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First for fuck kikes.

URANIUM
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UEC
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C

>>56127792
Any predictions on when the fed rates peak? Consensus is we have peaked with 40% odds of a raise in Nov. Seems off to me.

new thread new me

Tickers NIG and GERS

My personal issues aside, has anyone else has difficulty transferring an inherited IRA from vanguard? I'm wondering if I'm just having shit luck.

>>56127807
>40% odds
Betting markets are a waste of time.
The fed is absolutely hiking rates, inflation keeps going up and they've said they will if it doesn't stop.

>>56127834
Just let BASED HOOD handle the transferring and get their transfer bonus match free money on top of that.

>>56127807
>>56127843
Soft landing was achieved, chudlets. No more hikes, SPX 5000 by November.

>>56127873
>Soft landing was achieved

>>56127801
This pump feels fake. The bull thesis is still years away from coming to fruition.

Hehe, no one knows who I was in the last thread...

>>56127942
u were the faggot

money and assets can always be taken from you, the material can be lost. principle, dignity and pride are yours. unless you are forced against your will, but that is not your choice in such case. based eco fascism/ financial anarcho separatism are always an options available to you. measure wealth not in dollars but in the amount of shadow bans and seething troons in which you live rent free.

>>56127924
It's like this with Uranium, the hype leads to higher prices but then nothing happens so it comes back down.

>>56127792
Thanks baker!

>>56127988
you won't win me over that easily

>>56127979
I got into uranium in 2010, knew it was the future. Still think it is but could be another decade of stagnation or worse.
>>56127924
>Years
Q3&4 2024 look good, just not sure what to expect in between.

>>56127873
>Soft landing
This shill monkey really does just regurgitate every single CNBC/Jewberg talking point and repackages it as his own

>>56128002
>antisemitic
>low IQ
>bearish
You bobos never get tired of losing do you?

>Biden: Dr. Crab... my dear Dr. Bobo... welcome... to the New Paradigm.
>*camera pans*
>*dramatic music plays*
>*low unemployment*
>*high interest rates*
>*strong dollar*
>*record P/Es*
>*soft landing*
>Dr. Crab: How did you do this?
>Biden: I'll show you.

>>56128000
Yep and stagnation means any recent price action might get reversed.

Bros what the fuck is this shit in pic related?

Is this some bullshit way of admitting we are getting hyper inflated???

Did anons go to church today to pray for a good week? We have FOMC coming up soon...

>>56128034
Based

>>56128061
algorithm-assisted media psyop. I've been scrolling my phone's news feed lately outof curiosity and boredom and havebeen noticing there is an attempt to try and normalise inflation being part and parcel of living idk

>>56128013
You are such a whiny asshurt little tranny

this fake economy has to end at some point, it's getting pathetic

>>56128118
Not a tranny, you should go back to /pol/ and circlejerk about trannies with the other chuds. You're a poor loser who will NEVER get a chance to buy SPX below 4000 ever again.

>>56128094
The clearly formulaic AI articles being pushed are so blatantly similar that I wonder how even the dullest normalfags don't catch on.

Lost $ on SOXL weeklies. What do I buy tomorrow?

>>56128061
I hate bars and pubs
it's loud, stuffy and most of the time they serve stale beer, most barkeepers and waiters are unfriendly if you don't tip them. I'll just buy some beer at the store and get drunk at home while watching romcom kdramas.

>>56128162
Them being similar is exactly why they're cathing on. Normalfags take it as truth verifiedby credible sources despite the fact that said credibility has been repeatedly demolished

>>56127924
>>56127979
>>56128000
>>56128052
>>56128000

Park it and forget it ?
Diamond hands while looking at the price daily?

Can uranium take off like a rocket or is there a way to time the market ?

>>56128183
It is much better getting drunk with your drunk bachi picking bassplaying ho

>futures

>>56128183
I go to Hofbräuhaus Columbus like 3 times a week because I live a few minutes away and I love the giant servings of beer and the cute dirndls. I love going when it's slow so I can banter with the staff. It's my primary means of socialization outside work. We should have an /smg/ meetup there and then go hit the clubs in Short North after an OSU game.

>>56128268
I was in munich last week actually

>>56128164
SOXL weeklies.

>>56127873
>>56128013
>>56128034
>>56128138
that's a man

>>56127994
How much OIL do I need to get a gf like this

>>56127807
The fed will raise rates another .25%
then once unemployment gets to 4% will start to edge the markets that they will be cutting. they will do this till the election.

>Debt defaults by US companies surged 176% in the first eight months of 2023 from the year-earlier period, S&P data shows, as high interest rates push more businesses into financial distress.

>As many as 69 firms missed debt payments during the January-August stretch, up from 25 in the same period of 2022.

>The media and entertainment industry was the most affected, with a sixfold jump in defaults.

kek watching everything dive in free fall is so funny

Red or green Monday? What does the chart say?

>>56128321
>OIL
At best they'll ignore you, but more likely laugh at you and ask where is your "B" (for BOIL).

>>56128406
you better hope you loaded up on shorts last week

>>56128406
It ain't looking good

>>56128424
Kinda. I have a bunch of DRIP

>>56128433
Fuck I am selling everything. It's over

SPY will be 185
Yields will hit 10%, then 20%, then 50%
The US government will default
Biden will go to prison
Trump will be reelected
HRT will be outlawed
The entire FBI/DHS/NSA will be sent to gitmo on charges of treason

>>56128459
If Putin nukes Ukraine will stocks go up still?

You just know it's going to be red monday

>>56128459
And then you'll wake up.
Three letter agencies are the deep state.
If SPY goes under 300$, they'll even use AI to print money at maximum speed

Guys what if they hike rates again?

>>56128478
So green Monday?

>>56128478
That would deepen the crisis by causing Weimar-tier inflation. A fitting end to the current Weimar-tier political establishment. The more you continue to fuck up the country, the bigger the blowback is going to be.

>>56128496
Green week after wednesday (fed meeting)

>>56128501
Every civilization ends like this.
And it will happen again and again and again.

>>56128501
The end of Weimar inflation is women fucking dogs and transgender children and that would never happen in America. God bless

>>56128189
It's already taken off, look at URA, if you wanted to park it and forget it it was at $11, max $20, now it's just spiked to $27. It might pump yet higher but probably won't hold up, so that doesn't work for holding long term.

>>56128483
Well anon one of two things will happen
Either it will stop inflation and we can leave interest rates at a permanently high plateu
Or it will not and we keep raising them

>markets

>microsoft was targeted by government for web browser monopoly
>microsoft went on bullrun ever since 1999
>google targeted by government for search engine monopoly
>....

you are buying alphabet stock right? 1 trillion marketcap is FUD and its going to 50 trillion dollars worth company in 20 years. Imagine being able to afford a can of campbells chicken noodle soup with real chicken with your one share of alphabet in 20 years.

>>56128654
atrocious logic

>>56128654
There's a reason big tech is so valuable.
It's because they work for CIA/NSA/FBI.
Big tech like Facebook or Google get info from everybody, and also censor and control the narrative to the taste of the deep state

>>56128521
Chapel Hill is a hellhole with a very affluent hyperliberal elite class, you should try living in a different part of NC. Might soothe your perception of the US.

>>56128534
I think most of the move stems from Cameco, look to them to see where glowing green rocks will go next.

>>56128722
It's over

>ctrl+F 'nigger'
>phrase not found

first

I am bear man.

Utilities or Bonds?

>>56128695
>modern facebook
>its literal africans everywhere that ignore propaganda anyways
>modern google
>censorship so obvious you don't need alex jones 9/11 Q schizos anymore, everyone below 40 knows youtube is a blatant game of insider club paid shills cranking out videos under the guise of "monetization" game

Who are they fooling at this point? China literally blew up their control monopoly with tiktok in less then a year.

>>56128787
>>56127830

>>56128811
>Nigandgers

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>>56128471
>>56128483
>>56128496
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>>56128735
I owe all of them sex.

>>56128787
What are the business & financial implications of the coup in Niger?

>>56128809
The worst part is that if you think you can escape from them, you are probably wrong, and endup in a honey trap like this place.

>>56128856
THERES A NIGGER IN MY COUPE???

>>56128559
>leave interest rates at a permanently high plateu
more like a return to historical averages

>>56128856
Nothing because its a third world shithole full of niggers who dont work anyways

>>56128856
There's a decent amount of raw materials coming from Niger, hard to say if the change in power will have any lasting effect on exports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Niger
A prolonged war would definitely be a big deal, but just swapping head of state probably doesn't matter so much.

Gentlemen, please listen closely. After much deliberation, I have now successfully completed listening to all of Taylor Swift's albums in order of release. Written below is a list of all her albums ranked in order from best to worst. Use this information as you will.

>1. Fearless (best)
>2. 1989
>3. Midnights
>4.Taylor Swift (debut album)
>5. Lover
>6. Speak Now
>7. Red
>8. Evermore
>9. Folklore
>10. Reputation (worst)

Remember, that the majority of her albums are now owned by a Shamrock Holdings, whose sole owners is nothing other than the Disney family: DIS. This list is therefore bullish for DIS given the success of her last album, Midnights. That is all.

>>56128919
We created a Spotify Blend playlist with 10 coworkers (80% dudes) and get the most matches on Taylor Swift. Today it's a 5-way match on We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Other than that, I contribute dance pop, another guy contributes EDM, and a couple other guys contribute metal.

>>56128856
Spot uranium going up, it's already happening. Niger provides 20% of France's uranium imports.

>>56128183
I hate bars where I have to scream into peoples ears. Turn that shit down. It should just be blanket white noise so I can tell a girl shes got dsl without the whole room hearing

German gov better start subsidizing beer for the Germans and prostitutes for the rapefugees or there will be a new hitler or shaka rising

>>56129045
This is becoming the case everywhere. Starting to wonder what country is going to break next (sri Lanka, Venezuela, turkey, Argentina, Lebanon already did, this list will soon start to contain actual relevant nations)

>>56129045
Adolf Hitler announced the official program of the Nazi Party to a meeting of around 2,000 people at the Hofbräuhaus on 24 February 1920.

AI can’t really do jackshit without being connected to a broadband network

>>56129108
>CSCO bagholding cope
this is getting sad

Oil will trend up until the middle of next year because democrats have no reason to release oil from the SPR, a repeat of the 2021-2022 oil run. Millionaires will be made. Then in summer and fall, the democrats will unleash 700 million barrels (after they refill the spr) of oil to force the prices down, in order to influence the polls. You can see this in polling data- Trump is moving up as prices move up, but he will move down when prices move down. This means oil is a (mostly) safe investment, besides obvious chartological retracements like what will happen over the next few days as oil moves back to 85 and finds support for the next leg up in october.

>>56127924
even borschoff needs a few hundred million more to start producing imagine how far behind the more speculative ones are that havent done feasibility studies since the fucking cold war. we are up 100% but at this point why not another 80%? then sell off

>>56129133
Implying this isn’t bullish

>>56127792
JUST OPEN THE MARKETS GODDAMNIT FUCKIN HELL

>>56129157
(after they refill the spr) with 140$ oil?

>>56129177
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED

>>56128406
bottom next week then 2% green spy 455 then giant red 2 down days back to back or break 455 and go to all time highs

>>56128087
Fools pray for market movements.
The wise pray to position correctly for what's coming.

>>56129186
They are refilling it right now, that's why the price is going up since 68.

WHAT MEMESTOCKS ARE YOU BULLISH ON THIS WEEK? ANYTHING POPPING OFF SOON?

>he buyed?

Gold premiums in China are now 120$ higher than international premiums which is an all-time high, looks like they're officially in the thick of it. Things might be starting to heat up.

>>56128013
By what metric are we saying it was achieved ? What has the fed done ? Hyperbole and inaction are not a soft landing bro.

>>56129157
180 million barrels in the SPR is actually empty for structural reasons.

That leaves them about 170million barrels to pull another 3 month dump pre election.

I highly doubt they’ll add 360 million barrels. They have been adding about 600k week though, so your idea has some merit.

>>56129157
The real fireworks will occur when cushing hits E.

>>56129234
Only one that might moon you can't even buy right now and is a coinflip whether it rugs or not, but bbbyq. To be extremely clear it's the most degen stock play anyone is doing and they'll probably lose their asses but if not then it could be a 100x.

>>56128459
Based future of honor and integrity. Let’s hope so my friend.

If present futures levels hold then BOIL will gap down to about FIDDY.

>>56129234
MSOS, I told you retards to buy it a week ago. Tomorrow is probably your last chance to buy under $10, would have been Friday if SPY didn't dump so hard. Weed is being pushed by Biden as a way to get the youth vote, ignore retarded FUD that says it will fail like the past pumps. By October, SAFE passes the senate, Garland memo, uplisting of weed stocks to the NASDAQ. By November, DEA rescheduling decision to schedule III becomes official.

>>56129045
The new hitler has already been born

End of message

>>56129234
There's no reason to be bullish about anything, mostly not for this week. But the fact that you would ask specifically about "memestocks" tells us everything we need to know, namely that you're ngmi.

>>56129285
What about the fed meeting this wednesday?

>>56129277
They'd unironically guarantee a Biden 2024 win if they full dick federally legalized weed so it might happen this time. They'd get so many stoners to vote it'd be a landslide. Hell do that and drop the "do you use marijuana" from a form 4473 so people aren't making themselves felons and they'd get some of the gun vote too.

>>56128337
This makes sense. Thanks Anon.

>>56129290
Anything is possible with tomorrow's January manufacturing data.

>>56129290
extremely bullish just like CPI

>>56129300
>stoners
>voting
You need to lay off the grass anon, its clouding your thinking.

TURN THE FUTIES BACK ON

>Futures

>>56129314
Inflation spiked again, but hey, was because of energy and food.
Core inflation is as expected!

> inflation proceedes not to be fine

>>56129316
They'd do it for weed being federally legal, they're just demoralized after four decades of "bro it's totally gonna happen in 5-10 years" and then nothing fucking happens. In legal states stoners very much do vote regularly to protect their right to get stoned and if you run on an anti-pot stance you get shit on regardless of party lines.

holy shit what happened to oil futures at the end of friday? Did they really not want to hold over the weekend? lmfao nice gap faglord traders

>>56128471
>White women
The things that dog has seen.

>>56129157
oil will trend over $100 because the SPR is dead and there isnt anything Biden can do now.

>>56129312
I recently discovered the writer of The Black Swan’s hedge fund went bankrupt. I wish I had known that before the 20 conversations Ive had with gay bear faggots over the years.

>>56129255
>>56129226
They wanted to add at sub $70. Are they seriously buying here then? thats hilarious.

>futures and trance music

>>56128061
It makes sense in a lot of service areas and in some ways already happens. Think of Happy Hour or how expensive it is to go out on New Years. I think the major difference is that using big data allows prices to be much more reactive.

>Futures

>>56129364
>Think of Happy Hour or how expensive it is to go out on New Years.
Based. Increased prices keep the poors out and make the cute bartenders even more grateful for my business and tips.

>>56129356
Do you mean Universa Investments? That never happened, 3/8 for making me look.

>>56129364
From a economic perspective it’s a good thing as it tends to produce a better allocation of resources. That’s why the government allowed companies to adjust online pricing based off cookies.

>>56129374
Why so cynical?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empirica_Capital

Hentai makes the world just a bit more bearable. That and books and uh sexy fun time with my wife. Movies to sometimes. (Real world sucks and is turning more into a big shat fest it seems every day)

>futures

>>56129362
Yes it is hilarious. I think all buys this year have probably thus far been under their average sell price. But we are probably around the average now. It will be funny if they continue buying over their sell price.

Guys it came to me in a dream that we are at terminal interest rates and Santa rally to new highs

i hate women

>>56129396
I kind of wish I sprung for the Rokujouma no Shinryakusha omnibus they printed a couple of years ago but I have nowhere to put it. I was kind of put off because the author is still fucking making books.

>>56129413
Imagine how many dogs have been in there getting all the good sniffs

>>56129407
I’m just sitting on edge waiting for the FOMC meeting. Until than it’s a crapshoot.

I love women so much that I became one.

>>56129396
Why out of all that did you choose BKR?

The only thing that scares me more than THE BIG ONE stock market crash (that we're about to get probably) is talking to women

>Futures

>>56129108
>AI can’t really do jackshit without being connected to a broadband network
...Yet

>Futures

>>56129362
It's part of the only political strategy that will work for them which is to refill the spr, let the prices run up and then dump as hard as possible just in time for the election season so they can crow about "defeating inflation" or whatever. It's "genius" if you are a soulless lizard that destroys peoples lives for political points. Economically, it means good things for oil barons.

>>56129441
I own some BRK-a I got like a 40% return from my purchase and have voting rights.
I'll tell you what I did with my voting rights. I voted against every female board member to keep a seat. I voted against all the dei and esg shit. And with the board on everything else.

>>56129214
It's weird these parents are probably only in their early-mid 30s but look so much older because of how fucking obese they are already. That kid has no future 2bdesu.

>>56129461
Wait, wat?
My favorite trap has OF????

>>56129461
That's a woman

>>56129285
>seething bobo retardation
I am specifically here to make money and something that 2xes in a day without options is the best way to make money, I have no idea where bobos who short every pump and lose money or people who buy things which just crab forever because they're 'safe' keep coming from.

>>56129461
I don't get it.

>>56129471
> some

Are you aware that each share is like 560k$?

>>56128977
this and this
>>56128901

>>56129461
>no tits
This is a man isn't it.

>Futures

>>56129492
Femboy

>Frog

>>56129485
>something that 2xes in a day without options is the best way to make money
toplel you're even more retarded than you first sounded

So some VC firms are taking losses on Instacart write down. But:
>Sequoia led Instacart’s $8.5 million Series A round in 2013, when the price was just 24 cents a share, according to the prospectus. Andreessen led the next round at $2.98, and Sequoia participated. Both firms were in the Series C at $13.31 a share and the Series D at $18.52.
Instancart is going public at $30 despite having a valuation of $129 a year or two ago. So the VCs bought in at 129 and are now taking a big hit. But Series A was 24 cents, and even at $30 thats like 160%ish gain per year right? No wonder these people are so rich and in on their VC.

Megacap earnings reports the last week of Oct. My consensus is the interest rate freeze announcement Wed does little to stimulate markets and we continue to crab in a bearish trajectory. Does anyone pose a contrarian projection?

Jannies let people post trannies fisting each other's rotten holes but I can't post pictures of women with dogs. Really makes you think

>futures

>>56129502
Femboy is just the zoomercoded way of calling someone a trap. Finn5ter is a trap. They do femdom content on their onlyfans but still talk like a dude. Just some effete guy that parlayed his physical appearance into a streaming career, they're cute and all but I don't get the obsession.

>>56129471
>I own some BRK-a
Then why does it say BRK (Baker Hughes Co)?

>>56129408
Theres no way they keep buying here in any significant amount right? Hes going to start dumping again sometime next year.
>>56129466
Yeah that makes sense. They arent looking to make a gain or loss on it but to get gas prices down by election month and assume everyone forgets about the previous months. Probably will work but I dont see oil coming down anyway. Its going to come down from $140 to $130.

>Futures

>>56129525
I've already made my GAMBARUUU to avoid that fate

>>56129531
*BKR, which is what the other anon was asking about

Baking.

>>56129551
what does it mean when a gorilla sticks its ass out at you? some type of superiority behavior?

>>56129572
Yes, it means they're not threatened by you. If they were they'd keep themselves oriented where they could see you. He basically bluff charged the glass with style to establish dominance, similar to using the only roll of toilet paper in the holding cell at the county jail as a pillow to nap on.

>>56129538
The 200mm barrel dump was pretty successful. It allows them to sell cheap contracts and fill them orders, basically setting the marginal price. Since they were effectively 5% of the market.

Wall streets recession fear-mongering and the green transition lies helped sell the story. I don’t think either of those two will be as effective next time. They will be pumping markets in election season and easing monetary policy.

There is a lot of upside in the near term if OPEC holds fast.

The may be aiming to have all reserves drained so that they can get a big reset higher in prices.

They can’t be happy about selling oil for the same price as 20 years ago when trillions of USD have been printed.

>>56128442
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>>56128406
Why are you posting lesbians?

>>56129517
>Be smarter
>Be first
>Cheat
Being first has worked consistently throughout the ages

>>56129596
Yeah they have 350mm left or roughly so probably could do another dump in the 3 months prior to election.
>>56129614
Yeah seems so.

>>56129285
Why would you send freshly-branded cattle to be slaughtered? You've never even set foot on a ranch, boy.

>>56129627
180m of that 350m remaining can't be removed due to structural stability concerns so it's really more like 165m barrels remaining. If they do another dump it can't be as big as the last one and it would be the last one.

WTF IS THIS JEWNIGGER BULLSHIT WHERE THERE ARE NO FUCKIN' COAL ETFS

Sorry guys but I’m going to need a beneficial ownership check here. Please report your entire portfolio ASAP

>>56129471
>shorts DE
>can't read
adds up
checks out

>>56129442
I'm just scared they're gonna take the first chance to betray me as soon as they're inconvenienced mentally or emotionally whatsoever.

You have to admit they're are a lot of dumb 25 year olds out there who just follow their impulses and do and say all sorts of shit to hurt you while they remain the crying victim. It's dark. It's deadly. It's almost not even worth it buddy. Gotta get a private school girl. Conservative lady. It's getting tough. DEFINITELY not as easy as it was in 2002. Why 2002? Post September 11th. Maxiumum patriotism and national unity. Now we just hate each other.

Fuck Ray Dalio.

>>56129662
Ahhh yeah then they dont have much left. Anything they buy here can help if prices go to $120+ but still not likely going to help imo.

>>56129683
No problem. BOIL.

PSTH bros we are so back.

Wat a melon

this week is it
fomc will fuck expectations up

i bought some on friday
just a little

>>56129750
roll

Imagine how funny it'll be when Jerome hikes this week due to cpi uptrending again.

>>56129776
You know he should surprise the market but he won't.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

ONCE A LIFETIME TWICE A DAY
IF YOU DON'T WORK YOU GET NO PAY
I'VE BEEN TO THE EAST I'VE BEEN TO THE WEST
BUT THE GIRLS I LIKE MOST ARE THE ONES UNDRESSED

https://youtu.be/9Q6YJ-r5SQs

>>56129782
Agreed, that's what would make it funny. Hike or no balls Jay.

>>56129776
He needs to be dumping the fed's MBS bags too, not just holding them. Bankniggers must burn.

>>56129750
rollin for futures

>>56127792
What is the best trade to get into?

>>56129834
Femboy streamer OnlyFans whore.

i sure hope my penny scam doesnt just bleed back down

ai dashcams are the future

>>56129834
Whichever one lets you WFH.

>>56129750
Rolling

>>56129834
black fashion model

>>56129551
It feels so wrong to keep them locked up in captivity. They should be free bros

>futures

You should've been buying uranium in the last two years, the sectors fundamentals are stronger than ever and this drawdown was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Now it's gonna spike as the spot price goes to 65 or 70, then consolidate for an eventual jump. My portfolio is up 50%, and I have a position up 200%.
>>56127924
Patently false. You need to get more up to date with what's happening. The spot price doesn't move from 50s to 60s on fake pumps lil nigga. SPUT has been at a discount for the whole year and not been buying. It's gone up based on a new utilities contracting cycle. Kazatomprom reduced output and Russia "took" a mines full production. Cameco reduced it's output forecast. Political tensions in Niger means Global Atomic and Goviex are at risk. Peninsula was gonna come online in the next 12 months and now that's delayed. The vast majority of current fuel for US reactors comes from Russian sources. Russian supply looks likely to be banned in the future. The deficits are only getting worse, and nuclears outlook is only getting better.

Watch Mike Alkin https://youtu.be/Uh9QM94dlAY?si=KoQotRN8jTvwT0il

And Dustin Garrow https://youtu.be/Fg2FMUS4mWQ?si=NrkalkiD3TcAzWZy
https://youtu.be/swkVd-OZV8I?si=Me5a3VSzkHP-BSTO

I see five posts that don't provide benefit, I think none of this matters. I think none of this actually matters.

If Carl from acqua teen hunger force is a thing it's exactly how I feel today
But he'd tell ya that with the workers off from striking there's a deeper layer and selling water is going to be important especially around flint.

>>56129834
anything you can do in your garage, and then eventually automate.
but if you are poor and just getting into trades, electricians and plumbers will never be taken by AI

>>56129977
>you should have
That's a sell sign if I ever saw one. Also put a tl dr o. That shit

>>56130006
Why are you still here? Kek willed you never to return

>>56130024
I remember.

>>56130013
If you can weld and lay pipe you'll never be slower actually be slow of jobs.

>>56130024
>>56130029
I left that thread forever. This is a new thread retard.

>>56130039
>Jewish word games
I should have known.

>>56130015
>that's a sell signal
Only to the newbie traders like you

>>56130052
I don't care, I can roll 2 years into more 2 more tears, I actually understand to old way of doing things won't work and it's in us to survive.

>>56130064
Hey bro I don't know if anyone's ever told you to take your meds and talk a little less, but you probably should.

Lots of people who come to this thread wish it wasn't here, yet it still exists and nobody kills it.

>>56130070
Why aren't you secure enough that 2 years of doing nothing is okay?

>>56129277
What about MSOX? Leveraged 2x

>>56130089
If you insist on holding shares I guess you can, call options on MSOS will give the biggest gains.

How can I turn 250K into 3 million anons? I know the rule of 7 so if i put it in VOO it will be 4 million ish in 30 years. but I am 30 years old rn and I cannot wait that long

>>56130084
I buy when there's blood in the streets because how you make money is when really bad becomes less bad. Not buying Berkshire Hathaway and thinking you're Johnny wall street

>>56130070
I pay out like 85k a week in payroll benefits including healthcare.... maybe I'm doing it wrong giving people opportunities, but you're trying to silence me and tell me I'm not worthy of speaking. I just actually might have more experience and good or bad fuck it. I'm telling you the slightest flap of a butterfly can change the outcome on the other half of the world.

>>56130098
I don't mess with opinions. I'll be honest I don't know how to do it.

>>56130104
I should probably sell, but I honestly don't give a fuck. It's about focusing on the things that matter most

>>56130111
CHECKED
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trips of ice cream thieving niggers

>>56130126
I was pretty glad you misread what I'd posted because your response caused me alarm that Baker Hughes might have women in charge. Good on you for voting to keep that Warren jew straight.

I came to this thread back on the days of /rhg/, I wasn't a virgin per say but I learned quite a bit. I need to be more welcoming but all of us are ignoring eachother

I've probably had sex with over 100 women since I came to this thread and found girls might not like Harvey weiner they liked guys more like me.

>>56127792
getting 250 bucks a month from CS, what is the s&p 500 and how do invest in it?

I think you should trim positions because this labor strike is actually creating the recession and hold your asking for, but the looming report will show full bloom r word.

>>56130167
VOO and buy it using HOOD

>>56130167
>>56130184
The absolute level of this shithole

>tfw listening to my favorite playlist i made with my biz anons watching asian markets
Sunday nights are always fun to me. Looking forward to the week.

>>56130167
Posts like this are your signs

BHP announced they're stopping their monthly sale of 6.8 million pounds of uranium into the spot market, it's all going to term contracting now. No more uranium for sale.

https://greeninvesting.co/2023/09/olympic-dam-uranium-not-going-to-spot-market-report/

I still expect pullbacks in uranium equities next few weeks, but what happens if the Saudis or some other big player decides to corner the market now? We haven't seen a blow off top yet.

UUUU has gone up 39.5% YTD. Don't forget that in 2007, it did 6400%.

>>56130167
As you have (you)d me the OP I would like to remind you that there is in fact an Investopedia link in the OP. Read nigger

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sp500.asp

>>56129834
Trading Cards. Particularly Netrunner and Chaotic

>>56130187
>shithole
ur mom begs me to play with hers and I say no way bitch

>>56130184
yo what the fuck do those words mean? I am putting 100 into savings for college/trade school and shit then I'm gonna use the rest for either pocket money or figure out how to invest. school hasn't taught me anything on finance so I'm pretty sure my budget plan and putting money in the s&p 500 index and sitting on it is a good idea, from what I've heard anyway.

>>56130188
You probably don't even have this one.

https://youtu.be/pr3zpqp3ypY?si=TenzGKTUNNpbWZSn

>>56129515
t. gambles on puts and shorts on the assumption jpow will get up to the podium and rug the entire market

>>56130217
I dont listen to boomers anon.

Why is the 2 year blowing out today
Nothing to see here, move along

>>56130206
HOOD is Robinhood which you can used to set up automatic investments into VOO which is an Exchange Traded Fund of the S&P500.

>>56130188
Share your futures playlist

>>56130236
look again

>>56130237
I just looked it up and it's red? I am pretty fuckin stupid but I'm pretty sure that means don't invest. or is this some buy the dip shit?

>>56130240
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBUCmMxmup0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICcFMBzOnYs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arzw0tFK5O4
You gotta listen to them in that order desu. It just flows better.

>>56130247

>>56130230
I only listen to my heart too. I dunno this shit probably sucks too.
https://youtu.be/pr3zpqp3ypY?si=TenzGKTUNNpbWZSn

>>56129525
But what would realizing that life is shit really do for you?

>>56130236
FED will hike and they aren't propping up the biggest bubble called the bond market.
Banks need to collapse.
Long-term bond holders need to lose it all.
Simple as.

>>56130248
You should listen to ferry corsten blue album. Not twice in a blue moon the other one he did.

>>56130263
It's the first step to being set free. Existence is suffering etc.

>>56130206
>>56130247
hard top signal for Shit&Poop 5000 niggers

>>56130240
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lVaT7HPiXlw&si=QyLsW74H774Gdhk_

>>56130283
or is it someone who wants to instill FUD

>>56130290
Ferry Corsten is gay. Just like you.

>>56130247
Yes, your automatic HOOD investment into VOO will add your allotted amount each month no matter what the price is, which will be Dollar Cost Averaging and it will grow your overall invoostment over time.

sirs why are yields up again

>>56130217
The night you were drunkenly spamming billy joel was probably the peak of your posting career

First for
SHIT'S FUCKED

>>56130304
Post-Rosh HaShanah pre-Yom Kippur shenanigans

>futures

>futures

>>56127792

Fox business link is dead. Any other streams?

>>56130307
>Sharing a drink they call loneliness
>But it's better than drinking alone
Damn, dude really predicted /smg/.

i should have bought calls

infrequent reminder that Constellation Software is the best tech company in North America

>>56130342
You could say you made... the wrong call.

>For three years we had her under contract, derivatives lessons, futures lessons, treasury bond lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars.
>I was gonna make her a big star.
>And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents.
>She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent.
>She was the greatest trader I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world.
>And then BOBO Fontaine comes along with his olive oil voice and short seller charm and she runs off.
>She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And MUMU in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous.
>Now you get the hell out of here!
>And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no market maker.
>Yeah, I heard that story.

>>56130327
there are some adds but this seems to work
https://www.newslive.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html

Cops is on right now.

Holy shit >futures

>>56130368
>BOBO Fontaine

holey moly it's dry. i look at weather and it say 18%. no that can't be. check my humidity/temp reader thing. it is. don't start any camp fires the whole business will go up until nothing but ash remains.
>>56130373
they're not doing anything in particular

>futures
Well, I guess the UAW deal leaked

>>56130405
Sorry just havin a little fun is all.

rangeban the eurozone

>>56130432
?
Whats your problem, Pancho?

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE FUTURES ARE TOO
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
DON'T LISTEN TO JEWS

>tfw developing a crush on a bartender who's a 32-year-old single mom with two kids and tattoos because she's really nice to me and her dirndl is cute
I'm financially ruined.

>Uranium pumps from $50 to $60
Stocks double. Still unprofitable
>Oil pumps from $65 to $90
Stocks up 10%.

Can't decide whether to interpret this as a bullish signal that no one gives a fuck about uranium, or if this is the top of a massive echo-pump that's going to be a regular annual occurrence now that uranium has successfully been memed as the GME of commodity trades.
Judging by how obnoxious most uranium investors are, I'm thinking the latter.

HOLY SHIT
IS ANYONE ELSE READIN
THE SAME TICKET IM READING?!?!

>>56129246
elaborate

>>56130526
Too many people betting on oil in one direction or the other, Uranium is small time letting the price move more freely. The fundamentals of the two are intertwined but when in the last 3 years have fundamentals mattered?

>>56130526
>Uranium pumps from $50 to $60
>Still unprofitable
They need to become profitable during the cycle imo uranium prices will increase. Not sure if it will take a few months or a few years.
>Judging by how obnoxious most uranium investors are,
They're going to get more obnoxious as the price continues increasing.

>>56130557
please go on

This market is going to drill straight into the ground on open if bonds just did a .25 basis point hike all their own.

>>56130557
A TICKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>56130557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyNt5zm3U_M

There are tons of groups I don't fully trust. You've got blacks and Muslims. There's all sorts of chinks between street shitters and cat eaters, but there is one group I want to bring attention to and of course I'm talking about the jews. Happy new year.

>fuel oil price
WTF IS GOING ON??
Does this have ANYTHING to do with brandon's SPR releases?!!?
WTF NOW I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT MY CANNED MEAT

>>56130615
What part of the jews telling you you arent even using that shit anymore didn't you get?

>>56130615
Have you tried eating canned bugs?

>>56130615
You wanna know what I hate more than niggers?

>>56130615
Don't panic. RSI is overbought in the sector, same with uranium. Correction for next few weeks. Ride it out. The real blow off top in energy hasn't started.

>>56130634
Labor unions that walk out of their jobs for no other reason than they are being told they can get away with it, but when you see senetors John fedderman and beanie sanders joining to their it probably tells you everything you need to know.

Also for the record I think the labor union overplayed its hand because the severance package from being laid off looks way better than strike pay.

NEW

>>56130664
>>56130664
>>56130664

>>56130670
>not searchable with "smg" in the catalog
Ruined.

>>56130680
This. Plus not even 300 posts on a weekend thread. Sloppy bakers.

>>56130670
Disgusting...

>>56130670
You had one (1) job. Now where the fuck am I supposed to post my 2k char reply?

>>56130670
Is this like a bail bondsman thing?

>>56130670
WTF we have a bond general?

>DAVID NASDAQ ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT BY FOUR WOMEN

>>56130310
Do any of these have coupons? Why else would you buy the longer dated ones?

>>56130884
>>56130884
>>56130884
>>56130884
>>56130884
>>56130884

>>56130310
As long as the 2Y yield keeps going up more than the 10Y yield, the bullrun will continue. Once the reinversion comes, sell

>>56131066
I dunno what you are talking about, but I wholeheartedly agree with you man, preach brother!

>>56131066
>reinversion
Stop talking about shit you don't understand. There is no "reinversion" because there hasn't been an uninversion yet.

>>56130196
Kings................

>>56131839
>uninversion
>reinversion
same fucking difference retard

>>56132217
>2 different things are the same
Kill yourself, logically challenged nigger

boomp

>>56134188
Kek
Back to 3 threads in catalog
We're so fucking back

>>56134506
4, >>56130664 is really an /smg/.