/biz/ - Business & Finance

/lean hog bros...

Is copying the chosen people trades a viable strategy?

I came here to say nigger and lose money, and I'm all out of money

>>55806925
which stock ?

Lmao dividends are extremely important and anyone that doesn’t consider them is terrible at investing

>>55806963
Gotta get the money first to buy stocks with good dividends

>>55806878
Anime is the future of entertainment. Buy anime stocks.

I'm gonna bet this week will close with another giga dump. Markets look really fucked lately.

>>55806975
should have been the president instead, she's got the biggest tits by far.

>>55806967
Common misconception. You buy indexes and dividends first to start compounding. Years down the road you sell your indexes and add to your dividends

gee bill, two /smg/ threads?

>>55806963
>>55806988
stfu, you're a broken record

>>55807019
kek found the retard
>I…if you want some money j…j..just sell some shares

>>55806963
>muh dividends
Every dividend stock is a trap. You'll lose or miss out on more holding that garbage than you get in return. It's for braindead poo poo niggers that can't see past the shiny reward of a constant payout, but don't think about the catch behind it.

>>55807039
>buy dividend stock
>receive dividends
>receive share appreciation
Vs
>buy growth stock
>it falls
man you aren’t very good at this. Obviously I’m advocating for buying shares in profitable companies that pay dividends. Companies that raise their dividend yearly so the stock price naturally increases too to keep the yield down.

>>55806975
titckers?

Home Depot yearly dividend since 2012

2012: $1.16
2013: $1.56
2014: $1.88
2015: $2.36
2016: $2.76
2017: $3.56
2018: $4.12
2019: $5.44
2020: $6.00
2021: $6.60
2022: $7.60

Congrats to the Home Depot kings

>>55807045
>dividend stocks
like at&t and every other telecom are just trash. I rather have a boring growing company that pays a 2%/3% dividend than a company that doesnt grow or a company that is fully debt loaden or pays more dividend than they have net profits.

>>55807064
You only posted yield traps as your example. Low yield, high dividend growth, and time is the answer.
>I rather have a boring growing company that pays a 2%/3% dividend than a company that doesnt grow or a company that is fully debt loaden or pays more dividend than they have net profits.
Congratulations, you are a dividend investor.

>>55807062
Based. I said it in the other threads, once we get a correction I’m loading THE FUCK UP on divvy anons list.

>>55807045
>dividend stocks can't fall, only growth stocks can

>>55807077
Post divvy list fren?

>>55807078
>growth stocks cant fall, only dividend stocks can

>>55806900
basedchuds stay winning

>>55807087
O, MO, MSFT, HD, PEP, COST, NEP, SCHD, and ABT

>>55807092
*onions
forgot that faggot filter was on /biz/ too

>>55807091
Except I never said that, but you're acting like dividend stocks can't fall here >>55807045
Checkmate, libtard. Nobody's buying your divvy bullshit.

>>55807097
ah fuck it

>>55807094
you forgot MPW
its even on sale!

>>55807091
Look for dividend growth and low payout ratio. The lower the payout ratio the more stable the dividend is. Avoid high yield traps.
>SCHD
>O
>ABT
>ABBV
>NEP
>NEE
>CAT
>JNJ
>HD
>LOW
>AVGO
>AMT
>MSFT
>AAPL
>DUK
>HRL

>>55807109
This is true even with etfs, the dividend growth etfs like vanguard are way better than the high yield dividend ones

MULN’s reverse split went through

>>55807045
hope your Intel divvie investment goes well senpai;)

Forget Mumu vs Bobo, we're now a divvienigger vs actual traders general

>>55807102
>nobody is buying your dividend bullshit
>everyone buys dividend stocks
>dividends made up nearly half of all S&P gains in the last 50 years
you really are bad at this

>>55807117
Thanks I scooped a set at $27 when they cut their dividend to manageable levels.

what the fuck is this NGE bros? Is 95% of the Nigerian fund just gambling on strengthening the naira?

>>55807119
>divvy vs. actual traders
>guaranteed quarterly payouts, regardless of market conditions vs, getting heemed because of a bad gamble or (((bad news)))

>>55807120
>everyone buys dividend stocks
Oh wow dude I guess I should just follow whatever the goyim normie cattle are doing. Definitely. I bet you're vaccinated and voted for Biden too. Faggot.

>>55807127
i got laugh out of reading that as "Nigerian Narnia"

>>55807119
>traders
>ignore the tax implications of day trading and focus on the tax implications of dividends!
kek no

>>55807132
Relax, I was just correcting you when you said “Nobody's buying your divvy bullshit.”

>>55807134
it can take divvy bros to a wonderful place apparently since they removed the oil discount. It's annually giving be .9c on average so a 10% discount and its done extremely well running this year like much of the emerging market as things stabilize. Not nearly as well admittedly as brazilian smallcaps.

>>55807129
>underperforms VOO consistently
shut the fuck up, there's nothing lower than going out of your way to underperform ignorant boomers.

>>55807148
SCHD outperformed VOO in the last 10 years with DRIP enabled for both. I’m sorry you didn’t understand that

What are the odds we will do the same fake and gay pump on fake and gay PPI numbers?

>>55807148
Also it’s an income building strategy. Selling off shares isn’t a viable income strategy because there are going to be years where the market falls and you still have to sell off shares.

>these divy talks
>i'm sitting here in long term tips

Here’s a true dividend giant. Realty income, the monthly dividend company
>increased the dividend 121 times since Realty Income's public listing in 1994
Every single quarter since IPO in 1994 the dividend has been increased. Could you imagine asking your boss for a raise every 3 months

>>55807165
At least TIPS are solid, divvies are an illusion.

its going to be big dump at market open and a slow recovery for the rest of the day again, isn't it...

>>55807119
>divviechuds and traders0ys fighting while getting outperformed by passive index fund investors

>>55807165
And I'm getting paid overnight every day for shorting the indices.

>>55807205
i dont gamble

>>55807054
Here the ones that I've found (but I haven't looked at the financials for all of them yet. Maybe I'll do that later)
>Capcom 9697.T (Not really anime but they own a lot of franchises and have released shows for them afaik)
>TOHO 8142.T
>Square Enix 9684.T (Video Games and Manga)
>Tōei Animation 4816.T
>IG Port 3791.T

Go Natgas go natgas go,
Go natgas go natgas go
gogogogo
https://youtu.be/mHk0CNnUNag?si=8XkWf8vsz7MuMkVx&t=67

>>55807109
Add NI as well to that list

>>55806963
>gotta get that sweet sweet forced withdrawal
>otherwise i might actually have to manage my positions

>>55807229
That's the face dividend recipients make when they adjust for inflation and realize their negative APY

>>55807229
Actually true. Divvy people are guys who just want to buy and not think, not do anything. As if divvies weren't subject to change. As if the company couldn't still go to 0 and you lose your investment and the divvies are only a fraction of that. As if wouldn't matter that you are in the red for eternity
>at least I get divvies

>>55807217
kyoani ticker doko

>>55807192
more like half are outperforming half are cratering

>>55806959
SBSW

8 minutes for the gayest pump the market has ever seen

are we getting another scam wick pump on the news so I can short

Do you guys think it is better to buy puts or calls on AAPL (expiring Dec 2023)?

>smg

>>55807325
>should I buy the top
>or should I short one of the best performers
how about neither one?

>>55806967
dividendless gold beat the snot out of shitty-dividend tech-heavy s&p 500 stocks for most of your entire life
berkshire's IRR, fueled both by dividend stocks and by direct ownership which is the same thing as a dividend to them, crushed both
it's just not that simple

PPI (MoM) (Jul) 0.3% 0.2% 0.1%

>>55807325
Buy 100 AAPL and write a covered call instead

Mumus tongue my anus, second wave imminent

I want to move most of my money into a Fidelity brokerage account and constantly "sweep" that money into T-Bills(?) and whatever the fuck else one buys (bonds? CDs?) in that kind of account. And then use my credit card to pay for everything except bills, which I'll ACH from said brokerage account on autopay to take care of. Anyone know if this is simple to do via Fidelity? I watched a vid on YouTube that makes it look very easy but I'm still hesitant about moving $85,000 over like that

>>55807336
Please suggest some stocks to short I am desperately in need of 30k and have 6k. If no one suggest anything better I am just going to put everything into January 2025 NVAX calls and pray for a miracle

>>55807114
yeah but that's literally retarded for a lot of people, because you're overpaying them to make selections of stocks that everyone has known are the ones to go with for 30, sometimes 50 years
the best dividend-grower stocks are not hidden secrets; it's like knowing what a toyota corolla or a honda civic is

>>55807347
Ok you idiot unautistic losers what does it mean? What's your opinion?
1. Good. Why?
2. Bad. Why?

>>55807357
My current shorts

>>55807362
Bad cause higher ppi now = higher cpi later.

>>55807357
>I am desperately in need of 30k and have 6k
lmao, ngmi, with this kind of pressure you're more likely to get margin called than to even get to 10k

>>55807364
Thank you

>>55807362
What are you saying? It's very simple

>>55807182
>just track inflation bro!!!
>trusting CPI-E
>trusting the US government
you should just be a day trader. at least you'd have a 1% chance of not failing miserably.

>>55807247

>>55807229
>elon musk and jeff bezos always know better than me what to do with every single marginal dollar of bottom line earnings, and this will always be true forever
lmao

>>55807364
Thanks
>>55807369
Probably but I’ve had luck I shorted MNMD and made a 400% profit within a week last year I’m going to pick 2 stocks to short from this list and also PLTR

>>55807373
Is this the report is the first domino for the Stock Market as the fake $20 bill was for George Floyd.

>>55807364
Can you stop the fake selling? we know US will pump

>>55807375
If you think that projections of lower inflation are overly optimistic then TIPS are better than regular bonds. I don't see a better option for basically risk-free fixed income, anything that pays better isn't on the same level of risk.

>>55807376
A m

>>55807357
>i need to way more than double my money
>i definitely can do this with a short position, right?
damn dude

>>55807388
>hurr durr

>TQQQ

>>55807362
3. nothing

>>55807182
>>55807165
What are the rates on TIPS anyway? CPI rate of change or something? Its not i bonds obviously but what is it tracking

Oh COME THE FUCK ON we cannot seriously be back to 2022-levels of utter retardation, every dumb ass headline getting sold off like the world is fucking ending

>>55807389
than regular treasuries, yeah, but i would trust a regional bank CD more than the US government right now. i think you're only looking at the numbers and ignoring any risk adjustment

>>55807400
It tracks CPI and you automatically get more than CPI
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/bonds/tips

>>55807406
>i would trust a regional bank CD more than the US government right now
Regional, really? Why?

The biggest consistent selloff since August 2022 except instead of actual rate hike news and outwardly aggressive Fed policy we have..........A surprise credit downgrade from an organization that listed January 6th as one of the reasons?? News about China? Seriously this is the most retarded move in a year and the reasons for it are practically nonexistent

>>55807405
this is what you beat for being overzealous and being addicted to ZIRP.

What should I celebrate the week with?

>>55807400
It's real yield. Nominal (normal) bonds will have their yield determined by the market i.e. buying and selling demand/supply. But that yield is nominal not real, if you get a 1 year bond for 4% and inflation is 2% your real returns are actually only 2%

TIPS work the same way but the yield for them is real yield. So if a tips bond returns 2% you're guaranteed that 2% PLUS whatever inflation is, it's the opposite. It gets added to your bond.

Because of this you can basically determine what the market is expecting and pricing in by looking at the break even point for nominal and tips bonds.
>https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/rates-bonds/government-bonds/us
Ten year bond is 4.12% and 10 year TIPS bond is 1.76%
That means the market is pricing in 2.36% average yearly inflation over the next ten years

If inflation ends up higher then tips return more, if inflation is lower than nominal bonds end up paying more.

>>55807423
Interest rates haven't been at zero for two years. This level of selling is completely ridiculous when you compare it to the kind of news that has come out.

>>55807436
>no news
>whatsoever

>>55807436
and interest rates weren't above 2% for over a decade

>>55807422
>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish due to recession = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades
But yeah. The reasons for the move are "practically nonexistant"

>>55807434
>the market is pricing in 2.36% average yearly inflation over the next ten years
yes, that's why TIPS are the better choice, unless you actually think inflation is gonna average less than 2.36% lmao

>>55807436
Don't worry anon. Its not like corporations will struggle to refinance their debt with these higher rates that will eat into their earnings
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_debt_bubble

>>55807448
Oh I'm only in tips because that inflation expectation is fucking retarded lol
Plus if anything like >>55807450 finally pops you can expect the fed to just mass print to save the day. And that will fuck over non tips bonds

Next month's inflation reports will be rock salad. It's all based on how it was exactly one year ago. And one year ago it made a major drop down. So relative to that it looks like we plateaued a little bit. But the next month after it pretty much stabilized, so we will drop down heavily next time.

Oh shit we've had a humongous tangible decrease in PPI over the last year but today of all days is when you need to FREAK THE FUCK OUT about a three-tenths-of-a-percent increase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pic related, fuck all of you shortsighted faggots

>>55807445
Yes but I asked for only one reason and you failed. Therefore, bullish

Yesterday retard pump, today retard dump? Funny market

>>55807450
Seriously did I fucking time warp back to 2022? You idiots were saying these EXACT same things only to get blown the fuck out bigly. I was even okay with it back then because you had spooky headlines but now? This is just desperate

>>55807434
>Ten year bond is 4.12% and 10 year TIPS bond is 1.76%
>That means the market is pricing in 2.36% average yearly inflation over the next ten years
>If inflation ends up higher then tips return more, if inflation is lower than nominal bonds end up paying more.
Ah nice thanks. It sounds like then they underperform regular bonds if inflation comes back down? So you are getting 1.76% real yield on TIPS and 0.92 real on 10 year?

Does the bond adjust while you hold it or are you locked into that 1.76% for entire maturity? If it changes sounds like the bonds will always wash out to be equivalent.

>>55807462
>he thinks the market is too dumb to understand how YoY works
that has no effect, you are silly

You just know there will be a slurp

>>55807472
>Does the bond adjust while you hold it or are you locked into that 1.76% for entire maturity? If it changes sounds like the bonds will always wash out to be equivalent.
the bond will loose value yes, you can get fucked over by taxes too because the government will expect you to pay the difference on a bond adjusted for tips... that hasn't paid out yet lol

tips etfs get around this because the inflation difference, and the yield, is just paid to you as divys so whenever you get taxed you got a payout anyways

but yes in the case inflation goes down and is lower tips bonds return less than nominal bonds. some investors choose to split their investments (BND and SCHP for example) so that no matter which way inflation goes they are fine

divvychads today we feast

>futes

>>55807472
>Does the bond adjust while you hold it
No because a bond is just something that you buy at a price (determined by the market) and once you bought it you get coupons every 6 months and at maturity the government buys your bond back for a fixed price. So only the buying price changes, once it's bought you know how much you'll get at maturity.

However you can sell your bond and the price at which you can sell it depends on the market, and that price is how we get yields.

>>55807484
If there isn't then we've totally time warped back to last year. Genuinely surprised by how fucking stupid this last week has been.

>>55807490
This is actually false but you're excused for thinking so because reality is fucking retarded
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Treasury_Inflation_Protected_Security
TIPS get adjusted for inflation before the hit maturity and you get taxed on the capital appreciation, if inflation occurs, BEFORE the bond comes to maturity
>"If you hold individual TIPS in a taxable account, both the inflation adjustment to principal and the interest payments are taxable as ordinary income for federal income tax, although the bonds do not pay out the inflation adjustment to principal until the maturity date. This problem of paying taxes on income not received until a future date is often referred to as the "phantom income" problem."

>>55807471
Every week there is a new corporate bankruptcy because zombiecos are having war waged on them.

>>55807485
K thats what I originally thought which was why i didnt bother with TIPS and just went with t bills. Real or nominal yield will just end up being fine since im getting a rough real yield of 2.3 on my weeklies.
>>55807490
Isnt yield also coupon plus price/time to maturity? But were talking about TIPS which are different then regular bonds you are describing.

imma about to go hard on some 0dte spy puts

>>55807507
anon tips are tbills

>>55807500
Ah yes I see

>>55807501
Oh really I must have missed it which is strange because you'd think you'd hear about companies that matter going bankrupt. But again, this has been happening for A YEAR at this point, there's no fucking reason why the entire market should shit its pants

Got the farts real bad this morning, boys.

TTOO shill show yourself IMMEDIATELY

>>55807513
maybe take the cock out your ear

So did no news nvda nigger kill himself yet or what?

This is all perfectly normal seasonality folks. August and September are always down months. All the big boys are coming back from vacation fucking ladyboys and drug/child-trafficking and reassessing their portfolios.

>>55807511
No they arent? T bills have maturity less than a year while TIPS are a term of 5, 10, or 30 years.

444.04 will be the low of the day on spy.

>>55807530
Nah I'm waiting around for NVDA to blow earnings out so I can witness the Great Bear Roping of 2023.

mornin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xRuxuHjBY4

>>55807512
>buy normal bond for $1000 for 10 years at 2%
>each year you get an interest payment of $20
>you pay taxes on it
>bond matures in 10 years and you get your $1000 back
>you don't pay money on that since you just got your original back
>you got $1200 after ten years and only paid taxes on $200 throughout the ten years
now tips
>buy tips bond for $1000 for 10 years at 2%
>each year you get an interest payment of $20
>you pay taxes on it
>but each year inflation also occurs
>what ever the inflation amount is gets added or subtracted to the MATURATION you get at the end of 10 years its not paid as interest
>so if inflation is 3% and your $1000 becomes $1030
>but you don't get your $1030 back until after the 10 years
>government says "we don't get, fuck you pay us"
>you have to pay the taxes on something you haven't received
>this happens every year
>at the end of ten years you have a total of $1500, of which you had to pay taxes on the $500 but only gained the $300 from inflation after the bond matured at the 10 year mark

>>55807537
i am a retard ignore me i forgot that

>>55807463
Anyone going to comment on this at all? Or are you ignoring it because it completely contradicts your retarded bear narrative lol

>>55807149
No. It doesn't.
$10k invested with monthly $1000 contributions adjusted for inflation yields the following.

>>55807436
People like you have literally no idea their brains have been programed on 0% interest for a whole decade- a whole generation and a half. People like you make the mass of the population- it is truly terrifying how ignorant you are. I bet you think inflation has been going down and not just rising slower....

hows the coffee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwlQ6zT8n9Y

>>55807565
calm your tits, the market has decided feds not going to hike anymore. You keep crying and fighting the fed you will lose it all though.

>>55807553
>buy normal bond for $1000 for 10 years at 2%
you're describing a bond that's all coupons

>>55807565
Ppi up bad. Higher for longer. Nvda hires trannies and you need to have sex. Did I miss anything?

>>55807567
>best year SCHD is pretty much equal to VOO
>worst year SCHD -6%
>worst year VOO -18%
Yeah

>>55807571
Hey boomer you need to get over your retarded pre-internet economic paradigms. The reality is that interest rates have been trending towards 0% real rates for centuries, and these "high" interest rates are still historically low. None of the shit you people say about rates matters when the US dollar is the global reserve currency with a value fixed at "lol fuck you"

How did boomers keep track of their stocks before the internet?

>>55807584
>with a value fixed at "lol fuck you"

>>55807567
>>55807149
This is what I got. Seems like voo does better.

You there, yeah you in the back. You bought top.

>>55807584
Right, interest rates have been trending towards 0% for a very long time and we are now fighting against that trend, a fight we will lose as rates are - once again, like clockwork - forced back down by a crisis.

random question but whats a good place/brand to get shoes for a business setting?

>>55807593
The called up their female broker on their rotary phone and they had to list them all off one by one what they were holding. Alternatively they had to get it by mail every month. And if they wanted to make a trade they had to call them up again and tell them what to do and had to sit through them laughing in your face for making a stupid order.

>>55807584
>the US dollar is the global reserve currency
It's funny how this gets brought up, when this year, more than any other previous year in history, has been the year where this has been tested, where countries are all signing agreements to trade in yuan, trade in gold
just imagine China only trading for oil in yuan / gold - let alone all the other countries, just China
do you know what % of global oil import demand China makes up?
>44%

>>55807613
China is getting desperate to save the yuan as their debt bubble pops. Their debt to gdp is going to make Japan look like child games.

>>55807579
>PPI up
>three tenths of a percent
>after drastically falling for a year
U srs? This is why the ENTIRE MARKET is going to sell off?

>>55807613
Hahahahahahaha when people try to make BRICS seem important it's so cute

>>55807608
Why a "crisis" and not just.... the Fed lowering rates?

investing in china right now is like buying japanese stocks in the late 80s

>>55807626
it increased 300% faster than expected. That sounds pretty dangerous

>>55807637
Yeah it sure sounds sPoOkY when you put 300% instead of 0.2! Better sell everything!

>>55807622
>Their debt to gdp is going to make Japan look like child games.
You do understand why that is not a problem for Japan (I am assuming that applies to China as well)?

>>55807645
you're ignorant as fuck, stop posting

>>55807647
You're not worth BTFOing
>filtered

>>55807647
>Because Japans economy and country isn't imploding..

>>55807149
See, you are dumb and stupid.

>>55807643
Hey guy just got of the horn with the manager of the stock market (hes jewish) and I told him all the stuff youve been saying in these threads and he looked into it and he thinks your right. Turns out line shouldnt be going down especially not the nvda one. He turned money off for a few seconds then turned it back on again and we think that should fix it so if you wann buy right now it should start going up again here in a sec.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wQv-DVLeNk

stonks

>>55807664
I was proven right.

broken

INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAH

>>55807422
Higher for longer rates. AT LEAST one more. Highest they’ve been in almost 30 years.

You just didn’t know you bought the top in July.

>>55807604
Woah neck and neck with VOO in a bull market. That’s incredible. And the fact that SCHD does so much better than voo in a flat or bear market speaks to why it’s such a popular investment

I'm holding my VOO with diamond hands
hedgies will never get my shares

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Prepare to get rugged in 20 minutes when the Michigan Consumer Sentiment comes out

Just boughted NVDA

>>55807593
>How did boomers keep track of their stocks before the internet?

here's a comfy film about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQhnf3QdYo

They either telephoned their broker, or they instructed their assistant to receive the latest stock quotes via the ticker.

I posted this.. They are going to do it.

>>55807740
In 20 minutes we are going to go down further ending the day -4% by close if we are lucky.

LOCKHEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

Aaaand here come the slurpers. I flipped from bear to bull as of a month ago, and man is this fake and gay pumping fake and gay.

>>55807729
VOO sqvoozle when?

PURE
PROFIT

>>55807753
>buying the top like a retard
Just like Isaac Newton.

Where is the chart heading

>>55807422
>A surprise credit downgrade from an organization that listed January 6th as one of the reasons
It's a valid reason to downgrade the credit, BUT NOT for the reasons they publicly state.

The fact that
>a signifact percentage of the population thinks the government is illegimate
>the military high command had to publicly state that they don't support a coup (a lot of people forget this happened, and it's a massive show of weakness because they basically told everyone they don't trust the troops and the lower chain of command to agree)
Shows that the goverment, the oligarchs and the rest of the elite are severely fucking up Murica into an unrecoverable state and destablizing the entire country. However this is not something that anyone is allowed to say out loud so they just say "Jan 6th bad, orange man bad"

Even NVDA is almost all the way to the oversold threshold on 1yr RSI. Great job bears you put it on sale in record time lmfao. Seriously this is the most braindead fucking move in over a year

what THE FR*CK is going on I want some answeries NOW!

WE HAVE A BOOMING ECONOMY AND NO INFLATION THIS SHOULD BE AT S&P 10000 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM GETTING FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEMED

What part of SPY 200 by the end of the year do you not understand?

Fucking hell...

>>55807791
This but oil

>>55807800
The part where there's legitimately no good reason to be selling like this. People looking at this chart >>55807463 and freaking out are beyond retarded.

>>55807747
Great video, thank you Anon

Uhhh bros was ai a complete scam?

>>55807791
Don’t worry about it mayne

>>55807807
this isn't 1920 gramps oil is not needed

>>55807815
>bloomberg
>cohen homonym

>>55807791
>ND NO INFLATION THIS SHOU
There is still inflation and price rises are still remaining. I go to the store and i refuse to buy most things because i feel like theyre cheating me.

how much for a monthly sub to her Onlyfans?

>>55807815
herding them all to the slaughter house every single time

>>55807814
Alibaba just bought $5 billion worth of Nvidia chips for AI, and this "no investment in China" play from the US is causing Chinese companies to buy even more Nvidia chips. AI wasn't even publicly discussed a year ago.

Friendly reminder saying the economy is not at an all time high is probably racist and transphobic.

WEbros… i shoulda bought the dip. Is it too late or should I fomo now at .24?

>>55807827
Keep in mind that after a 2 year bear market, stocks entered a bull market that literally lasted 11 years. We just exited a bear market that lasted roughly a year.

I’m not long anything right now, trying to amass some dry powder for the dip. But to think that stocks won’t recover bigly is just retarded

Loving this market. What are you scooping dividendchads. You already know I added 2 shares of O at open

get your bobos and mumus ready to post
2 minutes

>>55807876
How big of an impact an that really have? And I guess why?

>>55807857
Especially when all this retarded red has pushed everything to technical buy levels. Big Money wasn't wrong for buying the dips in 2022 and they aren't wrong now

>>55807876

>>55807682
BASED

Positive consumer sentiment. Lol.

it’s over

>>55807895
please go up please go up please go up

>>55807898
I think the 1yr and 5yr inflation expectations coming in below consensus is having the impact

>>55807898
Is that bullish or bearish? Doesn't positive consumer sentiment mean more room for rate hikes?

>>55807905
I just don't know what the fuck bears expect. To me this seemed obvious but what do I know.

Let's see, where are we right now?

I just took another bloody red short.

>>55807916
we're at "complacency", like 90% of the time

Gentlemen, today is The Hulksters 70th birthday, do what you will with this insider information.

pump already ran out of steam, huh…

>>55807916
Belief.
The bears are about to see what an actual vertical rise is.

>>55807916
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55807824
Imagine if she got naked and talked about financial news and concepts.

>>55807916
We are unironically at "disbelief" right now

>>55807936
what in the actual fuck

>>55807929

>>55807940
Good call, 2022 was that small down candle

>buying dividend memes in a bear market when you get around 5% for just holding uninvested cash

>>55807929

>>55807936
>>55807944
Hilarious how the chart stops in March 2022 and looks nothing like that now

>>55807940
>disbelief
>he watched DIS completely fail on wens and now its at a high
Were unironically heading for a slaughterhouse.

>>55807852
Pls respond fellas

>>55807958
If DIS doesn’t dump I’m ruined

>>55807916
Hope pullback

>>55807952
Yep. Dividend will always be king. Coca Cola will always raise their dividend, even in a bear market. It really is that easy

>>55807957
what are you talking about the chart goes back to 2011?

QBTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtdKvEpl-Uo

IS THERE NO END TO THIS SLURPNESS?

>>55806878
Totally legit pump there goyim

!

>>55808009
Just buy you fucking retarded nigger

>>55807970
kek, as a dividend investor you just love to see posts like this.
>oh no the market is down half a point my portfolio just lost 70% of its value

>>55808015
Kek lamo even if you're bullish today

>>55807969

>>55808015
lmao, no. I'm waiting to short again, but I short EU. Hilarious S&P chart btw. Looks great. Might dump before closing.

>>55808038

Could you at least fuckin DUMP BMW below 99? FFS

>>55808014

>>55808056

>>55806878
Vaxxies: "There's no mass die offs!!!"
Today's volume: ACK

I bought TTOO and it has only gone down. I need to speak the manager, now!

>>55808066
>YUGE vaxx die off
>Roads are still full of retards driving like retards

Who is beating the S&Peen so far today in their holds?

Sell every top, I'm selling into strength, if you think were going to hit ATH's when interest rates are 600% higher than they were 2 years ago, you are going to learn a valuable lesson in the next 3-6 months.

The bear rally is coming to an end, zoom out.

>>55808078
Save yourself a trip and dont get those heart palpitations checked our bud, I'm sure it's nothing

>>55808038
you're beginning to understand

>>55808038
Bullish

>>55808099
I just didn't take it. I was lamenting this die off is glacial.

Is it weird that I only drink once a month or so? All my coworkers and people my age seem to drink nightly.

hmm.. interesting.

RISE

>>55808129
I'm hungover.

>>55808016
I’m shorting you monkey

>>55808129
You're better for it. I have plans to hangout with my drinking buddies today. I haven't drank all week and I'm actually not looking forward to getting drunk.

>>55808129
Drinking nightly is terrible for you. Sure maybe a single beer every day won't do much but that's not what most people do. I guarantee you that those people also fail to drink any water at all and are in a never-ending cycle of feeling like shit and complaining about everything.

>>55808095
Lol will you still be so haughty after NVDA posts insane earnings and takes the market up another rung?

What day do they announce the next rate hike?

>>55807364
>Shorting Amazon

Damn maybe you guys did all die.

Should i close my uvxy position at a 10% loss... Or is there any chance of it rebounding anytime soon?

>>55808161
Go ahead and short Coca Cola and a bunch of utilities companies. You are beneath me

if I had 500 shekels to aggressively invest, where should I put them? Oil? Arms companies?

>>55808238
>check porn and stock quotes
>porn quotes
My favorite one is "its just smells"
>Damn maybe you guys did all die.
Naw, I'm still here. I'm over doubling down on NTR; really hope you guys listened and bought calls/shares.

Who the fuck is selling and why? Seriously this is dumb as shit. Bunch of faggots have pushed stuff like NVDA from overbought to oversold on the 1yr within a week lol

why yes I do own 1000 shares of SOXS how could you tell

Thinking the Euros are going to sell this off - again

Damn I am tempted to sell all my Meta to dump it into NVIDIA.

>>55808276
Is this your first tech bubble? You truly don’t understand what a rare earth metal bottleneck is going to do to these semi companies, on top of the fact AI is less marketable than everyone hoped.

>>55808289
>You truly don’t understand what a rare earth metal bottleneck is going to do to these semi companies
You’ve never experienced a rare earth metal bottleneck, you’ve never worked at a semis company, you aren’t very good at this

>>55808276
The NVDA FAG NO NEWS guy is here too

>>55807593
I just read the quotes in the morning and evening editions of the newspaper, simple as.

>>55808286
Zucker hasn't been training all this time for nothing...time for a ZUCKER PUNCHHH! Hiyah hiyah, zucker kickk! Pow wham, limit break, SUPER META power up, zow!
>teleports behind you
Sell meta on my watch? Heh, nothing personnel kid

>>55808289
Oh look another one who missed that huge companies are scrambling to buy up Nvidia chips for AI applications, including Alibaba who just bought $5 billion worth

>>55808309
Cool so you must have a clear reason why it's down over 2% today? Surely with that kind of price action there's something you could point to :)

>>55808238
Die from what. I did stop buying SPXL when it got within $10 of my cost basis, but it's way below that again, haha.

Sirs, please purchase nvidia (ticker: NVDA)

>>55808324
Yes, it's overpriced garbage.

>Everything dumping while my oil ETF pumps.
I'm too strong for you Bobo.

Fellas, convince me that Nvidia is worth buying now.

>>55808348
I called it yesterday to buy IONQ. Were up 20 percent today, and growing

>>55808279
I sold my 3000 SOXL shares at $8.60 roflmao fml

>>55808362
SOXS*

>>55808279
I own 11750.

Is Rivian stock worth buying? I keep seeing more and more trucks in my area.

>>55808377
No

lmfao ZERO reason for semis to be dumping like this. Completely retarded.

>>55808396
>>55808324
Stop crying. It has to go down because I shorted it and Jehovah loves me.

SOXL will be 30 dollars any day now right?

>>55808405
of course

>lmfao ZERO reason for semis to be dumping like this. Completely retarded.

I OWN NOTHING. I BURROW AND REBUY IT FOR YOU CHEAPER.

>>55808411
Cope more fag. All semis are now tonguing the threshold for oversold on the 1yr chart. Dumbest fucking selloff in over a year.

>>55808423
>oversold
He thinks that matters anything after 300% pump

15k broken

>Cope more fag. All semis are now tonguing the threshold for oversold on the 1yr chart. Dumbest fucking selloff in over a year.

>>55808423
>25 posts
>cope more
Lol
Lmao!

>>55808233
Yeah hasn't worked out so good so far, but I still have hope of getting unheemed. I just don't like Amazon.

>>55808396
>Completely retarded.
liek u

>>55808423
Post loss porn before thread dies plox

>>55806878
I just bought some Canadian Tire

>>55808435

>it’s oversold because, because it just is okay!
MFW

>>55808455
Based, they're basically a NEET REIT in the sense they sell stealth camping shit for homeless people, very bullish sector right now.

>>55808453
Up 100% ytd even after all this retarded shit. Bought SOXL in the 6s because I'm not an imbecile.

>>55808435
Almost as if there was a huge sector-wide shift less than a year ago

>>55808451
Amazon is undeniably a powerhouse and shorting it is beyond dumb

New thread
>>55808473

>>55808479
Lying to impress some anonymous guy online is gay faggot, just post proof or fuck off right? You fell for the kike narrative and they sold into you, get fucked you greedy nigger.

>>55808324
It’s priced in already.

I’m lmaoing at all these companies that include “AI” as a buzzword like 15 times in their earnings and guidance, despite having a tangential relationship to actual AI companies at best.

>>55808468

>>55808348
Maybe if there was more of a confirmed bull run, and also an upswing in buying volume. Other factors too, but these would be pretty solid indications to help time it.

>>55808273
>that webm
So glad im not small town america desu. Itsa a dump.

welp there goes my baby retard options account. time to reload.

>>55808509
Very confused and over reactionary ket

>>55808279
>sold 1200 shares at 9.90
Dammit… and I thought I was making out like a bandit

>>55808262
TTOO

>>55808038
there's no way you're this retarded

>>55808708
oh yeah, easily, actually, im more retarded than this, going LONG

This market is done. Prepare for oblivion.