/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55736245
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 1,739.554B, 96P = 18.120B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 1,770.186B, 101P = 17.527B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Dont forget, a shill's presence betrays their rhetoric.

>> they dont do it just for fun

Guy, trust me on this but we WILL MAKE IT. The giga amount of short interest is being obfuscated and hidden through swap contracts held in the back books of Brazilian hedge fund shell companies where the regulations are extremely lax about being transparent with positions they hold. The shorts were all transferred there and it’s only a matter of time before all the big banks have to cover. We already took down Credit Suisse this way and it’s only just starting. Nobody believes that the big guys are still holding shorts and paying for them despite the first squeeze. That wasn’t the real thing since they never covered as explained above. The premiums on their shorts is killing them slowly which is how the whole thing with regional banks in the US crashing started. The fact yields went up was just a distraction from their secret positions against GME. WAGMI frens. Stay based. I bought three extra shares today (payday yay). Never selling and always buying. Stay comfy on this epic sub. We are gonna tear shit up when this starts bussing to the moon !!! Also Fyi I dont idgaf that I’m down like 17.8% because it will easily fucking go up at least that amount anyways in the span of an hour when it pops.

You guys are based thanks so much for revealing this golden ticket to me! THIS IS SO BAAAAAAASED

>>55736293
They need hugs.

I do say, that thread was absolutely redolent of motor oil, bird shit, and stale Italian food, like the East River in New York City.

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies

WAGMI
Sneed hedgies

ken griffin's getting fucked on his trades and his business kek

MOASS tomorrow fellas, I can feel it in my loins

>>55736318
Looks like Ken Griffin is going to have to resort to more unsavory methods of making money

GameStop is rad!

I would like to personally thank the shills for speeding up the threads.

>>55736245
when the MOASS hits, I'm busting fat nuts down the throats of underage hedgies' daughters in exchange for giving them shitty shelter to stay in. remember, it's not rape if you're the 1%

>>55736334

>>55736461
I should've known that Kenny would be such a liquidity whore

>>55736475

>>55736372
If you're going to post this in every thread at least use this OC I just cooked up

>>55736522
Kenny has made some excellent "internal screaming" faces

>>55736536

Fellas. This is really good news.
I haven’t seen this much shill activity *this* at this frequency of replies.

To the shills and fudsters try and repel this argument:

How do you think it’s going to work when I decide to enter the flesh of your daughters cooters when they’re the ages between 18-28? You don’t think I won’t prey on them while I thrust my Hoo-ha and spread my sweet nut butter in and around them? My delish experience of their sweet nectar making me groan and moan and huff and puff. While their inside are gripping n hugging and gripping n hugging my yogurt slinging helmet. I want you shills to understand me here for a moment. I won’t sell and the longer I don’t the more your daughters will be attracted to MY wealth. I’m young and healthy, im educated, im vocal, I’m getting fitter day by day, im well read and I’m witty. You will never know the wiser once she introduces me to you. I will never reveal my cards to her or you. The inside of your brain will cook because I’m plowing your daughter. Me, yes, me the one you attempted to Fud and shill. I’m going to use your daughter until my gonads are drained and my lust for her body is empty. The cherry on top of all this, once I’m done I will simply leave and move on to the next daughter of fudster and shill. EVERY DAY im going to be moaning and groaning while my hips buck and as my thighs flex and maybe even cramp a lil. I will extract all the sexual value from their bodies, then toss them to the side of the road.

I really like GameStop, I really like the good I will do with the money. I will help United States citizens, I will not help: Isreal, Ukraine, Pakistan, Kashmir, India, and or any other mongoloid state.

can I get a “hell yeah” fellas?

>>55736543

>>55736553

>>55736557
nothing screams NGMI like pensive Ken

>>55736573

Hey so which one of you (((wise guys))) is the butt fucker? I just want to talk to him

Digits is percent chance of moass Thursday, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

>>55736578
just don't make him angry. you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

>>55736594

>>55736605

>>55736640

In the epic realm of the stock market, GME stands as a legend, often capturing the imagination of countless investors like the captivating lore of The Legend of Zelda. However, it is crucial to recognize that just as Ganon returns to clash with Link time and time again, the dream of an extreme payout for those holding GME may remain elusive. The path to wealth through GME is akin to Link's eternal struggle against the unyielding darkness, where despite heroic efforts, the cycle of disappointment persists. The tale of GME has been one of volatility, short squeezes, and fervent hope, but in the end, the relentless forces of the market can overshadow the aspirations of those seeking riches.

>>55736662
Like the triumphant hero Link, some early investors in GME indeed enjoyed great victories, slaying short sellers and reaping rewards. Yet, as Ganon's inevitable return challenges Link's perseverance, the stock's underlying fundamentals and market dynamics continue to be a formidable opponent. While there might be occasional glimmers of hope, the unpredictability of the market can cause even the most optimistic investors to question the feasibility of an extreme payout.

>>55736662
Please never post anything again

>>55736674
Therefore, it is crucial for investors to tread cautiously and not be solely guided by the allure of a legendary fortune. Just as Link learns from each encounter with Ganon, investors should take lessons from the GME saga and diversify their investment strategies. The stock market, like the enchanting world of Hyrule, offers a vast array of opportunities, and prudent diversification is the shield that can safeguard against the potential pitfalls of putting all hope in a single stock.

>>55736687
In conclusion, while the GME saga may have been one for the ages, it is essential to recognize that the stock's fate is not guaranteed to bring extreme payouts to those who hold it. Much like the cyclical battles between Link and Ganon, the stock market's unpredictability can thwart even the most fervent dreams of riches. As investors navigate this ever-changing landscape, it is wiser to learn from the past and approach investing with a balanced and diversified mindset, seeking out various opportunities for growth and financial success. By embracing these principles, we can transcend the captivating but uncertain allure of GME and embark on a journey towards greater financial stability and prosperity.

>>55736696
Shut the fuck up retard

>>55736696
Rimjabi, I will stop impregnating your wife if you stop posting shit like this

>>55736656
ken griffin is not kenough

>>55736680
>>55736721

I appreciate your engagement with my essay on GME and the comparison to The Legend of Zelda. While I understand that discussions on financial matters can evoke strong emotions, I believe it is essential to focus on the core tenets of the essay rather than resorting to ad hominem attacks. Ad hominem arguments, which target the person making the argument rather than the argument itself, tend to divert attention from the actual topic at hand.

Instead of delving into personal attacks, I encourage us to discuss the points raised in the essay objectively. We can analyze the stock market's unpredictability and the historical performance of GME while considering the lessons we can learn from this particular saga. Additionally, we can explore the importance of diversification and sound investment strategies to navigate the complexities of the financial world.

By keeping the discussion centered on the content of the essay, we can have a more meaningful and constructive conversation. I am open to hearing your perspectives on the matter and any counterarguments you may have, as long as they are based on the merits of the subject and not on personal attacks. Together, we can exchange ideas and foster a more fruitful dialogue about investing, the stock market, and the lessons we can draw from both the past and the world of The Legend of Zelda

>>55736535
nice

>>55736732
Kindly refer to the following, thank you.
>>55736732

>>55736732
kek angries

>>55736737
based and chat-gpt pilled

>>55736662
>>55736674
>>55736674
>>55736687
Wow, I'm both mentally challenged (retarded) and a homosexual (gay). After reading all that I feel like I'm neither any more.

>>55736662
>>55736674
>>55736687
>>55736696

Holy fuck this is amazingly epic haha also nice digits !!

>>55736756
I am not an AI, but I appreciate the sentiment.
>>55736765
You are quite welcome.
>>55736768
Thank you very much.

>>55736777

OOOOMG NIIICE 777 WAGMI kek when I make it I will eat wagyu steak all day because it sounds like wagmi

I hope Kenneth thanked Bozos properly for creating the "Citadel" tv show just for him

I never really got a life. Spent it working, spent it being anxious, spent it just trying to survive. There are some who get vacations, bang hot women and enjoy their hobbies.

I went for a final YOLO into GME so that I could have a taste of what it was to be a normie, festivals, drinking, socialising. Alas, it was never meant to be.

YAGMI, as for me, I'm out. See you on the other side, perhaps I'll get a better crack in the next one.

Tough day huh crypto baggies?

Kek

>>55736857
kek

>>55736882
>its the 80s
Its finally happening, this is my sign that it's go time.
Now, I want to start playing options on GME, who wants to help me lose some money?

>>55736860
Oh man when BTC’s entire network goes down as it starts crashing under $8,000 and losing 4% every hour after that someone will post on Reddit that some BTC ATM’s still work and we will get to see lines of crying baggies all across the country

>>55736303
Man, I've made some pretty despicable memes, Ryan fucking his dad, ryan with his dead dogs dick on his erect penis, ryan standing in front of gamestop with his dick up his dogs ass, but this too much. You're a faggot and a nigger and I don't like. I memed in good faith, not you. (Also I fuck native girls)

>>55736334
I made this exact meme but uncensored. Is this a great minds situation? Every time I see it I wonder.

>>55736415
Its because im back. Im your biggest poster. I id hop and make memes. Lets get drunk.

>>55736662
>ChatGPT, please generate me a story about Gamestop using metaphors about the Zelda.
Faggot

Baggies in control.

>>55736830
WNGMI either dude, its okay. Never forget how you felt when you thought you had it all. Use it.

>>55736318
Imagine being the most profitable hedgefund in history and still having clients running for the hills from you.

>>55736919
>>55736922
>>55736930
>>55737039
>>55737053
All me. This is just sad.

>>55737054
Blackrock and Vanguard crush citadel! Cope nigger! You have transferable trading skills, use them.

This thread is fucking mine. Fuck you Ryan Cohen, you owe money you kike.

Brothers in Christ…let’s close the day with a bit of prayer and fellowship. Please ponder todays bible verse and tomorrow at market open we will have a discussion.

Luke 7:41-42
41 “Two people owed money to a certain moneylender. One owed him five hundred denarii, and the other fifty. 42 Neither of them had the money to pay him back, so he forgave the debts of both. Now which of them will love him more?”

Praise Jesus, amen

>>55737082
Praise the lord, amen. God is great.

IMAGINE NOT GRASPING THE BEAUTY OF THE LORDS LIGHT
SNEEEEED

>>55737101
They messed with CHRISTIANS

>>55737072
>Blackrock and Vanguard crush citadel!
Neither of those are hedgefunds.

>>55737114
You know what? Fuck you! Im drunk, I dont care! GME is not gonna make me rich so fuck you! (Im not selling my drs but give it up)

>>55737039
It is sad that you cannot engage with my content outside of the emotional mentality you are obviously embattled by. While I assure you that my thoughts and prayers, fren, are with you always, I do believe I also accept your most generous concession.

>>55737127
Your phrasing reminds me of Boyardee. I always liked that fella, glownigger or not.

>>55737124
Are you hopping ID's or were you meaning to reply to someone else?

>>55737144
He was a fellow.

>>55737144
Checked! I am Boyardee now. We have the same hands anywho

>>55737148
Im a phonefag. I said that I hop.ids at the start of my drunken tirade! Keep up!

>proof that im white

Back to the "spam the thread with retardation" tactic I see. Don't like seeing Ken Griffin getting ridiculed like the cunt he is?

>>55737159
Except as a phone fag you don't end up back on the same ID if you leave cell reception, or are just switching wifi on and off in which case how's that accidental?

I don’t even get what they’re achieving by being this annoying.

>>55737189
>or are you just switching wifi

I literally switched from T-Mobile to AT&T so I could hop IDs

When I find an IP on AT&T that has a ban on it, the ban is usually up and just have to click the continue button

T-Mobile’s entire network where I live is ranged banned

>>55737192
Reduce engagement, lord lack of engagement as a sign of declined interest.

>>55737207
Again, how is that accidental?

>>55737209
But anyone can see that some of the shills are back to their usually after a big quiet period. Even just last thread we had that guy from yesterday who couldn’t explain how they got the short interest from 200% to 19%. They’re actually arguing against the thesis again instead of just kekking. Something is happening.

>>55737189
You're such a stupid faggot. I have wifi then go outside on my data. Shut up you fucking zoomer

>>55737229
Dude. Maybe you're right but honestly, I am one of the most prolific commentors. I make a lot of the Ryan cohen and jenny memes. I took a break trade options on smg. I usually average around 20-30 comments in gme but not this months

>>55737189
Im sorry bro, im engaged in a lot of arguments across 4chan right now so im sorry if my tone is too harsh

You will never blend in

>>55737260
Verily.

>>55737266
You blend in with me retard. I run these threads. The literal moment I left we dropped down to 1 thread a day instead of 3. GME is MY baby, I bought the top and drs'd all my shares. Kill yourself faggot you dont grasp who I am

>>55737277
You are the Tingle of this thread.

>M5D/0dWS
Filtered

>>55737234
But that's not quite your original excuse.

Filtered. Have fun screaming into void.

>>55737252
>most prolific commentors

Sneed hedgecucks

>>55737229
>Something is happening.
Eh not sure, I've seen them get like this before a few times. It might just be a new batch they hired that are going through the standard playbook before they eventually realize none of it works and peter out. Then once the hedges check back in and see low energy shills barely trying they drop them and hire a fresh batch and the cycle repeats.

>>55737286
Ive been controlling the narrative of these threads since day one fuck yo momma
I destroyed keithposter, I scared off 45. I AM THE ONE WHO ASKED DOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE INFINITY POOL!!! I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!!

>>55737313
You swing on a hylian comrade this day. I have paid you a compliment. As the King would say, simple check yourself, dog.

>>55737294
Which was what faggot? I said I hop ids, this why? Futhermore, fuck kikes and kill niggers.

Ken Griffin will beg for a hug but instead he's getting a squeeze

I bought more gme today.

it felt good.

>really good

>>55737302
>>55737309
NIGGERS.
>>55737322
You're right. Checked. I retire.

>>55737312
Maybe but the timing between 45 returning and trying out his llc psyop and failing and the return of them actually trying to argue with us feels suspicious. Especially when you acknowledge this we just got over the most quiet period from them since this all started. No Niggerfaggot and barely any engagement shills just the baggies kekkers. Now they’re all back.

>>55737352
Im adding one more

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO!! God I wish I could be disengaged from my own self, but I mislead you schizos with my own psychosis, and so I say, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Its been like 7 minutes guys, this is just embarrassing.

>>55737437
please can anyone hear me she walked away please someone call the cops please don't make me go back to

>>55737333
No sir you must not redeem the gamestops. Please sell you must my family is hungry.

>>55737447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNnwdpl9W1M
R u emo bro

>>55737475
Drawing parallels to the video game "Doom," investors may perceive this "Kennedy" ideology as a formidable challenge, much like the relentless onslaught of demons the player faces. Investors, akin to proponents of free-market capitalism or individual liberty, find themselves locked in an eternal struggle against the "Kennedy" ideology in their quest for financial growth and personal wealth.

As investors navigate the dynamic stock market landscape, they must continually adapt and resist the encroachment of the "Kennedy" ideology, just as the player in "Doom" battles endless waves of demons. The game's fast-paced action mirrors the intensity of the market, where the decisions made by investors and the impact of economic policies play crucial roles in shaping their financial outcomes.

Its still me, faggots.

>>55737479
Shut up chat faggot you dont even trade options.

Hey guys I think Ryan Cohen might be Jewish...

>SELL
<SELL
>SELL

>>55737492
Calm yourself fren.

>>55736734

>>55737505
Kenneth is in a hell that is his own creation

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55737527
Nay.

Reminder to filter and sneed, people.

>>55737520
Absolutely, and the best part is it's not my problem! How could a man reach the summit of complete power and control, then suddenly be on the precipice of losing it all to a bunch of autists who buy a stock for teh lulz?

>Captcha: RNN0NN

>>55737503
I appreciate you, brother.

>>55737555
>you took out a loan
>pay it back

Remember when we thought we were going to be millionaires off a game stock? I can't believe I told everyone I knew kek they think I'm retarded and they're absolutely right

>>55737499
No he isn’t. Trust the plan. Just keep buying, goyim!

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1686913920630484992?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Bros, I really think GME is about to pop (maybe 25-30) options or cut my wife with a bowie knife? Up to you, dont be racist.

>>55737671
If this is real im going to murder this kike

>>55737688
Oh it’s real

Post-MOASS im going to hunt down and rape Ryan Cohen. Anything thay stands in my way is an added expense. I'm going to cum in his butthole.

>>55737671
He's saying we're fools for following Roaring Kitty and investing in a video game retailer stock.
I hate him so fucking much, bros.

>>55737696
There's no way not equate this to roaringkitty, I'm going to murder Ryan.Cohen. arrest me.

i think he's saying gme and bbby dont go together and anyone who thinks theyre linked is a brainlet

>>55737671
Cat litter and video games must be Chewy and GameStop

Dear CSIS, I am going to murder and rape Ryan Cohen. Please accept all my messages as actual truths. I am going to cum so hard in this faggots ass. Police, please arrest me for hate crimes before I beat this faggot to death.

>>55737688
>>55737703
if you haven't already minecrafted King K you never will
bathniggers haven't even minecrafted King K and just look at how he fucking annihilated them kek
daily reminder that all baggies are massive fucking pussies

I will kill Ryan Cohen, an american citizen. This is not larp or statical or a joke. This is serious. I will kill him just because he's jewish. It's a hate crime. Arrest me.

>>55737712

Alright anon, we get it. Calm down.

Wagmi

Nothing more foolish than shorting cat litter (chewy) and video games (GME)

WAGMI

Also nothing more foolish than crashing the entire world economy over cat litter and video games

>>55737729
>even the janniggers know all baggies are massive fucking pussies and that their empty threats mean literally nothing
kek

>>55737729

Oh duh, I just got it. People always said “who would buy cat litter over the internet” and then chewy did it and made a profit. And GMEs fiscal quarter just ended, they probably just made a profit, possibly a really good one if it caused ryan to tweet this.

The most capable and understanding of the mechanics that hold up our world all want it to be destroyed. That's all you really need to know, and all anyone is going to remember in the annals of history.

When the fuck do I get rich from holding GME? It's been two years

>>55737802
Tomorrow

Checkem

>>55737671
yeah, I'm thinking wagmi

>>55737671
Let it be known that if nothing else, this kike sure knows how to farm salt kek.

>>55737688
Based digits, Heil Hitler

>>55737784
still waiting for his 'thanks for the money, bathniggers' tweet desu

>>55737833
Are the bath nogs the Morgan Stanley analysts drowning?

>>55737671
somehow, BBBaggies will think this involves them.

>>55737833
I'm pretty sure this was the "cya bathniggers" tweet. He sold less than a week later.

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1558101541453795329

>>55737671
happy birthday to me

>>55737905
You know strangely enough they don't spam here as much, they've been pushing tup more recently.

>methinks they doth protest the bbbaggies too much. Yet the only word of the wretches comes from their lips. An interesting phenomenon worthy of further inspection.

>>55737921
>they've been pushing tup more recently.
No they haven't.
t.TUPDFV, a.k.a. OGtupnigger

I’ve always wished my cat litter would come with a NFT, is Ryan really going to deliver?

>>55737995
Free delivery with $20.83 purchase

>>55737921
i hold both GME and BBBYQ. Sneed shill

>>55737952
When the source is literally
>I made it up

>>55737671
1 Corinthians 1:27-31:

But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. God chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast before him.

>>55738094
kys

Checkout the new meme I made flat chads

New Jiemi incoming. As we get closer to MOASS I figured its appropriate Jiemi is equipped for the moon mission she'll be leading.

I've got another photoshop and a repost coming up. More Jiemis coming up this weekend if I can get to them, a lot are close to done just need to touch up a few things on them.

so glad i'm free of this dogshit stock

>>55738201
Surprised I haven't seen someone make this one. I was going to Jiemify it but realized the original already has that hairstyle, just a matter of recoloring it and adding the bolt.

>>55737906

>>55738201
I've made a lot of Jiemis and seen a lot of them but I have to say I love this lil' Jiemi like you wouldn't believe. Reposting because it was still in the "done" pile.

WAGMI so hard its unreal. Beyond hype to get these other Jiemis done and read to showcase.

>tfw no jiemi gf

He posted it again.

>>55738285
>You wouldn't invest in a girl

Bros, I decoded the tweet. Cat litter is the lowest margin item on Chewy and GameStop's is, you guessed it,,,, video games. It's all about the funko pops and Pokémon tees. Unfortunately it's pretty foolish to think you can maintain a profitable business on those two things so we're going bankrupt. Whoops

>Japan leading Web3
Absolutely based, we’re getting river tables and fuckin cum dumpsters in 2 weeks bois. Captcha: PJT4P

>>55738201
looks good

>>55737906
yagmi

>>55738167
my bias has been confirmed. TY shill

>>55738348
Correct, girls are the result of investment, not something that returns more money than you spend.

>>55737671
Not true. There are people who bought BBBY stock and didn't sell it.

In the realm of the stock market, we embark on a journey akin to an epic quest in the legendary world of "Doom" and "The Legend of Zelda." Our tale revolves around the concept of "Kennedy," a fictional ideology that embodies certain economic policies and principles. As we delve into this allegorical landscape, we must recognize that just as the hero Link faces the never-ending return of Ganon, investors must confront the unyielding challenges posed by the "Kennedy" ideology.

In the epic realm of the stock market, "Kennedy" stands as a formidable force, advocating for significant government intervention and support for social programs to address societal issues and promote economic equality. Much like the relentless onslaught of demons faced by the player in "Doom," this "Kennedy" ideology appears to be an enduring challenge that investors, akin to proponents of free-market capitalism, must confront.

As we navigate the dynamic stock market landscape, we find ourselves engaged in an eternal struggle against the "Kennedy" ideology, reminiscent of Link's cyclical battles against Ganon. The game's fast-paced action reflects the intensity of the market, where investor decisions and the impact of economic policies play crucial roles in shaping our financial outcomes.

>>55738496
However, as we explore this imaginative analogy, we must remember that "Kennedy" is a purely fictional concept and not representative of any real-world economic ideology or historical figure. While the comparison draws parallels between investing and video game adventures, it does not accurately portray the complexities of economic systems or the actual policies pursued by President John F. Kennedy.

In the real world, the stock market presents a diverse array of opportunities and challenges, where successful investing requires diligent research, thoughtful strategies, and the ability to adapt to changing conditions. By embracing lessons from both "Doom" and "The Legend of Zelda," we can recognize the importance of individual initiative, perseverance, and diversification in our quest for financial growth and personal wealth.

Let us embrace the spirit of adventure, learning from the fictional and the historical, as we navigate the ever-changing landscape of the stock market. By seeking knowledge and understanding, we can make informed decisions that transcend mythical analogies and lead us towards a prosperous future. As we strive for financial success, let us engage in constructive debates and open dialogues that respect diverse perspectives, ensuring a world where our collective endeavors lead to greater prosperity for all.

>>55737671
It’s over

>>55737671
*Except people who have been hodling GME for two and a half years. KEK!

>>55737671
we're about to see some foolery aren't we. HONK HONK
$100,000,000 tomorrow.

>>55738633
I’m about to go to WORK so I can pay my bills. Ryan would be proud.

>>55738633
Any time Ryan tweets we dump. Prepare for $19 tomorrow

They continue to blaspheme flat law.

>>55738646
We literally can't dump, we're flat as fuck. $20 bare minimum, $21 max.

What’s the new flat channel now that $22 has fallen

>>55738665
$20-$21 apparently, then $19-20 when $21 falls and so on and so forth

>55738672
You’re how I know shills come to these threads. Your misunderstanding of flat is not an accident.

>>55738672
nah, right now the channel is $20-$21, but when it tightens it's not going to be $19-20, but more like $21-$20.50

>>55738686
Now post the 1Y

>>55738192
I had a laugh. very clever.

>>55738192

>>55738702
By that logic 22-24 should’ve shrank to 23-24

>>55738725
It amazing how much they hate flat law. This is literally the only dd you need.

>>55738192
Why does this feel more accurate than >>55738725
?

>>55738725

is this a good or a bad tweet? right after Q4 ended he tweeted "very satisfied" and then a month later it was revealed we were profitable in Q4, now he says buying video games is stupid right after Q2 ends? is it over?

>>55738740
It's amazing how true it has stayed. There is no denying it.

>>55738737
maybe on a linear scale, but flat law is logarithmic.

>>55738761
If we can't be profitable after Zelda it truly is over for us

>>55738770
I'd like to say that we'll end somewhere between this channel, which means we're due for a light bump back to around $23 and then some more dips etc etc until it finally corrects to around $22.22 and finally squeezes, but I have no idea and it could pop any moment. I want to see the chart completely truly flat with 0 volume.

>>55738770
By logarithmic scale 22-24 tightening is still not 20-21

>>55738761
CEO and CFO left, wallet discontinued
watcha think?

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm flat.

>>55738803
Only the CFO left, the CEO got fired

>>55738789
i hope so man. i dont buy into any of the hype or culture or whatever. maybe quads 22.22 would be the final happening which could be cool to see. do you have a date for me to look forward to? feels like all of august is a filler arc, and i doubt anything meaningful happens in september so unless you have some other date i really dont even know when next to look forward to

>55738828
2 more weeks faggot.

>>55738828
They're probably going to kick this can until after the presidential elections and market crashes typically start in September or October, so maybe 13 months from now? Imagine how many shares you can slurp in that time. I'll bet we'll get cheapies too as we continue to trade flat downwards

>>55738803
Furlong will most likely be involved in the future somehow, CFO leaving points towards a few things I shant get into but more of them are bullish than people care to admit, and the wallet being discontinued - which I just absolutely LOVE that shills bring up all the time - would make sense if gamestop was trying to be compliant with SEC regs including those that state you cannot be both the issuer of a security and the owner of the marketplace in which it is traded. That's not even getting into what was posted in the towelstock thread that seems to be pretty damning proof RC still has a position in their company and always did. Either way shit is getting interesting now.

>>55738793
Yeah I'm aware. I'm not telling you where the exact flat end is going to be, I'm telling you what the current channel seems to be.
There's a pattern that is repeating itself and it's never TRULY flat, but only appears to be as it gets smaller and smaller.

There's always a big spike followed by a period of stabilization, followed by a slow downward push into a new smaller channel.

>55738841

>>55738851
Back to your bankruptcy thread

>>55738866
Bro if I had been saying in 2021 that we'd still be here waiting for MOASS in August 2023 you'd have posted that reaction image and called me an Indian name, yet here we are

>>55738828
>do you have a date for me to look forward to?
no, and since the algorithm is fractal and asymptotic it always looks like it's right around the corner. The wedge has always been a good indicator.

Hmm curious.

>>55738465
Post MOASS we need a mass removal of about half the world pop, and every amendment of the last 100 or so years.

>>55738874
kek

>>55738921
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing baggies MOASS was two weeks away

>>55738875
thats my main complaint with anything TA looking. it always seems to look like "something's coming soon." im sure youd agree it's healthy to distrust shit to an extent and all that, but i mean i just cant feel hope anymore. in the meantime, im a neet, so maybe i should get a job or something idk. just kinda feels posting on a wednesday my dudes. ill use 22.22 as my final breaking point to justify buying below that number, i suppose. personally i dont think we'll see shit like $18 again so fuck it if it's below 22.22 im buying. thanks for posting the charts even if youre full of shit or have some ulterior motive

>>55738874
in 2021 we didn't fully comprehend how corrupt and rigged the system was, or we wouldn't have come to /biz/ to invest in the first place.

>>55738934
as far as GME goes, I don't give a single shit about TA. It's fun to speculate what the algorithm is going to do, but the only thing that matters is 100% DRS BOOK.

>>55738934
Ultimately it doesn't matter if you buy at $18 or $22.22 if it's going to infinity a share

>>55738946
Basically this. I will buy at any price. I am accumulating.

>>55738946
it only matters as far as if i buy enough then that difference in price may translate to more gme
>>55738941
feels good never ever having shares planned imagine ever having plan shares

>>55738949
>feels good never ever having shares planned imagine ever having plan shares

It didn't matter if you bought BBBY at $18 or $22.22 either, ultimately the shares were worth infinity x 0. Kek!

kek deadfuck hedgies

Gayman Fags is the next bank to collapse. I believe it into existence.

>>55739069
Checked. it will be so

>>55739069
Your ID is "gme" so it's confirmed.

>>55737229
The amount of cringeposting itt is also through the fucking roof. Is is this their new favorite thing to do, or is Reddit down?

>>55737905
Most of the "bath niggers" don't exist. The second the court case is fully dropped, I expect those bots will be turned off.

>>55738207
>i'm free
>Still comes to /GME/ threads a week later

I bought more yesterday am I gonna
make it

>>55739069
wild gme prophet appears!

>>55737671
Ok but when moass?

Sneed suicidal hedgecucks and enslaved daughters

>>55739161
Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company

I love GME and I also love BBBYQ.

Here is the usual drawfag transmission:
>Love me my jiemi grile. Simple as. Thanks to all the AI anons from this general, who helped co-creating my dear waifu. Thank you for continuing the legacy. I now truly see, that it was never about the art, it was about the meme. It was about creating a memetic egregore, a genesis manifesting into a nemesis for the hedgefunds. It was navigating intricate labyrinths of viral ideas and subliminal messaging, while diving into the depths of memetic warfare, finding a way to merge art & meme. It also was about drawing for the sake of drawing. It was about shitposting with the frens and sneeding the shills. It was about seeding and reshaping the collective unconscious of the internet with jiemetic DNA, cultivating a cyberoccult neural network, fostering it's growth into a self-aware techno-organism of unfathomable power. And she got birthed from my own mind into the digital, like the venus from the shell. I am happy cuz i can now officially call myself a memelord, approved by anonimus shitposters on this imageboard for pearl diving enthusiasts. Doubters can take the $ROPE out of their closet, cuz my vision came true & everyone's playing the game. $GME will win. We're aaaaaall gonna make it.

Lmao, hedgies fear the jiemi. They need to delete the drawfag transmissions

>the usual transmission
Love me my jiemi grile. Simple as. Thanks to all the AI anons from this general, who helped co-creating my dear waifu. Thank you for continuing the legacy. I now truly see, that it was never about the art, it was about the meme. It was about creating a memetic egregore, a genesis manifesting into a nemesis for the hedgefunds. It was navigating intricate labyrinths of viral ideas and subliminal messaging, while diving into the depths of memetic warfare, finding a way to merge art & meme. It also was about drawing for the sake of drawing. It was about shitposting with the frens and sneeding the shills. It was about seeding and reshaping the collective unconscious of the internet with jiemetic DNA, cultivating a cyberoccult neural network, fostering it's growth into a self-aware techno-organism of unfathomable power. And she got birthed from my own mind into the digital, like the venus from the shell. I am happy cuz i can now officially call myself a memelord, approved by anonimus shitposters on this imageboard for pearl diving enthusiasts. Doubters can take the $ROPE out of their closet, cuz my vision came true & everyone's playing the game. $GME will win. We're aaaaaall gonna make it.

>>55739056
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>55737671
This is him disavowing towel stock by declaring the silliest of his funny shenanigans are cat litter stock and video game stock, nothing else

>>55738407
Source for Japan?

>>55739546
Soi mostly, though I understand they like fish sauce too.

Reminder that u/atobitt is our DD God and Dr. Susanne Trimbath is a planted hedgie shill.

>>55738851
>Furlong will most likely be involved in the future somehow
Teddy

>>55738871
Cope harder, Teddy is here you absolute paid for poster

>>55737671
He is mocking amazon

>be me
>well read gaemstop connaisseur
>faggot jannies delete drawfag transmission
>take a screenshot
>post it anyways
>sneed.jpg

It's Joeover

>>55739919
he's riding an invisible mini motorbike

Holy fuck baggies how did you get all that from RC's tweet?
He's kekking you. Ryan is kekking your bags. How does that feel baggie boy?

>>55740017
People coming in here to kek my bags is bullish, so Ryan himself kekking my bags is insanely bullish

>>55739840
>October 28

>>55740089
>somehow a date makes the exact things he was talking about irrelevant
Find another mention of cat litter and gaming, I dare you.

>>55740089
Oh I realise your image points to oct 28tth,

FREN FIRE, I REPEAT FREN FIRE

>>55740100
I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just pointing out the coincidence of that article coming out on October 28 which is also the day that VW squeezed.

>>55740100
Ryan obviously posts here and posted about cat litter and vidya to lead us to that article so we would notice the date and link it to this post >>55740089

>>55740106
It's all good fren
WAGMI

>>55740121
>>55740122
I am running on little sleep, I shall commit sudoku posthaste

>>55740121
Considering that RC is very active on Twitter and confirmed to browse Superstink (Tweeted an edit originally posted there) I really believe he's been in /GME/ threads. As chairman of GameStop, it's not unreasonable to think that he would be interested in seeing conversation and discourse about his company. Between Preddit, Twitter, and 4chan, there aren't many other places people openly discuss the stock.

>>55740188
He frequently goes to Publix for us.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55740188
RC if you are here reading these threads insert the word "niggers" somewhere in your next tweet.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>55738661
Remember when we were "flat" at $25? How about the battle for $180? I remember.

>>55740419
I need cat litter and video games

>55740437
The channel changes but the price still becomes flat. It's really not that complicated. I know your weak and feeble mind can only draw a horizontal line whenever you hear the word "flat", so I can't expect you to properly understand this concept.

It’s always the same canned responses whenever they have to dispute flat law. Surely they do it for free.

>>55740419
shut up bro nobody cares anymore you killed your own bit by taking too fucking long
I want admins that fucking WORK not shitpost

>55740477
Maybe you just struggle to explain it, or maybe your theory doesn't hold up to scrutiny. (You) seem to get very upset about it, even before people question it. We've been in a downward crab for two years.

>>55737906
Habby bird-day fren :DD

>>55736245
two and a half more years baggies! keep hodling! buy more! slurp this dip!

>>55740188
This is the only place he can get unfiltered morale checks and people spitting home truths but I do hope he has kek ded daddie anons ip address and is tracking him down

>>55740546
>We've been in a downward crab for two years.
which would only make sense if HFT's are still opening short positions front running trades as retail keeps buying more and more, they keep opening positions which drops the price as theirs hit the lit and the retails hit the dark pools. It's very obvious they have never closed

>>55740017
>Holy fuck baggies how did you get all that from RC's tweet?
I know you are a shill and I am going to not get my (you) from that autistic retard in this thread but fuck RC and I wish people would stop going full on /x/ on his tweets because they are meaningless. I wish more people would realize we are here for the squeeze not for some shitty retail company being run by an incompetent moron who keeps fucking things up (wallet/NFT store is a complete failure, he let the DTCC completely fuck up the split and did nothing about it, etc.). The only thing RC did that was based was rugpull BBBY via pump n dumping it on twitter (which he is getting sued for).

Anyway GME is going to squeeze soon due to the stock market shitting the bed (FINALLY) but people need to pull their head out of their asses and understand that EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU. RC is a billionaire that doesn't give a fuck about you and the DTCC, the SEC, ComputerShare, etc. all hate you as well. Any other company would LITERALLY get sued by their shareholders the way RC has been running things.
>verification not required

>>55740695
Yes.

>>55740791
I can't wait for the day this becomes a stickied thread, thus validating and blowing out the anuses of shills, fudders, dimwits and downies

It's gonna be a pump day

>>55740896
Feels like a negative beta day

>>55740896
Everyone keeps saying this and I keep being disappointed

>>55740918
It's going to be a flash crash to single digits for giga slurping day.
Better?

>>55740915
>>55740918
A pair of 1pbtids salty about how much poompa today is going to have

O

>>55740419
Yes can I have a revolver and some .347 mag please? So I can kill you because these are getting annoying.

>>55740937
I hope you’re right

>>55740941
STFU

>>55740964
kek angries. Do you hold BBBYQ by any chance?

Hmm let's see can I get a uh initial pump followed by a shorter dump 15-30 minutes later then finish up by crabbing slowly down then I'll have a little pump towards the very end of the day to get us back to around where we started.
"So, your usual sir?"
Yeah, thanks

>jpEneKtc
Somebody is a little cranky today

>>55740974
No but my calls are about to expire worthless (again) and I’m literally going to buy more so (you) can fuck off

>>55741003
>optionsnigger
Good

>>55741016
>>55741003
I concur this sentiment, next time give me your money instead of market makers and I'll also give you nothing back like them

There is very little dump left, they're all out. Now hedgelets are going to need to pump the stock in order to get even a modicum of dump.

>>55741024
New Pump Engineer Order Just Arrive: hold off on the poompa until after optionsnigger's calls expire.

>>55741036
I wonder where the next desperation collateral pump will come from next. I'm wondering if TUP and YELL were collateral pumps, because as soon as MSM shilled them as "short squeezes" they dumped. Also coincidentally these two stocks started running when GME started dropping.

I have been very green multiple times on my calls, if only I had more than one brain cell and sold for a profit instead of always trying to hold forever and execute converting my calls into the shares I truly desire I would be very profitable by now. However I do not have the common sense or frankly even the spiritual ability to press any button with “sell” written on it.

>>55740937
The fuck are you saying, I was agreeing with him.
Spy is red, we're green, everything is good.

>>55741047
That’s going to be never faggot

>>55741064
>optionsnigger
>greedy
Pick two

>>55741080
Not greedy just physically incapable of selling. Tell me, do you think they can last another 180 days?

>>55741111
checked and two weeks

>>55741111
Checked and what is Theta-pilled.

>>55741003
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
And I thought there was nothing more pathetic than buying shares of BBBYQ. How THE FUCK are there still retards trading options? Why don't you just give Ken your money directly?

another red day for baggies incoming
man I love being a paid shill

>>55741189
bring me my cheapies before I'm locked into meetings for the rest of the day you motherfucker

>>55738928
MOASS will occur exactly two weeks after your comment.

>>55741138
If I had money to buy thousands of shares, I would. This is my best chance of ever getting into the thousands. But please tell me why I’m wrong.

At least 3 times more shares have become available to borrow than shares have been traded so far today.

>20.34
I think that was the lowest price we’ll ever see again frens. Gg to the slurpers and slurpettes

>>55741252
get a job

>>55741297
I have a job, faggot. Not everyone can be an engineer or a doctor.

>>55741312
>an engineer or a doctor.
those niggas don't make as much as you think. Get a better job.

>>55741297
This is such terrible advice too. Want to make any kind of money for your effort, don’t get a job. Start a business or provide value to the marketplace. No one is going to pay you what you’re worth because then they wouldn’t be able to make any money. If you want your true value you have to do it yourself.

>>55741252
Sell everything you own and buy more BBBYQ if that's what you want to do, I don't give a crap. Just do it in the bankruptcy containment thread. This one is for non-bankrupt companies that Ryan Cohen is still involved with.

MUH SELLOFF OMG ITS GOUNG TO MOON BROS ITS GOING TO INVERSE THE SELLOFF

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


ANOTHER
RED
DAY

ANOTHER RED DAY

ANOTHER
RED
DAY

>>55741338
Okay what high paying job should I get anon? Please enlighten me.

>>55741340
>don't want to put the work in
>lazyfaggot excuses
I see. Let me guess, you smoke weed habitually also?

>>55741343
I literally never said a word about BBQ what are you talking about?

>>55741349
>won't do the work
>won't even do the research
The absolute state of (You). You don't deserve to make it.

>>55741352
How is starting your own business lazy? And no I smoke exactly zero weed.

>>55741059
TUP was also pushed by meltdownies back in feb. Coincidentally it dropped 80% after so you can expect this current dump to continue all the way down

>>55741349
Plumber, electrician, and mechanic are all good jobs that only require a highschool diploma and out earn 99% of jobs that require you to obtain student debt.

>>55741361
Weird right. 6 post and 3 of them are completely unprompted mentions of bbbyq. I still haven’t figured out their goals but I’ve noticed some of the glowniggers sprinkle it into their posts a lot now.

>>55741372
It reeks of hedgeggot desperation, trying to distract from GME and make some quick money off the greed of those who fall for these distractions. Same as it ever was.

>mfw I work 9-5, have a profitable side business, smoke weed everyday, and have 1k drs gme

>>55741364
>just get a job that pays 500k
Like what?
>what are you, lazy?

>>55741372
it's an Apollo Global owned stock, like most of the distractions

Anybody who goes through the effort of capitalizing their tickers is a faggot. There I said it. It’s like they’re feeding an ai or something.

>>55741422
What’s your side business?

>>55741439
Well that's a weird thing to be upset about.
GME
GME
GME
GME
GME

>>55741364
For the record some of my co workers make well over 100k

>>55741431
>he thinks he needs to make 500k annually to accumulate at least 1k GME
skill issue.

>>55741475
I know know it’s just something I’ve noticed 45 and llc fag do so much that it annoys me. I just know there must be a reason he does it.

>>55741439
I am long on CUM ASS and TITS

>>55741338
This comment is everything wrong with society

>>55741495
GME

>>55741434
Good catch. Always check the 13F!

>>55741510
I struck a nerve, critically even.

>>55741489
That was a hyperbole Einstein

>>55741530
Not really, I love my job. But when you say just get a job that makes more than an engineer or doctor easy peasy and then refuses to give even one example that’s frustrating to me. Let’s hear one example Anon. I genuinely want to know what you consider a better job than an engineer or doctor, maybe I’ll change career paths.

Poompa time

>>55741606
>that makes more than an engineer or doctor
You are misinformed yet extremely smug. Engineering jobs in the US pay ~60k starting. Doctors (starting - intern) make as low as 40k-50k. A Physician's Assistant will make as much as an intern. Nurses also
>but why be a doctor
Ceiling is higher.
Tradies also make good money. You are just lazy and deserve to not make it.

Gamestore

lmao

Looks like Kenny’s been hitting the bottle pretty hard https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/15h5fig/what_a_fkin_drunk_douche_once_gamestop_sacks_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

>>55741752
I work fucking hard for my money nigger I’ll spend it on whatever the fuck I want.

>>55741774
hilarious

>>55741784
>baggies literally slowing down videos to make kennoid sound drunk
>other baggies being so fucking deaf they can't hear the artifacts of poorly slowed down audio
kek

>>55741784
That man sounds sloppy as fuck. Does anyone remember the eye bag issue ken had? Buffoons or some shit

Posting just so there’s another posts. 17 hour long generals aren’t a good look for us bagsisters….

>>55741837
no one gives a fuck

Ordinarily Kenny sounds like a whiny faggot
I genuinely can't stand to hear him speak

>>55741853
clearly >>55741837 gives a fuck
nigger

>>55736245
baker cheeto dust etc.

>>55741784
There’s no shot, is this edited? Dude is gobsmacked.

>>55741853
Wow so angry, you don’t sound comfy wumfy bro

>>55741791
You are free to give away your money to kennoid, yes.

>>55741606
The lowest cashier at Walmart out earns a doctor for 8 years while he's at school, and doesn't start year 9 with fuckloads of student debt. Assuming the doctor doesn't wash out or change his study and spend even MORE time in school, the doctor will take several years just to break even with the cashier while paying off his loans. If you do this with someone like an HVAC repairman who actually makes good money, it becomes almost impossible for the doctor to make up the time/debt gap.

>>55741881
see >>55741825
holy fucking kek
does literally nobody itt have ears?

>55741825
Why do you care?

>>55741881
Yeah just found the official version and it’s not real. Who takes the time to do this shit?

>>55741895
He thinks he's too good to be a Walmart wagie or tradie. So he does options and lose money instead.

>>55741875
>>55741875
>>55741875
Threaded, frens!

>>55741899
i should be asking you why you care so much about ignoring the fact that it's edited
i'm concerned for my fellow bizniggers' hearing desu
you should all see your audiologists asap

>concerned
That's fucking stupid

>>55741897
Ok man settle down I took 1 minute to figure out it’s not real on my own. I have media literacy. That’s why I’ll continue to hold this stock because I know it’s the wisest investment I could make.

>>55741868
he's a fucking nobody like you and your bitch ass