/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56270000
Checked, wagmi!

>>56270000

>>56270000
checked
Sergey is the antichrist (and that's a good thing)

>>56270000

Checked. Sergey Nazarov = Satoshi Nakamoto. It's obvious.

tfw our anti-reddit fudding efforts in 2018 were a little bit TOO successful. Chainlink is going to come out of fucking nowhere for a lot of people. Watch those homos on Bankless listening to sergey with jaws dropped for a little taste.

>>56270145
already happening
>>56269195

every generation has their attila the hun or alexander the great

I appreciate the very organic posters bullish on link in this thread

>>56270000
Checked.
>>56270088
Witnessed
>What will this post bring to the discussion
Proof.

>>56270000
>solves the oracle problem
the oracle problem is how to verify that the data you got is valid. chainlink doesn't solve that, it only copies data around

>>56270336
Chainlink solves the incel problem by making them poor

>>56270000
Oh i remember him, he's the founder of the failed NXT shitcoin

>>56270171
can you give us the names of some of the previous few generations' then?

>>56270371
>Chainlink solves the incel problem by making them poor
They don't call them "stinky LINKies" for nothing

>>56270000
Don’t forget the fact that he was working with swift before chainlink was even a thing

>>56270000
Holy fucking shit, those digits.
It's happening isn't it?

>>56270569
Why does she have a dick?

Get propped up by SWIFT, mentored by Eric Schmidt, endorsed by the WEF, dresses like a bum but is likely one of the world's youngest billionaires, yet MSM never ever talks about him, not a single portrait in Forbes, LINK never mentioned anywhere. Makes you think.

>>56270000
checked

>>56270000
>-6.66%

>>56270599
lurk for two years

>>56270171
Then why do we talk so much about attila or Alexander if theres been 80 equivalents of each of them since theyve existed?

>>56270808
you're right anon. who would want a premined token that's been crabbing for 18 months straight? better let the institutional investors handle this one. you can fomo in later once it's clear it's a sure thing.

>>56270599
Its 2023 you nazi

>>56270000
>Who really is this man?
he's the frontman of an ancient evil

>>56270836
Hopium, the post.

>>56270000
who indeed

>>56270181
Organic
Free range
Hand crafted
Small batch
Non GMO

no who is THIS man??

>>56273795
better yet, who is THIS man

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1484839/bio/

>>56270000
Checked. We've already figured out that Sergey is Pythagoras reincarnated.

>>56273808
This whole project is globohomo. From the wizard/magician at RSA to the devil/wise old man advising to the chariot running about and setting up little candid moments.
Are we the fools? The hierophants? The hanged men? Or perhaps we are the wheel or judgment itself?

>>56273828
im literally shaking rn

>>56270000
the only thing he's done is shit on baggies and dump his garbage, I'll stay with kava kek
>verification not needed

>>56273828
i dont understand the significance of 1970. sergey was born in 1986

>>56273828
What an annoying nigger, first in middle school with his triangles and now with his cubes

>>56273962
>>56273828
wait a second. I cant find Ari Juels actual birthday but an article from 2007 said he was 37 which would be sometime in 1970

>>56273795
Smart Con based king?

>>56270021
This was made before AI, making it that much more impressive.

>>56273808
Jesus, just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder

>>56273947
Stop, linkies are gonna start shitting on you

>>56273947
I don't think anyone mentally sane will want to try that instead of link tho

>>56273828
The level of kek is exceeding the limits

>>56273808
wait, what's the relevance of this guy again?

>>56273947
>He doesn't know

>>56274106
who do you think you communicate with?

>>56274289
who do YOU think?

>>56273808
>one eye
its all so tiresome

>>56274305
this guy >>56273808

>>56270000
Checked
>Casually solves the oracle problem
Casually providing a solution looking for a problem is more accurate.

>>56274352
and what is the purpose of all this?

>>56274396
Chainlink

>>56274467
the decentralized compute platform?

>>56274559
yes

>>56274396
throwing plebs a lifeline

>>56274003
The memes coming out of biz are rapidly changing. No longer will there be a sea of homemade crudely drawn memes that are unique in their own special way, showcasing various elements of the human experience. AI has taken over a large part of the market share of meme creation, rendering memes made by humans obsolete for all but the oldfag purists.

I joined 4chins in 2019 and I could immediantly sense there was some kind of shift occuring in memes when I would go back only 1 or 2 years in the archives and see that there were a lot more original and handmade memes compared to 2019. Despite AI being in its infancy back then, memes were already starting to become standardized as a result of more advanced photo editing software being put out into the market. Now anyone could easily make memes and it is from this technological advancement that the concept of "meme templates" was born.

Anons, save all your memes from over the years. When times get tough in the future, you are going to wish you had something from the old days to look back on and reminisce. Who knows, you may even be able to earn passive income from leasing out meme NFTs kek. I know I would pay for it.

>>56274804
a lifeline consisting of buying the Chainlink utility token?

>>56270000
Checked!
He is the target for the most extreme market manipulation in the history of the world and the source of my current suffering.

>>56274968
and advanced knowledge of where things are headed

>>56275049
where are things headed?

>>56275088
Checked, usually atop the shoulders

>>56270000
A scammer.

>>56270000
>$7.40
wtf?

>>56273795
He is the lemon king. I've talked to him IRL multiple times, he is addicted to chainlink and he won't give up until given a role at CL

one of the biggest kicks i get from these threads is seeing these fud spammers desperate for (you)s and not getting any
they're just ESL background noise at this point, from brown people every bit as impotent as brown little cucks like francisco

>>56275227
this is the kind of deep insight that keeps me coming back to /biz/

>>56273795
Colonel watsapps nephew

>>56273828
My god, it’s him!

Hes the greatest conman in crypto for sure

>>56273828
Pythagoras was disgusted by fat people lmao

all your gay little rhetoric and "its good because sergey popular!" crumbles when you see the price action. no thanks buying more kava and btc. im done with this shit

>>56273947
>>56277144
Post hands jeet

Why does he wear the flannel?

nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com

The NyanCatMoney spam will continue until the marketcap improves.

Jannies have tongued my anus 179 times.

nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com

This is incredibly fun to watch you seethe for us NCM chads, why not buy a bag and turn your seethe into joy? This is a hostile take over of biz and it will not stop

Jannies have tongued my anus 227 times.

>>56273808
>>56274106
sergey's handler
look into his history with google

nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com
nyancatmoney.com
>nyancatmoney.com

This is incredibly fun to watch you seethe for us NCM chads, why not buy a bag and turn your seethe into joy? This is a hostile take over of biz and it will not stop

Jannies have tongued my anus 261 times.

>>56270000
>Appears on the scene at a perfect time
His previous project failed and he scammed people out of their money
>Casually solves the oracle problem
6 years later he still hasn't
>His tiny company gets mentioned in a book written by the great globohomo Klaus Schwab himself
aka he's pushed by jews on /biz/ to prevent the altright from profiting from the crypto ponzi
>Rapidly grows the company to 4+ billion dollars in valuation with 500+ employees
490 employees are HR women and there are 8 pajeets coding the json parsers and Ari juels playing retro games on his RSA encrypted Gameboy and Sergey who's rarely there and can be joined at the corner's McDonald's
>Shits on bridges and solves the interoperability problem
The shits on bridges is true and I saw him do that before being fingered by a crack fag.
Now that I remember it the crackfag used his fist because the finger wasn't enough for sergey so I guess he solved that interoperability problem
>Starts working with the biggest banks and global financial elite to onboard quadrillions to the
blockchain based systems
He's not working with, he gets talked down to like a slave wagie by Eric Schmidt, Klaus Schwab probably slaps him publicly
>Nobody bets an eye
I do, I've been holding since 2017, If I was in the US I'd have kicked his ass, I was going to sell in 2021 at 50$ but you niggers told me doge and shiba mooned too much so we will too eventually.

>>56270599
Uh oh chud detected

How tall is Sergey?

>>56270000
>Who really is this man?
sn=sn

>>56279082
6’7”

>>56279019
>aka he's pushed by jews on /biz/ to prevent the altright from profiting from the crypto ponzi

This is interesting. A fact that’s pretty well hidden from the general public is that Sergey is jewish. Makes sense why SBF, Mashinsky and that arbitrum guy were invited to smartcon a couple years ago, as well as explains why Sergey has that many banking connections.

Hopefully the dumps and POCs are not SBF-tier antics

>>56279257
Sergey is definitely not a Jew.

He's literally known as the Kike Killer by his close friends.

>>56279502
He is

>>56279502
>>56280201
Proof to either claim?

Who's feeling comfy lads?

>>56273808
wow

>>56270336
the oracle problem is how to avoid re-centralization when you need external data. the veracity of that data is a different problem entirely.

>>56270103
Cryptamail scammers do not resemble Satoshi

>>56278949
God damn. Is he to Sergey what Harley Pasternak was to Ye? I hope Sergey doesn't one day go off script and the disappear for six months only to reappear with a bleach blonde buzz cut.