/biz/ - Business & Finance

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>55741068
>>55741068

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

NEGATIVE .46 PERCENT. RRRRRGGGGGGGGHGGGGGRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRR

Meme market.

>>55741691
These algorithms are fucking nuts.

sold my SOXS yesterday and bought BOIL after hours
I'm literally up 15%+ and it feels amazing
made more in two days than I do in a month waging

>10yr +10bps

Serious question.

Why waste time picking and analysing individual stocks when you can just invest in an index ETF and make a stable 7-12% every year?

Ozempic driving landwhales to extinction mean you should long MTCH.

buy high sell low!!!!!

>>55741732
How about both?

>>55741692
What are the chances that they allow ARM to buttfuck the entire mobile ecosystem?

>>55741731
The entire thing is blowing up

>>55741734
>lawsuits popping up
Not so fast, pal.

>>55741732
Addiction to risk. Also ETFs in the long run will be a problem as they just prompt up zombie stocks because they are part of an index

>>55741746
FUCK the mobile ecosystem.

>>55741732
>look through index
>pick the best companies in it
>dont pick the bad companies in it
>beat the index

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

Verification not required.

Crab til earnings, I'm having a nap

>america takes a credit hit
>"This doesn't matter!"
>both long term bonds and long term tips hitting record highs

I am become liquidity

Pick one, Amazon and apple will:

Trigger a pump
Trigger a dump

>>55741801
BASED
I hope you did so while in the green.

>>55741799
With these rising rates, isnt a banking crisis and a real estate crisis practically ensured?

INTC not red today?! B-but I was told it was a shit stock...

>>55741804
suck each other off behind the dumpsters

>>55741828
no
its all good

>>55741787
I'D LIKE TA SPIT SOME BEECH NUT IN THAT DUDE'S EYE
AND SHOOT HIM WITH MY OLE 45

Why are German companies so cheap? I understand combustion engine dinosaurs being cheap, but companies like BASF and Bayer are half the price of what you would get in the US for the same company

>>55741731
>10yr +10bps
It pulled back 1bps and now QQQ is gonna pump lmao

>>55741732
It's what I do. Almost my entire portfolio is ETFs. I don't have to worry about following the stock market or waiting for certain stocks to go up or anything like that. Just invest and forget.

>>55741828
Pretty much which is why id never go long on NOMINAL bonds only tips. Whenever that shit hits the fan the fed is going to do quantitative easing and flood the market with inflation

LTPZ is the only long term tips etf and has an annoying 0.20% expense ratio but considering total yields are 4.3% it just reduces it to 4.1%

and Im not bothering to deal with actually buying tips

are there any WAPs on the UAPs cos i'm tryna fuck a alien

>>55741869
And regional banks KRE about to green. Incredible. Yields really don't matter anymore

Every time there is a semiconductor run you need a shit load of plastics to insulate electronics/ make them functional. Should I invest a shit ton of money on companies like Westlake, Lyondell and Basf?

>>55741864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgenthau_Plan
underway as of march 2022

i legit forgot i have a stock market account for a year
come back to a 40% gain on my 2x index etfs
all im saying is if you aren't beating me you should rethink your strategies

So let me get this straight
>SPX is red
>DXY is red
I thought this was impossible?

the market looks sick bros
what is up with this slop

apple better fucking save us

>>55741851
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah man!

WE SAY GRACE
WE SAY MA'AM (TO ACTUAL WOMEN WITH VAGINAS)
IF YOU AIN'T INTO THAT
WE DON'T GIVE A DAAAAAAAAAAMN

>>55741906
>He still cant read a chart
>he also does not understand lags
Just put your money in a mutual fund and stop posting here.

can anyone please explain how the FUCK we are pumping right now?

>>55741913
its going to sell off, just like everything else thats had earnings beats and still fell 10%

>>55741958
Worried bobo?

>>55741949
Can you please explain to me how it's possible that DXY is red while stocks are also red?
I'm struggling to understand.

and the nasdaq is back baby

>>55741958
Oh I dunno maybe it's because the selloff was for a bullshit reason?

>>55741828
Yes. There will be a credit crisis, the market will be closed, and, well, I don't need to tell you who comes to power after that.

>>55741958
Glownigger market

>>55741958
its volatility
also were still outside the weekly expected move so naturally theres an attempt to bid it back up
still a lot to learn about where the markets going today
its also important to remember that if a bigger selloff has begun, they want you to puke your positions

>>55741958
Yields are higher

>>55741864
Deindustrialization panic selling. It's possible many of the companies are legitimately undervalued and would recover over the next 1-3 years.

tnx is also breaking through a level that should be really bad for the stock market
im thinking today is actually the dead cat

>>55741864
they have lot of dealings with russia esp their industry energy. so the war sanctions fucked them over.
also commies in charge for decades so no back up for ruskies energy.

>>55741958
what part of line goes up do you not understand? inflation will always exist. deal with it faggot.

>>55741958
Yields going 10bps higher everyday is bullish for long duration risk assets in a clown market

>>55741958
>+0.08%

>>55742003
Out: Jack Bogle 60/40 bullshit
In: Timothy Dexter "coal to Newcastle" bullshit

>clicked to purchase BOIL shares
>"buy orders are not permitted on leveraged and inverse products"
T-thanks Vanguard.

QCOM INTC AMD

What are your longs?

>>55741976
Uh, Paul Krugman?

XLU what the fuck get it together

>>55742021
vanguard wants you in their boomer packages where they dripfeed you 5% a year and keep the rest. even robinhood is better

>>55742002
They have alredy diversified their energy purchases and companies like BASF have most of their factories in China

>TLT -2.07%

im a stupid fucking idiot why did i buy hood calls fucking retard fcjfkjiga

>>55742025
SOXL

Fuck yields, fuck bobo, fuck fitch, fuck ever being under spx 4k again. Buy calls.

>>55742021
>trying to buy BOIL after it's already pumped almost 7% today
THEY HAVE DONE YOU A FAVOR IT SEEMS!

>>55742049
thanks, im shorting now

>>55741971
DXY is down 0.15%
SPX is down 0.15%
These are irrelevant moves.
Look at the dollar move last Thursday, up 1% in 2 hours. That will likely have some immediate effect. But overall the dollar is more of a general consideration to take note of. Don't look for a 1 to 1 correlation. Even commodities, which are priced in dollars, sometimes move with the dollar instead of opposite it.

>>55742049

Brappygas bros how we feelin'

Have you guys shorted Sasa Polyester alredy
>Small company of commodity polyester resins which are at an all time low pricing with capacity expanding everywhere
>Prices not competitive with Asia
>Evaluation 4 times higher than Indorama which does the same thing but with more R&D and a much larger business in a better geographical area
This shit stock is overvalued at least 10 times and even the owners are selling their stocks and calling it a bubble

Updating my shitty WING DCF model today since their earnings were out yesterday.

What 1DTE AAPL options is the /smg/ hive mind buying today?

>>55742055
Do it, bears made a killing this year those 3 days.

what happened here?

>>55742061

A lot of my predictions for this quarter's earnings on WING were scarily accurate , i will pat my self on the back for that. pic related

market is putting up decent fight so far. but i wanna see more days to be sure. +4 days how it moves then we will be smarter

So are we buying Qualcomm today or whatever happened there?

>>55742027
He has some very innovative ideas on managing the national debt.

>>55742079
The legal battle an anon mentioned earlier gives me pause.

>>55742076
genius bruh

>>55742076
When does WING moon?

>>55742079
bought qcom instead of nvidia... i may be retarded bros

>>55742076
>This nigga is doing FA on chicken wings

>>55742079
It's tough to judge because the market is in a fucked place but only relatively it seems good.

>>55742107
A man's gotta eat.

>TUP poomps

should I go all in SIGA bros?

>>55742093
I am shorting WING. I think WING is overvalued but the company is putting up a good fucking fight by vertically integrating their bone-in chicken supply chain and thus protecting their company from COGS volatility. This is honestly really impressive from WING and it hurts me because my main thesis was that their COGS would go up since chicken wings are at a literal bottom in terms of spot price..
But now they're insulated from chicken wing spot price.
>>55742087
No, I can't be a genius because this short literally has not been working out for me at all yet. It's liquid as FUCK though and only a 0.3% borrow cost lol. I can hold the short forever.
>>55742107
I'm doing FA on chicken wings and chicken wing supply chains and getting my ass handed to me on WING.


The X-factor that I need to unpack is the Cost of Sales for WING. I need to see how their franchising model relies on either the company or franchisee to pay for chicken wangz.

>>55742115
Oh shit the ride is about to begin.

>>55742132
We have successfully pushed it to q1 2024. I for one am excited for it.

>>55742076
wholesale wing prices went up 20% in july

>>55742125
Did you buy the blowout on Tyson?

>>55742141
Still cheap if you buy on sale though.

>>55742123
>SIGA
give it up anon, it's dead

Bond bros where does it end...

>>55742139
Santa Rally! Also, now THAT'S the type of gains I'm talking about.

>>55742141
Is that what management said in the earnings call? Or is that from another source? The fact is that wing prices going up should have been bearish for the company and lended credibility to my thesis but the stock isn't moving because the company said yesterday “pre-c bone in purchases were 100% subject to spot market, now the majority is not.”

Aka their supply chain is vertically integrated and they no long suffer from the margin diminishment that comes with the spot price of chicken wings going up. This fucking sucks for me as a WING bobo

>>55742161
total bondnigger death

>>55742168
no chill

>>55742123
Not unless you see case counts on sites like https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/sites/monkeyp *x/home/data.html skyrocket.

>>55742156
no i believe

I have no idea about what I'm about to say (mstly because I'm far from expert and I don't know why ARM is suing Qualcomm), but...
if a judge decided Qualcomm breached its license to produce ARM SoCs, it would be a big shitstorm, not only for Qualcomm but also for ARM itself and for the whole fucking US semiconductor industry. I mean, Qualcomm makes the best ARM SoCs out there.
that shit is not happening. there WILL be some agreement at the very least. most probably, they will rule in favor of Qualcomm. and I bet US glowies are working hard for that to happen.

>>55742149
Did they buy the HUHHWHAT now on Tyson?

>>55742161
bro....

>>55742184
Back in spring it gapped the fuck down. Still time to buy the gap closing.

>>55742177
i'm sorry brother, they expect one of us in the wreckage and my options printed
it has to be you

>>55741732
Serious question, why waste time and effort on some index crap that has a bunch of fees when you can simply buy Apple and get +300% every 5 years? Just buy Mega Tech and you are set for life

>>55742196
carry the fire for me anon

>>55742057
Wasting your time. Hes already decided like 3 threads ago that dxy pumping is bullish. Just call him a retarded nigger and move on.

have there been ADP job numbers today or yesterday?

>>55742208
>manlet rage

>>55742161
Who do you expect to repay your "risk-free" treasuries 10, 20, 30 years from now?

If you guessed "smoke detector people", you're correct! And will make a killing off TMV.

>>55742213
Yesterday, 300k+ added

>>55742183
interesting

>>55742221
Ahh, now I see them.
324k added vs. 210k expected
>so much higher
>for so much longer

>>55742220
>Who do you expect to repay your "risk-free" treasuries 10, 20, 30 years from now?
Either your trading partner(s) or the money printer.
Or in other words:
>like it's always been
What exactly do you think has or will change?

Just put another $10,000 into TQQQ

theres nothing good to trade today bros

>>55742208
most indexes are already majority apple and similar companies
the same investment at this point
how about you use some leverage at historically low requirements and fees and beat both (3x ETFs)
inb4 the choploss nigger appears

>>55742209
the fire rises
>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

>>55741732
>letting (((someone else))) manage your invoostments

>>55742237
Nonfarm wages and jobs tomorrow matter much more

>>55742247
>he didn't load up on things yesterday for the rebound

>>55742221
Where the hell are these jobs and how is it the economy is that fuckin strong? Are people really working this fuckin much nowadays?

>>55742183
>>55742231
actually, here's a couple of good articles on this very same topic:
https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/04/arm_qualcomm_lawsuit/
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/arm-qualcomm-lawsuit-could-muddle-us-chip-design-leadership

ok so eu was fucked today cos of boe decision..

i thought it was murrica market

>>55742262
We dindu nuffin.

>>55742248
based

>>55742254
I dont like holding overnight with all the crazy shit going on in the world rn

>>55742246
Dude, you're gonna be the richest student at your middle school!
Congrats, we look forward to seeing you in the futures pits once your prefrontal cortex develops fully!

>>55742255
>Nonfarm wages and jobs tomorrow matter much more
Not really of much importance as long as employment rises.
Any positive number is a resounding beat when """people""" and (((experts))) have been expecting muh recession any moment now for the past years.

>>55742248
kek saved

>>55742269
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Volatility drag. Beta Slippage. Chop. Loss.

>>55742210
If your thesis has aspects that can't be explained. That's a flaw in the thesis.
I apologize for challenging those flaws. Lets all just circlejerk over the same theory that never seems to pan out.

>>55742241
What changed? Demographics, then the subsequent political and treasury supply dynamics. The US of the 1980s is far less Argentinian than the US of the 2040s.

People in the treasury market start to learn this = bond longs get heemed, money printer or no.

buy UPST

>>55742280
You cant read a chart nigger. Put your money in a mitual fund or something and leave.

>>55742278
choploss sandnigger arrive

>>55742247
Buy a small amount of BOIL and be ready to add to it on any dips. Even though it already poomped today, it's still not a bad price to hold and sell next time it hits $65 or more.

>>55742285
holy cope

>>55742278
wtf kind of jewnigger-inspired rambling is this?

>>55742280
retard

>>55742265
That's freedom for you.

>>55742273
>wages
This is the inflation information tomorrow. It matters.
If jobs miss horribly, that could matter. In line or better probably doesn't.

still about 23% overvalued

>>55742300
>>55742293
I am probably one of the few people in this thread who has no Abrahamic (Kike) lineage. In fact I am guaranteeing most of this thread is circumcised.

Closed out like over 30 minutes ago for $300 and $SPY is still hanging out at this level. I don't like it.

>>55742305
I can't imagine owning reits when bonds are yielding so much. Even tips are at 2% real yields which is insane

>>55742049
the market isnt even green
good luck with that lol

Yeah. I said it. Most of this thread is circumcised. What are you going to do? Prove me wrong?

I have a feeling the market is about to dump biggly

>>55742300
resident pajeet toesucking schizo
sit down and stay awhile, enjoy the show

>>55742057
We crashed last Thursday because the yen spiked on YCC rumors, if I recall.
So there was an afternoon event that was bearish for the dollar (relative to yen), and then stocks crashed.
Up until that moment, the entire morning session was stocks up ~0.8% and DXY up similarly. There were slight fluctuations of course, as always. Strange.

I'm not surprised that rising oil is potentially bullish for DXY given that DXY is primarily weighted as dollar vs euro, and the largest physical US export is petroleum.

>>55742320
Did you know that calls are cheaper on red days? Crazy right? So the idea is that you buy them while the market is red, then when it's green again you sell them for profit! It's an insane idea i know but i think it may work.

>>55742312
It's insane that REITs haven't adjusted, yet.
Same with TLT.
People have literally been donating money away for a good year+.

>>55742297
Alright, tell me how the plunge in TLT gets reversed without printing a few trillion a year. Some politically feasible solution like cutting social security 25% or hiking taxes 10%.

Oh, you can't? Then explain how that doesn't start embedding higher inflation expectations in the long bond. Because that's game over.

real slurping has never been tried

>>55742338
you buy with the direction of the market
theres no momentum, only chop, and still red
this is a do nothing day

Should I buy puts now or after amazon and apple and buy tomorrow?

>>55742358
I'm not an options gambloor, but wouldn't you want to buy before IV tongues your anus?

>>55742352
i realized muh gains today
the step after that is to shitpost
busy day if you ask me

>>55742358
you dont buy options before earnings
you sell them

China bois

>>55742286
What do they do?

>>55742346
>how the plunge in TLT gets reversed
What exactly do you think TLT is?
TLT is an income generating ETF which holds [whatever they write in their prospectus] and thus it's price of share needs to adjust so its [the sum of their 12 most recently paid out dividends] divided by its current price of share results in a "calculated yield" comparatively to what [whatever they write in their prospectus] yields right now.

>>55742352
It would be crazy if calls also had expirations that were in the future so you wouldn't have to be so concerned on a 1trading day timeframe.

>>55742347
I slurp, therefore I am

>>55742393
then why would you buy anything today

>>55742388
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is our play, let him figure it out over a year.

>>55742335
>We crashed last Thursday because the yen spiked on YCC rumors, if I recall.
>the entire morning session was stocks up ~0.8% and DXY up similarly
Yeah, there was a lot going on that day. Big GDP beat in the morning, then Japan in the afternoon (the selloff), big Meta beat the night before

>>55742164
it came from the USDA website, i looked it up while you were wing posting the other day

>>55742292
>Put your money in a mitual fund or something and leave.
Says the dude who unironically relies on a financial advisor. Naturally you're recommending mutual funds because you're too poor to qualify as accredited and dump that cash in a real hedge fund.

I'd have preferred not to dig into performance because that distracts from the more important facts and logic, but if you're desperate I can indulge you.

>>55742405
Damn i see what you're saying now, calls are only 30% off. Not much of a sale you're right. I'll just do nothing. Maybe put more cash into $bil.

>>55742426
CAN YOU POST THE SOURCE THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO MY CHICKEN WING THING

I bought 10k of Amazon and Apple.

>>55742432
lmao options barely a week out
are you serious?
youre only exposing how bad you are

>>55742340
their FFO have been amazing so far because they rise really well with inflation but even im surprised they are as low as they are

i feel like a ton of people use reits for short term income so until bonds yields come down no one is going to be buying them

>Mutant salmon
>Literal garbage fuel
>Chicken wings
We got any other hilarious niche shit in /smg/?

>>55742442
Listen kid i buy contracts 60dte+ at 45dte theta really starts to fuck you. I just though you genuinely didn't understand that all call strikes would be cheaper.
>very good bait you got me

>>55742347
>real slurping has never been tried
Agreed.
2008 and start of QE was a ghostly shadow of true slurping.
2025 Kajigger QE will make slurping great again.
>pic related for all fellow pitslurpers

>>55742388
You score an amazing divvy of 4%, pare that to 3% with taxes, snagging a -2% in real terms and combine that with a capital loss of 5%. Very smart. Solid play.

>>55742476
listen kid, heres a protip about options since youve exposed yourself as a novice who buys options
you dont buy the dip on options, thats not a thing lol. hope that helps
good luck!

>>55742320
Seems pretty green to me. Bears being overtly dramatic once again.

>>55742473

>>55742484
even more bait, if you wanna talk delta neutral calendar spreads on spx hit me up.

>>55742495
the only image you need to post are your last 10 trades
show us how good you are mister smart net buyer of options guy lmao

>>55742479
she's quite a lass

>>55742473
>expecting non-meme shit from these IT workers

>>55742434
https://mymarketnews.ams.usda.gov/public_data?slug_id=3649

report filters in pic, also a quick pivot table on the whole wings specifically

>>55742473
There was pussy gel.

>>55742221
>He doesn't know that they're counting volunteer work now.
>>55742479
She's going to fuck up her tits à la Jessica Biel if she lifts too hard.

What happens if yield curve is no longer inverted? Do we win? If so, what?

SOUN/XLU/PATH. I beclown myself. What was I thinking

>>55742505
Oh fuck I forgot.

I sold puts

>>55742473
A semi EV that was powered by HTML.

>>55742507
What's in her portfolio?

>>55742473
>Chicken wings
Which one was this?

>>55742516
What about the tiny ev lil submarine looking cars I can't even remember the company name. Was up there with workhorse also can't forget mvis and the Microsoft rumors

>>55742510
Don't know, don't care, doesn't matter.

welp guys. I had a order put in to purchase TTOO at opening. And then they froze my buying power. I just missed out on a payday.

>>55742473
gaysex

>>55742503
Pls show me the chart I don't have the actual data still even if i download the CSV its just one row....

>>55742507
>She's going to fuck up her tits à la Jessica Biel if she lifts too hard.
That is literally not a thing. She's also doing an Arnold Press variation, which works the various shoulder muscle heads. You're retarded, and likely fatasfatass.
>>55742515
>I sold puts
Who bought them? :/
Isn't the golden bull run (MeltUp) right around the corner?
>>55742522
>What's in her portfolio?
ME

>>55742523
Literally the Wingstop guy ITT. Damn I could use some Jamaican jerk wings.

>>55742530
just buy anyway dude, maybe it does a 20x like snmp did
think of the squeeze, bro, the SQUEEZE

>>55742523
>>55742546

He's talking about me shorting WING. People always blindly assume every person talking about a stock is going long on it.

I'm not. Most of of the stocks I talk about on /smg/ are me talking about shorting it. Fucking WING is actually a well run business if they really did vertically integrate their wings

>>55742262
Nobody and I mean nobody cares about BoE. They have given up on fighting the inflation as they refrained from hiking by 50bps. Rather, they hiked mere 25 bps... Several European countries have a core inflation of fuckin 8% and they honestly think these pathetic hikes are gonna do something.
But it is understandable. Eurocucks are too tied to short-term mortgages so they will get severely fugged later this year as those loans get re-financed. They can't raise too much and too aggressively since that would completely kill the economy.
Normos are accustomed to ZIRP and will now feel the heat of inflation

>>55742545
She's doing the movement too fast though

We're green.

>>55742473
>six responses to a facebook image
lol, this is why you all got caught flat footed by the downgrade. I hope all images have text plastered onto them to explain what the picture means since the pictures doesn't match the text at all otherwise.

WTFWT?

Who the fuck is buying NKLA right now? Why is it pumping so hard?

>>55742416
Yeah, it was a busy day. But I distinctly remember one retard spouting shit about green DXY == bearish all morning to no effect, as if that was the only thing that matters.
Then BoJ rumors came in and he couldn't accept that something else could possibly be responsible for the move he'd so brilliantly predicted. In fact, DXY declined a bit that afternoon due to the 12% yen weighting. Strange.

>AI is a meme
>chatGP literally got dumber (it never worked as intended in the first place)
>superconductor is another fake chink scam
>reinflation
>households running out of credit and savings
So what’s pumping tech?

>>55742553
>shorting WING
I'm shorting TXRH. You should take a look.
>>55742566
>Thinks he can argue about TUT
She is not going too fast. Stop being dumb.

>>55742574
I post images, even out of context images, with my posts because it garners more responses. Git gud.

>>55742335
>Up until that moment, the entire morning session was stocks up ~0.8% and DXY up similarly.
No.
As soon as euro sold off on ECB, DXY spiked higher, also dragging down US equities.
Here's a chart.
You are still hung up on losing an argument that took place a week ago. Rent free.
>pic related
Please just look at this picture. I have made it 100% crystal clear for your retard self.

>>55742592
Why are you shorting TXRH? The closest TXRH to me is like an hour - 90 mins away. We don't have many Texas Roadhouses over here in NorCal I guess. But what's wrong with TXRH? They pull in a lot of revenues AFAIK, a very large market cap chain

>>55742574
Did you enjoy my highly contextual webm that I posted about slurping?
You should try slurping (of a womans sweaty pits)

>>55742590
>>superconductor is another fake chink scam
We still have time to push for demiconductors, bros.
>>55742545
>That is literally not a thing.
You burn fat so you burn a portion of your tits away. How much they lift (and how much they juice) factors into the overall irreparable damage. Keep burying your head in the sand.

>>55742530
How did you know about it? I didn't see anyone talk about it in the past week. Or maybe I'm just blind.

THE BULLS ARE BACK!!!!

>>55742594
Use more text on them so the dumb dumbs who slurp it up will understand the image. They need all the help they can get.

I'm awful at selling. Can I just buy and hold TQQQ?

>>55742522
VIVE.

>>55742479
>5-7kg dumbbells
>Movements are too quick
>No ToT
>Ignoring negatives
>Microdosing Anavar
Get better taste, son

>>55742584
> Then BoJ rumors came in and he couldn't accept that something else could possibly be responsible for the move
Jesus fucking christ. You are so fucking retarded and illiterate it's unbelievable
>>55688760
>Nobody is denying the BOJ move also moved equities.
>NOBODY IS DENYING THE BOJ MOVE ALSO MATTERED!!! I AM NOT DENYING THE BOJ MOVE!!
>>55688865
>I'm not denying that the BOJ also moved markets, and moved them sharper than the morning move (which I think that he thinks I am)
The morning move also mattered, moved currencies, also moved equities.
>Yesterday, the ECB came out less aggressive than expected, in conjunction with strong US data. This made the euro fall sharply - the dollar rise sharply. This put equities under pressure in the morning.
Then, at 1:00pm there was a really bad 7 year treasury auction. Immediately afterward within minutes, BOJ rumor of YCC tweak.
All 3 things moved the markets yesterday to the downside.

We've gone over this so many times you fucking retard. Jesus christ. For the 10th time, nobody, not myself, not even the straw man that you are building in your head (rent free btw) is arguing taht the BOJ move didn't matter

>>55742590
ChatGPT code interpreter is useful as fuck. Do have to pay 20/month for it but it turns 6 hour tasks into 1 hour tasks. I will pay for that easily

>>55742616
Image macros are a 4chan staple, good sir.

lmao last time the credit rating dropped it was “BLACK MONDAY 2011” and the president had to make a speech and shit, and here we are heading back to the range

>>55742543
here's the 2023 dataset:

https://files.catbox.moe/zrremd.csv

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uhhhhhhh bobo

>>55742636
risk has been eliminated

>>55742647
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55742604
>factors into the overall irreparable damage
drugs will cause damage. Lifting will not. kys fatso loser.
>>55742623
>Whatever this faggot is saying
Wow, john rocker levels of knowledge in this general.
I came here from /fit/ after going to school to be a Physio. I absolutely know more than both of you retards.
No one mentioned drugs, you just assumed any female with definition is absolutely on gear. Kind of a self report if you don't know anyone like that in real life.

>>55742636
Last time bond yields were falling, this time they are blowing out

>>55742642
Thanks, I'll unpack this CSV on Pandas and try to visualize it for Smiggers soon. You bhenchodes better like my visualizations on jupyter notebook for chicken wing costs

>>55742428
>He thinks I put my money in mutual funds
>He thinks I use an advisor
>He still thinks dxy pumping is bullish for equities
So nigger we now know you cant read words or charts.
>Facts and logic
>I can indulge you
Fedora tipping redditor spotted.

>>55742658
more importantly the credit hit seems to have had a real effect because the tips real yields are rising over 2%

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/whats-happening-economy-great-wealth-transfer-ray-dalio/

>>55742636
>t-that one bad thing that happened before now happened again and the market has to behave the same way like it did back then
>why well you see because well because it just has to ok?!

>NO NO IT CAN'T GO UP, THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
Ahem, clown world, clown market.

>>55742338
>>55742369
>>55742393
BASED fellows. I hope to someday grow into a man enough to trade options, but for now I am far too much of a pussy and just sticking to safe trades like BOIL.
MUCH RESPECT to those who are capable.

>>55742598
Cope, retard. I made money shorting the yen on that rumor.
What the fuck have you done? Tell your advisor to cash out and miss half the rally?

The decline obviously aligned with the US market open, not the premarket ECB news. Note that bounce right before 9:30 that goes against your own read on that data. Note the massive DXY move relative to a small impact in SPX
This sort of market hours fade is typical of late stage bull rallies, as buyers need fresh hype just to keep bidding shit up.

Obviously DXY has some correlations some of the time, but it's mostly due to other factors. DXY is not a leading indicator, nor is it a perfect indicator in these situations you're applying it. There are some moves that are directly tied to dollar strength, weakness and liquidity, but as it stands DXY has largely been a non-factor in this later stage of the bull run.

>>55742635
image macro is a boomer term, boomer
they are memes now

>>55742352
It's a good fucking thing he didn't listen to you. He timed the bottom perfectly LMAO

>>55742352
>Why would you squat down right before you jump ? I mean you're jumping to get elevation why would you decrease your elevation before increasing your elevation ?

Do nothing if that is the best action.

I told you so
I know this market is dogshit and I completely feel for you bears but the golden rule is that every dip will be slurped. Every.Single.One.
>>55738436
Cashed out on SQQQ when it hit 18.30, now I'm gonna sit tight waiting for apple & amazon earnings and look for a good entry point for NIO

>>55742594
>so that we don't have a long jews
NEARLY UNSTOPPABLE KEK

>>55742698
what are you talking about
the market isnt doing anything lol
indices are flat

>>55742691
I am the elder memelord.

Slurpbros ......?

AA+ DEBT IS BULLISH AS FUCK
FITCHS GET STITCHES

The thing about ChatGPT (Code Interpreter) is that you have to treat it like your junior analyst who is extremely, extremely autistic and can do complex tasks quickly only if you give him the steps to do said tasks one by one with autistic specifications at certain places.

Just treat the LLM like a high functioning asperger's researcher. Just talk to ChatGPT like it is rabidly autistic.

Öl? ÖL.

>>55742594
Based jerome. Is he sayanim or not ?

>>55742713
much better

Is Mongo a meme stock that I should dump or does it have the potential to ballon into a profitable tech company with fat margins?

BOIL bros

>>55742739
it's doin' tha slow soar

>>55742689
Lmao. I don't give a fuck about your trade on the yen anon.
I also have a 12 inch penis and $1.2 million portfolio. Is this related to the conversation? Fuck no.
>the decline obviously aligned with the open
Lmao. I know you're retarded, but come on man, give me a break here, just look at the fucking charts where I have them circled 8:30am is not the open. We hit the high at 4605, then ECB made dollar surge higher. Did we retake this high? No.
>Note that bounce
Markets don't move in a straight line you fucking retard! Lol. We hit the high and the trend broke as dollar surged higher
>but as it stands DXY has largely been a non-factor in this later stage of the bull run.
No. Absolutely not. We have fallen from 112 to 100 DXY this whole bull run.
Please, just look at the image again, and use your little retard brain to comprehend what happened
>>55742598
I want to repeat, for the 11th time, because you're. so retarded, and keep bringing it up, I am not denying the BOJ move was much more significant, and moved markets much greater than the morning move upon ECB dovishness, and the 7 year treasury auction. My argument is, and always has been, that all events contributed to the market topping out - we will see if this was just short-term, or long term
Please, just read the article I already linked you on this discussion, too

>>55742739
still down from like 3 days ago though. unless you slurped, nothing to celebrate

>>55742735
It depends. What do you think the growth rate of unstructured data will look like? That is what Mongo is used for. Unstructured data.

So how do you see the demand for Mongo type databases?

Insider here. AMZN weekly calls will change lives.

>Burry stock
>priced below cash
>zoomers love luxury swag
>resale market strong during recessions
>AI authentification, also offered as a service

why doesnt wallstreet like it?

I moved my assets to full cash and bonds during the pandemic but now I have a hunch things are about to get better. What are the hottest hodls right now? Leaning towards ETFs because fuck hand-picking stocks.

>>55742507
Ahem, HNNNGGG

>>55742762
unironic top is in

>>55742717
Noice. But watch out, above 80 and you're cruisin' for another SPR bruisin'.

>>55742657
>I came here from /fit/
Meaning you're fat... heh, sorry m8 but that was too easy. Everybody knows that users of a specific thread embody the antithesis of that specific thread, meaning if you're on /int/ you're most likely a dimwit, if you're on /fit/ you're most likely fat and so on.
I mentioned drugs because it is very much obvious (and doesn't really have all that much to do with "definition"). Stop being a pathetic simp, bro.
Come back when you can do 180kg+ bench press, bro.
>drugs will cause damage. Lifting will not
Are you serious? Bad form can absolutely cause damage. And females have significantly lower amount of androgenic steroids, so their bone strength is shit. Their ligaments are also crap. They are far more prone to damage (mechanically not physically since they won't tend to challenge themselves as much as men).
Come on bro

>>55742752
oh i've been slurping, bought yesterday after market

>>55742667
All this desperation, praying the whole time that I must be some incompetent retard because no one could possibly disagree with a market wizard such as your self..
Yet, now that you've seen a glimpse of my profits, all you can do is shout
>reddit
Unfortunately as I've never used that site, whatever reference you're attempting falls on deaf ears.

I'm sorry you're struggling to beat the markets. I'm sorry that ~600k portfolio you spent your whole life saving up for won't go as far as you thought it might due to the inflation. I'm sorry you keep getting paper statements every month that simply bring more bad news.
On the bright side, if your logical process is as great as you've imagined then eventually the odds guarantee you'll outperform.

Aapl

>>55742752
>unless
retard
who the fuck wouldn't slurp their precious when it gets cheaper?

So this is fake and gay, right? We're going back to our regularly scheduled crash by next week, right???

>>55742748
>I also have a 12 inch penis and $1.2 million portfolio.
>girls now filter for 12 inch dicks, $1.2 million NW, and being 12 inches taller than them.

What are your thoughts on aapl earnings ? Price is up or down following earnings?
What do you think smg/redit

>>55742775
excellent move

>>55742755
I am bullish, but I haven't worked in software in 2 years so I can't tell how it is evolving. I do think that it has synergies with AI

>>55742788
We going to all time highs by the end of the month with one or two repeats of yesterday in between. I'm holding my SOXL.

>>55742786
>avatarfagging faggot
opinion irrelevant

>>55742672
Is this guy drunk?
What the fuck did I just read?

>>55742791
hoeflation is real
somebody needs to hike some rates on them and get it under control

I should not have panic sold
FUCK

>>55742774
>this fag
You're wrong and being weasly. kys and stop @ my account bitch
>>55742788
>So this is fake and gay, right? We're going back to our regularly scheduled crash by next week, right???
Why would we? AA+ means there's room for improvement. Extremely bullish desu

>>55742796
What are Mongo's synergies with AI?

>>55742803
rich boomer blog ramblings

>>55742813
LMAO IMAGINE BELIEVING RETARDED FUCKING BOBOS FOR EVEN A SECOND!!!!

>>55742793
Apple is going the META way
sales are dropping, the new gimmick device is a money drain
-30% in a year

>>55742801
stay a poor nigger then I guess, us white men have green BOIL today.

STOP FUCKIN BUYING

>>55742667
he's genuinely retarded (zoomer)
look >>55742584 >>55742628
it's not even worth arguing with him, because even after you make it crystal clear your position multiple times, he still has a strawman built in his head

What do you think about META? To me still looks like a good stock with potential, but I have alredy doubled my investment with it and Idk where the ceiling is as its business is too reliable on instagram and the Metaverse play won't pan out any time soon

>>55742762
>What are the hottest hodls right now?
NVDY
>>55742657
>after going to school to be a Physio
You must have been at the top of your fucking class.

>>55742815

>>55742774
By your logic everyone on /biz/ is a poor retard, definitely NOT qualified to give financial advice. Wait a sec....

>>55742836
Biggest bubble in the fucking market, at least Tesla has tangible products

BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>55742847
Oh... it all starts to come together, right?

Where is the Anon with 100k in puts? I just want to talk with him, I just need to talk with him please, I want a refund

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TS9Yw8aeiWQ

>>55742836
I’m in the same boat, I think it’s going to be a long term hold in my portfolio. The ARPU numbers are still insane and will honestly continue to grow through a recession as businesses streamline their advertising to only the most successful channels.

Also the street still doesn’t understand the Metaverse which is going to be crazy.

>>55742748
>We have fallen from 112 to 100 DXY this whole bull run.
DXY essentially bottomed in the end of January. SPX is up ~12% since then.
You can dispute this, but you'd be retarded to do so. Just read the chart.

Only the first move from 3600 to 4100 was caused by increasing dollar liquidity as those initial rate hikes were digested and the pace slowed.
More than half the scope of the move higher has occurred since that point. There are other factors at play. The fact is that 5% rates in perpetuity along with 5% inflation will provide a expected 5% annual boost to the markets independent of everything, because stocks represent businesses that earn money based on the dollars present and available in the economy.
For a great example of this, check out Merval as measured in argentine pesos.

New bread
>>55742868

>>55742854
Meta's finantials and revenue streams are solid and have been solid for years. What I am skeptical about its the growth potential. Instagram and Facebook for boomers is a money making machine milking huge chunks of the budget of all consumer centric SMEs

>>55742831
I have no idea whether you're larping as two retards via phone posting, or you two are actually both distinct retards that happen to agree on the same retarded ideas.
It makes no difference. For simplicity I'll continue to treat you both as one. Judging by a rough analysis of posting style, I think that's the most likely scenario regardless.

>>55742921
Lol at your life.

>>55742758
>inb4 homeless

>>55742208
>bunch of fees
ETFs have one fee: the expense ratio

>simply buy Apple and get +300% every 5 years
You can weight your port heavily to one stock like Apple if you believe that, but if you're wrong, your capital is fucked

>Just buy Mega Tech and you are set for life
This is actually why a lot of people buy QQQ, XLK, etc. They want many megatech companies, but the price of buying them separately is too costly per share (and costs more in taxes). ETFs offer an easy, lower priced, one price solution to owning a sector or some wacky thematic shit

>>55742952
lmao. The quantity of posters is irrelevant because it's one singular idea up for debate, the importance of DXY. I don't care how many are on your side, whether real or puppets. You are all wrong.

That image you've misapplied was designed for the type of people who spam "samefag" as their only argument, particularly in discussions that are entirely opinion based. We're debating facts here, and those facts have been laid out bare.
Not my problem if you choose to ignore the inconvenient ones. We're done here.

>>55742886
You are so retarded. It is unbelievable.
If economic activity falls greater than the increase in prices, it's net negative anon.
In other simpler words:
>if I sell 100 units at $100
vs
>I sell 80 units at $105
which gives you more money?
>what is elasticity of demand
>how do interest rates affect demand
gee - whiz, I wonder

>>55743024
>We're done here.
Lmao.
You brought up this discussion for the umpteenth time, I showed you >>55742598 that you're wrong, I showed you that you're schizophrenic >>55742584
>Then BoJ rumors came in and he couldn't accept that something else could possibly be responsible for the move
>>55742628
You refuted none of this. You had no argument. You then jumped topics to >>55742886
>yeah well DXY is responsible for half of the gain, but that doesn't make it responsible!
you're talking out of both sides of your mouth, anon.
>Just read the chart.
YOU read the chart
>>55742598
>>55742598
>>55742598
Now we are done here, until you inevitably bring it up again, as you are butthurt, so assblasted, that not only myself, but other anons disagree with you. We will live rent free in your head for probably the next year. I don't see you not bringing this up again for literally years.
I will not bring it up again - let's see who brings it up again first

>I actually bought the bottom

>>55742752
>>55742786
Hey, you know what, I shouldn't have called you a retard for making that statement, it's too easy to let the culture of this shithole flow freely. You're not "wrong" there, but as I often state, be sure to keep plenty of free liquidity for averaging down. I apologize for calling you a retard in that particular context though. You're still a nigger though. Verification not required.

WTF DID YOU DO, TOO MUCH PUMP!

Did you fall for the bull trap