/biz/ - Business & Finance

Congrats true longs tutes won’t get our shares

is art a good investment?

I’ve lost so much money
Unrealized of course

WHEN I SAY GREAT,
YOU SAY DEPRESSION!!!
>GREAT!!!

I wish Taylor would hug me after today.

>>56163617
imagine the chafing at the end of the day

ALLY

say it with me folks.
>2nd day LOW OF DAY CLOSE
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tomorrow we get breakers.

STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56163617
>BBC news
>this pic
pottery

>>56163625
Honestly, it's not so great my man.

>>56163626

>>56163636
just fuck my shit up.
>Verification not required.
It's all so tiresome bros

>>56163617
>turn one direction and get BBC brushing against your ass but you get tiddies on your chest
>turn the other direction, but the BBC might graze your crotch and you miss the tiddies but you get to feel them on your back
It's like the prisoner's dilemma

>AFTER ALL WHY SHOULDN'T I FUCK THE MARKETS

>>56163617
Only if you're renting it to a museum.
Art in your house is not an investment, but rather speculation. There is no yield. Gold and bitcoin are similar.

>>56163636
only +3.6% because im too afraid of vix futures

>>56163636
Well, at least I have my KRE puts and physical uranium.

I might have to look for a job soon if this keeps going like this.

>>56163643
Yes.

>>56163636
-571€ P/L; +848€ rlzd. Hindsight says I should have sold yesterday. Hindsight is worthless.

>>56163636
minus 0.18
muh BOIL
boughted more

Once the U.S. stock market is destroyed the debt burden will be a big problem

Is it...... SLURPTEMBER?!

>>56163659
that's the closest you will ever get to seeing her plushy pink bagina

>>56163668
bleh!

>>56163652
at which price bracket can I rent it to a museum?

>>56163656
I bet KR's hiring.

>>56163666
ch-checked...

>futures

>>56163668
Indeed it is and a good bleh to you

Well, that was a day.

>>56163636
still cashman. looked up some tickers to follow

>>56163666
Whoah there satan, that almost sounds like the kind of crisis that would send the current establishment who caused this disaster to Guantanamo Bay. HRM, really makes you think!

Anyone catch Cramer’s monthly club meeting today?

>>56163673
The british have that market cornered so they're the ones to learn from, but basically you go take some important piece of art from somewhere else and sit on it for a few hundred years and then rent it back to them so they can put it in a museum in their own country. But if we're putting numbers on things then around the seven to eight figure valuation mark would be when renting it out gets valuable enough to be worth doing.

>>56163674
KR is /smg/ top holding. we will all go work there when the depression hits and ask to be paid in shares

CLFTRANNY, SHOW YOURSELF!!!

>>56163674
>>56163683

And now the slurping begins

>>56163598
should I sell my AMD stocks? I need some hopium. the last earnings call was horrible

>>56163705
He's been busy banging his slampiece and getting fat, I don't think he posts much anymore.

>>56163707
morgan brennan is so hot. she always makes me fap after a long stressful day of trading when she pops up on tv at 4:01 with her cleavage out

>>56163715
I have bad news for you anon. I talked about stocks with my coworker today and you'll never guess which stock he's betting on big.

Don't care, I BOUGHT.

>>56163673
6 figs minimum. Usually more.

Honestly the main reason contemporary art has any value at all is due to the double tax deduction. By donating to charity, you can deduct the present value from taxes, without actually realizing the equivalent unrealized gain on your taxes.
>buy some shit for $10k
>hold for a few years
>"appraise" it for $500k
>150k tax deduction for the cost of $10k
But I don't consider this scheme an investment. Closer to money laundering. As for how the appraisal passes audit - the trick is to rent it. Cashflow justifies the value.

NVAX bros.... It's over

>>56163729
Wait, wtf, you are here too?

>>56163715
that bitch lisa su said cloud growth was gonna increase 50% on the earnings call before last and then totally flopped. im an amd boi for life but i cant trust her right now

>>56163744
no I'm not here

>>56163727
You should tweet her this anon, obviously she will acknowledge you on air after she changes her soaking panties

NVDA at the threshold for oversold on the 1 yr chart, SOXX looking good. Bears really are going to repeat last year huh? Lmao

>>56163707
Nothing will top International Women's Day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

I HOLD ON TO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLE
WATCH AS WE ALL FLY AWAY (FLY AWAAAAAAY)
>>56163636
+5.5%

I am astonished at the lack of bounce in the indices today.

>>56163631
what's a breaker?

>>56163715
Let's just say SOXS is the new SOXL.

>>56163767
Hey BUDDY, I hear they don't let inmates trade stocks at gitmo. Or take HRT, for that matter.

come crawling faster! obey your master!

buy buy buy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0b_ai9k0-8

>>56163782
Dr. Copper just got pummeled -2.2% so

Don't make me change Death Grips tracks, you dumb NAFOtrannies.

>>56163636
-1% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56163636
-0.5
my protective puts can only do so much.
I'm fucked if next week is anywhere the same.

>>56163787
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/circuitbreaker.asp#:~:text=Circuit%20breakers%20are%20temporary%20measures,13%25%2C%20and%2020%25.

>>56163778
True just throwing some more OC for the photoshop anons

>>56163809

>>56163782
This is pretty typical post-FOMC action. Small bounce tomorrow and then sentiment reset over the weekend.

>>56163636
-3.48% today, -8.3% yesterday
Yeah, I do think about ending it

guys... we just hit a 15 year high on LTT and LTTips

FUCKI NCALL SOMEBODY BIDEN; THIS CAN'T BE LEGAL

>muh disinflation
>muh soft landing
>muh ai
>muh unemployment rate
>muh consumer sentiment
>muh wall of money
>muh short and shallow recession

>>56163842
not only is it legal, its bidenomics

>>56163833
>guys... we just hit a 15 year high on LTT and LTTips
fucked up the crop
this shit is spiking harder than when we got a credit downgrade
We're past 4.5% yield and almost 2.25% real yield

My portfolio has gone from 21k to 13k since August 1st and I refuse to do anything other than buying even more because I know bears are utterly fucking wrong just like they were last year. Bunch of reactionary fags.

>>56163807
>Sneed & Pheed drops too hard?
>just close your eyes and ears and halt it!
Genius! Dare I say, even bullish!

>>56163842
This guy's feeling the power of Bidenomics

>>56163617
Are you talking about the masterworks scam?
No. It's a closed-end fund with a laughably usurious fee structure and insanely wide spreads if you want to exit early.
If you're poor enough to be asking here, then no. Art investing is not for you.

>>56163823
Thanks for this post. Puts things into perspective.

>>56163823
Look at each of your holdings, look at their charts, decide where you'd set price targets and stop losses. If the risk:reward isn't there, put in your market sell order now.

>>56163636
+36.85%
-55.08% YTD

>>56163842
It's bidenomics, chud. If you don't like it then you're literally a russian agent.

>>56163759
Imagine thinking i visit that website let alone have an account. Elon aint getting these cookies for free

>>56163636
+$26

>muh pivot
>muh china reopening
>muh termed out debt
>muh max pain is higher
>muh hawkish ecb

>10 year: 4.494%

Come onnnn

Last thursday we were at 4515, LMAO.

Trump needs to get back into office and force the fed to go back to 0 and make them print money this is illegal what is happening

BOJ meeting tonight. What does this mean for tomorrow

>>56163855
You basically just find something valuable and pull the same grift NFT faggots did by trading it a few times for more money each time with an ever higher appraisal. The poorfag version of making money from art would be something like buying up all the supply of an MtG card and sitting on them until you could sell them for two or three times what you paid. The even poorerfag version would be cornering the market on some kind of digital good like CSGO skins or cases or sticker capsules. The rub is you have to sit on shit forever.

>>56163636
Cash you disgusting weeb fuckwit

>>56163879
>Last thursday we were at 4515, LMAO.
There's nothing funny about people losing their retirements.

>>56163883
Fucking gooknips will keep printing their dogshit currency and LIKE IT.

It’s still shitting itself

Bears getting euphoric.
You do know what that means, right?

>>56163881
Sorry, he'll be too busy with mass arrests at the FBI and DHS.

>>56163852
Have you considered using less leverage?
If you managed to drawdown almost 40% when benchmark is down like 5% then godspeed you beautiful retard.

Is it time to buy the dip?

>>56163888
Sounds like a ponzi and not really sound to tie it to the stock market. Germany wants to do it now too. I guess the americanization is in full force. Housing expensive. Question is when they will kill the social system and then we are like you.

>>56163900
Capitulation down to zero?

>>56163883
God I bet they'll fucking make the JPY jump RIGHT before my trip over there. I hate them already. Just fucking shut up. Why do we have to hear the central bankers every fucking week Jesus Christ. Just shut up for 4 months and let the flow of things do their shit. It's not that hard.

>>56163666
>damn check em

>>56163907
In CCJ, yes.

>>56163598
>Tfw Tay will never hug you and make it all okay

>>56163900
Checked. Yeah, a little too much bearposting for me to have confidence.

I WAS PROMISED A SOFT LANDING


THIS IS NOT SOFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56163854
>>56163871
It really is hilarious how hard these faggots fail at everything

anyone have any systemic risk tickers to take a stab at? like full blown collapse 60-100% downside potential in case the big one is imminent?

>>56163636
>-1.82%

>>56163921
>bank machine
Sounds trustworthy.

>>56163930
TAIL and SWAN are the only ones I know but they are both pretty shit.

Just buy some SPY 400p's for next March and call it a day.

>>56163636
My long calls did some numbers today despite the underlying going down (NVAX)
and all my deep OTM puts are starting to accelerate upward>>56163636

>>56163930
I would imagine AT&T and other telecoms are pretty much fucked. They have to invest so much into 5g to survive and they are going to have to take on a ton of debt.

>>56163930
UVXY would be the permadoomer ticker but you're going to be paying a lot in premium or waiting a while to sell shares before it's worth it. Clown market dictates VIX and anything based on it are wildly manipulated so they won't pop until it's actually happening and probably won't run as far as they should when they do.

>>56163938
This, I was thinking the same thing like I’m not putting my debit in that. Seems as safe as putting your dick in a whore in Tijuana without a condom.

>US 10 year
holy shit

>>56163925
what is the solution of the Republicans cause the Democrats are stupid cause both sides keep talking about trannys and woke

stop the count!
market is kill.

I am thinking it may be time to exit the markets

Might be a good time to start buying in again. Looking juicy, the fear is almost peak.

>>56163953
Wait a couple years for the overton window to shift very far very hard to the right. Both teams have the same goals they just trade places leading.

>>56163792
pretty cool vid, looks like a fun place. think i would get into a lot of trouble there though

>>56163958
>>56163961
The duality of smgee

>>56163953
Not sending $50 billion to Ukraine is a good start.

>>56163961
>Might be a good time to start buying in again. Looking juicy, the fear is almost peak.

>>56163961
This, barely anything has changed

>>56163978
It's a rounding error compared to what we spend on everything else

>>56163883
UUUUOOOOda is going to banzai the yen samurai and send the US economy to the shadow realm

>>56163971
you would be in hyper trouble in pattaya. especially now that they sell marijuana all every corner shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHN-tkNodsE

>>56163987
He doesn't have the stones.

>>56163886
Great advice on how to become a baggie.
Anything worth buying out on the RL is already insanely expensive, and anything not on the RL you risk cratering when WOTC decides to print more.
Ask all the watch flipper fags how they are doing now that prices are collapsing and they can't move stock.

Collectible markets are highly capital intensive, low liquidity, with insanely wide spreads. It is not for the poor or faint of heart, which is 90% anons here.

>>56163732
I am in cash until the suicides start, then I will buy.

>>56163985
And it's hilarious how locked in all that shit is. You find something to cut here without being thrown out of office or being JFK'd.

>>56163985
People say this but you could give every working American $300 with that. "Rounding error" is just an excuse to let them continue to be corrupt pieces of shit. Defund the fed, FBI, CIA, IRS, and congress. Switch to personal retirement accounts that have a minimum yearly deposit by the government. Stop letting government spend endless money on literally fucking nothing.

>>56163978
>spending $750 billion on a military that sits on its ass all day
>spending $50 billion dollar on a proxy war where your puppet state is currently fucking the entire russian war machinery (your enemy)

idk man

>>56163903
I was down over 70% last September then went up to +30% this year. The trick is ignoring bears and having HUGE balls and a long time horizon

>>56164011
Or you can, you know, let Russia have the puppet state they had before 2014. That's very much an alternative (and the likely outcome if we throw every single Ukie male into the meatgrinder).

In either case, long OIL.

>>56163913
So much this. While we're at it instead of making everyone report earnings 4 times a year we should just make the companies do it once. So much effort for fucking nothing.

>>56164011
Russia isnt our enemy only Ukraines

>>56164010
I largely agree there's too much fat in every budget but good luck getting rid of it without ending up in four separate 50 gallon barrels. I'm just saying the 50 billion sent to ukraine is a rounding error compared to what the government spends and another anon even posted a nice little breakdown of how it's spent to find somewhere that makes more sense to start cutting spending from. Hell, how much money was given away via PPP loans that were entirely fraudulent?

>>56163953
>What is the solution the Republicans have to offer? The Democrats are retarded, but both sides seem to focus on 'trannys and woke.'
Situation is difficult but can be fixed. Heres a list to start:
1) Close border
2) Stop giving handouts (ukraine, students, banks, ect)
3) Fix relations with russia and the saudis

+5% today but I feel like I'm gonna get smoked tomorrow because the world won't let me win.

>>56164011
Hey idiot. Youre actually fucking stupid and literally dont know what the FUCK you are talking about. You probably don't even know that the current Ukraine regime is literally set up by corrupt US and EU politicans. They got mad Ukrainians elected a Russian sympathetic president so Obama had the CIA do a coup, which is also when Russia took Crimera. They let Russia take Crimera as "Acceptable losses." They are funneling billions of dollars into Ukraine for PURELY MONEY LAUNDERING and globalist NGO projects like mass immigration and forever wars. All while genociding Ukrainian people. Its actually fucking psychopathic. Anyone who supports Ukraine is either a fucking demon or an complete fucking idiot.

>>56164040
>Fix relations with russia
Fine by me.
>and the saudis
https://youtu.be/-dVTIbc9Ax4?si=MkRp_zjUPzIgKfAc

From the last thread

>>56163996
yeah weed is not so much my jam anymore these days, spent too many years stoned out of my mind. its maybe not that great to go such a place if you arent fucking zooted though. are drugs legal there? i thought it was super illegal maybe im thinking Indonesia

>>56164054
What’s your point here

>>56163598
Please buy my PHUN bags.

>>56164054
i dont get it

>>56164051
Strength of the petrodollar is extremely important.

>>56164010
Excellent speech, Mr. Ramaswamy.

>>56164054
congrats on the $1mil anon

>>56164054
>7 figure purgatory

>>56164059
>>56164061
I'm the retard from last thread who couldn't Calc my interest but wanted to prove to the naysayers I wasn't trolling

>>56164046
I already said it's a puppet state

>They are funneling billions of dollars into Ukraine
who is "they"?
>MONEY LAUNDERING
and how does that money laundering work? who is doing it? if it's the US govt why would they resort to money laundering when they can just print?
>All while genociding Ukrainian people
idk I don't see Nato troops killing ukrainians

please explain the money laundering part though

>>56163822
>sentiment reset over the weekend
u wot?

>>56164061
>i dont get it
Pussy? We know

>>56164076
Thanks anon it took awhile

>>56164082
Politicians retard, they decide to support ukraine but funnel it into their own pockets (the laundering part)

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
>SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
>SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
>SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
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>SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST
>SCHIZOS WON, TROONS LOST

>>56164096
ASTOUNDINGLY based.

>>56164077
Checked. This is my cash account. I have another 1.3 in an active broker acc but the feeling is the same

>>56164092
ok explain the process on how exactly they're doing it

>>56164089
I'm still in the low 5-figs myself but I hope I can someday get to 7 figs

>>56164101
What are your positions?

>>56164089

congrats friend - tsla or nvda leaps? mind sharing your wins?

>>56163978
>Pay $50B to prop up ukraine
>Russia ends up trapping themselves in a forever war
>All of europe rallies around NATO and US hegemony
>Freeze and seize assets of russian oligarchs

That $50B was gonna get spent on defense contractors anyways. It's the bribe we pay corporations to ensure global dominance.

>>56164010
I hope you're fluent in mandarin. Because this would be the fastest way for china to essentially replace the USA as global hegemon.
The money printer is what keeps us on top and our hoes in line.

>>56164104
I'm 30. I was really lucky that this all happened within the span of about 5 years

>>56164089
Time to take the jewelry pill anon. Here’s a new pinky ring I bought myself earlier this month

>>56164102
Are you retarded? A politicians or family (son) or friends own shell businesses in ukraine and curropt ukraine politicians "pay" those companies for whatever they can imagine, do you actually think anyone in the us knows or controls or this money is spend lmao

>>56164115
noice. 26 myself but I don't really gamble, I'm taking it fairly nice and slow.

>>56164054
Very nice, I seem to not be able to get past 400k.

>>56164082
Wow this is how retarded bears are lmao

>>56163913
Holy fuck this. These niggerfaggots cause nothing but trouble everytime they open thier aspie mouths. I hate them so much it's unreal.

>>56164119
Don't forget that Ukraine is still required to pay their national debt in US dollars lol

>>56164119
okay what are the shell businesses? do we have a list? any proof?

>>56164109
>Because this would be the fastest way for china to essentially replace the USA as global hegemon.
I'm not an zionest nor a pakistiani opiate farmer nor a CEO.
What the fuck has being a global hegemon given the American citizen?
If the Chinense want to manage this shitshow, Good fucking luck.

>>56164081
rate of return isnt interest but good job anon

>in at 68
help

Guys, seriously.

>>56164146
Holy shit the Bidens have like 30 she'll companies, they're all like Longmont Seneca and some variation

>>56163871
This is a great canvas

>>56164146
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

who needs this shit when you can get 6.25% risk free returns. fuck it all

>>56164146
Its not even actually payments of cash. Its assessed monetary value of equipment. Doomers are just looking for a reason to be demoralized and counter culture about ukraine.
>>56164145
>at Ukraine is still required to pay their national debt in US dollars lo
No they arent? The debt is in UAH.

>>56163900
With a name like this… I don’t trust you

>>56164182
You doubt XD NIGGER? ngmi

>>56163976

>>56163900
nice ID and digits

What the fuck was that? Is "hu" -"Ter" "bi"-"Den" banned?

>>56164156
dis nigga bought REITs. In 2023! lmaoooo

>>56164179
>Its not even actually payments of cash. Its assessed monetary value of equipment. Doomers are just looking for a reason to be demoralized and counter culture about ukraine.

>>56164196
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin etc.

>>56163900
It's gonna get worse

>>56164223

>>56164215
Hey now, I bought in 2020 thinking I got a great deal because of the lockdown crash. And I did... for a while.

>>56164096
chill munger chill. someone get this nigga a coke and some snacks

>>56164096
That’s a lot of words you but you’re still
Wrong and a faggot.

>>56164119
Why the fuck would they bother with that when there's so many easier ways to grift as a politician.
It's literally legal for them to insider trade, get fat 7 figure checks from "speaking engagements" and McCormick v. United States basically made quid pro quo bribes legal as long as you're not a fucking retard.

Do you think they need to start a land war in Europe and set up shell companies to cash out? Half of these guys are so senile they don't even know who or where they are.

>>56164147
>What the fuck has being a global hegemon given the American citizen?
Retard alert.
Cheap goods, high wages, and a strong economy.
Things aren't perfect, but being the top dog absolutely has it's benefits.
There's a reason why people here have boring office jobs and china has the 80 hour workweeks at the suicide net factory for 1/20th the wage.

If you want to see what isolationism and austerity does to your economy, ask the UK how they're doing this past decade.
The are McDonalds cashiers in the US with better quality of life and pay than doctors in the UK.

>>56163900
whoa the real XD NIGGER

>>56164240
I still can't believe something like this happened

>>56163900
Yes.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1695330897102337.webm

>>56164252
The UK got fucked by a senile monarch who literally gave 95% of the country's territory and wealth away for fucking nothing in return. Joe Biden is doing a similar thing right now.

>>56164252
Bro, I hear cuba has great weather this time of year. You should go and get acclimated to the climate. You'll need it.

>>56164219
Not an argument.

>>56164261
Bears are sp weird.

Annoying that spy ends the day at support lines provoking me into buying 1dte calls expecting a gap up at open. You know it won’t happen. I know it won’t happen. But here I am, trying to counter trade again…

>>56164156
Why would you do that to yourself?

Only 8 more days of the worst period of trading this year.

>>56164250
bears never get to cum
remember that at all times while you are here, thanks

>>56164234
Repeat after me, /smg/: "If I wouldn't buy something, I shouldn't hold it"

>>56164290
>>56164291
If only you knew how much worse things are about to get.

Feels good to be a bear.

Somebody fix the oil companies share prices, I think they are broken. Is this the power of bonds?

>>56164300
this but the opposite
its going to be a absolutely fantastic
not for faggot bears though

bear trap. spy going to 470

>>56164040
>Stop giving handouts
Forgetting the auto bailout under Bush? Forgetting the stimulus check under Bush?

>>56164290
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OjkAfP6r1Q

Explain this

>>56164326
>>56164327
Yeah naw m8. Good luck with that though.

>>56164340
buy in September and go away
if you know, you know

>>56164329
Bish gets a bad rap, I'd know I was in the 8th grade when he was in office.

>>56164268
Yeah dude totally.
Just ignore the fact that the UK's GDP grew 10x during the post-war period of decolonization, but has been totally stagnant since 2007.

>>56164339
>explain this 30 minute video explaining something

>>56163598
i'm so in love with taytay

>>56164345
Don't forget to post portfolio gore six months from now.

>>56164358
Finally some positivity in here.

>>56164329
They wern't good then, and theyre not good now.

>>56164345
Maximum pain will be some time around April/May.
Buying when the engine blows won't change the velocity.

Chances we're at all time highs within 6 months: practically 100%

Bears will be rekt once again. The September selloff is the gayest bullshit.

tay tay is a white traitor but I can save her
https://www.axios.com/2023/09/21/taylor-swift-registered-voters-2024-election

Lol Canada wants to go to war with us or something? Accusing us of sabotaging their plane. If India wanted to kill your prime minister he would’ve been dead mr fag defence minister. Toronto stock exchange gonna take a hit soon

>>56164252
>Cheap goods, high wages, and a strong economy
We only have the chea goods, you are 2/3rds wrong.
>The are McDonalds cashiers in the US with better quality of life and pay than doctors in the UK.
Really full throating the propaganda here, be more subtle next time.

>>56164410
poojeets are getting so fucking uppity, its wild.

>>56164350
Thats true for most of Europe, though. Nothing to do with "isolationism"

>>56164419
Yeah what in the fuck happened the last 6 weeks?

>>56164419
Crime ridden shithole that harbors terrorists says what?

>>56164434
the indian government OK'd a political murder on canadian soil. and now the pajeets think that they are hot shit and a world superpower.
>>56164443
poo in the loo, sanjeet

>>56164444
Talk about killing an archdook!

>>56164444
Shart in mart, shoot in school, poop ball in the city mall, AR-15 in the park with teens, etc.

>>56164458
I would love to do any of that instead of be on the streets of mumbai, sanjeet.

>>56164461
>I would love to do any of that instead of-ACK [gets shot by machine gun]

>>56164399
Are you banking on a
>miracle recovery run into the election
?

>>56164444
they do have nukes
Canada does not

so this optimistic bitch is speaking premarket…

First chart is UNG in early 2022
Second is URNM

Do with this information what you will.

When is it safe to start buying?

>>56164494
Yom Kippur is Monday

>>56164468
nice stock photo. I'm sure you're quite well traveled. Here's mine i took myself from your massive toilet you call a capital.
>>56164486
you are just proving my point. attacking canada does not make you a superpower.

>>56164494
2045

I'm glad elon musk cooled it with the anti semitism and cooperated with bibi. Israel is our greatest ally in the middle east against islamic extremism that spreads to young men in the west. Not to forget to mention good talent to developing software for tesla cars. Tesla is a blue chip stock if you ask me.

>>56164501
It's just funny because we assassinated a terrorist harbored by Western Governments and you faggots cannot do anything about it. You're basically like Pakistan at this point. Also pic related is literally everywhere in America

>>56164518
we do shit all the time lol. congrats on your first extra judicial murder

>>56164518
>seething pajeet has brown ID

>tfw excited for fall
What to buy if you like fall/halloween?

>>56163598
>went all in on nvda calls

>>56164538
>bought the 10-year NVDA top

>>56164539
A marble bust.

>>56164539
PSL Futures

>>56164545
SOXL is only $17,5 now so I think 2024 calls are a safe bet here right?

>>56164156
Might be a while before they come back anon. Bad finances and high interest rates at the moment. The office asset spinoff might be for the best in the long run but made it tank today.

>>56164557
if you like losing money yeah

>>56164361
>>56164399
nothingburger
Jpow doing his job, we'll get some slighty better data and he'll be dovish again

>>56164557
It depends on whether SOXL's component stocks will go up fast enough. They probably won't and SOXL will probably lose you money. You need a lot of acceleration in the underlying semiconductor stocks for SOXL to be worth buying

I’m getting an $8000 check tomorrow how can I 3-5x this over the next few months? I’ve done it before in like 2021 but it feels like I’ve lost my touch

>>56164418
>you are 2/3rds wrong.
Move to Europe then faggot,
We have an objectively stronger economy than everyone else, and American workers get paid much better on average.
Unreal levels of cope to pretend otherwise just because you're mad at brandon.

>>56164432
2007 was just to point out that decolonization wasn't really the cause. Although even compared to the rest EU the UK is still an underperformer since then.
Brexit is the example for isolationism fucking things up, which significantly devalued the pound and caused significant supply chain issues.
It's just a factor, but in combination with a decade of austerity, covid, and an energy crisis you have things really going to shit.

Where is the money going? Don't say bonds because if it was bonds yields would be decreasing.

>>56164539
Sixth-month brokered CDs.

>>56164582
small $200 0dte options on spy on days like yesterday where $5 puts closed at $30. 40 $5 puts at $30 = $1200 within a day. Just stick to small amounts so you don’t lose all $8k at once

>>56164599
shorts :^)

welcome to the golden bear run

>>56164604
>just gamble your money away bro

>>56164608
that is a pretty nice apu
I like it a lot

Is there going to be some recovery tomorrow? Or are we hard dipping again? I can handle another day of this, but it's going to be hard to hedge for next week if we keep dipping.

>>56164630
it will open lower, people who bought calls trying to play for a Friday relief rally will get burned and sell their calls for a loss
market will bottom before 10:00am, then rise back to flat - puts get burned as market shows strength all day
monday relief rally
tuesday shortly after open we dump again

God I hope we end this week with another bloodbath, today was beautiful kek

>>56164599
Bills
Fed Repo
Harvesting losses for tax season
Deleveraging

Yields also being being kept low by Yelen dumping fat issuances on us.

>max out Roth 401(k) 100% VINIX. $180k in the account.
>aggressively DCA into VOO. $35k in the account.
I'm 32, mandatory retirement at 65 for me. Most of my wealth is in physical gold and silver because I hate kikes. Am I gonna make it in time or will I be a Wal Mart greeter?

>>56164573
>>56164474
Cap me, call me out later.

>>56164640
>It's gonna go down forever even after being extremely oversold
Meds, schizoid bobo. The greed of you "people" is astounding.

>>56164608
thanks for that great apu

>>56164646
anon do you own a house or are you a rentiod?

>>56164646
very few survive 9to5 until 65, let alone 67-68. people die at work

most boomers who had good careers retired before they hit 60 and even their health had degraded badly. that's why they have risen retirement age over 65, governments know people wont survive so they dont have to pay pensions then. all they have to do is look statistics how many people die before 67 at their cubicle. those few who survive will be so bad shape health wise all their dreams about "finally free from cage now it's time for travel and leizure" that's just a silly thought


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUwxKWT6m7U

>>56164682
Own. 2.75% rate with about $280k left on the loan.
>>56164684
>very few survive 9to5 until 65, let alone 67-68. people die at work
Pilotfag, so the statistics are even more grim for me kek but I only work about 10 days per month.

>>56164646
Respect the schizo, but gold is a real asset not a productive asset.
Companies produce things, metals do not. In the long run, equities outperform.
That said, sounds like you have a decent equity position already, so don't worry about it too much.
Boomer rule is 1x retirement salary by 30 if you plan to retire at 65, so seems like you're definitely on the right track.

You can try to diversify with a small amount of international exposure or bonds, but going long America is the patriotic bet.

>>56164684
what happens when everyone is aware of this fact? The only way to enjoy life is gamble and make it early on, the alternative is to waste away until death. This would cause crazy instability.

>futures
the economy is saved bros
>yields
or not

>>56164699
Everyone is already aware of this fact and doing what you described. The whole of the US calling everyone making monetary policy's bluff by cranking private credit to the moon to keep paying for things and thus risking all of everything is the only reason why it's not worse than it is and also the only reason there will be a deflationary collapse. Everyone will literally just debtmaxx and "not my problem" this until when it pops it takes out everyone, they've been doing exactly that for years.

>>56164698
>You can try to diversify with a small amount of international exposure or bonds, but going long America is the patriotic bet.
What are the Jews investing in nowadays? I'm lazy and mostly uneducated when it comes to investing so I just try to ctrl+c Buffet. The gold and silver are a quiet, tax free inheritance fort my kids. I've got about 25 ounces of gold buffalos and a shit ton of 90% silver 5 Reichmarks.

I solded OTM puts today

>>56164674
escalator up
elevator down

>Red day
>90% of the thread is schizo political bullshit

>>56164697
If your plan is to grind in a dayjob and your FIRE target is not attainable in less than 15 years you already lost.

You have enough to start gambling. Start a paper account and if it goes well transition to the real thing.

Baking...

>try to warn /smg/ about options dealers being in negative gamma zone
>they just arent up to the level of knowledge required
sucks to suck i guess

>>56164697
if that is your mortgage you can probably retire in about 14 years if you don't want to move / like your house. assuming the rule of 7 (being that about every 7 years your investments double) and your DCA. look into getting a roth IRA and max that out every year as well.
46 isn't a bad retirement age, persistence is the most sure fire way.

>>56164742
Mike Green's a smart guy. Basically passive investors and retirement funds have become bag holders, each paycheck they keep filling their bags.

>>56164737
I’d like to put a bun in her oven

>>56164731
You have to understand, they have been waiting for a dump like this ever since SPY was 390

>>56164733
Sounds retarded
>>56164748
Not really looking to retire early, my job is comfy and easy as fuck, and I will make the majority of my money on the backside of my career anyways. Just mostly asking if VINIX and VOO are smart plays.

Is there anything cheap to invest in?
Everything seem expensive

>>56163626
And I wish I could go back 10 years when she was actually hot.

>>56164731
Only reason it isn't redder is the market being propped up by the plunge protection team, hence the political schizo posting. Most of it is mad thirdies but more of it is starting to be actual bears and normal people mad at the machine too.

>>56164699
Most normies are simply content with a life of boring metiocracy.
They find meaning in family, community, or some form of entertainment.
People don't go postal just because they have to work a job to not starve.
Being poor is a new phenomenon.

>>56164764
can learn alot from this guy. the passive investing thing is a different topic though. this is about options dealers moving the market via delta/gamma hedging activities

i'll sum it up:
options dealers in positive gamma zone = buy the dip / sell the rip
options dealers in negative gamma one = sell the dip / buy the rip

negative gamma zone = conditions for more volatility
>we're in negative gamma zone right now

>>56164779
>Just mostly asking if VINIX and VOO are smart plays.
Yes,

>>56164779
>Am I gonna make it in time or will I be a Wal Mart greeter?
>Not really looking to retire early
I smell cope

>>56164816
Yeah I was commenting on your image

Thoughts on SBUX for pumpkin spice season?

>>56164781
Cheapest thing I've seen anyone buy is some dumbass holding a fat bag of a towel retailer that posts about it from time to time. Nobody really plays pennystocks because they're almost always a scam like gayhorse silver mines or equally stupid shit.

>>56164699
>>56164713
i dont think most people have realized this. they even dont know what the retirement age is currently if you ask them. and if they set now retirement age let's say 66 for a zoomer, by the time they hit 66 it's probaby 85 kek

there is also clearly small size, perhaps 50% of population they need to work or else they get bored. ive seen it, i see it all the time. it's like
their brain goes so slow or there is some kind true lack of creativity they get bored unless they are constantly doing something, mostly working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ34LlaIk88

>>56164835
China is becoming more white washed every day. Bullish

>>56164713
Agreed. Even normals are casually talking about not having access to SS in their future or a reasonable retirement.
You can see the desperation, millennials and gen x are already begging for a 4 day work week or work from home. They know they'll never be able to enjoy their lives and just want some small break from wageslaving.
Zoomers have no idea how fucked they truly are.

>>56164840
>portion of population they need to work or else they get bored
It is bamboozling there's sizable percentage of people which are unable to function unless someone tells them what to do.

>>56164866
Nobody cares about the normals they have a negligible impact on economies and markets unless things are truly dire. The bigger problem is the whole of the stock and bond market doing the same "not my problem" debtmaxxing strategy. Everyone expects a bailout because there's always a bailout. When the economic cycle gets too onerous the same thing happens throughout history.

>>56164840
>i see it all the time. it's like
>their brain goes so slow or there is some kind true lack of creativity they get bored unless they are constantly doing something
lol that is exactly how I would describe a neet. If you ever talk to one, its like theyre on dial up or some shit every time you ask them basic questions.

>>56164890
Normals ARE the one's debtmaxing. Highest debt ratio of credit card debt in American history with student loans having to start being payed in October will absolutely affect the market.

>>56164816
How does one know in which gamma zone the options traders are?

>>56164914
>Nobody cares about the normals they have a negligible impact on economies and markets unless things are truly dire.
And I just explained that things are truly dire because the bonds and stock markets have been using the "not my problem" strategy of debtmaxxing well before the normals figured out they could do the same, which is why things will be bad soon. Normies just get blamed for it after the fact and get blamed for starting it so nobody else has to take the heat.

>>56164922
>How does one know in which gamma zone the options traders are?
you have to pay mike green for it

>>56164820
based ty anon
>>56164827
I smell poor reading comprehension

I got next bake

>>56164924
>which is why things will be bad soon
Bad in which way. What does that mean?

>>56164924
Sorry I thought you were implying things weren't currently dire. I do agree with you.
BOJ currently holds the largest amounts of American bonds aside from China.
Them even suggesting raising rates destroys the retards that were over leveraged. Everyone, big and small is backed into a corner.

>>56164974
>>56164974
>>56164974

>>56163626
id rather have a hug from a t j

>>56164157

Fucking lol’d

>>56164182
It’s like a 2006 Xbox gamer tag you’d encounter in halo 3

>>56164674
i mean it's not a terrible guess. don't know who's bigger out there that would wait for this to play out but then push harder in one direction around 1030

>>56164010
>Defund the fed, FBI, CIA, IRS, and congress
Don’t forget the ATF.

>>56164054
SELL EVERYTHING