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55841094 No.55841094 [Reply] [Original]

Collecting neetbux, here are my sources of income per month
>$1600 from gibs
>$1000 from dad
>$3000 from delivering pizzas
>$5600 total
Delivering pizzas doesn't count as work because it is very easy and I like driving around town in my Corolla.
I am a rich neet.

>> No.55841105

>>55841094
Jfc imagine bragging about this online like it's a good thing. When's the last time your pebis has felt the inside of another person? No, your dog and the fat retarded bitch down the street don't count.

>> No.55841132

>>55841094
>delivering pizzas
>pizza delivery is a job
You are not a NEET idiot, just someone committing benefits fraud.

>> No.55841138

Guys guys look I'm le epic heckin neet I- I also spend most of my days in a low skill borderline humiliating wage cuck job but I like it so it doesn't count and I'm literally the ultimate neeterino!!!

>> No.55841160

>$1600 from gibs
How

>> No.55841177
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55841177

>>55841105
Not OP but I haven't had sex in 2195 days.

>> No.55841182

do you really make $3000 a month delivering pizzas?

>> No.55841195

>>55841094
>I am a rich neet
You are neither of those things
3k a month delivering pizzas is probably 160 hours
Now factor in gas cost, maintenance, insurance, and car payment if you didn't buy a beater with cash
Using a personal vehicle to make money is arguably the dumbest possible thing you can do

>> No.55841212

>>55841177
How? There's so many fat sluts out there. Check out double list dot com. Too bad craigslist personals still isn't a thing, you'd be banging a fat cougar by tomorrow night if it was.

>> No.55841226

>>55841212
I'd rather just keep the counter going.

>> No.55841236

>>55841226
Fair enough. But there's something special about getting your nuts drained by a fat middle aged woman that looks vaguely like one of your middle school teachers.

>> No.55841237

>>55841160
By lying on 4chan

>> No.55841249
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55841249

>>55841182
Sounds about right. When I delivered pizza 5 years ago I was making 20/hr. With inflation you can probably make 25/hr and work 30-40 hours a week. Plus its all cash so no taxes.

>> No.55841394

>>55841094
>in my Corolla.
>MY
you're not making $3000 from that, cuck.
Just get a part time where you drive somebody else's car for piece of mine.

>> No.55841556

>rich neet
>with a job

bad news fren