/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why do you guys hyperventilate every day SPY goes down half a percent?

>>56221178
to give confidence to my enemies (bears) so that they hurt themselves

>>56221171
the S&P 493 minus the zog 7 is only up like 3% YTD. down in real terms

Why do you guys keep posting GME images?

What happened with BNOX?

I just learned that there are 100 year bonds
who the fuck is buying that except pension funds?

yeah, that's the stuff

>>56221191

>>56221201
You can make 1000 year trusts in Wyoming.

>>56221201
It's depressing.I saw them yesterday, Austria 2117..... I will not be there. It hurts. But at the same time thinking and going crazy about it also doesn't help.

>>56221172

>>56221097
No, this graph shows that the Magnificent 7 have been outperforming SPY lately even when taking their average beta of 2.5 into account.

>>56221172
broke even on my gamestop today, feels good man

A fresh thread, no one knows how retarded I am now.

>>56221215
Dude, imagine everything in 100 years.

boil
inshallah habibi

>>56221227

COMFY

>>56221215
I look forward to death.

Next era energy has taken a shit over the past 2 days. is there an opportunity here?

I may be done aside from leap spread on this Powell fudd

>ZINCED

>>56221271
>attempting to brag while hiding the amount

I’m assuming a govt shut down is on the table because the market is going to crash anyway but both parties can blame it on each other instead of taking responsibility

Reminder to buy Chinese banks when they go lower because when you fuck up as a chink banker you die, as things should be.

In the future
Every woman has huge honkers
The bigger the honkers the higher the status
High quality implants are made with silicone
Im all in on silicone

based UAW going to beat inflation for us
say thank you to Shawn Fain

>>56221297
But the silicon valley bank crashed?

>>56221296
Thats it, Im moving to China

>>56221271
> $5.92 (12.48%)

>>56221297
silicone tits are disgusting.. big natural milkers is the future commodity

>>56221311
What kind of sick fucks keep tits in a bank?

>>56221315
This. If you're going to touch fake boobs why bother with an annoying woman?

>>56221286
4th amendment you nigger of a frog but here cocksucker. You faggots are useless trolls with a small minority of humans with actual souls. Tastytrade is my main this is to fuck off with.

Could this be...

We will close green. Nothing can stop this rally

>>56221315
>>56221315
What option do "flat is justice" copers even have?
That is my thesis

>>56221314
-170,558(-43.40%)

>>56221340
>titlets
Lol.

>>56221333
Piss bear?

>>56221271

>>56221333
Possibly but I doubt it sir.

https://youtu.be/HUwE_w7-cx0?si=lrFzLKz4wVCAaGWl

>>56221357
B...bayhorse to the m...moon!

>>56221357
How are you enjoying them faggy D's?

>nikkei just took a massive dump
The fuck is happening?

>>56221357
short squeeze any time now bbbyq sisters

I told bobos that they were falling into a bear trap. Now it is time to suffer once Biden makes the Saudis pump oil like retards in exchange of a nuclear program which will cause a massive economic boom, the collapse of the Russian economy and a decesive Ukranian victory in the battlefield

>>56221385
I've come to the conclusion no one knows what's going on.

I see the market takes a break today.

>>56221385
Time to slurp some Shin Etsu

>>56221385
Probably japs are moving their capital away from yen-denominated assets and into USD-denominated ones. So buying USD and US stocks and flipping off the yen. Japan btw has the world's worst debt-to-GDP ratio. They and their shitty currency are absolutely doomed.

When will uranium stop going up?

I know you're here BOIL anon. Show yourself!

>>56221418
Never
The future is nuclear

>>56221406
Depends. Maybe Ueda and his ilk are looking at becoming a cheap sweat shop export nation again displacing China, while their political caste is screaming at the market to stop dumping yen

>>56221178
cause half this general is in 0dte options

What drugs are you guys taking when trading?

>>56221333
Oh, it's a directionless hypercrab

>>56221442
>Doing drugs instead of compounding drug money.
NGMI.

>>56221442
>not trading sober
ngmi

>>56221442

>>56221442
I drink 2 cups of coffee in the morning and have a cigarette at the closing bell

>>56221426
Yeah, I've stopped by for a few min to see what is going on. I missed this morning's poomp because I've been waiting on it to droop more.

>>56221429
true that's an option, but that still means the currency is going to get heemed and the citizens' living standards most likely decrease. In order to become a big cheap exporter akin to China they are going to need a lot of GDP growth to keep the standard of living high. Seeing as their debt-to-GDP has only trended up that seems like a very difficult task. I don't see Japan getting out of this easily and I foresee a sovereign debt crisis brewing in Japan (in Europe too but perhaps less at risk)

>>56221442
Caffeine and THC.

>>56221406
They literally own all their debt and they are the biggest creditors to the world's economy.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/currencies/japan-remains-top-creditor-nation-net-external-assets-grow-2022-05-27/
Not to mention, they dominate a lot of sectors of the world economy having hyperspecialized technologies that they can leverage to fuck over any nation in the world. Japan will be fine

>>56221418
I fucking love uranium so much it's unreal

I think I need to start the day with Vodka shots if TLT is down more than 100bps at the open holy fuck

>>56221332
>You faggots are useless trolls with a small minority of humans with actual souls
Should have gotten trips at the very least.

BCLI.
Lol.
I warned you.

TTOO. I warned you.

>>56221464
Oof I thought you were printing right no, hope you get an opportunity to build a position.

It's that time of the month again! What does uncle PowPow say today?
My guess is he starts laughing and yelling, "no survivors".
The market and the dollar drop by 66.6%

I bought a little coal (AMR) this mornin' that's already up over 2%.

40° 42' 45.8712'' N , 74° 0' 48.1752'' W.

They're on the 22nd floor.

Their stock is overvalued.

>>56221485
>*taps mic*
>*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>56221418
Next energy crisis, yeeeeah

>>56221389
It really is BBQY.. right? And he could have gotten out with gains...

bottom is in for this year

Glad I haven’t opened a position yet

>>56221502
>>56221475
>>56221427
>Deep Yellow Price Target Raised 76% to A$1.50/Share by Jefferies
YABADABADOO

51.71463 / 51°42'52"N, -1.22302 / 1°13'22"W

Their stock is overvalued.

You don't listen to me.

But you'll learn.

>>56221492
Nice.

>>56221501
Iconic

>>56221466
Japs are bugs, but contrary to the chinks domesticated bugs, they are going to get through it
About sovereign debt crisis, doubtful, EU looks to probably use the artificial crisis to sneak its member countries into the fiscal union at the cost of maybe losing Austria and Hungary during the process, depending of he is going to win the election in the former next year.

>pumping into Powell speech
MUMUS NEVER LEARN

>>56221469
and what happens when all those foreign treasuries they've bought start falling in value all the while their own currency and bonds lose theirs? At some point something's got to give. The BOJ's asset value seems to be plateauing.

is coal free money??
Fuel at record highs in australia btw
AMR and CEIX

>>56221485
He is talking to a teachers union. If he screams nigger I buy some 10y

why aren't we pumping or dumping

>>56221483
Yeah, it sucks ass to watch the bus drive off without you but it touched into the 49s a couple of days ago and the lows it touches have been gradually sloping down so I'm expecting some deep 40s during this Fall shoulder season. I'm getting a bit baffled too by the pricing as weighed against the great contract roll too, NATGAS is up near $3 now but BOIL and UNG are still down where they are. I understand that it's about relative price moovement and all that shit, but it's still a greater discrepancy than I'd expected and is causing me to completely recalculate my expectations on Winter peak BOIL/UNG prices.

>>56221546
You’ve got too much Theta yah see

>>56221197
It's not really us, there's a paid group on biz that does this exact crap constantly in the gme threads. We've been trying to get rid of them for years now but it's quite literally impossible to get them to leave. They're the bbby, mmtlp spammers.

Buy Japanese chemical stocks. Literally free money. Top picks are Daicel and Shin Etsu.

>>56221546
because of me
I'm positioned for both for the first time and my fbi agent is making sure I lose

bears are about to get mogged so hard.

>>56221546
sewn

>>56221533
PIVOT

>>56221555
Poojeets, I presume?

>>56221535
Most of Japan's net assets are as hard assets. Anywhere on the planet you will see Japanese companies or companies bought by Japanese companies. People severely undervalue Japanese economic influence due an stagnating GDP, but they alredy hedge against aging in the 80's and 90's and own a good chunk of the world's assets and technology

>>56221548
*greater contract roll
And I came back to clarify that I meant the actual active futures roll and not the BOIL roll which happens in early Oct.

Pivot deez nuts

wen cheapies?

>>56221442
just coffee and tea for me

EOY SPY price targets?

>>56221501
>WOAH BLACK BETTY
Now that's one I haven't heard for a while

>>56221601

>>56221577
Worse, American Niggers

>>56221624
$480

>>56221522
>>56221500
Faggot what's the point

>>56221624

>>56221643
So you're saying NIGGERS could be here?

>>56221332
Baiting with large percentage gains on irrelevant side bets is peak reddit behavior.
These threads are anonymous. When you pull that shit in some vain attempt to lend authority to your posts, it only looks pathetic.

>>56221624

>>56221646
Based, baggot just set the actual price target for SPY to $200

!!!!!

>>56221662
kek.

Market breadth keep tanking.

>>56221675
>She
>Her
OH SHIT CANCEL ALL BUY ORDERS

i just want a depression to punish zoomers, please

>>56221689
>the market sentiment is excessively bearish and fearful
yep I think we're going up

>>56221481
>TTOO
Delisted when. I didn't warn anyone, I just called the shills niggers.

>>56221707
What in the hell? Is this Star Wars now?

>>56221663
They are amongus

>>56221689
Big tech and trillionaire CEOs are just cannibalizing the entire market and all of society.

just dumped all of my TMV for 14% profit
have fun catching TMF knife
so many bloody hands already in this general

>>56221717
yes, isn't it great?

>>56221718
That explains a lot.

>>56221646
Will the real baggot please stand up

>>56221675
>Listening to a pajeeta who shits on the street outside of bank of America and then orders a cow-shit burger from Uber eats and then prostates herself to a statue of a monkey

>>56221734
Unironically looks like Game of Thrones. Colours camera etc.

>>56221707
is she crossed-eyed?

Did you buy the AI portfolio anon?

Just saw a dead guy on my bike ride

>>56221750
Yeah I thought this too.
Season has been kinda average though. No real high points but also nothing too retarded. Mediocre AF. But that's a byword for women.

>>56221750
And the leaning on European knight imagery.
>Yes I know the whole goddamn thing is aped off Arthurian legend so don't bother pointing that out.

>>56221689
>buying when the bullishness index is high
what kind of retard are you

>>56221768
Interesting. How do I profit off of this?

>>56221752
no she's acting

>>56221768
Was he riding a nice bike?

>>56221768
is it an ebike or a regular bike

>>56221768
You call the cops to come get him? You didnt just leave him there right? You followed the Greek practices of burying the dead?

>>56221734
I will wait for the peek rally to buy my puts today senpai

>>56221781
he's not using is organs anymore...

>>56221768
fuck
i saw the aftermath of a cyclist getting dragged under an 18-wheeler.
his leg was ripped off at the trunk. i still have nightmares about it.

>>56221717
its the new crystal castles music video

Rocker got deleted from YT?

>>56221804
excellent idea anon. I can eat his organs to cut down on my living expenditures, thereby indirectly making a profit!

>>56221781
Pharma and recovery centers
>>56221788
No, druggie
>>56221789
Fuck e-bikes. I have a trek domane sl5
>>56221791
Park rangers were dealing with it. Not my problem

Do you guys have a spy target to start buying puts? I think 432 is possible but I'm not buying calls.

>>56221812
Damn RIP Alice. My skellyfu.

>>56221817
he deleted it after his mom found the channel. new one is here https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

>>56221807
Did he live?

>>56221843
no he died on the way to hospital i read in the news later
i was stuck in traffic right next to the accident and had to watch them try to pull him out and shit

>>56221858
Should have been instant. Poor guy. I drive very far away from 18 wheelers. It’s not their fault that they can’t see anything. I don’t hate them,

>>56221858
You didn't have to watch you wanted to watch.

>>56221775
I don't know that. Are you talking about Star Wars or GoT? Star Wars is pretty "japanese" iirc.

>>56221772
I don't expect anything of that. I don't even know which show it is. They'll simply expand on everything, each and every character to produce and produce and make money. Also revolve around or bring back old characters for
>YES, I KNOW THIS GUY

>>56221885
did you hear Glup Shitto is back?

ummmmm sweaty this isn't a low volume bull trap, its actually becuase of seller exhaustion. so ummm yeah no more of your icky bear market, we go up now

>>56221885
Jedi are most certainly Knights of the Round Table. They don't serve a singular master like Samurai. Even the Sith aren't Ronin or anything. Obviously visual design keys can come from their armor and so forth, but the overall story dynamic is very European.

>>56221885
remember when starwars was based? now it just blows.

All the fun will come after CROX crushes its Q3 guidance and the stock goes back to 150. Once it is clear that the debt is payable (it alredy is but you can have doubts) and that there will be massive buybacks, CROX will become the new DECKERS

>>56221924
Honestly, it was always schlock, but it's so fucking saturated now I can't stand it.

>>56221885
They only thing they can keep going is key jangling and theyve fucked it up so much only the clapping seals give a fuck. That new rei movie is going to flop hardcore.
KK must know where the bodies are hidden or some shit cause no one that fucks up this bad time and time again gets to keep their job.

>>56221879
>When you have literally no choice but to drive next to an 18 wheeler and they either start to accelerate or a car merges into your lane and prevents you from quickly passing them
I've seen how easily those fucking things swerve out of their lanes just from how their weight gets distributed in the back.

>>56221935
if it goes to 83 and stays there its ogre

>>56221941
nah man you had scantly dressed women, and everybody doing cocaine on set. it used to teach kids life lessons like how black guys are liars and willing to sell out their buddies. it used to actually be cool, but yeah look at it now.

>>56221935
Crocs are so fucking ugly why are they a thing?

finna treat myself to 2 oatmeal packets after this morning rally

>>56221969
Alright you know what, you got a point there. Fuckin Lando selling out for a couple Colt .45s.

>>56221952
>if it goes to 83 and stays there its ogre
>Voodo magic day trader with worse returns than TLT
I don't care about voodo magic bullshit. Financial fundamentals trump memegraphs long term and Crox is crushing sales and has a higher search history than last year which basically means more sales

>>56221896
I first thought
>Glup?
Then
>Shitto? Hmmm... he's joking. But that actually could be a name.

>>56221945
>New Rei movie
Rey or somebody else?

>>56221915
Ok, just heard somewhere something with japan.

>>56221924
I like to watch the new trilogy just to laugh at how shitty it is written and edited etc.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56221979
based George could pick em

>>56221970
Peter Lynch would be balls deep on Crocs. It is literally the sort of stock that he loved

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56221687
OVARI DA BOBOYARO

>>56221991
Peter Lynch is still alive, anon.

Buddy, check XLU!! Look at the daily!
L m a o

>>56221987
Rey, however you spell her name. Yes kk is trying to make the mary sue come back. No idea where it is in production though but the fact that retard still has her job after everything is just insane.

BIG ONE BIG ONE BIG ONE
IS THIS IT
IS THIS THE BIGONE

>>56222022
That zero...

i will finally net even on uvxy allah akbar

>>56222022
There is record high short positions right now, yeah, we are about to see a massive short squeeze

>>56222046
And that’s a good thing

>>56222046
So you be sayin...

>>56222059
They aren't watching, they aren't learning.

>>56222046
That has been the market for 20 months. Hunting shorts and longs. The terror reign of Snips

>>56222012
somehow Rey returned

>>56222046
on what? you cant short squeeze the whole market.

>just broke even on SOXL
it’s time for profit taking boys

It’s over for bobos

You thought I was meming when I made this in last thread?

Is KO going out of business?

>>56222088
my break even is like 23.60 or something

>>56222101
lol no
they just need to make Coke enemas a thing on TikTok and they're back baby

>>56222087
If you have literally infinite amount of stolen taxpayer money like the PPT does, you can squizzozle the squellozzle on anything.

How are you feeling UUUUranium bros?

>>56221984
if the fundamentals are so good why does the chart look like shit????????

There’s no way we don’t sell off going into the weekend right

>>56222109
A short squeeze is a retarded way to do that.

>>56221841
Seriously?

>>56222105
wait it out, set your limit sell now to your ideal price, and walk away. Don’t get greedy, or the bulls and bears will slaughter your porky ass

LFG

I repeat if you faggots havent loaded on TLT and TMF at your generational low then you are an absolute FAGGOT

>>56222112
Feeling comfortably short

>>56222128
Think i have my sell order at 25 or something. Should be fine next earnings season.

I sold the bottom of september.

>>56222147
BUY TMF NOW

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?

It's the end of the 3rd quarter anons.
Don't trust moves on days like these.
Wait for October 1st to see the real move - similar to 3rd quarter OPEX.
Remember, JP Morgan collars unwind (and other big names) 40,000+ contracts end of quarter(s)

>>56222132
give me a QRD; do these rise in value as interest rates fall?

>>56222087
A short squeeze is when all the short’s stop losses get triggered, driving up the price further and further, triggering more and more of them until you hunt margin calls on the baggies, further mooning it. If you dont think the big boys don’t see how easy a buck they can make by slurping here, you deserve to lose the last $100 in your robinhood account

I can see it now
>inflation under control
>oil futures dipping
>japan defends yen
>dxy crashes
super green christmas run
>>56222170
yes, it is 3x TLT which is the bond etf.

>>56222113
It is a leveraged small stock with little volume. Probably some boomers sold stock after Powell didn't cut rates

>>56221984
Should I go all in on 2024 calls for CROX?

Very small gap here a few cents after I’m gonna close all shorts

holy SPY squeeze.

>>56222132
>TLT
I'll admit, I think of boomers in the early 80's buying 30-year Treasury bonds yielding 15% and wonder if now is my opportunity to be the boomer.

>>56222175
You gme tard brains need to learn to read.

>>56222181
>One of my early mentors often remarked, "Nothing good happens below the 200-day."

>>56222201
you have the opportunity to have the government back your money at the lowest prices anybody has seen in 20+ years. I'm taking that bet.

>>56222153
I'm waiting for 432 to buy puts.

You didn't short the bottom, did you?

Pump

>>56222209
there is literally a record number of short positions on the market right now, it’s exactly what caused the gamestop squeeze

>>56222216
I never short
>except TTOO

>>56222216
I made 3k selling my puts yesterday and I plan on making more buying puts at the end of today's rally

WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO....

>>56222226
Put call ratio is dumping again in favor of calls
0dtes were a mistake

>>56222132
some people have no faith in america

Lmao hey bears you were pretty cocky the last few days, what happened??

shoulda bought generational bottom of INTC

>>56222126
no, but his buddy's gf found it after he mentioned it and he deleted it

>>56222226
I give up, go 'short-squeeze' the entire market. Go for it, have fun.

>>56222251
they are retards these bonds are going to be generational wealth.

>>56222250
i will never net even on uvxy god has forsaken me

>>56222187
I am leveraged to the tits in crox. I unironically think it is a golden ticket once it hits an EBITDA to debt ratio of 1 (probably next year) and they start agressively doing buybacks like they did in the past. It is like buying Deckers when the stock was at 130

I'm making some money today

>>56222261
I did my part by buying yesterday, i expect to ride it up at least 10%

The FUCK happened for this bump to happen? Did Powell talk already? I thought it was later.
Not that I'm complaining.

Bonds are gonna heal, and with them stocks too.

I waited all month to slurp. Pretty sure I waited too long. Can we have one last huge dump tomorrow before the month is over? Please?

>>56222101
My theory is their revenue is heavily dependent on SNAP and the like and the shutdown has people spooked nobody will buy the goyjuice.

t. KO baggie

Oil is CRASHING to $93. CHEAPIES!

>>56222242
>BUYYYYYYYYYY
>POWELL INTO YOUR HANDS
>I COMMIT MY SPIRIT
>POWELL INTO YOUR HANDS

>>56222276
Thanks, I get $9k tomorrow and it’s all going in leaps. Seems like zoomers are all wearing crocs again like it’s 2005

>>56222288
wew checked

Powell is about to lay down some suppressive fire on the market for Biden. Expect a pump on word salad.

>>56222299
this but unironically. Oil equities are dirt cheap

>>56222222
>>56222222
>>56222222
let's see what the fortune teller says

>>56222296
>dependent on SNAP
Will that get shutdown? Ammo might a better investment than stocks.

>>56222312
Once the Saudis suck jew dick and start pumping oil you will eat a big fat dick while NASDAQ explodes

>>56222321
ugh. terrible. what a fucking waste eugh

>>56222132
I've got 65% allocation and cash to move it to 85%. All options for mid 2024

just closed 70% on Friday calls.
look at the monthly charts dipshits
we aren't going back to a pre 08 regime
if I'm wrong your brokerage act is the least of your worries.

>>56222329
sure thing bro two weeks etc.

>>56222274
Vix is since 0dte fuckery a low liquidity low volume market faker feeder. jews are manipulating that baby in the most irrational way. Just look at the 30 day spx future contract, it's so unbelievably obvious, you are playing against kippah clowns that have privileged access to information and have the chutzpah to initiate the most irrational trades to pay for their nephews bar mitzvahs

Just use as long term hedge to average in for the inevitable end of cycle, vix future short term mtm gambling is dead and basically just a donation to the temple

This board is dead

>>56222291
Nope. Stocks have to moon before wagies get paid.

>>56222312
Fair point. VLO and PSX have P/E ratios of 5, for example. That's tempting.

>>56222341
>sure thing bro two weeks etc.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-66922062

>>56222333
I'm way more pessimistic than you, but for the sake of your digits I hope you make it brother

>>56222348
while P/E isn't the best metric to use for o&g valuations, they are still extremely cheap. DAFCF is a better valuation method
>>56222364
oh no, anyway

>I didn't buy SOXL at $17.02 yesterday so I can continue gambling on an NVAX squeeze
I'm going to hurt myself today

>>56222344
Blame the obnoxious bears running everyone off with their schizo bullshit. If we get 6 months of green again we'll have some interesting people show back up

>>56222348
The forward PE of Valero is 10 because they project revenue and profit decrease. These things are priced in anon. You might become a baggie investing in sectors you don't understand

TEDDY COMETH.
New name and new CUSIP numbers.
Shorts go bye bye.

record negative gamma expires tomorrow. Expect vanna rally today + tomorrow as well as a bullish tailwind going into next week. If yesterday was "the bottom" next week is 100% green.

you are here --> 4400 --> 4200, then the "santa rally"

HAPPY HANNUKAH

Wow, somebody was mad.

>>56222385
>Blaming bears for the terror reign of king Crabs
Oh come on now

>>56222425
Man that thing isn't a bear or a cat. What a joke!

>>56222342
I've been holding it for a year lmao but i do appreciate the insight

>>56222371
>DAFCF
Oh, I don't know about that. Is it similar to EV/FCF?
It makes sense to look at a ratio that encompasses the whole capital structure of the company, but when it comes to buying the equity, you're ultimately interested in how good it is for the equity. You don't want the creditors to be the main winners.

gg/B2f7fus2

>>56222274
Uvxy is perma decay retard
Zoom out

TRANNY PROJECT RED

>>56222287
First vol sequeze
Then gamma seuexe
After short seuqz
And then fomo seqiuz
Then you sell

i buyed sharkninja ($SN)

Smart money (like me) was trying to tell you guys to go long. You could have listened. Now you're broke and not invited to the Santa Cruz Rally.

>>56221555
You guys are fucking delusional. This whole situation started cause anons wanted the gme logo in the main thread pic just like all the other shit coins and you fags brought over to smg as well. Fucking idiots.

>>56222455
Yes, it's similar to EV/FCF. I actually meant to type EV/DAFCF but forgot the first part. It adjusts the EV/FCF number by accounting for debt servicing costs.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dacf.asp

>>56222475
ya i did when i bought it i was betting on a 2yr cycle and fuckery arising from ukraine
then got a job waging and forgot about it

Close red.

>>56222342
tho now i see what ur getting at, bail on the ultra/leveraged fund and use one that directly tracks the index as a hedge

META is acting like a shitcoin recently.

>>56222455
>>56222516
mind, you still need to adjust for the CAPEX as well to get from "CF" to "FCF" of course

>>56222331
Yeah my get >>56222288 was better

>>56222410
Sauce?

The absolute state of the bond market. when does the ride end?

I bought the top of UVXY yesterday

>>56222549
cause it is

>4:00 pm Fed Chairman Powell speaks

What is he going to say?

>>56222616
BUY BONDS NIGGA

When spy hits 432 today you need to sell or be a fucking baggie

bondafricanamericans...

>>56222616
N

>>56222542
Exactly, and stay away from future contracts. Lost 5k anticipating last weeks move with rolling over since the July contract and they trap doored right into my stop losses with the September contract just to pump that shit one day after the the September contract expiry, despite Powell having flinched with data that should have lead to a 25 - 50 bepis hike
The game is rigged short term

>>56222516
So to calculate "DAFCF," you do:
cash flow from operating activities - capital expenditures + taxes + preferred dividends + interest paid
?

>>56222557

and shit load of puts from 415-425. All those going OTM + premium decay = huge squeeze

i hate blue collar workers so goddamn much
the garbo always leaves my bin halfway down the fucking street

>>56222616
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, INFLATION WOULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED A LONG TIME AGO

>>56222616
>we fucked up
>we can't hide it anymore
>it's over
then SPY hits 500 anyways and boobs seethe

>DXY bigly down
>Gold down
Jesus christ Gold is really pathetic as of late. And people honestly though it would go to 2100+ by EOY

>>56222691
I like boobs tho

>>56222674
topkek

motherfucker

>>56222702
>And people honestly though it would go to 2100+ by EOY

>>56222691
calm your tits

>>56221201
that seems like those 99 year leases that most people would think were retarded at the time but then they ended up paying pennies a few decades layer compared to going rates

You guys DO know the only reason we're pumping is that we were dumping so much we entered an RSI reset relief rally? Don't act surprised when we "suddenly" have a gigadump day that deletes all the gains next week

>>56222732
Should have sold. Jesus abandoned me.

>>56222752
Monday, because government shut down on Sunday

>>56222702
>Gold
Reminder

INFINITE LEVERAGE
ZERO RISK
FUTURE CONTRACTS SHORTING

>>56222752

WAAAZAAAAAA

>>56222780
>>56222752
im shittening.

>>56222780
Getting real annoyed by these fake tough guy positions the GOP does that lead to nothing
Well nothing for us, plenty of backroom deals I'm sure

NKE earnings gamble, who’s with me lads

>>56221501
i wanted to post this

>>56222796
I implore you to hate both parties equally. Try it, it's fun!

>>56222796
stand by and stand down

>>56222798
Give me a minute to finish skimming the 10k...

>>56222796
>fake tough guy positions
I'm hoping for a motion to vacate followed by Donald J. Trump being named speaker of the house. Then when they impeach Joe Biden and Karmella we'll get Trump back into office and on his way to re-election while those losers on the other side of the aisle scratch their head and kill each other trying to find another empty suit nominee to give the delegates to.

someone check the oven

>>56222865
I checked it and baggot still isn't in there, someone fix that

>>56222865
I'm sorry, you're claiming they baked *6* threads? That number seems a little high.

>>56222636
ty based anon and godspeed

TLT gap filled. Back down it goes.

this is the last thread

>>56222939
it really is over

>>56222939
Thank God.

>>56222639
EV / (cash flow from op. + financing costs) = EV/DACF

EV/(DACF - CAPEX) = EV/DAFCF

the financing costs are added to the other side of the equation to negate the debt weighing in on the calculation and thereby better compare differently leveraged companies. The CAPEX cost is added on top to consider the now debt adjusted cash flow available for distribution to shareholders

though I'm unsure whether it's actually better to separate EV/FCF and EV/DACF entirely

>>56222798
IV is already pretty high... idk if I can find a position I like.

banking

>>56222939
Based, fuck all tripfags and mods

Once we get to page 10 we're free!

>>56222954
fuck you too, double bipoc lover

baking

>>56222967
You just said this was the last thread

DXY finally putting a bearish engulfing in on the daily, things are about to turn (maybe)

>>56222967
you know you're going to get truck of peaced by the baker's union terrorists for busting their strike right?

Stop killing the market I need to load up on shorts first (DAX)

Banking...

go on without me brothers

>>56222973
I'm not really baking, I just like to say it so everyone else who wants to bake goes "ah ok he's already baking so I dont have to" and then smg dies

>>56222994
Sauce on pic? She got an OF?

>>56222798
Alright I've got some puts expiring Friday, lets see how it goes.

Bank me? No no no, BNKU!

>>56223001
kys simp, you are everything wrong with men today

>>56223001
its just some barista ho near my house

raking

>>56222998
devilish

>>56223023
just mow over them it's better for your lawn
>passing up free mulch

Seaking...
>Please buy LMT I'm begging you

wow it really is the last /smg/

Endless rain, fall on my heart 心の傷に
Let me forget all of the hate, all of the sadness

>>56223040
I'll give you a bid at, oh, 390 or thereabouts.

>>56223014
Nah, I don’t even have any OF account but if she’s got one I can rip it for free
>>56223016
PNW?

>>56223040
there is an entire war priced in right now
convince me to buy

>>56223032
Not to mention mowing the lawn is much less work than raking.

>>56223014
Did not expect baggot to come out as a simp genocider, but that's based, I'll shoah you last

>>56223032
My yard ends up covered in pine cones and I use an old "reel" mower that gets jammed with them so I have to rake before I mow.

>>56223046
>PNW?
yes.
funny enough another local coffee spot near me used to have mary kay letourneau and vili's daughter working there

>>56222702
Golds not doing too bad today
Silj is green even

musk is having some kind of live presentation right now on youtube. tesla live channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBnqBddkVmE

>>56222639
>>56222949
Hmm, yes upon reconsidering this it really is smarter to keep CAPEX away from the EV/DACF equation after all. So it's better to consider a company's valuation multiple in relation to its debt and debt servicing costs, and a company's capital expenditures and free cash flow in two different vacuums.

Mumoids are celebrating this little green candle

>>56223111
Checked. My puts lost $3,000 of value in the last 2 daily candles. I'm bleeding out

>>56223111
kek lil baby ninja turtle dick

Baking

>>56223111

>>56223111
Damn. I wish I had bought LEAP puts in August instead of the retarded 0DTEs.

>>56223121
The time to short was when Nvidia had the earnings blowout.
How many times do I need to tell you niggas, this is the Nvidia market.

Last smg ever?

>>56223159
Yes.

Baking

>>56223159
We still have like a hundred posts to go.

>>56223111
just wait until 4pm and you'll see the most dovish powell
the 10y yield will crater and we'll see new ATHs

>>56223175
Ok

I'm down 18% YTD. Am I profoundly retarded?

>I WAS GONNA BAKE THE NEW
>BUT I GOT HIGH

I'll go make a pizza and when I come back I'll bake
nobody else bake, give me 10 mins

>>56223191
>ahem
Either I'm baking
Or you'll get no new thread

Retards spazzing out about baking, we're on page fucking 4. This thread will not fall off for at least an hour. This is a slow board you newfag bitchbois.

>>56223214
complaining about the thread being the last thread EVER, that this is it, the final /smg/, is also a long, that we are finally free, is a 4+ year tradition newfrendo
lurk moar

>>56223214
i'm a simple man
i see 300 / i immediately switch to bakingposting

>>56223232
I know you bitch, and still we always somehow end up with multiple threads in the catalog instead of just one. Any other board would have this shit figured, apparently you niggers are too fucking stupid to handle the basics.

>>56223097
i buy they he's a decently smart dude but man he is a shite orator

>>56223274
it's not bitching newfrendo
it's ironically posting, making the joke
>this is the last thread, ever
it's people just having fun, having a laugh
something that your autistic self doesn't understand

fuckin retards thinking you're actually free
GET IN HERE
>>56223292
>>56223292
>>56223292
>>56223292

baking.

RIP /SMG/

>>56223290
>>56223290
>>56223290

>>56223301
Fuck you baggot

>>56223301
>>56223304
Nice job, niggers.

>>56223301
>Jewish holiday calendar
Nice.

I'm not posting in that thread

>>56223335
fine you bake then

wtf

It's over. We're free.

Last post

>>56223301
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!

>>56223296
I'm just trying to make things work better, call me a newfriend idc, I've been here long enough cuckboi

Oh God it gets worse.

>page 5

It really is over

>>56223301
KWAB

>>56223301
GIGABASED mod
Looks like someone agrees with me about how this place should run
>>56223355
Hahaha get in the oven and I'll bake you

>>56221172
NEW THREAD>>56221172
>>56221172
>>56221172
>>56221172

>>56223404
AHHH!!!!

>>56223404
Baka

AHHHHHHHH AFTER TEN THOUSAND THREADS I'M FREE

>>56223404
Based recursive thread, moving over

>>56223404
You retarded bro?

>>56223404
I'm stuck in a time loop or something and can't get out of this thread and into the new one

It took me 10 minutes to find this shit

When you think about it, it should be a permanent pinned thread.

>>56223402
>implying the mod removed my post
look retard, i just deleted it so that other fellow who wouldn't post in my thread could bake his own thread for us to post in. now, we just have to wait for him to deliver.