/biz/ - Business & Finance

he unironically baked

I have never seen an anime

>>55770745
they are all shallow and full of fan service

>>55770747

that explains why it's so popular with the blacks

Don't forget to watch my newest update before market open, unless you hate making money.

https://youtu.be/ALFdcU0wADo

>>55770753
I will literally kill you.

>>55770770
Ok well that's fucking rude. Keep in mind if you attempt it I will turn your bussy into swiss cheese

>>55770745
I have never baked a thread.
And never will probably.

>>55770733
Less than two hours until markets open. Let’s hear predictions, and strategies for today.

>>55770788
so far the fall is contained

>>55770780
I bet you've never been in a fight in your whole life

>>55770780
>tranime enjoyer
>secretly a faggot/tranny with severe mental illness
every time
>BUT ITS MUH TRANIME PEDO WEBSITE!!!!1

>>55770753
Thank you Mr. John Rockerfeller. I will like, comment, and subscribe as always.

>>55770800
Wanna find out chud?

>futures

>>55770753
rocker you're absolutely retarded. go look who owns venmo

>>55770881
Ahem, I knew that I was just checking to make sure you knew.

>BOIL

>>55770828
I know what you are trying to do whigger. Start trolling then everyone else gets banned but you because the tranjan jerks off to your videos.

I go have a nap (EU), boring. Without the US this goes nowhere. And US will pump 80% chance.

>>55770897
What can I say? The jannies know who's valuable to the general and who isn't.

>>55770788
>strategies for today
I want to kms. But I can’t

>>55770893
no i'm going with the fact that you're retarded, just like everyone else in this general

>>55770808
Thank you anon.

>>55770745
BASED

>futes

Give me a good stock tip

>>55771022
GALT

>>55771022
sell

I bought AAPL puts Friday, what am I in for? People on stocktwits saying it’s gonna gap down to $170.

Lumber is getting kinda cheap. I don't see many cheap commodities desu.

>>55770788
>predictions
market will be a gay
>strategies
DCA in high yield thrash because I could lose my job at any moment because of AI

>>55771022
A B C - A always, B be, C closing
A I D A - Attention, Interest, Decision, Action
Coffee is for closers

The Jews are up to something. I just sold everything.

>>55770788
T-minus 58 minutes.

>>55771022
Believe Ken yourself.

>>55771064
Except your SQQQ. Right? RIGHT?!

>>55771089
Anon we have achieved a permanently high plateau... you are going to get chopped to death

https://youtu.be/CzseljNDMTE

what does this mean for the totally real and organic bear rally in the stock market?

Retards on twitter are charting the sp500 in 4 year cycles like its bitcoin. Someone help them.

If the Russell could just retrace to 1600, I would be so happy

>>55770788
Short TSLA NVDA META

>>55771104
When people start mistaking bobo for a human in a costume, SPY retraces to 200. It's in the prophecy.

Sold BOIL pre market for 5% gains, should see a small retracement?

I still can't believe the valuation we're seeing across the semi industry. Everyone's growth went down (compared to last year) AND forcasted to be down (except nvda) although they're all almost ATH. This can't be sustainable. PE ratio ATH. fuck this shit

>>55771121
Hope so. Not buying more until we’re sub-$60 again.
>>55771100
This sounds like hopium, but I’m sufficiently hedged should this retard pump continue.

>>55771132
Cry about it.

>>55770788
Short GOOG AMZN NFLX

>>55771132
we will literally never need fewer semiconductors

>>55771137
>GOOG
lol
>AMZN
lmao
>NFLX
there’s your good one

>>55770788
Short KRE TLT HYG

>>55771132

>FA works

>>55770788
Long MCD LMT CVX

>>55770788
im still slightly bearish for today at least. then i think bulls start running again wednesday or something.

might sell my bobo hedge today. stop will likely get triggered at least.

>>55771132
for me it's technical analysis

>>55771142
Good luck

>>55771138
A big chunk of the semi industry is selling smartphones, and now people are buying less smartphones. So shit should go down, not up.
>>55771144
Yeah, I hate this. I still can't accept that I have to throw away actual useful (until now) economic science

>>55771160
Good luck to you too. Despite all the shittalking in every thread, I hope we all make it.

>>55771121
>>55771134
Contract roll starts tomorrow and lasts 5 business day. As best I can tell, any dipping it takes from the technical side of the roll peaks on the 4th day which will be Friday, but no telling what will actually occur.

>PAYPAL LAUNCHES CRYPTO STABLECOIN FOR TRANSFERS AND PAYMENTS.
uh

>>55771166
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

Guys I figured out the stock market. Spy is gunna keep bouncing between 450 to 460.
It has major trouble going above 460 = ceiling
It didn't go too far below 450 = floor
Where can this go wrong? This is free money.

>>55771153
just before CPI, which we know will go up again due to oil (thanks oil barrons btw)? nah that shit will sell off.
>>55771158
I like my tea without leaves

>>55771173
no AI, no buy

>>55771173
I boughted Friday

>>55771172
Also, I have no idea how the present macro conditions will counterbalance the technical roll bearishness. There may or may not be enough bullishness to overwhelm that downward pressure, to whatever degree.

>>55771182
works till it doesnt. do it and report back. cap your losses because it will break out at some point, wanna make sure your stack of picked up pennies is bigger than what gets steamrollered

>>55770733
mikochi cute

>>55771183
could be. funny how august is nothing but bobo porn.

>>55771205
Fuck I forgot CPI is this week. That might be info that makes this change.

VTGN

>>55771113
Meta is solid

LOOK AT THE STARS LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOU

I took a fat steaming short on Friday. Am I gonna make it?

Tyson Bros ...

i cleaned up my keyboard an d mouse. lots of hair and dirt it's unbelievable.

>>55771022
Remember, remember, sell before September

>>55771300
didn't you do that last week?

4500 DIAMOND RESISTANCE

VTGN COMPUTER HAAAAAAAAAA

8 minutes everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U

predict market open

>>55771344
9:30 AM

>>55771344
9:30

>>55771347
Bold claim, anon. We'll hold you to that. You're gonna be sweating bullets around 9:29.

>TUP baggies
lmao

>>55771344
-5% first hour then a steady climb up

anyone know of a free website where i can backtest some basic strategies ?

one day i will learn how to program but i am lazy af now.

Who got trapped?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>55771378
CAM ON SQQQ, LETS FAWKIN GO

>>55771378
Amazing

>>55771378
Based

markets are sussin no cap

Ameripoors are tightening their belts, Bidenomics have failed, it's Joever, SPY 390 EOD.

>>55771369
Will never understand why people will ask simple questions like this on an anonymous forum when they could find the answer in 5 seconds by doing a google search

my lil svix doin somethin

>>55771393
>Americans are cutting back on food budgets
Actually insanely bullish, the more fat amerifats lose the more productive they can be and the more strain it takes off of their medical system.

>>55771362
This is what happens when you get.to cocky. Luckily TUP containers are a great storage device for baggy tears

>>55771400
because i want to know what thte best one is.
you just wasted all that time typing out nothing.

>>55771406
God I can smell your yamaka

>>55771406
They're just switching to even lower quality foods lmao.

>>55771400
because they want one that people here use and recommend, not some random shit they find that may suck

>>55771393
For the first time in my life I've been buying meat in bulk when it's on sale and portioning it out and freezing it. Seems like an obvious thing to do but I've never felt like I needed to do that financially until now. I've cut back on buying beer and soft drinks and have been mostly just drinking tap water. Shits getting real out there when it comes to groceries.

I am going to marry the semiconductor market

>>55771449
>marrying the semiconductor market
>when the superconductor market will fuck its shit up in two more weeks™
ISHYGDDT

I'm gonna need you guys to start stocking up on Tyson right now

>>55771470
Why? They're shutting down plants and Amerisharts are buying less and less.

>>55771476
>Why
TO PUMP MY BAGS BACK TO BREAK EVEN

>>55771470
Meijer played a dirty trick on me. I went to buy tendies and decided to go with the Meijer brand ones over the Tyson ones because I wanted to save a buck. When I opened them they were those shitty burger king tier tenders when they used to have them instead of the typical breast chicken tenderloin. I was fucking furious and I apologize for betraying Tyson.

>>55771400
Google search has been compromised. Generally people want products that are recommended by likeminded people.

>>55771422
Oy vey it's yarmulke you filthy antisemite! Your boss Mr. Shekelberg isn't going to like hearing about this!
>>55771423
Ah man, for once I thought fats might actually be losing some weight.

>>55771445
>2020 + 3
>doesn't go to Costco
NGMI. I don't care if you're single (eat the same thing for a month).

>>55771484
Take the loss when it rebounds a bit, we're heading into a recession and your bags are just the first to get hit.

>>55771468
>Implying the semicon giants don't have a foot in the superconductor market already

The epic dump has begun.

>>55771470
>Q2 2023 Net income: -97 M
Nahh fuck that shit

AAPL slurpers wwa

>>55771500
*le epic dumperino

>>55771495
Costco is all the way in Ann arbor and I ain't driving that far nigga
>eat the same thing for a month
Not possible, I don't have autism that legendary like you.

where's the skyt shill? I want a word from him

>be me
>log into schwab account
What the fuck was that?

>>55771517
>I don't have autism that legendary like you.
You wish you did because it makes life so fucking easy:
>buy the same ingredients in bulk
>make one of the dozen dishes I like to make every Sunday
>eat the same thing for the entire week

EAZY

>>55771470
>>55771476
>>55771502
holy fuck I thought about buying that shit a month ago, glad I forgot about it.
I'm again reminded of how bad I am at stock picking. I'll stick to ETFs.

>>55771537
Look I rice and beansmaxx when I need to but meal preppers get the rope right after the zoomers.

that cute little pump all you had mumus?

Looks like it’s gonna be a kangaroo day. I’m going back to sleep.

>small craps

>>55771551
>meal preppers get the rope right after the zoomers.
Why? Because you weren't gifted with such autism?

>>55771555
idk bobro look at semi's people slurp

Imagine being a nigger who didn't buy
THA BOIL DIP
last week.
I just solded some but kept most.

Plunge protection shot their load on open. Sad.

>>55771445
>been mostly just drinking tap water.
Go get a filter unless you want to continue to trash your testosterone levels.
https://youtu.be/mN3ks3kvmO0

>>55771565
Because I deserve better than 5 day old salmon and you do too.

Buy the PGNY dip. Invest in population collapse.

>>55771568
biggest deepest dip was just this past Wed.
IIIII
TOLE
YOU
PEEEPOLE
TO GET INVOOLVED
INNAAAAT

Bobo what's wrong with this picture?

>>55771586
My chilli is dangerously tasty. You should try

>>55771581
Can't find any at the stores, I guess im going to have to buy one online.

>>55771599
Two more hours

>>55771599
Uhm excuse me. Why is Amazon green in that pic? Maybe you should check the charts.

Drill team six has killed the PPT. It’s over.

>>55771599
>a few companies turning red tanks the stock market
Kek

Look at it go!

>>55770745
The only good ones are Avatar: the last airbender
And 1997 berserk
And studio ghibli movies

Bless the anon that told me to buy SOXS + SQQQ last week

>>55771594
You think it’s too late to get in? :(

>>55771629
Apple is like 14 percent of the NASDAQ’s value.

Gay schizo market. Just stick with a fucking direction.

>>55771629
Let's be real, it's aaple. Market is up to their fate.

>>55771639
I gotchu bbygrl

>>55771611
My chili would heem your chili, but it is the one food that gets better days after.
>>55771638
>avatar
Out of my thread zoomer!!!

>>55771642
yeah for now, but watching during the contract roll starting tomorrow and lasting 5 business day, it might get a dip from the technical aspect of the roll in and of itself outside of natgas fundamentals.

>>55771656
>My chili would heem your chili, but it is the one food that gets better days after.
I hope you use Rotel in that shit

>>55771555
>>55771560
>>55771616
Let me guess Bobo, ThIs Is ThE bIg OnE!!1!

FUCK YOU APPLE I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MYCH YOU FUCKING IKIDDIES MACFAGGOTS

I'm shorting CORT

>he sold Tyson (ticker: TSN)
>I used to own a piece of the tendie industry...

>>55771683
I like a smooth tomato not chunky tomato chili. Plus a couple secret ingredients I won't share with you plebs.

My first day of watching the market since last Tuesday (back from a trip)
And I'm making money
yay
The market is healing

Semiconductors will be carrying the market by the end of the year, mark my words.

WTF was the kike shit? VTGN

>>55771706
>I do that
>it dumps one percent
maybe using a screener to find PnDs after the pump part isn't a bad idea

>>55771656
>>avatar
>Out of my thread zoomer!!!
>t. Basedboyb00merbrain that's never even seen a berserk or done a berserk or smelt one either
Get off my lawn

TSLA bros..

>>55771731
>the
That

>>55771717
> Plus a couple secret ingredients I won't share with you plebs.
How dare you. I bet you use cinnamon in your chilli

>>55771732
they will carry fuck all, there will be a valuation re assessment and they will tank like all growth stock

It's going down...

SOXL calls now for Friday or next week?

>>55771723
kick ass, you got unheemed! see, things were not as bad as you *thought*. perhaps apply that to your life in general.

>>55771735
I haven't seen berserk because I saw that video Cosmo watching it and crying and assumed it was tranny viewing
>>55771742
Definitely no cinnamon. I actually you a packages spice blend which is kind of haram but I like the specific profile. I also use both ground beef and Italian sausage in it. Some anon here actually recommended it me a long time ago. I also use twice the recommended tomato paste because I like it extra tomato-y

>>55771691
we are going to have a 5% correction through september than ath by eoy

>not using coffee for the water when you make chili
IMAGINE
IT

>>55771770
options on leveraged products suck. go amd or nvda or tsm.

>>55771778
I'm still down like $13k on the month lol

>>55771736
ELON GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY

>>55771778
Kick ass heemer!

>>55771790
>coffee

The fact that QQQ is green just goes to show how fake and gay this market truly is

>>55771790
Yeah but I already replaced the water in the recipe in beef broth

>>55771810
Answer me zoomer, what are your sekrets

>>55771792
well shit, then!

reminds me of that scene in that stock market movie the big short

>>55771822
And I forgot, I have a call with my (female) banker later today... I should go shower

>>55771811
Microsoft single handedly saving the market from a bloodbath

>>55771810
yep, chuckwagon chili. the cowboys living on the range would use the leftover morning coffee for their chili water, it's good shit. i learned it from an old man now passed. any time i'd go to his house and there was chili it was a big deal because his shit was fuckin' good. one day i just asked what the fuck the deal was and he told me that.

DXY is green. You guys told me stocks are supposed to dump. I'm buying puts now.

>>55771831
Oh what scene is that?

>>55771815
They aren't really secrets just preferences and I posted them a couple of posts up. I used to use broth but I felt it added unnecessary salt and didn't really effect the flavor all that much. Plus anti-bean fags are just stubborn. If you are using it as a sauce like on fries or hot dogs I get it but if you're eating it by itself beans are a must.

>>55771751
Cope. Literally they are perpetual growth stocks

>>55771856
the one where burry gets yelled at for buying the dip

>>55771856
when everyone's finally all in and it's going back up

for me it's 1lb ground beef, 1 packet of mccormick (ticker $MKC) chili seasoning, 15oz tomato sauce, and 15oz dark kidney beans. ezpz

Pretty typical crab day after multiple days of movement in one direction. Tomorrow we’ll continue the dump.

>>55771878
lazy as fuck anon

>>55771871
>average Lesbian relationship

>>55771858
>I used to use broth but I felt it added unnecessary salt and didn't really effect the flavor all that much.
I'll try modifying that next time. I find the chilli recipe I found lacks salt so the broth brings that to the recipe.

>Plus anti-bean fags are just stubborn. If you are using it as a sauce like on fries or hot dogs I get it but if you're eating it by itself beans are a must.
Yeah you need beans, that holds the entire recipe together.

>>55771892
we will continue the dump after lunch tbqh

Soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWGGSGjk_vo

>>55771878
I use that MKC pack sometimes, it does the job breddy gud.

>>55771850
I have a hatred of coffee that's very personal, so that's a tough sell for me. Plus I don't want caffeinated chili.
>>55771878
I still don't understand the difference between dark and light chili beans. Is it just the color?
>>55771899
My friends mom growing up used to make a really thin chili that was more of a soup than chili and I was goddamn delicious. I've never been able to recreate it. I wonder if she used.tomato juice as a base. I'm curious if replacing water or broth with tomato juice would work.

>TSN misses earnings, starts to dump
>I buy puts
>price starts to climb
Nigger how?

When does T become a buy? I've been patient enough I reckon

>>55771932
>I'm curious if replacing water or broth with tomato juice would work.
Yeah I should try that out

>Plus I don't want caffeinated chili.
I should try it next week and see what happens

>>55771940
if you try to catch a wave AFTER earnings you'll just catch a fade instead.

I'm still all in on SQQQ with my stop loss just below 17.60 because there is NO WAY QQQ will climb above 378
It is so because I say so

>caffeinated
>chili
if this catches on, long American toilets

6 more hours everyone

bobo are you okay?

>>55771953
I don't know if I'd do a straight 8 cups of tomato juice but maybe half tomato juice half water. Too keep this stock related, long WEN

>TSN
behold the wages of sin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgGdaSg9fXk

>>55771986
>bonds selling off
>foreign currencies selling off
>AAPL selling off
>TSLA selling off
>IWM just went red
>LABU almost 10% decline
>Nasdaq up 60 points +0.4%
Lol. Yes. We are okay.

>>55772019
cool let me know when equities give a shit about bonds again

>some successful investment attorney is holding an investing 101 class in my podunk town
>about a dozen people show up
>a week later I am the only one showing up
>late 40's bombshell cougar
>she has become my captive audience for the next several months
>she's overly flirtatious
I am going to pick her brain and then fuck the shit out of her.

>>55772046
>let me know when equities give a shit about bonds
Lol. L m a o even.

>>55772047
cathy?

>>55772047
Where at?

>>55772077
fuck you find your own

is there an etf for dollar index?

>>55772049
overlay spy and tlt

>>55772086
bonds

>>55772083
fair enough
but how did you find her, originally? An ad, a post somewhere?

>>55772047
>taking investing advice from a woman
I hope you get laid and all, but you shouldn't be taking notes.

>>55772096
community college flyer

>>55771993
what happened to ska

>>55772086
uup and upn

>>55771986
Doing okay ish. Just hoping LLY smashes their earnings so I can close the last of my bullish positions in preparation for September.

Can't help but
NOOTICE
that the NIGGER
who often gives me shit about BOIL and calls me a shill and a baggie is keepin' his NIGGER ASS quiet today.

>>55772109
Many such cases.

>>55772109
hahah baggie and his stupid BOIL lmao

>>55772098
public education was a mistake...

Somebody shill me a penny stock to toss $10 at. If it pays off, I'll buy my wife flowers.

>>55772086
>no I don't want to trade futures I want to pay a premium to Blackrock
trade futures

>>55772098
this hurt to read
what the fuck is her point? I don’t care if she’s right or wrong I just don’t even know what she’s saying

>>55772123
Been eyeballing ASTI. Still need to research more tho. But these literally who penny stocks have been fucking mooning out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.

>>55772090
ok
Huh.. would you look at that..
It's almost like yields have been falling for 40 years, as the SPX has gone parabolic...
How.. strange... how... unusual...

>>55772135
She's literally trying to say dating and committed relationships but her woman brain isn't capable of processing it. The guy in the video interviews thots on YouTube and he's aged like 20 years in a year having to listen to these thots. I feel bad for him.

Most indices are very close to ATH.
I'm pretty tempted to sell some things and reshuffle a bit.
Think now is a decent time or is there any reason the GBR would kick off early this week?

>>55772103
The age of optimism is gone. There is no need for it anymore.

>>55772175
is that why I have Slayer - God Send Death playing on repeat?

>>55772135
Saying 'like' is a mental tick young people have to give their brain chance to catch-up with their mouth. It's like going 'uuuh'.

She's probably saying she hates the initial awkwardness that comes with dating. She wants to jump right in but there's a lot of bullshit mating dancing we have to do. Unfortunately there are obvious problems with that given a lot of people are insane or dickheads and she's on some losers podcast so obviously the MRA listeners are going to spam her with 'muh lady' and then chimp out when she ignores them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD4kkeJv34o

!?

>>55771871
>he punches like a girl !
TUP beaten up a little this am too. I hope TUPanons took some earnings.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t_kM1yEcDxA
Now that the dust has settled was pendulum the worst namefag to have ever posted?

>>55772195
cum zone market
can't stop cumming
cum S&P500 cum

>>55772135
Chad wants to fuck but Chat doesn't want a long term relationship, essentially

if -lets say- a massive EMP hit the US and deep fried all the algos, what would the real stock market look like?

>>55772195
>>55772019
>>55771986
Lol.

>>55772135
She’s saying she wants a more transactional and standardized sexual system that maximizes her happiness and fulfillment. Women by default want date - sex - move in - quit work - marriage - babies - divorce - pay out - next. Men despite still being fairly oblivious about women have become collectively more informed about them than ever thanks to the internet. The big takeaway is that women can and very often do ruin your life so again through the internet desirable men collectively are reacting by removing components or reshuffling the system women want. She’s upset about that.

>>55772225

>>55772109
people don't like you for your avatarfagging, not for your boil shilling

>>55772253
heh

What’s the bottom for AAPL? Think I’m gonna short here

>>55771369
No one answered your question, Now I want to know.

>>55772263
AAPL is so undervalued its not even funny
enjoy going broke

>>55772232
unironically we would flash crash - we would flashcrash because of the uncertainty / knockout of the grid first and foremost - and you wouldn't be able to trade at all, as all the systems used for trading markets would be offline
but I'm more so referencing the way that algos are being used to trade 0dte, which is suppressing VIX
if they were no longer able to trade 0dte, all of that insane volume being used to trade 0dte would instead flow into longer dates, and it would actually move the VIX
VIX would spike to an insane level, causing funds that trade on VIX strategies (buy shares when VIX is low / falling) would be forced to mass liquidate, causing a snowball effect of others selling as VIX continued to spike higher
would be similar to 87 flash crash

>>55772254
>t. NIGGER

>>55772245
My fucking schizo sister does this to men all the time. She got married, cheated on her husband, got divorced, started living with the loser she cheated on her first husband with, popped out a kid, left her boyfriend, met a great guy, got married, cheated on him, went to rehab. Her 2nd husband said he wanted her back when she got out of rehab. I personally called him and said don't you fucking dare take her back, he did anyway. Can't save them all.

i'm posting lum and nobody can stop me
this is financial advice

holy fucking shit nasdaq just stay the fuck down already

>>55772292
What have you done...

Bruh

>>55772287
What causes men to give in so easily to the vaginal jew?

How do we feel about REAL? I feel like maybe gambling on this company with some dirt cheap options. I’m leaning more toward betting against it, but with Amazon doing fairly well e-commerce as a whole may beat expectations.

>>55772292
Right back at you fellow LUMchad.

Btw, sell copper while you can bros. This is financial advice

>>55772287
bright side, she's not shacked at your place anymore!

>>55772325
Based

>spy +.41%

i'm going to buy 300000 in some shit stock with a share price of 1 or less
any recommendations?

>>55771993
Not my Chicken Wicken

>>55772326
Men who let their guard down. Never let your guard down and this won't happen to you. When you enter a relationship, know that it's going to end eventually. Could be tomorrow, could be 30 years from now, but it will inevitably end. If you know this going in, it won't really bother you when it's over and will help you move on.

>>55772335
NVLH maybe

>>55772138
Looks like it has potential. Solar power is getting pushed like mad. Thanks anon.

>>55772335
NKTR, enjoy your riches

>>55772312
blessed today for gains of course

ay, ay ... oy vey, what happened to the NASDAQ while I was out picking up a bagel.

>>55772325
It’s genuinely deserved. AAPL has been doing horribly this year yet it kept pumping and pumping, even when it missed earnings. Retard market finally acknowledges that it needs to drop.

>>55772047
>podunk
doing it for free, like a true pussy janny

>>55772365
Probably the Euros closing out for the day

>>55772287
Every girl I’ve ever dated has tried it and so has like every girl every guy I’ve known has dated and it sounds like guys all over the world experience it. And there’s probably nothing inherently wrong with it if that’s how humans naturally are, but modern women bring less and less to the table to such an extreme that the whole process ends up being one of suffering as this person ends up constricting your life like an anaconda slowly crushing you and depriving you of joy the more you let them into your life culminating with the sharp discovery that they’re also shitty mothers too and now you brought a child into this defective arrangement. A girl like the one in that interview probably liberally uses Doordash and thinks she’s an adult while not even being able to operate a stove without making you feel like your home insurance premiums should be rising. But she’s surprised why some stud doesn’t want to promote her up in rank in his life.

>>55772325
Oh how terrible. How will I recover with my Apple shares that I bought when they were $26/share :(
How the hell can I buy now, btw? I would completely destroy my nice average

any advice on buying VIX futures?

>>55772382
This is me with a $40 DCA

my long got stopped.

Uh oh Nasdaq is red

>>55772386
trade the indexes

>>55772386
yeah, don't

>>55772287
Is she hot?

>>55772402
yeah I think trading the options would be a good way for me to get blown the fuck out

>>55772382
kick ass, BLESSED!

>>55772325
Lmao

>>55772374
Yeah I've decided if I ever decide to date again I'm just going to go the DiCaprio route and date young. If they're going to be worthless regardless they might as well look good. Obviously if you date a young girl when you're older she's definitely going to cheat but you can just throw them out and not care when they do because there won't be any emotional attachment anyway.

>>55772355
might as well buy some shares of it
>>55772362
>was 110 only 5 years ago
>is now at 0.82
anon i... might as well throw some money at it

How is TUP still pumping???

>>55772367
look faggot I know urban city fags love larping that they pine for rural life, but lets not act like rural living doesn't have it's downsides also.

>>55772411
She already has an autistic son she isn't going to want to take care of 2 autists.

Nvidia is going to sell off big time next week Friday. They aren’t selling their 4000’s series because nobody can afford them and they don’t want to cut the price. They stopped making them, only third parties are making the gpus now. They’re going to focus on AI cards.

>>55772403
you have a good chili recipe so this advice is probably good too.

>>55772430
>>was 110 only 5 years ago
>>is now at 0.82
First time with biotech?

Man I could have bought any of these and come out breddy decent to breddy danged gud! All were paper bought when BOIL was 58.50, this cap is BOIL at 65.50.

Where are all my LUMchads? We rule /smg/

>>55772435
Rural life is the best life. I can't ever imagine living in the city ever again. I have less than a month left before I never have to commute to wretched City Ann arbor ever again.

>>55772441
That didn’t answer my question

>>55772453
yes what should i know about it?

>>55772047
>It's the granny fucker jeet
Get a trip

TUP is going UP! Already up 7% and basically a lot more than that from open since it was red

>>55772461
She's my sister

>>55772462
Oh buddy. Know to stay the fuck away from it. That’s the best advice I could possibly give. There is no sector that is as violent as biotech. Period. 50%+ drops on news that comes out of nowhere is extremely common. The whole thing lives and dies by the FDA. $100 stocks dropping to penny stocks isnt uncommon at all in biotech.

>>55772496
so what you are saying that is that i should buy a bunch of biotech penny stocks and hope they go to 100?

just loaded 25k MULN

>>55772496
> $100 stocks dropping to penny stocks isnt uncommon at all in biotech.
And vice versa. The live and die by the fda, and if these small penny stocks get something they’ve been working on for awhile FDA approved, they go parabolic

I'm not baking again, I'm about to take a nap.

>>55772520
lol

>>55772515
Way more common for stocks to drop from 100 to 1 than stocks to pump from 1 to 100 in biotech. If you wanna join the Stocktwits retards, be my guest.

>>55772520
Why?

>>55772538
>>55772538
>>55772538

Fresh bread >>55772528

>>55772470
Kek does anyone have the picture of the pajeet taking a picture with a genuinely disgusted white woman at a club?

>>55772532
>>55772545
you'll see

>>55772520

>if I had just gone all in S&P 500 VUSD I would have been up 4.5% in 4 months
>tried a wide portfolio
>up 0.3%

Should I give up on 20 or so shares and ETFs and go down 2-3 different ETFs?

>>55771534
gets me every fucking time

>>55772272
>3B USD market cap
>So undervalued