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How do I turn 3k into 1 million?

>> No.55942150

>>55941986
Buy bonds and wait a millennium.

>> No.55942187

>>55941986
Buy 300 pairs of kneepads at $10/piece and employ 300 women to give 100 blow jobs each at $33.33 a blow.

>> No.55942212

>>55941986
xrp but you won't
so just remember you were told

>> No.55942339

>>55942212
how much do i have to buy

>> No.55942709

>>55941986
I would just buy STACKS.

>> No.55942723

>>55941986
youre thinking is wrong, you should focus in how to make 2739 per day and you will have 1 million in one year

>> No.55942826

>>55941986
What are these bitches supposed to be doing??

>> No.55942853

>>55941986
Lol they know EXACTLY what they are doing

>> No.55942961

>>55942853
and what is that?

>> No.55943030

>>55941986
snipe shitcoins in ETH

>> No.55943036

>>55942826
entertaining my penis

>> No.55943062

>>55942339
$3k worth will get you $1 million

>> No.55943074

>>55943030
Think BNB is the way to go currently.

>> No.55943159

buy toad killer

>> No.55943216

>>55941986
>be a man
>play a video game
>enjoy the game
Or
>be a woman

>> No.55943310

>>55941986
I want her to sit in my lap and wiggle as I squeeze her and kiss her neck and touch her thighs and hold her hand.

>> No.55943322

>>55943310
>her
Anon I...

>> No.55943330

>>55941986
holy fuck I AM HORNY

>> No.55943346

>>55943074
>OiGMpvix
You should check out STACKS. It's less that 2 months old on the BSC chain and rewards you in passive BNB for holding

>> No.55943380

STACK is the sun. passive bnb for holding. Early. Sub million MC

>> No.55943391

>>55943322
Remember. YOU'RE the one posting about how you think women are men. And how YOU think its funny to think about men.

>> No.55943767
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55943767

fuckkkkkk im bullllllllishhhhhhhhhhh on Mugshot.Club

>> No.55943803
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55943803

fags got mad they don't have any Mugshot.Club...stay poor fags

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55943974

not sure if retarded or not, but i might ape into Mugshot.Club

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55944305

Mugshot.Club is lookin like a wet virgin boys, good find

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55944454

feeling bowlish with my Mugshot.Club

>> No.55944987

Find a way to make 1% using that 3k, then repeat it 584 times. If you can make it 2% it will only take 294 trades.

>> No.55944993

WHERES SCISSORMAN!???!?
https://youtu.be/6TZieWmwKGM

>> No.55945126

>>55941986
That's someone's son.

>> No.55945325

>>55943030
That is high risk and may lost everything. Though some have made relatively much from Memes, it's still no guarantee that he'll make 1 million from 3k any soon. It's better to have a good understanding of investment and hold assets with good potential as well as real-life use cases like reef and ride that are changing the narrative of in-car entertainment.

>> No.55945618

>>55941986
Buy GLW and MESA on MEXC. This could be your last steal of the Century before the bullrun starts.

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>>55945325
>in-car entertainment
It bites differently bitches are horny for the biggest FPS NFTs game with AAA-Standard based on Unreal Engine 5. Galactic war is a top notch

>> No.55946318

>>55943974
>react web page with a copy paste solidity contract (bare minimum for every NFT scam) that any pajeet would do for $5
>lists 'tech stack' like they are developing some state of the art technology lmao

who unironically buys this shit

>> No.55946696

>>55945618
Picking up QANX feels like catching the juiciest tendies, way tastier than scooping GLW and MESA. Its pro-active stance against quantum computer threats and robust data protection for businesses truly flex its value.

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>>55941986
buy the biz staple crypto coins every week slowly accumulating until 2025 or even more based 2030+ and you WILL make it. but you need to do this for a very long time, ignore endless fud and fucking other faggots getting rich quick off memes or scams and you need to be patient and play the long game.
if you can do it, youll make it.
here ill even get you a basic biz portfolio started
XRP
Avalanche
Chainlink
Kadena
Oasis Rose
All 5 of these are gold verified tick on twitter x and have threads on biz every single day or week for years now.
If you want to go further into biz degen picks then lurk for days/weeks/months of this board and do the research and get the info yourself.
PLEASE avoid all the endless spam fud, garbage posts, scam posts of dog shit useless coins and FOCUS on investing in fundamental coins and ACTUAL projects.
You can make it anon. Its up to you though.
Do you want to remember my post in 2030 and have regret that you did nothing and everyone else who played the long game made it?
No you don't. I want you to make it. And you can. Its up to you.

>> No.55946771

>>55941986
Fuk off you refugee third world rat cockroach cunt little shit stain.

>> No.55946789

Buy spx6900 and buckle up

>> No.55947808

>>55946735
chainlink is the 1 real coin there
the rest are garbage and you know it.

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55947812

>>55941986
Instant gains won't happen. Just imagine turning 3K into 1M? Damn, diversification is key, considering the DePIN narrative. Look into Render, Peaq, Iotex, and focus on the long-term.

>> No.55947999

>>55947808
What the fuck? LINK? Nah. I'll rather go for NXRA and PENDLE instead.

>> No.55948272

Buy toad and hold until 1 or 1.6bil mc

>> No.55948824

>>55946789
Don't be so retarded in life benzofag, Smartfags are buying the dip on assets with solid fundamentals and use cases like XRP, REEF and RIDE. Better off, you can still earn from them passively

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>>55946771
Kek

>> No.55948842

>>55943062
Why not dump it on SYLO have some sleep anon, especially now that it safeguards privacy with decentralized messaging, also simplifying payments, while empowering devs with DApp store.

>> No.55948869

>>55947812
dont let the normies know about the depins man cmon

i still need more KREST for my collator

>> No.55948941

>>55948869
How about more NXRA instead? oldags are talking about it all over. I fomoed already.

>> No.55949060

>>55947812
Based anon, I also learned that one of them won the parachain auction on Polkadot and would be utilizing its ecosystem for the launch of its machine utilities.

>> No.55949067

>>55943391
I get that you think you're being funny, but look it up that's actually a man

>> No.55949076

Buy a laptop, develop software, and start a software company that grows successfully for years, then sell it.

>> No.55949094

>>55947999
Smart move, I'm accumulating it, along with SYLO because of how it unlocks the future of communications and its impact in the Futureverse ecosystem

>> No.55949095

Really glad I'm married
I at least know my wife is all woman

>> No.55949111

>>55949094
Wow. That's great. This conversation feels totally organic.

>> No.55949113

>>55949067
Look what up, fag?

>> No.55949114

>>55943159
This is your best bet

>> No.55949169

>>55948941
NXRA is the best doesnt go in all fields

>KREST IS THE BEST GOES IN ALL FIELDS

>> No.55949182

>>55941986
TOAD

>> No.55949885

>>55941986
Invest in the crypto market now that it is in a bear. Projects like ETH, SPOOL, LDO, and LBR are some projects I am bullish on.

>> No.55950312

>>55941986
Shiba inu
Xrp

>> No.55950339

Would've been easy during the bullrun. You missed your chance. The only shot you have is to get in on an ETH launch shitcoin and cross your fingers and hope for the best it rockets 333x and you get to cash out before another whale does.

>> No.55950342
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55950342

>>55941986
sauce on the thicc girl? who is she?

>> No.55951116

>>55942187
I just realized a massive oversight in my plan. How silly of me. This would only net you $999,999.99 . You would need to charge $33.34 for 1 of the 30,000 blowjobs in order to reach the defined goal of $1,000,000.

>> No.55951122

>>55942150
Problem with bonds is that they don’t keep up with inflation so you’re losing money, in a millennium your $1mil will be worth about $800 today.

>> No.55952609

>>55949067
anon...

>> No.55952789

>>55941986
DCA low caps
>RAIL, CCT, GHX

>> No.55954153

>>55947812
nigger has $3k, diversification is not key. all in one moonshot, and do everything in your power to meme it into reality.

>> No.55954195

>>55942826
Shut up and let them do it

>> No.55954225

>>55942187
>employ 300
how? If he already spend money on kneepads.
The solution is just give all the blowjobs by himself or give some starting one, then save money and expand business by hiring woman.

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