/biz/ - Business & Finance

Uh oh

We won't be seeing PhD in Bidenomics (aka the schizo) in /smg/ tomorrow. He will be hiding and seething when SPY is up 2%.

worst smg ever

>>56091369
Thanks you Steven Van Meter

Everyone please limit your mental illness in this thread.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_3_-UrhZH0&list=RDhSKQt9rNwtQ&index=12

Bros are we fucked?

>>56091379
Too late, I'm already drunk.

>>56091382
nobody ever listens to thread themes

>>56091387
The Great Yurocaust has begun.

I feel like you'd have to be retarded or at least exceptionally shortsighted to look at the long term charts and their RSI + MACD and come away expecting some sort of insane crash. Of course unexpected things can happen but generally things don't look as bad as the doomers want them to be.

>>56091387
2 weeks

>>56091387
EU hopefully, I'm short HEAVILY. Also on Sweden

>>56091360
>T expanded to much. They paid a shat load for Direct. Then they paid a shat load for Warner. Then when the costs got to high instead of just spinning off the assets they mixed it up with a divvy cut as part of the deal. Which is why the stock tanked. Cause the deal was not done "cleanly". Cause if you looked at the deal terms the winners of said deal were Discovery shareholders. For each Disc share you owned, A,B or C class, you got 1 new WBD share in it's place. Then course the divvy cut pissed off a shat load of people to. Once the dust settled both stocks (T and WBD) tanked cause people were bailing left and right. T over the divvy cut. WBD due to the loads of T holders selling their newly issued shares due to not wanting it.
Yeah that all makes sense but if you bought a divy stock and they go through all that, then it feels like i should have just gone with a meme growth stock if im going with drama anyway. Get more than 3% yield or something at least.

>>56091387
JPM (morgan stanely? I read a lot of PDFs and my gf was talking about some Indian she met in Canada so and I had a lot of this "jefferson") Said it's fine.
They said First Republic was "best in class midcap banks" though.

By definition, market crashes are never priced in nor expected. Jpow will hike 0.75%.

>>56091387

Since when is China dumping stocks so hard, first time in weeks.

>>56091407
>my gf was talking about some Indian she met
i wonder how many black she "met"

>>56091413
Lol.
Why did WFC go up like 5% this week though, that's what I want to know.

>>56091387
I'm so ready for my USD to be worth five times as much for my Czech Republic trip in December

>>56091421
Banks have literally zero risk of failure now due to BTFP, another Biden win.

This really feels like some frontrunning bullshit as on August 24th, the megadump 1 day before US employment report

>>56091387
Yes. Opening shorts tomorrow before close.

>>56091420
I've never even seen her talk to a black now that I think about it.
But heh. South Asians are all practically black.

>>56091389
and to expand on this kurdish bastard child, the concept of a sovereign also doesnt exist in the marxist fantasy world of Kurds

they literally think they re animals, insects, ants

imagine not owning SQQQ

>NYPD overtime to be cut to help pay for migrant crisis, per NYP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>56091430
Three have failed this year though. So it's not *zero.*

>>56091444
Before the BTFP, no banks can fail now. Biden safeguarded the economy to prevent an actual crisis, he's quite literally the best economic president we have ever had.

>>56091434
See >>56091431
They are already dumping hard. "Unreasonably" in an unexpected fashion. At least for EU:

>>56091439
Imagine not shorting VIX.

>>56091438

>>56091442
That is very funny.
The situation in the USA can soon by definition be called Anarchism

>>56091421
WFC is the shit coin of bank stocks which means that it will trade wildly

>unironically worrying about China
>Believing anything that comes out of China
Yikes.com

>>56091458
The government has absolutely lost its monopoly on violence in a number of urban places.
We are by definition no longer a country.
Line keeps going up though.

>>56091458
We might actually witness movies like Escape from New York and The Warriors become a reality, lmao

>>56091452
That's a picking up pennies trade that fucks you the very rare times it does go to 80. It's still possible for it to go to 80, even post 2022 with 0 DTE every day.

Then you have companies like VZ and KO. VZ had the good sense to sell it's media assets before things took a massive shat. Both companies are now simple. Those divvies will never be cut. Why? In the case of KO it's an easy thing; billions of product sold, liquid in a can,gallon jug,etc. Merely hike prices of it all 1 penny. Boom, divvy hike covered and more. VZ's case you have your internet and phone. There's only 2 other companies that offer that. Billions of sheep. Your bandwidth requirements (aka sucking) aren't going down anytime soon. What are you gonna do? Toss away your phone and your streaming ability not to mention not be able to pay your bills? What your gonna go old school and revert to paper and checks to do your bill paying? Hell kids don't even know how to fill out a check..

>>56091418
>Since when is China dumping stocks so hard, first time in weeks.

>>56091466
china is by definition in a deflationary deathspiral, desperately trying to find dollars to stabilize their shitcoin so it doesnt go into turkish lira territory due to extremely expansive monetary policy while their industry dismantles itself due to demand having been broken away

funny situation the Chinks are in, I cant wait for their anarchist period

Friendly reminder to go long oil

>>56091430
>>56091448
Will they do BTFP for the federal government too?
https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/united-states-cds-10-years-usd

>>56091480
no need to reminder but thx. i m also long URA FI

>>56091482
Biden will figure it out if any further problems arise, just trust him and go long tech. I recommend TSLA, NVDA, Chainlink, and CLF for diversification.

>>56091469
I wouldn't be so sure about lines going up in the future when the state completely loses its monopoly on violence. Businesses don't really thrive in gangland
>>56091470
Damn I want live streams from the Thunderdome

Watching New York City going down in free fall is pretty hilarious.

Just keep an eye on it, its gonna be the next Chicago/Detroit and will be an even bigger shitshow in a few years time.

>>56091474
>DAX dumping almost 0,50% in the night (for EU) is sure a normal thing to happen

>>56091494
What is an American business though?
If it produces anything at all its WFH management ordering things from China. The only part vulnerable to gangs at all is fulfillment and many of them don't actually have physical deliverables.

>CPI tomorrow
>PPI Thursday

>>56091493
ebin

>>56091509
>>CPI tomorrow
Priced in today, the .5% SPY dump is all you're getting.
>>PPI Thursday
lol

>>56091506
you mean orders from Mexico, chinkland exports to mutt land havent recovered
and of course their are businesses vulnerable to gang violence and mob rule; think about some gang of niggers getting control over waste water processing plants or transformer stations, how about highway men on the highways into New York and something I would wish to see, Pirates in the Hudson bay

>>56091493
i cant tell if ur trolling at this point. biden gets elected and its been bad for tesla and tech ever since..

>>56091520
>Pirates of thr Atlantic
DUDU DUN DUN DUDU DUN DUN DUDU DUN DUN DUDUDU

>>56091520
>city gets knocked out
>Oh no like one or two guys on this one team are slightly less available.
It doesn't matter, we've gone full "management economic zone"

>>56091369
>OMG ARROWS AND LINES
>IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

>>56091458
That's not what anarchism means.

>>56091534
>There's no hard democracy therefore it's not true anarchism.
If I said what I actually thought here I'd get another four day ban.

>>/pol/441073701
>Oil status=checked

>>56091534
okay, than define Anarchism, lecture me, I'm waiting to have another laugh and correct you after calling you most likely a retard

>>56091526
He inherited a horrible economy that caused runaway inflation, and fixed the problem in only a few years.

>>56091546
How do I link other board posts? I always forget

>>56091549
The fed is the only one fighting inflation and they're fighting against both parties in the government doing it.
JPow is actually the only one on our side right now.

Is yield on cost the new divvy boomer cope?

>>56091561
not just against the political actors but also against the private sector. Both are like rabid monkeys throwing shit and ripping out engines while JP is trying to land a plane on a plank over an abyss

>>56091546
>>>/pol/441073701

>>56091546
>>56091556
>>56091573
Was missing the third >
>Oil status=checked

>>56091573
God damn Virginia.
We filled her with migrants and now she's lost.

>>56091548
Anarchism is anti-hierarchy. Here the government will still oppress you, but won't help if you're the victim of a crime.

EU is so pathetic, never fails to amaze me how shitcoiny it is.

>>56091592
Should I unironically move to VA and run for office? The bar appears to be pretty low

>>56091600
You're going to make me cry.
I'm pissed in every way now.

>>56091600
No tape, no vote. Everybody needs to know how good you can fuck, to determine how fit you are for office.

CPI leaked

it's over

>>56091594
wut? anti hierarchy, no, where did you got that crap from?
Anarchism comes from the greek anarkhia, "an" (no) and "arkhia" (ruler)
No leader.
The tricky part about Anarchism is, that it doesn't really have a clear definition, it just means no leaders, and if one goes by Hobbes, the absence of a monopoly of violence means that the "state" doesn't have any capacity to enforce its rules so by definition no rulers

>>56091606
>You will live to see a future in which politicians put out their own sex tapes as part of qualification for office

>>56091614
Where?

>>56091617
It actually means "no ruler"
Having a ruler implies a hierarchy.

>>56091595
Its not the euro, its entirety of Asia fleeing into dollar, milkshake boogaloo two point ooooh
Yuan is going full lira together with the Yen

>>56091621
If you can fuck, especially as a white male politician, YOU WILL get the black vote.

>>56091628
not necessarily, you still can have a hierarchy. An absence of a ruler in the political sense doesn't eliminate hierarchy, in the most basic natural state the hierarchy is defined by who has the bigger stick

GUYS THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS ARE ON. Is this bullish or bearish for my portfolio?

>>56091634
please explain how "cops won't help you as the victim of a crime but are happy to bash your head in for protesting the government" is somehow an example of "anarchism"

>>56091635
they still do music videos?

>>56091634
AN-ARCHY

>>56091631
AH SHIT I'M RUNNIN YALL.

>>56091638
Idk I just turned it on instead of my usual xfiles kino. It was niggers lipsyncing to an auto tune song on stage.

>>56091645
>xfiles
A man of culture.

>>56091637
I already made clear, that Anarchism has no clear cut definition, its just a word with an etymology, but if you take the state in whatever form, be it a monarchy, a democracy, a theocracy, whatever and that state doesn't have the force capacity to enforce its paper laws and norms than there is no ruler, its the natural state; cops are then just another gang that compete with violence

your idea of "no hierarchies" is bullshit, because that isn't the etymology of Anarchism, its just your interpretation, and I can really not think about where you got that idea, its definitely not a cynic idea, and I don't think Proudon or Bakunin, or any other of the syndicalist pseudo anarchists defined it that way

>>56091639
archy come from the greek arkhia, ruler or leade
nothing with hierarchies

>>56091637
Homosexuality is a kind of anarchy but you can have homosexuality without going full anarchist.

>>56091656
He obviously meant no political hierarchy as in
Ruler = somebody above you in an organized way

The natural state without any ruler is anarchy. You could say there is some kind of hierarchy, but you are not willfully subjecting yourself to it as under a state with a political hierarchy.

>>56091626
check the futures

These are the people giving you financial advice.

>>56091676
there is somebody over you, the guy with the bigger stick, the bigger mass, the bigger plot of land, the bigger gang.... the definition of anarchy is as said before janny tranny got his panty in a twist is trick question, because it doesnt really has a definition like right wing or left wing, one can just go with the etymology

>>56091690
>he got banned again
And no. If the guy has a gang he isn't living in anarchy anymore as this gang probably has a hierarchy. But towards me there is no order. I'm not his subject.

Well shit.

Oh feddies, yes, cutting over time for cops is extremely relevant for the stock market, same as failing to fill your quotas and Jamal and Steve rather joining a gang than joining the coppers

it creates instability and a power vacuum that is naturally going to get filled by different groups that will lean on the private sector, private sectors that might see their stock market prices plummet, have higher security costs....

>>56091573
>politician
>doesn't use enough lube during assplay
Pottery

>>56091720

Well I'm glad I didn't sell my puts this week.

>>56091727
futures are forming a beautiful fractal on extreme longterm, longterm, midterm and shortterm time frames
ABC, B is done
it follows C

>>56091678
>needing to check futures instead of seeing your SPY, VOO, VTI, UNG and USO in 24 HR real time in your HOOD account balance from Sundays at 8pm till Fridays at 8pm
NGMI
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>>56091573
>"She's willing to get fucked so you don't have to!"

>>56091683
As of late I'm of the opinion that anarchism is just a pretty word for barbarism.

>>56091724
Technically the legal fault would lie on whoever recorded the livestream the footage was from as they made an unlicensed reproduction, but maybe just don't do porn if you'd like to run for office or "leak" it yourself early so you can move past it. Nobody actually cares she banged on camera, a hoe can be mayor or be in congress if they can do the job.

>>56091771
It is what you make out of it
It could be the worst thing that can happen to a territory like Makhnovshchina anarchism in the Ukraine, basically Bolschewism with scammers and fraudsters allowing everyone to counterfeit their money or an expression of a naturally stable society because of an underlying trust among humans (never happened)

It feels like I am never going to catch up on bills. I say that but by the end of the month I should be finally caught up. Still a shit feeling

>futures
SUDDENLY SUMMER MOVED ON
COME WITH MEANING
SUDDENLY ALL THAT I HAVE KNOWN
A WORLD WITH NO HOPE

https://youtu.be/Aqx25hfTZeg

Lol I actually got warned over >>56091673.
Someone is really butthurt.

>>56091817
yep. Janny has a twist in his panties. Likely a butthurt syndicalist

>>56091778
Im sure thers some grounds for fair use to bring them up in campaign.

>>56091678
check your pp

>>56091778
i m safe to run. i don t do porn. not by choice...

yep, janny is a butthurt syndicalist
Hey janny, syndicalism doesnt work. It was tried in Ukraine, the result was hyperinflation due to counterfeited money, followed by starvation, rape, pillages and later the corpse being integrated into the ussr after the starved part of the Makhnovshchinas tried to attack Crimea

Anyone gonna short Unity tomorrow? They just introduced a per-install fee. So if you make a game, publish it, and people pirate it, you still get billed out the ass.
Also the CEO John Riccitiello sold a week ago

>>56091875
Is that guy saying gamepass has insufficient kickbacks?

oh shit august cpi? will cleveland fed be wrong?

>>56091895
what does Cleveland fed say about cpi?

>>56091895
They are always wrong, analysts expect 0.6%, it will either be 0.6 or 0.5.

>>56091895
August pce gave an outlook where cpi is going to be thanks to JPs mindless pause in June

>>56091724
bruh who the fuck is desperate enough to want her? Bitch hit the wall at mach speeds!

>>56092032
post hairline

It's fucking over isnt it oh god theyre shilling their bags to the normies for exit liquidity.

>>56092090
Only Jim sounds bullish here. Rest bearish. Anastasia is talking about bonds or not?

>>56092090
It was over with pce being released, the retard run from mid August to last last week was only to get early shorters like Bury and myself

Now that we dumped tuesday it literally is always the same. I said it monday, out of 9 weeks we pumped 8, now it has to be 9 out of 10 this including. We pump mondays even when we dump, for example as early august. Monday is always such a retarded hopium day.

>>56092122
>it's over the MoM PCE was 0.2%
Meds, now.

>>56092132
>PCE up
>Core up
>Expectations up
>b-but jobs, why does nobaody think about da jobs (please make line go up)
its 50 bepis for you and another 50 bepis for you, no pause, pivoooot, 2025 if you keep fighting the fed

>>56092158
CPI will be 0.6% or 0.5% MoM, we pump on analyst expectation of 0.6 and we pump extra on 0.5. Boboids lose in either situation, 0.7% will not happen.

>>56092122
Are Burry's expirations known yet? He might still be fine.

>>56092090
I saw the writing on the wall when Ally and Equifax were sending out emails to customers to get loans somewhere else kek

>>56092164
We'll pump for a scamwick, yes

They're stealing out ideas
>The 2x Bitcoin Strategy ETF (Ticker: BITX) seeks to provide daily investment results, before fees and expenses, that correspond generally to twice the performance of the S&P CME Bitcoin Futures Daily Roll Index (Ticker: SPBTFDUE) for a single day, not for any other period. The fund does not invest directly in bitcoin. Instead, the Fund seeks to benefit from increases in the price of Bitcoin Futures Contracts for a single day.

>>56092164
I'm pretty sure that it happens on FOMC, you might get a little bouncing around 4500/4400
>>56092177
I suppose he is in a similar situation than every early shorter betting on September/October only half fucked for now

The market is the same as COVID. Nobody knows anybody who had it and everything was still locked down.

Same now, nobody knows anybody who buys and the market is still up.

Caution: Sarcasm

>>56091778
>Technically the legal fault would lie on whoever recorded the livestream
So some coomer glowie

>>56092249
>glowie
It was rather some mere coomer
and more likely a coomer chud.

Do you think the guys who leak Onlyfans pictures are glowies? It's /polsters who pay to leak.

Anyone got any idea on what CPI will come in as, tomorrow?

>Went to Applebee's for the late Mother's birthday with the family
>2 for $20/$22 is now the 2 for $26/$32
CPI bros... I'm not feeling too good

>>56092300
WTF is that patch?? Unbelievable

>>56092300
>Aktion
Is this a word in the english language thas was taken 1:1 from german? Like Kindergarden (almost 1:1)

oil is a baddie rn id indulge in that

>>56092305
>CPI bros... I'm not feeling too good
Eh, I feel fine with those prices. So long as I'm not expected to tip...
>>56092325
>WTF is that patch??
Lol I know, right? A hot womans armpits are hot af, and DEFINITELY a sexual organ (to me)

>>56092342
>italian sex
Nonwhite confirmed

>>56092305
don't trust your lying eyes.
trust the official m/m CPI numbers of tomorrow.
INFLATION.
IS.
COMING.
DOWN.

Reminder that I told you all to buy WWE calls before the purchase but you guys said that was dumb and continued talking about meme stocks
t. More money than you

>>56092368
Well yeah, since it's on a y/y basis. It eventually will cool, but after such an insane inflation spike a moderate deflation spike would also be nice and not just a slowly decreasing inflation bleedout.

>>56092361
While I agree that Italians are *not* white. I am, this is crazy, white. Statistically speaking, probably whiter than you...
>>56092385
>but you guys said that was dumb and continued talking about meme stocks
I keep telling them to buy TLT and TMF, but they won't listen. Try as we might...

>>56092414
>buy TLT

>>56092293
>Do you think the guys who leak Onlyfans pictures are glowies?
Yes, otherwise they would shut it down

>>56092403
It's rising on yoy on every metric

>>56092305
I took my boomer dad to Ihop for a quick breakfast.

That shit was almost $50 with tax and tip included. Weimer inflation is on the way.

>>56092437
but they gave you rona stimulus for freeee, remember?
couldn't you have paid the breakfast with that?

>>56092422
Uhm, #'s are on MY side, sweaty.
Heh, nothin personnel.
2 more weeks.
Sideways and down, for longer.
etc.

>>56092414
>Statistically speaking, probably whiter than you...
Like I'd care, Jose.

>>56092436
Yes, currently it is rising yoy if you compare august 2023 to june 2023 report. But it is still less as it was June 2022 compared to 2021. That's what I mean with it is "decreasing". It still is WAY above standard and bleeding everybody out with stagflation bullshit.

>>56092462
such unwarranted smugness

>>56092473
Is it 2%, nope. Was the June pause a fundamental mistake, yep. Was it a planned jewish move to prepare for the hard bumpy landing scamming some exit liquidity, naturally

>>56092473
Ohhh, so you mean the "rate of increase" is what is decreasing, yet still positive?
You made it sound like Inflation was coming down.

>>56092483
I'm a bear, you misunderstand me. Nevermind.

>>56092473
>>56092479
Figured as much. The least you could do isbuy TLT and TMF, then you'd at least be following *YOUR* betters.
You EUoids are all the same. Low IQ nigger mixes (probably half nigger half french/german), and you really need to stop talking about NA markets. Go back to afreekah, immediately.

>>56092488
June was lower, July increased yoy again, August will be worse, so Inflation is rising again. But it is not the same desaster as 2022 when inflation was 10%. This is why they celebrate this bullshit as a victory. Inflation should be -5% to even things out.
But
>Deflation le bad

>The world you were born in no longer exists

>>56092502
Why can't burgers never stop thinking about blacks? Rentfree, literally.

>>56092502

>>56092503
>Deflation le bad
Correct, goy. Now get some sleep, you have work in the morning, wagecuck.

>>56091430
>BTFP
the FED will literally hold those bonds to maturity, if need be.
however, such option has not been announced yet but if banks are reeeeeeing to the FED enough they will oblige.

>markets

https://youtu.be/iSa-L5sqdSk?si=02L_alNo11zDWAY8

>>56092510
>tacitly admitting to being black
lmao gross.
>>56092512
>same 5 reaction pics
>on an image board
You couldn't be more EU-ish...

Anyone else long platinum???
I feel like I left the U (uranium) boat too soon, and right now it's just too high to get back in. So I've been looking for other areas to take advantage of.
Not much for physical platinum ETFs or miners, though.

>>56092513
What is this level of projection? Is this inherently american?

>>56092528
I didn't admit anything. Another case of severe US projection

>>56092534
Lol no. Industrial metals are getting fucked the hardest

>>56092534
Osmium is where it's at

>>56092509
Honestly a bit of a head scratching move. The margins on a soda fountain are easily 50% even if you are selling 32 oz sodas for $1. It’s water, co2, syrup, and a cup.

At a certain point, the franchisees are going to go into full blown revolt on MCD because some of these “improvements” are designed for vaporware architecturally designed automated drive through only stores that don’t work in the real world.

>>56092513
Oh wait, you called me goy. So you are jewish. Nevermind, no difference.

you thought rouge black market nuclear weapons were bad? how about black project made in china biological weapons?
it's all nothing compared to A.I. you dont even know how fucked you are kiddo. you are now trapped like the lab rat in its cage. you have no more secrets nor means of hiding physically or digitally. every resource, asset or thing your grubby little hands has ever touched is now known to the state, all simply switched off or confiscated on a whim should the state be so inclined.
you have no idea how fucked you are. you think you ever stood a chance with legal representation? you think the charges need to be real? it says right here on your file 'whatever the fuck we say it is happened and you are guilty'. not that you would ever even need to be targeted individually when the entire society at large can be corralled as they see fit.
but perhaps far worse than all of this, truth will die. when the fact checking A.I assistants begin to correct any and all undesirable words on the entire internet, like the Nuremberg trial except for all of humanity.

>ah whats this little timmy wishes to purchase some slop?
>sure all you need to do before your tokens can be processed is answer this:
>how many of the chosen were murdered, how many timmy?
>six...six million
>payment accepted

lol,
lmao even

I honestly don't know what's funnier about schizo permadoomerbears; that they take themselves seriously or that they expect others to do the same.

>>56092574
Are you actually worried about AI or are you really just worried about how society reacts to the reality that humans might not be the smartest thing on Earth and we created something that could be?

>>56092615
It's a shitpost. Just look at the (((wojack))). Anybody using the word "AI" unironically is a retard

>>56092534
i think uranium is going way higher. wait for a pullback in the next few months.

>>56092608
0% inflation

been in uranium and oil since end of 2020 and early 2021

are tobaco stocks gonna get fucked next recession? they have a bunch of debt. I don't understand how any of this shit works tbqh

>>56092615
i wouldnt exactly say i worry only that i recognize A.I as something of an existential threat and possibly the worst thing humans have ever created. it can and will be used as a means of control, inline with how social media is already used to control and brainwash people. but with A.I is has near limitless potential to do harm to humanity. in the coming years and generation people will completely lose sight of what is truth or real. the digitization of currency and assets is another problem. if you are against the new world order agenda the state will simply seize everything you own, much like they did with Russian assets in EU/US. these are just some of the surface level problems, but its possible the tech could be used for far worse, things that i cant even conceptualize myself. i only hope i die before the demiurge traps us permanently.

>>56092622
you sir are a federal agent and lapdog of the nwo

>>56092622
I can't tell if they're just so demoralized they do someone elses job for them or if they're trying to demoralize others. Either way it'd be funny if it wasn't sad.

>>56092558
McDonald's has been hurting for quite a while profit wise, doesn't help that 'cheap' shit like double quarter pounders and nuggets have doubled in price recently.

I'm gonna take a wild bet and say that a BUNCH of fast food chains will either remodel their entire business or just go the way of Blockbuster in the future. Burger King has a fucking 2 for $30 deal now for Christ's sake.

>>56092649
tobacco stocks are only worth it for dividends

>>56092675
>NOOOOOOO you cant talk about this. STOP DEMOOOORALISNG!!!!!

>>56092676
>I'm gonna take a wild bet and say that a BUNCH of fast food chains will either remodel their entire business or just go the way of Blockbuster in the future
Already happening. They lock all the actually good deals behind using their app which records information about you that is then sold off to the highest bidder. Recoups some of the cost of discounting the food and you make even more money overcharging the dick off people at the window and the counter that don't use the app for whatever reason. Watched it happen with basically every major fastfood company over the last year or two. I wouldn't be surprised if we see the same places go to a food-as-a-service model with a recurring monthly or yearly subscription like it's a fucking costco to get better deals/deals non-members can't get (through your app on your phone doncha know!)

>>56092574
So why fight it? Let the system exist, and benefit from it

>Walmart wants fucking POLICE SUBSTATIONS in stores

>https://www.naturalnews.com/2023-09-12-walmart-to-reopen-with-a-police-substation.html

Man oh boy retail stores are gonna be hurting. Online orders and delivery might help, but gas prices are likely to go WAY up in October/November into the $7-9 range, so even that will bite everyone in the ass.

>>56092702
Yeah I'm gonna go with mindbroken cuckold doing someone elses job for them, you have to be at least 18 to use this website as well.

Yo wtf, I just saw that scamwick yesterday in US trading (1pm EST) on the SPX was way worse than on the DAX or other EU. That is archetypical US trading.

>>56092708
Those apps are some of the biggest glitchy pieces of shit around. I could never get the damn orders through. Arby's, Wendy's, Round Table, doesn't matter, they all operate like piss.

I'm amazed that people could even get anything out of using that type of service.

>>56092675
They are hired shitposter. Cancer. If it posts a wojack its cancer, if it posts a frog it's cancer

>>56092676
>>56092708
>>56092558
Subscriptions.
Rudy from Alpha Investments discussed this about 8-14 months ago in a video. I don't think it was a whiteboard, can't find it.
Anyways, he gave Taco Bell as an example, maybe $10 a month and you get a $1 taco for free, per day. You still pay extra for sides and drinks, and it basically gets you to the venue every day, or at least motivates the consumer to visit and buy more often. It would be structured in such a way that the breakeven if something like 2 visits a week. As a consumer, you'd want to guarantee fast service - who cares if you get a free taco if you have to drive 15 minutes both ways and wait for 25 minutes? Otherwise I could just work for an hour and save more time (more valuable). I can see it being useful in McD's eg breakfast menu. Something like paying $30 a month and you get a daily egg mcmuffin and coffee or something.
The big thing is that it creates a predictable cash flow. Which like you said, will be useful for selling data to the highest bidder and modeling different demographics for further payment models.

Also remember that McDonalds gets more of its revenue from renting to its franchisees. If a restaurant fails, the parent company still owns more land. And places like Coca Cola will have good access to water rights in the future.

>>56092744
>$30 a month
>daily egg mcmuffin and coffee
That'd be more in the range of $150 per month.

bubbles buried in this jungle

The last of all fakepumps starts.

even with my wagie job my NW growth can barely keep up with spy

Bubbles. Buried. In. This. Jungle.

>>56092744
I just looked up on McDonald's website and holy shit, they are already doing a similar thing like free fries fridays if you have the app.

oh my god I think I will long a bunch of fast food stocks now, fuck.

>>56092769
>Free stuff
>Buy the company

BUBBLES
BURIED
IN
THIS
JUNGLE

>>56092772
Its clown world market right now, might as well make a profit

>>56092769
I'm long dominos and mcdonalds. You could do worse, might not be the best entry points atm but as a DCA set-and-forget they're solid picks. A lot of people live a life where they don't have the time to cook and prepare their own food for any number of reasons, they'll be doing business after me and you are dead for that reason barring some kind of apoplectic end times scenario.

>>56092775
>Update
STOP IT, I WANT ONE LAST EXIT PUMP

>>56091573
>married couple wanted to be watched
That's the tamest political sex scandal possible

>>56092785
I was honestly more upset by the not using enough lube for assplay and not taking a shower before fucking and having pieces of toilet paper lint stuck to her ass cheeks visible even on shitty video quality. If you're gonna fuck on camera at least do it right.

POLAR JUNGLE FROZEN PUNTERS
ALL MY SCULPTURES LOOK SO FLUSTERED

>>56092780
That was the "AI" pump
Technically speaking the B of the ABC correction. Cartoonish speak, the dead cat doing it's bounce

CODE SWALLOW DICK, GO GET YOUR BOSS
SECURITY TURN GREEN CAUSE I NEVER FLOSS

>>56091720
hahaha

Road UEC up from $2.55 to $4.92. Sold today. Switching it all over to URNJ to derisk. Did I do good?

CMON EU; FAKE PUMP, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HIGHER

>>56092854
pretty good desu. i own URNM and smaller juniors but just buying URNJ and chilling sounds more intelligent

>Britische Wirtschaft schrumpft spürbar – Regen und Streiks belasten
08:56
>London, 13. Sep (Reuters) – Ungewöhnlich viel Regen und Streiks haben der britischen Wirtschaft einen überraschend schlechten Start in die zweite Jahreshälfte eingebrockt. ''

That can't be real
>British economy shrinks measurably - Rains and strikes strain/burden

RAIN IS KILLING BRITISH ECONOMY

>>56092879
>It's raining in the UK
And of course it's Reuters. Amazing they didn't manage to put something about climate changs in there

>>56091493
IF you're into TSLA and NVDA then you need to be part of the VR expansion with RIDE, so you're part of the first vr+blockchain+worldinovation project

cmon somebody leak the CPI and PPI already

>>56092929
Media is likely going to try to sell core which is expected to come in lower. It's most likely not going to break until fomc

WTF WAS THAT

Can you fuckers buy already? I know you are just waiting to. Or is it going to happen in 40 mins with US premarket?

topping up a bit on my Kazatomprom position. Shit is so cash

That's the 1 second chrt on DAX. Yellow arrow my position (small, but nevertheless)

>>56092983
i always wondered if super short timeframes like 10s or 10ticks are tradable. You have experience with those?

EU car makers pumping hard, what's going on?

>>56092983
Nice timing

>>56092936
I bet those numbers will be 'revised' in a few months later too

>AMAZON SEES US DELIVERY ASSOCIATES EARNING $20.50/HOUR ON AVE

Those fuckers are gonna raise Prime subscriptions by an extra $100 or more aren't they?

>>56092991
There is shadow stats and truflation and what actually counts is trend and expectations, and those are both going up again. If the FOMC and ECB do the foolish thing than inflation is going to be soon above 5% respective 7% again

>>56092988
They dumped too hard and EV's are unironically a scam that won't deliver. You can buy Stellantis at EV + an 8% dividend.

>>56092987
No, I just wanted to highlight how fuckin retarded that was. Right in the moment the pump started my patience waned

>>56092802
I just cannot identify the tops and bottoms of elliot wave. I get it but I cant do it
Much easier for me to spot horizontal S/L lines

>>56092996
Baffling why anyone still subscribes to prime

>>56092854
>>56092875
I had UUUU swings last week and had HURA.TO since Nov. Took profits. Energy sector has been doing well, and U moved with it. Getting a bit of fomo, but I was green so Im happy.

>>56093003
Me neither, it's still speculation, I could be dead wrong and some freak shit like the fomc abandoning their data driven approach letting inflation run wild until November is going to get another retard rally going. But technically it should have been the B top going by Fibonacci

>>56092996
Nah. They pay 20.50/hr average but they're going to fire you after two years with the company if you're doing the legwork like delivery driver demands. Once you're burnt out and on the verge of repetitive stress injury they don't want you anymore. It's similar to how people were chimping about UPS drivers making an average of 172k a year after they won their most recent union negotiations. They get worked like slaves, are expected to be literally perfect every day, make the company 10x what they're paid, and it's a job that few people are physically cut out to do let alone do for longer than about five years at most. Maybe ten and then you're too old and beat up to keep doing delivery so you get a CDL and go drive semi's instead.

Amazon looks great having a high average hourly wage, people are happy to work for them because of it, and they're still getting 100/hr in value out of those employees if not more so it doesn't matter. No price hikes other than maybe one to keep up with inflation, they already make more money than God and have their entire web services and hosting division to make up for any losses.

>>56092988
Extremely undervalued bro. I myself am thinking about getting into Stellaris. Those divvies look juicy and the car industry is doing just fine

casting a spell on futes to turn green

>>56093028
line go up

>>56092988
Looks like VW announced lay offs

Should I start practicing LHP black magick to get rich in the stock market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfXqMptFDaM

>>56093018
>they're still getting 100/hr in value out of those employees if not more so it doesn't matter
Amazon retail operates at -1% margin, so mathematically they get about $20.30/hr of value per employee.

You can do a more detailed look at fixed vs variable costs, and break things down to internally value different roles. Then determine you could distinguish which employees are considered part of profit-center segments and which are a net drag, but on the whole it operates at roughly breakeven.

>>56093014
Really as long as you havs good risk management and follow trends, you'll be fine
t. Buying 5 bioshits tomorrow

>>56092988
The eruopean whore said they wont let chinese EVs in europe just like that

Oh yeah I also have my eye on STRA (strategic education) for divvies. Thoughts?

>>56093040
No, has to do with EU - china EV shit

USA , BUUUUUUUUY

>>56093076
Could be just technical rebound too. Your guess is as good as mine. The pyramid scheme market hardly operates according to rationality or logic with the low volume, low liquidity and dead bids

>>56093090
>JUST IN: Shares of European automakers gain after the EU says it is launching a probe into Chinese subsidies for electric vehicles

>>56093094
>"News"
Don't be retarded

>>56093102
It's not the rain this time. It seems to be something grounded in reality. Meming about news is fun and all, but sometimes they reflect what actually is happening.

>>56093102
Doesn't imply that it's not just a scamwick. Could easily dump again. But for the moment it seems to be the reason for EU cars to pump

EU is THE shitcoin. Any goombler should look to EU instead of SPX. That thing is way too stable.

>>56093060
Yeah yeah I know all about how much bullshit you can pull with financial statements too. On the whole having a big-ass workforce they barely pay enough for the work they do makes them a shitload, they lose money on the storefront side of the business but the tech side is pure profit. Amazon selling shit to you to be delivered to your door is essentially a loss-leader for them. Everything else in their ecosystem has much higher margins.

>>56093115
Not in this case. Toy cars have been overall rejected by the market and everyone knows it. Brussels can "investigate" as much as it likes toy cars are a public subsidies still birth

Literal scamwick market on EU. LOVE IT.

>>56093159
Is this another one of those inherently american things to call EV "toy cars"?

>>56093159
There's also the cold truth that europe as a whole is pretty dependent on the automotive industry. They're going to fight electric anything tooth and nail just on principle alone on some Toyota shit. Even if electric vehicles weren't an ESG cuckpozzed shitfest that pisses everyone off there would be huge industry pressure up to the very top to fight any change to said industry. Even Mercedes isn't a huge fan of EV's at the moment and they've publicly pledged billions to switch to a mostly EV lineup by the 2040's.

>>56093167
>Is this another one of those inherently american things to call EV "toy cars"?
Americans if anything hate electric vehicles the least and buy them the most, but the whole industry segment gets shit on because of how it's funded and greenwashed. Pushing electric vehicles when the shipping industry alone is responsible for 40% of all greenhouse gasses emissions is, to put it very mildly, some faggot-ass fuckshit.

>>56093140
The overall margin is roughly 3% if you add back AWS. Point is it's nowhere near $100 of value.
Wagecucks love to pretend they're some huge value and that companies are fucking them over, but the reality is that min-wage jobs are min-wage because they're of marginal financial value.

That doesn't mean they're not economically important.

>$AAPL: GOLDMAN SACHS CUTS TARGET PRICE TO $216 FROM $222
JUST CUT MY AAPL INTO PIECES

>>56093188
>greenwashed
That is true. Lithium fields etc.

>shipping industry alone is responsible for 40% of all greenhouse gasses emissions is
That is also true, or let's say I believe this is true and that you don't post fake info. Maybe not 40% but a whole lot of emissions. But without the shipping industry a lot of things woudn't work as we saw.

We need these

Nonetheless cars are overbought. Too many families have now at least 2. Parking space problems get worse and worse in my area.

>>56093220
People will buy more cars until social conditions improve.

>>56093167
Lol. Toy cars are the most retarded shit since wind mill and solar crap on a national level. The entire boomer green crap industry dies the moment subsidies are gone.
>>56093174
The toy car push is part of the US attack on Europe and a desperate attempt to get European companies to migrate to the US. Under Biden the United States can't be considered an ally of Europe, they are a predator trying to deindustrialize the continent.

>>56093194
I'd still argue endlessly that that's not a reflection of reality for what they make as a result of having an army of people that deliver shit to your front door or driveway anywhere in the US and quite a few other countries too. Having people with their logo working for their company every fucking where just in and of itself is worth billions in ad revenue. The part of their business that sends you shit is their version of costco's hotdog and soda being cheap. That's not even getting into the massive tax breaks they get or the fact that a regular person pays more in taxes than all of amazon does in a year - which I won't argue because they're basically a giant government-funded works program.

On paper amazon doesn't make hardly jack shit. In reality there's a reason why they're one of the pillars of the market.

CAN EU STOP GETTING FISTED? And oil back at 89$.

>>56093220
Go commit suicide green fascist. May your cult end like the original hanged from ropes

>>56093231
no EU likes getting fisted

>>56093232
lmao, stfu pollooter

SWEDEN AAAAAAAAAH

>>56093220
Last time I looked at the figures it was 35-40% of all greenhouse gas emissions in a given year are from the shipping industry alone and 75% of all greenhouse gas emissions are the result of businesses or business-related activity. Your average person with an internal combustion engine vehicle has a negligible impact on pollution and modern internal combustion engines are actually pretty damn efficient at extracting power, people chimp about EV's because they're marketed as being some big green push to save the earth when in reality they just make more sense for most commuters in a city environment that don't take long trips very frequently. There's definitely a market segment for electric vehicles but when they whole thing gets marketed as "EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE AN EV OR WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN' DIE" it's frankly retarded to not expect people to be pissed off about them and hate them and shit on them at every turn.

Urban planning does need to be better. Most people don't need a giant gas-guzzler. But if you don't let them think that deciding to not be an asshole and just buy what they need in a car instead of what they want was their own idea, they'll never do it and will go well out of their way to spite doing it.
>>56093226
Europe is already first in line for the rape train because of how upside down they are on bonds and currency, I don't totally disagree with you about EV's being a shitpile at the moment for a lot of reasons but your post seems to be very biased.

Sweden truly the KEKS of EU. Even their stockmarket.

>>56093242
No. The unity party collective bribed by Silicone valley and other nouveau riche American socialist is paid to destroy their nations, the backlash is going to come. Multiple generations of European hating the United States like the Iraqis

>>56093256
Europeans will be cheering all the way down while sucking Uncle Sam's dick

>>56093249
Toy cars can't compete for the average consumer with diesel or gas powered vehicles. The only sales they get are subsidized companies and public spending. Toy cars simply got rejected by the free market in Europe and require socialist authoritarian policies to find any buyers. It's a Top down scam to deindustrialize Europe and get rid of potential competition. You bet when the toy car market dies and the European car industry dead, the US is going to be happy trying to sell American gas and diesel powered vehicle to Europe

>>56093256
Or maybe Europe shouldn't have been so dependent on a particular neighbor of theirs for their energy needs when they knew damn well since 2014 a conflict would happen they would have to be on the opposite side of by virtue of being in NATO. If you piss off the guy that you buy your gas from and then turn around and do a surprisedpikachu.png in response to energy costs raping you to death in a back alley you're so fucking dumb you're barely worth saving to begin with. Not even picking sides on the whole conflict or politics or any of that shit just stating facts, Europe fucked themselves. They can blame the US if they like but it's just cope posting IRL.

>>56092879
the sw and wales is basically nothing but agriculture and london twats staying in airbnbs

>>56093279
The arrogance of uncle sams mongoloid nouveau riche heirs. If everything works out, the cultureless extension of the anglo empire wont make it into 2030 and dies with its slant eyed sweatshop

That's some serious frontrunning on EU, wtf is this market.

>>56093280
I'll let you in on a little secret if it'll get you to chill the fuck out for a while, EV's will literally never replace ICE's in a majority capacity. They do still make sense for your average yuppie that just putt-putts around town to go to the grocery store and work then back home, they make zero fucking sense for anything in an extreme temperature environment or for longer distances than a few hundred miles. It's literally all just marketing to sell more EV's because getting the facilities and supply chains up and running to make them was wildly expensive. Stop letting the world piss you off so much, everyone with a brain that works understands EV's have a limited use-case scenario where they make sense.

>>56091499
Is that 4head real or AI

>>56093254
Woah, take it easy m8. I won't tolerate any slander toward my beloved country even if it is home to the weakest and most pathetic people on this planet. Ehhh anyway, OMX index does indeed seem like it's headed on a negative trajectory. But OMX does have a couple of really good stocks like Investor, Volvo, banks (swedish banks are insanely strong stocks with really good divvies), and industry related stocks like Atlas Copco, ABB, ASSA ABLOY and so on.
And not to mention, just like Germany or other strong industry country, Sweden does have a lot of "smaller" industry stocks which constitute the ingenuity of Europe. These smaller caps provide tech and precision stuff for the bigger caps and do not rely upon China. These sort of stocks ,which are not as popular, tend to give insane returns (easily comparable to US-level gains)

Yurofagges, are you okay?

>>56093283
Lol an actual fed.
Hey agent retard, Europe is not one country, and you were just jealous that Europe wouldn't buy over priced shit energy from you, when we invested since the 1970s into a good relationship with Russia to have mutual benefitial trade with back then the ussr. As said multiple generations of Europeans are going to hate uncle sam like the Iraqi do today. Congrats you are going to lose your last ally in the planet

>>56093227
The fundamental problem is that the median worker will always make median income. To be worth more there needs to be some edge, or the market competition will just level things back out.
But in the end people can only spend what they make, so for one person to be winning others must be losing, relatively. If everyone makes $15 min wage, no one does, hence $15 is the new $10.

With Amazon in particular, it feels like the workers are doing a lot because it's true. However, all that massive productivity is barely enough to match traditional retail. They've taken an inefficient process of micro scale logistics, and optimized it to the point that it's in line with physical retail. The employees work very hard sorting thousands of items each hour across hundreds of warehouses at once, yet in the end they've achieved a cost efficiency that's merely on par with one big truck making a bulk shipment to a Walmart.

>>56093300
The more EU industry the better to short.

>>56093300
They're still sorting out the Debit Suisse blowup and some of the documents pertaining to it are sealed for fifty years and will probably get an extension when that is up like the Kennedy documents did.

What even was that an the DAX now? Dump down to 600, repump to +700 and back to 600. And now we'll go back to 700 for sure.

>>56093291
nothing arrogant about yuros being fools, it's just an observation. Guess where all that gas is coming from now on. Stupid fucks blew their low cost contracts just because they wanted to appease their masters.

>>56093296
It's obvious for anybody with a brain. But yeah the US short sighted plan is also obvious. They try to transform their lard country back into an industry and export nation to deal with their exorbitant debt, at the cost of the entire planet.

>>56093319
Not European, the treasonous unity parties, and non Nato countries are still getting their nat gad from Russia and are refining Russian crude

How do I short Mexico?

>futures

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1700495951532789922

Is today one of those where they set CPI expectations super high so there's no bobo case??

>>56091394
Wrong

>>56093305
The employees work very hard sorting thousands of items each hour across hundreds of warehouses at once, yet in the end they've achieved a cost efficiency that's merely on par with one big truck making a bulk shipment to a Walmart
While giving each of those people a job and a purpose and income which then gets turned into tax revenues thus justifying giving the entire company a tax break because it's still a net gain on tax revenues. We're saying a lot of the same things and it's getting lost in translation, you're saying amazon isn't worth much on paper and is inefficient and I'm saying them not being worth much on paper in terms of profit and being inefficient is by design and the entire reason why they work as a company. It's what makes them valuable, it's why they get shitloads in subsidies and tax breaks, and they generate far more profit than a simple balance sheet or even a full-blown audit would reveal at first glance. Amazon makes a fuckload it's just obfuscated.
>>56093303
You completely ignored the point of what I said to just keep pushing the same narrative. Europe had options, they didn't take those options, they got into a shitfit with their main energy supplier, and now their only choice for oil and gas is getting completely shitter-shattered paying way higher prices to buy it from someone geographically close to them that is pissed at them or paying way out the ass for oil and gas from farther away that has to be shipped to them over huge distances so even if the oil and gas is cheap the transport and handling costs make it nearly as pricey and inherently way more risky for supply stability. If Europe didn't want to get beheemed and wanted to side with their traditional energy supplier they could've left NATO. They didn't. It's just not the US's problem.

>>56093334
Not at all? While the Bidet regime would love to be the great industrial nation again, their private sector producers outsource to Mexico

>>56093328
Only Hungary in any significant amounts. All yuros are stupid and deserve their suffering

The fuckin second time now we crash before the report comes out, faggots.

>>56093319
no they don't want to bite the hand that pays for their entire defence.

>>56091778
>Technically the legal fault would lie on whoever recorded the livestream
Why is every retard's default assumption that it's the SEC's fault?

>>56093342
Not every country in Europe is in Nato and all it takes to get relationships back to normal is the ballot box and punishing the bribed unity parties. Bavaria next month and Austria next year is going to show where the journey goes, and with all likeliness away from the USA back to normalizing relationship with Russia

>UP
>immediately beaten down
Lol

>>56093363
Didn't say it was the SEC's fault even if they are often at fault and do dumb shit on a regular basis. That couple did a livestream of them fucking, watching the stream is what they intended people to do and recording it without permission and without proof that all actors are of legal age is on the books a criminal offense. Sharing a link to a copy of that footage is not illegal. Will anyone actually be charged? Almost certainly not and I'm fairly certain the lady that was in the video and running for office released the footage to get ahead of it in her campaign. Makes way too much sense to not do it as a PR person or agency.

>>56092090
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
It's over.
Captcha: DR4PPT

>>56093381
>Didn't say it was the SEC's fault
>Technically the legal fault would lie on whoever recorded the livestream
You are clearly accusing the SEC of doing nothing more than sitting around jerking off to internet pornography and uploading camgirl's videos online.

>>56093368
Bully for Bavaria and Austria. I don't give a shit who anyone buys their oil and gas from, I just don't buy that it's the US's problem that Europe is economically gaped for the forseeable future.

>>56093396
They've already literally been busted cranking the hog on the job so that's a poor if funny example to use. If the SEC originally posted the footage then the shoe fits.

>>56093398
Western EU.
Spain and Greece seem to be of the few that control Energy inflation.

>>56093398
Not the US problem, but the US plan. Cripple an ally through bribing political parties per their private sector to kill European industry and get them to migrate to the USA. Europes children know who to blame, Americans

baking

>>56093368
>next month
Man you Ziggers don't get tired of promising that shit is 'just around the corner, wait and see!'

>>56093431
Smells very "hello I am Thomas from London oblast and this is why the US is shit"

BEARS! 2 HOURS, 58 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIIIIEEE

>>56093368
You are probably the dumbest motherfucker in this entire board, and that's saying something

>>56093451
The "far right" polls high in the 20% and the entire transatlanticist propaganda is pissing its pants trying to convince Germans to not vote in their best interest. In Austria they gave up, the "far right" is polling nearly into the 30%

>>56093457

>>56091420
Even a dog can understand the patheticness of a chrustcuck

>>56093462
Oh no, they might be able to form a whole coalition! Or worse, be the opposition party!

>>56093455
It's very obvious. The financing of the green party comes from the USA silicone valley, the financing of the moderate left comes from US banking same as the financing of the moderate right, and they are all pulling in one direction, de-industrialization of Europe with one winner, the United States

MGM is getting rekt

>>56093473
Hey, Hitler also started in the 10s, got into the 20s and ended with an absolute majority. Depending on how bad the US bribed parties fuck up Austria economically the ",far right" might get the absolute majority, and that means getting out of the EU and normalizing relationships with Russia

>>56093484
>>56093484
>>56093484
>>56093484

>>56093497
futures

>>56093492
>and ended with an absolute majority.
He never got elected, he was given the Chancellorship as a pity token by the President Paul von Hindenburg, eventually some commie burnt down the Reichstag and the President signed a decree ending basic civil liberties and due process and then went on to issue more ridiculous emergency measures like allowing the Nazi party to pass laws without the consent of the Reichstag as they loved commie bashing (so should everyone really).

>>56093525
oil pumping

>>56089463
You can't prove it, retard.

>>56093529
>American
>Education

>>56093335
kek