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How do I profit off this terrible terminal illness.
I can feel my life slipping away because I didn't profit.

Please anons before I perish, give me the next 100x.

>> No.55924910

I know two people with covid atm after nobody having it for years. Amazing how they feature it on the news again and suddenly everyone gets sick.

>> No.55924923

>>55924910
Actually I got it from this bitch I brought to my house three days ago, immediately after I kiss her for 5 minutes
"Oh I'm sick by the way, have you ever had covid?!?"
>god damn it doesn't matter now does it.

>> No.55924935

>>55924910
To be fair it's likely covid/cold because they are the same thing
I got "covid" twice and both times I had a similar rhinovirus in 2002 because I remember not being able to taste shit for a week.

>> No.55924959

>>55924910
Funny enough "rhinovirus "HRV" isn't the same as
"covid" "HCOV"
>But they do share almost all the same similarities

Viruses don't share the same properties, each virus is different, COVID is the cold always was.

Flu at best.

>> No.55924981

>>55924892
pfizer.com/refunds

>> No.55925008

>>55924981
Actually a pureblood here.
It's day two and I'm fighting it off pretty well, lotta congestion but afrin does a bang up job on that, except I just feel like shit but I feel like shit normally, nothing to write home about.

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>>55924892

>> No.55925026
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>>55925024
Delete this now.

>> No.55925033

>>55924892
virus' arnt real, its just the 5g that makes u sick, u need to only eat fruits and ground urself daily, also wear copper jewlrey

>> No.55925040

>>55925033
Wait so you're saying I can have openly gay sex without ever worrying about it?

>>55924981
Where do I sign up?

>> No.55925049

>>55924892
Show more tummy, soulless succubus

>> No.55925060

>>55925040
aids isnt real its just that medicine that drfauci pushed back in the 80s, polio isnt real it was just ddt ect all fake
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1DiC7qXMb0

>> No.55925093

Enjoy your deteriored lung, my friend died lately because of COVID. Make sure your parents get this from you. Spread it to everyone you know.

>> No.55925105

>>55925093
That was smoking meth anon.
Common among you furries.

>> No.55925109

>>55925093
oh did they inflate his lungs with a respirator? he prob got vaxxed right lmao

>> No.55925110

>>55924892
I just shot my seed to the thought of pushing up inside of her until orgasm. Thanks OP!

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>>55925110
Yw king.

>> No.55925120

>>55924892
that's a man

>> No.55925125

>>55924892
>I got the cold
News @ 11 I suppose?

>> No.55925200 [DELETED] 

reminder that the tards gallery of midwit narcissist
Experts™ behind all this post freely on twatter, condescending and gaslighting you about their confirmed role, backed up and protected by journos

>> No.55925259

>>55924892
>attention grabbing image
>low energy time wasting blog post
OP is a fag

>> No.55925408

>>55924892
>cropping out her goblina feet
lulz

>> No.55925486

>>55924892
I had a girlfriend like this and the sex was the best I've e ever had. Then I cheated on her and ruined it.

>> No.55925632

>>55924910
They're working really hard on a strain that isn't defeated by $2 of Ivermectin. Malthusians seethe.

>> No.55926508

>>55924923
HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
http://archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
https://archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
https://archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
https://archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
https://archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
https://archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
https://archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
https://archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
https://archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
https://archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
http://archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
http://archive.is/qmc6U

>> No.55926514

>>55924892
I got COVID while traveling in Asia. I was given this drug called NAC-long and almost instantly recovered from my symptoms. If you can get your hands on it, try and get this drug

>> No.55926552

>>55925486
The tragedy of mind blowing good sex is nothing makes you want to cheat more than mind blowing good sex.

>> No.55926585

>>55926514
What's the difference between NAC and NAC long lol

>> No.55926591

you can never get covid if you never get tested for it
checkmate

>> No.55926602

>>55926585
No idea bro, I'm dumb as shit that's just what was on the label. All I know is it made me recover almost instantly.

>> No.55926862

>>55926585
>>55926514
>>55926602
Familiar with NAC but never tried it yet I think they might have banned it in the states but not sure I kinda stopped there just because it's not really cheap
Hrm okay nevermind appears it's pretty cheap now when I was looking at buying it few years back it was crazy high.

>> No.55926889

>>55926862
Yea, when they first gave me NAC I googled it and saw some sketchy looking side effects and didn't take it at first. I continued to develop a worsening cough and wet lung until I eventuallt decided it wouldn't kill me to just take one. After I took it, it was like my lungs instantly recovered. I still had a residual cough for a couple months, likely because I waited too long to take the medication.

Iirc, the biggest and most worrisome side effect was that it could lead to the development of tumors. Again, not a doctor, but using it one off should probably be fine. I'm still healthy after taking it. Get well soon anon

>> No.55926896

>>55926508
So there's a chance I drop dead from Covid if I catch it again is what you're saying? Thank God. I'd rather die first before I become a wagecuck.

>> No.55926903

>>55924892
LIKE A FIGHTER JET

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>>55926508
you're fucked if you took the vaccine, the virus is a meme
it was so weak and pathetic, vitamin d, zinc and meat diet. enjoy never getting the sniffles

>> No.55927014

>>55924892
eth and go fuck some hookers