
Do you regret getting married?

>>56533674
So true, all those girls have a body count in the dozens