/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56233042
You fucking faggot, your split thread is still up but you still gotta fuck with smg you giant fucking pussy

wen NVDA pump?

>he baked

>>56233069
yeah its for all the tranny shit you have plubish in my thread pls KYS

Fuuuccckkkkk youuuuuu

Let me enlighten you
This is the way I pray

Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough
Take everything away

Mumu...

>gme taking the OPs again
stay in your lane faggots

>>56233069
>OP

HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU SO
ALRIGHT

>>56233099
It would be crazy to set a stop loss so close to historical lows. My leverage isn't too insane, prior to the dump I only had about 1.1x leverage.

>>56233109
Should I close this

>>56233127
Mind your fuckin business retard

Wow and I thought I was a shitty baker

>>56233137
i told myself before you and acted accordingly

>>56233172
I like this bake just fine, FILE DELETED is a rare and based aesthetic for the gen.

>>56232730
Lack of confidence is killing me

>bakes op with a gme pic
>some faggot slides in blaming gme
>gets jannied
fuck you clowns, get filtered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXFkWYutfFE
>buh da consooma strong!

u may want to close any CCJ puts u have, at least until next quarter

>>56233220
Yeah just report him, he's doing the same to the baggies so he's obviously trying to get us to fight.

SELLL REDDIT SELL BLOODY BASTARD BITCH

>>56233172
>>56233220
>>56233194

I'm too scared to buy
I'm too scared to short
Every in this entire economy sucks and I spend every waking moment thinking about how fucked everything is and how it's only going to get worse

I am completely demoralized

>>56233252
if you are scared just buy 1 year t-bills, get 5.5% on your money and live your life.

>>56233252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTjtJDZomw
>You've got to trust your instinct
>And let go of regret
>You've got to bet on yourself now star
>'Cause that's your best bet

based upon previous quarter ends
this is what I think happened:
>JP Morgan needs to roll 40,000+ collar puts/calls
>helps out dealer by letting dealer sell a ton of 0dte calls
>dealer sells 0dte calls + helps JP Morgan with the rollover
>all the calls they sold while market was up 1% expire worthless
>JP Morgan is happy, as they got their new collar
>dealer is happy, as although they took on big risk, they were rewarded immediately with 100% of the 0dte call premium
everyone else scratching their head going
"what the hell was that"

>>56233278

>>56233142
If you are confident. I wouldn't be. The wheat/corn pump was largely a result of the Ukraine conflict, looking at the Russian propaganda they seem to be looking forward to wrap things up - MoD stopped recruitments, conflict loses popularity in Russia, Putin wants to be reelected and Nato basically emptied its warehouses with American and Israeli defense companies having scored good contracts to restock European military warehouses. Unless there is a la nina following el Niño, or the fertilizer situation unexpectedly becoming worse (unlikely for both) wheat and grain, as agri commodities in general are back to be flat like before

Bring back the 00’s bros. Being a banker and just packaging derivatives up and selling synthetic cashflows for billions with no regulation sounds like the fucking life

>SPY bear flagging

God help us if we break 422. We don’t have any support again until 404 if they can’t hold that. We probably won’t break it today, but it’ll definitely break Monday if the government shuts down

>>56233252
As I say regularly, let your sitting cash draw 4.9% while it awaits you to pull the trigger on a trade when you *do* spot one with confident clarity. Perhaps you should start watching NATGAS daily and learning it's curve. It *should* be on an overall downward trend between now and *maybe* late Oct due to shoulder season, but if you watch it every day and keep an eye on the 3 and 6 month charts you'll see that it semi regularly rips/dips within ramped ranges and is not much influenced by the greater markets. But, getting that 4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid helps reduce some of the anxiety to "gotta trade, gotta do something at all times" because at least your money is gaining instead of losing or just sitting there.

Pretty new to swing/day trading

>Buy into a risky trade
>Create a Stop Order at the price you bought in at
>If it raises, good jorb
>If it crashes, nothing is lost but time
>Literally never lose money

Explain to me how people lose money day trading when this is an option?

>>56233301
We are still in the middle of El Niño, it's going to be one of the hottest winters in measured history likely. Wouldn't be too surprised if natgas is going for new lows

Is it a good time to buy dividend stocks like MAIN or do you wait for the capitulation?

>>56233291
I'm generally pretty confident when it comes to buying commodities near historical lows (when taking inflation into account). Like sure it could go into the lower 400s, but will it? What you're telling me is that all the bad news are in and all the bad expectations are being expected.

>>56233252
Buy short term T-bills and PMs till you grow a pair.

>>56233332
Yep, I've been watching that too in all the weather news. Really all that means is the overall ramp will move lower, but the supply/demand fluctuations will still and always keep a semi regular rip/dip pattern within whatever range it winds up riding through. You just have to watch it daily and buy/sell accordingly.

>>56233335
only time to buy div stocks is if you are retired and can live off the income below $80k so you do not pay taxes.

KAPchads... another glorious day.

KEK BAKKIE

>>56233401
We just keep winning.

>>56233351
Just remember to keep rolling your futures, because /ZW *is* physically settled: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/agriculture/grains/wheat.contractSpecs.html

I hate stocks

>>56233145
yes, once it breaks the low

Another day of red candles and more financial ruin

>>56233319
>what is commission
>what is a buy and ask spread
made me post

FUCK THE RSI
SELL SELL SELL
E
L
L

>>56233351
Fed is still qting and unless the fomc didn't gave up on its 2% goal and goes for more hikes inflation might keep its trajectory, flat to down. Agri commodity seems dead for the next few years, unless some unpredictable happening.
>>56233366
Demand yeah. Where is that demand suppose to come from. Europe is hell bend to reduce natgas consumption against all logic and Germanys industry with its natgas electric generators is looking at a late stage communist dead

But sure, for short plays, why not, I prefer midterm, short term os too fucking manipulated

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

YOU PUSH IT

Look at the yields..
Yet again, they could not suppress the selling..
The intervention has now failed I believe 3 days in a row.

>>56233493
kek

what did he mean with those lyrics originally?

>Buy right, sit tight. Big movements take time to develop. Men who can both be right and sit tight are uncommon - Jesse Livermore

What did he mean by this?

>>56233509
pushing heroin into his veins

>>56233510
Hold the bags, bitch.

Suddenly I don't fee so bad at selling the bottom of september. So much for that bull run.

>>56233510
The trend is your friend until the bend at the end

>>56233427
lel, I'm actually on CFD forwards so it's not exchange-traded and all cash settled and automatically rolling over by default. There's no liquidity issues, it's just the CFD provider probably just betting against me but on the downside I can't pump the futures.

>>56233472
>Agri commodity seems dead for the next few years
That's actually great for me, my thing is swing trading at the bottom, like buy a dip on a commodity that's already historically low, sell when it's up ~5% after a few days or a couple of weeks, wait for the next dip. I had some good trades earlier in the year mainly with cheap Oats (as low as $300) and Lumber, then later Oil in the upper 60s/low 70s. It always sucks when you slurp and then it dumps 10%, but the situation usually resolves itself mostly if you can slurp some more at the very bottom.

Bros I’m about to fomo into TTOO. Either I 5x or it goes to zero. I don’t have the fucking time for boomer investing.

WHAT HAPPENED
IT WAS 50 POINTS UP AT OPEN

WHERE DID THE BUYERS GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

>>56233561
see
>>56233278

>>56233556
Make sure to post updates in the thread.

>>56233556
>I don’t have the fucking time for boomer investing.
Are you dying?

NATTY GAS BROS WTFWT

>>56233570
I’m 54 and have a 5 figure net worth. I may as well be. I won’t be able to live off my pension and never saved for retirement

LMAOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN I CANT WAIT TO SEE THESE PARASITES BITCHING ABOUT THEIR PAYCHECKS!!! THE NEGRESS THEY HAD AT THAT PRESS CONFERENCE WAS LIKE A BAD POL STEREOTYPE

>>56233545
In that case, you are going to be in your element from now on. Boring flat repetitive frequency. Happy trading

>>56233518
i dont think so

>>56233583
>I’m 54 and have a 5 figure net worth.
Fuck. Idk what to tell you man... I'd save for retirement instead of either I make x5 or lose it all mindset.

>>56233587
Welfare can survive another month, but nothing after that. There’s no way the government is going to shut down for a full month

>>56233591
Yeah this is perfect, I just need to keep an eye out for all commodities reaching real historical lows. Even better if long term expectations are also low so it suppresses contango.

>>56233583
elaborate so we know what not to do

>>56233573
Probably some bullshit weather report.

>>56233605
Don’t work for GM your entire career

>>56233614
HAHA I SHORTED THE EXACT TOP
DUMP DUMP DUMP

Man this was some EoQ profittaking and I completely forgot about it. FUCK (didn't short as heavy)

>>56233631
kek nice. I don't have any nat gas positions but let me know if you find out what that move actually was.

>>56233629
im in cars too tho rip

>Party is back on

>>56233631
KICKASS, blessed

>AMZN pumping back up

FFS just let the bloody bitch bastard stock dump down under $100 already, I need more shorts!

>>56233653
Who knows natgas is always super volatile. If you have the balls to mess with it you can make quick profits by staring at the 1 minute charts and using leveraged ETFS like KOLD (I use HND because I am a fucking leaf)

>>56233631
With what instrument, KOLD?
>>56233680
This.

i bought
just a little bit

i will finally net even on uvxy allah akbar

How do I invest in GNU/Linux?

>Why yes, I did put all my money into REE and UUUU. How could you tell?

>>56233672
people talk too much

>>56233743
>UUUU
sorry for your loss, but also thanks for giving me that beautiful short entry price.

>>56233690
>bloody bitch bastard
Sirs..

>>56233743
Wtf is REE? It's trading at like 14 cents.

>>56233742
IBM owns Redhat

>>56233742
Short Microsoft

Kek at this market

>>56233742
Buy whomever manufactures HRT.

This is the fakest and gayest trading day I've seen in literally days

VIX under 20 btw

Betting on fatties
>INMD
That is all

>>56233768
>>56233742
How the man has changed

>>56233773
Turns out her body had more stabs in the dark than her portfolio.

>>56233781
This happens multiple times every year. Days like today are perfect for gambling with small lumps of money.

>>56233631
IT'S DUMPING I'M GONNA COOOM

fuck this gay earth.

>>56233777
And who are these companies? HCA?

Index fixing started.

>>56233827
Thats a hospital corp retard. The time to buy them was before covid. Hospitals are going fucking bankrupt letf and right
>t. Worked for those medicare scamming fucks

Holy shit, gold and silver. Nobody go laugh at /cmmg/.

>>56233849
>S&P edit the S&P 500 weighting formula

>>56233857
Serves them right for keeping niggers alive.

why is it crashing there are NO NEWS

>>56233881
Hes like cat Peter Lorie. What a handsome little man.

>>56233888
Because you touch yourself at night

It was just transitory on a large timescale guise...

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>56233880
Mostly interlinked trading programmes, is my guess.

>>56233905
Literally and the Fed is going to throw us into a generational debt crisis (again) because of instant gratification traders.
>>56233911
>Too long, not reading your blog post

>>56233935
Very likely they'll push it in the green by close.
Captcha: YDDDJ

>>56233873
>my Feb 22 FOMO SML's are $4 CAD off spot/oz and I'm 25% in the red due to premiums I'd not get back
>down ~$150 on my gold
At least my bag is pretty and heavy, asshole.

>>56233888
checked

the REAL question is, why isnt it dropping more since it lost 4300 clearly

also fuck this scam candle

WTFWT

Is JEPI really a scam bros…

Markets will close here for the week on support/resistance for the indecision candle.

>>56233976
JEPQ is better

>>56233911

>>56233972
watch and learn

>>56233983
complete scam lmao