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$40 for two lap dances
$80 for a handjob while she let me suck her boobs.
Total = $120.

Was this a good investment? What else could I have done with this money?

>> No.55809847

You could've invested in my free hand jobs for anons campaign

>> No.55809862

>>55809841
You could have bought 15 Link so you missed out on 15,000 dollars

>> No.55809870

>>55809841
>$0 for tinder/hinge
>$10 on condoms
>$0 to "watch a movie at my place"
You messed up anon

>> No.55809872

Did you have fun? Then yeah.

I usually get a 30 min massage plus a handjob for 50-60 euros. Lowest i ever payed was 35.

Keeps the inner SIMP at bay, without any STD risk.

>> No.55809883

>>55809870
Yeah dude and if you calculate 30.50 bucks for one hour worth your time then it gets expensive.

Dont tell me you enjoy the process of "secuding" some tinder ho thats SIMP behavior my dude

>> No.55809907

>>55809883
This anon gets it. Think about the opportunity cost. She should be compensating you monetarily for your valuable time.

>> No.55810056

>>55809883
>Yeah dude and if you calculate 30.50 bucks for one hour worth your time then it gets expensive.
Cope.
>mindlessly swipe on the toilet, waiting in lines, stuck in traffic
>send a few messages while cooking, while watching a movie
It's not that much work. Better than spending $120 and not even getting laid kek

>> No.55810088
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55810088

I have gone on 2 dates with a girl and spent like $150 on her and we haven’t even kissed
I think she’s unvaxxed tho
Sorry for the phone posting

>> No.55810107

>>55810088
checked and sorry for you anon T_T ive been there b4.

>> No.55810129

>>55810088
roi ain't looking too good anon

>> No.55810142
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55810142

>>55810088
>taking girls out on dates BEFORE you've fucked them

pathetic

>>55809870
>condoms

hahahahahah

holy shit this board is full of gay retards

>> No.55810159

>>55810142
normally yes I agree but if she’s unvaxxed and is the ideal race and wants to breed, I’m willing to try something out of ordinary

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>>55810159
>unvaxxed
>ideal race
>breed

completely shocking that she hasn't even kissed you yet. if you haven't figured it out yet she's thinks you're a kinda creepy but not creepy enough to get a free meal from, and she'll continue doing this until you lose interest.

you're welcome.

>> No.55810208

>>55810190
she calls people “bug people” and is more of a sperg than me

>> No.55810652

>>55810056
>not that much
you described yourself scrooling dating apps in every moment of downtime, and even during a movie which is really something that should have your full engagement to properly enjoy

>> No.55810864

>>55809870
You have to be an alpha chad to get women to just show up to your place for sex off tinder, even 5/10s won’t do it unless you are a chad