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55881349 No.55881349 [Reply] [Original]

WHY WHY WHYYYYYY

WHY CAN'T IT FUCKING MOON

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ALMOST OVER. I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. MY INSIDES ARE ROTTING.

>> No.55881360

>>55881349
It's over for you bro. By now you're probably brimming with parasites and look like a literal fag with AIDS kek
LINK $0 EOY

>> No.55881373

>>55881360
DON'T YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT

I PUT ALL MY SAVINGS INTO THIS SHIT

I FINALLY MANAGED TO REACH 900 LINKS

IT HAS TO MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55881382

I HAVE STARTED TO GET ODD PAINFUL SWELLINGS IN MY HANDS AND FEET

RED SWOLLEN FLESH THAT IS TENDER TO THE TOUCH

I CAN'T AFFORD A DOCTOR AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.55881390

>>55881373
Too late baggie kek
Hope you like sucking literal dick too, it will be your only recourse when you're homeless out on the streets of clownworld

>> No.55881409

>>55881390
I UNIRONICALLY LOOK TOO MALNOURISHED TO PROSTITUTE MYSELF AT THIS POINT

LINK MUST MOON

IT'S MY ONLY REMAINING HOPE

I DON'T HAVE A PLAN B

>> No.55881450

I'm sure this is a bait/comedy thread but it genuinely worries me when someone talks about losing their life savings and it's less than 10k. It usually means that the dude is still in his early twenties, but I kind of worry for people like 26+ with less than 10k saved.

>> No.55881466

>>55881409
>Pink ID
>DARK pink

>> No.55881467

>>55881409
I'm sure you could get a literally gay ghetto nigger to fuck your ass for a dollar kek
Maybe even a degenerate gay jew with money even
Better get used to having your bussy gaped bro

>> No.55881482

>>55881450
That's 70% of the US population. Nobody has money.

>> No.55881490

>>55881450
>comedy
MY FUCKING LIFE ISN'T A COMEDY

I AM SURE NOT LAUGHING

>> No.55881505

>>55881467
I DIDN'T SUFFER ALL THESE YEARS TO LET NIGGERS FUCK MY ASS

>> No.55881551
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55881551

>>55881505
that's the whole thing
actually you did

>> No.55881552

>>55881450
>less than 10k
BITCH I STARTED BUYING THIS SHIT AT $38

I SPENT WAY MORE THAN $10K ON MY 900 LINKS

MY AVERAGE ENTRY IS AROUND $24

>> No.55881561

>>55881409
link is dead nigger

>> No.55881562

>>55881551
I REFUSE TO LET IT END LIKE THIS

I WILL SURVIVE UNTIL THE NEXT BULLRUN

I WILL SEE LINK AT $1K

>> No.55881587
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55881587

>>55881561
DON'T SAY IT

YOU'RE GATHERING NEGATIVE ENERGY

>> No.55882426

>>55881562
>be you
>literally eats catfood to buy linkies
>I WILL LIVE TO SEE LINK 1K EOY
>bullrun starts
>999.99 per linkie
>ITS ALMOST THERE IM GOING TO MAKE IT
>catastrophically dumps to 0
>don't even have to kys because cat parasites have eaten you from the inside out
>dies
kek baggie

>> No.55882679

>>55881552
That's fine then, just wait for it to hit $25 and sell for a profit

>> No.55883244

>>55882679
Is catfood guy still alive?

>> No.55883694

>>55883244
I WILL NEVER DIE

I HAVE TURNED MYSELF INTO SOME VENGEFUL SPIRIT AT THIS POINT

>> No.55884126

>>55881490
Im sorry bro but everyone here thinks youre joking. Nobody seriously thinks youre the catfood guy. If you really wanted to get rich you wouldve just invested in xrp like everyone else who wanted to get rich. Everyone knew link was a scam token. I mean, its on the ethereum blockchain isnt it? Thats red flag number 1. Red flag number 2 is the team working on it, and all their outlandish social media postings. We tried to warn you bro. We actually tried really hard to warn you, that's why nobody thinks youre serious.

>> No.55884147

>>55881382
Pictures of the painful swellings or it didnt happen

>> No.55884158
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55884158

Kek everytime I mention ethereum being the biggest scam in the world, everyone gets all quiet and the thread dies. Link isnt the only ethereum token going to 0, sorry to burst everyones bubbles lmao

>> No.55884751

Kek. Every. Single. Time. Ethereum is going to 0. Check em.

>> No.55884757

>>55881349
CAT FOOD ISNT CHEAP

>> No.55884808
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55884808

>>55884126
STOP SHILLING YOUR XRP GARBAGE HERE

>> No.55884817
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55884817

>>55884757
THE CHEAP ONE IS $3 PER KG HERE

THERE'S NOTHING CHEAPER I CAN EAT

>> No.55884823

Fransisco is that you bro?

>> No.55884840

>>55884823
MY NAME HAS NEVER BEEN FRANCISCO

>> No.55884846
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55884846

>>55881349
Short sellers got their contract filled and the market tanked.
Whales sold their bags and the market dumped to meet deman.
Learn what buy and sell means and learn how economy of scale works.
NOW is the time to sell everything physical you have and put that money into stocks/crypto.

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55884858

>>55881450
>but I kind of worry for people like 26+ with less than 10k saved.
That's most of the planet my guy.
You're an upper middle class white kid in the USA, your wealth is WAAAY above the average.

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55884861

>>55881505
>I DIDN'T SUFFER
That's right, you did not suffer and now you're reaping the reward.
The ant and the grasshopper.

>> No.55884872

>>55884846
>NOW is the time to sell everything physical you have and put that money into stocks/crypto.
now? why now instead of in a few months when shitcoin and stocks are down another 50% at least?

>> No.55884889
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55884889

>>55882426
You can bag hold BTC and the S&P500 but link? I would have sold way before it shot up to 50 bucks.
I even had 1000 plus linkies all at .35c a pop and didn't hold them, boy was that dumb.
Didn't know much about crypto all those years ago.
OP should liquidate everything he can to make as much money as possible and dump it all into BTC while DCAing every week he has extra money AFTER his faggot fucking bills have been paid.

>> No.55884894
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55884894

>>55884126
>xrp
>>55884126
>scam token. I mean, its on the ethereum blockchain isnt it?
Lmao, lol even.

>> No.55884934
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55884934

>>55884872
>now? why now instead of in a few months
You got a time machine? Smart ass.
NOW is the time to buy, when the market dumps even .5% I ape some money into BTC or Shiba inu.
THAT IS WHY YOU WORK 40-50 hours a week, keep expenses to the minimum and SAVE your fucking money so when BTC/Stocks/houses/whatthefuckingfuckever dips you can either "roll the dice" and throw your cash stack at it or Dollar cost average and slowly buy little by little as the market goes down.
Then? Sell if you want or don't, reinvent when the market dumps again.
By the way, you don't pay taxes until that money leaves your brokerage account and enters your bank account.
Quit being a fag nig and learn to make money, I'm giving you solid grandfather tier advice to you guys in your teens and twenties.
Start DCAing into crypto or stocks NOW.

>> No.55885020

>>55884817
Okay, so youre betting on link and sticking to it, we've established that. Have you thought of not eating cat food anymore? Food is only getting more expensive. Do you have enough chainlink for what you think its going to do? Just get regular food. Surely youve accumulated enough link to where you can just say youll be rich enough when it happens. If you die before moon then you wont be able to enjoy your winnings. What you put it your body always should take priority. I always check for gmo's when shopping and I havent eaten mcdonalds in years. Yeah I probably eat a lot of sweets and and a lot of weed edibles, but I make enough money where I can still stack after all that. I make my own sacrifices though. I havent been to a doctor in 21 years. Haven't been on a vacation since I still lived with my parents. But I eat well. Sorry thats the sacrifice you chose to make

>> No.55885033

>>55884934
200 day MA.

>> No.55885073

>>55884894
Screencapping this for epic lulz later on. Might even have it framed and hung on my wall in my mansion. Already plan on doing something similar with the picture of that girl in the "crypto is for virgins" shirt. None of you better steal my idea