/biz/ - Business & Finance

how my lil 5 figga niggas doin today?

>Oilniggers are lazy nigger bakers
Checks out.

Based oil barons arming the Houthis. Sink a GAE cruiser or two for me.

>>56406069
Maybe because we've been doing nothing for years and we're still making bank?

We oil barons need not busy ourselves with measly details like the OP links. That is the job of peasants.

Gulf Of Tonkin Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56405142

We should abolish the fed, right /pol/?

Everything is down except my KO

Remember, no matter how shit your portfolio is, at least it's not GME.

Paying down debt is good. But deleveraging is bad.

Buy ESLT, you antisemites, or I'll be drafted to the frontline!

I finally shorted the top

>>56406129
no the Fed is here to help the American people, particularly minorities and women
its all in this book

Still can't believe that nigger was right about CARR.

>>56406146
>he doesn't have a crippling medical condition preventing him for being enlisted
NGMI, also RIP

DRAINAGEEEEEEEE
I FUCK YOUR MILKSHAKE
I FUCK IT ALL UP

now that the Fed has lost control of the bond market, how high will gold go? $3k? $4k?

Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
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Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk
Swan event?
>Honk

>RUN

>>56406153
kick ass, BLESSED

>I can’t be drafted because _____

short tech

>get salary
>put $2.5k into your portfolio
>market goes down 1%
>your portfolio is now worth $1k less
I guess I worked half of the last month for nothing.

First they laugh at you.
Then they argue with you.
Then they attack you.
Then you win.

We did it oil & gold longchads and TLT & QQQ shortchads

>>56406167
nikkei is still close to current ath. 89 ath still the real ath tho, when dividends are not included

dax and many indecies kinda sloppy, 7% correction likely

spy quite strong, can be bought already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9c

So is ZIM going to a buck? Lmfao.

Why does this three month bear market feel worse than last year even though it’s still nothing compared to 2022

>>56406201
All jewish stocks will end up like that.

>>56406202
because you know where we're headed. You can feel it in your bones; that this is it.

>>56406201
What happened? They gonna stop paying divvy?

>>56406201
>ZIM
with jews, you lose

>>56406194
anon... if you want risk free put your money into FLOT until WW3 isn't a gun shot away.

>>56406201
If ZIM goes that low, smg could have a sizable voting stake in an ISRAELI shipping company when it eventually returns up

>>56406201
They cut the divvy yet?

>>56406165
How much trouble is Powell in? He held it together pretty good till he started sperging out and telling everyone how he really felt

>>56406212
I hope Jewish banks shit the bed would be good buys with the shekel losing value to $.

>>56406233
it's not Powell who's in trouble.

>>56406174
Bit early to be buying that one, hoss.

>>56406233
Not POW POWs fault. All he is trying to do is put out the fires Biden and congress have created.

>Jews destabilize areas to buy things cheap
>smg waiting to do the same to Kike-land
Pottery

>>56406201
The worst /biz/ meme I ever fell for. Fuck you guys.

>>56406193
OK, but which tech specifically? Surely you don't just mean a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% SQQQ?

>>56406225
I think I got desensitized already to be honest.

>>56406220
>>56406230
They stopped a couple quarters ago to preserve liquidity.
>>56406224
Idk man the CEO has like 24mil in shares. Last time I checked.
>>56406229
Bullish for ZIM I'll buy if the FED pivots or if it gets cheap enough.

>>56406263
I've been banging the drum about QQQ PUTS for at least a whole week now. Not many have listened.

>>56406201
I remember when its forward-looking yield was like 120% or something lmao

>>56406258
i'm just enjoying watching the jew's pets turn on them. I hate both sides

>>56406201
Which is absurd, it's not like Hamas has submarines. And even if their rockets level the docks in Haifa, that wouldn't impact ZIM.

>>56406261
Well yeah some degens shilled it when it as expensive now that it's getting on the cheap side no one is talking although I'm not buying yet.

>>56406248
I took 200dma puts yesterday for 11/3 i'm not closing yet but there was definetely time, still is. You just sitting on hands?

We need to make a pact to buy ZIM at $4 so we can sit in meetings and vote

should i sell everything before i get liquidated? are we actually going to zero

>>56405849
>>56405907
I actually really like Equinor. The only concerns I have are high capex and trying too hard to do wind power.

But for the next 1-2 years it looks almost too good to be true at the current price. P/E under 5 for 25% average revenue growth, 30% margins, insignificant debt, and a strong dedication to high dividends and share buybacks to convert its profits into your bank account ASAP.

>>56406289
Shorting crap mostly.

>>56406296
Nasdaq and SP500 have at least -40% downside to them. AT LEAST

I bought all this fucking $JEPI so I could generate some divvies while holding value. Waiting for the dip. Now, the dip has arrived and my $JEPI is NOT holding its fucking value. I want to have a talk with JP Morgan.

>>56406267
>Idk man the CEO has like 24mil in shares. Last time I checked.
Idk. I actually held ZIM a while back but I sold as soon as I found out how high jewish divvy withholding taxes are. At least I made some money on the flip.

>>56406280
That was obviously unsustainable considering it was the top of a cycle.
>>56406284
Imo it gets cheaper but it would be a solid buy in case of a FED pivot or just a further share price decline.

>>56406292
Ship weapons from friendly nations to Gaza. Kikes are so corrupt they would do it for the money

OIL STOCKS DOWN WHY

>>56406216

>>56406238
>>56406251
> Powell with prepared remarks
We will continue to be data dependent and flexible
> Powell in his comfy chair
Shit's fucked mate

>>56406261
>the worst meme
not even close

>>56406303
Better choice i'm sure, just doin what i know. wagmi

how could jerome do this to us

>>56406310
JEPI's just S&P + covered call selling, isn't it? So income generation.

The legendary hedged collar fund is some other ticker.

>stock market just goes up forever from 2017-2021
>stock market just goes down forever from 2022-present

It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gp51lt9kdA

>>56406328
>Not investing in TBEV
Fucking pussies going to stay poor.

>>56406312
Yeah you can sell on the Ex-date and buy back after the dividend is payed.

>>56406340
Who shorted the market??

>>56406306
i dont know about that... the market is actually in an extremely weak area here if you look at it from the period of 2006-2023. even in relation to the gfc

Posting more /smg/ bluechips

>>56406341
Precisely correct. You see, I am profoundly retarded.

I shilled PSFE back in 2020 once
Beat that smg

>>56406359
SIGA had that obvious exit point but I love that it's still hanging in there at $5.

>>56406354
My investments are with shit companies.

>>56406354
me. This meme chart is unironically playing out as we speak.

>>56406359
Wait a second, this did a reverse split.. Where's Rocker at?

>>56406371
They will not come back.

>TLT
Top kek

>>56406359
Are we still able to laugh at boilbros or have they redeemed themselves now?

None of you are serious about making money. You all disgust me

>>56406388
OK, at what price do you back up the truck and we get you goyim to buy our bonds? 80? 75??

>>56406369
SIGA was a genius move by smg and probably one of the best things we’ve done
We got in early and had a week to sell the top after pox cases slowed down
Pretty much everyone here made money and ironically we dumped on dumb schizo boomers

I want to brag and say I made the first infographs

>>56406359
Oh and I guess gayhorse silver mining bankrupted a few anons

>>56406400
$10

>>56406400
Just buy treasuries mate.

>>56406359
Genetically perfect salmon doesnt happen overnight jim!

>>56406400
let's see after the rates go to 7%

>>56406320
Getting pulled down by index selling it looks like

>>56406400
When self proclaimed 'bond kings' delete their twitters

SOXLsissies, how low will it go?

>>56406359
There was also pussy gel company that some anon shilled as a troll attempt, and people actually bought it. Don't remember the name.

>>56406401
Can't wait until we get a round 2. The pox is still circulating, plenty of cases every week. Immune escape is only a matter of time.

heres where we are at today. i just think its going to be tough for bears to get past this support

>>56406359
mutant fish was my favorite

>>56406420
Believe in the miracle. The miracle of 5%.

>>56406417
You serious anon?
Is it returning?

>>56406400
I'll buy your ass-thrash bonds when we've reached Volcker levels you wretched hag

Given holiday earnings, and GME this low, Im feelin..

devilish

>>56406400
Double digits you horrid goblin.

>>56406328
>>56406359
LMAO!

>>56406369
>SIGA
I hope any of you who lost money on SIGA get it back with a SIGA pump to the 20s again.

>>56406431
I wouldn't say "returning". But it's absolutely endemic. Homos simply fuck too much for the BVNRY vaccine to have wiped it out.

https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/sites/monkeyp*x/home/data.html
https://sf.gov/data/mpox-case-counts
https://www.nyc.gov/site/doh/health/health-topics/monkeyp*x.page
(*'s in those URLs because the jannies still haven't updated the wordfilter)

SOUR
>sour
SOUR
>sour
SOUR
>sour
SOUR
>sour
SOUR
>sour
SOUR
>sour
SOUR
>sour

>>56406454
I had a lot of respect for the SIGA CEO until he forgot to bribe the FDA

>>56406454
>Homos simply fuck too much
No shit, their whole identity and cultural value comes from their sexual kink...

I believe in a thing called OIL

>>56406420
What a shitty attempt at TA

>>56406349
The irony that it went up about the first 8 months of 2023. I got bamboozled and threw a lot in finally......Im down now. So much for being up 9k for the year. Its like 3k last I checked, but with todays dump, maybe around 2.4k?

Wonder how bad things will get once tax loss selling kicks in..

>>56406400
I unironically just loaded up on TLT and TMF call options, with the market selling off like this today, i'm expecting some kikes to lock into treasuries before they go off to war, and I'll be able to collect a few extra shekels.

>>56406475
>once tax loss selling kicks in..
they wont have to do that this year...

>>56406460
I think he retired a couple months ago, so hopefully the new guy knows when to spring into action. Maybe pair TPOXX with some antibiotic or PReP for extra cash grabbing.

>Captcha: DMP0X
wtf

>>56406475
upside down santa rally

>stocks nuking while bitty chads upwards
kek looks like Larry Fink was right and btc is the safe haven now
better luck next time stocktards

>>56406465
And yet GRND is a $6 stablecoin. We need a gay like Rocker to explain this.

>>56406472
It okay
In 20 years half-pakistani half-swedish super zoomers/gen beta kids will be on reddit debating about how if people just held from 2020 to 2040, they'd be up 700%.

Power 10 minutes go!

>>56406494
>inb4 your crypto gets stolen by warlords and used to fund the beheading of babies and blowing up of hospital parking lots.

this market is a complete joke

pick a direction

>>56406471
no not really. look at the previous pic if you didnt see it.

Fuck you guys. I’ll gamble how I damn well please.

>>56406510
Those lines were also terrible

>>56406506

>>56406494
Ok time to short btc. Amazing. SMG is really the reverse indicator of even crypto now.

>>56406509
sideways is a direction

>>56406509
the market did, PPT is preventing it from happening

>>56406510
>Bad
>no not really
Imagine using TA

I miss the actual happenings

Negative oil, covid dumps with multiple circuit breakers in a day... Now all we get is a luke warm -1.5%

>portfolio went from +4% this morning to 0
JEROOOOOME

>>56406320
Because they are gay compared to NATGAS companies.

>>56406520
the balls on this one... you love to see it, good luck.

>Oil +2.26%

>>56406538
Thanks for playing.

>>56406523
don't be retarded, if you really are bearish crypto just buy COIN puts

sold my spy put for $133 when it would’ve closed at $2k. Seems I’m hardwired to sell good positions too early and hold bad positions too long

>>56406538
Did you sell though?

>>56406535
that shit was truly once in a generation. easily the most fun these threads have ever been were those days

>>56406523
yep it's quite funny how that works. BTC probably down -10% this time next week kek

>>56406483
Do you own any now? You seem like you’re still watching it.

GO OVER 5% YOU DUMB BASTARD.
I WANT BLOOD IN THE STREETS

>>56406521
why?
>>56406533
ok

>>56406545
>XLE flat

30Y REALLY wants to break above that 5.1% mark

>>56406554
considered selling my AMZN when it was 3% up cause I knew this shit would happen but I got busy with work

>>56406556
was it mass hysteria in these threads when the covid dumps happened?

>>56406508
You think long end yields will down? Hope you didn't put too much money into those calls.

>>56406556
this
GME was such a redpill to normies about wall street. Sad people were well aware of it during occupy wallstreet... right when identity politics were pushed inorganically hard. Weird patterns... oh well im sleepy.

>>56406504
All that's missing is the fact that cumulative inflation over that time will be 1200%.

>>56406535
same, i never thought i'd live to see another circuit breaker until then, so it was like a dream come true to have that many happening back to back

>>56406570
it just woke up...

>>56406573
i remember being called retarded several times for buying

>>56406572

>>56406540
>Oil moons
>Oil stocks crab
>Nat gas plunges
>Nat gas stocks crab

>>56406583
look at it hammering that resistance... it's not going to hold

>>56406568
it's 0.8% above S&P (green)

>>56406592
>look at it hammering that resistance...
look at the PPT taking a beating to keep it there.

>>56406557
Nope, just occasionally check in on it when doing my XBI rounds.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

You guys want a blast from the past?
Read this

>>56406606
Whoops sorry
This
2020 days

>>56406603
>0.22%
Turns out those "trim losers" and "hedging" things actually work.

>>56406603
what a wonderful day. Up €635. +1.7%

>International womens day
>NASDAQ participates in seventh annual Ring the Bell for Gender Equality
>group of women ring the bell for the occasion
>entire market melts down, red everywhere, market halted in record time

>>56406603
-0.28%
I knew my folio could go down if I went less into cash, but it's not too bad I think

>I didn't sell my spy short position early today because LSE was shitting itself and bunch of intruments were halted
>Spy is still free falling
T-Thanks I guess

YIELDS
>30YR
5.1%
>20YR
5.3%
>BASICALLY DEINVERTED

What the hell is QQQ doing in the afterhours.
Are the big boys selling?

>>56406603
>-0.96%

>>56406603
could be better could be worse.

>>56406624
and just like that, the stock market never returned to its previous highs

>>56406591
>the markets something something irrational something

>>56406603
-1.04%
Could be worse, I could be black

>>56406624
The fadeout is just so perfect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

>>56406628
20Y already sells for less than 30Y. Something about it being a new instrument and not being bought as much for some reason. But yeah we're going up.

Down 5% today. Holding almost entirely SOXL. Buying more. Shorting semis is the dumbest fucking move of the century.

>Oil Surges After Report US Destroyer Shoots Down Multiple Houthi Missiles

how will your portfolio hold up during the multiple wars about to start?

>>56406603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYGmtGnhdks

>>56406603
Dear diary, today I lost money.

>>56406603
-0.19% today. Could be worse.

>>56406640
my sides

>>56406647
What's going to make semi stocks far more valuable?

>>56406648
considering I'm all in gold, oil, QQQ puts and TLT puts... yeah I think I'll be fine

>>56406661
quantum AI

>>56406591
use UCO/USO for oil futures.

>>56406614
The funniest part is that the doubters weren't even wrong. GME is trash.

>>56406648
Bitcoin holdings will be pushed up as Iran and Hamas use it for financing their war against Israel.

I make no comment whether you all should personally buy or sell Bitcoin.

if biden declares war tonight I'm fucked
if biden doesn't declare war tonight I'm fucked

>>56406581
President Andrew Giuliani will save us
#Make America safe again 2044

>>56406654
i gotchu

>>56406671
Got 3% in UCO. Just think it's funny how that works some days.

>>56406603
(+0.12%)

>>56406677
GME was trash but it was over 150% shorted and still had enough money to last a decade before closing
Boomers were out of touch

>>56406680
buy puts on yourself

>AGNC down to $8.26
>Dividend Yield up to 17%
I'm going all in boys!

>announce oil scam news immediately after the market closes.

>>56406698
If you wait a couple more hours you can snag it with an 18% yield.

>>56406648
Oddly the US job market will remain shit despite the US crying about 'needing workers and data computer guys and other shit like engineers' to build shit for DA WAR. Almost certainly to 'encourage' zoomers to register for the army, before the draft begins.
>DIS IS PRESIDENT BYDEN, IN DESE IF IF IF VIETNAM MUST NOT FALL TO THE COMMUNISTS

>>56406603
Jerome fucked me

>30Y
>immediately breaks resistance after burger market close

>>56406698
Anon, I…

>>56406708
Don't mock him. You'll be pining for the ol' Joepedo when Kamala takes his place.

>>56406603
Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

>>56406661
You're asking the wrong question - why are companies that make mountains of money with positive forward guidance being sold off as if they're going under?

>>56406720
Why, exactly, didn't you sell BOIL when it made the high?

>>56406711
If Jerome steps in with YCC when the 10 year hits 5%, everything will be alright.

>>56406741
I bought BOIL at $6. It then inverse split.

>>56406708
Draft be bussin fr fr ong

>>56406056
If I see one more fucking oil OP I'm going to shove a remote up my ass

>>56406744
>YCC
a meme, I think were are going to see bonds stabilize as pension funds etc start jeeting stock for yield

>>56406757
Solution is simple, join us

Honestly, prove me wrong.
>DRV to $80 in in a week.

>>56406603
I bought some gme today, but I heard it can trace back to 10 so I might be a baggie now.

>>56406761
XLRE seems to be running into support. Not saying it can't happen but, you know, don't expect to exceed the speed limit.

yield curve has almost fully reverted back to mean. It's getting very flat now.

hope you have the lube at hand mumu

I mean we all know the FED has to buy bonds at some point otherwise the system breaks. So why are we not buying bonds?

>>56406752
Holy fuck, you're still holding that? There's been at least 2 plenty good enough rips since then to offload some for *greatly* reduced losses that you could have then bought back in on a good dip and made back the rest.

>>56406738
I don't know, but I can think of a few possibilities:
>anticipated changes in international trade policy
>investors see better risk-adjusted opportunities in other assets
>valuations had become overly optimistic

>>56406603
I started a short swing.

did you all get bullish on stocks this month? why the fuck are we nuking anyway?

>>56406694
What's your point?
It was a good flip, but every dollar made in the pump will be lost over the coming years as it returns to near zero. Most of the profits have already been lost.

So no, they were not wrong. It was and still is a terrible investment. A good investment in 2020 would've been oil stocks. Those were legitimately undervalued, bounced 10-20x and are STILL holding those gains and paying out massive dividends. That's what a good investment looks like.

The thing about a short squeeze is that, even if it succeeds and some shorts are forced to cover, at the end of the day you're still left with a minimum of 100% of the original shares outstanding, all of which are still just as worthless as they were preceding the squeeze.
...And I would even venture to bet more money was made selling naked calls to retards in the months following the squeeze, than was ever lost by shorts covering.

i dont have the pic but still nothing compares to the passing of Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff marking the absolute market top.
covid market collapse, oil going negative, GME, the 2021 mega pump, 2022 worst bear market since gfc. so much crazy shit has happened in such a short amount of time.

>>56406778
Because while the Nip central bank is explicit about a 1% cap on their 10 year, and the Nip finance ministry heems anyone pushing USDJPY over 150, we don't know what Jay's threshold is.

Is it 5% on the 10 year? 5.25%? 6% on the 30 year? A certain sized move in a given time period? We just don't know.

>>56406566
Your lines are barely anchored consistently to supports and resistances. You have the right idea but youre trying to draw lines that go back a long time and the result is trying to forcibly make a channel appear but the lines dont really describe the supports/resistances well in the past, so they wont in the future

>>56406790
Buddy, check 30 Year US Government Bond Yield Computer.

>>56406797
But the downside is limited at this point you could be down 10% max and when the FED starts buying they're pushing rates under 5% for sure.

Oy vey

>>56406796
Here, anon, they would've wanted you to have this. As well as a blood red portfolio today.

>>56406796
Its crazy.
Each death marked the perfect two peaks. Go match up the dates with the market. Its a PERFECT MATCH. THE EXACT TOPS.

If that isn't proof meme magic is real then I don't know what is.

>>56406819
the market is healing

>>56406815
It's likely he retains his hawk autism and only buys enough bonds for yields to crab, not for them to plunge.

>>56406796
I started investing in 2020, I can't imagine the stock market not being absolutely retarded all the time

tomorrow will be neon green

>>56406827
Wake me up when this gets to 25%. Corporations will deal with this shit with no issues.

>>56406835
It better be... I just bought a bunch of calls today

>>56406827
>123bp rise
it's joever

>>56406819
w-w-what happens when the curve flattens?

>>56406848
the day of the glue comes for equity markets

>>56406715
Kamala will be president after Brandon steps down in early 2027 from health concerns so she can run in the next few elections.

Glenn Young Kim, scion of a korean family of some wealth, will flip virginia red in 2032 and clinch the presidentcy with 49% of the vote and . However he will be defeated for re-election in 2036 by Gav Newsome, leading to 8 years of Gavreich over the US.

But then Andy Jewels will win 2044, ushering in 6 years of strong economic growth adn winning 53% of the vote in his 2048 re-election campaign and almost flippying new york before being impeached by the republican congress for "being too chuddy" and being replaced with Vice President Sarah Huckabee. Then in 2052, Chelsea Clinton will achieve her mother's dream of becoming the first ELECTED white woman president.

The US government is insolvent.

>>56406827
Ah, beautiful. I sold my bonds a while ago. Let them keep falling.

>>56406848
1987
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
A
N
C
E
L

>>56406818
cheers
>>56406826
insanity means opportunity
>>56406834
yeah same

>>56406832
Not so sure he can remain a hawk for long. Bankruptcies will rise delinquencies will follow banks will blow up and the whole system will blow up real quick because It can't exist without ever increasing liquidity.

>>56406780
It’s in the roth and it’s only $2-3k. I just didn’t see taking a loss before November. Even then, why? I’ve got $25k cash just sitting there for the next play.

>>56406880
there will be no meme pivot or any easing until things actually start getting worse. Inflation is still not coming down, consumers still keep spending like drunken sailors. Powell will not go down in history as the Fed chair that lost to inflation at the most crucial moment

>>56406698
I've been buying since a while ago and I will probably keep buying even though I really believe that its dividend is getting cut anytime soon (same thing with PSEC).

For the first time this year I actually have no idea where we're going.
I was bullish H1, I thought we'd make a new ath in SPY by years end. That might not happen until H2 next year. Lame.

>>56406603
Pretty damn well

>>56406819
What does this mean for a newfag

>>56406292
i like this idea

>>56406895
I'm not calling for a pivot I think the FED will hike one more max two times but these rates seem unsustainable. I own no bonds but It's starting to look like a good hedge.

>>56406911
that you are going to learn the importance of risk management.

>>56406848
THAT CURVE WAS FLAT, YOU SICK FUCK!

>~how much money did you lose~

>futures

>>56406799
yeah i drew it this way more as a general indication of weakness, not for absolute accuracy. no TA is going to hold indefinitely. its just to show a generally decent area for buying or selling.

>>56406934
Through some baffling brokerage Jewry I'm not up 0.22% like I said here >>56406618, but actually 0.36%. So none.

dear God what is Powell and Biden doing
total bank rape

>>56406960
They're enforcing fiscal discipline. Their currency, their rules.

>>56406983
>Pic rel
N-no sir!

>>56406934
6k this week so far
likely about 10k more if war were declared

>>56406888
>putting BOIL in a Roth
Checked tho

I shilled EPV last night and it's up 1.69%, but instead of buying it you all called me a jigaboo. See if I help you next time I see a good play.

so now that the dust has settled and we're confirmed to never get back up to previous highs in equity or bond markets...

name your favorite manifestation of ZIRP insanity
>cryptos
>NFTs
>SPACs
>tech IPOs
>something else?

>>56406932
No clue what I'm looking at. Is this your portfolio or the overall grow of the vanguard 500 fund and those others? I want to understand what the 10 yr and 30 yr treasury means for the overall market and how green line in this case is bad

>>56407020
hiring niggers

>>56407020
EV hype
WKHS and NIO bros...

How we feeling about the end of the week bobros?

Bros, I sold $34 TQQQ puts expiring tomorrow. On a scale of 1 to boned, how boned am I?

>>56407050
free money. we moon tomorrow

>>56407039
I remember the NKLA debacle where their meme "hydrogen truck" was shown "driving" but it was actually just pushed down a hill kek

>>56407041
number go down tomorrow

>>56407050
how far otm?
generally, fucked. the question is how hard and deep

>>56407057
Now theyre making ev trucks or something, like they gave up on hydrogen lol

I couldn't ahve wished for a more american session than today. Fake pump dump, fake pump dump, even the 12 am EST pump on the Fed speech though Fed not talking yet

>>56407020
i think NFT's were probably the most retarded shit ive ever seen in my life so far

>>56407020
I think just being able to borrow at 0%, no matter how limited in scope it was, was crazy all on its own.

>>56407020
The so-called Great Resignation

>>56407055
Checked
>>56407074
Theyre currently $1.40 OTM. If TQQQ dips under $34 tomorrow bobo makes me his bitch

>>56407041
I went short so fingers crossed.

>>56407032
Honestly I do not think yield curves can predict crashes. However at the moment yields rising means borrowing is more expensive, and that will make the economy contract as there is less money (aka deflation). What we experienced post covid was an inflationary crash / recession, meaning there is more money in the system and line went up however things are just cost more. 2000. and 2008 were deflationary crashes for example.
But at the end of the day this is unironically the market healing and there will be heemings. but just staying the course and knowing that having 100% equity portfolio means you have to stomach 50% + downturns and not sell. If you want less risk now is a great time to start DCAing into fixed income.

>>56407115
That's what, a 1.3% decline on the Nasdaq? Puts expiring tomorrow at 354 and 355 are deltas of 15% and 20%, so your odds are somewhere in between that. Unless I'm fucking up the math somewhere or Barchart's not calculating correctly.

>>56407115
decent chance of being fucked. the market is pretty crabby rn but it only takes 1.5% s&p movement to make the 3x funds move 4.5%.

Really eye opening stuff about dividends posted today. What was with /smg/‘a hatred of them for the past few years?

>>56407129
>Honestly I do not think yield curves can predict crashes.
Yield curves uninverting signal the pretty much immediate start of a recession. There's also a bad track record for the market after the Fed does its last hike in a cycle.

>>56407094
some examples of this insanity were even worse over here in Yuroland. Some banks were at one point starting to PAY NEGATIVE INTEREST ON DEPOSITS... in other words the depositors would have had to pay to hold cash in the bank account! And I heard some Southern Europeans actually got negative interest loans in practice too. Utter MMT insanity.

>>56407020
for me it was the mid 2010s bio tech bubble, when the shitco stocks would gap up based on lab reports and studies showing """promising""" results

>>56407097
Lol that was so retarded, a bunch of wagies obviously quit because covid restrictions weren't going away even after the vaccine came out and the media tried to spin it as some epic movement where workers started to stand up to their bosses

nvm my bad i thought the qqqs were s&p not nazdaq. still same issue it doesn't take much that's why the priced iv is so high

>>56407094
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56407160
People have predicted 10 of the last 100 crashes!
I am more worried about WW3 popping off. but maybe these things are correlated

>>56407129
That made sense. Thanks

Shittiest chart in existence

>>56407214
mumus will cope and say the support will hold

>>56406095
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
the watchnewlives.tv are unable to connect. and the livenewson.com link, the video player doesnt always pop up. fyi. thanks.

>>56407020
The collectibles markets had to be the funniest. People were trying to scalp IN PRINT pokeman cards because of social media idols. Not to mention the tcg spam threads on biz to dump them kek

>>56407199
Take it up with FRED: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y3M/

>>56407186
>My 3000 B.C. Sumerian grain bonds are still in the green.
Hike away, Jerome.

Baking
Banking
Baked
Banked
>>56407251
>>56407251
>>56407251

>>56407214
Hey, at least it's not the Nikkei. Or the Hang Seng.

>>56407020
virtual real estate in the metaverse

actually, everything metaverse, what the fuck was that. I have a quest 2 I haven't picked up in over a year.

>>56406320
>oil prices go up
>recession happen
>oil demand down
>company do less good

>>56407280
Metaverse still feels like a distant fever dream. I actually almost forgot it happened. Facebook fucking spent half a trillion dollars on it and named themselves after it too before wisening up and pretending it never happened rofl

>>56407147
Nah that sound about right.
>>56407150
Yep thats what I figured. If we open down tomorrow ill just bail out and take my small L instead of being stuck with 3x tech shares that will only lose value the next 6 months

>>56407302
>oil goes up 5%
>oil stocks up 2%
>oil down 2%
>oil stocks down 2%

>>56407280
>>56407304
Chinks still look like Chinks in the Metaverse so that's good. However they have made some insane improvements on meta though. Mark did a virtual interview where the graphics were so heavily improved it looked like a real life conversation. I think the graphics we are currently seeing in your Pic is just filler shit until they get everything worked out.

>>56407302
don't forget oil and oil equities were booming while the rest of the market was screaming back during the early stages of GFC. In the middle of '08 though literally everything puked including gold.

>>56406818
>Doomp it

>>56407304
It's one of those technologies we won't see explode for like 15 years and everyone will look back and go oh yeah I remember Zucc VR.

>>56407010
The roth is where gambling takes place.

>>56407899
Tax deferred gang.

>>56408117
Roth IRA is actually tax-never, not tax-deferred.
(Unless Congress changes the rules in the future.)