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>>55755818
u know they do hair follicle tests in defense companies, if u smoked weed in the past 3-6 months ur fucked
>t. engineer at GD

>>55755818
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>>55755818
lol you are fucked man but it's ok lockheed isn't that great

>>55755818
DUDE WEEEEEED IT'S MY LIFE

>>55755924
>>55755840
>>55755833
>>55755832
>>55755818
Lockheed insider here, we're about to give
terran Orbital(Ticker: LLAP) a massive contract. Buy before you get priced out. We'll probably buy them eventually too.
Also OP weed is gay

>>55755818
dude just fucking stop smoking it. i smoked every day for 7 years and just stopped one day, no withdrawal at all, its all in your head. just get drunk instead until you pass the test you dumbass go buy some white claw surges right now and throw all your weed away

>>55755832
No, it says urine test. Remind me never to go to GE..
>>55755833
This is job related
>>55755981
Do yall do hair tests??
>>55755999
Alcohol makes me feel no pleasure. Just all around bad reaction fron my body. Tried it many times..

>>55756009
>Alcohol makes me feel no pleasure. Just all around bad reaction fron my body. Tried it many times
idk then, get a nicotine vape or something, dont throw away such a good job because of weed, its not worth it. you can even smoke again once you get the job but to be honest you probably wont even want to after being off of it for a week or two.

>>55755818
I got drug tested for a retail job in my teens making $8.75/hr and now I work in medical and none of the jobs drug test
t. daily weed injector

>>55755981
Anons, DON'T listen to this post. If you bought LLAP based on this information, you would be guilty of insider trading and the SEC would come after you

>working for Lockheed
God bless America, and god bless the jewish people of isr*eal

>>55756044
>If you bought LLAP based on this information, you would be guilty of insider trading and the SEC would come after you
I expect everyone to promptly turn themselves in, as God intended

>>55755818
I just showed this thread to my Jewish girlfriend who works in their HR department, she‘s going to inform corporate of potential hires who fail the drug test are making antisemitic posts on 4chan and therefore would be deemed a security risk. I’d quit smoking dope if I were you

>>55756047
Better than putin and xi, u preffer communism???

>>55756067
What is LLAP's jew quotient? This will be the deciding factor on whether they will pump

>>55756310
Gonna stick around til we can get all this jew business settled

>>55755818
>>55755832
How many of us on this board work for defense contractors?
This board glows

>>55755818
>interview for job at LM
>get nervous about not being able to pee during drug test
>drink fuckton of water
>piss completely clear
>sample flagged by lab as diluted and inconclusive
>never got asked to retake test
I don't think they care that much these days

>>55755818
Good if you have 0 self control I don’t want you working there faggot

>>55755818
You must not want the job that bad if you won't even pause smoking for a while to get it.

>>55756495

Literally the definition of addiction which is continued use of a substance despite negative consequences as a result of its use. Get in a treatment program for marijuana if you want to change things OP.

>>55756475
They should really take weed off. I hate it and in addicted but my brain is still better than the average weekend alcohol drinker

>>55755981
Tell us more. What makes Terran Orbital so attractive to them? Give me something to research at least.

>>55756394
I work for Rheinmetall

>>55756617
Its old news I think, lockheed already invested $100M

>>55756585
No it isnt. Thats a giga cope
I wish stoners were executed publicly

>>55756394
The give away is a heavy set white redneck type looking guy or mulatto driving a Ford or Dodge super duty in the area when they have no reason for it otherwise. Also well groomed spanish and asian short stack women that otherwise don't look rich.
They look unassuming but those are guys you need to cap in the back of the head if you want to inflict damage. The closer you get, the more there are, sheer numbers mean you can't be wrong.

>>55755840
i want to work at lockheed as the ugly bastard

>>55756743
Idk what youre saying but reminded me of this https://youtu.be/FB6y1vq7X_Y

>>55756073
Also the old but average looking, thin, vegan, not blonde white women

>>55756766
That's exactly what I'm saying. It is literally that.

>>55756044
I just like the stock. V(ッ)V

>>55756766
kek
>>55756781
it's a little different at the one I work at.
Most white guys

>>55755818
I worked there for a few years and they make teams with qualified engineers, then fill up the rest of the budget with diversity hires.

On my last team, they paid 3 diversity hires who literally did nothing all day but watch youtube. Wanna know how much? 120k a year. They barely showed up half the day and couldn;t get fired.

>>55755818
I’m almost 6 months clean from the herbal Jew. Best decision I ever made. I was really addicted and did a lot of weed. It was hard I was super unhappy. Still not happy but it’s better to be sober. Jesus helped me more than I ever thought possible. Christ is king.

>>55756696
That’s like half their market cap kek

Type of engineer/salary/years of experience? Is defense the move?

>>55756907
I dont think ill be able to hold my tounge..

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>>55756617
I'm talking about an upcoming contract. 100m contract is old news and will look like chump change
>>55756310
same as other defense contractors

>>55756663
Me too, brother.

What country?

drink lots of water and take vitamin B3 (niacin) every day a week before the test. clears out the weed from your body. you will have to stop smoking new weed before the test though

>>55759373
Holy shit didn’t they just start some celebrity military training contest show? Of all the larps I’ve seen on here, this one might be true. Of course if they really want to make people go to war, they can always do their tried and true method of a false flag attack.

pineapple juice and water. drink as much as you can before puking

t. passed a drug test

>>55756907
Sounds like they're the smart ones and you're the retarded one anon.

>>55755818
Just use fake pee. In my state it's illegal for employers to watch you piss, only parole officers and active military can. Use some hand warmers to keep it the right temp. Now if your job does randoms all the time, you're kinda fucked. But one and done? Easy to pass.

>>55755818
nobody is saying this. just put it down. stop. if you really want this you need to stop. otherwise you can look back and know your failures are completely your fault

also
> weed is not addictive

I can't believe I still hear this repeated.

>>55755818
The media you consume has 0 effect on you and your mentality. Stop blaming movies/music/vidya/porn for violence/depression/drug abuse/etc

>>55759491
They got celebrity's alright.

>>55760258
Wow really inspired to die for my country by this jet black negro who just got off the boat yesterday.

>>55755818
Did you have to do an FBI background check? Would they care if someone was arrested for weed in the past?

>>55757640
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>>55759953
ALL THREE THREADS MADE BY THE SAME SPAMMING OFF TOPIC FUCKING FAGGOT MODS DO YOUR JOB

>>55755832
I've worked at BAE for 10 years, only been piss tested once when I started.