/biz/ - Business & Finance

baking

SOXL calls

wtf DOLEbros
me wan' go home

woke up late today AND had a degenerate goon session... terrible... need a juicy spy put to get some profiot for the day

>>55910908
I've had a great day, how bout you?

I AM SHORT NVDA

BIDENOMICS

>>55910939
It was going good until the opening bell

what's the next big thing?

NVDA will not pass $500 even after earnings

DE getting slurpable!

I have a conservative portfolio of O, TSLA, and SPAXX.
Thank you.

>>55910955
We shall see if the prophecy comes true

What is a good index fund to invest in?

>>55910946
She’s so disgustingly ugly. Please stop posting this.

>>55910982
BAU

>>55910981
Based

>>55910982
VOO
AVUV
VTI

When is it limit down time for NVIDA

My portfolio is once again reaching a new ATH

>>55910982
Whichever has a stake in vtubing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1692054757918185.webm

FUCKING SIDEWAYS

>>55910962
Based cash holder.

>>55910954
solving the housing crisis AND climate change by getting in the pod favelas

>>55910984
Sounds like someone's not feeling the power of Bidenomics

>>55911073
you can get a stroke trying to read that.

Any brokerage that lets me day trade with leverage without acting like a fucking cockknocker if I have below $25k?

I don't mind bobos and mumus but I fucking hate crabs

>>55911092
>if I have below $25k?
thats a federal law dumbass

>>55911096
snibbs always wins

>>55911092
No. That is a legal requirement if you are American.

>>55911092
Maybe a brokerage outside of the US. The pattern day trading rules apply to US brokerages.

>>55911088
To be fair I think he had a mild stroke while he was saying it

lol who used her on /biz?

>>55911116
>c'mon man...

Spy 450 tomorrow on nvda earnings beat

I should sell my soxs
but the nvidia could collapse
but if it doesn't then my soxs will

Fed speech in 10 minutes. Either rugpull or green dildo. I think we’ll squeeze into close

>>55911138
*420

>>55911138
>drops back to 438 friday

Just sell and come back next year. Wtf you think is gonna happen?

>>55911151
SL @ 0?

this is the most painful crab walk I've ever had to endure

>>55911115
>>55911114
how long before they outlaw options for individuals

>>55911192
That’s what I’m scared of, every year they try some shit to “protect” retail investors

man why the fuck are crabs shitting the markets right now?

NOOOOOOO NVDA WRONG WAY BABY WRONG WAY

>>55911233
They like to put things on hold for speakers

>>55911192
Two weeks

I saved up $1,000 what should I "invest" in ?

>>55911192
I doubt they'll take options away from everyone. But maybe you'll have to be rich. It might be like the accredited-investor rules that currently prevent most people from investing in startups and hedge funds.

So why doesn't someone please try to explain to me what's the problem here?

I hope this crab shit ends soon. Getting pretty bored not gonna lie

>>55911166
This is like the second time I ever trade with these leveraged things. I usually don't day trade.

>>55911270

It's the jews ,sir. But i'm sure you already know that,since its not brains that got you there

>>55911176
always

WE NEED A 20% CORRECTION

>>55911264
A savings account. It's useful to have an emergency fund.

cans someone explain the direct registering meme to me

fed talk now? why?
no like literally why. just piss off

>>55911315
https://www.thebalancemoney.com/what-is-the-direct-registration-system-or-drs-for-stocks-357536

wtf is this clown shit fed?

>>55911330
I know what it is. Why do the gme fags think it'll do anything to stop their dying company

>be me 28
>on lunch at work
>watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>40 year old coworker comes up
>says he loves anime and wants to know what I'm watching
>tell him its nothing and get out of the break room
Wtf. Do 40 year olds really still watch anime? Makes me wonder how many old fucks are on here posting anime....

>>55911279
Now Anon what I am guessing, and give me a little rope here, what I am guessing that your post here says is that considering the, shall we say bumpy road, we've been on the last week or so is the fault of a certain tribe of people that has managed to lock in all important economically and politically key-positions with its members and that they're manipulating all economic data in a way that the numbers that our brilliant mumu-posters up the line ahead of you had come up with in the past don't seem to make much sense anymore considering what's taking place today?

I hate the way this guy talks... jesus...
I miss Powell

went long soxl/tqqq simply because i think nvda will take us higher, i have optimism

>>55911340
Lol thinks there is a difference between a 28 y/o and 40 y/o

I’m 39 and turn 40 next year.post a Shirtless selfie and I will you pudgy incell.

>>55911365
lol rip

>>55910946
why are mericans putting sheboons in positions of influence, are you fucking insane?

>>55911368
You first old man lol make sure to post your hair also with timestamp also bear in mind I also work in CS so don't fuck around loser

>>55911360
where can you even watch this shit?

>>55911340
Age isn't really relevant to a person's capacity to enjoy something. But discussing anime irl will always be a poor decision.

>>55911340
Not me...

>>55911382
blacks and latinos make up most of the country bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1vGT-hlLI

>>55911389
https://www.chicagofed.org/events/2023/fedlistens

>>55911340
patrician taste
>t. 34

>>55911365
he bought?

so when is the Covid Crash 2 Electric Boogaloo going down?

>>55910931
The tally came up short of expected

The funny thing about lovecrafts cat's name is that he probably loved the cat and told it as much. Like, he'd hug and hold it and say, "I love you, Niggerman." Lol.

I am financially floundering.

Yuros will be the first to get utterly beheemed

>>55911340
Fag. I hate coworkers too, but watching anime is cringe shit

>>55911103
FINRA is not government, dumbass.

>>55911340
>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
/a/ keeps getting gayer and gayer. And I used to think I was a fucking dork for watching GITS or ninja scroll

>>55911418
2 more weeks

DIE SPY DIE

>>55911445
OH BOB SAGET

Just curious - am I the only idiot here who holds any VTV?

>>55911340
>Do 40 year olds really still watch anime?
I'm 39 and yes on occasion. Bocchi the Rock has been fun.

all of my indicators are telling me to buy BOIL right now but it keeps dropping lower and lower

>>55911440
If you don't think it depends on the specific show or movie then you're retarded. Watching anime on a cell phone at work is cringe shit

>>55911138

>>55911338
You could ask in the general: >>55909913
Perhaps GME investors don't like the fact that their brokerage lends out its customers' GME shares to short sellers. If I and my buddies register the shares in our own names, we can ensure that our shares are not lent out and sold.

I don't get the fascination with NVIDIA. Broadcom has a revenue stream that is 10 billion dollars larger and its P/E ration and PEG are not only healthy, they're excellent. If you want to invest in a good sound semiconductor company, why not them? Their earnings come out on the 31st.

FL earnings BMO.

>>55911479
People don't think it be like it is, but it do. This is why I always advise people to buy in small amounts and keep plenty of dry powder for DCAing downwards. Your alternative is trying to wait on the bottom and possibly winding up watching the bus drive off and leave you behind.

My rent has been raised to $3000 a month, I cant afford to pay my rent any more.

You found a stock. You think the stock will rise up based on your technical analysis. but you predict that market will fall. what would you do?

>>55911520
Where the fuck do you live
If you work remotely, just buy a house with a mortgage of half that per month

>>55911496
how will recover your 90% losses?

>>55911520
My advice to you would be to just make more money

>>55911505
Does Broadcom make specialized GPU's literally built for BAC (Big AI Cock)?

>>55911467
I have it

>>55911529
Short the market

>10 P/E bank stocks with good earnings getting dumped while 200 P/E NVDA gets bid up every day

new paradigm, huh. Financials are boomer stocks going to 0 and tech will rule the world

Frankly, I am upset with the level of crabbing that this market is currently exhibiting

>>55911529
Wait for the market to fall, then buy it. I've liquidated my shares and am waiting out for Q4.

If covid lockdowns come back again, how much will markets dump?

>>55911583
They are trying to hold back the cracks in the dam. Just let it crumble.

>>55911571
Thank you I appreciate the validation.

>>55911543
...by holding and waiting for the price to recover...

>>55911577
I am glad you see the light

>>55911395
It's impossible to say, since the US census has arbitrary and retarded definitions of race

>>55911604
why don't you just cut your losses and move on?

>>55911592
They ain't coming back, literally 0 percent chance. The appetite for that among the general public is non existent, and I say that as a resident of a very blue state.

>>55911610
I never noticed before but those lads are not playing those guitars. They are faking it.

>>55911614
There are less than 80M White people in the US, the census is over-reporting "Whites" to cover up the genocide

>>55911386

I just took it down so a little messy. I’ll do the other later after we see your hairline.

Power hour lfg

>>55911622
Lmao, lol

>>55911636
nigga u gay

power hour lfg

>>55911520
A highrise apartment in downtown dallas is 2200 a month you better be living in Manhattan or sharing that rent with 2 people

>>55911615
Fortunately I didn't invest in GME. I'm just guessing. Some GME investors might still believe the price will skyrocket. Two more weeks.

>>55911648
would breed

>>55911648
Power hour? Power hour

>>55911669
fake end of the day pump again

>>55911648
would.

>>55911403
how did those retards manage to push the market up again?

>>55911508
HAHAHAHAHA IT LOOK LIKE DA SPONGBOG FISH GUY FACE HAHAHAHAHA

Ahem. I just raised my price target on NVDA from $2000 to $5000. Buy

I took some cash out of my brokerage today.

>>55911303
This. There’s no point in investing $1000. Save it or gamble it. Unless you’re planning on continuing to add to it on a regular basis, but it doesn’t sound like that’s in your cards at the moment.

>>55911648
Bros...

>>55911719
da youth employment and education in the real economy obviously

Whenever NVDA tanks it’s going to take the entire market with it.

>>55911737
To invest in something else? Or to consoom?

>>55911555
ai is a fluke.
screenshot this.
it cant even do proper math.
ai is the ultimate midwit normie npc filter. you will all get dabbed on by whales. they are making you edge so hard that you will hold those nvidia shares until you die. regardless of price.

>>55911648

>>55911340
>40 year olds watch anime?
Not the gay kind your generation does. I grew up on based anime like Ninja Scroll, Neon Genesis, Ghost in the Shell, and Fist of the Northstar. Series wise, it was Dragonball Z. Yes, I still revisit it from time to time.

>>55911779
Guess what’s also a fluke? Crypto

>>55911793
everybody knows that already.

>>55911648
>i will bear children
>35
power sour

>>55911647
fuck off adam

>>55911743
Lunchtime Rowdies robbing retail stores is not employment

>>55911793
nvidia right now is like november december 2017 was for crypto.

>>55911760
To sit in my bank because I'm not doing anything with it

I slurped DE
Space tractors are the future
No I will not apologize

WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED

>>55911870
Platinum crab.

>banks dumping
>2Y over 5%
I'm sure it's nothing mumu keep buying the dip

Power half hour lfg

>>55911843
BASED
A
S
E
D
Verification not required.

it seems the flavor of the hour is sour

Sorry no Power hour, but you can have this sour hour instead

>>55911781
A fucking leaf

>>55911901
I'm glad my 1 month 092223 spy puts are healing

what's the scam gonna be for the rate cuts? covid 2.0? taiwan invasion?

that was a weak ass fake pump lol

Third day up whilst the beginning of 1 day down to be followed by at LEAST two days down as the number 3 is the primal human number as fortold by Moloch and xers followers.
NVDA earnings are the catalyst yet the numbers and guidence are irrelavent.
Mercury, the messenger, begins retrograde. Pay attention to market direction because it will repeat before the next murcurial cycle.
Mars sets. Jupiter has set. Saturn sets in 2025.
Selling and fear until April.
Heed my schizophrenic visions.

>>55911906
Now THIS I can breed to

god dammit

>>55911340

SPY will never see 450 again

And SPY just hit new daily lows
WOMP WOMP, Why didn't I sell this morning? I'm a greedy fucker

I SAID POWER HALF HOUR NOT SOUR HALF HOUR

AHAHAH THIS FUCKIN MARKET

>>55911340
Bro anime has been around for 100 years. Get used to it.

Building back broke
from the folks who invented 'woke'

Wish I could laugh
But it's really no joke

Inflation rages
Outdoing wages

Stock Market tanked
Stench from DC stank

Fed increases spending
High interest on homes,
impending

The answer in November comes
Do not re-elect the same bums

-not poem anon

guys stop selling. i just raised my price target on NVDA from $5000 to $8000. Buy rating. Chat GBT demand is through the roof.

It's over

>>55912061

>>55911340
I'm FIDDY and watched anime on TV in the 70s, uppity nigger.

I finally won this shitty game

>>55912061

>>55912055
thought those were seamonkeys

LOOK GUYS WE PUMPED IT JUST TO DUMP IT JUST TO PUMP IT JUST TO DUMP IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA

Fuck all these rich faggots

Mumu, I don't think we will ever see 4600 in this decade again. At least not until after 2025. Ratings look bad for the US, if nothing changes, ratings also won't.

>>55912058
>Chat GBT demand is through the roof.
Its not

>>55912129
AIbros...

>>55912129
This has been deboonked

>>55912129
>WokeGBT
it never even had a chance

It's always funny watching bears suffer but it's way more fun watching bulls suffer

>>55912138
>>55912141
>>55912144
its true

>why far right pundits are claiming there is 19% inflation
Why do far right pundits think there is inflation?

>>55912162
because mumus act like entitled faggots

>>55912182
Well maybe they need to pivot to a customer service AI so I don't have to talk to Ranjeesha in Bangalore.

>>55910945
This is /smg/ so they only stay short for an hour at most before selling at a massive loss right before a 2 month downtrend.

>>55910946

>>55912183
have you looked at the prices of literally anything?

>>55912162
those greedy fucks deserve to lose everything. i am entitled to cheapies.

>>55912117

>>55912129
i fucking told you so, literally nobody i know uses that shit.
some people tried it when the buzz was high, now, nobody cares or even remembers this shit exists.

>>55912117
>baggies slurping up players exit

>>55912182
>700000 a day... what?

>>55912162
The reason why it's funny is because we go down for like a week or two at most and all the redditors start screaming that this is utterly impossible, stocks can't go down what about the memes? Except, of course, when the stocks just go down for a month or more.

>>55912183
>implying it isn't like 50% since 2019

>>55912208
you don't need an AI to tell you retarded woke shit, you can just go literally anywhere on the internet for that.

>>55912162
Sometimes we play the bull, sometimes the bear.

>>55912208
Too many times it failed, shut down, wasn't able to give me a sufficient answer and what not. Got boring fast.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55912183
check the lasagna

>>55912237

Thoughts on nvda volume?

>>55912237
+ 0.01%
Bros... I've been gigacrabbed

>>55912237
+$5 (unrealized)

>>55912129
They could probably increase usage by relaxing the controls. ChatGPT is extremely uptight.

>>55912237
-0.58

>>55912182
the truth is jeets are cheaper than electricity for GPUs

>>55912237
I slurped

>>55912237
Fuckin' awesome, BOIL finally got buyable again.

>head and shoulders on oil chart
It's about to dump massively and that's a good thing why the fuck is gas 4 dollars a gallon.

>>55912223
In 2019 I still had hope for the future and for fucking slutty californian 19yo girls.

>>55912237
New ATH close

>>55912287
>His smile and libido: gone

>>55912274

all you pussy bears afraid to short NVDA for whatever reason don't deserve these gains we're about to get

Wtf were all of the nvda kings doing today? Why arent you buying if its going to 550?

>>55912237
Beheemed to the tune of -1.27%

when are NVDA earnings out

>>55912298
I was wondering why the mumus were so silent yesterday, they don't even believe this shit anymore.

>>55912296
>just bet against the mass of retarded market participants who believe NVDA is about to go 2x bro

>>55912301
tomorrow

>>55912237
Pretty well exactly as I predicted it would last night. Soft green to crab. General shrug of the market. I made +0.6%.

>>55912221
Ya and every normal pull back bears doom post about a crash

>>55912083
Speed racer and ultra man, no doubt.

>>55912237
-0.39, today I lost

>>55912296
Does long NVDS count?

I almost entirely forgot there's some war type thing going on in Russia and Ukraine. Is that still happening? Why'd they stop talking about it? Financial implications?

>>55912237
+0.19% ding ding, anon.

>>55912360
They stopped talking about it for the same reason that anons stop talking about their trades once they go down, things aren't going well and they're gonna have to realise some losses.

>>55912360
We have always been at war with Eurasia

>>55912360
The financial implications are more or less sorted out now. The brouhaha over that was more during the first year of the war.

tomorrow will be the last chance you will ever have to purchase an nvda share for less than $500

Listen to Nick, he's giving you a hint

>>55912388

>>55912334
I didn't care for either of those at all, I was a Star Blazers and Battle of the Planets man as a kid.

>>55912387
The MACD for NVDA unironically looks like it's about to pump on the 1yr chart

>>55912388
>normies debt maxing like never before
lockdowns are gonna be fun

>>55912360

>>55912388
>retail sucks
Wow, amazing, such a hot take like that hasn't been the trend since online shopping was a thing

>>55912388

>>55912422
>t. retard
the takeaway is that consoomers are broke and it's affecting their consooming

lol they are really going to do this shit again and nobody will do anything.

>>55912436
>set to hit the markets

>>55912414
How many weeks of Walmart sales is your country smg?
>Canada
>177 weeks
Not bad

>>55912388
As a bull bro this is actually concerning, cheapies soon?

>>55912448
All the weeks.

>>55912388
I'd guess the same retards buying everything on card are about to have student loans resume. 'Across all age balances' seems like a blanket statement to push the blame onto macro.

>>55912414
>muh GDP
Could care less about that line

>>55912388
>tards with credit cards are still tards
Wow. Who ever could have predicted this? Normies want their slop.

>>55912461
>He doesn't enjoy a good meme

>>55912388
student loan repayments soons also lol

>>55912468

>>55912468
lockdown electric boogalooo is coming, loans will be suspended again.

>>55912489
>>55912468
Is the fed going to be able to rain money on everyone again? That was quite a bit of money last time, think they can do it again? Should I just wait for the fed news to cut rates this fall then ape into everything?

>>55912465
They can also vote to keep the slop coming, whatever the cost to the country.

>>55912468

>>55912506
pausing loans isn't exactly raining money. It's just redirecting consooomer spending to prop economy up.

The opening Bell, in New York State,
Is open for business Determining our Fate;
With Millions of dollars, Trading hands,
The Chatter of buying, and selling stands;
Be careful of riches, So easily made,
The Markets are Tricky, in dealing with Trade;
For soon the closing Bell will sound,
Leaving so many, without a Crown;
History has shown, We can’t always win,
You may for a while, but look at the Trend;
The markets are straining, Against the tide,
Of corruption and greed, And to much Pride;

>tomorrows

im down like 53% on my porto

i think ill get liquidated at this rate.

>>55912436
Excellent I can't afford to pay my student loans anyway. Maybe I'll actually get to enjoy the free covid money instead of being considered "essential"

>>55912563
Shorting kohls should be free money

>>55912564
Hopefully you slurped some BOIL in the $60s today and can slurp more even lower then sell itall in the $70s+ at some point.

Anon, I know I'm late but
>>55908958
Check em
Bought these for tree fiddy before the weekend as part of a sector short I made

>>55912237
up 32% bought Spy Puts and SCHW puts in the morning.

>>55912237
Made 50% my initial back on my 5% net worth short of the market today.

Holding puts has never been more comfy

>>55912237
-6.97 gme and bbbyq

>>55912676

So what kind of shit came out of Jackson's Hole? Was it that really smelly kind, like after you eat a bunch of pork?

>>55912696
Biden blew out Jackson's hole and told him "Daddy owes you ice cream!"

>>55912431
That /type/ of consumer. People with money don’t shop at Macy’s or have a Macy’s card.
Picrel is the average Macy’s credit consumer.

NVDA means "envy" in Spanish. Let that sink in.

>>55912600
Boil to 50

>>55912608
awesome, as they say in america

>>55912622
it's gonna retest 4400 and then drop like a bag of shit.

Baking...

>>55912847
Give it some time in the oven, bro

>>55912858
Ugh lewd.

>>55912761
Man that would be fuckin' awesome.

Baking

I genuinely cannot fucking believe we're talking about the same shit that we were talking about literally two years ago, it actually makes me feel a bit crazy.

>Evergrande
>Covid variants
>Lockdowns and masks
>Bond yields

Seriously??

Hate options holding overnight

>>55912858
Looks just as undercooked as my local Lidl bread

>>55912871
be real fuckin' awesome if they reverse split again

>>55912876
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>>55912876
Bond yields two years ago were at record lows

>forgot I was banned on /tv/ for asking what movies zoomers like.

>>55912876
Time is a flat circle.
We have been here before we will do this again.

>>55912876
Same shit different day

market crash in late september as hospitalizations increase, followed by lockdowns and stimmies and we repeat the 2020-2021 bull run

>>55912939
guess you guys are just gonna have to be my fren simulator for now

>>55912891
Sure as fuck would, man what good times! I really enjoyed selling off my fractionals and getting my shares to a number that would multiply into 20, then watching it just suddenly change.

Baking

>>55912969
>baking early just to get (You)s from autists whining.
based ngl

Baking.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-21/saving-for-retirement-investors-say-you-ll-need-3-million-to-be-comfortable

>>55912959
>>55912959
>>55912959
>>55912959

lol how are these people still alive?

>>55912921
>>55912896
>>55912941
>>55912942
Yeah and I remember what happened last time - at least a year of neon green

>>55912954
Absolutely not happening. Even my more normie friends say they can't fathom the idea of more lockdowns and masking.

>>55912600
commodities too spooky. ive been taking losses but its good since i need to learn to ignore getting stopped.

like useless stressing over a negative position.

ill double my folio with some cash coming next month. i think i have at least 1 yr more of gambling time then

>>55912982
Baked

>>55912954
The world wont be the same after a second lockdown within 3 years.
Good luck, thinking it will go back to normal.
They will use it to manage the implosion.

>>55913052
Did you even read what I wrote, you retarded nigger?
Dont reply to me with your retarded shit

>>55913060
May ye find yourself somehow miraculously blessed despite being a no BOIL nigger then!

Tay