/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm gay

I'm not straight.

>number go up is good
>number go down is BAD
who decided this? from whom came this arbitrary judgment?

This is IT*!

>*the thread

>I just find when i take spreads on rh i never get an exit fill and hold them to expiration.
That's why I only open iron condor and calendars on extremely liquid underlyings like SPY, QQQ, TLT, and GLD. Nothing else and especially nothing with a huge bid/ask difference. My method is to set up the order slightly in my favor and try to get the market maker to take it. I wait 30 seconds then adjust the price 1 penny less favorable to me. I do this a couple of rounds until the order finally goes through and I do this on both the open and close. Sometimes I get a surprise and the order is in my favor, sometimes I have to give up a few pennies but it comes out in the wash

>Disclaimers
>DO NOT HOLD LEVERAGED ETFS (soxl, soxs, sqqq etc) OVER NIGHT. The price experiences exponential decay as the leveraged/inverse position costs money to maintain.
i held SOXL for 10 months and made over 40% newfag

How retarded would I be to buy SPY calls right now? Like April 2024 410c

anyone trading ATGL?

-.06% on the SPX*
not very spooky

Okay what are terrible, dogshit companies that are good shorts. You know, the ones that pop up on /smigger/ occasionally like TTOO or other dogshit.
You know the companies I am talking about milkbreaths. Cheesecurdzones. Please tell me about the terrible companies

fuck I was in the other thread, I think it's haunted

>>56519245
AMC and GME

DIE NVDA DIE DIE DIE DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyzIQKuSqBs

Shit is getting spooky out here bros.
>futures

>>56519226
Sure, if you know what you're doing you know the exceptions to that. I got tired of watching people thinking they were buying just some ETF and losing their money though. That's for people who are new.

dont buy tlt for the love of god you're going to get rekt

>>56519249
>AMC is 2 billlion mkt cap
>GME is 4 billion market cap
WHAT THE FUCK

>>56519245
BCC is primed to dump

>>56519245
>milkbreaths
Buy TMV
Also what this anon said >>56519249

Going long here

>>56519226
So you made less than if you held Nvda or bitcoin over the same period? Or even soxs over the past month? Seems to validate op

>GME isn't expected to make a profit until 2025

>he's a NO NATGAS NIGGER

>In 2020 the market was supposed to keep plunging down forever.
>In 2021 inflation was supposed to be transitory and rates were not going up.
>In 2022 the fed was supposed to pivot.
>In 2023 consumption was supposed to fall through the floor throwing us into a universally agreed upon recession.
All consensus predictions and all wrong. Explain yourselves crystal ball fags. Why are you literally always wrong about everything?

>>56519278
how does that validate OP when i've significantly outperformed the market and the underlying index of the leveraged ETF?
>you didn't buy x stock that had a several standard deviation upward move so you made a bad trade
lmao i can't believe you typed that and though 'yeah this is intelligent, i'm sending it'

>>56519255
TRIPLE DOWN DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjvkxXblpz8

>>56519288
MMT won

Doomers seethe

happy halloween

>>56519288
Every market besides the US stock market is in the shitter, I doubt it’s far behind

>>56519288
>In 2020 the market was supposed to keep plunging down forever.
It would have if not for that meddling fed!
>In 2021 inflation was supposed to be transitory and rates were not going up.
Said JPOW and JPOW alone lol, if you fell for that you're a retard.
>In 2022 the fed was supposed to pivot.
says the retards even when everything said no fucking way
>universally agreed upon recession.
lol
lmao!

>>56519279
Gonna need to close at least 40% of stores to ever be profitable that quickly. They get one profitable quarter a year sometimes and thats the q4 holiday hopium bump. 90 days ago the ticker was at $25, currently $13 that was an amazing short opportunity and still is. Pic_rel the future of every video game pawnshop holder in 2025.

>>56519266
BCC's dumpening has already happened imo i.e. priced in leading upto earnings. Also i know ur poking fun at >my equity pick but u have to admit BCC Has been doing well

Is it possible to get a job with the PPT? I sure would enjoy just buying shit with infinite money.

shit's just gonna retardcrab until fedman tomorrow isn't it?

>>56519271
>Buy TMV
>leveraged ETF
chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop. chop.

>>56519323
Like moths to a light

>>56519316
>>universally agreed upon recession.
in fairness I weaseled a bit on that one but only as a juxtoposition to the weaseling out of 2 consecutive quarters of shrinking GDP being the definition. The most rational way to call a recession I can see is when the bottom falls out of consumption since that's what the US economy is based on as we are reminded of by CNBC et al EVERY SINGLE DAY. If consumption drops for an extended time I think it would be hard to argue we are not in a true recession. Thus far, defying the odds, consumption in the US has accelerated. Still too much stimulus from Covid and deficit spending. When will the ride end? Who knows but obviously not yet

guess what printed a brand new ATH today :^)

>>56519350
better get used to it, zoomers

Markets are spooky

>>56519345
>consumption in the US has accelerated.
Retail consoomers are retarded and are putting it all on debt, so sure its a metric but by the time it pops it will be way too late.

gamma from yesterday
not expecting any big moves in the SPX today since JPow speaks tomorrow and days before FOMC meetings are generally flat

GVSI is primed to moon. It’s currently at 1.8¢ and looking to go $1-$2 soon.

>>56519294
IM IN A FLOW STATE. DONT DOUBT YOUR VIBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_66jPJVS4JE

>>56519392
>generally
Today will be the rare exception

>>56519338
it's always the same thing isn't it? a bunch of retards out there disregard all the data that we do know as of now showing we're still struggling a lot with inflation and hope fedman will just say "ok you know what you guys are alright we'll pivot"
we're nowhere near done with inflation, dunno if fedman will keep the pause or raise a bit more, it'll be the same speech like always; "driven by the data" "higher for longer" "muh commitment to 2%" but i guess this time everyone will lose their minds and spam the sell button like that surprised pikachu pic

Every day I wonder why it hasn't crashed yet.

>Haven't been on /biz/ in two weeks
>Went from $300 losses in Aug/Sept
>Lost $70 in Sept/Oct
>Actually up $35 on current batch of trades
>CNN coverage about Israel and all the kvetching
I'm having a great time

>>56519407
For better or worse, I cashed out yesterday.

Is there ANYTHING the fed might say that would make tomorrow green? Thinking about puts here

>>56519406
When everything's bearish, nothing is.

>>56519402
Why does nvda keep hovering at 100 p/e on numbers like these

>>56519316
>>universally agreed upon recession
People have been warning about it trending (more like exponentially accelerating) to that for 3 years now. It just happens to be so blatant to the normies it is unavoidable now. How do you people have the fucking memories of gold fish?
>Changed economic definition of RECESSION AND VACCINE
>Change all inflation, unemployment, and GDO inputs to fake the reports you need.
>Most metrics revised in half after 60 days
>inflation has STILL YET TO STOP OR REVERSE
>~250 billion between Ukraine and Israel alone
>SVB bank failure bigger than the 2008 bail out, NO ONE SAID A FUCKING WORD.
>Debt producing so fast we pay more in interest than national defense (we spend more in defense than half the world combined)
>middle class ruined forever as no one can afford homes or kids, let alone the social decay of getting married.
>30 million immigrants let in, given gibs, and sent wherever in the US they want with no tracking.
>Making up false charges to jail a former president and FRONT RUNNER/Challenger to office.

HAHAH ITS THE RECESSION IS FAKE GUYS!! NO NO NOT THE ORIGINAL RECESSION, THE NEW VERSION!

>>56519406
sir did you miss 2022

>>56519421
>we remain data dependent
>we are happy with the results so far
>we will see you again in 60 days

>>56519421
Be careful trying to anticipate double unknowns. We don't know what JPow will say and we don't know how the market will react either way. Remember October 2022 was the bottom (currently) and that was when we had one of the worst CPI prints. It went straight up from there until recently. Who could have anticipated the print or the reaction beforehand without it being pure luck

>>56519415
What did you get?

THE EUROPEANS LEAVE AND NOW THE 4200 HYMEN IS PIERCED

>>56519443
>>Most metrics revised in half after 60 days
I think this is the thing that people don't know.

We are healing.

>>56519402
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

>>56519452
not much for how long I held it, the ai bubble delta P'ed me earlier in the year

>>56519421
not if they want to lose all credibility.

Are we back?

What do we think about TSLA? Obvious buy, right? Globohomo is pushing the EVs. You can't stop it.

>>56519443
I can't tell if youre agreeing with me or not lol.
>>56519501
fuck no, its been overpriced for years

Bobo perma btfo

>>56519490
Making any profit on SOXS is a feat in itself

>>56519331
>chop. chop. chop. chop. chop.
KYS lmao. Chop loss literally isn't real.

>>56519443
I've given this some thought and I'm loath to just apply labels to anything while ignoring the underlying mechanics. I think the word recession is so loaded and politicized that despite it formerly being a very concrete thing it's just not useful in communicating anymore. Even when I talk to my friends, depending on their political tribe, I avoid saying recession since it just devolves into some bs argument about the definition. To that point, I just point out underlying mechanics. The bottom line for me after thinking it over is the engine of the economy is consumption. If people are mad consuming then the economy will continue to expand. When they stop it will shrink. When the consumption stops and the shrink begins nobody will be confused whether we are in a real "recession" or not. Until then it's just a word

>>56519491
>not if they want to lose all credibility.
All the FED is for now is to buy time before they have to bring back QE or economy to just market will die.
>QE is on, we are looking at ~8% (conservative) increase year over year.
[enter screen left:] DOOM LOOP
>How many loops before the floor?

So about the ''indicator of central banks' liquidity'' by FX evolution.
I think it's bogus because his indicator has a daily update but all the central banks around the world only updates their books once a week.
His stuff doesn't make any sense.

>>56519501
>Globohomo is pushing the EVs.
And all the big car companies are going whole-hog with name brand evs. Meanwhile Musk is alienating the common tech-worker redditoid, his core customer, and shaking investor confidence through ongoing spergouts.

>>56519245
IEP. High leverage, high debt, consistently loses money. Still has a huge market cap despite all of that. Something like 80%+ of the company's shares have been pledged out as a personal loan for Icahn. They're pretty much already bankrupt it just hasn't happened yet because the equity is high enough that they can sell shares to stay afloat.

>accidentally bought SPY calls before I remembered Fed is tomorrow
>can’t sell them because out of day trades

Welp fuck

>>56519501
way too early imo. i'll slurp ~130

>>56519486
THE CHIPS ACT BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizWqF8BmM0

REIT bros we won

>>56519501
>Globohomo is pushing the EVs

>2 years later
>literally no one owns an EV
>literally no one cares about EVs

Good luck averaging down retard.

>>56519556
How do I always have a green portfolio and picks?
RULES: Heads (SPY pumps), Tails (SPY Dumps)


Report back the results

>he isn't an anti-happener
>he doesn't short VIX futures
>he isn't long SVIX
>he doesn't sell iron condors to paypig goomblers
ngmi

>>56519575
lol!? no...

Looking at the data, something really, really fucking bad is going to happen to the narkets tomorrow. IKYK

>>56519588
lol yes

>>56519501

yes sir very good stock sir return you 0% in three years sir buy now

bulls are trapped and just coping at this point. don't worry, i'll buy your bags at the real bottom.

>>56519594
yes, we pivot and moon.
>ONLY 1 MORE BOOSTER... I I MEAN RATE HIKE AND WE PIVOT!

It's for the greater good!

>>56519575
I did win, but I've long since sold VNO.

>>56519563
Even at 100 they'd still have a p/e of 30 at current levels. And even then, you think their profit will keep going up or stay the same? Every carmaker is seeing declining demand, hence the price cuts. It's why tesla cut last earnings. I bet profits decline, which would drive up p/e even further and make the stock even more overvalued.

>>56519599
DRN:
$6
DRV:
$67

LOL, LMAO, ROFL even.

the good guys are winning

Psst. New /dig/ just dropped
>>56519569
>>56519569

>>56519573
PC DEMAND BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

>>56519619
kys nigger

>>56519616
why you gott be like that man

>>56519545
Big car companies officially abandoned EVs over the past week. Strikes, EVs being shit, their engineering departments being filled with Boomers, and Tesla's price cuts all outweighed the token Biden support.

>>56519421
Pure goombling, might as well go throw dice at the curb with niggers.

hahahhahahahaha

>>56519421
Don't forget that Yellen is also scheduled to speak

>>56519310
nikkei strong

>>56519662
The black swan.

I refuse to DCA into this dumpening. Tech stocks are up too much still, big government is coming for the tech giants (EU and meta) while wall street whales on CNBC bloomberg play good cop bad cop with microsoft and google. I really think one group is trying to cash out exit liquidity while the other group is playing butcher and wants to tax the mag 7 to pay for government projects. I really think some boots are gonna go up some asses in 2024/2025 and send shitstocks like tesla down for many many years. Retail is getting hunger game'd now call me schizo.

>>56519624
CREATIVE ACCOUNTING ONLY WORKS FOR SO LONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

>>56519624
Micron is one of the worst run companies of all time. Their entire workforce is pajeets with fake degrees

How long until Bibi flattens the strip oil brothers?

>>56519662
Looking forward to it

>DXY taking a nose dive
See this is why I didn’t take a position today, crabbing while DXY was mooning was weird, so of course it’s going to rebound after lunch hour and let SPY skyrocket

>>56519672

GVSI!!!!

>>56519688
This is why it's probably a good long term buy, just maybe not at todays prices

some joggers stole my Halloween decorations last night

>the "risky" stocks I didn't buy before earnings calls are up massively
>the "safe" stocks I went with instead are getting dumpstered
Need to learn to trust my gut.

>>56519700

This is the bottom.

>>56519699
>nosedive
It went up a lot then went down by a smaller amount

>>56519747
For you.

>>56519699
What was weird?

>>56519639
Ford and Gm are pretty much irelevant for Evs globally
Tesla competition is chinese and european

>>56519747
It's the bottom of the first inning

>>56519752
DXY being higher and not bringing down equities. I think the overall scheme is for SPX to hit 4200 and fall in during FOMC tomorrow

>>56519756
>Ford and Gm are pretty much irelevant globally
>but Chinese and European car companies are super important
What the fuck lol

>>56519659
>Bread and Circus magazine votes for Circus of the year

>>56519700
would

>>56519750
RAW was ass yesterday

>>56519776
And why would it fall during FOMC? Rates are not going to be hiked or cut

>>56519727
my financial advice is to move somewhere without joggers. You may find this of assistance in your search: http://www.justicemap.org/

>>56519795
>Rates are not going to be hiked or cut
No....it can't be...are saying???? They're gonna...oh yeah you're telling me that they're gonna...ooooo I can tell they're gonna...PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

>>56519392
I dub thee GammaGory

>>56519777
Ford and gm are zombies, as are most other carmakers. Look at their debt. Higher rates will drive them to the grave. Chinese carmakers have the same problem though.

>>56519444
Bah, 2022 was just a little correction.

>>56519191
I bought calls, because fuck it. All the line value is on the upside. EOY the market is always within %10 of the Sachs prediction

NVDA Niggers
How long will the mumus fight their destiny?

>>56519795
Market exists to cause max pain to retail traders. So probably dump early morning to clean out the bulls, then a massive green candle when the fed is giving the minutes to clear out the bears, then a sea of red to clear out the pensioners until the end of the week.

>>56519795
Regardless it did fall in hard last FOMC for 5 minutes and there was no change. 4200 is the perfect resistance for a quick short

>>56519850
They'll rug the indices starting with the big 7. Retail is mostly in index ETFs.

>Retail

>>56519838
What’s the Sachs projection?

>>56519700
Why didn't this dumb whore refinance long term government debt with the lowest rates of a generation back in 2021 when literally everybody else with a brain was refinancing? I thought jews were supposed to be smart

>>56519925
Not her money.

>>56519933
true but her children and grandchildren will suffer the consequences

>>56519797
it used to be a nice neighborhood

>>56519850
>>56519869
If you actively trade during FOMC you get what you deserve

>>56519777
What? Chinese Evs are flooding the market. Europe is literally trying to do something about it because the Chinese evs are high quality and good value.

>>56519910
$430

>war pivot anticipation euphoria

>>56519941
its over for the Euro's

>>56519947
euros got buttfucked by regs a couple years ago they were marketing a 3-5k ev

now china's eating their lunch
https://www.alibaba.com/showroom/electric-cars-%25243000.html

>>56519507
100%. I hate EVs myself, but governments are forcing it on people, and we can't stop it. It's called embracing the clown world.
>>56519545
True, but Tesla is the most bought EV for a reason. They had time to perfect their model. Cheap and the best range.
>>56519578
Governments across the world have required EVs to be sold by various years (2030s, 40s, 50s, etc.). You're the only retard here, jackass.
>>56519603
>Ignoring the $150 to $400 jump
Go kys, dumbass.

>>56520002
breh you had me all excited and shit

Is FOMC premarket?

>>56520011
not sure how their link structure works but this is my screen

YEAH IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

>Divi portfolio weekly buy
>50% 0
>25 PSEC
>25 AGNC
I'm sure about O, not too sure about the other two but they have absurdly high dividend yields right now.

Can we stop beating around the bush and just economically enslave the rest of the world so us Americans can get out of this shit show?

>>56520002
>now china's eating their lunch
I mean it's over for US car manufacturers, Japs will survive not looking good for EU producers but for sure they're better than US. Chinks ain't playing.

>>56520014
I think it's always midday on a Wednesday

>>56520014
use investing.com economic calendar, really helpful for macro news and when it happens

>>56520014
how new are you?

My second Wheat order has been slurped, exciting times

>>56520038
it was over last crash, they didn't let the fuckers die. so much could have been reborn from the corpse. instead the rats have been chewing up the body for 15 years. all for the boomers to turn around and buy foreign models.

>>56520064
Might buy some Pszenica at the store to boost demand and make your trade profitable.

>>56520034
>they have absurdly high dividend yields right now.
yes right now, both will probably cut their divs, which is why the market took their share prices to the woodshed

dead thread

spooky thread

>>56520037
you did that decades ago. clearly it's not working

>>56519700
>Yellen
I don't understand how her focus on climate change, gender, diversity, and pronoun awareness hasn't gotten us out of this debt situation already. i blame maga republicans for her dismal failure

Anyone care to explain why we entered a golden bull?

>>56520159
VIX was at like 21~22. We told you all last week you were gonna get squoze and now here you are

>>56520159
Yesterday was the lunar eclipse, which means we're entering a new moon phase of prosperity. The next lunar eclipse will be March 2024, which is when the market will reverse again.

>>56520159
IDK but its tooo spooppy for me!

>>56520075
Dzięki, make sure it's American Pszenica. And I'll make sure to tell my Uber driver to fill her up at Orlen.

>>56519901
Are you bullish on shoplifting

>>56520159
fake and gay pump to generate fomo exit liquidity for the post FOMC dumpening tomorrow

>>56520180
>make sure it's American Pszenica
I'll look around, hope I'll find some.

>>56520173
Based on the price action this seems like the most logical explanation.

the yen is currently at 151.47 if anyone cares

>>56520229
Call me when its at 300.

>>56519406
People are desensitized to bad things, after having lived through a fairly traumatic time such as COVID. Now WWIII is underway and it doesn't phase anyone. The market would even shrug off a nuke.

The only bear case now is that soon people will have to admit that bad things are, in fact, le bad. This is what the market is not seeing. Themselves being desensitized, are unable to see it. Clownworld is "new normal".

AMDchads how's it looking?

>>56519406
Some say it is state controlled as well. It would have been better if they had just closed it.

>>56520261
WAYYY OVER PRICED

People actually slurped NVDIA?

>big oof

>>56520229
Are they going to dump treasuries when they wake up?

should be an interesting power hour today. i see volatility spiking into close.

>>56520159
Necessary volatility so we can buy 2x leveraged short ETFs when S&P is at the daily top.

>>56520229
This is insane.

>>56520229

>>56520229
How many pantsu would that buy on a vending machine?

What do you guys think about the AAPL product presentation yesterday? Why that timing few days before their earnings report?

>>56520229
Why should we care?

>>56520159
hooking befoe the fomc

Anyone buying RUM on discount?

>>56520229
so what happens if US
raises
holds
drops
rates?

>Our hopes and expectations
>Black swans and revelations
>Our hopes and expectations
>Black swans and revelations

>Bullmarket
>I will be chasing a Bullmarket
>Until the end of my life
>I don't know if it's worth it anymore

>I'll never let you go
>If you promise not to sell
>Never sell

https://youtu.be/Pgum6OT_VH8?si=iEV_XlSh42d0y8Z_

>>56520332
well, clearly Apple has had a rough quarter for sales, otherwise they wouldn't be lowering their prices across the board.

>>56520332
they always time it that way.

>new public druckenmiller interview
>nothing new in his portfolio other than being extremely long steepeners
U r welcom

>>56520404
In recent private interviews he revealed he's all in SVIX

>>56520404
Honestly I'd rather have the interviewer and him switch and listen to Paul Tudor Jones

and just like that, as usual, /smg/ is the best contrarian indicator for Crude Oil

>>56520404
Last time Druckemiller came on the air, it was to pump the idea of a USD short.
Know what's happened since then?

I'm sure he's a smart investor, but these guys don't appear on TV with the intent to frontrun themselves. If an idea is being presented, it's often with a goal of seeking exit liquidity.

>The pump before the hike dump
But of course

strange drop in ELF stock today, 1 day before earnings. someone obviously knows something and this is blatant insider trading

Bobros is it time to give up for now?

>>56520333
something something bonds, i'm not too sure on the specifics.

>>56520433
>all in SVIX

MOS Anon, you scoopin' up some bargain shares of one of your 2 favs today?

Looks like I'm making the good ramen for lunch today!

Kek it's over for boomers.

>>56520528
I thought pot was just a KO boomer expression. It is unsettling seeing it used in the wild

ugh, traded like shit today and somehow lost money on the META pop

>>56520528
Back to work wagie

>>56520528
Imagine if they rug the boomers.

>>56520578
They'll never retire.
>>56520579
They've already rugged them most pension funds are in long dated government bonds and are down 30-50% right now.

>>56520594
I mean, REALLY rug the boomers, property values and all.

TUP SISTERS

We're healing bros

>>56520579
Where have you been last 5 years? Boomer are their key to removing Americas Middle Class.

>>56520605
Well with interest rates up and their retirements down guess what they'll do? Yes sell their properties so they can retire pushing down prices together with high interest rates. It over for them.

>>56520609
this makes me so happy. I wish I made it from tup

>>56520628

>>56520630
There's still room to rally since this is only on 5m shares traded and SI is around 30 percent. Get some cheap 2.50c's for next week they're only 15 bux a pop.

>>56519715
Not really, they arent even competent at bilking the government. They just build shitty second rate chips that no one asked for

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>>56520229
I'm going long on cheap Japanese women

>>56520672
indeeed

should i bring back the /smg/ ETF?
aka a list of schizo approved tickers
personally miss the stacy and niggers sector investing

>>56520672
Not enough I am afraid

>>56520657
Don't they own the IP for NAND flash? As long as they don't go into debt they can kind of do whatever they want with that. They own the world.

>>56520628
if they sell right now that is still not a bad get. I assume you mean in like 1-2 years after herming continues and theyve drawn down accounts significantly with their 60% bondfolio at a third of its original value then selling properties once those prices are kneecapped in line with 8% mortgage rates. my literal plan is just to inverse the boomers and pick up one od their houses. millenial bros we can still make it, we just need to heem these idiots more than they think is possible. we are the hero generation after all

Want to gamble on FOMC?
>ALL IN DRV, right now while it is beat up.
tomorrow we eat lobster

>>56520678
Or cheap Polish women since USD is up ~100% against PLN. Just make sure to fill your car at ORLEN.

>>56520685
Is rome falling while he day trade in his pot house? lol

>>56520703
We are all Diogenes.

>>56520691
I dont know, but the obvious path forward for micron is they will sell the fabs just like amd did and the shares will bleed and bleed and bleed until its reasonably priced for just being a gutted name with some ip

>>56520694
Unless we get YCC and interest rates go back to zero it's literally over for them they can't exit the housing market all at the same time, while watching their 60/40 retirements collapse.

>>56520723
>they can't exit the housing market all at the same time
ohhh sweet summer child, they will and blackrock will be right behind them to make sure no middle class young families can own homes.

>>56520734
Nah they'll need the FED to buy otherwise even blackrock can't save them/

>>56520741
They have the GDP of a first world nation... they will be just fine and have money left over to secure contracts to rebuild Ukraine and Gaza.

>>56520694
More likely property prices slowly crash a la Japan. Those pensions the boomers got are very lofty with inflation protection built-in. Not to mention they were promised, and none of the geezers in charge would reneg that even if we can't afford to sustain it. They'll sentence every youth to double shift slave camps before lowering benefits by even 1%.

>>56520734
I really don't believe the Blackrock meme. I simply don't.

>>56520753
Sure sure maybe in the US idk about Yurofags tho.

Any chance TQQQ hits 36 by eod?
Then I could make back all of my losses for the month

>>56520723
>>56520734
It’s called a government insured reverse mortgage sonny. If you flip on Fox News you can see how they work right now

>>56520404
So all in IVOL?

This is an irrational and baseless pump.

>>56520771
>will nasdaq go up 10% in the last 45 minutes of the day before fomc
anon...

>>56520787
>This is an irrational and baseless pump.
Anything near FOMC is gambling

>>56520793
>>56520791
Fucking help

I found a picture of Pszenica anon.

SVIX bros. In the interest of full disclosure, my short volatility swing trade is concluded and I am now back in BIL. At this point either volatility pumps again and I reenter my short or equities edge back up, volatility drops, and I reenter my QLD and SSO longs

>>56519777
European car companies are bigger than american ones. What dont you understand exactly?

Hmm. Cauldron still bubbles bearish. Pending.
>>56520767
>meme
They make no secret about what they do tho

>>56520863
You seem to have a negative and bearish mindset in general, which makes sense why you'd agree with that idea. I just think, housing, especially single family, has too many inefficiencies for a hostile takeover of sorts to occur.

boomer hate is reddit tier fag shit. go back.

>>56520767
Block Rock made some dumb realestate gambles and went way overboard on the DEI and ESG stuff in 2020. Outside of those two things they just run a bunch of boring investment funds. Vanguard is similar but even more boring.
The guy running Black Rock is somewhere between malicious and a retarded boomer but I think everyone over estimates the amount of destruction he's really capable of causing.

Also why does the captcha suddenly not work 90% of the time?

My stomach is under attack from breakfast holendaise sauce. What to do I short?

>>56520925
The thing that gets me is houses aren't like a bond on a ledger or a gold bar in a vault somewhere; they require upkeep. Gotta make sure the heat is on in the winter. Gotta make sure the landscaping doesn't die. Gotta make sure bums aren't squatting in it. Gotta pay the property taxes. If you manage to rent it out, you have to have a management company to collect checks and handle repair calls when some foid flushes a tampon. All that shit better add up to a point where you can't make more on something like throwing money at aforementioned bonds.

>>56520925
>Outside of those two things they just run a bunch of boring investment funds.
HYS

>>56520925
I think there are going to be some serious issues with residential. Home appreciation expectations were way too high during 20-23, servicing costs (maintenance, insurance) costs are increasing, multifamily rentals are overbuilt (causing rent stagnation) and there was a high degree of investor fraud so there are potentially some miscalculated lending risks. And now tbills are probably competitive with your cap rates, while costs on the home increase and prices stagnate with unlikely rent growth.

>>56520960
thine anus

>>56519191
I am going to short AMD

>>56520975
You’re forgetting that you can 1031 and cash out refi forever without paying taxes. Obviously only works in a growing area, but if you’re a wealthy boomer you could argue a house with a 5% cap rate in a decent area is much better than the 10 year at 5.5% if you’re paying cash

>>56521002
I don't think that swap shell game would last long, nor ensure dominance of the housing market like a lot of people suggest.

>>56520992
Now I’ve had too much coffee im going to explode

Is it really hard to make a few percent a day scalping options? Not even 0dte but stuff like a few months out always seems to swing +/- 10% daily.

Holy Shit

Natural Gas

>>56521002
I buy all my treasuries in my tax advantaged account (which has 90% of my net worth in it because of the "set and forget" thing you do with 401ks) so I don't pay taxes on them either.
I guess that kind of thing requires a minimal amount of forethought and some lucky timing but the advantage 1031s and other tax savings you get with realestate gets overestimated.

FAT Brands

>>56521058
it works until it doesn't

>>56521058
No, this is what I do and I’m up about 100% in my fun gambling account. I scalp 10-20% on small time plays a week or so out. Just wait for it to go green and then sell once it hits 10-20%. It’s still risky though, if you manage it right with stops it can make you money, but just like all trading it’s pretty easy to hit a bunch of wrong plays in a row, which is why you need to buy in small amounts in case it runs against you so you don’t blow your account up. I still have weeks where I guess wrong and lose 10% of my portfolio. It’s slow and steady though and much less risky than yolo plays. I just use SPY options one to two weeks out in the direction I think it will go.

>>56521098
3-4 of these are excellent

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56521135

>DXY up
>yields up
>Copper down
>stocks up
Just what is going on? Demented market. Copper fell in the morning on weaker than expected China data and then recovered nicely. Then as we got good US data, it falls again? The f3gg?
I am also guessing the higher yields are sort of already priced in... unless they go 5%+ again (which I honestly doubt since JPow will pause tomorrow)

>>56521135
>0.63%

>>56521135
+.61%

>>56521135
Lost another 10k today. Someone SAVE me.

>>56521135
-1.5%. I'm half short and half /cashgang/. Happy Halloween /smg/.

> TAKE ME BACK TO HOW IT USED TO BE
> ILL NEVER CLOSE MY EYES AGAIN

>>56521074

>>56521144
>Just what is going on?
>>56519988 simple as

>>56521135
port +0.62% but lost $5 trading META's rollercoaster

>>56521159
>5G
>west coast
>linking brokerage to yahoo
>sleep mode on during the day
ngmi

>>56521110
Sounds good. I’ve been doing SPY calls like 4 months out to be safe. Easy 5% per day the last few weeks

Whp else bought VZ at close to 30 bucks. Feels good plus those 9% divz
I tried shillin it before earnings

>>56519191
starting webull and advice for the free stocks

>>56520999
Trips checked anon. Gl. When do they release results?

>>56521188
Why?
> have dnd so fags do not call my name phone when I am working lol
> 5g phone posting to bypass the 3 day ban I had for posting a 3d woman bending over in a thong (I see naked anime girls posted here daily)

>>56521211
>posting a 3d woman bending over in a thong
Checked. Based. Found a picture of your girlfriends. Jannies are trannies. Buy orlen financially speaking.

AMD sisters...

AMD MISSED

Thoughts on AMD??????

How the fuck badly did amd miss if they're able to say AI an infinite amount of times?

>>56521254
Fucking Amd is that red headed step child

>>56521253
>>56521254
Uh oh... APPL next ay?

>>56521259
Gay

> AMD

BOBROS WE ARE SO BACK

>>56521135
unheeming myself

>>56521270
lol, man what a day

>>56521135
Sold my SVIX long for about a 7% gain or something. Sold SVOL too and covered my VIX futures shorts. All in all a nice day. Hopefully I get to reload soon

My new Google puts are suddenly up 200%.

>>56521058
>a few percent a day
Yes. Consistency is the problem. Your overall average over 6 months or a year won't be anything close to a few percent a day.

>>56521316
they fuck with AMD or something?

Fucking Arabs, pump my oil bags

SOXL bros..

>>56521135
tradeing deltas for thetas looks like im on schedule for print

>>56521328
idk. I think tech is about to get its face ripped off desu.

>>56521330
This, back to fucking summer prices on the stock end just about

AMD (AMD) 0.7 / 0.68 5.8B / 5.7B
is there a data center miss ?

>>56521343
Correctomundo. Loans actually cost money now. Tech company I work for has been trying to get out of as much real estate as possible. ATT reduced their USA real estate to just two campuses this year. We spun off a bunch of shit as another company last year.

>everyone on StockTwits is a turbo bear now

What does this mean

>>56521411
5% rally to rinse all of then n make em go long and then an immediate double breaker day

>>56521411
we crab

>>56521411
It means we reached the bottom.

When you bake the thread for me (too lazy, can't bother), make sure that the OP image is Halloween themed.

>>56521439
>>56521439
>>56521439
Baked

>>56521445
ty kind anon.

>>56521411
Two things that dictate the market now. JPow and the "war"
>JPow pauses or in any way dovish
We pump
>JPow decides inflation isn't going fast enough and that the y/y effect isn't progressing all that well
We dump and then pump
>War escalates
We dump and then violently pump

>>56520034
>>56520109
AGNC was an inside job.
They released early numbers last week that looked terrible, the stock price tanked from $10 to $7
And now they officially released their numbers for the quarter and they beat estimates again by .05 or whatever.
Whatever the opposite of a pump and dump is, is what they did.

>>56521135
sex, sex, +$65 unrealised, sex