/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55794493
>they didn't have an arbitrary amount of monopoly money in the bank
they were running out of cyan ink

>>55794493
This never happened and you don't have $28,000.

>>55794561
Op doesn’t even have 28 usd and just thinking of talking to someone irl makes him hyperventilate.

>>55794493
This is the best story you could write? Pathetic.

This is copy pasted from a Twitter post.

>>55794493
This is stupid. Why would the bank teller cry? It’s not like it’s their money.

>>55794561
>>55794595
>>55794620
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>>55794966
that's a man

>>55794493
They pull this shit over way smaller amounts. It's really demoralizing when you try to pull say 3 or 4 months worth of average living expenses out of the bank and everybody acts like it's so much money. That's when you realize how fucking broke most people are.

>>55794508
kek

Google what the bank's Reserve requirements are now after Covid.

>>55795111
MODS can we flag this post for Amit semitism? Fuck on over to >>>/pol/ PLEASE. Racism and bigotry is not tolerated on a business board.

>>55795127
Well said. FUCKING BAN AND VAN THIS FINANCIAL DISINFORMATION I.N.C.E.L. TERRORIST

>>55794493
You are twelve years old

>>55794561
got eeee!!!!

>>55794493
>The teller actually started to cry
Fake and Gay.

>>55795127
Report the post yourself.

>>55794493
>don't have your money, folks...
That's rich look at the top of that bill what does it say, you don't own that money it's actually just an iou from the fed and the bill is rehypothecated who knows how many times. Theres only 5.6 trillion in circulation m0, where m1 is like 18 trillion. You should give them a heads up when you withdraw that much, usually they will give you hard time if you just show up and ask for that much

>>55794493
And then everyone started clapping

based OP working these retards into a shoot.

God I wish I had 28 dollars so I could buy a crack whore.

Lol I used to withdrawal and deposit 10,000+ just to fuck with them every month until the FBI wanted to question me.

>>55794493
>The teller actually started to cry and went to get his supervisor, who asked him “Do we have enough?”

top kek

No competition for Cogwise in the AI sector, leading the AI itegration into the blockchain.

>>55795063
Withdraw even 2k and they do give you vibes like oh shit do we have enough.

>>55794493
hellods?

>>55794493
This story is bullshit, but I habeeb it.

I saw this story on X, liar

>Merchants start banks
>We are totally going to hold your gold, just use these papers to trade it!
>Eventually you can't retrieve your gold anymore
>Money ends up meaning paper stamps with numbers and drawings on it
>Eventually money ends up meaning numbers in screens
>Now they won't even give you the paper
>White people continue trusting jews and letting them run their countries

>>55794561
>28k is a larp
oh no it's bad

>>55794561
thats not even 1 btc

>>55798842
Yeah

>>55798842
Oy vey goy that's rich withdrawing 1 month average salary.
What are ya gonna do with it?
What are ya gonna do with it goy?

I'm going to report you to the anti-terrorism anti-semetism league if you don't tell me goy.

They acted like I was some kind of osama bin laden when I tried to withdraw $12k to buy my truck a couple years ago. It's not that they don't have enough money. It's because cash is practically illegal for US citizens.

I’m going to come rob you

>>55801182
It is both. Fractional reserve banking ensures they don't. Since the CARES Act, banks literally have 0 reserve banking. They are using the BTFP facility at record levels and are clearly insolvent in face of even slight runs, not even considering the looming defaults on every type of loan and ABS extant, particularly SLABS, ABS, and CRE based MBS. And this doesn't even get into Basel III capital requirements/SOFR shift/the general eurodollar breakdown. Get your money while you can.

>>55796878
That's a blatant lie