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Live stream starting in 12 minutes
not sure i care
it's already dumping
Any resteams? I never registered and am too lazy to do so
which stage we watching
>>56255280If the price doesn't move I don't see how it will be any different from last smartcon. We all know where it's ultimately attempting to go, what's the point in these hype events when there's still so far to go?
>>56255301End stage
>>56255307get good infolook at that schimdt-sergey talk last year. just sat there and said "congrats, you saw this all before anyone else and won"
i'm watching picasso stage for now
>>56255301I'm watching Dali
>>56255301Think I'll watch Dali stage talk
pretty great that they are livestreaming the whole thing, well done linkies
IT'S STARTING
>first speaker>boring, nervous turkwhew
>>56255337Picasso and Miro stages are more interesting in that order
>>56255280Are you serious?
this is a fucking disaster holy shit all the seats are empty
Hmmm
picassoboys
chad tip, get the playlist file from network tab in browser and cast it to tv with vlc, just open stream in vlc and set renderer under playback
okay the new chainlink feature is called "data streams", same logo as the logo in the top left of that chainlink image todayhttps://twitter.com/linkianapolis/status/1708738705241084155i guess that's their name for pull based oracles
>>56255374I don't think Chad is watching Smartcon desu
>>56255379no but you can be a relative chad
>>56255377was just about to post this QR code goes to https://chain.link/data-streamshigh frequency chainlink here we come
whoopee
>>56255280where can i watch?
>>56255404smartcon.chain.link
WHY IS IT SO EMPTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>56255410its a highly technical talk and fucking 9:20 in the morning local time
Is there a link I can click or did you have to register like a bunch of lame nerds?
>>56255410>three talks going on at the same time>technobabble>early sessions>all livestreamed and available to rewatch right awayetc.In-person was sold out, relax.
>>56255415>>56255421sorry I'm just being a retard. it's good so far, I like the live streaming this year.
>>56255429its ok fren
>>56255410We are so early linkbros
I don't really care for anything except the important things
>>56255445BasedI've got a similar setup
>>56255444checked, ari speaks in 30 minutes, then some guy speaks at 11am about vrf, then some google guy speaks at 1pm, then eric and sergey fireside at 2:45pm and finally sergey speech at 5:30pm
>>56255455cleaned up a bit
>>56255460pleasure for you to change to mumbai time dear,
>>56255495Its european time, where the smartcon takes place.
>>56255280>2023>8 dollarswow i feel so inclusive link marines
>>56255521what the actual fuck are burgers doing
>>56255538europoor cope
I hope these live streams will be uploaded onto Youtube later
>>56255555checked and yes ofc they will be
>>56255483glad to see chet hanks at smartcon this year
some great music at the gaudi stage waiting room
>>56255583Laying in bed jamming this one
Main stage looks sick
Gaudi stage starting
Ari Hype
A-RIA-RIA-RIJUUUUEELLLLLSSSSS
good morning
ARI JUELS
PROF has been talked about recently, right?
insider here. ari is on a double dose of adrenochrome today.
FSSbros, it's over...
how do I watch this shit
>>56255633Ari was a fudder this whole time
>>56255631he needs more, his hair is greying
>>56255628https://youtu.be/Xq7oWtiwWII?si=QQe3aJFp1HvXKzcT&t=1324Found it
what a weird slide
What?? No mask??
>>56255660bullish on Ari immunity level
But now were does the episoln dollar come from?
ari letting francisco gonzalez know that he has a fucking sword
>>56255687I think people pay an extra fee to go into the bundle
Dont fuck with Ari
>>56255409I ain't registering for this shit.
I can hear Ari's saliva. Fuck this I'm selling
what the fuck so FSS never worked in the first place? i remember this board being so bullish about how FSS was going to be implemented into arbitrum
>>56255692hmmm, but then that has to be cumulative more than the MEV, so how does the end user save money?
>>56255697this is bothering me as well. based fellow Misophonia haver
>>56255697kek
>>56255703iirc one proposal is to modify the protocol so that a certain amount of blockspace is supposed to be reserved for the bundle, the block producer can then choose to take it or not (and why wouldn't they, if it offers a nonzero reward)
MEV mafia BTFO by the Professor
>>56255697yeah hes autistic, please understand
also was there an opening ceremony, any basedcringe drumming?
Wait so FSS can only work if we bribe the MEV mafia?
Mev mafia has to use prof, bullish
>>56255726Sadly, no.
>>5625572599% less
>>56255725it's bribing the validators, sounds like it's much cheaper than getting sandwich fucked
>>56255725>wait so minng can only work if we bribe the miners?
so FSS fails because validators make money off MEV so they just don't validate FSS blocks, but they will validate PROF blocks because they get paid $1 extra?
>>56255703>hmmm, but then that has to be cumulative more than the MEV, so how does the end user save money?would you rather>pay 0,10$ extra for the guaranteed safe transactionor >get front runned
>>56255725No they need to bribe Ed Felten into installing prof on arbitrum. By offering him a reward it aligns incentives. Since Ed Felten has sold out to VCs before offering him another financial incentive to behave in a certain way is likely to work
>>56255725Lol shut the fuck up you retard
>>56255712>>56255741OKay, sowe bribe the validator directly more than the MEV mafia would, because the MEV mafia takes a cut for themselves and PROF does not. Am i on the right track?
>>56255739Basically that, it's a compromise. Be interesting to see if they accept PROF blocks with the increased fees. I'm guessing the fees will scale to be competitive against MEV (must be a sweet spot), so kind of more equal / distributed MEV in my view.
>briefly flashes the qr code and url to his old blog posthe thinks 2 seconds is all that his fellow autistic cyborgs need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNa3eTJrVF8Nasdaq Tradetalks is covering Smartcon. Currently talking about some big partnership between Microsoft and Chainlink or something.
>>56255760yeah somehow i doubt it'll be $1 but who knows
>>56255752you actually subtract what the MEV mafia can extract and give the validator a small portfion of it directlyalice can either pay the mev mafia $1 or the validator $0.01
all transactions will eventually use PROF/FFS, once again chainlink is in everything, link is so obviously a top 3 token (should be #1 really)
>>56255752collectively, all bribes would need to be higher than potential profits of a sandwich attack. I don't see this working for every block, but I'm also a moron, so idk
chin chang is DTF
>>56255764not working for me, what's the microsoft stuff
>>56255781
>>56255764>Jill Malendrino literally has steam billowing out of her ears based
>>56255782Try refreshing, looks like they might be live streaming these individually. VOD is up for me
>>56255782it's about Space and Time (BUILD project), they have a fireside chat with Microsoft tomorrow on Smartcon
What is the presentation you should not miss today? Keynote or Eric Schmidt talk?
>>56255800both but keynote will have any big news
>>56255800I'm looking forward to the Chainlink Product Keynote by Kemal
>>56255280Go write another article, Vitalik, you malnourished little bitch
The Rise of Anons>Gaudí Stage>Hear from Dovey Wan, Founder of Primitive Ventures as she discusses how the rise of anonymous founders, researchers, and investigators is not just inevitable but also essential to digital liberty. We want to bring back the cypherpunk spirit of founding and funding next-generation high-impact initiatives.
Simple going to connect to CCIP...
>>56255825hilarious and ironic considering chainlink have done everything in their power to take anon out of the picture >multiple employees bumping dozens of LINK threads whenever a comment outside their controlled narrative drops >create deranged FUD characters on Twitter to give a voice to those disenfranchised by the price and the chart >cancel chainlinktonight replace with chainlinktoday >cancel community streams. replace with faceless corporate streams>shamelessly and inorganically engage with the community but 90% of posters are actually just avocados or employees>majority of threads read like open ai bots arguing with each other sad it had to end like this
>>56255855it's just some dumbass ventures company paying to have someone waffle on at the event for 20 minutes
>>56255855methinks you're wrong, baboon!
chris barret has proud cuck energy
>>56255855strong mental illness vibes
this smartcon thing is big fat nothingburger. sorry but i'm selling
>no longer have to pay LINK for VRF services can now pay with native token like ETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>56255824Low latency oracles?
>VRF v2.5 enables native token billing, i.e. if you're on Ethereum you can pay in EthereumWhat did Chainlink labs mean by this
>>56255824Where did you get this? OwO
>>56255879чтo этo?
>>56255879seems like most Chainlink-services will not only accept LINK, but other tokens. It's probably good though, the friction of using Chainlink services becomes lower, meaning more node income, more network revenue, higher yields for nodes and nodes have more desire to acquire and stake LINK
>>56255886paндoмныe чиceлки гeнepит пo зaпpocy
>>56255874>>56255879I love how this shit still confuses /biz/I swear the average IQ here is like 80
>>56255879Betrayed again
>>56255892my IQ is 70 thank you very much
>>56255888>chainlink token not needed>uhhh... this is actually bullish for chainlink!
why did patrick collins leave chainlink again? pic unrelated
>>56255892ccip has a 10% premium on non link payments the other products perhabs not.
>>56255892The code in the picture does no actual swapping at all>>56255903The token is actually needed for nodes to get access to the networks revenue, doesnt matter what the currency the revenue is in
>>56255892basedso some extra fees due to said convertion everytime
Alison,. hnnnnnggggg
alright time for a poop break
>>56255918forgot pic
>>56255918>>56255921kek
she cute
patrick on 2nd stage btw
Fuck I forgot.. when staking 0.2?
>>56255917there's a non-zero chance that you can fuck her at a yacht party in the future
>>56255929thanks, I prefer Patrick to AI doomerism
>>56255910>The code in the picture does no actual swapping at allI didn't intend to post the entire "swapping" code.>The token is actually needed for nodes to get access to the networks revenue, doesnt matter what the currency the revenue is inNo, the token is literally needed to post data on-chain (at the same time as the payment)
>>56255904Sergey caught him seething in the comments too many times and fired his ass
>>56255890гдe cepгeй? oн бyдeт гoвopить ceгoдня?
>>56255946>I didn't intend to post the entire "swapping" code.Point remains, there is no swapping.>No, the token is literally needed to post data on-chain (at the same time as the payment)This makes no sense. What chain accepts LINK instead of their native token for tx fees?
>>56255954>oн бyдeт гoвopить ceгoдня?
>>56255955>there is no swappingExcept of course there is.>transfer&call makes no sense!lol>What chain accepts LINK instead of their native token for tx fees?Imagine not knowing the difference between gas fees and node fees.Fucking amazing.
>>56255956cпacибo бoльшoe
im impressed by allison duettmann she's really smart and kewl and i bet her pussy is super tight
>>56255964>Except of course there is.https://github.com/smartcontractkit/ccip/blob/cfba8585d14d3c4418e263c867a4f340fefa1ded/contracts/src/v0.8/ccip/PriceRegistry.sol#L120-L135Are you retarded?>Imagine not knowing the difference between gas fees and node fees.The node fees will be paid in any accepted currency, fucking idiot.
>>56255971>Are you retarded?>The node fees will be paid in any accepted currencyChainlink nodes literally cannot be paid in anything but Link tokens.The entire system for node payment and data delivery relies on transfer&call.
>>56255875Certainly seems like it
>>56255964>>56255971Even in the inteface the convertTokenAmount function is LITERALLY marked with view which in Solidity means that it does NO state changes (ie. swapping is impossible).>>56255977>Chainlink nodes literally cannot be paid in anything but Link tokens.They why does the fucking code allow you to pay in any other feeToken?
>>56255555Quints of 5, gigachecked. Now someone needs to hack a big channel and stream it there.
>>56255956>>56255966There's another announcement by Sergey by himself in 5 hours
tfw no qt CEO bigbrain Allison gf sugarmamma
>>56255983You're obviously not looking right, are you?
>>56255999Checked, show me the code then
Steve Ellis is next in a couple minutes
>>56256005read the release blog retard, rather than taking up space in the thread, autoconversion isn't live yet
>>56255886>>56255890Based blyat-language speakers
roadmap discussion for data feeds talk just started, looks pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjFvYwinsksBen is based230 engineers 10 teamsthey build data streams in less than a year.want data? pay in link now.data feeds were the free candy now you pay for instant data.
>>56255410Joevarida...
Kemal going to announce some exciting new products apparently
>>56256005They're working on it.Right now the conversion uses a provisional system. Which is part of the reason why mainnet CCIP is still so restricted.You're combing through code but you're not reading the basic English in the main announcements.You're an idiot with no clue what the fuck you're doing.
dy-no-miiite
>>56256042>>56256035data streams aka low latency oracles
POOLS CLOSED
>$4-16 trillion by 2030
>>56256057i bet Ghando is kemal's boyfriend
steve ellis about to pop off on the gaudí
>>56256062the data feeds presentation was the most interesting one so far desu
>Lot's of annauncments coming out today
>>562560626 more years.
steve wearing a 777 shirt btw lmao
>>56255888Seems like cope. Would be fine if tokens were converted to link by buying them on open market. But in this scenario it's just users buying eth to pay for link services, and nodes selling uncirculating link, double dip
it's annoying having to switch fucking stages to find the good ones, i'd be pissed if i was at the event in person
Is Dahlia going to tell us why she's working on consensus. Shit has been eating me up for over a year.
>>56256077Some pretty blessed digits you have there yourself, friend.
>>56256079if they did this with one stage it would take 5-8 days
>>56255855anon you're not a schizo this is happening no matter what the advocates tell you
is there a link someplace to the rust client
>>56256092they should put the important ones on the main stage and have the fluff on the side stages.pic related was good and it played while some thot was talking about "what if AI and crypto" on the main stage
im a burger who just got up. What did i miss?
>>56256080babka bro
based Steve shitting on Pyth
Steve ellis has a stim problem. maybe adderal but idk man
>>56256142for sure a lot of hard working people are in the same boat these days.
>>56256106not much really, it's still fairly early
MIC BROKE MIC BROKE
we're back
>>56256154sorry I plugged it back in
>>56256149they say you have to do this shit to be competitive.
DEAD AIRHOW DO I DRIVE THE TRENDS?!?!
>>56256142maybe hes just nervous?>>56256149you mean they need stimulants to keep up?
shoutout to the chainlink tech team
>production money spent on big macssorry bros i just sold my whole stack
>>56256157kek
they better upload these to the chainlink channel i missed so much already fuck
do not watch Picasso Stage. some sort of satanic art ritual happening
>>56256162fuck no, hes tweaking on stage man
>>56256169it wouldn't be an NWO conference without a ritual like that
>>56256169
can't find the Krypton Labs/Michael Nowotny talk in the schedule, anyone knows?
Are we the Anons in the next talk or is it twitterfags?
oh shit rise of anons happening now in gaudi
what is this
My waifu! Dibs!
>4chan reached out
what the fuck is she doing she just said 4-Chan
>>56256205>>56256206She did say that right?
>>56256206her whole panel doesnt make sense. Anon but posts her name and info and shills her resume.
>>56256206>>56256210she wanted to say Fortune obviously, as in fortune.com
>like>like>likeLearn to speak ffs
>>56256219like soso sothe sosoif sothen so
i dont think she has what it takes to be an anon
>>56256226and so
>>56256226Holy shit i can't comprehend what she's saying
She cute though
the developer speedrun is uhhh
there is so much fucking information to process and it's only been 3 hours. holy shit bros
>>56255280Im at work, still got 3 hours left. What have I missed?
>>56256237>tfw late 30'si just wanna fuck all these cute 20's somethings man. i never was attracted to them before
is the number of stickers on one's laptop correlated to IQ?
>>56256228Sergey out here curing my yellow fever, he really is a saviour
>>56256232Live transcript:and then and sosooouhso likelike like and soand soso ifso ifandso likeand likelikeand thenand soand because i thinklikeand sothis likelikeand soand thenand so if you and soand then so
>>56256249thanks anon, now i understand perfectly
>>56256249>*snorts*
what the fuck did i just wake up to. what is the point of this anon talk holy shit
AND THEN LIKE ALSO
Patrick is so autistic lmao
>>56256238kino autism showdown kek
did they remove the allen day presentation from the schedule?
>>56256256holy shit these guys are so much better than that anon speech
>>56256255is he really autistic? I missed something
>>56255374based, techchad tips
>>56256260I think they must have
patrick is a stud. Would suck his dick 9/10
What is this fucking bullshit?
>>56256288"ventures" almost always means dog shit
meanwhile in The Rise of Anons:>like like like Oppenheimer like like like then like like then like um like then like
also primitive ventures doesn't mention chainlink in their portfolio section on their site kek
>>56256292would
I was promised break dancing!
seems like theres a lot of nontent for the next hour
>>56256077digits>>56256306kek
>>56256306you will be getting a federally-protected right to a job instead
check out this faggot
>>56256169???
why is charles shitting on everyone
>>56256333im guessing they had to put this cocksucker on to appease some pozzed regulator
>>56256317kek this Rohan Gay guy is a fucking faggot>PoW = bad>government good
i dont like this guy
What a faggot
>sex market, like banancetopkek
>No industrial rhythm :(
>too much dialogueDoes anyone have a tldr of anything important being said?
>>56256361proof of work bad, Sam Bankman-fried and FTX = all cryptocurrency, proof of stake is still not pozzed enough, government is great and almighty and should be respected
this faggot is making me like binance
i doubt chainlink even had a choice about letting this guy speak on the main stage for 30 minutes, they got told they have to put him on or else.
>no appetite to switch to hard money>1930s onwards we have lived in the best monetary system of all time, so please be thankful for what you have>reject hard money and accept soft money
>>56256371he was paid to be here. I also don't think you guys are listening to what he's actually saying
>>56256368damn, I guess this event is a nothingburger
>>56256375my brain filters out liberal faggots pretty effectively so you're right
Why is he so fucking angry?
>>56256371100%>>56256381based and healthy
>>56256377not at all, it's all been intriguing at the very least. this is very interesting that this guy was invited. I actually like it because I'm not sure how many people online and in the audience are sitting back and saying "yeah I agree with this guy, I love the government and central bankers".
wait i thought ecash was a shitty fork of a fork of bitcoin cash
>>56256392agreed
>>56256393he's referencing the ecash act, not ecash the OG paper. just a little bit of rewriting history, nothing to be alarmed about
>>56256392what about anything he has said has led you to believe he is pro government and pro banker
yeah they tried to use avalanche protocol in their btc fork but i'm pretty sure they fucking failed>>56256398oh well he can fuck off then
CAN THEY GET RID OF THIS GUY HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
im gonna say the N word
consensys live on miro stage
MUH RACIAL JUSTICENIGGERS
NIGGER
How long until sergey? And how long until eric? I am working bros. Help an anon out.
what this guy says would make more sense if Bitcoin didn't exist
>>56255301i'll watch the chart and let you know when it dumps
>>56256421sergey is a faggot stringing anon along
>>56256422BTC is a failure, noone has an answer for the long term security budget. Everything he is saying is 100% on point.
>>56256421Eric and Sergey on in an hour and a half
>>56256421sergey is in ~1.5 hours and then again in about 4 hours
yo guys where are you watching? i cant find a stream on youtube or twitch.
>>56256434smartcon.chain.link
I like his anger but wtf was that joke
>>56256438Sign in link is invalidYour sign in attempt is invalid, make sure you: Are registered for the event. Use the latest sign in link. Use the sign in link with the same device and browser you requested it with.
>buy cash
>>56256440>in the way that the vaccine shouldDamn he saw my post and decided fuck that anon
knowledge of chainlink displayed: ZEROthings mentioned:>sex workers>racial justice>democrat>republican
i hope this mother fucking COMMIE gets a pickaxe to the brain stem khmer rouge style
>help us create a proof of concepti see this guy's confidence was well warranted
EMPTY ROOM HOLY SHIT
>>56256431uhuh
>>56256464I was only listening to the audio, main stage room was empty? if so mega kek
Whats for lunch anons
>>56256468in the final seconds the camera panned back and there was like one person and a hundred empty chairs. I can feel my blood pressure returning to normal. Next up : Nate Holiday of Space and Time in 30 mins
>>56256491
so the biggest improvement from a user perspective so far is that you don't have to buy link anymore to use vrf, right?
>>56256461I guess it was an impassioned plea
Did they remove the Allen Day (google) presentation?
What a flop
How long til lunch ends? Expecting a big afternoon
>>5625655620 more min
so data streams offers mev protection and "decentralized execution" - if this really is a gasless gateway where nodes act as an account abstraction and bundler endpoint, I will be beside myself
So glad I slept through all of this waste of time shit, not even $8?? I’ll be working til I’m 70, thanks Serg
>>56256077nice digits. anyone recognize the shirt?
NEW BREAD >>56256622NEW BREAD >>56256622NEW BREAD >>56256622NEW BREAD >>56256622
>>56256043Does this mean a shit load of payments paid in alternative assets are still sitting in maintenance pools waiting to be converted and would mint show up yet on dashboards like Dune that are tracking the revenue activity?
>>56256624Terrible OP image
>>56256079Have you ever been outside/to a conference? You don’t want to make people sit through talks they don’t care about. This model allows people to pick and choose what they find interesting. Plus, you get bathroom breaks and there’s food and booths etc. typically laid out along the interior halls.
>>56256432>>56256433Guess ill watch the replay tomorrow. Thanks anon
>>56256245No inversely correlated with age