/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55957449
software sales

i sell software

>>55957449
I don’t tell anything because I don’t go out and interact with anybody

>>55957449
I swear I saved a post that had a whole bunch of really good sounding titles that when elaborated on was mostly "shitposting and trading shitcoins"

>>55957449
>"I'm unemployed"
>moves in
>eats all the food in the fridge
>"forget" to walk her dog because I just know
>"Babe, I have a really good idea for a trade just 7k more of your parents money babe, this is the one baby please"
>Rothschilds liquidate me
>leave for the next braphog that will think Ik what I'm doing

>>55957449
i tell them i buy and sell meme coins

If a woman ever asked me, I would tell the truth. I'm an engineer with a natural gas company.

Im a precast construction Forman. I set the main structural parts of buildings

>>55957653
>engineer
How to dry up every pussy in the room.

>>55957668
They love real engineers, not codemonkey "engineers".

>>55957668
what would you say instead? Engineers usually make pretty good money, more than most. The girls I date tell everyone and it's pretty positively seen compared to blue-collar bob the builder types especially or dudes barely making ends meet

>>55957449
I edit videos.

>>55957693
>>55957704
It doesn’t matter. You’re still an Indian nerd with 0 charisma

>>55957732

>>55957767
Only a boring sexless autist would find this image funny. You continue to prove my point about engineers. Lame dork humor

>>55957449

Real estate development. It's nebulous enough that people just say, "Huh, interesting," before moving on to another topic

>>55957785
>Only a boring sexless autist would find this image funny. You continue to prove my point about engineers. Lame dork humor
idk any chad that would type this dick measuring content shit out, especially on a Mongolian basket weaving site. I just make money and enjoy my life. Simple as.

>>55957837
I think it's good and admirable you are an engineer.

>>55957562
asset portfolio manager
bollinger band engineer
digital venture architect

>>55957837
>chad
>Mongolian basket weaving site
>Simple as
You have never had sex with a woman

>>55957855
You’re Chinese

>>55957916
Chinese people respect engineering. The creator of China was an hydraulic engineer workaholic you see who formed the rivers together and rarely got to see his family.

>>55957562
I just say I work for a big bank as a trading analyst for crypto and forex. Then I say I live downtown next to their building, which I do, and I rarely need to go into the office.

>>55957883
>bollinger band engineer

>first date with wife a decade ago
>"Yeah I'm from Detroit, I sell things. I'm an entrepreneur"
All of her friends thought I was a drug dealer immediately. I was cool.

Actual OG here. Been holding BTC since 2013 when I used it to buy roids. I unironically used to LARP as some mafia badass when I made it back in 2017. I would wear tracksuits or tacky dress shirts wherever I went

Now I don’t give a shit anymore so I just wear jeans and t shirts almost every day

>>55957562
digitial asset fund manager

>>55957449
"Trade the markets".

>>55957449
>say: I make video gaems
>woman repellent, geek attractor
If some girl actually stays after droping the aggy daggy bomb you know you have an outlier that is either the fun kind of autistic or naively attracted to your weird physique and/or personality: in both cases, a keeper.

>>55957449
I tell people I'm a sorcerer because there isn't a single sole who knows what the fuck a metallurgist is.

>>55957940
>Chinese people
Oxymoron.

>>55957449
Data mining thread.

I shovel all day
>show her my ripped arms
>she immediately drops on her knees
>*unzip*

Rinse and repeat next week

>I live for a living

I sell seed and feed

>>55957704
>what would you say instead? Engineers usually make pretty good money....

See OPs picture you fucking egghead. You open with a joke, never say what you actually do because 1) they dont give a shit 2) youre actual job isnt that interesting (i.e. will dry pussy up the second they hear it). Unless youre a doctor, lawyer, pilot, firefighter, or cop, go the joke route. What you sound like, "I work for NiggerInc and Engineer Manufacturing and uhhh I was able to conceive of a product and uhhh a design that grew my company 2% the last fiscal year as a senior editor and uhhh I really like the company culture were really like a great uhhhh (TM) family."

faggot

>>55958472
I think my engineering gig is pretty cool. I go offshore sometimes and banter with the lads.
It's just that nobody asks me what I do.

>>55957449
I hate telling people what I actually do because they think I'm some sort of magician that could make them rich overnight maybe, while I see myself as some sort of glowie that could destroy lives if I really wanted to... my own gf got kinda scared when I told her I could a lot of get background info on almost anyone

i tell people im a programmer who sells trading algos that dont work to idiots

>>55957449
>"depends on which day of the week it is"
>refuse to elaborate
It really is that shrimple

>>55958173
North tce penthouse?

>>55958891
You use Google and Facebook?
Do you have suggestions about ways to improve personal data security?

>>55957449
Investor in real estate is the best I came up with, but I own stocks from such a company and have no personal experience with it...

>>55959846
>Do you have suggestions about ways to improve personal data security?
Don't reuse passwords, don't put everything under the same username(s), don't tie your real name to anything. If you do that you're already ahead of about 95% of people which means you're no longer a viable target unless you piss off spooks or really upset the wrong person. If you have actual money, hire a lawyer and work with them to remove as much personal information about you from the public domain as is possible. Other than that carry a gun and hire security/secure your domicile.

>>55959863
Thanks!

>>55957653
>natural gas company.

Brap farm?

>>55957449
im a college poorfag and in the last year i dated three womans
>first one i told i was unemployed and i got laid
>second one i told im a broke artist and i got laid
>third one i told i work as dish washer and i still got laid
god it feels good to be 6ft

>>55960013
I knew a dude that was 5'2 and got so much gash he had to tell chicks he'd fuck 'em some other time. Literally just lift weights, don't be a fatass, and take a shower. Pussy is not hard.

>>55957449
whats this bowtied crap again ramping up the demoralization posts on twatter
what needs to be distracted from with pointless social debates

>>55957449
I’m a security guard at an airport and I tell people I work as a customs officer

>>55957449
In Australia tradies are considered desirable by women because they can make a lot of money and are often quite hot.
Their pussy will dry up if they find out you make less than 150k kangaroo bucks though. Oh and if you work FIFO in the mines they'll cheat on you in your on weeks no matter how much you make

>>55957449

Software developer, i make software.

I MAKE the things that shitkickers like >>55957487 push for me.

>>55957449
Tell them I do the Lord’s work and leave it at that.