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SOXL

I felt like my response in your thread was complete and correct.

TLT

>>55982616
Let the casino close your bet. Imagine doing the IRS's job for them.

Finally, a proper bake.

Buy amc puts

https://youtu.be/DNqAbcVlaBc?si=jQY6f4_6AXiwJ7v6

i hate bulls so much is it unreal

send it to 4500

>>55982639
Unironically wood

>>55982644
LMT
RTX

>>55982630
Hello there, David Soxl here.
Ask me anything

Oppai.

>>55982655
MORE LIKE CATHIE WOULD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iYO4RJHf7QU&si=_1lajjE5uBBpG1Ez

First for NVDA’s bubble popping

>>55982660
What color are they?

Got a few puts on MMM

Two green days in a row right before a holiday weekend can mean only one thing.

I'm fucked.

Respect the cloud.

>>55982675
post your nvda puts

Long $llap

> Let's start with an update on our largest program. The $2.4 billion contract with Rivada Space Networks. I am pleased to report we are steadily ramping up the program. Our team is currently executing on the design phase of the program, which represents $460 million of the $2.4 billion contract. This portion of the contracts kicked off in earnest in July with our successful completion of the first milestone, the system requirements review. The system requirements review defines the design and system requirements for the space and ground elements.


https://finance.yahoo.com/news/terran-orbital-corporation-nyse-llap-105643943.html

Fuck me why is CARVANA MY BIGGEST SHORT POSITION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU VINFAST FOR PULLING UP THIS DEAD SHITTER

nigger

WELP
I did my FIRST OPTIONS today and GAINED $16, went and got some MCD NUGS that cost me NINE, ate them, did 2 more OPTIONS trades and LOST $28. I think I need to stick to SAFE TRADES like BOIL.

There's this ticker called ACMR and could someone clear something up for me regarding it?
>ACMR was founded in US in '98
>ACMR Shanghai was created in '08, it has its own ticker
>ACMR owns 82.5% of ACMR Shanghai stock
>ACMR is valued at 700 million USD while ACMR Shanghai (publicly traded on Shanghai stock exchange) is trading at 7 000 million
>Sketchy inventories
Subsidiary value isn't added to book value and there's a short seller report by J Capital from 2020 that suggested they have some extremely shady accounting practices. They also made some allegations that the technology used isn't as high tech as the firm alleges. However there's increased demand from solar so idk.

So why has it been consistently rising? Their numbers are good but if it's because of cooked numbers then how long can the rise continue?

I own the stock and I'm wondering if I should sell now

>>55982742
>first for racism
You win
>>55982743
Options take years just to not lose money. Forget about making money

I'm very bullish on chicken. What's the best instrument for me to invest on it?

Wait, why is the 2Y under the bank rate? I thought it was supposed to be the other way around. Is this a sign things are bad?

>>55982761
I wish I could get a REFUND on them MCDs NUGS and just eat this ONE WHOLE TATER I have left instead!

>>55982769
well that depends on what you mean by bad

>>55982764
TSN

>>55982722
So, this news released on the 17th and there was no reaction from the market. Why would I buy this now? Why do you keep shilling this?

CCL looks really cheap now, any reason to not buy? Last report had ut that they were heading for better times.

>>55982785
Bad as in market crash soon(tm)

>>55982764
McDonald’s, Mcchicken $10 end of year

>>55982779
You have the humor of a 50 year old.

I like it

>>55982718
Patience is a main factor for success.

>>55982764
Costco chicken bake >>55982658
RTX=controlled opposition https://youtu.be/187EcOpBdQ0?si=_8zHpQAywa1M_pSI

Come onnnn

>>55982764
NVDA of course

>>55982793
Because Rajeesh wants you to buy his bags

I asked you why DOCU (Docusign) isn't a zero.

And you couldn't answer.

>>55982722
>Space stocks
Oh ho ho

>>55982850
You should all just feel lucky to be born and live in the west.

You don't know why DOCU has a market cap of almost $10 Billion.

You have no clue.

You just sit there.

And accept it.

Not me. I know what's happening.

>>55982869
>>55982851
Sometimes it just be the way it do

>>55982818
Lesson learned. NEVER go and buy NUGS after options winnings but before your next options play.

>>55982851
>>55982869
>why is clownworld doing clown things
That's what you sound like

>S&P a shit

im feeling kinda crabby

>>55982867
Every motherfucking day of my life dude. Thank God.

>>55982741
oof, so I'm assuming you didnt open short in the 300-high 200's range. Did you just recently open short?

>buy puts 3 points otm at end of day
>ticker opens up 6 pts, doesn’t fall beneath yesterday’s close
>buy puts 3 points otm at end of day
>ticker opens up 6 pts, doesn’t fall beneath yesterday’s close
rinse repeat

Why do you want me to buy the top so bad, market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk

>>55982793
Their currently in the process of building factories to meet demand (funded by Lockheed Martian)

>>55982905
>Why do you want me to buy the top so bad, market?
Retail is only supposed to be exit liquidity

>WeWork

>>55982867
Yes indeed.
>>55982896
>Thank God
THIS

>>55982741
What in the stupid fuck is wrong with people buying cvna rn
This market can't die off fast enough
How isn't it already dead at 5% rates? I guess the picture will look different a year from now if it's still at 5%

>>55982867
There's no West anymore and the other parts of the world are shitty because of the people not because of some coincidence.

>>55982941

>>55982867
You should go back to r3ddit, sandeep

>>55982905
Are you buying puts based on some fundamental value estimation or just because of the hawkish fed?

TTOO chads WYA??

Why should I DCA into VOO/SPY, give me better picks

>>55982961
Lol fuck off. My ancestors came over on the Mayflower and created the country you claim to be so patriotic towards.
That country is dead, it was killed by the communists in the 50s (who won by the way.) The more you worship its corpse the more you hurt what it stood for.

>>55982909
>They're
>Lockheed Martin
I will get my advice from other retards here.

My only regret is I can't post the same image twice in the same thread.

>>55983001
open in paint and change 1 pixel newfag

>>55982873
>>55982888
Would you guys short DOCU with me.

>>55982975
>getting pumped and dumped and then pumped again
what happens next for a company with 40M debt due in 2024 and zero profits and barely any cash on hand

>>55982974
Idk the sky was falling last week, yields way up, vix way up, dollar way up, bearish patterns everywhere; then a golden bullrun not fueled by AI meme or anything but mediocre economic data reeks of an exit pump yet it won’t let up

>>55983029
Ser please

>>55983021
I've only got a hundred bucks to work with.

WTFWT

>>55983038
Oh you're a TA fag.

Uh bros

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOW my poot would have printed rather than LOOST me $.

>market buy option
>Market sell option that is in the green
>Check pnl for that trade
>It is red

Excuse me? Option niggers why is this

The Monkeys Stopped Howling.

The Birds Stopped Chirping.

The Baboon Starts Running Back To His Cave.

>>55983068

>>55982616
I got 80 shares of nvda what point should I sell will it actually hit 800$???

>>55983079
how much did they sell for

All I think about is money 24/7.

>>55983079
>he does market sells
>ever
>for anything
>for any reason
Hard lessons to learn.
>>55983013
I'd rather not spam the thread, tripfag.

>>55983079
What exactly is "green?"

>>55982980
idk maybe DIA, or PRF
also go into VOO/SPY and BRKB

>>55983095
Also this. The only reason for market orders is for employee stock plans (options, issued stock etc.)

>>55982941
If the US was +1 billion things might look different.

>>55982992
You'll never make money with this pessimistic outlook.

>>55983095
Then stop saying you have regrets when you don't, retard.

>>55983093
Obviously. We need it to go under open.

>>55983094
That seems unhealthy. Have you tried disconnecting for a day?

>>55983116
Maybe if it was +1 billion niggers, which is its future.

it's our time now

anybody else notice it's dipping? Is this a sell the slide, or a buy the dip type of moment?

>>55983068
Just a healthy correction, slurp the dip

>>55983132
Biden will not be there to say
>Never bet against America
He probably also wouldn't say it then anymore

>buy common tech stocks
>up up up
>buy meme dividend stocks shilled on /biz/
>down down down

do not take advice from people here.

Snibs has control today it seems.
>>55982024
k i'm back from interview. it went well, i think. mildly intimidating setup they had. i go expecting to talk to one guy, show up and it's three guys all asking questions and taking notes sitting around a giant boardroom table. no women though, which was good. I spill spaghetti when interviewed by women or i give them autism vibes (because i'm autistic) that immediately makes them not want to hire me. men are easier.

>>55983094
Not enough if you're not willing to take the next step.

>>55983170
Just buy SOXL when line go up

>>55983167
It doesn't matter.

Honest question, isn't it kind of retarded to put everything into ETFs and stocks which don't pay a dividend? Before you chimp out and call me a retard hear me out. The only reason why people DCA into ETFs that automatically reinvest their dividends is to have a nice sum of money for retirement.

But whats the point of being a millionaire when you're fucking 60 years old? I really don't get it.
Why not invest most of your money into ETFs which do pay a nice dividend, so you can reduce work hours as early as in your 30s. I'm currently 32 and I get paid ~700$ in dividends per month which allowed me to reduce my work hours by 20%, I only work 4 days a week now and it's a the best thing ever. I finally get enough sleep and have enough time for hobbies etc. Sure I'm missing out on a lot of money later but I think time while Im still young is more valuable then $70k more in my bank account when I'm 60.

I think my way of thinking is based

>>55982616
This environment resembles 1987 & 2007 so much right now...
>U.S. bank downgrades.
>Hong Kong Unsold homes highest since 07.
>Hong Kong Prime rate highest since 07.
>U.S. Housing Affordability lowest level since 07.
>U.S. Interest rates highest since 07.
>U.S. , UK,HK, Mexico Israel... Treasury yields highest since 07
>ABS loans 60+ days delinquent highest since 07.
>Mortgage rates highest since 02.
>Student Loan Debt all time high.
>U.S. / Japan Debt to GDP all time high.
> U.S. Wage expectations hit all time high.
>A melt-up +50%. Had the two longest winning streaks in history for the $DJIA which are now tied with this past months DJIA run.
>A Pre- Election year.
>Major WGA/DGA Strikes.
>Car loan companies like Ally and Equifax taking heavy losses
>Companies like Zillow now offering 1% down payments
>Evergrande and Chinese shadow bank fell apart
>Michael Burry and Warren Buffet dump billions in stocks
>JOLTS job openings plunged to the lowest since March 2021 and the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record.
>Money supply on par with 1929 levels

Bros I don't think we will be ok when October rolls around this year...

>>55983192
The natty king!

>>55983170
Just do the opposite retard. Why would you take advice from anyone here?

oh shit its gettin SPICY!

>>55983192
>700$ dividends per month
How much do you have invested +100k?

OH N-

>>55983202
>He added the 1% down payments

>>55983192
>But whats the point of being a millionaire when you're fucking 60 years old? I really don't get it.
I'm not some cuck with weak genes. Everyone in my family lives to 90s and a few into their hundreds.

It's about learning to live content with your life right now. I don't need to be rich to be happy. If investing and owning the world means I get to retire and coast along on easy mode for 3-4 decades after raising a big family then so be it.

Own everything. Never sell.

>>55983192
The point is to wage and compound and retire in your thirties.

Mumus are running out of steam. September (two more days™) is going to be rough.

>>55983212
$200k actually
its not impossible to save that much money, I've been investing for 13 years

>>55983192
You boomer invest for your retirement accounts, anything else is for your individual

>>55983192
you would accomplish the same by just selling a part of the etf portfolio each month, in theory it should even give more returns i think

Ticker symbol GO for Grocery Outlet they sell monster sized slim jims for $1/jim and im addicted to them.

>>55983060
not impressing anyone here, newfag. what he's describing isn't even TA you dumbfuck.

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

>>55983240
Now this is the quality advice I come here to find! Gonna grab some GO!

dump it

>>55983260
Why did you convert the webm to a gif?
It gained like 2 mb of weight

>>55983220
thats all cash huh?
amazing

>>55983274
google

To all the assblasted retards crying and betting against NVDA, good fucking luck

>>55983258
I'm not joking I have a seirous problem I fucking love slim jims but usually they are prohibitively expensive for me UNLESS they are at GO

>>55983202
What's the worst that could happen? Everyone knows the line only goes up.

>>55983227
>SeptemBEAR
>OctoBEAR
>NovemBEAR
>DecemBEAR
Ahhhhh WAGMI

>>55983278
naw its VT

K W E B
W
E
B

The US tax payer will bail out China. They are Too Big To Fail™

>>55983282
>$1.13 T Valuation
>Expecting a $10b revenue
LOL
LMAO EVEN

>>55983282
>1222 billion company is gonna make 6 billions extra
wow, buy everything

>>55983252
I SOLD MY UNG CALLS TOO SOON

>>55983300
Who is going to bail out the US tax payers?

OOOOOOOOO 2 MORR DAYS
> TWO MORE DAYS HDIEIQBD I RE0ROSFUHR KEYIVRIUUW
HRBRBEBRBRHRBRB BEAR TIME BABY YEAGHGHGH

>>55983220
>I don't need to be rich to be happy.
I do, why do you think I'm here

>>55983274
I'ts just mb...
It's made up!

>>55983285
You're probably not getting enough sodium in your diet if you're craving ultra processed meat like a slimjim.

>>55983316
>if I have money I just use it to buy food or video games
>even a plane ticket costs less than a single paycheck
what, unironically, do you need money for? Mind you I'm a dude who drives a 2001 honda

>>55983312
Nobody. They just go back to work and accept a lower quality of life. Do more for less

>>55983312
The world when the US declares war against everyone to bail itself out.

>>55983322
Anon, physical megabytes DO exist!

>>55983312
Guess you'll have to wait and see

>>55983333
Are there futures available? With delivery?

>>55983282
>Not going for half a trillion
lol
lmao

SEXY SEXY GIRLLLLL
>SEXY GIRL
COME ON BABY CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DO IT AGAIN
>HOOAHH!!!

IM HEEMED

>>55983337
Yes, you can invest in future delivery of megabytes. Just go to NewEgg (stock ticker: NEGG), they're basically a megabytes futures exchange

>>55983333
Checked quads

>>55983282
Also, if you wanna see something funny.

NVDA was one of the first stocks I bought after meeting you guys on here for the first time, back in 2016. Fresh new RH acct and didnt know wtf I was doing, had like 500 bucks in the acct. Sold it at a LOSS

can QQQ dump already fuck

>>55983328
Maybe happy isn't the right word but if I don't build generational wealth for myself and my progeny I'll consider myself a failure at life. Maybe not homeless level failure but still, I need that satisfaction and success in my life.
>t.Drives 2002 Honda

>>55983355
It hasn't really for almost two decades.

easiest $531 dollars I have ever made in less than 3 minutes.

>>55983361
I guess that's whats different is I know what stage of life i'm at. I'm trying to build wealth by living frugally and investing so I can use it for raising a family. And the greater picture is retiring early, and the final picture is leaving a legacy

I'd love to return with 70+ years of global stock market interest gains.

bobos tell me how has your past 2 days gone?

what percent are you down ?

>>55983361
Based.

>>55983347
I heard of this new thing... It's called... A... A... AI, I think, yeah, AI.
Are there also AI megabytes?

>>55983382
>bobos
>losing money
+1.42%

nvidia crashing

>>55983382
I don't even care anymore. All my shorted capital gives me interest over night. Some positions 7+% others 20-25% p.a. on my invested capital. As long as I'm right in 1-2 years I'm making money either way. Should they hike once more, it will increase.

>>55983346
AWAKEN BEARETHEREN

>>55983095
Why is market selling bad?

>>55983382
Doing well. Like any good bobo I'm long crude futures.

I'm not gonna make it

>>55983437
Bobota! What does the scouter say about S&P's price level?

i have a top 3 largest portfolio on /biz/ despite spending 80% of my 20s being a neet and only working 20 hours/week now

>>55983382
I'm not down anything. I scaled out of my short positions over the last week or so. Now /cashgang/ waiting for clarification.

>>55983448
Based reality acceptor.

>>55983079
Why are you doing anything at market?

>>55983428
>As long as I'm right in 1-2 years
Red pill me on long term shorts. You park that cash in MM fund or short term treasuries? What happens with your margin requirements during this time? Do you have longs as well during that time? What do you do if you shorted right before this year's big mega cap tech recovery?

>>55983462
cute girl! what's her name?

>>55983448
Buying SOXS was a mistake...

Hey guys I just broke my ATH record today which means that its a huge sell signal.

>>55983479
>her

>>55983484
noted and thank you

I'm about to put on another tranche of NVDA shorts

>>55983448
It happens

>>55983474
What's wrong with market buy and sell?

What did they mean by this?

>>55983478
I'm shorting @CMC and IG (both EU brokers). There you get interest for holding overnight shorts. I'm shorting DAX and OMX (Sweden).

Since you speak about Margin requirement and everything else I have to assume you are US and in this case I can't really help you.

>>55983448
Speculation, and if you're bad at goobling then odds are you are wrong on this. Pro tip, just keep making it no matter what. Simple as.

still green
put some buy orders in
is that all you got bobo, because i'm bored over here

I wish I had a big breasted wife that will let me use her chounyuu tits as a headrest while I trade stocks and keep researching China fuckery with finances

>>55983512

Woah woah woah, hold up why are we buying SPY options again when Fidelity sells SPX 0DTE’s? Isn’t that like, way more fucking leverage? That’s like $10 vs $1 in premium for every basis point it moves

>AirBnB Bubble Bursts; Investor Home Purchases Crash 45% In Biggest Drop Since 2008

fucking hell what kind of timeline did I wake up in?

>>55983553
Turns out you're still dreaming. Sorry anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nUvu0jRcLU
MO

>>55983544
Famous last words.

>>55983544
0dtes will get closed by ((them)) before anything actionable happens, You'd have to cough up additional premium to incur the risk of swinging.

>>55983512
where can I view all the sectors performance side by side like this?

what are THEY doing?

Someone shill me a good stick
I need something with good growth potential

>Water softeners
>Water purifiers
>Water heaters
>Water coolers
Burry is right. I need to get in on Big Water.

I'm ruined

>>55983596

https://finviz.com/map.ashx

Went ahead and sold a bunch of BOIL, kept a little to catch any surprise bigly upside, ready to start buying the next DIPPARINOS.

Is the SAVE shill still in here? I’m still looking for a good explanation. Please I’m the only idiot on here who actually cares about your opinion.

potential intraday launching pad on the SPX.

>>55983560
This is a nightmare then, I want out now

>>55983618
>Alex Jonesers

>>55983613
I’ve seen people shilling SAVE. But the shill is hard to find.

>>55983512
That you'll live on the streets in the future.

For once in the last 3 trading days I don't expect the S&P to recover from this for at least a week if not about two days.
I'm not placing any bets on it though. This is crab zone.

>>55983457
IT'S HALFWAY TO 9000!!!!!!

>>55983596
https://www.sectorspdrs.com/allsectors#:~:text=Overview%20%20%20%20Symbol%20%28Click%20to%20sort,%20%20%2B0.97%20%207%20more%20rows%20

>>55983652
Recover from what exactly?

>The Biden administration announced on Wednesday it would forgive $72 million in student debt for more than 2,300 borrowers who attended Ashford University.

ehm.. wtf is this now? How desperate are they?

Orsted bros is there any hope for us?

>>55983658
a very smol dump. what I'm implying is a smol dump.

>>55983553
>Investors bought a total of $36.4 billion worth of homes in the second quarter, down 42% from a year earlier. That’s still above pre-pandemic levels
Doesn't seem like a disaster yet.

>>55983653
WHAT!? HALFWAY TO 9000!?!? THERE IS NO WAY THAT COULD BE RIGHT!!!

>>55983659
>The aid will go to students from the online for-profit school based in San Diego, who requested loan cancellation through the U.S. Department of Education’s borrower defense process. That relief goes to borrowers who were misled or defrauded by their college.
They scammed the "students" who went to the "school".

>>55983665
>Orstrecized

>>55983691
Ah ok, then it's something different. Would have questioned the legality to pick such a small, specific group of people.

UVXY calls

Today is his birthday! Say something nice to him!!

why exactly is nvda so high right now? i know that it's because of AI, but what specifically are they doing that's supposedly so revolutionary? i don't understand it

>>55983711
You old fuck Coke tastes like ass.

>>55983716
Their logo is green while AMD's is red.

power hour lfg

>>55983659
>>55983691
Where are you seeing this?

>>55983735
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/30/biden-administration-cancels-72-million-in-student-debt-.html#:~:text=The%20Biden%20administration%20announced%20on%20Wednesday%20it%20would,the%20U.S.%20Department%20of%20Education%E2%80%99s%20borrower%20defense%20process.

UVXY CALLS

>>55983716
You don't actually need any of their shit for AI.

>>55983085
Very funny image, my friend.

>>55983711
I hope you outlive Biden

>>55983741
Thank you

>>55983707
TELL ME MORE

>>55983763
np

telusbros how we feelin

>>55983788
like shit, sell everything

How do I profit off the heeming Florida is currently receiving from Idalia? Is it already too late?

UVXY
>UVXY
CALLS
>CALLS

>>55983804
Shoulda picked up some Lowe's and Home Depot.

>>55983771
Unprecedented low vix heading into market moving news tomorrow and Friday

I'M GONNA
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

>>55983804
Should have been selling plywood and screws

If MSFT goes above 329 by 3:20, I will eat a 3rd ramen packet for lunch

U V X Y
V C A L L S
X A
Y L
_ L
_ S

Did we just get a triple top on the SPY today? Wut was that

>>55983825
>unprecedented
No, not really

>Markets

I'm prepping for the incoming shitshow

>>55983857
Fork it up, Justin!
Kek

>>55983857
Why are you guys so retarded about student loans? Every other first world country has figured this shit out

>>55983879
Sunk cost fallacy

what the fuck happened to NVDA, it was $500 earlier

>>55983903
and it will never be again, inshallah.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MweRF-N9jGY

>>55983879
Student loans are a boomer ponzi designed to sabotage the youth and enrich the academic machine, only 20% of which is useful information and useful degrees. I didn't understand this until I went to university and saw the extreme grift going on. Mandatory fees, mandatory elective bullshit courses, spreading what ought to be a two year program over four years for more tuition. Mandatory textbooks that come with "value add" supplementary books and (in my day) CDs. $150 per.
I am going to work now and will resume shitposting there. Have a good close, lads.

>>55983879
Tldr; Gibs and giving student loans out like candy made college more expensive but the solution to said problem has consistently been to increase funding the former two. No talk has been given of reforming the system outright only making college free which wouldn't solve anything just pass it on to tax payers

Power half hour lfg

>>55983857
Oh JUSTIN!!!!
>HAHA what a quintessentially gay name.
I hope you're at least a nazi by night, conservative boomer by day... Heil hitler

>>55983903
couldn't break it. i went all in shorting at 495 when i noticed that.

>>55983949
Just got some NVDA put option weeklies. #LetsMakeSomeMoney

>>55983977
bottom signal

>>55983596
watchlists are powerful anon

>market rallying because bad jobs data means lower yields
>yields still going up
>market rallying anyway

STUPID LITTLE COCK SUCKER REVERSALED AS SOON AS I TOOK A POSITION!
#RIGGED #NVDA #FAKE&GAY

who else gonna stroll over to gif and have a mid day wank

>>55984005
I fuckin told you
>>55983980

>>55983998
I'm pretty sure most of us are on some watchlists

>>55984005
Reminder to always inverse Baggie

>>55984005
Fuck you baggie. Between these NVDA and TSLA calls all year, I’m beginning to think you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing and I should stop listening to you.

>>55984022
I sold my nvda puts as soon as I saw him post his bullshit.

>>55983921
I spent one year in university then dropped out and began working right away. The only people I know my age who have homes do not have degrees, everyone I know who has a degree has too much debt to get a mortgage. No degree, no car payments is the path to home ownership.

>>55983879
>first world

What first world countries? Everywhere else is turning into 3rd world slumshit thanks to the migrant crisis happening worldwide.

>>55984003
>Der Dämonenjude

The mumus are gonna blame the nvda reversal on the news about AI chips being embargoed, I just know it.

>>55982616
Bear market is over? How'd everyone's day go?

>>55984028
NVIDIA is clearly lying about AI to pump the stock (the nice buyback to blow up the short on it back in May was a good use of capital on their part tho). They had good sales due to china front running a ban and they are now selling to their own company (lol). I am tired of the fake and gay market, wish they just flushed it down now so at least we can stop pretending like everything is fine

Anyone playing ORCL earnings?

>>55984021
Wonder if that list is purchasable out there....

>>55983913
fuckin banger

Just came back from the UPS store. Holy shit short UPS.

>>55984003
Buckle up, its gonna be a bumpy ride bros

>>55984005
You could have bought puts at like $498 today dumdum. Why wait until the move down to 491.

>>55984028
The TSLA calls were really stupid and clueless. After that runup, knowingly that Tesla would have lower margins. They fuckin said it. The price war in China. Then also comparing the price at earnings date with previous Q. It was 80% chance it would drop.

>>55984088
What happened? Did the $170k payplans fuck them all up that bad already?

>>55983716
A language model trained can spit out funny text. AN image model can make asian porn since it all look alike

>>55984088
short anything the vix is below 14

>>55984088
UPS stores are independently owned franchises. They aren't owned or operated by UPS.

>>55984105
Mulatto gen z girl talking about being a lesbian and astrology shit. I fear for my shipment.

Alright, who else just bought SPY calls?

>>55984082
Made money on my vfs puts

>>55983857
I. Am. Simply. Not. Going. To. Pay. It.

>>55984126
>Buying near the top
Typical /biz/ 300IQ behavior

>>55983857
>Justin
lel I was in that thread.

>>55983857
JUSTin

>>55984125
Did you mention your gigantic penis that intimidates girls boyfriends?

>>55984116
Man no wonder they all suck ass. I went to another 3 weeks ago and it also sucked.

YELLQ is my highest conviction long trade at present

>>55984136
I'm happy I don't owe an arm and a leg I have a very modest amount of loan debt. My cousins wife went to a pretty reputable university for pharmacology and owes around 130k. She's a pharmacist at at a CVS

>>55984153
I told her I had another package for her to handle once she got off and she didn't really appreciate that.

>>55984170
Das raycist

>>55984138
Forward speaking nvda is at a multi decade low

>>55984179
I also told her it was white and not light brown like she's used to.

>>55984182
>>55984182
>>55984182
>>55984182
Baked

how do i into asymmetric investan

>>55983170
Just buy Qualcomm and Novo Nordisk and be long. It is really that easy

>>55984169
SHE'S FUCKED
THEY'RE ALL FUCKED
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>55984170
Probably been better asking her about star signs mentioning your a sag and then using that to segway into being a horse from the waist down

+0.44%

>>55984185
Das sexist

>>55984125
Lol the whole of America is dead not just UPS. You only noticed it today because you had to go out and run an errand which involved interacting with people you didn't know.

>>55983804
>How do I profit off the heeming Florida is currently receiving from Idalia? Is it already too late?
credit default swaps on the insurance companies that will go bankrupt because of this

>>55984302
Why do you think they're underpriced?

>>55983921
I only had two instructors who didn't use official textbooks but printed their own educational materials.

>>55984302
I work insurance there, and I'm not memeing when I say this. It's literally (((attorneys))) that's bringing these insurance companies to bankruptcy