/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56326366
First for fuck jews

>>56326369
Based

>>56326366
JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

ORC PRESIDENT

short cash

Ok /biz/. I'm just getting started. First day was Friday. I made some money today now how the he'll do I move forward. I only make 12 a hour and want a home and live like a normal person would habe in the 50s. That's all. No luxurious stuff, just a normal life

Kek blind hatred makes retards of the lot of you.
>verification not required

>>56326369
Officially the best /smg/ of all time.

>ha ha some people are struggling
>people who aren't orcs no longer get to have any life whatsoever
>ha ha comedian time

>>56326387
You need to increase your income. This can be done a number of ways, but I would suggest to enlist in the military and go kill some Jahoodies.

>>56326387
I like UPRO man. PE of 20 isn’t outrageous for these days when Saudi teenagers can trade millions of dollars in options from the comfort of their toilet.
Put 30% in something safe to buy back in should things crash, like LTL.

>>56326393
Interesting

>>56326405
No. I refuse to die for Israel. I did enjoy making a few bucks from theyre corpses however.

I've been looking for better work but full time jobs are rare and I'd rather keep what I can find.
>>56326412
Looking into it now

>>56326393
I just got that o. My watchlist. Will enjoy seeing you lose your potential and then some.
>good enough to post…

>>56326393
No no, your behavior is *far* more transparent than you seem to realize, otherwise you wouldn't spend all day trying desperately to prove my point; I just don't *trust* you. Because I *shouldn't*.

Literal demons don’t scare me and can’t harm me

>>56326420
Haha, meant TLT. No idea what LTL is though it does look somewhat stable…

>>56326420
>dying for Israel
Please don’t allow yourself to get radicalized like that here. The military is good if you’re lost but if you have good self control then you won’t need it. There’s tons of money out there to be made. I also vouch for TLT, don’t listen to faggerino schizo

>>56326412
This does look good actually.
>>56326442
Fractional sales unavailable. Have to wait until payday but it's on my list
>>56326457
Nope, no military. Nothing will convince me

Yeah, orcs don't actually stand to die in any of the conflicts they deliberately instigate and prolong; don't get the wrong idea.

>>56326464
Not trying to convince you at all, just saying it’s an option if you get lost. Don’t let muh Jews radicalize you either way.

Yeah despite the hype, orcs are sending Jews to die for Larry Fink so they don't have to send each other.

>>56326464
For the record it’s not good. But if your in 3x it’s just a little security if 2007 happens. Everyone looks at safe stocks forgetting gold, Walmart, cambells soup all crashed in 2007.
This would be your insurance to go bottom feeding during Armageddon. Imagine buying TQQQ in 2009. You wouldn’t need a lot of money to be laughing.

So what's going to happen when the bond market comes back online? Any guesses?

>>56326501
>guess
The glowie already told you

this market is cringe desu

>>56326500
Alright. Should I invest small amounts into the military industry? I know that theses a war coming. It's obvious. I put one dollar into each on my first day and they grew a bit already.

I put some into DFFEN like was posting by someone early today and it worked out really well.

>>56326500
yeah but what happened in 2007 was pulling stocks in order to buy bonds, because the US fiscal situation looked great relative to how fucked up europe was. greece fucking defaulted. the banking systems of the "PIGS" nations were actually about to fail. DB took it on the chin, and honestly, they've never really recovered.
that is not quite the situation you have today. the US does not look all that great right now. bonds will probably catch a bid, but it will be lukewarm compared to 2007.

>>56326501
DXY fell sharply I’m not expecting a surge in bonds at open but maybe after inflation/inventory data we’ll get a pullback if the numbers aren’t manipulated. That’s my guess, oil being higher is also a red flag

>>56326523
Terrible idea at your age you should be exclusively buying routers and wall furnishing e-commerce companies

>>56326481
Stop forcing your shitty meme there are already a million different terms for glow niggers just use one of tgose

>>56326552
I like "orc" because it's their term they use for the groups they deem subhuman.

>>56326543
I'm not a retard anon. I know for a fact those places will be eaten alive by Amazon within 10 years.

>>56326523
I honestly thought war was essentially done. After a 800 billion dollar budget army pretty much lost to goat herders not only in the Mountains but also in the Dessert, I figured nobody would be stupid enough to repeat that. Laughed at my good buddy who went long on Lockheed Martin right before the Ukraine invasion, knowing Putin wouldn’t be dumb enough to jump in.
I also lost a shit ton on BABA betting Xi wouldn’t be dumb enough to tank his tech industry.
I have no idea man, nationalism somehow is whipping everyone up into plays that make no sense to me game theory wise. Anyones guess what the future holds. Good luck.

Any news on the Exxon - Pioneer deal?

>futures

>>56326558
That's like if a future doctor/lawyer called you a hard R nigger. It would just leave you feeling confused and the other guy looking kind of stupid

>>56326524
> the US does not look all that great right now. bonds will probably catch a bid, but it will be lukewarm compared to 2007.
My problem with this statement is who has the cleanest shirt right now? I agree in a way US looks worse than 2007 bond wise, but who looks better?

>>56326575
I don't care. "Trog" was already taken.

>>56326563
Thanks. I gotta get up early for work however. I hope some decent advice is here when I wake up.

Take it easy and hope you guys get good gains for tomorrow. I'll be here again

rate hike odds 15% and falling

>>56326581
Kek I just started pulling up some of your vids and it’s hook line and sinker exactly the same psychobabble you been saying here. Kek. My god man. Exposed.

>>56326369
Fpbp

Total collapse sometime in the next 2 weeks

>futures

>>56326586
I want to see CPI but I’m leaning towards no.

>REUTERS: HAMAS LEADER "FARFOUR" CONFIRMED IN MOSSAD CUSTODY FOLLOWING MIDNIGHT RAID ON GAZA

>>56326604
>>56326586
I told you LAST WEEK surprise rate cuts. CPI is done.

>>56326602
Bobos really are retarded kek

>>56326481
I wonder if the twitter handle HardR has been taken or oRcHardR

>>56326612
>cuts
Just imagine...

>>56326612
I doubt it but IF you are right I’ll start calling you Cassandra. Bold prediction.

>>56324179
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHaFz6hGOS4
Why can't she stand still? Is she filming for her tiktok?

>>56326632
Who cares faggot

KTOS, I like you. Hell you can come over and fuck my sister.

We're reaching levels of glownigger shenanigans that shouldn't even be possible.

> headquartered in San Diego, California
yeah nah i'll pass

>is called Kashkari
>doesn't actually carry cash
???

>>56326674
>this anon buys low and sells high
>>56326683
This anon buys high and then sells low and goes on schizo rants about Jews.

>>56326683
I'm sorry, not every company can be based in Tel Aviv.

>>56326393
>>56326432
>>56326457
>>56326476
>>56326507
>>56326590
>>56326612
>>56326642
>>56326706
You and the rest of your discord stop posting or I spam your doxx, tranny.

>>56326710
Say what you will, I am a little intrigued. Look at that revenue growth and pe.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/INMD?p=INMD&.tsrc=fin-srch

>Israelis have officially cut off Gaza's water supply
I'm having a hard time focusing when 2 million people are about to be killed. I think I'm gonna take a break for a week.

>>56326731
INMD is one hell of a falling knife. But you're right that it's a long term buy.

TTOO bounced off the resistance, as expected, and is now in full dump mode. Unless it shitcoin pumps tomorrow this is probably the end, it looks like it will rise overnight and dump hard tomorrow when the market opens. The target for the next bottom is probably around 10-12 cents on the 19th to the 23, where it will bounce a few pennies and travel in a mostly straight line until the next point around the 31st, the actual profitability report in early november, where it will probably go from 14 cents to 26 cents.

>>56326746
What's the big deal? They're only Palestinians. And they're used to this kind of shit, they've got bottled water.

>>56326721
Shills always accuse you of what they are doing

>>56326721
Again that was me, taking the piss out of you, for being the most gullible man alive. That not only did you think I was a glowie for, and this is important, telling you to buy TQQQ at the best time. You also believed a glowie used a iPad, and openly talked about getting a sex change. You might be, without a doubt, the dumbest most gullible schizo on 4chan. Please do post it, so everyone else can see how autistic you are.

>>56326755
I legitimately thought mannerino was going on a discredit campaign for me I didn’t realize you actually made those posts. Good on you anon.
Common sense is making it’s way back

>>56326387
>100 bucks
I can't help you because this board doesn't tell us which words are filtered or blocked so I have no idea what was wrong with the post I previously tried to make.

Anyway people who are actually rich from /biz/, have already left /biz/. The people who remain are gamblers, hobbyists or people trying to make it. The remaining group are mouthbreathing retards. You should dispose the idea people will just give you the moonshot for free no strings attached, scammers will pretend to help you, people come to /biz/ from all over 4chan and are shocked anons here don't just give them the catbox.moe that explains how to get rich. Anyway you have very little money to lose so it's not like scammers can ruin you.

>>56326393
It's a good thing you only posted this today and not friday, otherwise people here might have made money. Phew.

>>56326752
>>56326755
>>56326768
You've leaked your home address. Don't make me.

>>56326778
Posted it this morning before the pump.
>>56326782
Do it idgaf you fags never leave your house anyway

How did it get this bad?

>>56326366
Jannies submitted a ban request because of my fuck Israel post lmao
Apparently hating Israel is racism

>>56326768
Dude I did it as a joke. Completely forgot about it as I was so obviously shitposting, only to see some schizo obsessed 8 months latter. Blows me the fuck away.
Not only was I obviously shitposting, but this was all about me posting to buy TQQQ before it’s 120% run. Shit is so surreal.

>>56326782
Please do. Try to take a read through human eyes. See how each post was dripping with pure sarcasm.

>>56326791
Kek these fags can’t understand satire for reality that’s why they get played so badly.

>>56326786
>Posted it this morning before the pump.
The pump began at like 8 AM. I literally checked the previous threads, you did not. Faggot.

>>56326798
I don't give a shit about your "sarcasm". You can fuck right off.

>>56326731
>>56326748
Plus, hey, that's some good news: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/inmode-sees-no-pause-in-production-from-war-in-israel-bf1281f1

>>56326815
I posted it all day you rabidly dumb antisemite

Should I apply for a job at NVDA?
The job listing says equity is included in compensation

>>56326818
I don’t do it for you. That’s not how shitposting works?
I’m a old btard who does it for the lulz, and it was a pretty funny thread. The first post was hilarious. As was the fact you thought a glowie was paying for his sex change by posting buy tqqq on his iPad. And you bring it up 8 months latter. Buddy, thats funny.
Please do “doxx” it so others can read and laugh.

>>56326847
>The first post was hilarious.
You don't have to tell us all about your diabolical evil plan, secret e-genius.

>>56326866
I hope he posts it and you can see for yourself.

>A perfectly good dump ruined by another unwinnable forever war -_-...
Fucking Orwell was absolutely right. Except the wars are a lot smaller than he predicted.

>>56326872
I don't actually care; please go away.

>>56326894
Tell you what schizo. Because you were both polite and not in all caps. I’ll do just that.

>>56326894
>Schizoid quadruple double bypasses down on his schizoid beliefs
Kek you lost bud

DOWN WITH THE PREVIOUS TWO WEEKS
ALL HAIL THE NEW TWO MORE WEEKS

>>56326501
There’s a futures market traded all day you retards

>>56326918
Based. I support the current thing.

So was today a green day?

>>56326947
yeh. somewhat low volumes though.

>>56326947
IT'S SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE
BUT IN THE END IT'S RIGHT
I HOPE YOU HAD THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE

https://youtu.be/CnQ8N1KacJc

>>56326947
no, it was a blue day

look at 1973 we didn't see a real crash until November.... don't discount the jews and their schemes.

>>56326970
>DIS up +2.12% while there's bloodshed in the middle east
Is the Mouse the great Sheitan?

The dawn of a new smg berth where anons actually make money and aren’t schizo doomered is upon us.

>>56326885
Bro it wasn't even dumping before. It was just a correction but you Bobodumbdumbs think everytime that happens it's going to be the next big dump. Holy fuck you guys are dumb.

>>56326836
Read the Glassdoor reviews for the job and location. That's gonna matter more than whether your shares are $400 or $450.

>>56326981
Their competition was taken out: >>56326608

>>56326981
No, there are too many parodies of them keeping Walt preserved underground for it to be true.

>>56326985
If we all make money that will be the most fucked up twist of all.

So the Jews are worth $3 a barrel.
Duly noted.

The US government is an institution that exists to take money from goyim through inflation, taxes, and wage suppression, and give it to jewish bankers through QE, bailouts, and aid to Israel. The government doesn't represent my interests and I would be better off if it collapsed. Shills can't refute this. Our entire economic system is designed to take my money and give it to wealthy jews so that they can never lose. If the billionaire jewish banker class makes a mistake that could cause them to lose money, the government will just rewrite the rules of the game so that they still win at my expense. The government is illegitimate.

>>56326967
>>56326970
Called it >>56321867
Eat shit bears

>>56327093
It's almost perfect, anon, but if you really want the biting satire to stick, cut out the part about Jews and then it will be just subtle enough to really paint a hilarious caricature.

Another day. Bought a powerball and a megamillion ticket. Hey who knows? Maybe I'll win something. And if I don't, oh well, its not like I do this every damn week or some shat anyway.

>>56327113
>Bought a powerball and a megamillion ticket
As a fan of yours, I really can't believe you do this. Do you do scratch tickets

Sup /smiggers/
Mommy loves you <3
https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g?si=OyOqeaWb4vWv7lkj

market orders for everything, i'll pay whatever

>futures

>>56327132
Actually no. I don't do scratch tickets hardly at all. Anyway I don't do powerball or mega millions that much either. I think this is the first ones I've bought in 4 months.

>>56327188
Total crab death.
Day of the pot.

>>56326970

>>56327207
can't take the Undertaker under it seems

today i sold the 426 weeklies from yesterday @70% gains around 10:30am, and then bought 430 0dte @ .53, paperhanded for .40, which are now 2.35

fml

sittin in the airport AMEX centurion lounge smashing beers, laughing at the events of the day. God is good and he always provides you your daily keks.

>>56327196
Scratchers have better odds but lower payouts, the 20$ and up range are the only ones worth playing though. Stick with the newer ones.

>>56327207
Anon, CSCO is just QQQ.

>>56327320
ETF's shouldn't be legal

Financial advice:
Democrats, when they get into office, have absolutely no morals or ethics and are willing to govern entirely through fear instilled via self-fulfilling prophecy, but they also don't want you to hold any of the capital (under democrat policy, you're the bourgeoisie, and the federal government is the proletariat (along with big tech, vanguard, and larry fink), you see.

>>56327326
Why not? And don't say "SOXL".

so should i be buying raytheon, lockheed, northrop ... stock right now?

>>56327328
This is why I'm betting on their craven corruption via GEO. They'll recklessly spend money to temporarily fix a problem during an election year.

>>56327340
If Hezbollah escalates the violence, your money will only be safe in oil and DFEN shit (https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-aerospace-defense-bull-3x-etf#show-daily-holdings).). Personally I like KTOS' chart and angle but RTX, LMT, and NOC are decent.

>>56327328
>self fulfillilng prophecies
i too look forward to when the schizos take their meds

Rumor is TTOO merged with a Danaher subsidiary

I CANT handle the bear schizos anymore.
Where the fuck are they coming from?

>>56327353
hoinestly im surprised there hasnt been more of a spike with all the shit going on rn, especially all the equipment shipped to ukraine, which needs to be replaced... surely theyre making a lot of money right now

>>56327336
It was bait. ETF's are fine. Being able to buy shares of them, crack them open, extract individual shares from that ETF share and then use those to long or short should be illegal.

>>56327291
airport lounge access is so cheap and makes a world of difference compared to cartel foodcourt plebians

>>56327385
Yes, but a lot of that was priced in the early war runup. We're now hitting both high yields and a debt crisis (i.e. defense budget cuts).

>>56327392
free with my amex platinum card. unlimited beers cocktails and food. insane. I gotta travel more kek.

>>56326387
Find a better paying job. 100 dollarinos isn't going to do anything.
spend a year paper trading and learning how to swing trade. Once you have at least 5 figures you'll have a better start in the market.

>bought calls at open
>made a killing
The Slurp Reserves are at 1.2T. This is too easy.
Now it is time to short oil. Oil princesses need to be buck broken again.

>>56327441
kek sounds about right. mannerino needs one last slap on the ass to break him into submission.

>>56326398
It only gets funnier when unmentionable events happen to the most deserving people anon :)

TLT BROS HERE WE GO
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/an-israel-hamas-war-could-change-what-the-fed-does-about-interest-rates/
KEK AAHAHAHAHAH

Bros I've been doing some research into 10-foot tall crisis monsters and I'm starting to think LMT has one.

>>56327326
Right.

>>56327479
Like a metaphor or a 10’ tall
Thingo?

>>56327479
>they changed the title from golem to crisis monster
HAHAHAHAHA

>>56327465

>>56327528
I dont care bro all I know is you're red im and im green because you're a schizophrenic loser who hates his fellow man.

>>56327465
>>56327528
Jerome "Jaybird" Powell will first halt QT to give the Bank of Israel breathing room: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-10-09/israel-central-bank-to-sell-up-to-30-billion-to-shore-up-market

>>56327465
I hate goblins so much it's unreal

fed already paused nothing is happening until next meeting also powel said they are going to continue dumping assets last meeting. why would they change now?

I look like this.

>>56327547
idk maybe you just dont understand things the way you think you do.
>>56327546
I am probably the whitest person on these boards, no verification required. ive seen mannerino's youtube videos he isnt white.

>cash market opens
>yields hammered
get rekt happeningfags

>Futures

>>56327566
>>56327574
prompt? also her feet need work

>>56327580
I don't know I just got it from /tv/ DALL-E threads.

>>56327568
>idk maybe you just dont understand things the way you think you do.
I agree thats why I put the ?, im actually asking. 5.5% doesnt mean its over so why let it continue and dump assets. do you have a recommendation on how to understand the underlying mechanics? my trades are fine

>>56327568
>hello fellow whites
Goblin.

>>56327573
Kek. I done tooooooooooole yall I done tole all yall. but you would rather believe in schizo doomer fairy tales.
>>56327590
hello non argument, show me your portfolio today absolute NIGGER

>>56326579
south african gold miners look more legitimate than the US government right now.

>>56327606
verification required. post hands.

>went all in Oil and REITs yesterday
Uh
did I win?

>>56327606
kek, true

>>56327589
There's a war on and The Federal Reserve Stands with Israel.

can't wait for nothing to happen one way or another

>>56327619
They're the same thing, anon.
Inflation and economic devastation is a small price to pay to protect Israel from 50 hang glider warriors and to fund the genocide of 2 million innocent Palestinians for their blood god.

>>56327594
Up 1.5% today, you filthy beady eyed goblin

>>56327464
>More altruists check in.

I just invested on RTX and a bit of gold. I hope im not too late to the party

>>56327589
Well, mainly because outside of the lil stunt that Hummus boys pulled, Oil has peaked and will trend downward as nuclear and electric power trendds online. thats why you see the *Actual* orcs humming and hawwing about EV's and solar n sheeit. it hurts the actual orcs and hezbollah/mudslime oilcucks. they only survive on that shit. they also want thw downfall of the great satan.
oil goes down, inflation is done, treasuries are going to be purchased since the rate is at a high and they can get good yields garaunteed by the only real superpower on earth (no verification required). everything is right in the world, fuck russia and fuck sand religions.

>>56327464
By the way, I'll never know when you bring this shit to the wrong guy and he puts a bullet in between your lowlife, subhuman eyes, but it's still real to me in the abstract, and it does enrich my experience of what a laughably stupid faggot you are.

GOD BLESS AMERICA, AMEN.

>>56327617
>>56327606
Why the fuck would you buy REITs if you think US rates will go up you dumb fuck. At least be consistent with your retarded takes you poverty clown.

You don't have to worry about me personally, though. I think you'll ultimately realize I have possessed considerable restraint!

>>56327702
lol grow a set of balls and at least threaten a guy with some confidence my guy. holy hell.

In fact, you should talk more shit about whatever unspeakable things, you intend, and I will continue to demonstrate how much restraint I have. It will be kind of like a surprise! Maybe even a lot like a surprise, all the restraint you'll find I've had!

So go ahead, keep up the good work. I'm terrified.

>>56327711
I'm not threatening anyone, anon. I really do think that, when it's all said and done, he will be quite astonished upon grasping how collected I've managed to be throughout our interaction!

It's really not my intention to blow smoke at all, don't misunderstand me.
Don't change a thing, little buddy! It's allll good.

NVDA down on an up day, watch out below and don't get liquidity trapped

>>56327716
>>56327725
I think we've all grown accustomed to your unrestrained posting style enough to know that this is a very funny statement.

>>56327479
>We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity
They have alot hidden away at Skunkworks

>>56327733
what do you mean by "liquidity trapped"?

>>56327772
absolutely nothing

>he didn’t buy realty income under $50

>he didnt buy TLT AND TMF AT GENERATIONAL LOWS because he litened to a schizo italian goblin youtuber tell him america was ending
kek pottery

>>56326632
cute

>>56327820
Well, they're actually the lows for last week. We'll hit new ones very soon.

But thank you! The bid in TLT has given us room for extra borrowing to fund Israel *and* Ukraine.

why did the market go up today????

>>56327869
>he doesnt understand what he's talking about
I hope you dont ever wonder why your port is red.

Sorry I haven't been here for a few days folks, I was assigned to /pol/ to post pro Israel content. I hope we're still bullish on the US stock market and Bidenomics!

>>56327874
you are familiar with the rubberband effect in racing games right? Oil jumped too high and the market couldn't short it down so they brought the rest of the market up.

>>56327820
Where do you think TMF will be in a year?

>>56327901
nah that doesn't make any sense to me

>>56327897
not needed I got this agent PRNDW

>>56327108
Every word he typed is unironic truth.

>>56327683
Haha
Cry more yid
Death to all jews
Also muslims

>>56327902
id imagine 100% at least, likely more but lets say 8+.
>>56327923
maybe in an incels dreams. the reality is most people just make money and pay their taxes cause the alternative is living in russia or mudslme countries. kek.

>>56327905
listen, I have been studying the behavior of the S and Poopee very carefully and sector rotations into energy quite frankly are not allowed. The index very carefully manages the relative size of its sector participants.

>>56327949
Get the booster. Do it for pfizer.

>>56327893
We're gonna need to borrow more, soon. Then pay more in interest as oil flies past $100.

>Saudi Arabia stands by Palestinians: Crown Prince MBS

>>56327949
>"I-INCEL!"
>goes on to not even argue with the truth in his example of "reality"
lol
lmao even

I drank the limoncello

the glowies have reached new lows if you can believe it
sending paid actors to pose as happy couples in spots that i could formerly frequent alone in peace

>>56327968
no thanks, im white and dont have any weaknesses.
>>56327969
nope, wrong again.
>>56327988
kek lmfao even right? I shill you an obvious play but you wont do it because
>muh hq in tel aviv
you pathetic racists never cease to make me laugh. pic unrelated.

>>56328037
I do it for freeeeeeeeeeeeee
but if they wana pay me ill accept a paycheck too.

>>56327949
Not doubting you, but why do you think it would pull a 100%? The long term chart does look like shit but I want to believe that it's an all time bottom

>>56327897
You were warned. >>56326721 You didn't listen. I'm going nuclear on your discord, starting with you.

>>56327093
>Women won't touch my peepee therefore society must collapse

>>56328165
Women not touching my peepee isn't sustainable for society.

Why do bears always act insane?
Why can't you guys be rational?
And why dont you understand the concept of priced in?

are we getting close to a generational opportunity for TLT LEAPS?

are we pumping tomorrow or waiting for CPI

Tomorrow, the markets will pump to new highs, and as they cross the threshold, I shall achieve enlightenment.
I will ascend to a new plane of existence.

I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing with bonds. I've just been making money off puts.

I thought you guys were smart investors. With WW3 gaurunteed we should be investing in the military industrial complex now

>>56327902
Where do you think TMF will be in a year?

>>56328214
Based.

>>56328213
Pump tomorrow right into t-bill auctions and Fed speakers, then blood red.

>>56328216
people are longing them expecting a yield collapse

OIL
I
L

>>56328234
Like long puts? How long we aiming here?

>>56328216
Bill ACKman is that you?

>>56328148
>admitting to using discord
lol, lmao.

>>56328148
I’m not on discord, because I’m not a faggot, but I’m here. Post it here, you autistic faggot.

>>56328255
First you, then the rest of your social network.

>>56328242
no, yeilds going down is bullish for the price of bonds so they are directly buying treasuries or treasury etfs STRIPS etc. I think people in general are expecting 1 more hike at most so maybe a year? I don't know the length of time people are expecting to hold their positions.

>>56328221
But anon, LMT is already 30% of my portfolio

Anyone watching DRN or have plays in mind. Looks dangerous as fuck but I know there’s a play here.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DRN/

If I have some realized losses, would it be prudent for me to realize gains by selling stuff I'm up on but buy it back immediately since I don't want to actually close the position?

>>56328282
Today was a good day for you.

>>56328287
I’d take into account tax rates. Wouldn’t hurt to a endure realized losses for when you make the big one. You can carry them forward years.

>>56328271
Is this NAFO boogeyman in the room with us right now?

Thoughts on AMZN leap calls? Safe bet?

Feeling pressured by my lack of success trading to go back to wage slavery. The fact I didn’t make any trades Friday and today when they could’ve 10x my portfolio means I’m that much closer to losing everything

>organic milk (couldn't get unpasturized, get off my dick)
>2 bananas
>a serving of ovaltine™ chocolate malt flavour
>1 cup of greek yogurt
literally beats any brotein powder, creatine mixed, semen infused concoction that /fit/ keeps pushing. best post workout shake i've ever had and it actually helps. buy XLE, and XLE call options. i WILL recoup my losses!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCynyt9z8CQ
Hopefully your Columbus day was full of valor
>>56328344
thats what you get for not shopping at the pet food store

>>56328283
A lot of companies are gonna eat shit since they have to refinance every 7 years and REITS tend to grow by taking on a ton of debt.

>>56328323
I have APPL leaps and wanna die

are stocks viable again? ive been 100% long for about a week or so. are we santa rally now?

>>56328366
Yes, bond yields peaked and are now falling. The only bobo thesis was forever increasing bond yields, that has now been debunked.

>>56328283
Peel apart the actual index: https://www.ssga.com/us/en/intermediary/etfs/funds/the-real-estate-select-sector-spdr-fund-xlre

You can use calls to approximate 3x behavior on the tickers in it that have actually eaten shit (and will recover faster). For example, there's more upside in O than DLR.

Can we all just take a step back and look at how institutions now invert public sentiment to consistently and predictably, that no one even contests it anymore?

Most pain was a chud conspiracy theory a year ago, and now no one even contests it.

>>56328372
>this retard
>this post
Down we go

>>56328361
I think it’s going to get real ugly, before it has some face melting rally. Wondering if ugly means $3, or $2 or $1. Where do I jump in.

>>56328343
This market's a toughie. Lots of folks all over are struggling. Remember: outside of FAGTMAN stocks, the S&P is only +1% on the year. Russell (i.e. most smaller stocks shilled here) is flat. And God help you if you like pennyshit, IWC is down 9%.

>>56328388
It's always been a thing with short term options trading, people who still deny it are midwits.

>>56328366
Personally I think the Fed or whoever stepped in to stop TLT's bleed last week. We crab or have slight green from here on out.

>>56328392
I was picking companies that would eat shit from higher for longer and had some good money from MPW (paperhanded that one though and was too early by a month) and made out like a bandit on ALLY puts for december that I closed near the bottom before it started rallying again.

>>56328388
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/pain-trade.asp
>>56328381
Hmm, interesting strategy. Thanks.

Nothing can stop this rally

See, they don't even know what I'm talking about. Whatever their orc overseer needs to believe, it just automatically commutes to them. The two states of knowledge are equivalent, and we wiped the part where Reddit enthusiastically, sanctimoniously astroturfed the internet with outright lies about how the market works.

I was working so I couldn't get to post this but RTX is still a piece of shit even if it was up 5%

Hmm, speaking of REITs, JOE might be hitting a buy point here very soon.

>>56328395
My two obsessions are TMF and TNA. TLT I think I understand but completely lost on the Russell. It’s never really discussed. Even if rates come off, a big if. Is it priced in and how long till it impacts the Russell. I’m down 12% after being up 30% so I hate to sell.
>>56328408
That’s some forward thinking. Well done.

>>56328431
I'm more of an O kinda guy.
In fact last week I have basically 70% of my account in O at a cost average of 55~
The rest of my account is in XOM and LMT

I think we can agree buying good REITs (not garbage maxyields) is like buying oil in 2020

>>56328431
I’m waiting for CPI before I join the markets prediction of 15% chance of a rate hike. I think the odds are still a coin flip.

>>56328430
You should try RSX. I’m expecting 98% losses on 50k.

>>56328403
Absolutely not, treasury is still dumping.

>>56328427
Shut up schitzorino, one day you’ll get tired of being weong

>>56328441
It went well but my position size was too small because I learned the lesson of risk after losing 50k to last year.

>>56328452
My O cost average is 52 :)

>>56328502
Fuck you spiderman

This thread is terrible and I was glad to be a part of it. Goodnight

Say it with me:

House Speaker Jim Jordan!

I literally have no idea what is happening in the world because of how shit the last weekly update was.

LET'S FUCKIN GO

Say it with me
Maga trannies always lose

>>56328523
Steve Scalise +100 50% Kevin Hern +600 14% Jim Jordan +800 11% Elise Stefanik +1000 9% Patrick McHenry +1400 7% Tom Emmer +1400 7% Mike Johnson +1400 7% Tom Cole +1600 6% Hakeem Jeffries +2000 5% Donald Trump +2000 5% Byran Donalds +2000 5% Jodey Arrington +3300 3%

>>56328523

>>56328536
There's the pressure point. ;^)

>>56328541
Scalise is a literal chud, he has almost no chance.

>>56328568
Shitty reverse psychology attempt.

>>56328545
Kek pressure lmao

>>56328576
Not a reverse psychology attempt, he's way too far right to get enough votes from moderate Republicans.

>>56328585
Faggot.

>>56328568
>>56328576
>>56328545
I’m not American so no idea but at 20-1 I’d take a small hail marry on Trump. If you think it’s Jordan, those are real casino odds, go 8x some money.

OPEN THE GOD DAMN MARKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I count no fewer than five different shills currently shitting up /smg/ like it's their full time job. Careful not to commit any thoughtcrimes, citizen.

>>56328616
They are probably all the same person on multiple IDs, I agree with you that the permabear doomer shills are obnoxious.

>>56328602
asia is open anon

>>56328619
I'M NOT ASIAN I'M WHITE

>>56328617
I'm talking about you.

>>56328616
Thought crimes are fine, just don’t do any actual crimes like tax or ppp fraud, kek baggot

>>56328645
Bullshit, you're here to clamp down on the speech of anyone who is critical of the regime. We live in a totalitarian state.

>>56328649
Tell me more schizo. Is the totalitarian state in the room with us right now?

>>56328656
You're doing the exact same thing that the CCP does to their people, right now.

>>56328649
Is it ok if we talk about stocks and how to make fucking money. Just once have one place, just one fucking place on this entire board that’s not pol. Can we do that?

>>56328662
Oh really. Please, do tell. Go into intricate detail.

>>56328667
NTA obviously, but politics are related to the macroeconomic landscape, commodity prices, and fiscal policy
What's good is discussing the impact of these things
What's not good is going >FUCKING JEWS AMIRITE

>>56328667
>>56328668
You're directly trying to shut down any discussion that's critical of Biden or his mismanagement of the economy. If that's not totalitarian, I don't know what is.

>>56328674
You know that these faggots go way too far into political crap and it’s because a maga tranny paid for janny rights when they used to ban faggots for political bs here. Fuck you woperino

>>56328690
(You)

>>56328688
You’re free to be a faggot all you want but you can’t continually tell lies without being called out for it and ridiculed over and over.

>>56328697
It's almost as if I don't want paid state propaganda funneled into all my personal conversations online. You're using "muh russia" as a bullshit excuse to turn this country into a totalitarian shithole.

>>56328643
How am I a shill? I'm a normal bullish investor, like the majority of market participants.

>>56328709
You can call everyone who disagrees with you or calls you a phoney sack of shit a fed, that doesn’t make it true. It just exposes you as the sack of shit that you are.

>>56328721
You're operating as a coordinated group in this thread. It's plain as day that's not organic. How scared is the regime of being held accountable that it has to micromanage public discussion this closely?

>>56328649
>>56328662
If we all report these two as off topic, think we can get him banned?

dont hide. just buy.

>>56328690
The world is shifting rapidly and politics and global policy kinda goes hand in hand with stock picking right now anon.

>>56328745
He’s a mod. I’m surprised he hasn’t banned us yet, but he knows by now I have unlimited ips.
>>56328744
Again schitz, your world isn’t reality as the markets have shown you this week time and time again

>>56328758
You are probably right but let’s confirm it. Report those 2 posts as off topic. Let’s see what happens. If your VPN you have nothing to lose.

>>56328748
I don't have any more money...

>>56328344
the idea behind protein powder was that it was an exceptionally cheap way to get your protein. obviously nowadays that isn't the case because it blew up in price like nothing else, but your drink is in no way cheap. also get rid of the ovaltine shit and just use cocoa powder

>>56328745
>>56328758
Am I a shill or a schizo or a mod? Which one is it? Get your narrative straight.

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>>56328770
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>>56328770
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>>56328770

>>56328771
As if any of those are mutually exclusive kek

>>56328619
redpill me on chink/jap markets. are they more volatile than western ones?

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Why the fuck does the market always go down in fuckin steps but moons in straight lines, seriously. And there isn't even something that explains this other than the jobsreport that could be wrong (as so often) or can be interpreted both bearish or bullish as it implies higher for longer.

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>>56326366
Whatever happened to the penny stock general? Why is it all shitcoins? I made some crazy money (think 500 to 50,000) OTC trading with callouts on there