/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ape bros...

>>56040554
I'm slurping AAPL these oast few months like janny slurps tranny dick

>>56040553
honestly dont know why i bother shitposting when you come back with stale memes and not play along with funni posts

tell me why I shouldn't put all my money in vwce and check back in 20 years

NVDA is getting fucked!
(i don't want a 3 day otherwise i would post the image)

NOTHING HAPPENS

Nobody knows who I am in this thread, from last thread

Guys StockTwits is saying NVAX is about to squeeze like GME. Thoughts on this play?

Oil comfortably above 87, finito.

>>56040595
did you hear that on the nigerian stock exchange market pick alerts? no? then ignore it.

You're laughing? Boomers and old people are losing their pensions and 401ks and you're laughing?

.

>>56040590
Except OP kek

I'm green but less green than I was a couple of hours ago

>>56040595
What squeeze? If anything it might pump if covid concerns go mainstream again, a little, but I'm not aware of any large short positions that are covering. It was already near multi-year lows from pre-coof. It's not a company going bankrupt so there's no overweight short to
>squeezies smeezies squozen squazies
It just sounds really lukewarm to call every speculative pump a squeeze...

>>56040603
still mad that I agonized over oil at 69 and noped out for some reason i can't even remember why
at least i picked up some decent tech short positions a few days ago

>>56040609
yup, we're going back to the 80's

>>56040606
Yes and loudly.

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

HOLY SHIT AMC

>>56040638
>Almost 40%
HOLY KEK

oh god it's a shower hour

im having a blast watching youtube videos of "prop trading" success stories. this shit is hilarious. get a load of these these goobers

>AAPL still drilling

>>.
In fact, ledditors jumping on a
>squeeze
Is really market makers just upping the ask and bid on low volume to suck all the money out with a big red candle from the bagholders at the end. If you trade crypto, which typically uses an automated market maker, you would see how dumb it is to just jump into a trade that's spiking on low volume.

>-0.8%
pathetic.

>>56040595
I remember CRBP said he was shorting that shit, so I'd believe it. Wasn't he short GME too?

Time for coffee number three.

>>56040627
If it wasn't for the pricecap bullshit I would be trading oil and not shorting stocks. But now I'll stick to what I'm doing.

Oh no mumu what happened? What happened to your "safe" tech stocks? Look at Apple computer lmao.

BASED Tony edition.

USO! USO! USO!

*THUNDEROUS CHEERING*

>>56040649
wtf is that on the right

Is it really this simple...?

>>56040625
Fuck you

>>56040674
thats a "generation zed" sir

>>56040677
No, because September tends to be good when August is as bad as this year.

>>56040668
U srs? Apple is down because of anti trust investigations AKA nothingburger #5821. Guarantee you that big money is absolutely loading up.

>>56040646
Golden shower hour lfg

>>56040665
actually I think what put me off buying was how Jeff Snider kept saying it was in contango even into September, he said this months ago. I think a recession will fuck oil quite badly so it can go 87 or even 90 now and the recession will tank it back down to 40 or even less.

>>56040674
a food delivery driver who got a HECKIN $20K payout and now he's made it in Miami. At least the guy on the left is the dude actually raking in all the dough from the grift

>>56040677
Seems unbalanced

>>56040695
2 more weeks till the pump? Apple will NEVER be over $185 ever again chud.

>>56040706
Lol no more like 2 days

>>56040695
>big money is loading up
>prize down
How's that working? Stealth buying? Reservation?

>>56040700
>40
nah, with these stockpiles I think 50-60 is the new bottom.

>>56040690
not true
seasonality is September = final leg down
then rally rest of the year back to previous top
(if you're going off of seasonality)

Bros my longs and calls are getting fucked up, why are markets dumping so much? I just woke up.

>Indices are making lower lows and lower highs on the daily tf
>/smg/ "Why is it going down? We're in a bull market!?"

Is this really my competition?

as bobo showed today, he yet once again failed to push down the market in any meaningfull way and confirmed another leg higher to fill the fitch gap

i sold puts

I bought today.

>FTC going to sue Amazon in September

I wonder how much it will be? Probably just a measly $100 million slap on the wrist and life goes on.

>>56040730
you're in a time where retail macro economics for under 40s is typing jews on the internet and then giving the situation no further thought or consideration.

>>56040730
We're only like 5% ATH. Bears shouldn't celebrate. Bulls shouldn't worry.

>>56040730
This is your liquidity

>>56040390
Brapgas starting to look slurpable

Bros, is it just me or is Pepsi due for a nice comeback? Ez +10%?

>>56040785
>brap
>The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.

Bros I’m literally all in on NVAX calls

>>56040795
likely not before more downside.

>>56040733
Checked, but remember that the closing 15m candle yesterday undid all the gains from the morning's lows, closing at the low for the day.

>>56040805
You're literally going to fucking make it bro

>>56040805
>all in
how much is "all in" for you?

If NVDA is down 3%, and other chips are following that trend, why isn’t SOXS up 9%?

>>56040805
Hope you got them at $8 underlying
When boomers start buying over new coof, you sell

>>56040827
12k worth. I literally have nothing else going for me and either I make it from this or I give up on everything.

>>56040830
AVGO is the rock

I've never
I've literally never
Ever
Ever ever
gone
>all in
On anything

>>56040830
Jews, that's why

>>56040840
Based

>>56040840
I hope they are $5 strike or below so you don't go to $0 Manic holding them to expire worthless if it's a nothingburger.

If you get a good pop to $15 I would roll them into a lower strike to secure some gains

>>56040840
baka you know covid vaccines are a yearly event with a known quantity of shots needed for the eligible population ie publicised and priced in?

>>56040847
>living like a pussy
better to trade one day like a lion than DCA all your life like a little bitch

>>56040576
alright then

>>56040861
$25 strike

>>56040868
I've been wrong 99% of the time over the past decade trading options and last year I was in the green, but only for a month.
This year I'll be green, and after that probably, while you blow up on 1 bad trade

>>56040874
Expiring late next year or...?

>>56040878
I'm up +332% YTD and all my other years (started in 2020) were green too, suck my farts pussy bitch with no gains

>>56040840
>>56040874
currently trying to get filled for some 10/20/23 $12.50 strikes, $25 strike is a big dick move. What is your expiration on those?

>>56040861
Im holding Oct $10c. I expect them to gap fill to $16 at least.

>>56040850
I should’ve known…

NVAX is not my only trade
Picked a low enough strike that I'll be out at most -25% at expiry, while securing 2x the gains if it goes up compared to underlying. That way I can be in it without sweating every news article update about coof coming back or not, and just focus on more important trades

>>56040845
On it, thanks for the tip.

>>56040908
The position is already +50% so I guess I'll be out -50% at expiry at this point if it dumps into a nothingburger

>>56040886
Pretty safe, January 2024. I for one will profit from from the upcoming plandemic.

>>56040899
>gap fill
It's not a futures market there's no
>gap
to
>fill
Unless you mean Vol Prof gap... which is TA that's missing from your chart

>>56040908
coof will always be here. they will talk about it and different strains every year from now until you die as they do flu because it's part of a wider public health campaign that happens every fall/winter to stop boomers drowning in their own mucus and it's existed for a few deacdes.

>>56040923
That's not safe at all kek. I hope the best for you. Wouldn't be a high reward trade without risk
>yikes

Man all this /SMG/ger talk about a stock I have held a position in for a while is making me want to sell

Where tf is baggie and scoop when you need a nigger to talk to

>>56040956
volume leads price

>>56040805
Why do you think it will go up?

He already said why. The news told him

>>56040814
Pepsi... more downside? It's oversold as hell right now. Historically, Pepsi always corrects these little dips. Okay then, I'm just gonna sit out this month in cash, fugg dis schizo market

Ooooooooh swedecuck, where are you?

>>56040896
I'm up 23420% bro, since yesterday

what are the coding mechanics behind the fake bids/asks in the options market
>place buy to open order at the midpoint
>that becomes new bid because algos move it
>cancel order
>bid moves back down

>>56040997
Order flow I reckon.

Anyone still waiting for regional bank stocks to recover?

>>56041012
>Order flow
im the only "real" order though

anons, i lost one of my jobs today. I went from $310k base salary to $155k. It's over for me isn't it.

>>56040994
In my case it's true. Most of my gains came from trading Oil though.

>>56041021
The first or the final?

>>56041023
>double wagie

>>56041023
Look on the bright side, you still have one job. The drop from 155k to zero will be much worse.

>>56041021
Oh they saw it get submitted.

>>56041023
>$310k base salary
Are you a female tiktok'er?

>>56041023
Almost pulled the trigger on it. How did you pull it off without each employer finding out?

>>56041023
What is the purpose of larping online? I will never understand it.

My autistic co worker has come into work visibly exhausted multiple times and explained he drank too much juice before bed or ate too many cookies for breakfast

>>56041028
there are no fills happening other than mine at that particular strike, and when I place that order at the midpoint and it becomes the new bid, my order is the only order at that bid, the algos moved their bids below mine then when I cancel my buy order the algos readjust to their previous positions (with no trades taking place)

>>56040956
Do it, sell CSCO, buy ANET.

>>56041038
>>56041035
Debating getting another 2nd job.
I have had two jobs for almost 2 years now.
>>56041045
I wish, just a lowly mid-level SWE

>>56041052
k-keep us posted

>>56041071
Yeah but how do HR roasties not find out

>>56041048
not a larp, it is very common with WFH to have two jobs.
>>56041047
Just show up for meetings and do at least 1 ticket a day

this is the first time i didn't see any 0dte fuckery in the last 30 minutes of the market. What's going on? I thought that was the only way to play this fucking market nowadays?

>>56041079
I just hibernate my linkedin.
It is perfectly legal to have two jobs

>>56041086
>Just show up for meetings
What do you do if both companies schedule meetings at the same time?

>>56040990
it's making lower lows on the daily, you should at least wait until it stops falling and starts making higher moves up before buying.

>>56041093
us poorfags are encouraged to have more than 2

>>56041058
That was reference to Star Wars.

>>56041048
There's a whole community of people working multiple jobs. Big part of why most employers are trying to kill remote work.

I’m gonna bu

>decided to try maxing out my 401k
>paychecks are only $1600 now

>>56041098
just join the meeting with your camera off and mute each laptop.

>>56041086
I think I understand now how all these fuckin companies have this good EPS despite lower or same revenues. I mean, I saw them being able to reduce costs. But it's probably exactly THIS.

>>56041118
dw anon
Democrats will only tax you at 60% when you take it out :)

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anons?

>>56040785
Only for a potential mini rip probably, before sliding lower and lower into the seasonal transition as AC use drops but heat use is yet to begin.

>>56041086
How do you handle that on your tax forms?

>>56041118
aaaannnnd its gone.

Another boring flat day

the brown alliance has unveiled it's new dollar demolishing currency lmao
>>56040932
>>56040932
>>56040932

>>56041132
I still put out more work than 90% of the team it seems, even doing 1 ticket a day. I got let go because the product I built was sold to another company.

>>56041143
you just auto-upload your w2's from each employer and turbotax does the rest.

>>56041140
-2.53% gme

>>56041151
totally backed by gold too rite?

Well, they got me good today.

>>56041140
>-1.06%

>>56040638
The market is healing

>>56040840
>I literally have nothing else going for me
Imagine listening to these lies Satan tries to convince you of. Listen closely, deeply for the voice of The Shepherd to lead you instead.

>>56041171
yes ser we have the photographs of the vault right here ser its all there ser only the cia would say otherwise

Why do retail baggies speculate on the most dogshit companies

>>56041201
Low entry costs would be my bet.

>>56041140
+11.13% from my NVDA puts. Suck on it nerds.

>>56041187
amen fren.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1694030718757876.webm

>>56041140
-.26%

Time for gme meltdown?

>>56041140
-0.72%

XLE making a 52W high tomorrow

>>56040830
>he fell for the inverse leverage ETF.
Inverse is fine, but anything leveraged will decay away, and you’ll never see the gains you think you should be seeing. Leveraged ETFs, inverse or not, are scams.

GME beat earnings
EPS -0.01
Projected -0.14

>>56041297
The difference between GME and AMC is very clear now

>>56041297
At least AMC provided some keks today

>>56041297
Yawn. Let me know when they actually turn a profit.

>>56041259
two point eight MILLION dollars in profit. we did it reddit!

>>56041140
minus 0.10/0.16 (2 accounts)
muh BOIL and UNG!

>AMC
>Your average cost
>$79.12

XLU Bros when will we go up

>ARKK is green
APOLOGIZE

>>56041177
What’s the backstory on this pic

The funny part is that that cult is going to spin this as a positive. Fucking retards. Every fucking one spends money on digital purchases. No one goes in store anymore. I haven't stepped foot inside a GameStop since I was a kid.

>>56041326
AMC baggies aren't taking it well

>>56041358
your capital is at risk. the value of your investments may go down as well as up.

>>56041358
>fed up of the hebs

-.17%

>>56041301
AMC has been a meme for a long time now, they literally told everyone they wanted to dilute all over them and people still stayed long. It's literal proof there are people too stupid to invest in the market that it was a thing as long as it was.

>>56041356
Simple Jeb

>>56041140
Still hanging around in /cashgang/. It's raining. I don't know if all day rain or short rain.

>>56041371
hebs as in hebrews?

>>56041140
+3.65%

>>56041140
disregard my previous post
+2.41% gme

Sold 1000 worth of MUFG and bought:
300 worth of TESLA
300 worth of DXCM
200 worth of DVN
200 worth of NVDA

I have no fucking clue about what im doing tough.

>>56041371
Yeah he forgot an e.

how's everybody up? I thought majority bulls here?

>>56041468
>I have no fucking clue about what im doing tough.
read a book

>>56040627
you needed money - there I remembered the reason for you

>>56041140
disregard my previous posts
+6.22% gme

>>56041484
kek

anons if you had about $250k and there was a 20 acre plot you wanted to buy that cost $185k would you?

>>56041484
There's a time to buy and a time to sell.

>>56041484
Up 120% ytd because I didn't listen to all the faggot bears last year. Too bad they couldn't shut the fuck up and ran everyone off with their obnoxious doomposting

Only a REDDITOR would think it's a good idea to invest in a business like AMC that allows NIGGERS to be loud during movies.

>>56041397
Short rain. It never lasts as long as you'd think!

>>56041140
disregard my previous posts
+8.63% gme

am I gonna make it bros

>>56041526
The clouds to the west do appear to be thinner.

>>56041486
any recommendations?

>>56041523
the other day i asked here how come their stocks have fallen? i dont really have AMC theathers or whatever they sell where im from

>>56041546
Alright we get it. Jeez.

Next Blockbuster?

Net loss was 2 million. For anyone wondering, GameStop has a whopping billion dollars in cash. They can operate 500 quarters or 125 YEARS without the need for dilution. The short thesis is dead.

>>56041572
my bad bud, mostly wanted to dig into my friend >>56032399 a little bit
+9.10% btw

>>56041577
For me it's calls before the movie drops

>>56041568
>any recommendations?
Murphy - Technical Analysis of the Financial Markets
Kirkpatrick - Technical Analysis

JUST

>>56041589
Paul Dano sucks

>>56041522
Yes, yes, NVDA fag

bought an eighth of coke that is quite heavily cut with speed and i haven't slept or eaten for 36 hours and feel absolutely no need to. my financial advise here is this was an incredibly stupid purchase.

>>56041522
and if you continue to listen to these losers, you'll lose all your money instead and making gains.

>>56041662
yeah, coke is shit. Speed is ok.

>>56041598
thanks dude.

>>56041568
Read Reminiscenes of a Stock Operator because it's a great book.

Then read this. He literally tells you how to read/trade supply and demand.

>>56041647
I don't really care about NVDA, I'm just constantly impressed by how obsessively negative retail bears are about it and other big tech

>>56041140
>-0.98%
It's joever for me

>>56041685
Yes

>>56041662
>this was an incredibly stupid purchase
Knowing is half the battle. Defeat drugs before drugs defeat you.

>>56041704
it's quite literally in the process of destroying society and possibly humanity (not in a terminator way, in a it will strip everything it means to be human from us rendering us the robots).

Why is it so funny going onto amc discussion places? It just makes me laugh so hard how their stock is down 99.7% and they post the exact same "to the moooooon" shit.

>>56041662
36 hours that can't be made more productive by you being awake when everything is asleep, and afterwards you lose productivity when the crash settles in.

uh Mumubros... what are they going to crash?

if my wife doesn't get pregnant this month i am for sure infertile because i creampied her every day she was fertile this month

>>56041747
/who/

>>56041753
You're taking CoQ10 & fish oil right?

>>56041740
I thought diluting after a reverse-split was something only penny memes did.

>>56041763
Professional stock crashers, they short a stock then publish a report claiming they're frauds and take profit.

>>56041677
the thing about coke, from what i heard once. is that in bad economic times people tend to buy substitute goods, such privated-branded cola or other cheaper juices

>>56041785
oh so where we've been going wrong is our lack of social media grift
ffs

>>56041792
well you have to do some legwork too, like physically go inside the target company, sometimes even get hired by them, then take pictures and other evidence.

>>56041787
stop meming

>>56041747
My guess is some aviation company, military or commercial airflights like American Airlines or something. SCREENCAP THIS

>>56041787
i'll take a bottle of Ski
bring it on out to my baby and me

>>56041685
is there any literature on starting out a fund of sorts with the intent of eventually buying the majority or a substancial ammount of a company?

>>56041809
is that not brushing dangerously close to insider trading?

>>56041787
The 18 pack at COST is like 15 bucks now for coke zero, shit sucks.

>>56041787
People will stick to a name brand like a motherfucker unless they actually have no other choice. If you know someone is addicted to diet coke and you catch them drinking the store brand cheap shit they are fucking struggling and probably on the verge of homelessness or losing a vehicle at minimum.

>>56041814
fuckin' BASED
I'll have the burger without slaw to go with it tho, and fries. He won't need a pad to take our order, he's got a photogenic mind.

>>56041825
or corporate espionage.

So the US can generate billions out of thin air to "send to Ukraine" but bears keep insisting that the economy is somehow in trouble? Yeah I'm sure they're just overlooking internal funding while airdropping mountains of cash to foreign countries. Bunch of retards.

>>56041928
it's less than 5% of the annual us military budget to completely fuck the former soviet unions remaining hardware. to nato it's like buying bitcoin at $1 then selling a decade later to some retard who can't read the situation he's getting himself into. in military terms it's a complete fucking bargain.

>>56041747
This plane (with no survivors).

>>56041985
RIP big prigo...

>AMC

>>56041928
pretty much, yes. Do you ever wonder why the military is so incredibly advanced, yet Americans are so incredibly poor, uneducated, and unhealthy? It's not by accident.

>UBS forecasts the S&P 500 to as high as 4700

Expect a GIGAcrash

all the good stocks go low
and the jokes pump up high
when will this meme market
finally fucking die

>>56040606
This is how the production system tells them they are unsupportable dead weight.

I don’t like how VIX looks at all

>>56042045
>yet Americans are so incredibly poor
in comparison to who? saudi arabia with snow? some microstate tax heaven? if those places were truly wealthy they could afford to defend themselves rather than shelter under the us umbrella. yuros so often have very little idea of the geopolitical situation that allows them their vast welfare states and tiny militaries whilst they cry about us influence in their countries.

CVNA looking like it's going to Jenga

>>56042073
Everything is OK

>>56041551
Oh hell yeah

>>56042045
>Americans are so incredibly poor, uneducated, and unhealthy?
You fallen for the propaganda I see.

>>56041747
CVNA

>>56042089
>>56042089
I don’t think everything will be ok.
Random question, for you and anyone else… do you like women with big arms who can cook?

>>56042058
Thanks rhymeanon

LMTchad...I believed in you...and you failed me...

>>56042133
You know, I'm normally into fat girls, but muscle girls seem intriguing.

>>56042133
Big arms, no. Big cooking, yes. Big honkers, yes.

>>56042081
TRUTH
>TRUTH
TRUTH
Verification not required.

>>56042087
>>56042115
Y tho
>>56042133
Checked, yes, I make love to one

Alright, lets say hypothetically speaking I was going to be in prison for the next 6 months - 1 year. Will holding TMF / TLT be a good play?

>>56042148
Yo sauce on those inflatable clown balloons.

Today was a very bad day and I want to kill myself.

Remember when /biz/ actually posted useful information and good trades instead of just shilling their bags and trolling?

>>56042183
kill yourself faggot

>>56042158
Not as GOOD as parking in HOOD for no risk 4.9% on a Gold account.

>>56042148
That was quite the gallery this led me to
OH MY
>It was sad tho because they got more and more apparently shooped>>56042172

>>56042133
>>56042146
Muscle girls are the worst. It's just a temporary narcissistic phase that inevitably dissolves into them just being fat.

>>56042183
I don't really remember that.

We just need to cool off for the next rally.

>>56042193
>It's just a temporary narcissistic phase that inevitably dissolves into them just being fat.
Well, good thing I'm ok with that.

>>56042192
Well, my afternoon is ruined.

>>56042183
/biz/ was never good.

>>56042176
Been there
>t. Sold heavily leveraged SIGA calls the 1st day of a 2 week long giga pump

>>56042058
Today I lost
More than I bet
What's the cost?
Time to get wet

My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

>>56042201
Yes, next Bear rally. NVDA to $100/share EOY.

>>56042194
Because it never happened. Anyone taking any advice from anyone here deserves to be poor.

>>56042205
There's something about nipples behind mesh that activates the 12yo boy looking at shape magazine memories

>>56042237
>that activates the 12yo boy looking at shape magazine memories
For me, it was the potential of ridiculous volume implants.

They were also shined up with gel or something. Our maybe it was photoshoop

tbf the major causes of american "poverty" (if we can call it that with even the poorest states having a greater ppp than most major european states and well above anything in the third world brics) was making the mistake during the 80s that opening up trade barriers and trying to form mutually beneficial relationships that would finally drag your agrarian shitholes out of the middle ages and give you some level of civilisation. a cost that americans paid with their own wealth so you could finally have running water.
you should be thanking the usa, you owe us a great deal of gratitude.

This winter is going to be brutal. Should I start investing in oil?

>>56042254
Turkey apparently just declared war with Russia, so yeah— barrel of oil about to start pumping again.

>>56042254
I'm buying the seasonal transition NATGAS dip when it gets here.

>>56042193
Say that again

>>56042248
they're fake tits, one picture shows the difference in skin color between the arms and the tits

>>56042265
>Turkey apparently just declared war with Russia
Sauce? You better not be that troll happening Turkfag from /pol/.

Another day. Did nothing. Honestly cause I couldn't. Tweaked my back. Wife wanted me to move something last night. I paid for my good deed with a fucked up back today. But she's taken pity on me; she's fixing me some chili dogs tonight, haven't had any for a while.

>>56042270
I want to stick my balls in her ass and have her flex her glutes

>>56042270
I look like this.

>>56042146
Very cute face, but no tits. Disappointing.

>>56042270
I have socks like this.

>>56042183
That never happened, we used to shill our penny stocks even harder than now

>>56042279
Squeeze them into Blueballs?

>>56042223
>NVDA: 117 P/E
>AMD: 483 P/E
Great retard strength for both of them.
>>56042193
Brutal but honest.

>>56042183
No?

>>56042183
CLFtranny posting insider info for others to profit off, then losing all his gains was kino /SMG/

>>56042268
Remember that the term structure in natgas futures makes it much less profitable.

>>56042183
Remember when /biz/ wasn't just the crypto bag? Remember when they had the longest of long positions and suggestions that actually made money?

Nope, me neither.

>>56042284
Variety is the spice of life, anon.

>>56042295
Sometimes a guy just wants his balls tortured a bit by a hot girl.

>>56042307
If oil gets too high do manufacturers turn more to nat gas for energy?

>>56042270
Almost a 100% chance of that girl being a materialistic hypergamous cunt

I got your "natural gas" right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X43-0CueBjk

>>56042307
???
do tell

GME was too much of a bitch to have an earnings call because they pulled some ((accounting black magic)) to pretend they only took a $2 million loss when in reality they spent $200 million of their $1 billion in cash in this single quarter

They "only lost $2,000,000" because they aren't counting the fact that $200,000,000 in cash magically disappeared.

Also they confirmed that barely 25% of the stock is DRS-ed lmfao so GME faggots convinced they "own the float" are delusional

>this big dildo w dupie
KURWAAAA MY ZŁOTYYYCH

>>56042343
Who the hell uses oil for that? It's a coal world

>SQQQ

>>56042358
Higher prices for winter are priced in, so you either buy January contracts which are already at $3.70 and hope it goes even higher or you buy front month contracts whose price slide down until they expire and then you rollover to the next one which also slides down. In other words you don't actually benefit from the expected price increase.

>Futures

>Pasts

>Presents

>>56042342
we really need to start looking into making fart powered devices. imagine if we could power our cars with farts

>>56042359
Are you short? Lmfao

>Futures

>>56042359
>they aren't counting the fact that $200,000,000 in cash magically disappeared.
Isn't that from them paying out leaseholders for the unprofitable shops they're closing?

>>56042387
I don't goncern myself with that aspect, just buy BOIL/KOLD dips, sell BOIL/COLD rips. The prices fluctuate wildly enough day/week to day/week.

>>56042361
What possible things can make nat gas reach record high like it did during Covid? I would have though prices would climb when other energy sources increase because people could use it as an alternative. for instance with electricity so high I have switched to barbecuing everything.

>>56042412
We wouldn't know because THEY WON'T HAVE A FUCKING CALL AND EXPLAIN ANYTHING

Baking

I hope the company turns around and the GME toads break even

>>56042438
good, seethe harder pussy

>>56042438
have thought about normal investing? you know in things that go up in value and return a profit?

Baking

Baking

Baking

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>>56042273
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12479209/Turkeys-President-declares-war-Russia-interpreter-blunder.html

Since you’re a lazy boomer nigger who don’t know how to use the internet

>>56042510
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>>56040606
Lol. I moved my 401k to bonds last night.
Holy fuck that was good timing.

>>56042519

>>56042073
Not buying calls on the vix?