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Theta Cult Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56508402

>> No.56509797

first for buy SOXL ahead of the big semiconductor bull market

>> No.56509814

>>56509799
ok i'm sellng naked spy calls you've convinced me

>> No.56509823
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56509823

the market is crabbing
and that really sucks
i might take some old bread
and go feed the ducks

>> No.56509826
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56509826

>>56509814
i did that earlier to buy some hot dogs

>> No.56509833

RIVN going to get hit, their deal with Amazon is being canceled, they didn't meet the requirements of the contract for their vans.

>> No.56509836

The new O puts I bought this morning are up 200%.

>> No.56509842

Doubled down on SAVE today.

>> No.56509847
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56509847

>>56509823
Probably not a bad idea to avoid it for the next hour as it jostles in formation.

>> No.56509848
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56509848

Am i the only who is still shorting TESLA since september ?

>> No.56509851
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56509851

ATTENTION:
FREE MONEY TRADE
Sell $410 SPY puts for this Friday 11/3 ~$2.80
>why is this free money trade?
because it literally is impossible for SPY to close below $410 by Friday close
>why anon
because last week, the week going into Fed meeting, we officially went into a market correction [S&P500 -10% from local high]
I want to repeat that - the Fed is meeting, several days after the market officially went into a correction
What do you think happens next?
If you answer is
>The Fed will try to stabilize financial markets
>The Fed will try to create a bid for bonds
>The Fed will try to create calm and order
>The Fed will try to bail out their oligarch friends
You would be correct
There is a 0% chance the Fed will come out and say something to spook the markets, when we just entered a correction, while the bond market has been getting hammered / no bid auctions.
SO PROFIT FROM IT
We do not have a free market!!!
If we had a free market, you would not be selling puts here - that would be crazy
But the market is not free!! They WILL intervene!! SO PROFIT FROM IT
Sell $410 SPY puts
Literally free money - one of the most free money trade of this year
If you are scared of the risk, make it a put spread (you pussy)
Note: It may be scary, there may be volatility, but by Friday close, SPY will be above $410

>> No.56509855

>>56509826
Yesterday I was in the grocery store, and I was just shocked at the prices of everything. I felt like I was in Canada or something.

>> No.56509868

>>56509823
Bread is bad for the ducks poem anon so go shove it up your ass.

>> No.56509873

>>56509851
This is probably near the top 10 dumbest /smg/ posts of all time.

>> No.56509877
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56509877

>>56509851
Not only will the Fed act as your backstop, just look at how the markets were going into this week
>pic related
Look at all the sectors extremely far below ATR
The fundamentals line up, the technicals line up, everything is there for this free money trade
Sell $410 SPY puts 11/3

>> No.56509880
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56509880

>>56509855
but inflation is coming down. bidenomics is working.
some "experts" say we're already in a deflationary environment [of exploding debts and deficits]

>> No.56509881
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56509881

>>56509868
Then why do they like it, huh?

>> No.56509882

>>56509851
Whats a local high ? By your metric the local high was what ? 424.84 ? 10% off would have you around 380... You are giving bad advice you stupid nigger.

>> No.56509888

>>56509848
just pick any random piece of shit tech stock to short and you'll probably do well

>> No.56509894

>>56509882
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/correction.asp
Please stop posting here
Lurk moar
>>56509873
When SPY closes above $410 on Friday close, I will refer you to this interaction, and ask you why didn't you listen

>> No.56509897

>>56509881
I mean animals eat stuff that's not good for them all the time. Dogs will eat shit if you let them but you shouldn't. The better question is why do you like shoving things up your ass?

>> No.56509902

>>56509894
Where are you calling the local high ? Say a number. You won't

>> No.56509914
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56509914

>>56509855
>>56509880
Trust the plan

>> No.56509926

Why haven't I been just following Blackrock, Pelosi, and just copying their homework?

>> No.56509927

>>56509851
Watch the Jews buy all your SPY puts and then nuke the fuck out of Iran on Wednesday. That'd be really fucking funny.

>> No.56509928

It's over. OIL has bottomed.

$100 EOY

>> No.56509930
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56509930

Online shilling and psyops can't change economic fundamentals.

>> No.56509938

>>56509794
Will AMZN break 132 today?

>> No.56509940
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56509940

>>56509823
Are you still the same guy from before?

>> No.56509947

>>56509940
What guy?

>> No.56509948
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56509948

>>56509930
Ah yes, we are in the stealth phase of the chart. Good!

>> No.56509953
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56509953

>>56509926
You can just buy NANC if you don't want to spend too much legwork following those pedophiles.

>> No.56509956
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56509956

>tfw my biggest stock is down 20% today

>> No.56509960

>>56509930
I'm not sure that chart is really about economics.

>> No.56509964

>>56509947
The guy with the poems.

>> No.56509965
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56509965

i take you to a better place!!!!!!
BOJ will set you free

>> No.56509969

>>56509914
Patriots in full control.

>> No.56509973
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56509973

>>56509964
Yeah, I've been doing it for a couple years now

>> No.56509975
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56509975

Gaps gaps gaps gaps gaps gaps gaps gaps gaps my anus 415 spy

>> No.56509977

>>56509956
you can't just evoke my curiosity like that without saying the name

>> No.56509980

SPY is heading below 400, the next floor would be 350

>> No.56509982

>>56509953
I reported this for NSFW content.
Keep this shit on pol and the gif gore threads.
>inb4 faggot
gfy

>> No.56509984
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56509984

>>56509902
4605 SPX was the most recent, local high
buddy - do you have your head in the sand?
https://www.ft.com/content/839d42e1-53ce-4f24-8b22-342ab761c0e4
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-today-dow-jones-10-27-2023/card/the-nasdaq-composite-is-on-track-to-enter-a-correction-btCPOJVi7uczdASFmhlr
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/29/stock-market-today-live-updates.html

>> No.56509987
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56509987

Is this bullish or bearish

>> No.56509996
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56509996

>>56509975
Looks like IHS.

>> No.56510002

>>56509977
ON semi

>> No.56510004
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56510004

>>56509987
Bullish, keep buying shit.

>> No.56510014

>>56509987
Looks like they spent money so earnings should be good. Bullish ya turd

>> No.56510018

>>56509833
Jesus, it's WKHS all over again.
>>56509982
Would you like some cheese with that whine?

>> No.56510031

>>56509987
mindless consumerism is always bullish
30% interest and late fees sounds like printing money
people are to dumb to just stop paying

>> No.56510032
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56510032

>ALB 11/17/2023 120.00 P
>9
>$3.60 (+57.14%) +$1.40
>$3,465.00 (+57.14%) +$1,260.00
>Basis: $1,697.94 (+104.07%) +$1,767.06

>> No.56510034
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56510034

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/10/27/rising-wave-property-defaults-threatens-us-banks/
https://archive.is/GEZSA
>Office blocks purchased with debt remain half empty, 18 months after the end of the pandemic. Thousands of buildings will have to be torn down. Hundreds of regional banks are sitting on crippling losses that they yet to acknowledge.
>occupancy levels are still just 49pc of where they used to be
>America’s office stock has lost 40pc to 45pc of its pre-Covid value, or will have once market discovery exposes the damage already in the pipeline from two parallel shocks: shrinking rents and the most aggressive monetary tightening of modern times.
>“We are starting to see distressed sales every day. Offices are selling for 50pc, 60pc or 70pc discounts. At these values the equity holders are wiped out, and lenders take a 30pc loss,”
>two-thirds of the leases have not yet come up for renegotiation. The full exodus has yet to happen.
>“We’re in the early innings. That’s the reality"
>$1 trillion of commercial property debt is coming due over the next year and a bit. The average fixed loan is 10 years so the debt maturing today was taken out in 2013 at around 3.5pc. It has to be refinanced at over 7.5pc
>The Fed has staunched the liquidity crisis since March with emergency lending but that buys only time. It does not tackle the deeper solvency crisis.
>“There are a lot of skeletons in the closet and I wouldn’t be surprised if another 200 small banks topple over. In fact, I fully expect another bank to fail at any time,” said Prof Van Nieuwerburgh.
>“If a couple of hundred banks get into trouble at the same time and there is another run on deposits, this could turn into a systemic crisis. There are some parallels with 2008,”
Literally EXACTLY what we have been warning you about, for months - that hundreds of regional banks are going to fail, that KRE is going to $20, that we are going into a financial crisis
You have not been listening
Will you listen now

>> No.56510035
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56510035

>>56510018
Bro WKHS is a total buy right now

>> No.56510036

>>56509996
>>56509975
we will close that gap next year

>> No.56510058
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56510058

WHO KEEPS SELLING OIL

>> No.56510059

>>56509880
You just don't fully understand or appreciate bidenomics yet. If the rate at which people are becoming poorer exceeds the rate that the government is printing money then it does actually become deflationary.

>> No.56510063
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56510063

>Yields.
Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaah!

>> No.56510066

Is the bottom finally in? Will we get a V shaped recovery now?

>> No.56510067

>>56509848
I mean, repo lots are overflowing with ev's. Don't see how that's a good sign.

>> No.56510069

>>56510036
Closing gaps is only one part of the importance of gaps and it’s the less important part. Gaps are trend line points. And the trend lines WILL get hit

>> No.56510079

>>56510066
L shaped recovery

>> No.56510094

M-shaped decovery

>> No.56510097
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56510097

>>56510058
is oil a buy?

>> No.56510103

>>56510059
>he thinks inflation can be controlled

>> No.56510105
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>>56510097
Yes.

>> No.56510107

>>56510097
Oil is always a buy if you're willing to hold

>> No.56510109
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56510109

>>56510058

>> No.56510113

>>56510034
can you put a tl;dr on that shit? My SPY calls are fucking printeding and I'm too busy watching the candle to read.

>> No.56510115
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56510115

>>56510097
Yea prbly

>> No.56510126

>>56510066
Backslash recovery incoming. \

>> No.56510128

>>56510113
It's stuff we all knew in the summer and already made money off: REITs and banks are fucking fucked.

>> No.56510129

>>56510034
WAKE UP
>There are a lot of skeletons in the closet and I wouldn’t be surprised if another 200 small banks topple over. In fact, I fully expect another bank to fail at any time
There are a lot of skeletons in the closet and I wouldn’t be surprised if another 200 small banks topple over. In fact, I fully expect another bank to fail at any time

>> No.56510135
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56510135

Why didn't you listen SOXL bros?

>> No.56510140

Gaps gaps gaps gaps my anus

>> No.56510147
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56510147

THIS COULD BE
IT MIGHT BE
IT MUST BE
THE BIG ONE

>> No.56510149

>>56510018
>>56510035
All EVs that are made outside of China will be hit as they've stopped exporting the minerals needed to make the batteries. This is in retaliation for preventing them from getting Nvidia GPUs.

>> No.56510155

>>56510034
Banks have been scamming people and doing everything possible to make as much free money as they can during the low interest rate era and it is 100% their fault their getting heemed due to their retarded over leveraging.

Fuck banks I hope they all get liquidated (after I pull my own money out of course)

>> No.56510158
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>>56510147
A couple more weeks.

>> No.56510165
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56510165

heckin' told you to buy the dip last week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqngS6TG_KQ

>> No.56510166
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56510166

>>56510147
Bite your head off, man.

>> No.56510168

>>56509953
if that fuck isnt lynched by this weekend, I will lose all respect I have left for bongs. fuck I dont think I have any respect left for bongs actually.

>> No.56510177

It’s literally that easy. I’ma go play video games guys. Don’t forget to gap your anus

>> No.56510181

>>56510165
Dips are good, especially in a bear market

>> No.56510182

>ISRAEL'S NETANYAHU: ISRAEL WILL NOT AGREE TO A CESSATION OF FIGHTING WITH HAMAS AFTER OCT. 7 ATTACK
Oil sheikhs, our alliance with Bibi holds strong.

>> No.56510186

>>56509833
It won't make a dent in the AMZN pump tho, they are over 132 right now.

>> No.56510191

>>56510158
I like it. "A couple more weeks". Sounds friendlier and more casual. Will says this whenever I meant to say "two more weeks".

>> No.56510195

>>56510182
Turkey: We may have other plans

>> No.56510202
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56510202

The bottom is so in

>> No.56510204

>>56510182
Hamas is getting genocided by right wing jewish nationalists. What a time to be alive.

>> No.56510209

>>56509987
kek Imagine we got another US credit and loan crisis, like the big one from the 1980's/1990's but on an even WORSE magnitude this decade lol

>> No.56510210

>>56510186
Literally the only reason markets are crabbing instead of dumping.

>> No.56510216
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56510216

>>56510182
Bibi will kill every single Palestinian in Gaza.

>> No.56510220

>>56510186
It kinda screwed Amazon, because they have to readjust their real estate contracts to make them work in the first place. I could see them trying to sue to get some of that money back.

>> No.56510229

>>56510204
>right wing jewish nationalists
Is there a single aspect of modern politics that isn't people actually just acting out some Monty Python skit IRL?

>> No.56510228

>>56510195
Erdogan better take a step back off of Bibi's dick, or Hagia Sophia will become a church again.

>> No.56510234
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56510234

>>56510228
Kek.

>> No.56510244

>>56510059
kek

>> No.56510246
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56510246

>cashgang
where we go from here cashbros?

>> No.56510249

is ARM supposed to pay out dividends?

>> No.56510252

>>56510246
Long volatility, very slow DCA into equity.

>> No.56510257

>>56510246
>era of currency devaluation is upon us
>asking what to do with his currency

>> No.56510258
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56510258

>>56510246
cashout.

>> No.56510259
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56510259

>>56510246
Fuck if I know.

>> No.56510274

>>56510063
Kek
I find it comfy to roll new bonds monthly and troll the banks

>> No.56510278
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56510278

VIX futures market maker paypigs it's about g'dam time you stopped playing with my emotions and GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY. PUMP MY SVIX BAGS YOU SLUTS REEEEEEEEE

>> No.56510280

>>56510246
the stripclub

>> No.56510285
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56510285

>>56510246
I'm 25% cash, mainly through stops triggering faster than I'm finding new positions or sizing up new ones.

>> No.56510288

why is it that every time I come here I find out more disgusting degenerate shit about baggie? I feel like I could pick him out of a psychological profile now. I dont even come here that often.

>> No.56510291

>>56510258
b-but I did that already
>>56510257
...yes?

>> No.56510314

>Houthi rebels are attacking KSA soldiers
yay, more war.

>> No.56510316

>>56510291
>...yes?
venezuala, zimbabwe..all 700 previous fiat currencies throughout history that were printed into oblivion.

>> No.56510319

>>56510079
>>56510126
Two more weeks friends! :^)

>> No.56510320

>>56510288
the more fucked up porn you watch the more degenerate shit you need to come...i dont know why you keep coming here to come to baggie but thats on you

>> No.56510333

>>56510316
Sure but I dont get your point, if currency is becoming de-valued, why would I not ask what to do with my currency?

>> No.56510339

>>56510319
>market has an up day
>we're literally unironically back!

>> No.56510352

>>56510333
because you're a literal retard if you need to ask what to do with something that is losing value.
you can either a.) keep it or b.) get rid of it

>> No.56510356
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56510356

Awwww shit. bears we fucked bull market santa rally here we cummingAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.56510358

>>56510333
you should acquiring hard assets which you can exchange for the next currency system.

>> No.56510366
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56510366

Daily reminder baggie bangs ladyboys. He will never post his gf's coochie because she has an egg roll bigger than his down stairs. Look deep into both of their eyes and catch a glimpse of the depravity in them.
>they know that you know that they know

>> No.56510372

>>56510356
>don't zoom out bulls...whatever you do, don't zoom out

>> No.56510376

FNKO is finna moass

>> No.56510382

>>56510356
Kaido was a lame villain

>> No.56510383

>>56510366
You're not getting If you wanna see her vagina you'll have to pay the $15 bucks for her only fans.

>> No.56510391

>>56510366
>He's not normal because he doesn't post his girlfriend's vagina to 4chan
wut

>> No.56510403
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56510403

>>56510352
>you're a literal retard if you need to ask what to do with something that is losing value.
>a.) keep it or b.) get rid of it
I can always count on /smg/ for great advice.
>>56510358
Well least thats an answer.

>> No.56510404

>>56510034
>pc
Just type a % you illiterate niggers. Fuck if I'm reading through all of that.

>> No.56510405

>>56510383
She doing live sessions from the hospital during her cancer treatments?

>> No.56510406
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yeah, i'm thinking we're back

>> No.56510410

>>56509947
poem anon. he'll drop a poem and chill here anonymously like the rest of us. he's not an annoying tripfag like baggie.

>> No.56510417

Behead TSLAQ cultists

>> No.56510419

>>56510391
Bro he has already posted weirder and more damning shit. Also easily could be a man.

>> No.56510430

>>56510419
Heh that's actually a good point.

>> No.56510433
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>>56510403
I love that stupid fucking cat like you would;t believe

>> No.56510435

>>56510383
link?

>> No.56510439
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Why the fuck are the Aussie futures hardly up???

At dow jones market open they were up 0.7 but have dropped hard since then despite the American markets shooting up??

Wtf is going on, I've never seem this before and monitor it daily

>> No.56510446

>>56510366
He's posted himself with more girls than anyone else on /smg/ so I think I'll take his word for it.

>> No.56510451

>>56510419
bitter incel, just have sex

>> No.56510457

>>56510439
do aussies have a future?

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Fraudulent and homosexual rally for suckers

>> No.56510468

>>56510439
Santa rally is coming.

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>Copper
The absolute state of copperfags. EVs, with the exception of Tesla, are facing a downwind, China is sketchy at best, and the housing market is stale. Copper at these levels is barely profitable and miners have been taking huge hits these last months.
What exactly is the saving grace of Copper? I guess the only reason it hasn't dropped more is the strong and resilient US economy. If consoomerism were to start decreasing (which it might next year) as rates are kept at higher for longer... could we see the death of Copper? And then of course a mega bull run.
Jesus, commodities are just so bad. Unless you manage to hit the bottom or close to it, the gains are pathetic compared to stocks. The only good commodity to hold is gold

>> No.56510474

>>56510460
nah, bidenomics just kicked in. to the moon.

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>>56510446
No one's dumb enough to post themselves here other than Rocker posts picture of himself on here and I'm still willing to bet Rocker has better success with women than Baggot

>>56510451
It's OK baggie you are like Alex Jones of /smg/

>> No.56510493

Copper? I hardly know her.

>> No.56510494

the bottom is indeed in

>> No.56510504

>>56510472
>What exactly is the saving grace of Copper?
Copper sulfate for french vineyards.

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Just in time for a holiday season rally anons. Where do (you) think QQQ ends the year?

>> No.56510558

>>56510486
No, rocker's retarded. jews are natural liars and women love liars.

>> No.56510559

>>56510486
Dumb or not, it is the truth. Like I would post myself but not my wife.

>> No.56510563

>>56510533
some one needs to do another one of these but with tide pods

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i sold but not everything like i said, too scared

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Wheat getting close to my slurp orders

>> No.56510588

>>56510559
Go ahead and post then.

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>>56510570
Bottom signal.
>>56510580
>Pszenica anon.
Based.

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>>56510570
you heckin' sold? you insane

>> No.56510609

>>56510597
Some time between now and the end of December we'll probably see the last big pump for a while so yeah now is the time to sell.

>> No.56510623

>>56510592
Nic to XD

>> No.56510629

There's a short notice Apple event this evening, for those of you messing around with Apple earnings.

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>>56509794
GENTLEMEN, A TOAST!

TO O!
dividend trannies, i will finally buy your stock

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how many percent will he crash the market this time?

>> No.56510645

>>56510609
>sells before a big pump
umm i dont think youre doing it right

>> No.56510649

>>56510642
About three fiddy.

>> No.56510653

>>56510597
just a few shares of URTY as a tax loss harvest, i was planning on everything though
Ironically it was markrd as a wash sale so doesn't even count

>> No.56510660

>>56510645
>Not selling before a big pump to hold through a bigger dump.

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>>56510533
Assuming July was the peak and we're correcting, my simple fib retracement conjugal crossover TA says we might end ~ 380.

>> No.56510665

If apple does fine this week just accept the bull market is here and America's financial system is invincible until it isn't.

>> No.56510676

>>56510660
i only sell exactly in the middle of a big pump kiddo

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ITS GAME OVER bears... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

u bought calls right anon?
u bought puts right anon?

>> No.56510685

https://www.businessinsider.com/us-china-gavin-newsom-xi-jinping-divorce-not-option-2023-10
The pivot is here. Bobos on suicide watch.

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>> No.56510700

>>56510609
Sold most of my 2x leveraged short S&P / short DAX ETFs last Friday, 20 min before the close.
I feel like I'm getting the hang of this. Autistically parsing the newsflow for content that encourages retail normies to buy. When there is too much of it, I go short.
Pump/dump cycles are now taking roughly a weak, but the overall direction is down.

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56510706

>ON now -20%
Sucks to be a semi small cap now

>> No.56510708

>>56510685
china likes newsom because he's too stupid to know when he's being played.

>> No.56510712

>announce acquisition
>stock equity tanks

>> No.56510718

>>56510457
Yes, this was it

>> No.56510720

>>56510665
but what if Apple announces that they are no longer going to use wigger slave labor for iphone assembly and they will be making less iphones, while charging significantly less and cutting their profit margins on the sales without mentioning AI at all?

>> No.56510721

>>56510662
>quantum price split dick and balls pattern
looks like a shrimp market inbound

>> No.56510732

>>56510700
forget the news flow, everything you're looking for can be found in the charts. overbought/oversold, support/resistance.

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>>56510559
I think many of us have posted a picture or close enough of one to imply perception at different times over the last few years.

>> No.56510736

>>56510685
I guess Gavin Newsom supports pollution and the enslavement of the wiggers.

>> No.56510737

>>56510712
That's very expected. It can take years for an acquired company to start adding value. 4 years later and my TDA account still hasn't been merged with my Schwab one, and I only just recently got ToS access. Acquisitions take a long time to start showing their worth.

>> No.56510740

>>56510720
What if you stop dating a ladyboy and apple collapses because it can't sell you their new prolapse laptop

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>>56510588
...m-maybe later. I have doxed myself before like a retard.

>> No.56510758

>>56510740
what if china attacks taiwan and there is a trade embargo?

>> No.56510785

>>56510708
They like him because hes bought and payed for by them lol

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>>56510721
its over

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I am once again asking the market to stop pumping VZ when oil hasn't satisfactorily played out yet

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>>56510758
Pfft China would never do that.

>> No.56510819

>>56510712
Large acquisitions are a pretty good way to bankrupt a company, it's always a big risk

>> No.56510831

>>56510649
>three fiddy
B-basis points?

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56510843

/smg/ is tittering once again on becoming more like /pol/ schizo territory with these discussions because of a few bad faith shit posters and an annoying tripfag

>> No.56510853

>>56510686
Why didn't you sell?

>> No.56510854

>>56510843
if it's so bad why don't you leave

>> No.56510864

>>56510843
>>56510854
if you leave you can have sex

>> No.56510880

>>56510686
I appreciate you posting this here.

>> No.56510884

>>56510864
lol im not falling for your jewish tricks again i already tried that once or five times just show us the waifu vag and there will be an end to the horror

>> No.56510898
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Which one should I sell? I need some money for a renovation and I think I have too many stocks beginning with the letter M.. I should just cut my losses and close match completely?

>> No.56510900

>>56510884
lol im not falling for your jewish tricks again i already know what will happen

>> No.56510908

>>56510898
>Long match group
Lol

>> No.56510914

>>56510900
you live on the east coast right? can i fuck your wife?

>> No.56510917

>>56510884
you sly little guy, you're really angling baggie for those pics

>> No.56510943

>>56510914
no, but you can fuck her friend

>> No.56510981

>bought ICU too high

>> No.56510987

>>56510843
Yui-poster is a blessing to these threads

>> No.56511002

>>56510987
He really needs to leave though because his gambling problems are obviously severe

>> No.56511012

>>56510943
Do you have any pictures?

>> No.56511027

>>56510908
the new $500 premium mode really was the last desperate move that killed match and tinder

>> No.56511031

>>56510943
your terms are acceptable
how much do i owe you?

>> No.56511032

>>56511012
they all look the same, just google asian woman

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>>56511002
Anon there isn't a single person in this thread who doesn't have a gambling problem.

>> No.56511045

>>56511031
$47,000 and a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon.

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>>56511035
It hits different when the first day you get laid off you blow 5k and you are blue collar

>> No.56511061

Goldbros, what the fuck? I thought this was the god candle

>> No.56511063

>>56511002
The only person that needs to leave is the morman guy who reports to jannies. He may just be liberal. Its hard to infer the mormon/liberal dichotomy anomalously.

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>>56511046
Yeah well you know that's gonna happen sometimes
(I lost the equivalent of 5 months rent earlier this year)
(I recovered it)
(so it's fine)

>> No.56511076

>>56511063
yeah fuck that guy two times

>> No.56511089

>>56511063
>No talking about grits. No talking about jogging. Only stocks and baggies Asian girlfriend!

>> No.56511096

>>56510898
I'd sell the kr they seem weird.

>> No.56511105

>>56511089
>baggies Asian girlfriend!
We've all seen her tits, shes legit conversation topic now.

>> No.56511110

>>56511045
umm i dont want the talmudic mafia to come after me for smuggling you bacon i'm sorry no deal forget we ever spoke

>> No.56511111

>>56511089
look they're the ones bringing her up all the time. i only bring her up when i'm drunk and i've been sober for like a week now.

>> No.56511117

>>56510665
This shit is showing complete textbook weakness. There is zero reason this slide won't continue.

>> No.56511143

I'm 80% sure Apple is going to miss earnings.

>> No.56511145

I just got back to my wagie job why is the stock market going up? Was the bottom actually back in october 26th? Will I be able to leave my wagie life early and become a NEET again?

>> No.56511153 [DELETED] 

>>56511143
They're China growth is a negative.

>> No.56511171

>>56511105
Wait really? I haven't.

>> No.56511174

>>56511145
We're in shrimp market now, but later we may enter plankton market territory. Then we might crab a bit, but it's okay because nearer to the end of the year the whales will come and eat the shrimp.

>> No.56511178 [DELETED] 

>>56511111
Fuck you and all the people that like you, you’re still a namefag and a fucking stupid not funny cunt. Nice digits baggoy go drink your day away nigger

>> No.56511180

>>56511143
Chinese sales are down.
>>56511145
Dollar losing some strength

>> No.56511221

Reminder, TSLA is a 30 dollar stock propped up by the dumbest people on the planet and banks who need Elon to pay back his loans.

>> No.56511226

if you didnt bag some TSLL calls youre a retard

>> No.56511229
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Imagine thinking today prints...

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>>56511143
Huawai IPO when?

>> No.56511265

IEP a good short before earnings?

>> No.56511284

How's this for my investing income allotment?
>6/10 bogleheading
>3/10 buying dips. Becomes boglehead money if there aren't any by next paycheck
>1/10 gambling. Allot the principle on wins to Bogle and let the rest ride
I like Bogleheading but still believe that there are times where buying is more opportune. I'm also young enough I want to have some fun in the casino occasionally.

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>yfw you realize the past 2 days retracement were just a backtest of support turned resistance

>> No.56511315

Whats causing the rush to the upside in the 10y yield?
Did some FED guy speak?

>> No.56511351

Congratulations everyone on surviving the annual bottom.

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>>56511284

>> No.56511358

>no dump yet

Is this pump real?

>> No.56511368

>>56511358
0dte "sway"

>> No.56511385

>>56511358
They like to separate the pump and the dump into different days. It lets them move it in the preferred direction during the low volume aftermarket.

>> No.56511390

>>56511351
feels good. sold my calls, ready for the next leg down. cheers!

>> No.56511438

>>56511358
It is really real my brother. The market will never lose.

>> No.56511455

>>56511358
>little HOOK on the end of 3 months of droopin
>poomp

>> No.56511465

>>56511358
crabbing to close for earnings

>> No.56511489

>>56511455
>green candle just happens to be on the day of the lunar eclipse
I suppose that's just coincidence, huh?

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>>56510486
poor AJ look what the troon did to him.
Also how does one pay off a Billion Dollar business levy. Asking for a friend.

>> No.56511554

>>56511455
If you bought the dips it's certainly a poomp if you aren't an index baby.

>> No.56511560

>>56511489
Gotta keep em HOOKED

>> No.56511572

>>56511554
I only buy dips in NATGAS, son, NATGAS.

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56511586

Anyvay, ahm I a leeving cat or uhn dead von'

>> No.56511608

>>56511572
I slurp Financials and Financials alone insallah the Jews are my brothers.

>> No.56511618

any interesting companies to watch for AH earnings today?

>> No.56511637
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56511637

Are you guys slurping?

>> No.56511644

>>56511608
I might if I understood it enough but to me that's just random, arbitrary goombling. I am especially wondering if the financials might be in for some more serious pain.

>> No.56511691
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>>56511637

>> No.56511714

>>56511637
Slurping is something chicks do on my cock. Slurping is for chicks and faggots. I just buy stocks and options everyday, but somedays i'm selling more than im buying.

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ding ding ding poster is late

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>>56511724
He an heroed didn't he?

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>-2.06% after daily inflation

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>>56511734
>after daily inflation
Cool it with the anti-semitism.

>> No.56511749

>>56511618
FMC, the most beat down stock of the entire S&P is what I'll be checking out.

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56511751

Thoughts on AMD? is it shortable?

>> No.56511758

>>56511742
Not until they stop stealing 3.7% of my money EVERY GOD DAMN DAY

>> No.56511759

>>56511751
It’s very shortable

>> No.56511764

>>56511758
I'd say inflation is running at 20-25% per year, but not higher. And it is dropping.

>> No.56511769

>>56511751
yeah but you shouldve done so before ER

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>>56511751
It's shortable if you want to fuel the rally to ATHs

>> No.56511788

>>56511751
Apple buys. How does that work

>> No.56511794

>>56511221
It’s propped by BTC. How does that work

>> No.56511797
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Can we have a moment to appreciate the biziness savviness of moot, he was able to convince people to work for him for FREE. I mean this guy should be on Forbes magazine or get a Nobel prize or some shit.

>> No.56511801

>>56510665
All you need is one big short

>> No.56511810

>>56509928
Phewwww I thought we were going to use graphine already

>> No.56511817

>>56511797
>to work for him for FREE
For FREE?
You mean zero?
They make no money?
Isn't that just voluntary slavery?

>> No.56511822

Why did the market go full risk on mode today? Is powell going to cut rates on Wednesday or something?

>> No.56511825

>>56511822
I mean, it's typical monday behavior. 17 green mondays in a row now.

>> No.56511826

>>56511817
YES
E
S

>> No.56511827
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Stocks lookin good today.

>> No.56511837

how big of a bailout are we thinking?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bad-loans-are-becoming-a-real-problem-for-regional-banks-114318203.html

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>>56511827
B-but the /smg/ subreddit told me the markets were crashing?!? you mean the markets going down a little bit last week didn't end the global financial system?
>inb4 two more weeks

>> No.56511844
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>>56511837
I don't understand how this reads as anything but manipulation.

>> No.56511853

>>56511822
____ and Dump.

>> No.56511858
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>>56511837
A few trillions among friends.

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56511862

I am healing anons

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>>56511843
Just need a little delta to make money is all.

>> No.56511873

>>56511862
kick ass, BLESSED
(and maybe sell)

>> No.56511890

What are the expectations for AMD tomorrow?

>> No.56511893

I'm up 3% today. I did really well.

>> No.56511899

>>56511890
Up and to the right.

>> No.56511920

>>56511890
Woods bought some so it'll probably fucking crater

>> No.56511923

>>56511837
trillions, dont worry we're all covered! :^)
https://youtu.be/AdvDR7C7TiY?t=87

>> No.56511925

>>56511893
congrats. always feels good to end the day green

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I for one am beheemed and behooved.

>> No.56511970

>>56511822
Iran's reaction to the Israeli operation in Gaza was underwhelming.
Some kind of escalation was priced into the dump on Friday, but nothing happened.

>> No.56511984

>>56511970
what do you mean their reaction was underwhelming?
they literally flew over people to train them, similar to how US flew contras into USA to train them
Iran knew that it was all coming, as they literally trained them to help them in the attack
What do you mean their reaction was underwhelming lol - if you are the one who is facilitating the thing to happen, there's no surprise for you to "react" to

>> No.56511994

>>56511822
Yet again the world didn't collapse.

>> No.56512013

>>56509797
only after all the growth from the EV have been erased, yes.

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are they pondering a chop in 3 days?

>> No.56512047

>>56512033
>cute girl
>stuck in a bad show for a cancelled manga
Many such cases...

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56512051

We're in line with the old trend line

>> No.56512052

>>56512039
>>56512039
>>56512039

>> No.56512063

>>56512033
>are they pondering a chop in 3 days?
lol,
lmao even.

>> No.56512065

>>56512052
>no title
delet retard

>> No.56512066

>>56512052
if you're going to bake early try not to do a SHIT JOB AT IT

>> No.56512076

>>56512065
>>56512066
Dammit I did it twice to fix an error too....

>> No.56512122

>>56512116
>>56512116
>>56512116

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aaaah

>> No.56512245

short this baker

>> No.56512287

>>56511862
I used to be like you and had that much in 2020 before it all came crashing down (currently at 125k~130k). Are you in mostly tech or what?

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>>56511862
remember when we were over 300k
i liked those days

>> No.56512481

>>56510209
it is what rape hikes cause, you dummy.