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I just got my $100K sign-on bonus for my next job. I was planning on using this for a down payment for a house in the town where my job will be. How can I 3X this cash in a relatively low risk manner in the next 12 months so I can buy a bigger, better house? I’m thinking of putting it all in BTC or ETH whenever it’s done putting in this local bottom. Thoughts? Where will that bottom be?

>> No.55928501

>>55928495
You can't.

>> No.55928502

>>55928495
all in on dogbat, you’ll have your 3x in a few weeks

>> No.55928505

>>55928495
GAMBLE IT ALL ON SHITCOINS HAHAHAHAAAAAA AAAAHAHAHA AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAH HHHHAAAAA AAAAHA AAAA AA A

>> No.55928508

>>55928501
Bullshit. I know I am in a prime position. We are in a bull market pullback and I have major dry powder.

>> No.55928686

Bump. What do I buy, you glowing gorilla nigger astroturf faggot fucks

>> No.55928730
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>>55928508
Bitcoin, 19k september, ETH 1500-2600 (stake at 90% return) hope for 57k halving In april.

Or

Wait for tsla to fall to low to hundreds, then sell at 300 with 3x leverage.

Neither is relatively low risk. That would be bonds and bank interest.

High return = high risk.

I recommend the former option.

>> No.55928741

>>55928730
*1500-1600

>> No.55928745

>>55928730
Thank you, my good sir. I appreciate it. I’m thinking i might do 50/50 eth and btc

>> No.55928881

>>55928495
you have to invest it somewhere else, dont invest in crypto, its gambling, create real things that are of value to people

helpmeout op at g mail dot com
im developing an app and i'd like to pitch it to you, about 15k is what I need and that'll make you hundreds of thousands, if not more, and itll continue to grow as it is a digital platform.

>> No.55929356

>>55928745
No problem, just remember too eth has a lower number than btc, so set your buy order and take profit orders accordingly.

A second thing you can do is buy into cardano (ranked 7th) as its bottom and high will probably be greater than btc (it's already to the halfway point for a 100%)

A third thing you can do is invest ina company like MARA, which mines bitcoins. 1 change in bitcoin can equal a 7% change in bitcoin.

These last two can give greater returns from the bitcoin bull run than bitcoin itself. But there is also a danger that they won't follow the change in bitcoin.

I'd recommend 80% btc/eth, and 20% mining stocks and cardano. Do not buy shitcoins from this site though, it's full of indian scammers.

Also you may want to dollar cost averaging your buy in and set buy orders that trigger even when sleeping. Some accounts hold millions-billions in btc, and you will miss out on the buy oppurtunity if they sell. (This happened already with btc at around 25k).

Best of luck. YGMi

>> No.55929819
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55929819

Do the math

>> No.55929824
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55929824

Doe beau

>> No.55929832

>>55928495
>3X
>low risk
What is your IQ?

>> No.55929925

>>55929832
3x is not a lot in crypto. How new are you?

>> No.55930148

>>55929824
>>55929819
Speaking of shills.

>> No.55930183

>>55928495
>3X
you will need at least 5X to account for the jew taxes.

>> No.55930190

>>55928495
Give it to me and I'll leverage trade it, I'll do it in 6 months too

>> No.55930191

>>55928502
This, but a few days not weeks

>> No.55930192

>>55928730
Nta but I recently inherited 50k following a family members death
I put most in a money market and 7.5k in BTC (sitting around 6.6k rn)
I haven't been sweating the drop but I am debating buying more at the bottom
advisable?

>> No.55930329

>>55930192
again, this is gambling, youve already lost 900 dollars just making it sit there when you could potentially learn from your mistakes and create a business that has actual inflow.

>> No.55930386

>>55930329
I just started college, make 25k/yr, and have $1000 outside of the 40k~ in savings
I don't think I can create a business mate

>> No.55930581
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>>55930192
It's that depends on what you think the bottom is. Take a look at the 5-year chart and see where it os in relation to it.

Let me put it another way. Tesla has an upward trajectory like bitcoin. Like bitcoin, it's volatile. Last year I would say 180 is buying high, this year 215 is low. But you would still be stupid to buy at 280.

You want a low entry price because that will prevent you sitting on a loss until the next ath to break even.

I would say follow similar advice to the other anon. But understand you can't do shit like this regularly. The future of Crypto, including Bitcoin is uncertain. If there is a universal crypto, there's a solid chance it won't be bitcoin and when that paradigm change happens your fucked if your holding at 25-30k.

Again all of this is high risk. You could lose half to 90% lf your money.

At best you can risk doing this once or twice, with big assets like tsla and btc that go up over a 5 year average.

Get your cheap btc, cash out at the and then put it into some index funds, (I like BRK personally). By the time your done with college you'd have around 100k+.

Also, the more capital you have the more conservative you should be with it. If it would take you a week to earn it, by all means go high risk. But when you have money it would take 1-10 years to earn that's when you get conservative.

>> No.55930593

>>55930581
*Cash out at the halving

>> No.55930601

>>55930386
bro there are people that start businesses with 100 dollars, yes you can

>> No.55930621

>>55930386
invest in me, I don't need all your money, make a smart financial decision on how you want to spend it

helpmeout op at g mail dot com

ill explain the concept to you and you decide if you want to or not.

>> No.55930624

>>55930601
find me a real example of that (ie. not a youtube clickbait video where someone claims that's what they did) and I'll believe you

>>55930621
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>55930581
cheers for the advice
I can tolerate some volatility but I do wanna err on the side of caution
if it dips some more I might put another grand or two in but I think I'll ride it out from there

>>55930621
>just let me borrow 15k bro
u a funny nigga

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55930661

>>55930621
Begone pajeet, to your designated shitting street!

>> No.55930680

>>55928495
>?
long NVDA

>> No.55930965

>>55930680
Id prefer to stick with crypto

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55931453

>>55930660
im not borrowing, im giving the opportunity to have equity.

>>55930661
heres my hand, probably whiter than you

>> No.55931725
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55931725

Do the math on dogbat

>> No.55931849

1/3 in high yield savings/checking whichever is higher at your institution
1/3 in NVIDIA
1/3 in $mog

>> No.55932591
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55932591

>>55928495
Jump on an altcoin if you're gunning for that big-time long haul payoff. Still, make sure to DYOR before pullin' the trigger on a specific token. Do your own research on Krest, Tsuka, and TOMO. All up on MEXC for your convenience, anon.

>> No.55933718

>>55928495
The last time SPOOL was at it's present prize, it went 4x, so you might want to try your luck

>> No.55934077

>>55930621
If you know what you are doing then you won't be here ranting
>>55933718
We are in the bear market, so it's best to stake stables on that project and not go all in into its token at the moment

>> No.55934428

>>55934077
Its not the bear market anymore, man. The bottom was 15K. Lots of alts have already popped off. Its just a bull market pullback

>>55932591
Too risky. Would only put it in a top 10

>> No.55934519

>>55928730
If btc drops to 19k, eth will go a lot lower than $1500

>> No.55934697

>>55934519
yeah its almost at 1500 now, not sure where he's getting this 2600 ETH number from

>> No.55935191
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55935191

Sorry about your Sbf scam Anon. Come where it’s authentic

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55935263

>>55928686
ICP
DKP
Maybe XCH

>> No.55935271

>>55935263
See
>>55907076

>> No.55935293

>>55935191
OP here. SWIM is already a PEPE whale, sir, as SWIM is already in the top 100 holders. But uh, this sign on bonus is just sitting in the bank account. It would be a nice, clean transaction for tax purposes to 2-3X my down payment with with new money with just a few transactions on a CEX

>> No.55935616

>>55928495
What job gives you a 100k signing bonus?

>> No.55935618
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55935618

>>55928495
>buy TOAD before it's announced publicly as the next SHIB meme token
>profit easy 3x
>sell
>then, consider suicide as the fucking thing goes all the way to 1.6 billion marketcap

>> No.55935662

>>55931453
alright nigga, ill bite. what exactly are you offering?