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55721590 No.55721590 [Reply] [Original]

An ICPoor has a new-found interest in music.
He spends all of his savings ($100) on a second-hand Squier Bullet. Aside from missing 1 string and a couple of strange white stains on the fretboard, you could say it's a decent entry-level instrument.
However, our ICPoor would get frustrated rather quickly as he forgot electric guitars need amplifiers to produce sound (he didn't have enough money for an amplifier.
Infuriated and on the verge of tears, our ICPoor (whose name is Dom) decides to take the guitar and stick it all the way into his anus until the neck is barely visible.
Even though the sadness didn't go away, he feels relatively relieved thanks to his new-found coping mechanism: self-drilling.
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots too.

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Gypsie needs AI to write simple icp joke. NGMI curry hands.

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>>55722099
Implying this was done by AI shows how desperate and delusional ICPoors truly are, though I don't blame you considering Icypee's price action.
Also nice copy Poomar, maybe try changing a couple more details next time or else Icypee will remain Avalanche's shadow until the end of times.

>> No.55722417

>>55721590
Just 4 more days of waging and you next rest again next weekend

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>>55722099
>Butthurt
Self drilling has consequences faggot