/biz/ - Business & Finance

How are you feeling after today, Mr. Anon?

For me it's Cleveland-Cliffs Inc., Ticker: CLF.

KO cheapies?

>>55933047
Incredibly intelligent.

>>55933047
good. predicted the week exactly. i'm learning.

>>55933047
soon i will buy the cheapies and i will be smug about it

What's happening with Jack's Onahole again? Can I get a QRD?

>>55933022
>checked
HOW DARE YOU REUSE AN OP PIC
>>55933044
>checked
>company that is needed to do this thing
I bet it's one of the big 4 then.
Deloitte, PWC, EY, KPMG
very sad places to work.

Bobo.... my bussy hurts.... please...

NVDA call gamblers were so cocky this morning. Inverse /smg/ sentiment seems to do really well

anything interesting happening tomorrow?

>>55933084
I thought it was Jackson's bussy

>>55933055
checked and kek'd

>>55933072
You must be a fellow BOIL trader then. Either that or a tech troon shorter!

>>55933084
Rumors around the country club are that they're going to try to reincarnate the bogdanoff twins this year.

>>55933047
good, nothing much happened for me, slight gains, no losses. business as usual. but then again, I am not a directional degenerate like most of /smg/

>>55933096
AMC to merge ape/amc2 or whatever the fuck the new q is
Should be blood red for like the 5 day in a row

QRD on why markets have been dumping hard all day? What did Jackson Hole do to make Nvidia earnings obsolete?

i am mostly here for the memes.

@Baggie
I'm sorry to inform you that your ai gen service is cukked

>>55933117
I have short calls apparently it's AMC4 now? Whatever I'm still making money shorting the mentally ill baggies

WE'RE STUCK HERE FOR TWO MORE YEARS. PUTS EXPIRE WORTHLESS, CALLS EXPIRE WORTHLESS. DIRECTION NIGGERS BTFO

>>55933047
My anus is bleeding

>>55933118
Nvidia earnings didn't matter; there's no fundamental value.

>>55933108
Fake baggie that's not your trip

>>55933118
USA is big dumb
Usually that's not a problem because only dipshits get into power anyway but this time divestment might actually happen

>AI Bubble
>Bull tards will DCA for a few years just to break even
It’s like they don’t want to retire early

>futures

>>55933118
Jackson Hole is tomorrow, bobos are being set up for slaughter today

>>55933145
Whats going on here?

>>55933138
actually that was my original trip from before i switched to a secure tripcode.

>>55933126
do you have something better that costs the same price?

>>55933102
Neither, basically, I'm a one man illuminati is the only way I can begin to explain it.
And I can't elaborate further.

>>55933134
So you just short volatility then.

>>55933126
>buy premium.
>type:
>girl with two hands with 5 fingers on each hand.
>get 6 girls with no hands

the power of bidenomics.

>AI Bubble
>Bull tards will DCA for a few years just to break even
>CISCO 2.0
It’s like they don’t want to retire early

I just got back from work

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHY DID WE GIGA DUMP

>>55933152
reddits latest meme stock bagholders prepare themselves for the coming years as an ape

>>55933155
what's your time worth? I assume you have a computer with a relatively newer graphics card.

>>55933158
Hands too hard
You will jerk off to ai slop and be happy

>>55933047
Like a gluttonous pig after by big SLURRRRRP

>>55933140
>divestment
Kek what a midwit take. No one can divest from the zog dollar because that's how everyone conducts trade and there is no alternative because no one trusts each other's faggot 3rd world currency as much as they trust the ZOG dollar, it's that simple.
The real problem is the ZOG dollar aka the Eurodollar is hugely deflationary at the best of times and now they have made it that much more deflationary by adding a 5% bonus staking incentive to the ponzi token.

>>55933158
KEK
>>55933167
JEJ

Can someone tell me what the fuck is Jackson Hole and why it matters?

>>55933022
HOLY FUCK SELL ALL YOU NVIDIA STOCK. SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>55933180
It's in Wyoming

>>55933180
>Jackson Hole
Michael Jacksons butthole

>>55933176
Zog also runs russia so who knows
Its not like money changers are known for putting down deep roots

>>55933184
ohhhhhhh

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that has to be bad.

>>55933155
I stand corrected, sorry sir
>>55933162
>It's like they don’t want to retire early
I'm just tryna survive as a NEET man

>>55933137
Man I fuckin knew that AI would be the next Dot Com Bubble, people are gonna get heemed when September and October rolls around the corner.

>>55933189
I hate that you can't sail to Wyoming. There are very few states like that, it really bothers me.

>>55933180
The entire federal reserve isolates from society for a week so they can build up the gumption to crash the economy in order to preserve the dollar

>>55933194
desu if zog left the US would be immediately "impoverished" but it would be for the better, like when they left Russia.

>>55933055

I lost $300 and would have lost more if I didn't think to set 2% trailing stops last night, it doesn't even really sting anymore, I lost less a few months back and was hating myself all week over it, maybe it hurt more last time because I didn't have stops at the time and thought I lost thousands

>>55933198
>Man I fuckin knew that AI would be the next Dot Com Bubble
AI is actually really useful but Nvidia is 90% bullshit.

>>55933209
>like when they left Russia
when did they leave russia?

>>55933140
>42% of the global market share
You anti-american fags will never learn, don't bet against the USA, the best part of American is that our "leaders" don't fucking matter because industry owns their wrinkly asses

>>55933170
i'm using a 3.7 ghz processor with no separate gpu.

>>55933218
They trickled into here from Russia. Sometime mid 20th century.

>>55933224
Pentium 4 Extreme Edition?

>>55933209
>When ZOG left Russia
Hahahaha, oh fuck, good joke anon

If my calls expire worthless I’m withdrawing all my money into cash and speeding up collapse

>>55933232
Only some of them

>>55933237
something like that, yeah

>>55933156
Oh, good then, at least you have the fun variety of schizo delusions.

What do we think of Covestro?
Adnoc wants to acquire them, but covestro's management isnt really willing to talk so far. But today 2 top 15 investors urged the management to talk anyway.
Interesting to buy call options? Buy call december 50, pay 5~, and if management does decide to talk it can easily spike to 55, so an easy money doubler?

>>55933194
>Zog also runs russia so who knows
They don't, at least not as directly as you imagine.
Putler just showed what he thinks of uppity kikes trying to push him around.

>futures

>>55933253
Spend money on a new Ryzen laptop you Jewish kike

So when Powell speak tomorrow? Also, isn't Jackson hole getting teamed for several days?

>>55933270
Qrd?
t. Hadn't bought a new laptop since 2016 or 2017

IM SORRY MS JACKSON

>>55933271
10:05 EST

>>55933278
AMD is outdated again, you missed like an entire cycle. Just get a new Intel CPU, stay away from the ones with "eco" cores or whatever, those are fucking useless.

>>55933267
>my portfolio getting sent to the shadow realm today

>>55933293
K thanks

>>55933047
Breddy gud and you? I'm going to take a crooze later this afternoon in my new car. It has come time in the break in period for a longer drive. Maybe a 1 hour highway type thing where I will see moo cows and possibly alpacas.

>>55933278
Ryzen is the new hotness. Intel gay. AMD have less botnet type shit built in. Ryzen is actually pretty nice, I've had a Ryzen 2300U since like 2018 and it has been solid.

>>55933084
Fed people go there and make speeches. The market freaks out about the specific words and phrases used in said speeches.

https://www.gekko-computer.de/en/30432.html

double cpu.
total cache is 35 mb which is pretty massive considering this thing costs 370 euros.

1u rack makes too much noise though.

$WOOF puts treated me well today boys. What do you guys think is gonna happen with $HIBB tomorrow?

>>55933307
Can you scoop me up on the way dawg? I just need a ride to the liqua sto. I'll find my way back home on my own

>>55933313
supermicro btw.
i will be getting this when pc budget is allocated.
cheap and efficient.

>>55933318
I will hook up a trailer

nope i don't think electric cars will ever be for me

I've never had anything but problems with AMD shit. Every time I've gotten tricked into buying an AMD cpu, I've always had some kind of issue or another. I'm an INTcel 4ever now.

post more webms of the fat scene whore

>>55933327

I got drunk today and bought soxl.

Well, well, well. What a lovely sight to wake up to.

>>55933344
What time? It wasn't too early I hope

>>55933349
He'd to refresh it a couple times to make sure it wasn't some kind of glitch, didn't you?

I WAS GONNA BUY SOME PUTS
BUT THEN I GOT HIGH

I sure am glad we could find a bottom for oil
Was worried for a moment.

>>55933369
Honestly yes. I slept through market hours fully expecting the retardpump to continue into today.

>>55933344
>>55933349
>these two posts one after the other
kek!

Today I lost about $3100
Should I spend another $750 for some art that I like?

>>55933387
Man it was absolutely glorious to see all those smug MUMUs get heemed beyond belief.

I tried to warn them very early way before all the bloodshed began, but of course they wouldn't listen and mocked me
>>55927980
>>55927912
>>55927776

>>55933412
>buying NFTs in 2023

>>55933379
if energy sells off more its going to be really bad for the market so look for a bounce
they need some sort of safe haven trade to try to prop the market up with now that tech is starting to bite it
they actually were using xle this way the last couple weeks
this market is just one giant game of hot potato but eventually someones gonna drop it

>>55933344
get a breathalyzer for booting up computer.

>>55933416
It's a physical art...

>>55933414
Some large portion of Nvidia is from Israel. Idk if you guys knew that or how to trade on it, just thought it was interesting.

>>55933424
yes you should
art goes up during recessions
same with whisky

>>55933412
Women buy things as therapy, but you will never be one.

>>55933437
>same with whisky
Not the garbage I drink unfortunately.

soxl tech troons finna rope

>>55933434
The CEO of Nvidia is directly related to the CEO of AMD. AMD and Intel collude to fix the markets and prices on cpus. All of tech is a big incestuous fuckpit, which makes sense when they're actually arms of the MIC. Betting against nvidia or intel is a stupid idea beyond close to the strike puts playing volatility.

>>55933424
Post image so I can give you my opinion.

>>55933450
Nah I bought even more

>>55933455
You better not right click on his expensive NFT and save it for free anon. You wouldn't do that to him I know

>>55933455
No, I don't want to get doxxed. It's currently on display at a place near where I live.

>>55933452
Post your positions.

>>55933457
What happens when theres no more cash to keep buying?

>>55933467
Same thing as last year when you absolute retards kept saying dumb shit like that

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>>55933460
The whole thing with NFT's being used to trade ownership of a picture hosted somewhere was an intentional astroturf to kill it in the crib, and a big one at that. They make more sense if you're using them as proof of ownership for physical goods like the title of a home or to prove some luxury good is actually authentic. Instead someone saw a great opportunity to launder money via wash sales and hyping up retards so now the whole thing is a meme and nobody will touch it anymore.

>>55933467
>he doesn’t have infinite cash

>>55933176
The Euro is the second biggest reserve currency and could be used instead of the Dollar. I think

>>55933462
Just remember those life sized Ryza statues are fragile.

>>55933483
How do I into infinite cash?

>>55933467

Folks, this is Bidenomics at work

>>55933491
idk what that even is
What I'm looking at is a painting for my wall. It's abstract, but looks kind of like a stock chart (but it's not one of those stock chart arts)

>>55933492
Open a federal reserve

>>55933463
I DCA NVDA and INTC like most do SPY for my set and forget investing, everything else is degenerate gambling the likes of which should get me kicked off my brokerage. There might even be a few shares of meme stocks in there for a laugh.

>>55933486
where is the swiss franc?

>>55933481
Yeah, NFTs actually make sense from a certain perspective. Monkey jpegs ain't it though. Remember when Seth Green couldn't make his NFT show because he got hacked and his jpg got stolen? What a fucking joke.

>>55933253
Go out to faceberg kiketplace and buy a used gaming tower pc. Will take you maybe 1-2 hours to set up the computer and install the bootlegged models from /h/ ai generals

But don't be a coomer

>>55933516
why INTC?

>>55933530
INTC have triple the revenue as NVDA

>>55933462
Ok, but understand that I can't help you if you won't help me help yourself.

>>55933530
Because they're part of the american military industrial complex just as much as raytheon or lockheed martin and you make money investing in defense related stocks. Because they're getting an assload of funding from uncle sam to bring their chip fabs back to the US. Because they have a monopoly on market share for cpus and probably will until the day I die. A variety of reasons.

>>55933516
How much did you lose?

>>55933556
Why do you retards always act like everyone trades on daily or weekly time frames??

>>55933575
How long have you been dca’ing baggie? 2 years? 3 years?

>invest in index fund
>get guaranteed income
Why is life so easy bros

>>55933556
I'm up pretty significantly overall thanks to nvda, down about 8% on INTC from when I started buying it at 40$ but have continued to DCA it heavily since it looks to have bottomed. On all the meme shit I am heavily blood red. I suck ass at options so I don't mess with them anymore and my life is a lot simpler for it.

>>55933584
>invest in index fund
>get "guaranteed" income
>actually get losses

>>55933518
Among "others".

>>55933590
And yet you wont show your overall gains and why you’re DCA’ing from your losses

>>55933462
Well then just go ahead because we already know it's (You) and everyone everywhere recognizes you from the Rocker vid!

GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

>>55933590
Are you the 250k SPX guy?

>>55933635
Meds, bobocuck.

Rip big boss prigo. Buy lockheed

>>55933646
therrrrrrrrrrrre heeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiis, permamumu

>>55933623
Yeah I don't do the whole "screenshot your broker account and post it on the internet" thing. My poorfolio is barely over the PDT limit and three quarters of it is just nvda and intc, the memes I just bought for the lulz and don't expect to actually do anything. Buffet said invest in what you know and I knew about gayman pc's so I invested in the companies whose products I liked to buy, shit worked out bretty gud that old fart might be smart or something.

>>55933462
If you really want the art then gift it to yourself but NOT as any form of consolation relation to the losses. Do it because you have "all that money" from your success in life (and you are a success in life even though you have an extremely difficult time believing/accepting that), and seeing it every day in your new apartment will bring you more badly needed joy. As always, BLESS YOU, Anon.

>>55933646
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVING SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME

Another day. Feel like shat. Think it's the weather and pollen doing it. Wife's got it to. Guess my "fun sexy time" is off for this weekend. Hell even if my Wife dressed as a nurse I don't think I could get any "reaction" going that's how fucked I feel. Did buy some DIS though on the dippy today. Then right afterward the medicine I took kicked in and I feel asleep at my desk.

>>55933682
The based permabull crew?

>>55933645
no

>>55933680
Just admit that you’re down 70% YTD

I was long since EOD yesterday and reversed my position this morning when price looked like it was gonna come back.

Bulls make money bears make money piggies get slaughtered.

>>55933688
recommend a good Soft Femdom hentai

>>55933690
TRYNA GO FUCK THAT NAUTICAL
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>>55933583
Since SOXL was under 7 lmao how bout you?

>>55933022
Just got off work, wtf happened? NVDA earnings happened like 24 hours ago and saved the market.

LMT
MCD
DIS

GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>55933682
Thanks for posting. I love this bobo

>>55933723
why not sell that in the high 20's?
and pick that shit up again in the teens..

>>55933681
>gift it to yourself but NOT as any form of consolation relation to the losses
Yeah, it has nothing to do with my losses. I only really mentioned that because this is a business and finance board and I need to stay at least tangentially on topic. But on that note... it's near the end of the month and I do have a lot of extra money. I could buy the dip, but idk if it's gonna keep dipping or not. I don't want to take a short position, because I always fuck that up. I can just leave it in my savings account, or I could buy some art.

>>55933379
>>55933417
CTA oil computers are likely to do some oil selling. I’d love to see XLE take out the 52w high at $95 though

Chamath's inner poo is obviously craving some new pump and dumps.
Got to handle it to him, he is what other Pajeets wish they could be. Not a single thing he touches is anything other than shit but he is able to redeem on milkdrinkers every time

>>55933293
I havent bought on in years and they are still selling the same models as they were during the pandemic with 4 year old gpu's.

>>55933421
I need one for sending txt messages late at night.

>>55933753
Yeah, buy the art, you for sure get a return on that.

>wti bounces hard back above $78
>twice
From the depths of "it's so over" rises an invincible "we're so back"

>>55933753
>>55933785
I mean, a return of joy, which is very important, especially when constantly battling against the lack thereof.

>>55933752
Because timing the top is nearly impossible, and plenty of people sold at 45 before it went to like 70. I'm aiming to hold until it's 50+, maybe then I'll swap it for something else

>>55933785
Well $750 isn't really "investment grade" art.
I actually do have one piece of investment art that.. uh... I got for free when it went through the artistic equivalent of it "fell off a truck".
>>55933798
Yes I do like to look at my art

>>55933744
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>fuck Biden, fuck the FBI, free Trump, send all glowniggers to gitmo

>>55933486
No it couldn't you fucking idiot. Also I hope you're not suggesting the eurodollar has anything to do with the euro. The eurodollar has more to do with Cyberpunk 2077 than it has to do with the €

>>55933802
>like to look
Understood, I make very simple art (all that I am capable of).

>>55933801
and how would those that held would know to sell at 70? those that did take profits have profits vs those that hope

KEK BAGGIES

This economic collapse will end with glowniggers being tried for treason. You hear me DHS glowniggers? You're fucking DONE.

>>55933820
The piece I'm looking is on display for another couple weeks, so I have some time to decide (unless someone else buys it first).
My other option for using my money is to commit myself to an in-patient psychiatric institution and invest in my mental health
But that would probably be throwing good money after bad lol
I think I'll buy the art

>>55933785
Most art gives zero returns, and no more joy than you'd get looking at something you could acquire or create yourself for "free".

>>55933810
You're retarded

>>55933845
All my DHS boys love to invest in PLTR, I wonder why?

>>55933851
I prefer fucking girls from tinder and then letting them play with my water color paints afterwards. The best art is from people you have some sort of relationship with.

>>55933344
I bought SOXL.
At 9:45 AM PST.

>>55933714
I'm down more than that on the memes, but YTD my entire portfolio is up 31% because the bulk of it isn't memes and is instead the least gay tech companies.

FRONT ROW AT THE MASS GAMES
UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>55933344
I got high and panic sold my soxs for a loss pre market
then bought soxl, then panic sold that for a loss
then bought soxs, and panic sold at a smaller loss
now im here with nothing but my dick

oh but i made back like $100 on a put

>>55933857
I tend to agree. Most of my own art consists of landscapes I've painted from past photos/memories.
It's not truly free, in the sense that buying paints, brushes, canvas, stretcher bars, and especially frames all cost money. There's also the opportunity cost of time spent. Certainly nice to be able to appreciate the fact that you've created something on your own though, not to mention the satisfaction whenever some visitor gives praise and I get to point out that I, myself, was the one who painted it.

>sold my SQQQ + SOXL this morning
>tried being a swingie
FUCK

>>55933851
>t. niggermind

>>55933911
today was very rough
try again tomorrow

SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are sand in all but the name. The desire for newer, faster, more is unsustainable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networkinging gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, and all that other bullshit that people and the government don't have enough money to buy are not needed. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, it won't be enough to convince consumers to upgrade from their 10-year-old i5 2500k. The disdain for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: not semiconductors.

SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the "best" companies the semiconductor space has to offer then pushes their already horrific returns to your advantage with 3x inverse leverage, all responsibly managed via daily rebalancing to boot. SOXS counteraligns your economic interests with meme stocks like Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. """tech companies""" with unnecessary products, not ad companies making billions a day off boomers' eyeballs. In the last 28 hours, SOXS has exploded over 1.12x yet still we are early. Semiconductor contraction will proceed exponentially until every viable space runs on mechanical devices, hydraulics, and pencil and paper. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and obviously compelling outcomes make it so. The rejection of increasingly complex and unreliable sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage out of everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>>55933854
The EU is our bitch, they aren't competition at all

>>55933848
If you truly need that help, get it, even if it ain't "perfect/flawless". Do what you really need to do to mi.

>>55933958
shhhhhhhhhh

>>55933964
Europe is a lie propped up by the CIA. All the Euros were killed during WW1.

https://www.alphaquery.com/stock/NVDA/volatility-option-statistics/180-day/put-call-ratio-volume

Put to Call ratio on the 180 day chart for NVDA is 3.67. What does that mean to you mumu?

>>55933986
it means some retards got trapped 3 months ago and have been getting their assholes fucked and once they resolve their underwater positions, the stock is going back to $150

BETR feels like a no brainier EZ 2x tomorrow lads

>>55934007
Probably true. I'm not touching it though.

>>55934007
slurp the heckin dipperino bros!

There is a rumor going around that 3% inflation will be good enough. How will that affect things?

>>55933942
I am going to try again next week but fingers crossed

>>55933986
Everyone is bearish, that means the bulls win.

>>55934034
It means the real rate of inflation (money printing) will be closer to 8-10% in perpetuity instead of 5-7%

>>55934034
Bullish
2% was always the lower bound of the acceptable range. The Fed really should have been doing more to get it up to at least 2.5%. Anything below 2% is getting too close to deflation. 4% and above is too inflationary.

Anything here?

>>55934034
nope, over and over and over and over, it's getting taken to 2. Krugman has no say so, thankfully.

>>55933905
Retard

>>55934034
it means black people are going to become more unruly and steal more things
jerome will never stop his fight for 2% inflation

>>55934050
Why is your phone so long nigger?

>>55934050
youre going to be underwater the entire time you hold that and then sell it for a major loss

>>55934057
Great take, and actually true.

>>55934057
Are you talking about the lunchtime rowdies?

>>55933047
Impatient for the S&P 500 to go back to 3700.

>>55934074
im talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xa7et4gW8k

>>55934081
would

I made a Twitter. Nobody shares my same financial niche on 4chan anymore

>>55934034
>3%
Sorry, best I can do is 10%. That's another Biden win!

https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

>>55934142
What's your particular financial feti— uh, niche?

>>55934142
It's called X now.

>>55933998
>>55934042
The duality of /smg/

>>55934064
Im glad scene girls went extinct

>>55934155
Swaps. I just want to talk about rates and spreads all day, with a side of index investing.

>>55934186
I have literally only seen CRBP pajeet go on a spread spergathon here. And even he stopped doing that.

>>55933964
You're so afraid, you blow up european pipelines, nigger
>>55933972
Sure thing, pancho

>>55934091
No anon! That's RACEMIXING!!!

>>55934186
I would become a swap/rate/bond fag just for you, anon.

Ur a fren

>>55934197
Yeah I usually post them on threads in the main board. /smg/ barely cares about bond convo’s beyond just fed predictions. But even the main board hasn’t had anything good in forever. I’ve been forced to make a Twitter when I want to be productive with my shitposting

i loaded the fucking boat with spy puts this morning, almost regretting not selling them but i'm committed to my thesis of big fuck coming
my source? it came to me in a dream

>>55934211
It’s ok, it was bound to happen. I’ll still shitpost, it just feels bad because I’ve been a 4chan maximalist forever

>>55934227
its a good bet
i have puts on as well

>>55934221
I care, just not enough to reply generally.

>>55934227
Sending this to Dr. Shekelstein

>>55934199
>you blow up european pipelines, nigger
And you don't do anything about it lol

>>55934186
You mean macro and geopolitical stuff like the BTP-Bund spread? Or credit spreads within the US? All of the above?

>>55934240
pls no

>>55934221
/smg/ not caring about bonds is useful economic data
i didnt tell you this, dont care about bonds

>>55934056
alright buddy
you're the one holding onto a 3x during these times

Rough day at the office huh?

>>55933787
We’re so back.

Let’s go $90

>>55934313
It's a rough day wherever I am

>>55934316
I regret selling pbr. They cut divvy and stock still incredibly bullish

>>55934304
Yes, it's the only way to make it

>>55934313
Yeah, my boss needed that... report?... by end of day.

>>55934364
layoffs are coming id suggest not being shit at your job or youll be gone in the first round
alternatively, dont work

>>55934313
I had to take a shit in a porta potty in 110 degree heat
Single most diffcult thing Ive ever done

>>55933162
> Prints a gorillion dollars
> Nothing personal, kid

Short it and post it, Its going to 2 trillion dollars

do we still have any hold outs? I'm up 300% on puts, and will continue to hold until /smg/ turns bearish

how we feeling?

What happened to Nvidia?

>>55934382
Id like to add that it was all burger kings fault
I sweae, this time for real, I'm done with the king!

>>55934392
Suicidal

>>55934392
I will NEVER turn bearish, I'm a patriotic American who would never turn my back against my own country.

When is the ideal time to shorting Disney, Warner bros etc?

Like I should keep shorting during strike and then short if the writers get what they want?

>>55934417
Based, I too value Israel over my own prosperity. Let's make out.

>>55934417
I don't think they let people trade stocks in gitmo, dude.

>>55934376
>alternatively, dont work
Wait is this an option?

>>55934313
I didn't go office today. I did do my crooze though. I did not see any cows. I did see a bunch of road construction which interfered with my ability to exceed the speed limit as desired. The car did get a chance to exceed 75mph for the first time though. It seemed to engine that.

>>55934417
Where were you all day with that attitude when all the bobos were calling for you?

>>55934034
The Fed loses all credibility and significantly harms America if they don’t get to their 2% stated goal. Everyone always asks Powell if he’ll compromise at a higher number and he always flatly says 2% is it and there’s no compromise on it

>but the Fed could inflate the debt away!

That’s not Powell’s problem. Democrats need to accept entitlements cuts, Republicans need to accept tax increases, and both parties need to accept national defense budget cuts if they want to pay off the debt. It won’t be paid off any other way

>>55934476
>Everyone always asks Powell if he’ll compromise at a higher number and he always flatly says 2% is it and there’s no compromise on it
Sauce for this remarkable assertion?

Is it just me or is one of those mr beast kids becoming a tranny danny? Idk what id do if some shit like that happened
One day you are just making some normie tier bullshit on the tubes and the next day theres some mentally ill freak that has found his way into your inner circle. I guess you would just tell him to take a hike but i assume people might get mad at the beast for that

>>55934452
of course it is
everything in life is a choice

>>55934034
Bonds will blow up

>>55934476
>accepting less because we need 1 percent less inflation
absurdity, bobos should be sent to gitmo

So who's got the in on all of the cotton and pro/anti Trump mugshot t shirts that get sold to everyone and unites the entire country and starts making everything better again.


Listen


This is the focal or inflection point.


Everything is going to start changing slowly but the direction is moving. You're either positioning your chips accordingly or you're behind on everything.

>>55934476
>both parties need to accept national defense budget cuts
Wont happen as long as isreal is the only democracy in the middle east
I just dont get why those stinky camel jockies cant into voting so we can have peace!

>>55934511
Thanks, just sold the trump mugshot nft for 1 million.

>>55934511
Feds 4 Gitmo 2024

Should I stack up Cloudfare, Mongo and Snowflake? They all seem to be technology that is expanding rapidly and that could be acquired by a large cap stock with a huge premium

>>55934482
I’ll try to dig it up. It would help if I could remember what Senator asked him why 2% inflation is the goal and he explained that economic research states that 2% inflation is always what countries should aim for when it comes to price stability

Very important financial news video:
https://youtu.be/yq0_ApTwNH4

>>55934476
Entitlement cuts are most effective way as long as employment remains tight.

>>55934539
Fed official policy as a reserve currency for the entire world is 2% inflation and full employment. America isn't doing it, so we're in a position where this status is challenged hence the credit downgrade.

>>55934539
2% with a .5% r-rate. But some are talking about fed having a 1.5% r-rate potentially too.

>>55934462
I must have been busy that day.

>>55934230
Explain rates to me like I understand why bonds go up and down in value already

>>55934538
>Should I stack up Cloudfare, Mongo and Snowflake? They all seem to be technology that is expanding rapidly and that could be acquired by a large cap stock with a huge premium
lul
MongoDB is the hardest “no” of all 3 of those though, t b h.

MongoDB might offer a hosted solution, but even so, fucking why? you can easily self-host it. They probably make most of their money off of support service.
DynamoDB is a stronger product that offers fully managed provisioning

Cloudflare is probably one of the strongest CDNs out there, and that’s going to make money primarily off being a hosting solution, like AWS.

Snowflake is an oddball.
I heard they pay very competitively, but the price is down bad since the IPO.
They’re probably also mainly making money off hosting, like Cloudflare, but it’s data warehousing. That shit stays hot for a few years before some new guy knocks them out. e.g. teradata is the old cloudflare

>and that could be acquired by a large cap stock with a huge premium
lul big no on that, my man.
AWS already has an in-house alternative on all three of those.

>>55934172
The stoners raped and plundered the alcoholics.

FUTURES ARE GREEN THE TINYEST LITTLE AMOUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55934184
they’re not extinct, just re-branded.
first as hipsters, now as e-gitls on tiktok

>>55934488
My friends dad used to beat him till his braces fell off
Was that a choice?

>>55934585
my guy, that was today.

>>55934625
you want futures to show green
4am is what matters
>>55934639
yeah your friends dad chose to be a shithead
also you cant hold children responsible the same way youd hold an adult responsible so dont be silly

>>55934555
but das racis n sheet, nigguh
ya can’t take away my gibs

n mistuh noseberg wus sayin that closing his tax loopholes is racis n sheeeiitt too

>>55934604
To be fair they did their worst and it was, up until the total colapse, a minor setback at best.

>>55934648
Funny thing is the same is happening again. The Islamic stoner societies are raping and plundering Europe with "refugees".

>>55934648
>up until the total colapse, a minor setback at best
that’s mostly true
that nigger in charge lost his entire fucking army and cried pretty hard about it, but nobody really thought much of it until they sacked rome

>>55934653
I don’t know where the fuck to go next with how western society is rotting out.
Who the fuck is left that green lights being openly racist?

australian seems pretty based, but everything is dangerous.
argentina seems kinda white and allegedly has some nazis, but heard their currency is shitting itself recently.
russia seems the most based, but an easy way to get #rekt

Do any of you faggots have trader tax status with the IRS to avoid them applying wash sale bs to your trades?

>>55934417
>I will NEVER turn bearish, I'm a patriotic American who would never turn my back against my own country.
Unironically, in this current situation, bulls - those that are in favor of printing more money, increasing inflation, increased government spending, dovish monetary policy, expanding debt, inflating further the housing bubble, bond bubble, stock bubble, are those that are unpatriotic, who are selling out their country for the interests of the oligarchy and the elite
A return to normal, a popping of all of these asset bubbles, and completing long term debt / credit cycles, is both healthy and normal, and to interfere with the free market to prevent such is truly as unpatriotic, unAmerican, uncapitalism as you can get
Do you love your oligarchy?
Or do you love your country, and the men and women within your country?
You are selling their future for instant gratification, today.

>>55934685
>implying any of us are actually that jewish

>>55934687
>Do you love your oligarchy
I'm a Democrat, so no.

>>55934687
none of this shit matters
people are going to sell when they want their money
humans are innately selfish
this is why the market works

>>55934684
Argentina is suprisingly fine but you will deal with the constant issue of needing to western union yourself small weekly cash amounts because credit card rates will never match street value. Like straight up duffle bags full of cash because the largest argentine bill in circulation I think is equivalent to a us 2 dollar bill

>>55934694
The IRS is the ones acting Jewish in this situation. Charging a trader that made $65k and acting like they made $400k to steal all their money and then some

>>55934684
Argentinia has some hyper based ancap retard going for president. He even wants to literally blow up their central bank (with dynamite) and make everyone Jewish to outjew the Jew. If that's not based I don't know what is.

argentinians have dirt floors

>>55934710
I agree that it doesn't matter your motivations to be bearish or bullish, it matters your bottom $
I just think it is very silly when we have bulls trying to take the moral high ground, that they are (PATRIOTS) to be bullish, when in reality it's fiscal/monetary irresponsibility, to desire more dovish monetary policy, more money printing, more inflation, and to continue to inflate asset bubbles (especially housing, already at all time high % of income)
The more that the asset bubbles inflate (bonds both corporate and gov't, real estate, stocks) the more damage that it will inflict when the bubble pops, the more devastating the recession and unemployment, the more people whose lives will be destroyed
To me this is the most disgusting thing about a lot of /smg/ bulls, that they are willing to sell the future of everyone they know, including people not born yet, in order to make a dollar today. Truly the most despicable, selfish and greedy motivation individuals, that feign moral superiority while promoting extremely loose monetary (and fiscal) policy

>AMD down 7% today
wow gee thanks stock market

>>55934719
This is the first year I’ve made real money in the market, and honestly I’m a bit anxious about filing my taxes next year. Usually I would net like 1-2k in a year just fucking around. And my full time job would usually offset the taxes to the point where I would still get a refund Problem now is, Ive realized 30k this year…

>>55934748
you cant blame /smg/ers for being selfish when its the facilitators of the system who are the most selfish of all
were all broke and powerless in comparison to the richest of kikes, and theyve divided all of us enough that we will turn on each other over small money
were a crippled society, incapable of banding together to achieve anything
we are controlled

anyway line goes down lmao

>>55934698
Yeah, really it's more of a glownigger junta that LARPs as an oligarchy.

>>55934727
Argentina has such severe and crippling bureacratic problems it would need a revolution to fix. Too much money is wasted rent seeking there rather gainfully employed in its vast natural resources. Rather than paying something like half the country as a public servant the government should be spending that money on infrastructure that can store and supply water to farmers to alleviate drought conditions or developing infrastructure to tap its minerial wealth. Ypf did recently find a siseable oil field in the south.

also, fun catalyst wildcard: covid is real and coming back with a vengeance
school districts are already closing and cancelling classes lmao

>>55934791
Sauce? I could really use a vacation

>>55934759
Well I trade a lot of spreads, and I think they are gonna really try fuck me. I have well over a million dollars in transactions

>>55934791
Big if true. Just two more weeks until total lockdown

>>55934791
Umm, FACT CHECK, in-person voting is dangerous to our democracy, sweaty.

>>55934793
>>55934796
>>55934797

>>55934793
true i heard some places in my city suggesting mask mandates again. shit is such bullshit we better not get another global outbreak

>>55934799
>Were forced

nothing like a good old tripledemic boys
its like the pandemic, but triple
lets watch the line go down while were all sick and dying

>>55934799
>closing school because of strep
the absolute state

>>55934808
its more because like 20% of everyone is sick at the same time and out

>>55934799
Neat. Covid is the boogeyman in that headline to get clicks. I’m sure >90% of the illnesses were strep.

>>55934815
where do you think the ai meme learned how to do it
every time you say covid a long gets liquidated now

>>55934812
So like normal.

>>55934392
You don't *hold* puts. If you're in the green at all you sell.
Holding puts is like holding a prostitute. That's not what they're for.

>>55934822
yeah but like covid is involved and covid is like really dangerous and stuff
only 99.9% of people survive it
btw notice we dont hear about long covid anymore but rather long-vaxx or whatever dumb shit now lmao

>>55934828
thats the same for any option

>>55934835
>uwu ID
OwO

>>55934855
you gotta say the whole thing
uwululh

>tfw I've been holding $32k cost basis of sqqq for 5 months and am going to be in the green soon

i just cant believe jacksons hole is so close
i can practically taste it
i cant sleep tonight because all i can think about is jacksons hole

>>55934392
I still have some bearish spreads open for tomorrow, Monday, and Wednesday, (broken wing butterflies and normal butterflies) though I did close out all the ones that were just puts by themselves

NEW THREAD
>>55934880
>>55934880
>>55934880

NEW THREAD

>>55934595
Snowflake makes money from consumption. Consumption goes down when customer processes consolidate.
Mongo has a paid tier. It's just a database company and a small one at that. Nobody knows about it in corporate America, won't turn into shit.
Cloudflare is similar to MongoDB but it's a household name people trust so it'll be around for a long time

>>55934828
>>55934835
This seems like generally good advice, very much appreciated, Anons.

>>55934799
what kind of pussy shit is this? I'm not even that old and I remember days in elementary school during flu season where half the class would be absent, and the other half sniffling and snotty, yet class would go on.

>>55934889
>Nobody knows about it in corporate America
Someone came from Amazon and suggested we replace our Oracle DB with Mongo.
Lol.

>>55934698
>I'm a Democrat
A LITERAL NEGRO?
ON *MY* /SMG/???
>>>/out/

>>55934184
take it back. I SAID TAKE IT BACK!

>>55933808
Based Death Grips poster.

>saudis to join BRICS
It's confirmed. Go all in on equities. TOTAL DOLLAR DEATH is now unstoppable.

>>55933958
sick pasta. Always counter trade pasta bois. Bought SOXL.