/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just a heads up days like today are screaming buy days for solid dividend payers.
/dig/
>>56438380
>>56438380

green EOD

So now that we have reliably reversed, what are you longing?

>>56440066
You tried to warn me about JEPI but I said "no, violent crabbing is a perfect scenario!". I have only myself to blame. Now instead of DCAing into indices I'm looking at leaps. Fucking retard. I should never have been given access to no market.

All in on UVXY

>>56440066
If digits, market will heal this week

>>56440094
I rolled

>just panic sold the centurial bottom

>>56440094
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>>56440095
I'm longing for a sense of meaning in my life, but also high yield garbage

Please motherfucker benchod Sir don’t sell down this bounce too

https://www.forexlive.com/news/bill-ackman-says-he-covered-his-bond-short-20231023/
>Back in early August, Bill Ackman began to tout a short 30-year bonds position "in size" as a portfolio hedge. Today he said they have covered that position, without saying when.
>"There is too much risk in the world to remain short bonds at current long-term rates," he wrote.
is this the catalyst that saves the markets?
ACKman backing down from his bond short?
will this save the bond market?
does one man really have that power?

Baking

I cashed out my 0DTE calls for a quick 2x, so of course it's gonna keep pumping to make me feel stupid

>>56440141
Faggot!

>>56440147
Post portfolio

Why haven't you listened?

>>56440127
Sorry to hear about your lack of purpose and suffering through a bleak, meaningless life. I also love high yield garbage. Going to go shopping for something absolutely filthy, like ABR.

>>56440139
lmao Ackman
I'm sure all the other jews mock him behind his back

And just like that, everything is about to be green

>>56440158
Relax, it's just gambling money

>>56440166
To be fair, I'm working on my shit to feel less depressed
Also dang those distributions on ABR

>>56440167
>>56440139
it seems like Ackman was instructed to save the bond market (and market as a whole)
today we had 10yr break 5% first time since 2007
you think it's a coincidence that the same day 10yr breaks 5%, when market is shitting itself scared of bond market blow up, that ACKman comes out to say "Oh yeah we closed our bond short"
Not an accident, whatsoever - markets rallying now, upon that tweet causing the bond market reversal
Bond yields now red on the day - one tweet was enough to make bond prices go green on the day
Now the water is muddy, whether bond yields will continue to go up
>oh, well the funds are backing off their bond shorts, so yields may not go to 7%+!
>BUY BUY BUY
Unironically a major, major catalyst, and also the timing too good to be true, where ACKman was 100% instructed to come out when 10yr broke 5% to say "Oh we've closed our bond shorts (you should too)"
That is how close we have been to total systemic collapse, where they need to get ACKman to publicly tell everyone to back off from shorting bonds

OUT OF MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

ive been gone for like two months did anything cool happen

If this strength fails, it’s over even worse than it was if price just kept dropping.

My will to live directly correlates with line movement

>>56440191
Just keep it right in this perfect butterfly area mumu. Nice and slow now por favor, let snibs takeover you can take a break mumu

>>56440198
Anon had a birthday! There was cake and a bouncy house

How much money have you people lost

>>56440198
Yes - bond market almost blew up, emperor wearing no clothes moment, where investors realized nobody wanted US bonds, made US yields blow out huge, caused huge market sell off
then today, this morning, Bill Ackman (who was one of the main catalysts for bonds selling off so hard past several months due to him tweeting that he was shorting bonds heavily and expected yields to go 7%+) tweeted this morning that he had closed his bond short, which made bonds rally very hard
now the catalyst for systemic collapse (yields going sharply higher, bond prices going sharply lower destroying banks balance sheets) is cooling off severely, where the risk for the market is sharply dropping - if yields did top here neatly at 10yr yield at 5% (which is doubtful, but you never know, its possible) then we should get a very strong relief rally

>>56440202
>there is a chance we get another dip to keep buying
god I hope

this rally is bs

>>56440147
Turned $100 into $200? Hell yeah brother, now take all of it and go put it on Black on the roulette table

nooooooo, die JEPI die!

>>56440217
Ackman does not matter. This is short term noise. 30Y will not go below 5%. Supply and demand reign supreme.

Thank you Bill Ackman for saving Stock market from bond yield bullies.

I kneel.

>>56440216
Non yet. I rolled. I break even once the contract hits 4 dollarydoos,

>>56440230
Wew with this rally we're going to get some good distributions, fellow JEPI investor.

>>56440231
>Ackman does not matter
I don't know about that. Look at pic related. >>56440139
literally on the dot, 9:45am, he tweets, huge bond market reversal - 10yr yield now down 2.4BPS instead of above 5%
he obviously had an effect on the bond market today (lol)
it's just whether this effect lasts, causes the top out, where funds now get squeezed and everyone is forced to close out their bond shorts - short bonds is a very crowded trade; Ackman saying he's closed his short may be enough to cause this squeeze
but you never know, it could fizzle out like you said, and the overarching fundamental forces for yields higher may be enough, and this may just be a temporary relief rally

This zoomer girl I met on Discord sounds like a low parameter LLM.

Guys JPow is gonna get mad if we pump

Cmon NVDA another .5% and I'll be at my last buy in from Friday.

>>56440246
I'm the biggest bear in town and even I like me some JEPI

>>56440250
Again -- short term movements. The last time 10Y reached a key number, 4%, there was a buying spree. It was overwhelmed. Now 10Y has reached 5%, and the same repeats. And it too will be overwhelmed. Give it a few days. This is not over.

>>56440259
>girl
>discord
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Pffffffffffffft hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahehhahahahahahahha

>>56440260
JPow can suck my stanky groin. The economy has decoupled from monetary policy.

i'm not a fan of the aislop tbqh.

>>56440202
It bounced off of shit and piss 4200. If this support level fails its game over man. Game over

>U.S. 2Yr/10Yr Spread is crashing
Oh well, fun will begin another time.

>>56440263
We'll see - it may be enough for us to get a sharp relief rally for days, both in bonds and stocks
If yields continue to rise, in spite of Ackman being instructed to intervene when 10yr broke 5% (not a coincidence he tweeted the morning that this happened first time since 2007) then we all know we're in for some serious shit, where in spite of the ACKman intervention (and the Fed + PPT interventions) the bond market continues to shid and piss itself
but if yields topped here, due to Ackman intervention, then unironically only up from here
all depends on the yields

Well, I'm done scalping 0DTEs for the day. I've learned to stop when I'm ahead or I'll get over confident and then blow my gains on bad dopamine trade.

Still got my Thursday and Friday $355 butterflies for snibs to milk for me. Off to the hardware store I go. Good luck fellow goomblers

>>56440288
>Off to the hardware store I go

Whatu picking up?

are we going up yet, i dont want to look

>>56440260
Jpow has no power in this greatest bullrun of all time. This time it's different! A new paradigm! Bulls are invincible! Poomp eeeet !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A-lC6GuquQ

>>56440264
Believe it or not there are actual women on Discord with actual vaginas.
Most of them are Asian though.

>>56440307
Gotta get some screws for a firewood rack I'm building sort of as a privacy fence between me and a neighbor

>>56440263
Nah it's literally over. Israel will bulldoze Palestine and flood the world with Enron bearer bonds looted from HAMAS tunnels. This will be deflationary and cause trasury yields to go down and send stocks soaring.

>>56440246
>>56440262
OOOOHHH IM TRY'N TA SLURP HERE!

>>56440325
sounds good for oil

>he didn't trade the daily v-shape recovery again
stay poor lmao

Time to all in on BEAR VIX?

>>56440139
ackman is too strong. I see him now.

>Short selling is the same thing as regular selling
Holy shit you guys actually believe this?? I mean that's like basic, fundamental stuff you're getting wrong but you're out here basing your trades and worldview around it. Really?????
Really??????????

please help a retard. I'm trying to understand how much money my 401k investment has generated for me.
>my contribution 30,000
>employer contribution 6,000
>change in market value -2,000
>dividends and interest 1,700

So does this mean that I put in 30,000 of my actual money and the investment (target date fund) only generated 1700 "free money" (money that wasn't mine)? If so that doesn't seem like anything.

>>56440370
When the bond market flips up, that is unirionically bearish af for equities

>>56440355
Absolutely. Also CRE will come back violently. I'll be back to discuss finance later, the nurse wants to change my nappy and give me my meds now.

>>56440260
>implying they're not propping up the markets with unlimited funds

>>56440393
oh yeah it is! Its time.

>go short
>market continues rising
>go long
>market pulls back
This is what we will get every single day until I've ended my life

>>56440393
so no matter where bond market goes It's bad for equities?

>>56440414
At this stage in the cycle, probably.

>>56440217
we keep seeing these events that hint at some underlying nastiness but i feel more and more that there won't be a correction for the covid opulence and the bodies will be buried, the bad guys win and we all move on, with property owners and line-only-go-up friends being cemented as the noveau riche

/pol/ is predicting a crash, time to buy

>>56440408
Better times soon king

Lads, I'm about to do my first ever call on TMO for the upcoming earnings report. Am I being a retard? I've only been doing regular investing into ETFs so far. Is this position good?

>>56440389
You're not viewing it holistically.
> Your Money: 30,000
> Not Your Money: 6,000-2,000+1,700=5,700
which doesn't include what you've saved in taxes by contributing, which is probably at least another few thousand dollars. Your employer's contributions are also dollars that you'd never have otherwise if you weren't contributing.

>>56440434
/pol/ is always right

>>56440414
this time when they go bid it will be for different reasons--geo political and economic risks. money will inflow into bonds because of it.

just bought more shares of TLT

>>56440464
BASED RETARD

QQQ will stay in the mid $350's for at least a few days, r-right?

>>56440453
I know I get 99% percent of my education from /pol/

>>56440469
that fucker BILL ACKMAN, cmon. I know what he is all about. He always stays ahead.

>Black Monday

Starting to think my investment in paypal was just hopeful thinking.
I've thought about getting a chunk of sofi as well but idk. Fintech just seems bad right now.

>>56440476
probably for a few years

>>56440498
Anon, you should invest in things that generate real-world value, like closed end funds.

>What're you buying?

>What're you selling?

>>56440444
Nevermind I just did it by mistake apparently. I'm locked in now.

>>56440492
BIPOC Monday anon.

oh honeychil' dat MMM do be lookin THICC doe

It's honestly crazy impressive how one man, Bill Ackman, was able to save the world from systemic collapse, with a single tweet.
We'll see if it sticks. Lol.

>>56440444
>>56440523
What do you actually know about TMO? Why do you expect them to beat? What factors could prove you wrong?

>>56440514
Ah, I should really fire up the Wii and go see that guy.

higher for shorter

>>56440513
>funds
Just a security blanket for people who don't have time and/or motivation to do their own research on stocks.

>>56440505
God I hope so, I've been having a lot of luck with butterflies on them. Seems like a free money glitch. I know it is until it isn't, but I'll take what it gives me til I get heemed

Everything is priced in. Only way from here is up. Market is manipulated and will not be allowed to crash

>>56440553
>size of US bond market = $50 trillion
One man, with one tweet, was able to turn around a $50 trillion market.
Do you get how crazy that is?
for one man to have that power, with a single tweet?? To literally save the market from systemic collapse due to bond price collapse, with ONE tweet. Jesus.

>>56440553
nobody gives a fuck about ackman, he's not moving markets

>>56440585

>>56440591
buddy, look at the fucking bond market right now lmao. he 100% moved markets, people 100% care
>>56440139
9:45 on the dot
look at yields now, post tweet
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd30y?countryCode=BX

>>56440588
The question is, was that truly enough to stop the train?

>>56440573
True, but they generate real-world wealth. The CEOs need suits (BOSS), luxury vehicles (STLA), and offices (ACRE).

>>56440601
yes exactly - we'll see if it sticks, if it truly was/is the catalyst to put the brakes on the runaway train

>>56440567
PIVOOOOT!

>>56440444
Are you familiar with the concept of volatility crush? You shouldn't speculate with options unless you really understand what you're doing.
>>56440523
You should be able to close your position immediately if you want.

>>56440434
i bought this morning at open, all in

Id trust actman over ACK!man

>>56440588
suck his dick too why dont'cha

>>56440641
I think it's more so indicative of the insane power that we afford these people. One person should not be able to move a $50 trillion market lmao.
That is insane.

>>56440629
Of course he's not. This is his first ever option play. But who knows, he could get lucky

>>56440615
Its interesting, you said the bond market cap is 50 trillion that was becoming volatile/toxic, that size with volatility it wouldnt take much to fall apart but i somehow think it would take a lot lot to stabilize it.

trading options but I don't understand them
rate

Bobo wake up dawg nuts

>>56440662
Reminds me of the days when I was convinced I'd make a living trading forex with 5 second candle charts on iqOption.

>>56440645
Early life

>>56440556
>>56440629
Never even heard of TMO until 30 minutes ago, but the stock is at the bottom and the earnings report is in a day. Perfect conditions to gamble a bit because I'm bored of looking at s&p500 every day.
Don't worry though I only withdrew 20% from my s&p500 and my stop order means I risk 5% of my portfolio at most. I'll just wait and see what happens.

STOP FUCKING BUYING I CANT CLOSE MY SHORTS YET

>>56440697
>oil dumping
>vix dumping
>yields dumping
>markets extremely oversold and now only safe place to put cash
markets are going to finish dark green today

>>56440697
How's that squeeze feel Bobo?

BOILbros, is now a good time to buy?

Fuck it, we ball.
Although bonds are still concerning.

I bought leaps on gold miners. How bad of a decision is this?

>>56440702
Go fuck yourself. The macro environment has not changed and we’re still on the verge of a deep recession.

>>56440747
>I'm losing money.

black monday bros

>>56440747
we arent though, growth has been double what was projected consistently. You are seeing the beginning of the reshoring from china making the USA the manufactoring center of the world again. Th sp500 will double in 5 years

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

energy or healthcare for longterm investment? If energy is nuclear something to check out? If healthcare should you just go for the expensive giants like thermo fisher, johnson johnson etc?

>>56440747
All true, but king crab has magical powers and I reversed my bearish stances this morning just to catch what I assumed would be an, at least, brief dead cat bounce. I may yet get raked over the coals, time will tell.

>>56440770
No one is moving manufacturing here except the one semi conductor plant. Theyre moving to india, mexico, brown places, ect.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Woo I'm now green on NVDA again.

>>56440773
Today nuclear's so flat, Joe Biden's sniffing its hair. But that won't be the case for long.

>>56440773
energy is only going to continue to get cheaper, boomers are the largest generation in history and they are all old now. Healthcare is the smarter of the two
>>56440787
hahahaha you wish

>>56440790
Been awhile since I’ve seen that. Maybe I’m not lurking as much as I used to

>>56440800
dividend faggots are still underperforming everyone ITT except extremely leverage people who got scorched, nothing has changed.

This morning just screamed violent green reversal coming.

>>56440747
bidenomics is recession proof. we ball until 2024

That was a close one! Rolling your positions isn’t always the worst idea!

>>56440795
>hahahaha you wish
I wish we had manufacturing here but it aint happening, us workers are too expensive and regulations are too fucking high.

>>56440816
This. Democrats have over 2 trillion unspent.

>>56440814
Really did, wave is so strong I could even get on it later and am still making a good amount of money.

>>56440817
What SQQQ play you got?

>Oil

>>56440819
hey retard, 300k manufacturing jobs have been coming back to the usa every single year. Chinese workers when you include shipping are already more expensive than us workers

>>56440834
Oh yeah, where did aapl go?

>>56440819
>us workers are too expensive and regulations are too fucking high.
regulations in the US are laughable and importing foreigners to work means the money they make goes back home to stinky chinky land, not back into the US economy.

I'm 99% equities. Fuck nigger bears.

>>56440824
>2 trillion unspent.
The deficit for this year alone is almost 2t

>>56440840
apple has doubled and tripled down on chinese to the point where they are the only player left but biden killed apple in china last year so they are scrambling but apple isnt the whole market and yes, this statement makes you look completely retarded likes its babies first day in economics

So is this the ultimate endgame? Continue to lie about inflation and basically every other piece of economic data, while doing stealth QE behind the scenes to maintain your stranglehold on political power at the cost of absolutely everything else?

SPX 4220pts will be defended at all cost.

>>56440867
I don't want to say "always has been"
but.

>>56440828
I tried to tell everyone right at the opening bell, but nobody listened of course
>>56439785
>>56439761
>>56439604

>>56440819
Manufacturing construction tripled here in just the last couple of years.

>UAW expands strike against Stellantis, hitting pickup truck plant
NOT THE PICKUP GOD PLEASE NO, IS NOTHING HOLY TO THESE PEOPLE?

>>56440845
>regulations in the US are laughable
okay retard lol.
>>56440859
>b-b-but!
Cope harder faggot.

>>56440188
10yr is supposed to be a 5%, that is a healthy yield for a 10yr bond. 10yr at 5% means the market has finally healed since the 2008 crash

>>56440875
i dont need to cope, i bought the bottom this morning and will ride this rally all the way to 4800 in december

>>56440773
I like MDT as a long term play on healthcare and the stock price is beat to shit as of recent (yes I'm a bagholder). their stock was hammered due to covid delays in surgeries and supply chain issues but i think this is a great opportunity, ive been stacking more

but as >>56440795 stated, boomers are getting older and are living longer and will need all sorts of healthcare including surgeries that MDT provides; they're also have gotten into diabetes and nurology

>>56440876
Oh well, clearly companies are coming back then, oh wait...no there not. If manufacturing is moving out of china its not coming back here.

>>56440830

>>56440899
Then why has manufacturing construction tripled? New companies? Because that'd honestly be pretty based.

today's agenda:

Foxconn

>>56440904
Not those, it says SQQQ option expiring soon, is that one just a watchlist alert or do you have SQQQ options also?

i'm not looking at my AAPL puts at all this week.

>>56440922
Lmao

>>56440923
Sorry bobro. King crab is the king for a reason. I do still hope you win, in the end.

>>56440923
As long as you don't look at them or realize the losses, the losses don't really even exist yet, technically

>>56440882
we are only at the beginning of
>5% and above is guaranteed FED pivot full retard anticipation euphoria
in this weird case, stable to higher yields around and above 5% of the 10y will lead to immense upside pressure on the big indices.
simply because the thinking is
>the longer yields are higher
>the quicker the FED gon pivot
>the hotter le printer will runneth
at these levels (10y ~or>5%; SPX>4220pts) there's only long term upside.
higher yields are finally stock market positive.

>>56440934
And you can a,ways roll so the losses will never happen!

>>56440800
i've been gone for a bit

>>56440929
Hey, you can't win em all

Imagine thinking these elevated prices are fair market value, kek

>>56440961
I don't think valuation actually has anything to do with today's price action, I think it just got pushed down so hard in a relatively short time that a bounce of some kind was inevitable.

Don't worry bobros, your time will come. The mumus that haven't taken the crab pill will get eaten by savage brown merciless grizzlies soon enough

>>56440971
Yep, pretty much this, which is why it was so obvious

>>56440971
>Undead feline
Just in time for halloween

>>56440971
It literally bounced off of shit and piss 4200. I'm guessing strong support at this level but if it doesn't hold then yeah market is fucked

>oil
How has this country not learned how to use graphine yet? It’s a homogeneous mixture diluted with water.

going to stay out of the market until things stabilize, then buy puts. Stay delusional bulls

and just like that, we'll never be below the 200 day SMA ever again

>>56440763
the real ackman

How is /smg/ so fucking slow today?

>>56441038
is that the therenos bitch?

I slept for the last 3 hours. Before that was weekend so I wasn't here. All this arguing here makes me want to not visit this place again. This is financial advice

>>56441019
Oh, I don't know my battoo soopoo eating friend, I believe in miracles and I suspect we're not done testing the lows just yet.
>>56441038
The crab has cut mumu into pieces with its mighty pincers. The crab is attempting to drag bobo into the depths of the water to drown him. All will kneel to the crab, and then the stock market will know an eternal dream of no movement.

>>56441038
Everyone has gone broke and cant
slack off at work anymore

>>56441015
graphine is a meme, theyve been talking about this shit for years, everywhere from batteries circuit boards, now oil?

shit cant even get past pencils.

>>56441038
Internet outage in Poo poo land?

enlighten me /biz/, what app is the best for trading stocks? i want to be comfy

>>56441059
It's true. My current project at work actually expects output from me. It's just terrible.

>>56441038
bobos in hiding
not green enough for smug mumu posting
crab bros are scared from the recent dip
hard times for market shitposting

>>56441074

>>56441059
by the end of 2024 wfh will be an ancient relic

this thing is pushing higher

>>56441048
idk about Marvel universe shit but I like hot blondes.

>>56441080
You see a lot, Dr Lecter.

>>56441074
splinteractive brokers
pastyprade
if you're active if you're passive
vanguard

pure sentiment flow from retail fools trading on a jew's digital menstruation, we drop huge tomorrow

I was a bullish crab this morning, but it went up too much, now I'm a bearish crab. Bobo please help (but not too much!)

>>56441074
if you only trade options, the best broker is tastytrade (Tom Sosnoff)
if you trade stocks as well, especially if you enjoy premarket trading of stocks, then you should be using thinkorswim exclusively - it is also okay for options, just not as good as tastytrade. Tastytrade has all sorts of screening tools, organizers, etc, designed to really help you with options and weightings
just for charting, only for looking at charts, use webull - I'm not joking - webull has some of the best charts out of all the brokers. It's sad to say, but webull charts are literally better than thinkorswim charts.

checkin them volumes
woo boy big bull nuffins.

>>56441109
She is cute here.

Which one of you retards is buying the 10yr?

>>56441158
the fed just bought billions

210 TSLA puts. Overnight swing.

>>56441163
[citation needed]

Poor little cold lonely Bobo outside watching all the mean greedy fat cows feast

>>56440066

>>56441170
the fed has been buying all morning, are you dumb?

>>56441151
That upside down Bart

>>56441180
>rmTFVaCK

I bought rtx calls because I’m retarded

>>56441170
try to ignore the schizos

>>56441170

>>56441198
We're all a little schizo here.

It's always been QQQ.

Hm. This dead cat bounce is dying faster than I thought it would. May find myself closing one of my positions before today ends.

I'm TMV holder and I got rekt today. TLT holders I kneel.

>>56441198
ignore the schizos at your own peril.

>>56441231
Except me, I got protection against their schizo mind control frequencies because I put lead paint on my walls but it messes with my wifi

>>56441272
>Inhaling lead paint.

Good morning /smg/
I am making money today
But I am also losing a bit of money today too

>>56441186
how do you know?
which metric/ticker are you following to see the numbers?

>>56441260
>TMV
>buy high sell low

>>56441286
I didn't inhale. And now they can't 3d map my house and all it's contents through wifi signal 3d mapping in real time like they can do with your place

Here comes the Bart forming, watch out below

>>56441308
its the auction bud, the fed bought $4.2b in bonds earlier and then bought another $4.6b in bonds later

hodl puts bobros

>>56441338
those were for 3m & 6m bills not 10y notes

>>56440216
~$300 on the year.

If all of the food at all of stores is poisoned, then that's because you all are letting them poison it.

>>56441342
>hold the shorts at the bottom

>>56440216
Nine dollars for the year
It's going to be a bit more when my calls expire otm this week though

>>56440216
If I never sell, then I can technically never lose money.
Simple as

>>56441315
Cover the walls with tinfoil because the lead paint can dust up and you inhale it.

>>56441338
where did you read that?
have you seen the auction results?

>>56441371
>this week

>>56440216
i-its not a loss until you sell

>>56440216
4.7 grand, still digging out of some bad mistakes in the past with chinese investments that are as fake and useless as the plastic crap we buy from them.

>>56441383
Are you guys letting them literally give me lead poisoning now?

>>56441383
Great idea. I'll put wallpaper over the tinfoil though, I don't want people thinking I'm crazy

I love Sigma (Grindset) Lithium.

>>56441388
I bought them last week
Sure, I'm hoping everything pumps enough to get them back in the green by expiry, but I'd need a pretty big pump

>>56441403
>I'll put wallpaper over the tinfoil though
Yeah that's mandatory,

Bros I’m gonna all in on AMZN. Fuck the Kelly criterion.

SVIX bros we won. They know we won. We know they know we won. They know we know they know we won. They are very mad right now

>>56441390
exactly, it's taxes you won't have to pay

>>56441351
can you answer me >>56441385 ?

I bought IWM again

I Love it when New York loses.
These retard glowies always go straight to the Oval Office ready to blow something up instead of writing LAWS. WRITE A FUCKING BOT SCRIPT THAT’S BETTER

>>56441423
Thanks for the idea. I'll start on it as soon as the trading session stops today

short squeeze incoming here

God I hope oil goes negative again

>>56441477
IF yields topped, then there's nothing wrong with buying IWM here..
have you seen the put buying on IWM for the past several weeks? it has been INSANE. everyone and their grandmother is buying IWM puts
there is so much short interest built up against IWM as a result, that it's almost inevitable for IWM to short squeeze pop higher IF yields did top out here

crypto bros are laughing at us

>>56441477
bought URTY at 28
the fire rises, brother

>>56441470
you can look directly on the treasury's website, auction results with the latest date:
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/upcoming/
on each look for SOMA, which is described here:
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/soma-holdings

but for simple alerts i prefer financialjuice.com, you can also see it on unusual whales news

>>56441490
They are trying to max pain us today, which is still quite a bit higher

>>56441496
i called it yesterday, oil will be down 5% today, i tried to warn oil baggies all weekend

this... 'happening'... is it in the room with us right now?

Boring day.

>>56440216
straight cash into learning maybe 15k
being an emotional dipshit trader 100k

>>56441510
now that's an answer. thank you.
but it doesn't seem anything out of the ordinary, since the FED's balance sheet runoff mission statement reads they would be letting assets mature AND buy new stuff occasionally.

>>56441519
except that oil isn't down 5% today.

>>56441563
its on track to

I got heemed today hard.

>>56441522
Yep I'm afraid it is

>>56441556
correct, the fed is still acquiring 10y+ treasuries despite QE as seen on their balance sheet, albeit at a fairly slow pace:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TREAS10Y

Bull Run Day

>>56441582
dear god. what can we do?

>>56440216
around 63k~80k over 3 years

>>56441586
nowadays these numbers ($1.5t) seem miniscule, though.
the free market seems to have no problem absorbing mostly all of the newly issued US govt debt again.

I'm thinking of setting up an iron condor expiring Friday on QQQ, 330-335 : 375-380. I think Mr. Snibs will ultimately rule this week. On a scale from 1 to Full Blown Retarded, how retarded would this be?

cmon mumu push QQQ to 360+ so i can start loading up shorts

>dow and russell struggling to follow suit
>tech stocks leading the way again

not a very bullish look

>>56441641
sosnoff/10

>>56441647
hello! mcfly!
don't you know tech is the future, mcfly?

>>56441647
Honestly all of the small caps should be turned into Amazon branches and their employees caged.

>>56441641
That's seems very safe, so much so that it wouldn't pay shit

WTFWT???

>>56441671
>their employees caged.

Based. WFHomers should get back in the office too (or laid off)

>>56441646
>>56441647
were starting to get into squeeze territory be careful

THIS COULD BE IT
IT MIGHT BE
THE BIG ONE

>HUT calls

>>56441647
RSI can only drop so low before we get a relief retardpump
Give it a day or two and we'll be at 350 again

>>56441698
was that fallout boy or mcr, i forgot

>>56441688
see >>56441695
lol called it

>>56441714
what are you talking about?

>>56441715
Um excuse me I called it first.

I'm financially healing

>>56441490
You called that SQUIZZLE my NIZZLE. Bobos getting maxed pained and green dildo raped

>>56441710
Normally I'd agree but I imagine we'll be pricing in expected earnings this week, so probably green throughout, and if earnings miss then a panicked flight into bonds would be really funny.

>>56441586
ya econ profs have been saying this since the last crash. they went all in one direction last time. but a little bit of jiggle would have made it a little better. different problem this time tho. we're at 130% debt/gdp,

>>56441723
back to discord, zoomer

>>56441626
we dumped pretty hard on the last 20y auction which saw a major decline in demand despite the higher yield. tail risk is very high on the long end and liquidity is scarce compared to the t-bills

Baking

>>56441750
I'm probably older than you. I just never got into that whiny faggot emo music when I was a teenager. I only listened to eurodance

Smug_laughing_mumu_stepping_on_crab.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baking...

>yields

>>56441665
I like that dude so thats a w for me

Tfw yellen has been fronteunning the fed with treasury sales all along

>>56441789

>>56441789

>>56441789

THREADED

>>56441804
What a shit bake

>>56441766
Hurry up someone is getting heemed

>>56441676
3% return for the week to be precise, should it expire worthless. Not bad since i dont feel comfortable picking mumu or bobo this week.

>>56441038
Its fascinating how slow 4chan in general became after israel hamas attacks, really makes you think

Last chance to buy COIN under $80

>>56441038
It's because everyone in /smg/ is gay and has a micro dick