/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55943047
That’s the hiv spreading through your body and giving your cancer in the dick. You’ll have to spend money for chemo, financially speaking

>>55943047
Yucky
You just boosted some hags ego and she thinks she’s entitled to 25 year old male sex now
Congrats on embarrassing yourself loser

>>55943047
Meh, did she pay you to come back? Make you food?

Is she married?

>>55943047
You just got raped and molested, OP

>>55943063
She made me a cocktail I think she’s an alcoholic or something, but so am I so idc. I fell asleep in her bed for 2 hours lol she said I could stay as long as I want

>>55943068
Hahaha

Damn cougers always tryna grab my dick

>>55943047
Old women don't play around. I think most younger women are actually entirely oblivious to their libidos. They'll be sopping wet fucking some strange dick and not have a single clue why.

>>55943047
I fucked a similar woman in the butt. Her butthole puckered alot as I was cumming and I haven't had sex since.

I think celibacy is the absolute best move.

>>55943071
Keep her number man. Do you think you two could be friends?

>>55943047
When I tried nofap a few years back I got so insanely horny after just a week that I met up with this overweight 40 something year old divorced lady at a literal trailer park. She smelled immediately but we had a couple beers then got down to business. Her pussy stunk so bad but I still fucked it and came so hard inside her. The post nut clarity was fucking unreal and I legit almost cried on the way home. Yes this is a true story. Please don’t do nofap. Just try to limit yourself to a few times per week

>>55943047
Based. Cougars are notorious for letting young dudes play musical holes with their dicks.

>>55943091
I can relate I fucked a younger but very fat girl once when I was horny, huge regret. She smelled terrible too

You misfit incels sound like my classmates getting hooked up with the elderly 40-50 somethings and falling in love. Lolololol pathetic. Next you’ll be talking about how you ate some nasty 50 year old pussy. You probably look like them too, all fat and greasy with a neck beard.

>>55943071
move in
just think of all the money you'll save
btw: how was that poose? describe it

sometimes, just sometimes I actually feel glad to be a kissless virgin

>>55943110
My first was a bigger girl, she had a truck.

I've fingered out brown ooze.

I got my red wings

I kinda got brown wings. Idk how she didn't know her ass was filled with shit. She had been working all day so it was sweaty and creamy. I don't know how she didn't notice. Now I'm pretty sure she knew the whole time. Didn't stop me.

>>55943047
Where were women like that when I was in my 20s?

>>55943110
I also fucked a bald girl once

>>55943151
The bar?

I bet OP met this lady at the bar

>>55943047
Hol'up

How do you know she won't get pregnant?

>>55943110
>>55943149
I think all fat women just kind of stink. It’s not even that they sweat more but they have different pheromones from being unhealthy maybe

>>55943047
I'm 41 and I wouldn't have sex with a 44 year old woman.

>>55943047
Turns out that you can't just cheat not only thr chemicals in your brain, but also your soul and God.
Worst I've done is grope a 45+ year olds ass and I shudder like when you remember a moment of extreme cringe every time I think about it and wish I could take THAT back.
So good luck, friend.

>>55943151
Tinder, badoo, local divebars, walmart, liquor stores, gas stations, swimming holes. 40+ redneck roasties are incredibly easy. Probably all the alcohol and meth they consume

>>55943188
Why though? It's their laschance to have a kid?

Plus STDs?

>>55943071
If someone knows how to make more than Jack and coke or OJ and vodka, yes they're alcoholics.
They're also alcoholics if they drink jack and coke or screwdrivers.

>>55943149
Bro. How didn't YOU notice that the ass is filled with shit.
What the hell do you think you've been doing on the toilet every day?

>>55943091
lol are you me? I felt disgusting over it for a long time, but this board is an ok place to laugh about it. I've done the exact same thing. Tested clean afterwards, just to be sure.

>>55943185
This is absolutely a real and proven thing. Among other issues, their gut microbes are all fucked up, and that definitely influences smell.

>>55943149
nigga wtf did i just read, i regret opening this threaed...

I did that quite a few times before age 25 never felt strange and never felt the need to tell anonymous strangers

>>55943149
LMAO some of these stories. I once tried to hookup through an app but when I met the girl on my college campus she was this short fat Mexican chick that looked and smelled like a fucking grandma even though she was 20. Over the app she confirmed that she would suck my dick but I walked her to her car and said “nah”. I was horny too but she looked like a frog, looked like a goblina Mexican grandma and smelled like an old person, it just wasn’t worth it.

Wtf anons.

>>55943047
Can I ask how you met? I once met a married milf type, she got a hotel a few times for us to fuck in. Was fun, but afterwards felt shitty about it in a sense that I could have been a homewrecker. Would like to meet some milfs again but preferably not married.
>>55943091
Damn. I had a similar experience in my mid 20s. She looked a lot fatter IRL but I still came and left her place like within 30 minutes or so. But yeah, really felt bad about it after cooming. Like of all the times I coomed in a girl, that is legit the only one where I'd be like "FUCK HIT THE UNDO BUTTON"

She didn't smell bad or anything, I think she had literally just showered probably.

>>55943091
>when the overweight 40 something divorced tinder root who is breaking your no nut streaks flabby pussy lips slap against your balls giving an oddly warm sensation as you coom inside her only to realise what a piece of degenerate filth you are
Ha Ha. Couldn't be me..

I met up with a 40-something Russian woman once and we went back to her house. She took off her underwear and the entire room immediately stunk like a turtle tank. We still did it but it was putrid. Didn't shower for a week. And I work out every other day.

best thread rn

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>55943439
k-kek...

>>55943055
>You just boosted some hags ego and she thinks she’s entitled to 25 year old male
I'm 26 and I like milfs.

>>55943085
Very gay.

>>55943464
Welcome to 4chan, faggot.
Now get out.

>>55943119
Same, threads like this are the best cope

>>55943509
Unfortunately ive been here a decade

I'm on vacation in Mexico City and I might cheat on my gf with this big titty indigena. Wish me luck anons!

>>55943550
You only need one kidney anyway.

>>55943047
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_g5AHgkpzk&start=88

also, watch all of that guy's vids, there's so much gold on tiktok

>>55943594
I'm meeting up with her tonight and then she's supposed to show me around a market in the most dangerous hood of Mexico City on Sunday. I'm still debating if that's a smart idea.

>>55943084
kek

>>55943188
based and age-appropriate pilled

>>55943205
>Why though? It's their laschance to have a kid?
kek, I hope you're under 25 anon, this mentality wlll fuck you over

>>55943618
At this point it’s probably a better idea. If you ghost her after fucking you don’t know if her brothers or cousins are connected to cartels. Treat her well then tell her you have to go back home, then block her

>>55943047
did u decapitate her afterwards and then sepukku yourself?
this would be the only honorable thing to do anon

>>55943091
This IS financial advice.

>>55943110
Ate a fat girl's pussy, could taste it in my mouth the next day... even after brushing my teeth

>>55943488
>milfs
44 is like gmilf nowadays

>>55944280
yuk

>>55943618
Tell her to not forget to film whatever happens to you at the end of the night