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it's all true

>>56220290
CAN MODS DELETE THIS SPAM FUCKS!

>>56220290
based

>>56220304
SEETHE COPE DILATE AHAHAHAHA YOU CAN ONLY DELETE CHAINLINK THREADS FOR SO LONG.

CHAINLINK WILL CHAINLINK

>>56220290
this is so incredibly based because this is the fucking alternative

>>56220290
lmao this is such a funny graphic

We are the miners now

>>56220290
I'm a no linker but I have to admit what they did is kinda based. The CCIP should make link a top 15 coin

>>56220290
Lmaoooo is this an official image? Fucking hats off if it is. TNN spammers forever BTFO

>>56220336
It is. Pump it

>>56220290
IT'S REAL
https://twitter.com/chainlink/status/1707366293081337984

>>56220336
the full tweet is even more litty

>>56220290
I don't get it, what's the thing on the left?

>>56220359
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD NOW

>>56220359
mixer

>>56220359
Every asset in the world

>>56220359
pool vacuum. cant say more

oh nonononoo fudders BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>56220359
All digital assets (present and future) on all possible chains (present and future)

>>56220290
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
I DRINK IT UP

>>56220290
>>56220356
Is that a gas chamber?

>>56220383
TOP KEK

>>56220290
>it's real
Damn, actually pretty surprised they're being this explicit about it. Let's give a round of applause to Todd Barr, he's been doing a great job with Chainlink's marketing since Adelyn got dumped.

>>56220408
No, it's a petrol canister

>>56220383
Lmao

>Cross-chain interoperability protocol not only enables quadrillion dollars of traditional finance to be upgraded but also means Chainlink is the universal gas token
>-0.88%
(Disclaimer I own 100k LINK)

>>56220309
>shayn lank

scam coin token not needed

>>56220378
got my dick stuck in one of those once

Crypto exchanges not needed

>>56220359
It’s a tank where the petrol is held, you didn’t think it just magically appears from the nozzle when you hold the trigger? Or maybe you thought there’s a magical petrol reservoir somewhere?

>>56220560
what if gasoline is actually just, like, salt chalk and water, and all the oil rigs and shit are just a psyop to keep up the lie that it's magic dinosaur juice from deep underground so they can keep charging us so much for it.

>>56220605
what if you are just really fucking stupid?

>>56220560
Why is it drawn next to the pump though, normally the tank is underground, are Chainlink Labs employees mentally challenged?

>>56220712
It would be appear you're the only one with room IQ in the room, actually...

>>56220712
Does the tank being underground matter for the analogy?

is 3.5k LINK enough to make it bros?

>>56220712
There are above ground tanks on the moon

Only Link, Eth and Bitcoin are fully decentralised, that’s something to think about

Pay with anything huh? How about this *pulls pants down* FARRRTTTTTTTSS SHAARRRRTTTTTSS how many linkies is that worth? hmmz?

FKin send it already im going insane

>>56220754
Gas has no purpose on the moon

so link turns everything into worthless tokens that seep into the groundwater because nobody cares to use them after they come out of the pump?

>>56220290
wow

>>56220813
Yeah you’re right there’s no reason for anyone or anything to cross chain

>>56220290
This isn't how the LINK token works.. you will just get scammed again.

>>56220383
kek

>>56220408
Gas the jews?

>>56220290
Holy mother of god.

>>56220290
Looks like a symbol for Sergey dumping Link.
>"Pay us in whatever you want, we're just going to market sell Link on our holders"

>>56220290
they've updated it with a bit more info for all the anons struggling to get it

uhhh

>>56220971
Impressive. Very nice.

>>56220747
It would be appear indeed
>>56220749
It's crucial

>>56220971
impressive, very nice

>>56220290
Based. Single figure stablecoin foreverprison confirmed. Can't have your gas token moving around wildly in price. Should have bought the rumor and sold the news.

>>56220960
Lamo. Actually makes more sense

>>56221104
>18 decimals
>collateral/security increases with token price
anon it's a 100x opportunity even now

>>56221104
Trx are a set price because of scalability numbnuts

>>56221120
>2025
>link is the universal gas token for swift
>token price is $5.01965432001

>>56220960
My SIDES this is more than likely.

>>56220960
This pic goes very hard

We cant stop winning

I thought chainlink was about decentralized smart oracles, wtf is this shit?

>>56220971
delet

>>56221242
>I thought
you should stop

>>56221242
Chainlink oracles connect all blockchains, and all you need is Link tokens.
Universal gas.

>>56220971
that's hot
ooooo
That's hot

>>56221251
But isn't the picture and caption suggesting that you precisely do not need the link token because it comes out of the gas pump whatever you put in there

It's like fuddies are seeing a stylized drawing for the first time in their lives kek.

>Muh gas tank is usually underground??
>But the gas is coming out of the nozzle and falling on the street!!? Doesn't that suggest that gas isn't needed??

>>56221280
You can use chainlink
Or you can use ANYTHING else, which the network will convert into LINK and charge you a fee for

All you NEED is link

>>56220960
This is funny because it's true. Why didn't they think this would backfire now that everyone is complaining about the dumps, they literally drew themselves dumping link tokens, and keeping fiat, are they retarded, is this a humiliation ritual?

>>56221280
>You do not need fuel because it comes out of the gas pump whatever you put in there

>>56220290
Fucking idiots, this is a subliminal image showing you how Sergey has been giving link marines a golden shower for years. You're all his bitches.

>>56221335
>you can use ANYTHING else, which the network will convert into LINK

So factually you don't need link, only the network needs it? I mean this is pure logic. If they drew link going in and then getting all the other tokens to you then yes it'd show you only need link to get all the others, this is the opposite

>>56220750
Yes, in 2030.

>>56221374
Correct, see >>56220960 for more details

Not sure if the wider crypto community is as dumb as they act or if they're larping fudders.

>>56221375
You can use anything to pay, however paying in anything other than LINK has a 10% premium

>>56221386
The broader crypto community is under the influence of the MEV-cabal, simple as

>>56220383
saved and kekd

>>56220960
>FUD this!!!
dunno OP, looks like this guy nailed this assignment

>>56220290
Gas not needed world is going electric

>>56220290
Bank A pays DON for Chainlink job, in USD. DON converts to LINK. Node operators convert all of it back to USD to cover the actual real life bills for their infrastructure.

Result: Zero price impact for LINK. Increased fees for Uniswap.

Bullish for DEX's/Swaps

>>56221578
you forgot the part where they pay extra fee if they don't pay in LINK.

>>56221578

Kek this made me spit out my coffee. Either brilliant irony or anon is braindead retarded.

>>56220383

>>56220395
I loved that movie and didn't even see it. Only saw the ending LMFAO

>>56220395
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINAGE
DRAAAAAAAAAINAGE ELI

>>56220316
Was trying to move USDC from Arbitrum back to Ethereum yesterday, realized there is now one called "USDCe" to actual do that.
What a mess.

Besides if gas is much lower on rollups you still get megajewed by the prices of bridges so if you want to use Defi right now you're either captive of a few rollups.

>>56220383
My sides>>56220385

>>56221729
Do zoomers really? You get no context for the ending without this scene https://youtu.be/kkYuar2RRtI?si=JJP8dXxBlMr0dLTg

>>56220290
i hate Chainlink Community Advocates so much its unreal

Why is LINK pumping?!?!?!?!?

IT....IT...IT NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56220618
>what if

I’m with stupid.

>>56221908
Millenial here. Didn't watch it when it first was winning awards and never watched it since. I work allot so i don't watch tv shit in general. I get ten minutes of Netflix during my lunch break on average per day. I only rewatch old shit from the 90s. It helps me cope with clown world

>>56220712
You are neurodivergent

>>56222167
While the ending is beast, the best scene is actually when he gets baptized or bares his heart to his “brother”

>check this heckin' graphic
>chainlink graphic designer salary paid by baggies

>>56221386
They buy dog tokens and lose thousands of dollars to Indians and other ESL miscreants

>>56221835

>>56220971

TOP FUCKING KEK
> when your pattern recognition for potential racism is so strong you can recognize slurs in scrambled symbols

>>56222222
um, checked?

>>56222222
wasted

>>56221104

If not troll;
1. You’re an idiot
2. It’s a relative amount so stays the same regardless of token prices
3. One of the old hackathon winners developed some inverse swap bullshit so that nodes staking link were insulated from token price swings. Forget the details, but in principle you can build contracts that solve the issue

>>56222222
checked

>>56220290
ah yes just another 7 years for version 0.01 to release

>>56222222
CHECKED, CⱧAINSTINK BTFO'D

>>56222222
BASED

>>56220971
put the eth symbol back in for the second e, the one in jews, and its a 10/10 for literally using the same symbols as in the official tweet

>>56222469
Agree

>>56222222
Keked and concurred

>>56222248
>selling
>june 2021
big oof

>>56220290
How does that even work? Does it use Uniswap pools? cross-chain?

>>56221578
The official LINK Twitter calling itself the universal gas token and you think they aren’t ready to let it send it to astronomical levels?

They literally created a flywheel where every asset on chain just ends up eventually turning into the LINK.

>marketing exec getting paid 200k a year to copy paste old biz memes

>>56222553
Not known yet

>>56220356
are they referring to the marketplace where you pay with x tokens and nodes receive link in return?

>>56222619
I wish, I tried to get that position on the basis that I spend 20h a day on 4chan but said I was willing to tread reddit for the sake of link

>>56221578
baby first step into crypto.
Same as miners right? One part of the payment is for infrastructure, you fucking dumbass. That's a component of pricing, like any fucking business in this world.
This + staking gives the token huge demand.

>>56220383
time to gass the bears

How does this make you feel underperforming pissbaby chudcels?
>September 4, 2020:
LINK: $12.50
BTC: $10,434
ETH: $388
BNB: $20.62
XRP: $0.23
ADA: $0.08
DOGE: $0.002
SOL: $2.71
TRX: $0.03
MATIC: $0.01

>September 4, 2023:
LINK: $5.96
BTC: $25,743
ETH: $1,623
BNB: $214.45
XRP: $0.50
ADA: $0.25
DOGE: $0.063
SOL: $19.36
TRX: $0.07
MATIC: $0.55

>>56220960
Accurate. The link token is just a way to siphon USD and BTC away from retail in exchange for worthless premined chuck e cheese tokens

>>56222764
>How does this make you feel underperforming pissbaby chudcels?
feels like market has been irrational for +3 years and its ripe time for correction

>>56222764
We know it’s undervalued, that’s why we’re here

>>56222764
Considering i bought at 30p, pretty good ta.

>>56220395
I DRINK IT UP

see you losers back at $6.66 in a month

>>56222942
God I hope so

>>56222619
they that 3rd post is mine!
>Sergey probably has a folder full of Cobsons, ready to be sent through the internal company Slack

>>56220560
I always thought it's pumping it straight from the ground very deep

>>56220770
lol

>>56220426
fuck that pan faced chink she was probably getting her chinks to suppress it

>>56221386
>the wider crypto community
like 95% just wait for vc to post official narrative and they regurgitate to sound smart
that's the crypto community

>>56220290

>>56220971
Holy kek. Based af.

>>56220971
the philosophy driving chainlink is about as globalist as it gets

>baggies too scared to post the real version

>>56221954
These people are literally mentally ill over chainlink I don’t get it

>>56222942
>month
I unironically give it 2 weeks

>>56222764
>cⱨainstinkers are jews

>>56220290
Are we getting to the point where the token is TOO needed?
This can be seriously dangerous.

>>56222619
Based

Really what we’re seeing are the consequences of solving the oracle problem. We knew chainlink would have unforeseen applications, now we’re seeing them bear fruit. What is really meaningful about this is that it will increase chainlink jobs and also increase link trade volume. It also means you have no need to hold eth or any other chain in your wallet to pay gas fees. You’ll just hold link and eth will be purchased and spent at the moment of transaction. Meaning less of eth or other chains being held in wallets and more link taken off the market at any given time. Another possibility is that this will affect transaction ordering as there will now be a layer of link between gas payment and transaction ordering. Another blow to MEV.

>>56224721
it' all coming together

https://governance.aave.com/t/bgd-aave-governance-v3-activation-plan/14993

>>56224721
Something tells me that none of us actually know how big this is going to become. It will blow even the most hopeful anons speculations out of the water.

>>56224776
I’m the schizo poster that posts about how chainlink will be the primordial soup from which AI will naturally emerge. I actually believe it.

>>56221346
The only one complaining about dumps is your mother when I take a fat dump on her lips after motorboating her sad old tiddies.

>>56224856

happy to feed your schizo fren WAGMI

>>56224856
I think it's a plausible scenario

Could link flip eth?

>>56224912
Well it’s the most likely suspect for a naturally emergent ai to arise. One not made by human intervention. And I have a lot of doubt on whether it’s even possible for us to make a true ai with how little we understand about consciousness. I think it’s much more likely for it to evolve accidentally out of processes. And with chainlink connecting smartcontracts and IOT you have stimulus and response not only from the blockchain universe and the internet, but from the IOT. Like a protozoan waggling it’s flagellum around, exploring its surroundings and it’s own existence.

>>56220378
BASED

>>56224973
One day yeah. The promise of chainlink is a seamless end user experience in a multichain world. For that world to exist it means flattening the user experience between different chains. Chain choice will probably be automatically generated by a background process to choose the fastest dnd cheapest option at any moment. So layer 1s are just like isps. Not really very special.

>>56224973
eth is just a chain
the main one and one that will always be important
but it's just a chain

>>56220349
>>56220960
>>56220971
>>56223470
>>56220349
nice memes marines. please report back at chainlink.chat and enrich our meme channel there with your works

>>56225032
Yes. Just like dex-aggregators route your swap through ideal dex protocol(s) and their liquidity pools, Chainlink will route any of your requests through any avalaible path. It wil AGGREGATE EVERYTHING and ABSTRACT IT AWAY for end users.

>>56224973
I think that's almost guaranteed, probably BTC as well if things carry on as they are and adoption goes as anticipated amongst the institutions.
BTC still has no real use outside of the whales who hold it, believing it's the future of currency.
I think it's more likely we move on to a multi-chain world with everyone from countries to banks having their own blockchains.

>>56222469
>>56222508
>>56220971
do it faggots
archive dot ph VnjKb for anyone who missed an earlier thread.

>>56220971
top tier

>>56223470
This dumb shit made me kek

>>56225752
It doesn't really make sense. Why is the gas pump putting gas back into Sergey? Delete and try again.

>>56225576
>>56222469
>>56222508
you realize you are currently sitting in front of a computer that has the capability to do what you are asking for, but instead you want someone else to fulfil your request? it's an extremely easy edit too. just do it yourself you fucking faggot.
you're like a pig who just eats.

>>56220290
test

>>56220749
It matters to determine the level of retardation of chainlink labs. They're to the left of the bell curve

>>56220754
There are no man made structures on the moon you retard

>>56225933
checked

Ok now >>56220960 defend this op

Still can’t believe they posted this

>>56229355
Why? Link is a /biz/ token

i just bought 40 link because of this post

>>56225787
You actually autistic?
Because link is just gas to make sergeys fat ass grow fatter. Its inflating him.

>>56220960
kek. this is probably more accurate though.

>>56220290

>>56224721
>solving the oracle problem
hi, the oracle problem is how to verify data is correct before copying it onchain. link does none of that, it just copies the data, while priding themselves on correctly copying the data, not inventing any new data on accident, something that never happens ever, but just copies the data, an operation that is so trivial that there are built in machine codes to do exactly that. it does solve the money problem of sergey though

>>56222469

>>56235992
Now someone make a gif version for me, where the symbols rearrange themselves.

>>56221090
hi fart

>>56232416
Same spirit as >>56220960 but way cleaner

>>56232416
By this logic, shouldn't bitcoin dump after every halving since miners dump their holdings? Other anons also confirmed that the majority of bitcoin miners are subsidized.

>>56235992
>spelling out BYE JEWS in the symbols of their own power levers
>in a gas chamber
>under their own main symbol
>universal gas
God damn this pic is hot to the touch

>>56235992
>>56238273

>>56238307
>Chainlink gives free tokens to banks
>make retail pay for it

How is this hurting ((them)) ?

>>56235992
I had to check

>>56220383
kek

>>56220971
I knew there was something behind the dumps!

>>56238386
It's not. Also ((they)) made Chainlink. The plot thickens, as do our wallets.

>>56225006
Your last sentence made me kek, but yes I also think you're description of this likely being the medium some sort of alien intelligence will use to explore our realm and its own existence is correct.