/biz/ - Business & Finance

You bought calls right anon?

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>>56114763
that doesn't work anymore Piper, back to your sex cage

Wholesome webm, even though I hate niggers

What a beautiful witching

Bears look at days like this, where literally everything across all sectors takes a shit in a straight line down in unison without any relevant information, and think "that's fine". That's how you know they're the most retarded faggots in the market and it's only a matter of time before Big Money gets bored selling them puts and decides it's time for another leg up. This is exactly what happened January - May this year.

is it too late to buy spy puts

What did you guys buy your kids for Triple Witching Day?

stop selling on a friday you bozo's

>>56114768
bro that one kid that was the jumprope was probably having a fuckin' blast though, i member when my folks would spin me around n shit it was hella fun.

>>56114763
I bought TLT puts and TMV

>>56114779
wait for a reaction first

Guys, I don't feel so good.

Looks like investors are afraid of the FOMC. Woooooowwooooooo the boogie man and gains goblin are going to steal your shekels! Give me a fucking break.

>market dumping
>on no news

>>56114784
no one wants to hold over the weekend let alone the rest of the year. this market crash still has many legs to go

>>56114786
when I see webms from rural Africa I don't get why niggers even want to come to the West. It looks peak comfy and wholesome community.

>>56114797
How is it like this literally every time? Who the fuck is this jumpy, as an adult? I just want the market to behave like it isn't run by a bunch of insane chimps but apparently that's too much to ask.

today is a good day

>>56114767
Fine i'll bust out the troon then.

>>56114794
like what?

I hope you listened to Cramer.

>>56114804
>>56114812
Seriously how do you fags gloat over days like this? I'd understand it if there were headlines blaring today about something crazy that directly has to do with the economy, but all kinds of shit is down 2% or more without a single relevant piece of information

I wish I didn't get so drunk last night. It was an accident. I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

>>56114799
It's just longs covering into FOMC uncertainty. Shorts were already dead.

>>56114830
>he is butthurt on line going down "on no news"

>>56114830
Why did it pump yesterday in the first place is the question?

>>56114829
how does he do it bros

a lil bit of chicken fried...

Baggot come back now

>>56114824
Wait for a bounce. Zoom in to the 2/5 min put a trendline on the price as it retraces up, then buy puts once it breaks that trend line back to the downside.

Remember SOXL?

Why did Amazon dump -4.00? I thought they have their own cars, why would UAW strikes affect them?

>>56114854
>a lil bit of chicken fried...
Buyin SPY puts on a friday night

>>56114752
dude what am i watching

>mfw I open up /SMG/ bread today

I'm probably going to short before close if there aren't any serious attempts to late bounce.
>>56114840
Tonight I will be hitting the sauce. I just got a rejection letter for the last job I applied to. Blah blah we decided to move on with another candidate who has more experience blah blah get more experience blah fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

>>56114873
This movie is older than most posters here.

Disgusting market manipulation on triple witching as usual. We'll be back up next week.

>>56114871
african disneyland

Guys, do I hold ORCL at $400 gain and sell SOXS at a loss of $700?

>>56114882
Oh ho ho he's still here

>>56114869
Wall Street boys needed booze and coke money for the weekend.

>>56114877
Cheers anon. It's Friday after all.

>>56114892
Triple witching is quite literally always manipulated to the point that there are even academic studies that admit it. I don't gloat about 2% pump days on triple witching, I'm well aware these days are bullshit.

>>56114887
>disneyland
*cirque du soleil

>>56114896
nice dick bro

>>56114898
Cuck, you've been gloating all year.

>>56114807
Other than these bits of fun, their life is probably dogshit unpleasant, at least for the ones in urban areas
No reason for them to come and shit our countries up as well though

>>56114909
Can you not read, are bobos too stupid to read? I said I don't gloat on triple witching days.

I'll give them credit, that level of coordination / fitness is exceedingly rare among American youths.

>>56114899
more like
>nigque du soleil
am I right?

>>56114901
Nope. It's Gabby Petito.

>markets

>>56114873
>mfw I look at the charts for US Treasuries 2 year bond yields and SP500

screw it i'm shorting
>>56114896
let the good times roll

Might by some more 30YTIPS. 2.1% real yield guaranteed for the next 3 decades. Not bad.

>>56114927
>purposefully obfuscated specifics
>probably fake numbers
>doesn't include subscription gains just as "weekly initial claims" do not include "weekly initial gains"
discard

>>56114873
>>56114932

>>56114940
>>56114896
Weekends are boring though. Feels slow and depressing waiting for markets to open. And sadly crypto just follows nasdaq now so its not even something to keep you busy.

>>56114922
Ironic, seeing as you ignored my comment. You have been dunking on bobos all year you dumb cunt. Anyone can pull up your posts from the archive you stupid fuck.

>>56114927
>Prime has a 9% cancellation rate
How? That shit comes with prime day and other bs like that. I have it and justify based on the fact that the yearly shipping savings beat the cost.

>>56114959
Bobo losers deserve to be mocked relentlessly.

I wonder if we could get another GFC moment? I predict October/November will be when the shit hits the fan.

>https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1702744337782612411

>>56114941
>2.1% real yield guaranteed for the next 3 decades

>>56114799
>>56114797
>>56114777
>>56114830
CPI and PPI were both hot, yields up, oil up, dollar up. The market should have gone down on Wednesday and Thursday, by a lot, but apparently the dump just waited until today (((probably))) due to witching bullshit. And now mumutards cry "y is tihs happening for no reason!!!!!" There are reasons. Very good reasons. Yesterday and the day before SHOULD HAVE been blodbaths, so now it's time to start giving up on the tomfoolery of the earlier part of the week. Get rekt.

MSFT is an anti-american boomer company taken over by jeets

This is the worst day of my life.

>>56114941
>2.1% real yield guaranteed for the next 3 decades. Not bad.

>>56114974
For every dollar I have right now, I'll have $1.60 when I retire. Instead of one happy meal, I'll be able to buy almost two.

>>56114973

>>56114985
>what is purchasing power

this price action feels illegal,nobody should be allowed to bet against the american economy

>>56114973
I think there is a non-zero chance that we have a historic down day in October or November. Any amount we go down though will be bought up pretty quickly because there are plenty of fund managers that are going to have to press the market to try and deliver benchmark returns to close out the year.

Oil stock I decided not to buy in July is now up to $64 a share from the $48 back then. I hate everything.

>>56114982
lmao

>>56114999
>>56115000
double trips

>>56114992
It's real yield. TIPS. Treasury inflation protected securities.

low of the days probably reached.
retrqcement period started.

At this point, I'm more interested in the release of a PS5 Slim this year than a crash.

>>56114982
>>56114889

Is this a new low for SOXL?
Will those $30+ cost basis bagholders ever get to escape?

>>56115006
if you would buy groceries you would know that prices didn't go up just 10% in a year. You're being scammed dumbo

>>56115010
there are three witches today tho

>>56115022
4 you got quarterly and dailies in addition to the weekly and monthly

>>56115006
>Treasury inflation protected

>>56114940
Good call anon. I went long oil couple days back when drunk. My luck will pass to you.

>>56114997
I don't know, student loans are coming back in October and that will lead to a big domino effect with the credit card bubble and auto delinquencies happening too.

>>56114863
Somewhere like here right?

bros check out towser semi (TSEM) . Recent intel acquisition target that didn't go through. Their price tanked and is basically ATL but has promising valuation at current market price

if NVDA closes above 439.36 buy call options

>>56115052
lol

>>56115020
Impossible. CPI is an average. Some years are worse for food prices, some are winners.
As long as you stick to the average and avoid hedonistically adjusting your diet from trusted brands to those expensive organic veggies, you should be confident and financially secure.

short tsla no matter what we will look back on this time period as 'The EV Bubble' the same way we look at 2000 as the internet bubble

>>56115052
i'm not touching nvda until october..

>>56115010

>>56115037
FOUR WITCHES AT THE SAME TIME
I don't rember if the last four witch day was interesting it all. I think I was /cashgang/ back then and not invested in the outcome.

Are leaps the easiest/ low iq option play?

no but seriously now, stop selling

not funny anymore

>>56114982
So far

So yeah we (GM) are definitely striking until November at the min. We are all so fucking fucked. This isn’t a happening, it just happened. I shed man tears today

>>56115129
no more tiers!

>NWGL up 5% from when that anon posted this morning
What a lad. Wish I'd bought more DESU. It keeps moving up on incredibly low volume. No one has the balls to short a stock with such a low float.

>draw trend line
>it moves to a different spot on the 1m, 5m, and 30m
What did thinkorswim mean by this

>>56115150
Happens with trend lines in tradingview also.
Seems to be an issue with how far in the past the anchor points of the lines are.

>>56115047
prob somewhere around there to backtest the last pivot we broek. this late in the day on fri. it's not worth buying puts imo.

>Agriculture land in the US is up 7.4% over the last year, per Bloomberg

I'm gonna buy some farmland before Blackrock takes it all up

Woke up for London Open, sold ES futures with a tight stop and went back to bed. Got to ride the trend today. Off to the movies later gents.

>>56115129
Deep state gonna put their boots on your necks.

something tells me we're going to crab from here until Jerome Powell speaks. i can feel it

>>56115129
Will this affect the DOW?

>>56115047
wait for price to get squeezed out of here

>>56115129
My body is ready.

>>56115170
The really spooky thing about it is the graph still reacting to the misplaced trendlines.

>>56115195
So you made it to double digit bongs

>>56115195
I wanted to learn futures but then had a nightmare that my broker had a bug during a major crash that caused me to lose more $ than I had. How would you recommend getting over it?

>>56115267
trade micro lots. ES micros are $5 per pt. per contract size.

I've never had sex

oilers....

>>56115282
It's overrated

vix is gonna go up from this point till it hits 80.
screencap this

>>56115282
Me neither. I'm saving myself for my state mandated loli wife.

>>56115279
I guess. I have 5 figures to screw around with and micros seemed too low for that amount of cash. Less leverage would help mitigate my fears.

Is TTOO anon here? Shit pumped 10% only, but pumped nonetheless..

>>56115315
no cunny for you

>>56114830
The US died 20 years ago. That we've had any growth at all is the market being irrational.

Poor lil' Mumu boy, didn't know how red opexes trade like.

ON
LITERALLY
N O
E
Whatsoever
S

>>56115348
>He doesn't know.

why is panasonic pumping? EV batteries?

>>56114978
Monopoly consumer PC OS so doesn't matter

it keeps dumping

>>56115358
"Remember we own you"

>>56115373
Microsoft has even said they don't care about Windows anymore. They're just milking it until it dies now.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have never once cleaned my air fryer

>>56115358
How did you get a picture of my portfolio anon?

>>56115403

>>56115403
should I buy one? I want to cook chicken and fries

what do you recc?

>>56115403
>>56115414
so what anon my whole kitchen looks like that

>>56115141
Up to 7% now. I hope that faggot who cried about it being up 10% over the past two days at market open decided not to buy kek

I made a breddy good call here. CSCOtaker anon btw

>>56115319
it's not fair.

MULN killed some retard bears today. Rot in debt, fags.

>>56115435
There were a bunch of assholes coming out on Bloomberg telling people to short the dollar here.

Of all the days in the history of trading stocks, this certainly is one of them...

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

You beheemed yourself, didn't you?

>>56115465
-1,3$

>>56115465
scalped MULN a whole bunch this week. today was no different. made fun of faux bears on stocktwits too.

>>56115465
Great day. +1.65% / $732.89

>markets closes and the dumping stops

fuuuuck,bloodbath on monday

>>56115465
-$86 (on a $11k portfolio.) Some of that are options expiring today.

>>56114763
Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger faggot.
Today I lost a ton on calls.

>>56115307
Bought feb 65 calls yesterday when I saw they were dirt cheap and did 5k volume

Today wasn't *all* bad.

>>56115465
>-1.56%

>>56115465
-6k (taxes)

>>56115465
pretty good. i closed my covered calls at 50% profit like a good boy.
also found the new Voo Dew mystery cans for Halloween

>>56115521
I fucking hate taxes.

>>56115527
We should nuke Maryland.

>>56115527
I've thought many times about just packing up and moving to a tax-free country, but then I remember that US claims taxes on my global income as long as I remain a citizen - something that would take multiple years residency or massive foreign bribes to escape.

>>56114752
How do I profit from China invading Taiwan next week? Would would be the single hardest hit company/industry?

>>56115573
priced in and not going to happen

>>56115573
TSM seems like an obvious choice, but all semis would be in deep shit

>>56115465
$-3100

>>56115573
short AMZN

I hate stocks and options. All I've ever done is lose money. I'm quitting for good this time.

>>56115465
+$415.04

Sell orders set. If they don't automatically trigger stop loss, I'm selling everything on the 31st.

>>56115614
why would AMZN be so affected?

We only getting started

Bobos are fucking pathetic. Bidenomics is taking SPX to 5000 by November.

I'm so fucking sick of this NIGGER FAGGOT market bros

BIDENOMICS RUINED MY PORTOFOLIO

>>56115671
Shoulda been a B-dog

>>56115465
+$125 on the day
still down -$336 on the year

>Another Disney executive is leaving.
>Ford laying off 600 related to UAW strike
LMAOOOO Biden taking the big L this week.

>>56115573
I still doubt it. Invading taiwan right now would be the stupidest thing china could do. Which is also why I do believe it in a way. Retard nations always go to war in a bad economic position.

>>56115634
it won't US won't sanction chinese goods. an invasion is extremely bullish, high semi prices, more arms, more printing.

boil bros...

UUUU
U
U
U

>>56115700
It definitely won't happen, so there's a good chance that it will

>>56115720
I don't understand why the price of BOIL is affected by SPY. There shouldn't be any correlation.

>>56115720
Yes, boughted a little. I expect a lot more droopin' though so treading very lightly.

>he didn't sell vertical call spreads on SPY yesterday at last minute and took profit this morning

fucking retards the lot of you

>>56115734
Yeah in a way kinda how i feel the past few years. i said a vaccine would never be developed because covid mutates too much and no one would take it. We know how that one went down of course.

>>56115748
It's trending downwards because it's getting cooler, I've been saying this for weeks.

>>56115731
wonder how long the pump is gonna last. wanna dump more money on it, but it's already so high.

>>56115556
just don't pay them, stupid. what are they gonna do? make an example out of you?

>>56115358
>we like your mond control system, to join the LOTR fold you are gonna have to change Teslas name to Grima

>>56115573
long puts against whoever imports beef to taiwan

>>56115668
Hope you stick around in /smg/ when we go back to 2700.

>whole net worth is 7$ in nvidia stocks
how do i get rich

I slurped today

>>56114763
>>56114777
>>56114977
They are selling ahead of the FOMC, then when nothing happens the market will violently pump again. Back to 4400, then up to 4600. Ying and Yan.

>>56115916
what did you boughted?

>>56114807
>be nigga in Lagos
>A european, mr. goldstein, tells you you can bang all the slut white girls you want in London
>decide you will take a flight across the sahara, land in tunisia and join the boat tribe

>>56115895
If you are over 18 years old, then get a job. If you are over 40, then get a time machine.

>>56115962
I just put $5k into my managed account, some guy picked the funds in that one
In my gambling account, I made $69 on a put this morning... could have held for another $50 probably, but I'm bad with timing

>>56115465
+1,56%
thanks to commodities

>>56115816
>2700
Delusion, it would take a 2008 level blackswan just to see 3000.

>>56115700
>I still doubt it. Invading taiwan right now would be the stupidest thing china could do.
I felt the same about Ukraine

>>56115678
I can sum up Bidenomics.

Piss in the face of the American people and tell them it's raining.

Is KO going out of business?

>>56116051
When Jews give Americans permission to stop drinking it

NVAX

>>56116051
Yes, now that all the fat retards are spending all their money on Ozempic, none left for KOP

>>56115619
See you next week

>>56116068
*KO

>>56115619
>a bloo bloo
lmao

>>56116066
What the fuck is wrong with women

>>56116066
I was very disappointed when they only barely frotted

>>56116092
I think their just Brazilian

>>56115504
based

my SQQQ doin a lil somethin

Uranium on Fast Money CNBC

Is this Bullish for URANIUM ?

Cameco

>>56115780
Three year hodl ?

>>56116130
no, top signal

>SP 500

>>56115668
anon I want the market to just go up also (we will enter a massive recession imo), but there is no liquidity to pump into the markets anymore.

People have no more savings, inflation is still going up, and job markets are cooling. You can only squeeze something so many times.

>>56116145
Signal or Noise ?

>>56116164
We can still squeeze the institutions.

>>56116130
what sre they saying

I spotted five red flags in last night's stock market analysis that warned us about the fragility of the strong performance of the S&P 500 on Thursday.

1. Inflation up.
2. Dollar up.
3. Yields up.
4. Oil up.
5. Utilities leading.

>>56116164
this time money will rotate ut of tech into commodites and energy

Another day. Did nothing. Walked round outside during lunch and during the afternoon. Read on a book. I don't see my "job" as a job sometimes if you want to know the truth of it. I go in utterly relaxed without a care in the world and leave the same way for 40hrs a week. Bagged a 5.25 to 5x 3.5 bay adapter for my server. So that way down the road I can expand my storage footprint with little hassle. Paid $35 for it and a power splitter cable.

>>56116068
Weightloss drugs means mutts can consume even more corn syrup water before dying of the 'beetus. Bullish for KO.

>>56114829
>>56114853
Sometimes I think Cramers wants to give good advice and actually knows his shit, but ((somebody)) prevents him from telling the truth, so he always and consistently tells the exact opposite, and hopes there are enough autists who see the pattern. Inverse Cramer is a thing.

auto workers make over $30/hr and they're striking wtf bros, why did nobody tell me about this kind of pay?

>>56116319
This.
>lose weight
>gain it back and stay on ozempic forever

>>56114752
wtf did their village just get a VHS of Black Panther or something?

>>56116392
Maybe I should get some Ozempic.

>>56116377
They should all be fired and replaced with illegals. That's what they deserve for voting for the fuckibg democrats.

I am alone at a wedding and praying to God to kill me. Tickers for this feel?

>>56116392
how do I long slop?
and i don't mean MCD or YUM but the kind of slop that roasties reward themselves with for being boss bitches

.>>56116518
Adyen

Hey can some one tell my a) why a stock has any value at all? and b) why the fuck a company would care about its stock value so long as the company is profitable?
Except for stocks which pay dividends, I see no discernible value in owning stock (other than that other people may want to buy it [for reasons I cannot understand]).

>>56116525
starbuks

>>56116528
shareholders have a say in how the company gets managed

>>56116528
You can technically own a company if you own all the stock, so stocks are priced so you can't just take McDonalds private for 5 dollars.

>>56116477
Cant. Shortages.

Bye Bye Miss Amiercan Bond Pie.

>>56116557
I see this year has been kind to you

>>56116518
VT
>extremely diversified and resilient, so you will place your trust in no individual company, sector, or country
>a long-term investment, because you will not die: you will live a long life powered by solely by your rage and emptiness

>>56116528
Who knows, fren. Elon Cuck bought Twitter and now has a globalhomo Jewess preventing him from deplatforming the same ADL who wanted to destroy Twitters advertising revenue through lobbying corporations about antisemitism.
All this stock shit is fucking gay. If I ever buy 4chan I am going to delete the entire site in the first minute of getting the admin account.

>>56116130
every time uranium is discussed on CNBC it dumps hard. Uranium has topped with the rest of the market. UUUU will go back down to 5.50 and then things will pump again with the lockdown 2.0 stimmies.

>>56116597
>being weighed down by non-Americans

Yields..

Give it to me straight, should I invest in weed stocks due to the upcoming news? If yes, which stocks? Thank you.

opex was super gay today
oil up, oil stocks down with the index
Going to go poop on a market maker

>>56116528
>hurr I don't see why owning a literal share of a company is worth anything
>>56116541
>hurr durr
most shares traded don't give you voting rights

Of course /smg/ doesn't even understand stocks

>>56116698
No

>>56116377
Wtf is an auto worker. Like jiffy lube mechanics?

So is the double top pattern no longer a bearish indicator? I’ve been watching 5 minute candles on spy for months and every “double top” manages to turn into a bull flag

>>56116499
Baggie are you on meth or are you just excited to be here

how many articles are they going to write about goldman sachs being against work from home? Kind of beating that horse to death.

>>56116797
mechanic is probably more skilled. 3000 auto workers will each get 1 part from china then as the vehicle comes through the assembly like they stick it on. all day every day, sticking the same part on. uncle used to be the hubcap guy. car would come by and he did the front passenger hubcap. his 3 best buddies did the other hub caps.

>>56116698
You likely missed that train anon. Too risky to buy at these levels.

>>56116319
Trouble is ozempic works by suppressing appetite. Granted for soda that might be less effective.

>>56116528
Poorman mindset.
Change your question to why does a dollar note have value at all? Then you have your answer as to why a stock has value. When you understand you will see that a stock has the potential to be a lot more value then a dollar note & also the potential to be completely worthless paper (just like the dollar note).

>>56115465
>KO
>MO
I fell for the divy meme

>>56116864
A lot of regional banks are fucked because of the crash in commercial real estate.

>>56116923
Mexicans love working on cars. Just replace these people with illegals and let's move on.

>>56116989

I'm officially the smartest anon on /smg/. Other than John D Rockerchan.

I'm about to go to a concert. I imagine it will be kinda shit but I dunno maybe I should be more open minded. Worst case scenario I am going to be zooted off mushrooms and drunk enough to just be vibing to some good tunes.

>>56116319
No, they make you eat less. Thats how they work

>>56117069
Who are you gonna see?

>>56117029
Lol the kid who drew this was black

>>56117149
Its "emo nite" so its essentially covers of pop punk songs from 2000-2010 or so before it died. Then I think they also throw in some actual good new stuff as well as some hardcore trash stuff like at the drive in.

>>56116939
No where near ath for many of them

Holy shit >we're still on this thread from mid day?

Guys I want to learn. How do I research a stock in order to evaluate if it's worth investing in or not? What sectors are worth looking into? I feel like I'm not smart enough for this

>>56117154
Everyone knows they can't control their pets.

>>56117211
Just buy brk-b and pay Buffet to do it for you.

>>56117210
I just got paid. Unfortunately I didn’t have enough money to buy my usually lottery tickets, so there will be no all caps raging at line for 20 posts this week.

>>56117211
I just follow the charts. I don't know shit about financials.

>>56117235
What happens when buffet dies

>>56117236
>lottery tickets
You mean like options right?

>>56117246
A new dread pirate Roberts takes his place

that frog poster is wildin

>>56117211
It's like baseball. If you watch long enough you figure out which players are good.

>>56116688
>Almost 5.6% on the 3M
beautiful, also checked

>>56116307
how do you have 100% faith in the jew wall street stock market system? you spend all your money on stocks

>>56117292
wym?

>>56117310

>>56117180
whats the news?

>>56117211
You go to the page for a stock in your Robinhood Gold account and read the Morningstar reports that are there.

>>56116719
>>hurr I don't see why owning a literal share of a company is worth anything
I don't. If I owned a 1/10,000 share of, say, a car, what value would that really have? It isn't enough of a share to ride in it or use it to any profitable end. The only real utility I could see for myself if is the car was sold wholesale I would be entitled to 1/10,000 of the receipts of that sale.
>>56116952
>Change your question to why does a dollar note have value at all?
I have asked that question and only come to mostly unsatisfactory answers. It seems it has value because other people want it. Other people want it because it has value.
If you believe asking fundamental questions about the nature of finance is 'poor man's mindset', I think you might actually be retarded.

>>56117211
Don't. It's waste of time, especially in current clown timeline. "Researching" will just make you emotionally invested. Better to focus on trends and try to align yourself to market tide.

>>56117180
also weed stocks like TLRY are looking like they're ready to completely collapse. The gains from today were completely mitigated by the overall market crash and the patterns just look weak overall. In the case of TLRY it's a falling three methods on the daily with riding volume on the weekly while price is being suppressed. Bearish signs in my opinion. Personally i'm shorting it, but if there's new that might pose a risk.

>>56117296
How long do you think it'll take to totally uninvert the yield curve once it starts?

>>56117211
Start with market cap. Invest where the money is. There are around 45 or so stocks with a market cap above 200 billion which you should look into first. Check the earnings over a number of years, PE, PEG, net income, projections, all the FA shit. But instead of worrying about entry/exit, portfolio allocation, etc. It's easier to just buy SP 500 ETFs like VOO or SPY. And you'll outperform 95% of people here long term.

>>56117246
That's called "late stage capitalism."

>futures
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
SO SEXY IT HURTS

https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ

>>56117134
Yes, but not stuffing their face with solid goyslop means they live longer, and have more years to consume liquid goyslop. Long KO.

>>56117553
>TFW slurped some KO today

New thread!!!
>>56117563
>>56117563
>>56117563

>>56117567
tis early knave

>>56116528
you can read a stock contract to see what it actually represents. you can also buy bonds if they make more sense to you.

>>56117309
Well I'm diversified. I've got a pension and a 401k. I wish I could blow all my money on stocks. Sadly bills suck up quite a bit. But once some stuff is paid off then I'll have more money freed for stock buying.

>>56117064
anything other than chess960 is gay

>>56114982
underappreciated post

>>56114829
The Oracle of Pennsylvania.

>>56117582
I am not saying I am opposed in any way to buying stocks. Why would I be? It can make you money and that is really what is important. It is just really hard for me to wrap my head around how it does so other than 'people want the stock [a thing of no real utility] more now than they did when you bought it.'

Seems like early baker got jannied (;

>>56117656
Stocks are kind of like a per company currency (the way currencies are per government) and companies issue them to compensate their leadership for good performance. They'll buy shares back (they used to issue dividends for this but it turns out that makes less sense) to reward shareholders when they have surplus profit. It's that last part that makes them valuable.

So essentially the idea is "give us money, maybe we'll give you more in the future." Yes it's very risky, if you don't like that you can buy bonds instead which is a hard contract/loan where they are *obligated* to pay you money over time unless they go bankrupt. In practice the yield on these is way lower though.

it was early, but janny pruning that thread was uncalled for

rofl

>>56117656
take this to /his or /pol

>>56117716
Especially considering they don't deal with the other frogposters.

>>56117727

Why the fuck did the janny prune the other thread?

>>56117732
One does not bake until bump limit is reached.

>>56117732
Collateral frogspammer damage.

>>56117727
I hate frogposters so much

>>56117732
My guesses would be this one wasn't even at bump limit, and even then it's now the after hours weekend so there's no need for new threads until they reach at least maybe page 7. There's at least one nigger here who thinks 300 is the bump limit.

It's over. There will never be an /smg/ again.

>>56117748
Inshallah!

>>56117656
a profitable corporation can either pay a dividend or reinvest the profits, presumably causing an increase in stock value. so you can get cashflow from dividends, which on some stocks is close to 10%, and you can get price appreciation too.

>>56117631
This guy is almost as bad as Fuentes. Just fucking say what you're going to say and move on.

BTW, I was replying to an Anon in that deleted thread when it got rugged before I could submit. He said BOIL would go to I think between 98 and 114 by November. I was telling him my own estimate had been anywhere from 80 to 120. I do not have any "scientific" method for determining that. I think he's probably pretty on, I just tend to be conservative with my estimates and consider anything more to be nice bonus. I wonder what he thinks it will go *down* to before then, and at about what point?

>>56117833
>>56117833
>>56117833
baked

>>56117452
who is this semen demon and is it a man?