/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you want to know which way we are going to move for the rest of the day..
Look at the dollar, pull up DXY 1 minute charts
When Powell began, dollar began to dump; after he has finished, it already recovered back to where it was before he began, and is now breaking out to the upside
You know what that means.
Unless dollar reverses and goes red (which is doubtful, now that all the news has passed) market is going to close flat to red - we will not rally as dollar rallies

Jackson's bussy got me feelin good

STOP SELLING YOU CUNTS

RED ID ITS OVER
GREEN ID NEW BULL MARKET
dubs or trips i get aids and die

>>55938665

when is it considered a rate pause instead of a skip again?

bonjour!

FAGGOT OP

oh wait, this is not PMG

Reminder: puts are da wae

Are we bussin' or sussin'?

I dont know anything about anything

ooooooooooouuuuuuuuttttttttttt

DO I BUY OR DO I SELL WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? I AM GOING TO SHORT I REPEAT I AM GOING TO SHORT

Oil is up a bit. Would it be too much to ask the market to stop pooping on my oil and gas explorer?

MUMU YOU WEAKLING WHAT THE FUCK

Well interest is up
And the stock market's down
You only get yer ass gaped
If you go downtowwwwnnnnnnnn

I can set a stop loss
I can plot a pee poo line
Cuz a country boy can survive
Country folks will surviiiiiivveeeeee

>Pump on Jerome opening
>Dump at the end
>Crab the weekend

Who came up with this retarded scenario?

>>55938681

>>55938690
if energy doesnt hold today the market is unequivocally joever

>"Hello."
>Market dumps
>"2%, probably not gonna hike in September"
>Market pumps
>"K, bye."
>Market dumps

>>55938677
overcomplicated meme lines. Should draw a bit more to get them bullish

CRAB BROS LETS GOOOOOOO

>>55938668
If my post ends in Dubs your ID is actually red even though it looks green.

soxl trannies eat cum

Is buying a call and put on the same price during crab a viable strategy?

>>55938694
"who" indeed

IMAGINE LAGARDE WILL CRASH THE MARKET AT 3 PM AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

what kind of strange did Jerome pull at the Dead concert?

>>55938700
FUCK IVE BEEN FOUND OUT

Congratulations faggots this is the market you get when you're okay with literal robots pumping and dumping based on every syllable of a bullshit speech. Jesus fucking christ.

>>55938700
It's over

PT 432

>>55938714
and that's a good thing!

>>55938714
sell while you can

>>55938714
Nobody is okay with it they just can't do anything about it. I'd rather walk behind the steamroller than try to pick up pennies in front of it.

>>55938666
POST MORE FLATTIES

>>55938663
Longer yields just went back to green too, after dipping pretty far upon speech
2yr yield +8.3bps
Mumu.. it's not looking good for you, the reversal both in dollar and yields

>>55938714
>when you're okay with literal robots pumping and dumping based on every syllable of a bullshit speech
I'm not okay with it, but literally what the fuck can I do

>>55938714
Oh yeah bro my bad I totally forgot to topple the global financial system

alright just went all in on soxs

3 weeks down LET'S GO

>>55938729
wtf she's 12

BIDENCONICS ARE IN
VERDICT IS FINAL
BIDEN WILL FLY OVER MY HOUSE SHORTLY

>>55938714
You seem to be implying people here have a choice.

>>55938699
wonder what would happen if you put two of those f's next to each other...

I'm feeling a nice breezy 3% down close today what about you lads?

>>55938738
ya 12 out of 10

>>55938745
i feel like the market wants to do nothing
we could get the selloff later in the day i guess

SOXL bros I dont feel so good

>if the economy is doing too good we will have to raise rates

What did Jackson’s hole mean by this?

SP500 needs to close below 4630 and we have 3 weeks of lower lows

>>55938761
inflation isnt going down
gdp has to contract

>>55938761
That Jack is very wholesome

This will be remembered as the greatest tweet in stock market history. Crushing NVDA will be Cramer's magnum opus. It marked the top of the great 2023 bear market rally and the beginning of the 2023 - 2030 global depression

s&p really doesnt want to go red on the day
if it breaks red, its probably joever
>>55938767
god i love cramer, he really is helping us out

>>55938767
he must have seen the power of prompting

i'm heavily in kneepads

>>55938771
F

>>55938767
How can one man be such an absolute legend for all the wrong reasons?

>Powell says nothing shocking
>NVDA blowout earnings
Sooooo those were the potential negative catalysts, right bears?? How are you faggots going to twist this into some new spooky reason to sell? Fucking GAY ass market

I wasn't monitoring the markets in 2022. How kino was /smg/ during Jackson Hole 2022?

>>55938757
You better roll that forward, fren

>>55938780
"catalysts" like these are just specific timings for the big boys to sell
they dont care about the events themselves
heres a big boy stock market tip
they trade timeframes and dates. they dont care about anything else
they let the algos worry about sudden news drops

>>55938767
>its real

>>55938780
You can’t be serious right now

>>55938777
Checked… why do you think they let him put his set on the floor of the NYSE?

>>55938784
/smg/ is never kino
we have the worst posters on this website

>>55938780
Valuations are probably overstretched some up here desu masked by fag tech earnings

I fucking hate bears. This was supposed to be our day

I'm a bit disappointed, nothing is really happening in a way or the other, just smallish movements. Give me some real action ffs.

>>55938795
feels good to be one of those worst posters

>>55938803
2 year yield is up 7bps to 5.09%, that's a pretty big move

>>55938803
they smell the desperation in the options chain and try to hold the market still
should be obvious

ok boring, gonna have a nap (EU).

6 handles on the GDP now!!!!

>>55938796
Heh, no refunds.

>>55938788
there is always more volume = more liquidity = bestest environment for the biggest lardbuckets
during times like this they are unbothered, moisturized and happy in their lanes. focused and flourising

>tfw you're catching the TLT knife
GODDESS MADY GIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!
>>55938795
>is one of those posters
stop hitting yourself

>>55938822
if that's true get ready for 20% interest rates

>>55938822
sure gdpnow

>>55938693

reluctantly, the market creeps lower
will bobo ever cum??

Wow holy fucking shit I can't believe we're all the way back to 2022 levels of completely retarded selling. Fuck man humans are the worst.

OVER Mumu, this is it.

>>55938825

>>55938852
I wonder what the overall short % is right now, probably at all time lows

>>55938852
I know right? Oil should be $150 a barrel now. Wtf?

>>55938847
This is just foreplay

>>55938866
all summer was people getting forced out of shorts
skew got crushed
market exposed to have some weakness
maybe today it gets exploited

>>55938847
The great Cosmic Crab has decreed that none shall cum

>everything says line go up
>line go down
Someone explain this shit

lmao, (((they))) just pump and dumped the whole fucking market.

>>55938876
see
>>55938730
>>55938663

>>55938872
yeah after an insane 6 month run i'd say nobody is left short meaning there are potential air pockets below if stuff gets real nasty

Am I doing it right? If I sell now and never return I will only lose on taxes. Otherwise that money is mine forever.

Bought back some CCs at a modest 45% profit. Thanks for the free money.

Alright I just woke up. What's going on at Grand Teton?

nvidia free falling lmao

Weekly candle is now below last weeks close.
WE NOW HAVE 4 RED WEEK CANDLES DESCENDING WITH LOWER CLOSE
>WHERE IT STOPS
NOBODY KNOWS

>>55938885
Good enough to screencap, good enough to sell my man

>>55938893
literally nothing happened

>>55938883
i just want to see one more day where everyone is fucking scared and starts panic selling
its been so long
its been too long

>>55938900
Based aviation chud variant.

>there are people in this thread, at this very moment, who are reading this very post, who bought NVDA above $500 a share
L o l

>>55938885
Wwwoah what was this

>>55938885
bro, gtfo now

>>55938901
You've got a whole month of dumping coming up, don't get greedy

>>55938907

this is not fair bobo now I will have to worry all weekend

CMON MUMU, YOU CAN DO IT, BUY MORE.

I really dont want to work anymore
Im 40 years old and I have another 25 years to go before retirement
I want to golf, fuck my wife and make sure my daughters dont become whores. Is that really so much to ask?

>>55938878
I see the sixth finger on this ai pic

>it keeps dumping
lol, tranny soxl fucking shits

>>55938921
based golfbro what clubs do you play?

>>55938921
>I want to golf, fuck my wife and make sure my daughters dont become whores
You can only have one of these three things.

oh shit not stopping, ol

>>55938924
ever think that maybe you're just drunk and seeing things?

>>55938885
Holy wew, your 1m chart makes my 1m look like it was run by a retarded toddler. I kneel, master of smg.

>>55938921
That's me now at mid-30s. Just wanna drink play vidya and finger blast the wife

>>55938907
>"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

Once DXY hits 105, the real panic begins.
You may not realize it yet, but we've been caught up in a round of musical chairs. The fun begins when the music stops.

MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Link to speech?

>>55938876
>He thought clown world is over
Ask not for whom the honkler honks, he honks for thee

>>55938911
Sure am glad I hold BOIL rather than any of this dangerous gambling bullshit.

IF YOU DON'T PUMP In 5 MIN IT'S OVER.

>>55938876
What or who is everything?

>>55938952
https://www.bing.com/

NVDA sistertroons oh no no...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HZ_tx8aWuA

>>55938953
!!!!!

>>55938954
I don't even touch index ETF's unless they're leveraged or commodoties. I figure boomers dump all their money into them via 401(k)'s and there's no room there for no skill wagecucks like me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55938964
BEAUTIFUL

Yo, isn't MAUI an ISLAND? How are there 300 people missing? Can't you just go to the beach and into the low water? Wtf?

I wonder where SOXL will bottom this time around

>>55938978
Maui got totally fucked up dude, they're still finding bodies. A big-ass fire on an island is about as bad as a fire on a ship, they're gonna be finding remains for months and years.

its been a hot week.

>>55938983
18.5

i feel used and abused
like jackson's hole

>>55938972
best metallica song 2bh

>>55938988
But how? Can't you just head to the beach and lay in the water there?

>>55938991
wholesome

>>55938991
cute

I AM REEDEMING

>>55938929
I carry a mini bag of assorted clubs ive picked up from play it again and a big ass ping driver.

THAT BULLISH PIN ON THE DAX 4 hOURLY, (irony)

>>55938994
good luck

>>55939001
they had no time dude

>NVDA is down 12%+ from all time high after-hours $519.11 within 48 hours
>10% = correction
Will we see the 20% crash? :^)

>>55938991
Man, bears are fucking cool

>>55939001
They're liberals, hence the retardation.

>>55938991
so wholesome i could cry

I unironically bought.

>>55938919
you have to do a bit better than this bobo, I'm going to ruin my average if I buy now, everything is still almost at ATH.

>>55938934
Surely I can fuck my wife and not have whore daughters right?
Why would these be mutually exclusive?

>>55939018
Still posting AI lude girls, want me to reply with stupid NPC tiktoks?

holy shit
fucking trendline i drew a week ago
LMAO

>>55938991
if dangerous why so cute?

i cant wait to slurp nvidia cheapies sub 200

>>55939028
scoop if that's you then fuck off
and how is posting shittok correlated with posting ai qts?

WE ARE SO BACK

>>55938885
Don't forget! Time in the market beats timing the market!!!

>>55939028
i thought tik toks were illegal

>>55939028
I send those to my leftie friends so please

>>55939026
There's a solution, but you might find it, well, you know.

>>55939001
Police blocked some of the streets which caused residents to be trapped and burn to death.

>>55939038
Equally degenerate if not less. His AI girls are worse.

>>55938991
Imagine mumus having to watch this from inside their fenced in pastures while they wait on their owners to come pick them up on slaughterhouse day.

>>55939001
If they were already outside sure. If they weren't then they got fucked, and that's not getting into people running into the fire to try and save family and shit.

>>55939058
>Equally degenerate
um no sweetie...

I panic bought nvda puts at the lows

>>55939056
No, please can't be real. And what does that mean? Can't you fuckin walk? Isn't an island walkable!? don't tell me it's not a walkable city.

SHIT I WAS RIGHT

>>55939071
>at the lows
the lows haven't started yet

Wtf was that

WTFWT?

>>55939058
>loli porn is worse than webms of cattle being retards
Woodchipper, now.

>>55939079
my asshole,sorry jackson hole, releasing a submarine-sized shit

>>55939042
I don't have the guts to emulate it but what are you shorting to yield that kind of cheddar?

>>55939081
market hit my absolute bounce trendline, sorry

>>55939042
that saying is aimed at people who invest a bit more money than you did, little bro. Everyone can gamble with pocket change and get lucky.

realktalk how do i break a porn addiction?
i gave up smokes cold turkey but this is harder

>>55938665
Saved

mumus getting desperate

>>55939082
>loli porn which is essentially child porn isn't worse than people being retarded for clicks
Ok, Libfag.

>>55939094
Based conjurer.

>>55939103
ok moralfag
r*d*t is missing you

>>55939073
> Can't you fuckin walk?
Have you not learned anything about the average person over the last three years? The death toll in Maui is a combination of (liberal) government incompetence and sheepish people who follow the incompetents without trying to save their own skin. SAD

>>55939103
Both are unacceptable, no reason to rank them

>>55939042
HOW DID YOU DARE SHORT THE US!?

>>55939108
how much monero have you spent this year, be honest

MUMU WTF ARE YOU DOING?

>>55939093
Just some simple spy puts, luckily I sold some before the bounce.

>>55939096
Nothing special to do, just wait until you're 35 or so.

>>55939108
Actual pedophile, LMAO

>>55939110
No, I'm EU. We can still walk.

>>55938997
Best album too

Chess is the worst game ever made

>>55939132
im 38 and hornier than ever

>>55939103
Ah fuck I meant to put isn't instead of is. Loli porn is obviously worse than NPC webms and it's not even a discussion.

>>55939108
>>55939082
AGAINST THE VOLL! NAU!!!

I'M CRASHING THIS GAY MARKET

>>55939144
See >>55939141
It was a typo, loli is gross and NPC webms are funni.

Do you guys seriously jack it to children, real or imagined?

>>55939130
SPY puts are that valuable? I had no idea. Again, I kneel, I do love seeing bears win, the stock market is still discussed when they win and excellent videos and images are posted. Green days are terrible as mumus are retarded and post like it.

>>55939153
HMMM

>>55939132
39 and you're a low t faggot. You will be a tranny in 5-7 years. Cap this for yourself.

>>55939006
STOP REDEEMING THE STOCKS

>>55939141
lol, ok

>>55939144
>>55939135
>>55939127
3 r*dt troons in my /smg/
okay where's Scoops, we need to bring back the loli posting NOW

>>55939138
This is such an unfathomably retarded post that I am going to dedicate my entire life savings to chess-related stocks exclusively.

>>55939160
I crank my hog like a real man, to hardcore MILF fisting porn and random amateur e-thots sitting on rubber dicks.

>>55939138
No that's Cyberpunk 2077.

>>55938729
She's hot. Wish she was barefoot though

that bounce absolutely RINSED 0dte puts though
fucking love to see it

>>55939166
>chess related stocks

>>55939181
Of course she's hot, she's wearing a jacket to the beach, mister obvious.

>that 20 min bull trap
lmao

>>55939166
Is dedicate something like "pledge" so you won't do it in the end?

>>55939182
>The market is now a machine just dunking on options degens

Why is JPow trying to kill this country?

>>55939165
It's not cute or humorous man. Somebody needs to stop those little shits.

>>55939208
when most of the market volume every day is options into spy and qqq, thats the game that gets played
stocks are for your grandpa
our generations have to make, at a minimum, 500% every day JUST to keep up with inflation

I can’t wait till my next $200 dividend hits in a few weeks bros

>>55939210
>killing weimerica with the same poison it uses around the globe
BASED

So what's the outlook on NVDA? The news is trying to haltthe dumping how long can it hold back the dam?

>>55939220
lmao whatever happened to the loss to inflation pitcher saying shit gif guy?

I told you all to short NVDA, but you wouldn't listen. Now you will pay.

>>55939210
You kill what you love

>>55939226
>So what's the outlook on NVDA?
it's unironically ogre
kikes are going to spend the next 2 weeks trying to reel in the last few retail fucktards and then dump

>>55939221
>option income etfs
nigga you don't know how to sell a call yourself?

>>55939226
nvidia is going back to about $150 over the next 4 months

>>55939210
Just the government

>routers
We got a little ahead of ourselves yesterday. Back to printing money.

>>55939210
There was no real way out of interest payments on bonds going up to resolve things and it's still a bit of a fugazi since they can just print money to pay the servicing costs.

rinse puts one more time
get everyone out, then go lower

>>55939239
>>55939251
I'm away from my computer phone posting atm can anyone tell me what the put premiums are looking like? May get some decently long puts if they aren't insane

>>55938700
dammit

On a side note I see you are making new waifus. Keep up the good work.

Today is going to be flat, anons.
There has been absolutely huge option activity, across many stocks and indices this week
If we were to continue to sell off, too many puts would move further ITM
we also cannot rally, due to yields and dollar moving higher
Pin it here, 4378 SPX - cannot be allowed to move too far in either direction
Very boring crabbing rest of day
SPX will not close above or below plus or minus 0.3%

>>55939268
>buying options
you guys never learn dont you?

>>55938767
you magnificent bastard Cramer!

>>55939283
>>55938699
You were warned

Ok time to close my eyes and not look until Monday

>>55939293
>his t-shirt.

>>55939283
i dont think its a flat day bro
theres a lot of down pressure in the market
this is a net sold market right now
i think well close at the lows

>>55938924
That is proof she is Nephilim.

lol it's just a li-ACK

tell that to my 0DTE SPY calls already up 150% the last 30 minutes FAGS.

>>55938767
You don't even know what an NVIDIA is.

>>55938767
how does he do it? he just has the boomer power of saying something seemingly benign that could be wrongly interpreted for the worst possible outcome. frankly he's a legend, kike or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>>55939304
I know. I love it!

>>55939325
>/smg/ posting upbeat songs after nvda shit the bed
we're fucking back guys

>>55939285
I don't have the capital to buy common stock outright especially at the levels NVDA is trading at. 100 shares would cost over 40k. Stop mythologizing options as if they're some taboo, out of reach mythical strategy. I hedge my bets

>>55939293
lol what is up with that shirt

so why was jackson hole so bullish?

>OOOH I'M RESEARCHIIIIIING
t. you

lol idiots

>>55939335
>buying options
>buying
>not selling

>>55939341
Calm before the storm.

>>55939344
>t.

trend lines work bros >>55939032

>>55939333
eh. news?

>Krugman did go too far
https://twitter.com/i/status/1695079938074743161

>>55939341
It would be a bit too cliche for this year to repeat last year don't you think?

>>55939341
It wasn't bullish, just not that bearish
The fact that indices are green despite the fact Jpowz said that rates could still be raised is kinda funny

Anybody wanna argue that this market isn't just a moneyprinting machine for the rich? I'm not mad, such bullshit was to be expected, I even called for mumu but c'mon. This is just a casino.

>>55939341
If you were a wealthy elite and got to take turns raping and watching a 12 year old girl in a talking chair get tortured to death last night you'd be throwing all your money at the stock market right now too.

>>55939344
>me loading up on NVDS purely because i saw it was wobbling

>>55939370
baggie unpost this

>>55939367
there jews right now buying puts at every peak and buying calls at every bottom and just making infinite money and laughing at you

Damn, I sold the dip, that was rough

>>55939042
how’s that time in the market?

>>55939370
kek the baggie haters are gonna screencap this one

I have $250 to my name in a brokerage account. What should I gamble it on to make the most money?

>>55939341
Priced in unironically. This whole selloff was a buildup to this speech.

>>55939389
Lottery tickets

>>55939350
Are you retarded, anon? Or are you just parroting meme phrases of other posters? Selling options comes with infinite losses if you don't own the underlying that your writing contracts for. Yo go ahead and sell naked shares I'll laugh and wait

>>55939391
What ticker is that?

Lordstown, Nio, Xpeng, Rivian, all shit pump and dump stonks. Now Vinfast is poomping, I am going to short the ever living shit out these rice patty EV go-karts.

>>55939392
Some people here have done this and were until now lucky enough to not get rekt. When the time comes, they'll know.

>>55939389
if its make or break its gotta be NVDA

>>55939353
straight up midnight

>>55939392
i just dont get it, why do people insist on doing low probability things?
are they retarded or something?
are you living off buying options or something?
I find it hard to believe.
people fomo into options when iv is high only to be disappointed soon after.
you sound like an options seller.
a real kike

>>55939406
I don't have enough to buy even one (1) share

>>55939367
always has been, but they use to at least pretend it wasn't and gave the poors their dignity.

>>55938795
>>best posters

There, all fixed.

>>55939414
For every seller, there is a buyer (Craykrai) You buy some shitty stock (soxl) and you sell options to degens. Sell things only you would buy (Meaning they're worthless)
>>55939416
FDs man

>>55939430
I don't have options permissions on IBKR :(

>>55939416

If you had purchased a 455 0dte put instead of zooming you could have moneys now.

>>55939430
here is another one.
most things for sale are not worth buying.
or else, they wouldnt be for sale.

>>55939441
OH NO!? I'm sorry bro. Apologies. I will order you a pizza or something fo
>f

Baking

>>55939414
You didn't even know what iv was more than a few days ago when myself and other anons had to explain to all you retards all this week before NVDA earnings. Nothing you said was a response to anything I said.. this is me and ur girl why you lose money sitting at Starbucks on your laptop trying to trade

>>55939477
This guy is honestly one of the most based men to ever live.

>>55939380
El judio?

>>55939390
>>55939361

and now my volatility positions are red again, on a friday.
so annoying
just dump spy down to 2600 already

>>55939414
smart people sell options
dumb people buy them
well.. generally
when iv is very low you just want to buy options anyway because youre not getting a good enough price on selling

>>55939477
stop assuming.
relax.

>>55939477
not the guy you're responding to, just an experience I had recently at a family reunion, talking to my brother in law who graduated from George Town business school (MBA)
>did you invest in TUP?
>no I generally don't buy sky high implied volatility meme stocks, unless it was to sell premium on that high IV
>what's IV?
Lol. Even MBA fags don't know what IV is. It's shocking how little normies know.

>>55939245
I put my options money into tsly. It’s just another revenue stream.

I wanted to put 1k a month into my brokerage acc and tsly helps. I put in $500 a month + 200 from tsly +200 from other divies and I’m rolling.

My 401k gets 5% w/ employer match. My savings gets 1k. My drip is off it’s just money

>>55939444
I agree that nearly none of it is valuable (objectively) I just wanna fleece some out of there to buy pmg or physical assets as a hedge against clown world.

MUMU!?

>>55939266

>>55939501
Georgetown** lol - now who is the retard?? (me)

My panic NVDA puts are getting bailed out now. Based

wheres the guy that said nvidia was only going to go up forever earlier this week
im still here, still laughing, lmao

>>55939370
>Talking chair
Can someone filll me in on this one or am I going to have to ask my boomer neighbor again?

>>55939500
>talks shit
>gets responded to
>doesn't like it
>'relax'
Lol and you called me a kike? The jew cries out in pain as he stabs you in the back

Poop in my butt

>>55939504
Honestly an ETF that just sells TSLA options is kind of hilarious. While covered call ETFs are generally trash due to lack of market timing, TSLA options tend to be pretty systemically overpriced because there are so many deranged shorts out there just willing to endlessly light their money on fire.

>>55939392
You're making it sound like you can sell an option without buying one and this is news to me.
Can anyone explain?

we're so b-ack

>>55939560
>sell an option without buying one
I don't trade options but can't you write them? I mean they have to come from someone.

Ok, now I'll go for a nap. ANd maybe short at close.

New
>>55939574

>>55939574

>>55939574

>>55939553
You mean shorting the car company, with average margins, that is ten times worth what it should be?

>>55939560
You can sell puts without owning the underlying, but if you get assigned by whoever owns the put exercising it you now owe your brokerage however much a hundred shares of that stock at the strike you picked cost. You can very easily get your asshole turned inside out doing something like this and it's why nobody should sell naked options where they don't own the underlying, that's very advanced shit you should only do if you really know what the fuck you're doing and preferably are gambling with someone elses money. A lot of brokers won't even let you sell naked options.

>>55939370
Sometimes I forget what a wicked world we live in and wonder when God is going to smite them down.

>>55939560
You write the contracts by creating a "sell to open" position. When doing this naked ie not owning the specified amount of shares that your contracts fulfill then you can be in for max pain

>>55939582
Yes, I mean endlessly shorting a cult stock due to valuation, regardless of cost.

>>55939596
>>55939601
Alright well shit I've been doing naked options for awhile and this could've fucked me over big time.
Shit I need to know for the big leagues. Thank you anons.

>>55939553
It gets worse bro. They don’t own any shares of the company.

They use synthetic shares w/ flex options to generate premium

>>55939618
Just remember that anything naked refers to selling something without owning it proper

>>55939096
Don't look at it or anywhere it could normally pop up. Find other shit to fill your time where you'd normally fap

>>55939377
blue board problems

>>55939545
you are the one who assumed that you taught the whole damn board about what IV is.
thats usually known as a delusion.

>>55939638
Pretty sure that's how most of those ETFs operate.

>>55939130
>luckily
okay so you're full of shit, eat a rusty nail and wash it down with bleach you cumsucking child