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dropped out of business school because I realized my professor was a clueless moron who never even ran a business, literally got kicked out of one of his classes when i shouted "why the fuck are we taking advice from a guy who never even ran a fucking business??"

I want to start a consulting firm that helps start-up A.I companies get off the ground. Problem is my parents won't give me any money to do it, they are even pissed that their education trust went to waste because I dropped out of school, which makes me upset because I never asked for that shit. They said they'll only give me money to go back to school but I told them I didn't even get pussy in school anyway.

I was part of Hustler U before it was shut down, the biggest lesson I picked up was that you can't get rick saving on a 9-5 job like a slave, you need to start a business. What better business than A.I and consulting? I basically get paid to bullshit people.

>> No.56246934

oh boy sounds like you're ready to contribute value to society

>> No.56246971
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56246971

>>56246921
teach us business, Op

>> No.56246977

>>56246934
He will learn the hard way, they all do

>> No.56246989

>>56246977
Learn to stop being a slave to your goldberg.

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>>56246989
ah yes, I see, stop being a slave to Jews. that's a great lesson, professor. anything else for our first day of class or is that it?

>> No.56247033

>>56247015
GET RICH

>> No.56247050

>hustler uni
>all he learnt was that you can't get rich from a 9-5
Wow wasn't that shit like..not cheap?

>> No.56247063

>>56246921
Sounds like your best option rn is to learn a trade and make money doing that.

>> No.56247068

>>56247050
Learn to budget, learn to network, spending $55 a month for 3 months on a GOOD school is 100% worth it... college degrees are 150k

>> No.56247073

>>56247063
Or you could learn to stop being peasant minded and actually start a fucking business and make some real cash. I'm talking A.I consulting, I'm talking digital marketing teams, I'm talking shit like that, not being a fucking loser with plumber butt like a fucking loser.

>> No.56247085

>>56246921
take your parents advice and go back to school. you dont need to take it serious, but staying around young, energertic, cluelessly optimistic people really help with your mental mind. the real life is cruel and full of bastards.
also it gets you on your parents good side and from there you can ask for some investment fund

>Hustler U was shut down
qrd? tate got hit that hard?

>> No.56247104

>>56247085
>just spend 4 years in living hell with the most cynical and paranoid nasty people on earth so you can have a good life when you graduate.

Literally for morons, why spend 4 years in hell when you can go to work right away?

>> No.56247107

>>56246921
>I didn't even get pussy in school
can't imagine you'll do much better as an entrepreneur

>> No.56247110

>>56247107
Why? Only the dumb 75 IQ jocks got pussy really... you think Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Elon Balding Musk, and Sergey Brin were getting laid?

>> No.56247115

>>56247104
what is up with your aggression? you act like an annoying nigger whose bananas someone stole this morning

>> No.56247120

>>56247115
Because what you said was the opposite of reality. In the workworld, everybody is happy and optomistic, why? Because they're not worried about homelessness.

When you're in college, every single day you have to fear homeless... "will i get a job, or i will i be one of the unemployed ones".... that's on your mind everyday. It's only when you have a job do you know the paycheck is coming in and you can begin building a wealth cushion

>> No.56247130

>>56246921
You some AI coder? Cathy Wood creams herself over GPT. Maybe she'll fund your grift. You want to leech funding and take the piece of shit public, sell your shares two days after IPO and fuck off to Ibeza

>> No.56247132

>>56247120
Man… you sound like such a loser… like actually behind the larp lol

>> No.56247182

>>56247132
Lmao, you're the only loser here. You never went to an ivy league school at all, i don't give a fuck if you never dropped out.

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>>56246921
>literally got kicked out of one of his classes when i shouted "why the fuck are we taking advice from a guy who never even ran a fucking business??"
>I didn't even get pussy in school anyway.
>t. aspiring consultant

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>>56247120
>Because what you said was the opposite of reality. In the workworld, everybody is happy and optomistic, why? Because they're not worried about homelessness.
>When you're in college, every single day you have to fear homeless... "will i get a job, or i will i be one of the unemployed ones".... that's on your mind everyday. It's only when you have a job do you know the paycheck is coming in and you can begin building a wealth cushion

>> No.56247318

>>56246921
Ok, pretend I'm a prospective client. Pitch me your services. What do you offer with your AI consulting biz? Why should I pay for your advice?

>> No.56248544

>>56247120
>"will i get a job, or i will i be one of the unemployed ones".... that's on your mind everyday
So you decided to skip straight to being unemployed? Kek.

>>56247318
>Uh... use chatgpt for everything bro!

>> No.56248685

>>56246921
>dropped out of business school because I realized my professor was a clueless moron
sand you're a genius for leaving a degree on the table

>> No.56248901

>>56246921
Based retard turd wrangler

>> No.56248927

OP has no business plan, no go-to-market strategy. He probably doesn't even know what TAM SAM SOM is. How will you demand test? What is your actual offering, besides telling them "Just use ChatGPT?" What is your customer acquisition strategy?

>> No.56249017

>>56246921
>spoiled kid gets money to attend university but drops out and buys into the Andrew Tate Hype
I would call it trolling but I've known too many people to buy into this shit.

>parents offering money to go back to school
Anon, swallow your pride, go back to school, major in business and run your hustle (hint: get to revenue as soon as possible). Use your connections from B-school to hire managers and lackeys as your business finds legs. GOOD LUCK

>> No.56249027

>>56248927
useless academic derived nomenclature is exactly what op is complaining about
knowing about all that is pointless in trying to start a consulting business, those graphs and such are completely made up and put in pitch decks precisely to shill to mba midwits that think their education actually matters
he does consulting measuring addressable market is not possible so attempting to quantify it in some arcane way is a waste of your time as in this case its realistically either 0 or every mid sized and larger company in the world

now customer acquisition is the only thing you can asked him that needs a workable answer without op giving away his angle as he isnt gonna give you his actual pitch offer

and before you reeee saying op will never amount to anything do you have any idea how many basement neets here build out massively profitable meme consultancies over the past few years

>> No.56249037

>>56246921
if you wanna go entrepeneur know there are no safeties for you and you need a solid plan, asking for advice here isnt a plan tho
also not a burger what is an education trust, were your parents really dumb enough to lock away their money to the sole purpose of being grifted by a university

>> No.56249061

>>56249027
TAM SAM SOM is a large factor how you decide which niche to pursue. Calling market analysis useless academic nomenclature is excessively reductive. If a consultancy founder tries to go broad with something like "I do AI Consulting" without any proof of capabilities they will fail to acquire customers. Thus, choosing a niche which gives them the best shot is the best choice.

>> No.56249078

>>56246921
The tech startup field is pretty saturated. Since you don't have much experience or capital, it'll be a hard sell. I think a good strategy would be to find a software engineer and either pay or partner with them to do some custom software/API/consulting for smaller businesses. In the mean time, you should be seriously analyzes the operations of these companies and learning about the accounting, finance, and legal environment. You don't need to be a data scientist or software engineer yourself, but you'll definitely want to understand the jargon and how everything fits together so you know what can and can't be done. Broad exposure to small tech companies will help you a lot, and from there you'll be able to pivot towards AI.

Since you're on 4chan, you can probably use your exposure to the people who post here to your advantage. Sell a business in a box to autistic /g/ types who don't know a thing about running a business. You'll hire an attorney, bookkeeper, form the LLC, etc, and they do the real work and just call you up when they need something. Use the appeal to average tech workers who want to start a company as part of your marketing, joke about MBA's need not apply. Many normies and techies are utterly clueless when it comes to business, so you stand to offer them real value.

>> No.56249113

>>56249061
that sounds nice in practice but in reality its impossible to quantify, this is the reason i shit on academia
what op whats to do is shill companies something they dont even know they need, completely analogue to companies needing a website or a mobile solution or hell even a facebook page back in the day
niche dont matter yet at this point

or convince me otherwise that one here can do a realistic approach to any of these
but then i am basically asking you to lay the groundwork to start it yourself

>> No.56249228

>>56249078
Real and based NSYHDJ
>two time founder, 1 exit

>> No.56249298

>>56249027
They have? What's the process then? Just go to Linkedin and larp as an top A.I. consultant to mega corps with more funds than brains? Maybe do in house training for them?

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>>56246921
>call business prof a clueless moron because he never ran a business
>OP also never ran a business, but also he has no idea about rules of the game or laws
>My parents won't give me money! reeeee
>Hustler U
>AI consulting, no experience or real knowledge of AI and its capabilities
My sides have left the galaxy

>> No.56249422

>>56249298
as a consultant you barely have to be competent in your field, the biggest and most profitable grift is selling the new thing to boomers in high management who are by definition completely clueless, again just look to the recent past and all the coders who hustled after hours installing the first email service to local office of big thingie or building the first mobile solution
now with that said op picking ai was perhaps the worst choice as that field is quickly saturated, he is infinitely behind on state of the art and it requires the most technical knowhow

here is a freebee since i am feeling generous, if you want to escape the cagie and your stack will not get you there or you need a hobby, right now it the absolute perfect time to start your next business as a web 3.0 consultant
every fren that posted here in the past few years is pretty much cll tier in technical proficiency, everybody will need their service and normies are completely and utterly clueless, for case in point view the latest bankless interview on how ridiculously behind they are
so start reading up on all link technical docs, start contacting bangladeshi callcentres to handle all your graphical needs and start building your pitch decks and presentations right now, the beauty of this is you dont need leet code skills you will just be implementing perfectly documented cll kits into companies and explaining the rough basics to boomers
this grift works because the adoption will be much faster than people will be trained on the new paradigm, but no really repackaging this place in boomer speak will melt their brains and they will think you are a genius

the only difficulty is in getting your first batch of clients, to which to best approach is leveraging your preexisting irl network and then bootstrap from the first contacts outward
so if you have been a corporate wagie first this is easier, op chose the very hard difficulty setting in spurning conventional society from the getgo there

>> No.56249432

>>56249347
what he did learn from Hustler U is tat you wont get rich with a 9-5 though.

from a man who literally got his business shut down, put in jail, and is universally reviled in the normal world.

yeah...thats they guy to take business advice from.

lmao

>> No.56249503

>>56249422
>normies are completely and utterly clueless
I give you that point. If you are "above average" IQ or better, it's easy to keep forgetting that real world is a lot dumber than what one might realize.

>> No.56249615

>>56249503
its not about iq even fren, some of those corpo management boomers are pretty smart
its just that big corpos by the very nature select for a specific confirming to orthodoxy type of person
in short the successful corporate climber isnt the same one to research the state of the art in potential disruptors in his free time
so its more about not keeping up and recognizing the next paradigm shift as being too stupid to understand it, for if it were the second you couldnt grift your consultancy scam to them
the trick is educating yourself beforehand on the next thing and then when the next thing becomes socially acceptable to explain its workings to other smart people that are clueless in knowledge not intellect

>> No.56250017

>>56246921
I'm into it. the current boilerplate process is pretty straight forward but pushing the frontier would be tricky.

>> No.56250036

>>56249037
>also not a burger what is an education trust, were your parents really dumb enough to lock away their money to the sole purpose of being grifted by a university

Any parent that is not stupid does that... when you do that, the government pays for 50% of it. They give you free money for your kids education

>> No.56250048

>>56249432
Learn to stop trusting MSM.

Andrew Tate bangs 10s while these "business leaders" in the matrix are fucking 5's

>> No.56250053

>>56246921
>"why the fuck are we taking advice from a guy who never even ran a fucking business??"
You should start a trend on twitter, but for every teacher "Why the fuck are we taking advice from a woman who never even had a fucking job in the industry?"

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56250054

When I read the title I thought you were using an AI to give consulting advice, but apparently you're such a retard that you'd rather do actual work for a worse payoff. Clearly you're a retarded degenerate zoomer. Why not just rope?

>> No.56250074

>>56249432
>wont get rich with a 9-5 though.

You can make the cash necessary to become rich.

>> No.56250077

>>56246921
You don't need money to start a consulting business, that's a service not a good.
Ho back to college, network and get a diploma, it still carry a bit of prestige and it's fun to be in college.

Having a 9-5 is a good way to get money that you can then invest while still living with your parents

>> No.56250098

>>56250054
You can't just get A.I to do the work, then you have no competitive advantage, you're incredibly retarded my man, I hope your mom gets cancer lol.

>>56250077
>You don't need money to start a consulting business, that's a service not a good.

I need to rent a place to run the business, get a secretary, accountant, lawyer, etc.

>Ho back to college, network and get a diploma, it still carry a bit of prestige and it's fun to be in college.

College is just four years of HELL ON EARTH.

>Having a 9-5 is a good way to get money that you can then invest while still living with your parents

It's better than college I'll give you that.

>> No.56250112

>>56250098
Why would I take advice from someone who has never run a business?

>> No.56250124

>>56246921
do you just recycle threads from months ago lil bro?

>> No.56250228

>>56250098
>I need to rent a place to run the business, get a secretary, accountant, lawyer, etc.
All of these are wrong. You don't need any of these things. You need a product/service and a customer.

>> No.56250238

>>56250098
>I need to rent a place to run the business, get a secretary, accountant, lawyer, etc.
You don't if it's a consulting business, you just need a website and a phone number, if even that.

>College is just four years of HELL ON EARTH
It's what you make of it

>> No.56250247

>>56250238
How is college not hell

>stress about homelessness 24/7
>no respect because you have no money

>> No.56250471

>>56250247
I lived with my parents and knew they wouldn't throw me out and teachers respected me because I was a clever boy.

I don't see why you would stress about being homeless while in college, if anything homelessness is more likely without a college education

>> No.56250757

>>56250098
If you think college is hell of on earth, then being a consultant and having to learn your customer's needs and wants would be doubly so.

>need to rent a place, hire secretary, lawyer, accountant
You only need an accountant. You are putting the horse in front of the cart. Most tech consultants run their business from their couches, literally. An office, a secretary, and employees are the consequence of business having a product/service not the other way around.
If you don't wanna go back to college, then you will need to learn how to run a business on your own.

>> No.56250895

>>56250471
>I don't see why you would stress about being homeless while in college, if anything homelessness is more likely without a college education

Because not a single place would take me as an intern or hire me, not a single one

>>56250757
You need to learn more about the world.

Learn how horrible college is before talking.

>> No.56250944

>>56250895
>Because not a single place would take me as an intern or hire me, not a single one
Maybe get a good diploma then?

>> No.56251003

>>56250944
Columbia Business School isn't good??? LMAO

>> No.56251198

>>56250098
>I need to rent a place to run the business, get a secretary, accountant, lawyer, etc.
now this is completely delusional especially the secretary
but please explain in your own words why you think you would need a secretary

i retract my previous comments, op this business is not for you accept that now or do so later after wasting a lot more money and time

>> No.56251208

>>56251198
>but please explain in your own words why you think you would need a secretary

Think about it, imagine having a 10/10 who sits at the front desk, bringing you coffee whenever you want, you can slap her ass if you want, etc....

It makes your business look way better to investors or clients if they see a 10/10 rather than some hog.

>> No.56251240

>>56251208
and just when i thought it couldnt get any worse and maybe anon be starting some self reflection he goes ahead and posts this
anon you are positively ngmi and you are your own worst enemy
it shall however take you many many years to accept this realization on your own

>> No.56251455

>>56246921
With previous bubbles, the participation was not limited to a specific set of the population. But to profit/grift the AI bubble, you need at least a university level course in statistics to participate. The next tech bubble will have an even higher entry fee, so this is your last chance OP. You need to make it in this cycle or you’ll be forever paying some brown con artists expensive car.

>> No.56251504

>>56247068
No they are not

Community college (paid for 2 years getting 2x pell grant)

xfer to state school, coste2d me less than 50k to finish while working just under full time (grades kinda sucked)

>> No.56251541

>>56251504
Community college don't get you a job

>> No.56251613

>>56251208
Ask Tate for a refund.

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Reading OP comments I can't decide whether it's bait or he is legit retarded. And this goy says that college is a scam
>Think about it, imagine having a 10/10 who sits at the front desk, bringing you coffee whenever you want, you can slap her ass if you want, etc....
>It makes your business look way better to investors or clients if they see a 10/10 rather than some hog.


This thread is absolute kino

>> No.56251978

>>56246921
>hustler u
you must be 18 to post here

>> No.56252119

>>56246921
Nice post op

You should also try to apply this to medicine.

Many doctors are afraid of "midlevels" encroaching in their areas of practice like dermatology for example. (High margins)

If you can utilize AI to treat skin conditions in a luxury high end environment you can effectively charge the same or even higher prices than dermatologists.

>> No.56252188

>>56246921
You need a degree to fall back on anon, or go into the trades get qualified as u work and start a business in that.. your parents are right, and by the way you sound in your post that money will be gone very fast with nothing to show for it of your parents give it to you... you may not get rich from a 9 to 5 but you still need to live.. and actually if you got a relevant 9 to 5, say in an AI company, you might actually use that experience to get rich.. what do you have to offer to help ai startups? And what money do you need except for a laptop?

>> No.56252211

>>56246989
you have nothing of value to provide, you have no skills, and most importantly you haven't suffered or failed. A business is shit people need, I fix brakes while in college and I make 5500 a month working 2 hours a day max average.

You speak like an 18 year old who fell for the entreprenuer hustler meme and think you can make it by clicking some buttons and becoming a millionaire. Go be a wagie for a while till you learn.

>> No.56252578

>>56250895
you're painfully 18
I used to work full time while being in college
Now I run 3 businesses while being in college. You're a midwit retard if you can't manage work and college at the same time. Use chatgpt for your homework dumbass nigga.

>> No.56252607

>>56251208
>business is slapping your secretary's ass

LMFAOOO, you need redpill, these roasties WISH you would slap their asses so they can sue you for everything you have.

If you don't get bitches in college, just because you pay a roastie a couple bucks a month doesn't mean you can slap her ass like you own her. I wish I could watch a show based on your life kek.

>> No.56252708

>>56252211
>I fix brakes while in college and I make 5500 a month working 2 hours a day max average.

Learn how disgusting that is, learn empathy, learn morals. You made more money than the corporate execs do, you're disgusting.

>> No.56252978

>>56252708
what the fuck? You're the one talking about slapping women's asses and you think you can talk to me about empathy and morals?

Retard $5,500 a month is literal poverty wages, execs make 300k+ to millions a year what the fuck are you talking about. Go back to college holy shit.

>> No.56253063

>>56252978
If I was making $5500/mo, I would feel like a huge success

>> No.56253071

>>56247104
When you kill yourself in 5 years, I hope you think of those thread

>> No.56253283

>>56246921
Dude, what the fuck? This whole post is ass, why would I hire you to consult my business on AI? nothing in your post even alludes to you being skilled with it.

>> No.56253813

>>56252978
>what the fuck? You're the one talking about slapping women's asses and you think you can talk to me about empathy and morals?

You're disgusting, a light slap here and there compares NOTHING to earning gross amounts of money.

$5000 a month is so disgustingly much that I would trust a pedophile more than you, being that rich when others are suffering is evil and gross.

I make a lot less than that as a Havard graduate and even I feel sick to my stomach, I couldn't imagine being that gross

>> No.56253835

Good rage bait OP I almost posted a genuine multi sentence response, now kindly fuck off

>> No.56253836

>>56253813
Kill yourself

>> No.56253857

>>56253836
Rot in hell freak

>> No.56254924

>>56246921
read confessions of an economic hitman, realize you're the complete stereotype of a dipshit spoiled american, go back to school and actually learn something useful, learn a second language, make your parents proud

>> No.56255124

>>56246921
>A.I
It is useless, time-wasting money-pit technology. Hopefully you get paid up front because these businesses are not going to generate any profit.

>> No.56255133

>>56246921
why the fuck would ai need your stupid human ass?

>> No.56255149

>>56253813
There are few dropouts who make it after leaving uni without anything going on. Majority of the college dropouts who are successful already had something going on that gives them a reason to drop out.

Dropping out with only "talk and hustle" is meaningless. You will need a mentor who is willing to take you on to give you guidance on how to achieve. No one will take you seriously and you will end up in menial dead-end jobs after destroying all opportunities that could've been grown if you had guidance, context and experience.

The only benefit for college/uni outside of medicine/law etc is to either get mentorship or develop solid connections in the same field that can enhance your career. The peice of paper just tells employers you can commit to something and perform well, plus giving some knowledge and actual confidence that isn't a smokescreen.

>> No.56255419

>>56246921
Where on the spectrum are you?

>> No.56255478

>>56246921
After having read the thread I think you should ask your professor for forgiveness, maybe even get on your knees or something as you beg.

>> No.56255556

>>56246921
>wanting to go from the classroom, skip industry and experience, and jump right into consulting the latest tech trend
another grifter is born. it's in your blood op. embrace it.

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>>56246921
God damn right OP. I'm doing the same.
"Yo CHATSIRI, make me an AI consulting business with a $20k/mo passive income."

>> No.56255679

>>56251208
Yes! You've seen through the facade! Your absolutely right. At the end of the day consulting is a psychological war game between chimps.

Pharma companies send exclusively 10/10/ reps to doctors offices with free food to hock medicine. Pharma reps aren't Doctors, what the fuck would they know about the drugs their selling? They show up with samples, a brochure, and Chick-fil-A platters for everyone in the company. OP can do the exact same shit with AI. Some shy coder with stage fright and zero social skills to thanks to distance learning from the pandemic won't be able to make a no PowerPoint that's more engaging than a set of tits and business card in an envelope with Taylor Swift tickets for whoever Chooses to deal with OPai. Then OP can just represent any AI company filled with socially awkward super coders that can close a deal at $200K per contract plus 10% royalties plus stock and options.

>> No.56256932

>>56249432
>wont get rich with a 9-5 though
I learn minimum wage basically and have mid 6 figs in crypto. Next run I will retire and I'm not even 30.

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>>56246921
>I realized my professor was a clueless moron who never even ran a business, literally got kicked out of one of his classes when i shouted "why the fuck are we taking advice from a guy who never even ran a fucking business??"

>>56246921
>I want to start a consulting firm that helps start-up A.I companies get off the ground.

> refuses to listen to a professor who never ran a company before
> wants to charge money offering advice to AI companies even though he has never run an AI company before

>> No.56257484

>>56254924
kek Perkins was such a Cuck in that book

>> No.56257551

>>56255591
Its that easy.... these normies just dont get it. You hsve to wake up hard everyday and read meditations by marcus sneedaleius before getting in your red light booth but into your sauana kiosk and edge 9 times all before 3 am. Then go shoot a tiger witha cross bow and drink its blood and eat its raw hesrt. After that, call up your hedge fund manager dad and ask for a small loan of 73 million to start your business. easy!!!!!!

>> No.56257558

>>56254924
Holy shit, learn to read, I'm the only one that actually read that book, and that's why I wanted to join the WORLD BANK and CIA.

>> No.56257619

>>56256932
Learn to lie better

>> No.56257996

>>56249078
Meeting these exact people is what university is actually for and nobody on the way up ever seems to know that.

>> No.56258032

>>56250247
The stress about homelessness literally never leaves. That's just the rest of your life.

>> No.56258093

>>56258032
If i had 250k i feel i wouldn't stress about being homeless.

>> No.56258096

>>56246921
Okay listen very carefully anon. You need to feed your question into an AI. The AI will then give you a method which you then implement to start your business until you get stuck, then you just the AI again and continue. Thats how you start an AI business. Good luck anon

>> No.56258146

>>56258093
you don't respect money, if you did you wouldn't have wasted your parents money.

>> No.56258164

>>56258146
I'm the only one that respects money, that's why I didn't to waste it at a brainwashing institution.

>> No.56258182

>>56258164
their education trust went to waste

>> No.56258188

>>56258182
It went to waste the moment they put it in there. I want CASH, not some ticket to a brainwashing institute of inceldom.

>> No.56258659

Do a mobile text hentai app. You a customizable hentai in any position you want for 20$. 5$ to change. Then it will send you dumb one sentence texts for 50$/mth saying “ooooo I miss you sooooooo much” for 50$/mth. All funds go to (insert my charity).

>> No.56258719
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56258719

This dude is truly stupid. Thanks for the thread

>> No.56258757

>>56247068
by the time you turn 21 you are going to look back on this phase of your life and want to commit suicide from the cringe

>> No.56258771

>>56258757
I'm 24.

>> No.56258777

>>56250048
>in the matrix
nvm i fell for the bait

>> No.56259317

>>56258771
You have aspergers syndrome and average iq, really rough hands to have in life

>> No.56260605

>>56259317
>average IQ

I have one of the highest.

>> No.56261346

>>56247120
Dang the only thing on my mind in college was drugs, girls, and passing my classes, in that order. The future is going to happen no matter what, might as well not worry too much about it.

>> No.56261389

>>56261346
If you want a job you need to grind and network.

>> No.56261812

>>56258771
Oooof

>> No.56261827

>>56261389
Nah, I have a pretty great job and a wonderful wife

>> No.56261869

>>56261827
You say this, but no one ever explains how they have these things if they fucked around in college.

I know one person who graduated college and got a good job, ONE person, and they grinded everyday in college and networked 24/7

>> No.56262415

>>56250112
>OP hides from this underrated post

>> No.56262431

>>56246921
Yeah bro just go into an insanely competitive branch of consulting where every elite CS grad who doesn't want to make gaymes goes into
You're even too retarded to get that you go to business school to make friends and network. Your teacher never ran a business? Who cares you don't learn how to do business anyways, you just get a good brand to get the money and the nepotism

>> No.56262435
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>>56246921
AI will revolutionize marketing the same way the Internet ushered in the era of e-commerce. The trick will be how to monetized AI.

>> No.56262454

>>56261869
whats happening big nuts.
im your guy here. ive got the answer.
whats in it for me and how are you going to provide it?

>> No.56262597

>>56262431
Learn how stupid you are, nepotism is a thing of the past

>> No.56262867

>>56258771
judging from your earlier remarks i'd figure you were 18-19 and look around and saw that higher education in clown world is a scam in your first year
but saying that you are 24 and you have the world view that you shared in this thread
now that is a big ooof

>> No.56263993

>>56247050
He got hustled lol

>> No.56264144

>>56246921
TFW my Jew friend is already and “ai consultant”

You missed the boat fren

>> No.56264224

>>56247110
>
Richard Feynman was getting laid. If you can't figure that out by graduation you might be dumber than you think you are. Likewise, if you don't finish school, all it shows is you lack discipline, are mentally immature, and have a lack of respect for what you don't know. Yes, there is a lot of bullshit in college, but you need to finish it to earn the 20% of knowledge, skills, and confidence you will take with you.

In fact, if you LEAVE school, you are losing business opportunities. A friend of mine became a millionare BEFORE he graduated, using his social networks to his advantage, and he still graduated.

>> No.56264243

I'm a lazy nigger I'd rather just slave for Goldberg and spend my off time baking and 3d printing

>> No.56264335

>>56247104
> tutorial part of life
> living hell
sure bro

>> No.56265460

>>56264335
Yeah sure the only part of your life that actually is hard is totally “tutorial mode”, totally

>> No.56266002

>>56258719
>tfw cant afford to pay the uranium bill this month

>> No.56266137

this thread is like "biz tries collective parenting" , funny but sad. OP is a certifiable retard judging by their posts, or a clever troll

>> No.56266276

Best troll thread on /biz/ in ages

>> No.56266841

>>56246921
Kys

>> No.56267266

>>56246921
(Directed at you)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER

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>>56246921
how are you gonna get ai businesses off the ground with no capital, knowledge, expertise or connections you retard. enjoy waging at mcdonalds

>> No.56268096

>>56247104
Lmao

>> No.56268119

>>56247073
I make $100k from home shit posting in my undies. My wife just cooked me homemade breakfast and is taking care of my children. We are not the same, you and I. I the superior you the inferior.

>> No.56268143

>>56252708
Did the tranny mask slip or is this all one masterful troll?

>> No.56268223

>>56258771
Oh God this thread got worse

Hey retard OP, it seems you've found a mentor figure with Andrew Tate. That's great, but if you actually want to make it by going against the grain, discard 90% of what he teaches, because he's not self made himself. You made a good choice seeking knowledge, now seek additional knowledge. Look up people who did what you wanted to do and see how they did it. Social engineer them into giving you knowledge. Find better mentors. Without college, you're going to need them.

>> No.56268236

>>56261869
Jobs are usually obtained through nepotism or insane dicksucking. The outliers to these include people with insanely hard to replace skills (such as very skilled programmers or construction workers in a unique/demanding field). If you dropped out of college you didn't have to pay for, and you're shitposting on /biz/ instead of studying on of these hard skills, you won't get a good job. Seriously, hit the books right fucking now. The best advice you will get on /biz/ is to fucking leave, open the books, study, and do whatever your heart desires.

>> No.56268865

>>56246921
What the fuck is even ai consulting???
I run a small start up and I mostly offer services

>> No.56268920

>>56246921
AI is a meme and you’re just a tech illiterate idiot trying to ride the latest bandwagon.

>> No.56270508

>>56268119
You never went to Harvard, you’re white trash

>> No.56271451

>>56247085
>qrd? tate got hit that hard?
He got banned from a bunch of social media sites, so I guess he shut it down because no way to advertise it. This was also on top of declining membership

>> No.56271734

>>56246921
The issue with this is you either need a name or a pedigree. If you’re a nobody, no one is going to put any value on your advice when they could search literally any of the pajeet engagement farmers on Twitter who are daily dropping AI highlights

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What's the TLDR of this thread?

>> No.56272123

>>56271451
Discord is owned by Microsoft they deleted it

>> No.56272268

>>56246921
>I was part of Hustler U before it was shut down,
HU still exists, it was just renamed to The Real World.

>> No.56272598

>>56246921
OP, you are incredibly naive, but entirely correct regarding education.
Modern university is an absolute waste - the professors are inept, and even in STEM, there is a solid chance you won't find a job you couldn't just find if you didn't have a degree.

You are a bit stupid if you think that you will "consult" anyone on starting an "AI business", because in your mind, "AI business" means downloading Stable Diffusion, prompting "Kate Upton feet" and selling it.
You can only really be a consultant after you've had a business.

So, either actually learn (by yourself) how all this shit works, or else you're basically as much of a parasite as your retarded inept professors who lived their entire lives in the streamline of adult daycare (college/university).
Actually learn how AI works, start some sort of bullshit company creating interactive AI generated catgirl slaves, and sell it for a few million dollars. Then consult.

99% chance you won't do it because it's too hard, and you'll flip burgers for the rest of your life.
And steer clear of hustler retards - get a part time job, 2-3 days a week, and study your field in your own time.
Then, maybe, just maybe, you will make it.

P.S. by your "consulting" logic this advice would've cost you $700. Consider it a courtesy.

>> No.56272669

>>56272598
It’s not even so much as learning how AI works, it’s building a stream of revenue that has proven demand

I spent a week slaving away generating and hand picking 5000 images in SD last year for an nft drop that I never went through with

>> No.56272715

>>56272598
PPS (on phone) I generated this response with AI.

>> No.56272783

>>56272598
Lol learn to humble yourself, trying to sound smart when you don’t know shit

>> No.56272810

many need a 9-5 to build up savings for the initial seed phase, so unless you can get family money or funding, you don't have enough to support yourself during the first few months of building out your shit.

what a pointless thread. i get why wagies are shat on but if you got a great idea to consult, go run with it instead of wasting time on /biz/

>> No.56272819

>>56272669
Learn that no one cares about your failures

>> No.56273097

>>56272783
>AYO YOOZ BE DUM N DONT KNOW SHIEEET HUMBLE YOURSELF BRO LOL
>refuses to elaborate on what was said
>leaves thread
>heh that'll show him
How butthurt are you about being a wagecuck / college slave / "hustler"?

>> No.56273164

>>56273097
I run the world, am college educated, and am offically employed. You’d slash your nuts off to be me

t. Not op

>> No.56273333

In case this isn't a joke: kys

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>>56251208
>Have VC's in your office
>Office assistant comes over, serves coffee to both of you
>Entreprefaggot slaps office assistant's ass
>VC's now impressed and now eagerly want to invest more in this business instead of thinking about possible sexual harassment lawsuits

Genius